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@XPtoLevel32 жыл бұрын
oops there was some editing errors, just pretend you didnt see that black screen... uh so like would you smash halaster tho?
@that-1-guywith-a-name4112 жыл бұрын
Maybe. Depends on how much I’ve drank
@robojacob12 жыл бұрын
Absolutely yes.
@bensaylor90932 жыл бұрын
Yes.
@kidsonshred48052 жыл бұрын
After spending 4 years running a heavily homebrewed DotMM i would totally smash Halaster. My head canon is a bit off from "true" Halaster though
@researcherchameleon46022 жыл бұрын
You embraced your inner bards
@markymark36682 жыл бұрын
The "I could fix her" absolutely sent me 🤣🤣🤣
@bloodmooncomics22492 жыл бұрын
I had to pause the video because I was laughing so hard
@Danothyus12 жыл бұрын
Roll persuasion
@sylph80052 жыл бұрын
That's the entire plot of Descent Into Avernus
@crazedmonk8u Жыл бұрын
also describes shadowheart enjoyers!
@Tlex982 жыл бұрын
I feel like the dragon's ability to polymorph was neglected in the decision making.
@archaros2 жыл бұрын
Technically, only metallic and gem dragons can do that.
@LeFisheboi2 жыл бұрын
If you wanna fuck a person you can, wanna take 10d12 piercing damage? YOU CAN
@davidanddragons53392 жыл бұрын
@@archaros technically the chromatic ones can learn how to if you've read Fizban's Treasury of dragons
@jabberwocky99682 жыл бұрын
@@archaros The blue dragon in Storm King's Thunder can also do it.
@TheeOK12 жыл бұрын
Well it's a white dragon, so it likely wouldn't want to learn how to polymorph for that matter.
@LowLifeAM2 жыл бұрын
I’ll never forget the moment Strahd pinned me underneath a fountain as we fought over the sun sword, the bard still sings that story to every tavern we begrudgingly stop at.
@succubasu2 жыл бұрын
That sounds like an extremely interesting story to hear lmao
@h.s.62692 жыл бұрын
@@succubasu indeed. I'd like to know more too, lmao.
@lucarudloff6872 жыл бұрын
Ok, so... how often did you say "Choke me daddy" during that fight? And if you say you didn't you're clearly a liar.
@windwaker1052 жыл бұрын
Pics or it didn’t happen
@sylph80052 жыл бұрын
I ended a Strahd Must Die Tonight game by becoming one of his brides
@CritCrab2 жыл бұрын
NO EDITING ERRORS SEEN JACOB W
@NecroTree-vm5oj2 жыл бұрын
LORD CRAB!!! 🦀
@AxxLAfriku2 жыл бұрын
WHAT THE WHAT??? i am over 100 years old and still making youtub videos? oh yeah baby. why? because i am the ultimate youtuber. woo woo woo you know it dear cc
@phillipwilde7702 жыл бұрын
🦀
@the.jack.ass.2 жыл бұрын
Ny lord 🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀
@gavinzhu71462 жыл бұрын
All praise the lord crab
@ByzanQueen2 жыл бұрын
"This is the Brittle Maiden. She's an easy smash." Well, yeah. It's in the name.
@WireMosasaur2 жыл бұрын
lmao
@ProdByAngus2 жыл бұрын
Underrated asf
@sylph80052 жыл бұрын
I felt this way when they showed Orel's final form which was just ice
@isaacgleeth36092 жыл бұрын
Jacob: "I want Asmodeus in a suit." Asmodeus: "I could always acquiesce to such a request...for a price."
@VinceValentine2 жыл бұрын
"Mammon, write me a contract."
@Torthrodhel2 жыл бұрын
Asmodeus, Asmodeus Asmodeus, Asmodeus Asmodeus, Asmodeus Rock me Asmodeus
@IsaacMayerCreativeWorks Жыл бұрын
specifically Asmodeus as voiced by Brennan Lee Mulligan in Calamity please
@PunishedBlake2 жыл бұрын
Imryth (probably messed up her name) can turn into a giant woman. I'd say smash. I like women that could physically kill me and can also plot and scheme to do it efficiently.
@androsh90392 жыл бұрын
Based.
@levatheluscious66622 жыл бұрын
Someone who gets it
@Jamesadams0242 жыл бұрын
Markiplier?
@tomalator2 жыл бұрын
Death by snu snu?
@elzed26672 жыл бұрын
I would say smash even in dragon form assuming I don’t just die
@user-hs1xb9tv6e2 жыл бұрын
I love how both of them agreed to smash Graz'zt without a second thogut.
@g80gzt2 жыл бұрын
He's literally the demon lord of "lets fuck"
@ghoststories92052 жыл бұрын
My Warlock sold their soul just to smash him.
@bjorn942 жыл бұрын
The only reason to not smash Gra’azt, is that after him every smash would be a let-down
@jonahs922 жыл бұрын
יוווו, עוד ישראלי?! 😳
@localidiotnumber792 Жыл бұрын
I mean be honest, you would too
@kristofkalman26592 жыл бұрын
Tiamat has an avatar called the Dark Lady, quote: "a mulan woman with long dark hair and completely black eyes.", so there you go😁
@spencereades2 жыл бұрын
Was gonna say, don't most of these dragon villains have humanoid polymorph forms?
@virgiljericho6642 жыл бұрын
So literally the ring girl.
@calebjackson38952 жыл бұрын
I wanna run a game where she takes the form of five ladies. Each one inspired by a different Cate Blanchet character.
@kristofkalman26592 жыл бұрын
@@spencereades Chromatic dragons usually don't have the innate ability to polymorph into humanoids, but I guess its not impossible, given just how magically talented older dragons usually are
@AhsokaTanoTheWhite2 жыл бұрын
Smash!
@hawkeyeplerce52382 жыл бұрын
Jarlaxle and Strahd are the only ones where it's canon they're fucking pimps. Bonus points to Jarlaxle for not having to charm the two women he sleeps with in Dragonheist though. Therefore, Jarlaxle is the sexiest villain
@kkwolf19222 жыл бұрын
Jarlaxle has canonically seduced 2 dragons
@Kopschlop2 жыл бұрын
Untrue, Tiamat is also said to have a harem of male dragons in her lair. One from each type of cromatic dragon, so arround nine. So she's probably number one...
@kidsonshred48052 жыл бұрын
So I loved Jarlaxle ever since DH I found out so much dumb stuff about the guy. Fun fact he actually still has 2 eyes he wears the eyepatch because of magical properties and he sometimes uses this to pull the "good twin/bad twin" trick where hell wear the eye patch on the other side to mess with people
@hawkeyeplerce52382 жыл бұрын
@@kidsonshred4805 I mean yeah. People wear cloaks in hot weather too because it's magic lol. The magic benefits justify it fine for me. And the evil twin thing is hilarious to me.
@hawkeyeplerce52382 жыл бұрын
@@Kopschlop I mean, if we're counting Gods, then yeah, the Gods all have lots of people simping for them lol.
@TheSpazhero2 жыл бұрын
I feel we really missed the *True* depravity by not setting the ground rule of “The person depicted won’t kill you.”
@zoelea96092 жыл бұрын
You fools, Iymrith can become a storm giant and does so a lot! Y'all missed out on the biggest of big ladies
@carlosromulo3032 жыл бұрын
Watching again after seeing this from JoCat's stream. The D&D bois' comprehensive discussion and debate on each villain felt like a special edition DVD commentary to this already masterpiece of a video.
@perfectly_balanced772 жыл бұрын
Link?
@jamestwinn27292 жыл бұрын
Yea gimme link
@inamecomeunico89352 жыл бұрын
+1 for link
@carlosromulo3032 жыл бұрын
Here ya go: twitch.tv/videos/1462764769?t=30m
@janisi92622 жыл бұрын
@@carlosromulo303 Disappointingly, this does not work.
@ChaosKingD0mmm2 жыл бұрын
Food for thought: Yeenoghu is huge in size so that Harper badge is most likely a buckler or shield from someone he killed rather than an actual badge.
@papierowyszczur92342 ай бұрын
I know I'm late, but by description (not illustration, unfortunately), but Yeenoghu wears an armor that is a horrible amalgamation of shields and armors of slain enemies.
@MrDe4dGuy342 жыл бұрын
16:28 That fair drow matron was originally the artwork for the Envoy of Lolth from Expedition to the Demonweb Pits, an adventure from the 3.5 days. This is her description in the book: "The lustrous black skin of this 10-foot-tall drow female glows with dark energy, and her long, white hair merges into a gown of fine white spider silk. In one hand, she holds a long weapon that resembles a spider leg. The other hand gestures without pause, pulling at the air as if stretching it, then pulling again at nothing." She's a sorceress that's all about enchantment spells. I'm sorry, but I had to geek out there for a sec as I recognized her immediately.
@blackwell47012 жыл бұрын
Definite smash.
@tooblue1272 жыл бұрын
Please do a smash or pass of the whole monster manual. I would pay for that video.
@e4rio2 жыл бұрын
I too would pay for that
@Cutegreydollwolf2 жыл бұрын
pleasee
@teawings43912 жыл бұрын
You mean the bards waifu book?
@DerNiker2 жыл бұрын
@@teawings4391 Or as i call it: 'The Bards Guide to smashing everything"
@christophersanders32522 жыл бұрын
@@teawings4391 More like the druids.
@parkerjones60712 жыл бұрын
Jacob: “I think he’d squish me” Me: GLORY, GLORY, WHAT A HELL OF A WAY TO DIE!!
@lyebatenkaitosofgluttony24522 жыл бұрын
I would smash just so that they could write "Crushed to death while trying to fuck a dragon" on my tombstone
@agentmarkusobrien3042 жыл бұрын
Correct me if I’m wrong but isn’t it “Gory Gory?”
@Terrarian3292 жыл бұрын
@@agentmarkusobrien304 thou art correct
@Milenos2 жыл бұрын
Old module: Big villain with hard gothic or disgusting look. Stryxhaven: tiny frogman evil mage.
@7fatrats2 жыл бұрын
I kine that tbh, the players arent legendary heroes on stryxhaven, just some students :) Also smash
@shagore Жыл бұрын
Murgaxor = Frogdemort
@clementverkimpe9402 жыл бұрын
*a badass gnoll* jacob's wife : "smash" jacob : THE GNOLL? me : guy... you have chosen the good one!
@gavinzhu71462 жыл бұрын
Playing smash or pass with your wife is such a chad move
@genericusername546 Жыл бұрын
Anyone who *couldn't* play smash or pass with their partner is in a completely alien and incomprehensible relationship as far as I'm concerned
@liefygreens2 жыл бұрын
y'all are so right about Jarlaxle, he is the smashiest villain of them all
@levatheluscious66622 жыл бұрын
Tiamat: “Come experience my glory mortal!” Me: Reads through Fizban’s Treasury of Dragons. “Yeah, you just turn to your Tahkisis avatar and we’re good.” Tiamat: “...how about I make you a Dragon for a week?” Me: “Fair enough.” Real though, hug or pass would be a great game to play with D&D characters. ZARIEL, hug or pass?
@Dramoklos2 жыл бұрын
hug
@carpedm98462 жыл бұрын
Hug. I can fix her.
@EvilExcalibur2 жыл бұрын
pledge my undying loyalty
@VanNessy97 Жыл бұрын
Smash. I can make her worse
@chrisj4288 Жыл бұрын
Oh my gosh I would take that offer in a heartbeat, can you imagine That would be a story and an experience for a lifetime After all, how often are you going to be able to be a dragon? And then smash a dragon god while being one? Absolutely no negatives to this deal.
@MrDeadend19732 жыл бұрын
I mean, if we're going with the "would/could kill me" as a reason not to, we might as well not have a villain list 😅
@nik7002 жыл бұрын
"I could fix her" Literally yes, and also you're 100% right
@HoneyBeeNarcissist2 жыл бұрын
Should've been sponsored by Keeps to make a joke about Strahd's male patterned baldness
@dgnightwing952 жыл бұрын
A bad dragon sponsor would have also worked.
@djigsup2 жыл бұрын
I really wanted to hear Spencer say, “Respect the Drip Jacob,” when discussing The Black Spider’s Fit.
@MichaelOfCainhurst2 жыл бұрын
"He's the villain of Strixhaven" "... No, he is not." Don't ask me why, but that was hilarious.
@astuteanansi49352 жыл бұрын
I agree on Zuggtmoy. Anything is a smash if you've done enough mushrooms and her lair *definitely* has the good shit
@that-1-guywith-a-name4112 жыл бұрын
Someone: So what does your dad do? His Kid: 😐
@daltigoth39702 жыл бұрын
Tiamat is able to take human form, usually appearing as a dark-haired human sorceress. Also of note is that Gygax intended for Tiamat to be active on multiple worlds, though she may be known by different names and have different abilities on each. Thus Takhisis from the world of Krynn (Dragonlance) is an aspect of Tiamat and takes a similar human form there as well, and there is artwork of this form on the cover of Dragonlance Chronicles Volume 4: Dragons Of Spring Dawning Part 2. She often takes human form when interacting with mortals, so you probably wouldn't be smashing her 5-headed dragon form.
@thecountrywarrior8 ай бұрын
But I want to tho
@Geothesponge1117 ай бұрын
@@thecountrywarrior Liking your comment for you not being a coward.
@francisweller8392 жыл бұрын
I think MORE of you guys for doing this. Only change: smash Tiamat and iymrith. Iymrith can canonically change shape, and Tiamat, as a goddess, has abilities beyond her stat block.
@heyfell43012 жыл бұрын
I would probably smash most of this list, but only if i were a level 20 Totem Warrior Barbarian with 24 in Constitution and a Wand of Healing. This way there would be no dungeon i wouldn't be able to explore and no sword i wouldn't be able to tank. That's enought of internet for me today, wtf.
@nobodyofimprotance76152 жыл бұрын
This is the bisexual representation I want.
@viidesu2 жыл бұрын
this is the bi representation we all deserved
@sylph80052 жыл бұрын
Do we know if they're actually bi? I hope so but this might just be jokes
@louispearson8306 Жыл бұрын
BI-FIVE GUYS!
@andrasfogarasi5014 Жыл бұрын
fellas is it gay to find a guy hot
@lillianmcgovern Жыл бұрын
@@andrasfogarasi5014 It can mean whatever you want it to mean
@tyleremery70882 жыл бұрын
I love how Graz'zt was just an immediate smash, no further comments necessary lol.
@ahorseofcourse72835 ай бұрын
He does things with his sixth toe you would not fucking BELIEVE.
@Caernunnos2 жыл бұрын
I'm really glad the pregnancy is going well ! Again, congratulations to both of you! You're gonna be wonderful parents !
@SinnersRhapsody2 жыл бұрын
Please do the monster manual I'd love to see it. Also another idea, rank all of your player characters that you've made before from worst to best with some explanation!
@drilltotheheavens16952 жыл бұрын
We all know that the only smash worthy character is Xanathar. Like zamn bro. Those eyes. Any Interspecies Reviewer fans here?
@christiandidonna88082 жыл бұрын
Hello
@cooperhough75832 жыл бұрын
His sexy fantasies would warp the reality around you as yall bang
@emilysmith2965 Жыл бұрын
Reminder that Xanathar’s personal pronouns are it/it/its. Which is a pretty Chad move whether or not you would smash.
@livegolfismygt2 жыл бұрын
"I think I would drown" "Actually I think he can breathe air" *Ponders the fact that he can breathe "Hmmmmmmm 🤔"
@Skitarii_Ranger2 жыл бұрын
Damn. I want Auril to be my warlock patron, if you catch my cold.
@dantedrowson25112 жыл бұрын
*catch my draft?
@spencereades2 жыл бұрын
Just sayin', when one or both of you can Polymorph, the possibilities are endless.
@iwantsleep80792 жыл бұрын
Most insightful commentary I have witnessed to this day
@sirreginaldfishingtonxvii61492 жыл бұрын
"you know what they say about big chairs" I can just feel my knowledge gland expanding
@cheddahbear2 жыл бұрын
Jacob you should check out some of the other official D&D artwork for Zuggtmoy, specifically one I can think of where Juiblex is in the distant background and it's a side image of her. Zuggtmoy is 100% smashable!
@slimelad1402 жыл бұрын
Finally, some real quality content in the D&D community
@ashypotatoes07352 жыл бұрын
“You know what they say about big chairs” -Spencer
@HellsCowBoy6662 жыл бұрын
Do the whole monster manual (you can cut out the beasts tho)
@theenderking1112 жыл бұрын
Animated armor
@heyfell43012 жыл бұрын
@@theenderking111 armors still have gloves, with fingers on them, don't they?
@HellsCowBoy6662 жыл бұрын
@@theenderking111 the armor is very strong and will hold you when you finish.
@LuxFuxx2 жыл бұрын
@@theenderking111 wear the armour and thrust
@lucarudloff6872 жыл бұрын
No we need the beasts
@MinecraftDog9992 жыл бұрын
Jacob out here being a wingman for some of these villains
@Caboose48592 жыл бұрын
Can’t wait for their son/daughter to watch this in a couple years… awkward conversation at the dinner table
@BlackINKim2 жыл бұрын
"Mom, Dad, I can't fucking believe this Thavius Kreeg is OBVIOUSLY a Smash, what is wrong with you two?!"
@ashtonbecher18182 жыл бұрын
My mans said "Zugg-ussy" Agree with Spencer though...
@peterwhite64152 жыл бұрын
Im suprised some of the villains in Van Richten's guide to Ravenloft werent included, there are a few hoties in there.
@MJ-zl3vo2 жыл бұрын
What are their names? Interested for research purposes
@pLanetstarBerry2 жыл бұрын
I dunno if he counts as a villain (he's morally grey at least) but my undead warlock player for Curse of Strahd picked out Jander Sunstar as their character's patron for two reasons 1) he's hot 2) he hates Strahd.
@peterwhite64152 жыл бұрын
@@MJ-zl3vo Ill provide a short list, this isnt a complete list and im going by memory so i may be forgetting some stuff. Borca - Ivana Boritsi - Alchemist, Manipulator and Plotter; is a more Social Intrigue type villain who has various poisons at her disposable. Phisical description (and main downside/turnoff) - Shes permntly a Teen due to the Mists and Toxins affecting her body, so shes looks like a "youngish" teen with pale scale and dark-red flared veins, with her blood being toxic (and problaby her skin aswell if were being honest). Silver Linning.: At least shes better looking and more mature then her brother. Carnival of Wonders (This is an Unseelie/Dark Fey carnival, the counterpart to the Witchlight Carnival) - Isolde - Fighter with Evil Holy Avenger Phisical description - Get an Eladrin or Elf and make them Black. Overall not to bad looking, but shes cursed with having to deal with her former patrons bullshit, the carnival having freak acidents, visitors going missing or worse and the constant dread of not being able to finish her goal if she comes across the Witchlight Carnival. The reason is that the Onwers switched carnivals for a time, switching back once they meet again. Problaby the easiest and safest choice if ya seek her out, but yeah... curse shit and your likely to become a target. Richemulot - Jacqueline Renier - Rat Queen The gist of this plane is that theres a constant rat plague, nobles tend to hide in safety and the one on top of keeping people safe is also the one creating the plague since their a Wererat Queen. Overall not to bad, is mature royal/high society lady, getting close to old lady but is not to bad. However she has a weird rat fashion thing going on and is a Wererat. Lamordia - Viktra Mordenheim This is problaby the most human of the bunch, but shes basically a Victor Frankenstein genderbent... thats both the positive and negative if you read the Frankenstein story. Kartakass - Harkon Lukas - Loup-garou Hes a goddamn Bard whos cursed with never being remenbered, no matter where he gos in the plane, and is also the one to blame for werewolf problems and making sure no upstart performer gets fame or dies before getting it. Hes overall not bad looking and if your a werewolf fucker, then you get a bonus out of it I guess. But he is the Werewolf version of Strahd but with a diferent creepy vibe. There are other villains and even a few who have potential in the "Other Domains" section. Thou we really got robbed of some cool domains in this book.
@MJ-zl3vo2 жыл бұрын
@@peterwhite6415 Thank you very much
@ryankunst6682 жыл бұрын
13:02 when spencer says "love your curves boy" about the villain but looking at Jacob. Relationship goals.
@caileanm20092 жыл бұрын
Love Spencer’s entrance
@Gothic_Analogue2 жыл бұрын
Phrasing
@caileanm20092 жыл бұрын
@@Gothic_Analogue 😳😏😎👌
@jonathoncampbell68132 жыл бұрын
When you're watching an XP to Level 3 video and realize, "Yes.... YES!!!! I don't care what Jacob and Spencer say, I would smash Baphomet!" Lol thanks for the self-reflection, y'all. Stay fabulous
@laffinggas80682 жыл бұрын
Counterpoint for Asserak: Like a 30th level wizard, evards black tentacles, true polymorph, ivulnerabilty to cope with the possibilities of true polymorph, hold person, ~stoneskin. You name it.
@override3672 жыл бұрын
The dragonborn fighter in my SKT game seduced the storm giant princess Nym and taught her how to love, first while giant size, and later without giant size. I asked "How the fuck would that even work" and he said "I can find some pictures for you" and I just took his word for it. She now respects smallfolk and made an abandoned sea elf city her domain near the party's town The question is, would Jacob and Spencer smash the 3 storm giant sisters? King Hecaton?
@quinnsine16502 жыл бұрын
I can’t remember if she was the quiet or loud one between her and Mirran, very different aesthetics.
@RodrigoTakehara2 жыл бұрын
9:12 he do have the Orcus energy going on, and yes, including the skull, everyone has a skull for a head... that's how heads work
@marcusager9742 жыл бұрын
I feel like there should've been a rule that these villains are assumed to not want to kill you or something lol.
@noone32162 жыл бұрын
Agreed. Like, they're all dtf and it's totally your call
@drewforchic90832 жыл бұрын
Tiamat can indeed turn in a sexy black-haired human form known as The Dark Lady!
@MarkD56782 жыл бұрын
My headcannon is that Tiamat's human form is Sofia Vergara since she's married to Joe Manganiello
@drewforchic90832 жыл бұрын
@@MarkD5678 Holy shit you're onto something
@lucarudloff6872 жыл бұрын
Dark Lady? Instant smash.
@brennosilva74052 жыл бұрын
MAKE THE SAME VIDEOS BUT WITH THE GOOD GUYS PLZ THE WORLD NEEDS IT
@luizeduardobelfort48972 жыл бұрын
Make smashing good guys great again
@bofdm2 жыл бұрын
Not only is Jarlaxle the smashiest, one of his common disguises is literally based off Sean Connery's character from Zardoz complete with the outfit. One of his submarines is also named the Faerun equivalent of "The Red October" - "The Scarlet Marpenoth"
@FrostyTheSnowPickle2 жыл бұрын
Haven’t watched yet, but Jarlaxle had better be a smash. Update: Thank you. He was indeed a smash.
@imagineian01462 жыл бұрын
You mean...Crit or Miss...
@that-1-guywith-a-name4112 жыл бұрын
yes
@dracawyn2 жыл бұрын
Jarlaxle 1000000% the smashiest villain and you are both very valid for feeling that way.
@orca13612 жыл бұрын
I swear each vid, the hair is getting more glorious for both of you.
@LikeMadCops2 жыл бұрын
I may only know the two of you through this youtube account but I literally love your chemistry in videos. So funny. So cute together. 10/10 Health, grace, and peace to you both. Especially during delivery and the beginning journey of baby life.
@jeremyobriant72662 жыл бұрын
Just started the video but I know Jacob is rating Zariel at the top of his smash list... {Edit}: Yup. "Does she have chicken feet?"
@Tarplicious2 жыл бұрын
Congrats yall. As a father of three, I recommend you bank some videos if you haven’t already. And don’t feel bad about taking some time off. Sometimes it’s easy, sometimes it will take all your energy. Be well!
@draconicexodus9910 Жыл бұрын
I'm getting ready to DM Water Deep Dragon Heist in the next couple months, and I love Jacob's idea of having Xanathar be an Italian Mob Boss. I'm definitely doing that for his voice.
@sunsinger9702 жыл бұрын
This video exists so Jacob can resume simping for Zariel.
@finalfantasy502 жыл бұрын
I can just imagine the newfound respect your kid will have when he/she sees this video. "Dude, Hallaster? Right on!" *fist bump*
@brzinger62 жыл бұрын
the "in less than 30 days-" line made my day XD, congrats Lad you got this.
@TreynRek2 жыл бұрын
I've been dying to play dnd ever since coming upon your videos, but I'm too socially awkward, quiet, nervous and have little time to do so. And also finding a group that fits me is so difficult. I'm glad I get to experience dnd through your videos. So I wanna say thank you 😊 and keep up your awesome work
@redtexan70532 жыл бұрын
I want to hear Acererak moan in his Skeletor voice
@Composureman2 жыл бұрын
"No. Please! Don't go any further."
@the.jack.ass.2 жыл бұрын
Bro wtf I can even i love this time of year when smash or pass is the most popular thing on the internet o and nice video 👌
@freddashmoo86332 жыл бұрын
I think this is my favorite of the most recent videos. Congrats on great taste in villains
@abrogaming5976 Жыл бұрын
Dragon becomes an immediate smash, it could just polymorph, and then you get cuddles from a giant dragon later
@TheGIJew.2 жыл бұрын
Yeenoghu is a smash for me after we discovered he's actually a deep cover Harper agent posing as a demon lord.
@carpedm98462 жыл бұрын
Its just a REALLY big fursuit.
@emilysmith2965 Жыл бұрын
Isn’t Yeenoghu a lady? It IS very on flavor to assume hyena-people are male though. Because of the whole turbo-testosterone thing. Have fun learning about that if you haven’t before 🙃
@TheGIJew. Жыл бұрын
@@emilysmith2965 Yeenoghu is definitely male
@jadesabourin25342 жыл бұрын
Shoutout to all my fellow Zuggtmoy lovers! The picture they have of her on pg 140/141 of MToF is great!
@thisismyboat2 жыл бұрын
There is some prime smashable villain material in van ritchten's guide to ravenloft
@thebadpoet Жыл бұрын
Can you imagine the conversation with your gynecologist after Acererak’s whole bingus snaps off mid coitus? “I’m sorry, you need an emergency appointment why? Oh, you think you have something lodged inside oh okay. Oh, okay wait what?” Would you like… need to bring a cleric along in case your gyno got cursed taking it out? “Yeah, no, didn’t you hear? They died after their encounter with Acererak. Oh, no, he didn’t kill them, they developed toxic shock syndrome after boinking him.”
@shadowandson35502 жыл бұрын
Hahahah,congrats on the little one,as a father and son team of youtubers we wholeheartedly approve.Being a father is the greatest adventure one could embark upon.
@drcowbell2 жыл бұрын
Aww couple’s smash or pass is so sweet
@evanfishsticks801011 ай бұрын
6:19 "Why does she have goat feet? Why doesn't she have owl feet" Because DnD designers have a strange obsession with squishing together a random creature and an owl to see what comes out.
@emilysmith2965 Жыл бұрын
“Let’s go in alphabetical order: Zariel!” I mean… I guess I shouldn’t have assumed what order you were using 😂
@ThisAintAStupidName2 жыл бұрын
I will say: Auril's third form, the crystal thingy, is known as "Winter's Womb". If that makes her go higher on the smash scale for ya.
@meta-less2 жыл бұрын
I would pass on Zuggtmoy, but imagine how *wild* that trip would be
@jeightee2 жыл бұрын
Just gonna sneak that fatherhood detail into your ad and think nobody noticed, huh, Jacob? CONGRATU-FRICKIN-LATIONS!
@BlackRainRising2 жыл бұрын
bro this was fantastic, you both made this funny as hell... Auril, total smash
@marcsimo2 жыл бұрын
Aight, Imma try this: *Zariel*: I would say smash but she gives me massive Butch vibes, and I respect her *Thavius Kreeg*: pathetic, as a human he was okay, but as a devil he is just ugly, pass *Yeenoghu*: not a furry, not into vore. Pass *Strahd*: Pass. Very sexy, but after the first time he would become an obsessed stalker, and after charming me and turning me into a spawn he would put me into a crypt forever. *White Dragon*: Pass. It’s basically bestiality with a young white dragon, and I would deserve getting eaten. *Baron Kepmak*: Cautious smash. Again, not a furry, but I’d love the four hands, I love swimming, and biting is one of my kinks. Cautious because they would ty to eat me. Chug a potion of water breathing and I am set. *Aboleth*: Smash. Not into tentacles, but an aboleth can make all my fantasies become real, pledge yourself to the big fish and enjoy the trip. *Tiamat*: Smash. According to the Lore she can turn into a humanoid woman, and she has many lovers, including dragonborns, so there is definitely a way to make it work. *Frostmaiden*: Pass on all three forms, I’m not into iceplay, and even with a ring of warmth I am 100% sure she is a sadist. And I am not into that at all. *Tekelili*: Pass. Same as yeenoghu. *Black Spider*: Smash, drow, magician, dilf, cool outfit. No issues with spiders. *Baphomet*: Pass. Not a furry, and I am kinda lazy so I would not enjoy running around in labyrinths. *Demogorgon*: Pass, the two heads would constantly bicker and try to one-up eachother, it would just ruin the mood. *Frazì’uur’Blu*: Smash, lord of deception and illusion, can turn into all crazy things to spice up the game. *Grazz’t*: Pass. Same reason I wouldn’t bed a Drukhari from 40k. *Jubilex*: PASS. God no *Orcus*: Smash. I’ve seen other illustrations of Orcus, and I can guarantee that that is all muscle, and I would love to learn how to become a Lich. *Zuggtmoy*: Pass. I don’t like mushrooms. *Ilvara Myzzirim*: Pass. She is good looking but I’m not into bdsm, and I doubt she would respect my boundries. *Imrith*: Smash. She can turn into a Female giant, so a potion of growth would solve size issues. *Acererak*: Pass, terrible sense of humor. Also I’m sure he would try to have me use his collection of weird sex toys he has gathered around the multiverse, and I am scared. *Xanathar*: Pass. Obsessed with his goldfish, paranoid, and would probably turn me into a statue for display. *The Cassalanters*: Smash. They would sacrifice me to Asmodeus but they are just too hot to pass on. *Jarlaxle*: Smash. Bisexual Icon, do I even have to justify myself? *Manshoon*: Smash. Love the nerdiness, the ego would definetly get in the way, but I can make it work *Halaster*: Pass. Acererak but worse *Bullywug Guy*: Pass. Frogs are gay, and so am I. Now get that thing out of my sight. *Bael*: Pass. Again not a furry. *Geryon*: Smash. I like snakes. *Hutijin*: Smash. Nice Body, love the fiery eyes. *Moloch*: Pass. Just bad. *Titivilus*: Smash. Nice thighs, good fashion. If you haven’t guessed it already I am a bisexual idiot. This was stupid, but fun
@declaniii63242 жыл бұрын
Lmao. I love how your biggest objection with acererak is the sense of humour
@GeekandGlory2 жыл бұрын
Lmao I he Strahd is just an immediate smash for both. I saw it on the thumbnail and I knew right away it was going to be a smash. I TOTALLY do not have a villain crush on our lord of darkness... **Spoiler alert I totally do.**
@clementverkimpe9402 жыл бұрын
"he have a lot of hands... pro!" this is true roleplayers ^^
@vinysan84642 жыл бұрын
Bro dude, watching this from everyone's streams earlier was magical as hell
@mlear5592 жыл бұрын
Thinking of running Curse of Strahd but replacing Strahd with lady dimitrescu, thoughts?
@tsubestfrog2 жыл бұрын
Your players would probably get willingly caught by her lol
@mlear5592 жыл бұрын
@@tsubestfrog Ha! A couple for sure. Thought is, she invites them all to Barovia basically answering their various motivations, and finds ways to play them against each other. One of the dudes is definitely interested in meeting her for ... personal reasons. Lol
@e4rio2 жыл бұрын
Big lady = amazing campaign, go for it
@pariah0762 жыл бұрын
Fire Tiamat, look up Takhisis by Elmore. That's the humanoid form she takes on Krynn
@acorns-r-us2 жыл бұрын
Not Halaster with the gluck-gluck 9000 😭😂😂😂
@Arthas300002 жыл бұрын
"What about that tortured Duergar?" "NOooooo..." Killed me right there guys 🤣
@joelwriter95832 жыл бұрын
I feel like these never take into account that the player could also use magic to resist things or polymorph. Just saying
@phobiawitch8352 жыл бұрын
The only thing I missed was the Witchlight villains, lol. Also, I smashed like- half of these, lol. Had a few nos. But every dragon, SMASH!
@BubblegumTrollKing2 жыл бұрын
2:30 I much prefer the image of Strahd sitting in the chair holding a wine glass and an invitation.
@stephenbough62202 жыл бұрын
Jacob does not understand the "Getting your heart literally ripped from your chest" kink