Smash or Pass: Disney Characters (ft. Wilbur Soot)

[@judejohnson2983]

Jack passing on king trident Because he wouldn’t fuck a fish, but then saying smash to multiple literal fish is sending me

[@zureithhu5818]

Well after all hes in smash section

[@pinkzab00]

No wander why he’s friends with Wilbur

[@ezratheoffical9097]

@@pinkzab00 💀

[@thestigeatspaperaeroplanes]

Jack?

[@maninderhansi987]

I think u mean James

[@bennyboiart7781]

So today I learned that Hans is a bottom, but Jiminy Cricket is a top- quite important to know.

[@the_new_abnormal17]

someone write a fic

[@impulsivechaos5138]

@@the_new_abnormal17 on it

[@bleugh4634]

@ImpulsiveCHAOS crying hold on

[@FREAKOFNATURE-mb8oo]

Someone give me the link

[@randomchannel4852]

@@impulsivechaos5138 wait wha-

[@realperson5262]

how tf do people not know how old rapunzel is? it’s literally the entire premise of the movie that it’s her 18th birthday

[@Mai-zu8ou]

I was just gonna say that

[@bigman7025]

Maybe because we have lives and don’t remember the entire plot to rapunzel

[@realperson5262]

@@bigman7025 honey… there’s a difference between lack of life and having a childhood

[@genericname8727]

@@realperson5262 many people here are no longer children, so the plot of Rapunzel isn’t so fresh in their minds. Seriously though, even if you remember it was her birthday I think it’s completely normal to not remember how old she was turning. Not everyone remembers those sorts of details. I just remember glowing hair, the frying pan and horse, and the poster with the nose looking weird, and something to do with a flower and lanterns. I remember liking the movie, but it’s just been so many years that I don’t really remember a lot of the details. I think both you and Big Man are being a little uncharitable to each other lol.

[@realperson5262]

@@genericname8727 bro idek what’s happening anymore, there i was, thinking it’d be goofy silly to pick out some insignificant detail in the video and make fun of it what a fool i’ve been

[@RosalindPeters]

I’M SORRY, you PASSED on MEGARA?! Dude! The waist to hip ratio? The SASS?!?!?! I expected more from you.

[@equal_h0me382]

she's ten years older than Hercules who is a minor 😶

[@cez_is_typing]

I think its cus chat was saying shes a minor :)

[@Lakadaizical]

*She's 16*

[@equal_h0me382]

@@Lakadaizical no I'm pretty sure Hercules is 16 and she's 28

[@Lakadaizical]

@@equal_h0me382 Ohh

[@hopeless7323]

"ft. Wilbur Soot" *All of the aquatic animals/people in smash* I'm not even surprised.

[@impykat]

*wheezing and choking on bacon noises*

[@jellorbs495]

skull emoji

[@katlovesmcyt7182]

Nah cus i was like ,,huh?" Continued sctolling and after an embarrasing ammount of time went ,,OHHHH SALLY"

[@GemGirl2009]

💀

[@Nugcon]

Classic wilbur

[@Avery-lv5cp]

Smash or Pass streams are the fucking funniest, thanks james.

[@bumblebeeisded2652]

Facts

[@jaliathinpiacentini3794]

Ikr

[@muddter8678]

The Funniest

[@maddie_does_stuff9655]

James: “I ain’t f^ckin a fish!” Wilbur a few minutes later: “Did someone say ‘f^ckin a fish’?”

[@amqyz]

sally flashbacks

[@Leah_strain]

OMG YES 😂😂😂😂😂

[@jaliathinpiacentini3794]

"I did not say testicles, I SAID TESTICLES! I MEAN TENTACLES!!" -James Marriott

[@Author_Mars]

12:51 Wilbur: *clear throat* James: **Don't you fucking dare** Wilbur: mow

[@Subwayboss]

"Wimpy" Hercules is 16, but the prophecy says "In 18 years precisely" so he's 18 after his training my dude.

[@paigecook4750]

this, all those stream commenters need to get their Disney knowledge in check 🤨

[@lollivee6770]

And Rapunzel is also 18, Major Plotpoint of her movie-

[@Blackandblueapples]

Precisely🙏

[@cheyblake2475]

And Meg is 28

[@dawnbray8325]

Kronk is the MOST smashable character in cinematic history

[@briarwoods17]

that is so true

[@impykat]

Lmao true

[@maizie5590]

SO TRUE OML

[@papaya7824]

Bruh just look at krunk!!!😔🫶🏼✨

[@RubixCuber66]

It’s Kronk, and yes I agree. Himbo energy 100/10

[@PLAGUE-KARM]

Lumière being a tory is a take that I wasn’t expecting

[@song1of1fire1]

Worse he's french

[@ilexdiapason]

and yet it's the take we needed

[@dumbledorf5029]

looking at Wilbur's logic, he is also a top.

[@fyre_hazaard6083]

i like the random outbursts of laughter as he continuiously realizes how crazy it is that he is doing this as a job

[@dgreb0595]

i cried a bit while watching this. Remy the Rat pushed me over the edge. 10/10 stream

[@akisadiamond]

Dude likes to have his hair pulled, I get that

[@gunty752]

Remy you got you over the edge??? Vine 💥

[@kerilithia]

I also hate that most of the disney princesses are so young. The stories they were based on were mostly written during the dark ages when disease and lack of understanding of sanitary practices made the average life span so short (around 30) that marrying in your teens was actually a good idea but it should not have been copied over into modern retellings. Now that we expect to live until around 90 and tend to marry at around 25-35 that should be reflected in media.

[@atreyaspam5441]

i think it was more of a 'marry em off when theyre young to get the burden off our hands' since women werent allowed to do anything else back then' and less of a 'lifespan' issue? they also married off women for power and wealth as well and it was a 'if you hit puberty you're fully grown' type of deal too cus the reason why the lifespan is seen as "short" back then was because of the infant mortality rate being so high up, lowering the avg lifespan to 30 when really people who survived the most vulnerable stages survived until 65-80 IM NOT DISAGREEING WITH YOU THOUGH, WE'VE COME A BIT FURTHER FROM THE OLD MINDSET OF FAIRYTALE ERAS and its good that its no longer normalized like it was before

[@tatsudragneel4761]

It's actually untrue that people had shorter lifespans. The "average" is misleading because it's skewed by infant mortality rates, which is why people had so many kids. If someone lived past childhood there was a high likelihood they'd have a normal lifespan.

[@jamhopsey]

that lifespan logic is insane

[@beepboop5491]

You realise the princesses are royalty and most royalty get married in their teens, and start being arranged for marriage not long after they'd hit puberty. A lot of times beforehand. Plus, Disney Princess movies were created in like the 60s, when young marriage wasn't uncommon. The movies are also generally based in the years where pedophilia and such didn't exist, that's only been around for like what 150 years? Give or take. And they're stories, for kids, either way. If you're worried about your kids thinking that's good or normal these days, teach them that they're just movies. Stories. Not to be taken literally.

[@chesswars3853]

Actually in the middle ages women married for the first time at an average age of around 24, the only time they did so as teens was nobility in times of upheaval to cement alliances and even then it was rare for them to sleep together until she was older

[@emmal3179]

PASS ON GOTHEL ARE YOU KIDDING????? she is the epitome of mommy

[@sanityexpired8075]

THANK you! these were my thoughts exactly

[@Moth_Comet_]

AMEN!

[@andreabenton7798]

Ahem *No*

[@Dayah99]

Her milkers got blurred in my country. That's how mommy she is

[@realperson5262]

lock ME in your secret tower

[@juls1234]

„this might be the last smash or pass stream” oh if he only knew back then…

[@alexandriastovall1147]

Wilbur doin a whole photoshoot while James just keeps talking

[@AlexCorporations]

Rapunzel was 18 in the movie. She left to the tower on her 18th birthday to see the world. (She’s about 20 by the end of her forms of media if you add in the little spin off show). She she was old enough.

[@jasminewasherenowshesnot3240]

The best part in the entire stream is when he said "i did not say testicles... i said TESTICLES " 3:30

[@doyobirdd]

“i ain’t fking a fish” *smashes half the finding nemo characters*

[@Gameraimer]

This stream was both terrifying and hilarious lol

[@ReptileRoyal]

True I'm concerned for everyone's sanity mostly mine lol

[@Eshlaw]

I'd smash goofy 🤪 btw I'm a fucking idiot

[@mxedSaladGreens]

im sorry but MEG FROM HERCULUS?? A PASS?? WHAT THE TFUCK?? HOW??

[@Tyranicalroomba]

Not very straight unless it's a villan duh

[@maggie_pie]

IKR

[@crowsoto9612]

I think it may have been because she's a bit of a nonce

[@YouKnewMe_]

I DONT KNOW!

[@ElTheAce]

I am HIGHLY disappointed in James rn

[@genevevil]

12:30 the face Wilbur is making will forever haunt my dreams

[@justanother_witheredrose894]

i’m so glad i paused the chat at 6:02 to see GUSSY as a message

[@SUBTOBACH]

FUSSY!?

[@Minzaiz_]

What a nice day to get this on my recommended

[@Rain-np7tk]

I cant get over jiminy cricket being a canonical top

[@horacethecheese1009]

I didn't say testicles! I said *T E S T I C L E S*

[@lexismith982]

as someone named Remy, I have never felt fear like I've felt it today

[@wiphur_3567]

When you realize that Prince Eric is an adult, but Ariel is a child- I will cry

[@petzi7071]

'My streams have become more and more chaotic!' Fast forward to smash or pass Thomas the tank engine characters and chat trauma dumping in recent streams.... it got even MORE chaotic!

[@aceofspades_20]

James: I ain't f*cking a fish Wilbur: It's my time

[@eaternotfound]

10:04 "Someone said: "he could swim "up my arse." *"get help."* James. You just said hard smash on a literal drawn frog. *g e t h e l p.*

[@gothcsm]

NO WAY THIS MAN PASSED ON MEGARA, SHE WAS MY GAY AWAKENING BRO

[@irodescence]

FR!! He passed so many good characters, but that one shocked me the most. The things I’d let her do to me 😩‼️

[@ciphyrsart]

If Wilbur ever did a Disney smash or pass every fish character would br in smash

[@HisNightMareYt]

Lol

[@keep_on_the_balaclava_]

He still hasn't gotten over sally

[@1dx5sosfam21]

The way James just turns into a chicken at 8:57 😂😂

[@emilyesnyman]

Wilbur comes in at 11:53 (For my own reference lol)

[@TristanTurdean]

I can't wait for the one with celebrity moms!😁

[@zara_mov]

this is going to be as traumatising as it was live

[@matthewscorner2990]

Is it bad that I find the Beast to be the only smashable Disney prince? Totally because of the fact he's the only really fleshed out character of the bunch. He has personality and interest. ...No other reason.

[@trishalennex4630]

Prince Naveen definitely is as well *not as a frog*

[@narniadici1976]

Furry 👆

[@ezratheoffical9097]

@@trishalennex4630 I AGREE!

[@elarchivodealessia]

The "I do it for my mental health" part was so sweet lmao

[@picodudedaRIZZLER]

I think he’s gay

[@maxl3570]

“i’m a man of the law” he says as he searches a girls age to check if he can say the most outrageous shit

[@sl33pytoby]

I love how James is telling his chat off for saying weird stuff about the characters, even though he's smashed so many characters 🤟😍

[@blaziem3590]

smash or pass are the best streams and you cant go wrong with that

[@secretcause8339]

Just cus I hear this all the time and I’m tired of the misinformation; Eugene is 22 in the Tangled movie (technically 23 cus orphan doesn’t know his actual birthday, until show rolled around) the 26 age comes from his age at the end of the show after the 3 years passed in the course of the show, there’s even a whole episode about him being self conscious about looking good for his age cus he found out he was one year older than he thought. The age gap is still pretty bad but it’s not 8-9 years-

[@kiarastardust]

plus she was 18

[@caffe1n8ed]

Oh I just commented this- I’m getting tired of it too bud

[@Fiemus9]

5:00 In the movie it's litterally about her 18th birthday. Also Hercules becomes older in the movie....

[@RedpurrFox]

I just love Wilbur's meow

[@kitchencabinetsofficial]

uh o-o

[@JoAnna-le2wr]

James calling Naveen "Nazeen" actually took 10 years off my already harmed by nicotine body/

[@iambored5585]

I’m starting to think James likes animals more than he does humans /j

[@fruity_frog5601]

Help I’ve been crying over the “rattatussy” for five minutes now 💀

[@panakinskywalker6391]

The literal plot of tangled revolves around rapunzels 18th birthday 😭 how did yall say she's 13

[@ashislostt857]

12:40 will with the glasses on looks scarily like my gay Uncle

[@mmads]

8:55 my mans sounds like a rooster and i can not unhear it

[@0530evan]

will has such a SWEET SMILE

[@jarastar6499]

Bro so true

[@Wh0r3333]

i can’t wilbur looks so fuckin good in your lighting 🫢💗

[@thesilliestofall1729]

4:47 I quite literally said out loud "I think he's like 26"

[@NoNo-rs8ct]

Can we all take a moment to look at the fact that most of the smash side is just FILLED WITH FISH

[@maskedrose2503]

And ⟟ quote: “swore she’d never kiss ⏃ tori but this boy was too good to loose” -Wilbur Soot

[@_Anu_]

I'm a simple person I see Wilbur Soot, I click

[@loopsiedaisy53]

I am also a simple person.

[@ssheepps8199]

I agree I am also a simple person

[@remjashin1924]

I genuinely smile when seeing you've uploaded

[@VieVain]

Haven't laughed this hard in a while. Thanks man.

[@the_new_abnormal17]

0:37 the absolute 💅✨🙄 vibes the 'idk' gives off

[@nalinibarsanababu1917]

4:52 in ''tangled'' Rapunzel met Flynn on her 18th birthday.

[@G00b3er]

13:21 James: smash or pass Jiminy cricket Will: PASS hard pass James WHAAAAT

[@emily_nova3938]

Watching the mods slowly loose it in the chat is magical

[@burnttoast401]

LMFAOO *Not Wilbur calling Hans a bottom:*

[@lpaige3705]

lost ALL respect for you… you’d pass, Eric? Megara? Mother Gothel?! Queen Eleanor?! Shame on you!

[@papaya7824]

Not to mention gilber fish…oh my Lordy lord…break my back daddy😍😘🫶🏼✨👰🏻‍♀️I can’t believe he would put daddy below that ugly shark🙅‍♀️🤬

[@cheyblake2475]

Not everyone likes thej you know

[@Wafflesmine]

This is literally like Wattpad.

[@c0rpze.r0zez]

wilbur was a whole mood in this stream

[@kaded_cat]

How could you hard pass on Meg 😩 She’s a hard SMASH

[@PurpleYetii]

Omfg I actually pissed myself laughing when you pulled out the dentist 😂😂

[@TotalPKMN]

I'm sorry, Dr. Facilier was a PASS?!

[@kezzi_4028]

*oh my god this is literally the best video on the internet-* 😂😂😂

[@sammygfilms9393]

They're in the same building!! I love it!

[@raccoonboy9805]

THIS WAS THE FIRST STREAM I WATCHED!

[@viviennewooster]

This was the first James Marriot video I have watched

[@buzzvanti]

Timon and Pumbaa - Wilbur and James

[@V3rminous]

Found you through your music Good to know all the content you make absolutely slaps

[@cloudk0o630]

8:07 Nerd ginger cooker’s children: dad how were we made? Nerd ginger cooker: its time i told you the truth…. Nerd ginger cooker: *takes off cap*

[@sarahviola3942]

I really like your nail color at the beginning!

[@FranAliperti-yl1xl]

Me: oh hey will :) Wilbur: hi 👋

[@Smollest_Jordie]

This video made me want to cry. Good job 👍

[@lanastapelberg8420]

Can’t believe Megara was passed

[@loki_live6900]

this was the best vid I've seen especially cuz its uploaded on my b-day

[@tyleerenee9271]

Absolutely loving the Hisoka shirt in the beginning!

[@gaysadboi]

I have the same one!

[@bearhugz9650]

*I found the creepy pedophilic hisoka stans, stay ar your own risk*

[@elischaotic4930]

HE PASSED MEGARA?????? U KIDDING ME??? SHE COULD STAB ME AND I`D THANK HER HONEST TO GOD

[@coralboyt3229]

Imagine being In the same building of work with catboy Soot

[@Stormy_Meadows]

I’ve watched a few James Marriot videos before this, but this was the video that made me subscribe

[@Rosewater2]

Wilbur: *Ahem*✨Meow✨ Everyone: oh wow I've become a simp

[@felixzuckerman3433]

This is my fav video on yt

[@EmoKidforyou]

The only reason I can watch this is because my parents aren’t home

[@OrcaBerry]

I have been traumatized. Not James saying that he’s a law-abiding citizen, meanwhile there’s like 30 animals under his smash category 😭

[@jaedyn5165]

Him saying Hans I a bottom actually just made me die 🤣

[@erindunn-ot3sb]

Hey, I just wanted to say thank you. You don’t know me but you have really helped me. I hope you’re having a nice day or night. Keep being awesome

[@ShadowWolfOof]

watching james made me feel like i was watching jack manifold. they act so similar

[@IJ21523]

Hey, James! Just wanted to say that I've just been told by the doctor that I have either tonsillitis or strep b (they're not sure what, but the antibiotics treat both) and your videos are putting a spring in my figurative step. Thank you so much for helping me feel that little bit better when all I've wanted to do is cry because I feel that ill.

[@shai_town_]

Testicles vs tentacles had me laughing aloud

[@Jeaniebuellerismyhero]

I was absolutely ROLLING when he pulled out the freaking WARDROBE from Beauty and the Beast. "This is what I want from a wardrobe" as well THE LAUGHING WAS CONTAGIOUS

[@Olivia_Jayne_]

Wilbur: attacks James James: cries

[@ginniegill1026]

This almost made me cry