Smash or Pass: Every Terraria Boss

twitter: adrianaverage
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Inspired by:
@jacksepticeye & @markiplier
In this video, Adrian Smashes or Passes All Terraria Bosses with his best friend Waffletime. Every Terraria Boss? Let's list them. JK, I'm lazy. Empress of Light and Plantera though.
Comment your favorite part with a timestamp! I wanna know!!!
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#adrian #adrianrage #terraria

[@WaffleTime]

Still perplexed that you wanted no part in the Mechanicalussy, it's ground breaking

[@ronin8569]

destroyer + skeletron (4 arms). That's all

[@kkomrade6545]

i can't believe u guys didnt smash the beeussy tho :(

[@silvhere]

“Mechanicalussy”

[@xeroclip9549]

Did you know that mermaids are based off of manatees, and manatees are raped by salors because manatees vagina's are like a human's?

[@intro6228]

@@axtonviox6331 Ayo wtf

[@surpup4177]

"A hotdog in a hallway" killed me instantly.

[@moltengears7483]

Bro im dying

[@kennethstupid]

LOL

[@willandra]

when they say that can i get a timestamp

[@Vex-VII]

@@willandra 3:56

[@alehlete830]

adrian u were thinking of a mantis not a manati

[@jams3456]

“could you imagine getting head from this thing and it gives you the oscillating turbo spin” is the greatest quote of all time

[@skipskip7737]

That and "hotdog in a hallway"

[@xianxiannn]

​@@skipskip7737every quote in this video is gold

[@Tabsau]

When he said "A hotdog in a hallway" I immediately thought of a dimly lit hallway with a sad hotdog in the middle and it was the funniest thing I've thought of

[@Iota-15]

Like a hotdog in the backrooms

[@Dookiedoobie]

I thought of the same situation but it’s a hotdog on a string

[@briandust193]

Empress of Light: Is just a full-on dommy mommy with substantial financial stability WaffleTime: *"Give me the plant."*

[@sarcastic_fish25]

Plantera is a plant, so they reproduce asexually, therefore financial stability wouldn't be an issue

[@Vexxel256]

Seeing people call a gigantic murderous fairy a ‘dommy mommy’ is funny af

[@briandust193]

@@Vexxel256 She would incinerate me with the unmatched power of the sun, but in a good way, y'know?

[@50thdollar61]

@@Vexxel256 she only killing you because you killed the butterfly

[@ImTheGuy]

based

[@MuhammadAli-rm5vh]

"Old, frozen, frostbite pussy" is my favorite quote in the whole video, I almost died laughing from the video

[@vitamix5345]

i love how they start with either complete silence followed by laughter, or they immediately give an answer edit: or "okay hear me out..."

[@xianxiannn]

Perfect coordination

[@seraphim7596]

The Lunatic Cultist is an instant smash, imagine the overestimation you could get from his clones, not to mention the dragon bondage and ice play

[@EasternStory]

honestly the dragon itself is an insta smash

[@a_random_lizard]

Plus the other cultists can help you and make a good orgy

[@psychodoesark7700]

Eh---

[@lordedmundblackadder9321]

Cultust is also just hot in general

[@WestGarbage6]

I'd let him sacrifice me to the dark lord satan

[@retrobot8760]

When you said "give me ideas to improve my content" this is definitely the first thing I thought of. All jokes aside amazing content

[@chelko847]

I like your pfp 👍

[@LphKaph]

ayy a hollow knight fan

[@broly4213]

@@LphKaph '' enter the gungeon''

[@LphKaph]

@@broly4213 what? I’m talking about a video he posted

[@alehlete830]

adrian u were thinking of a mantis not a manati

[@SillySkull]

I will be surprised if there isn’t a double Smash on Empress of Light

[@dr.pichis1243]

I mean, you only can do it at night, or else she's gonna be the one clapping yo Cheeks

[@Farweey]

@@dr.pichis1243 jokes on you I am Into that shit

[@SillySkull]

@@Farweey 🗿

[@privatedino3239]

@@SillySkull 🗿

[@seanrobinson-old-4463]

@@privatedino3239 🗿

[@ReckeyL]

what if the frost queen would stick you to her like when you pick a frozen pole

[@LaughGreatly]

Not pulling out

[@Simplemente_ian]

Nah i like freeze🗿

[@poisontree6181]

Ocram definitely has diseases, the Soul of Blight it drops has a description like “The essence of diseased creatures”.

[@astralcucumber33]

the awkward silence between every boss and then a small giggle gets me everytime

[@daxi1584]

I think it's so funny XDD

[@xianxiannn]

*Plantae*

[@veev9515]

We need a modded version of this, would be comical

[@CalvinNoire]

"you wouldn't smash brimstone elemental!" Edit: Bruh, seriously?

[@tac4582]

@@CalvinNoire 😈

[@triangleboi1240]

@@tac4582 🤨📸

[@moronribbons5774]

Calamitas lookin like a fine lady now

[@agnieszkaczarnecka9336]

When scal comes.up

[@betergrif9504]

The funniest isn't when they either immediately smash or immediately pass, it's when both of them sit in silence and sheer thought together for 10 seconds straight

[@randomdude1st563]

11:00 Absolute smash. The Dutchman summons pirates. There are pirates inside. The bow pirate is a girl. Do I need to say more? 15:14 Hear me out. If she's a girl, she can multiply. Insta harem.

[@tavarioncabarrus8600]

Down bad man

[@arandomdogecoin]

@@tavarioncabarrus8600 they be going by the logic of this video

[@EKTE64]

What about big burly pirates? 😳

[@Earmitethemself]

@@EKTE64 hell yea

[@Five_pebbles_official]

​@@EKTE64what the...

[@kimballblack2668]

Mark has started something incredibly cursed, and it’s spreading.

[@user-sf9gs2pg1b]

I honestly love it. So glad he has caused this.

[@strubba25]

@@user-sf9gs2pg1b me too

[@Yaboibarel]

@@user-sf9gs2pg1b agreed

[@carterwillcox1577]

Agreed.

[@DccToon]

what

[@yupeca]

"I want to tell people i slept with twins without the context" best joke in the video

[@xplodianindustries5606]

17:56 the look of fear on his face

[@davidbowen732]

14:20 I have several questions.

[@omnial]

they’re definitely gonna rework the looks of bosses after this

[@shadowpazzo9246]

female destroyer

[@user-sf9gs2pg1b]

@@shadowpazzo9246 Destroyer of females

[@shadowpazzo9246]

@@user-sf9gs2pg1b *kills every npc while you fight it* "you no longer have bitches"

[@omnial]

@@shadowpazzo9246 no bitches?!??!?!

[@triangleboi1240]

@@omnial no females??!?!!?

[@shogunbreaker_]

Ayo i was about to sleep, and see the title i was like " what the fuck?, well This will be interesting" but honestly, seeing 2 people arguing to smash or pass a game boss is hilarious

[@triggerhappy4199]

Same

[@GorgutzEadUnter]

Same

[@FireFoxie1345]

Same

[@ryanamburgy2791]

8:24 *CRIES*

[@xianxiannn]

Those people are legends

[@ryanamburgy2791]

@@xianxiannn as the biggest skeletron prime simp I am offended

[@andrewwilcke9378]

2:21 I hate that i saw every pixel of the Ice queen, i wish i could unsee her ,,assets"

[@underground820]

We need more collabs this had me on the floor laughing

[@gamerukn4231]

Agreed

[@theclown1375]

The wof one biting had me pass

[@underground820]

Rewatching this 3 weeks later. 409 likes?!?!? WTF

[@Alex_ChristIsKing]

My grandma was also in the floor laughing alot

[@xianxiannn]

Same lmfao

[@dasaiyantv8483]

We need one for every Terraria NPC next. All i'm saying, the Dryad's single...

[@mrdeadflower]

Lets hope you are 500 years old too

[@jehujones8942]

Agreed

[@greysonclark322]

frame one on zooligist, i'd bet they'd both say smash

[@Idk-qy1ct]

Nurse, zoologist, dryad, and the mechanic

[@pandoratheclay]

@@LeefUmbrella Princess

[@C-AND-SB]

14:57 "if i was him i would arrest him and if he moved it was fail RP and i would call the admin"

[@effervescent4534]

16:20 "this is a fun video that will never see the light of day with monetization" me: gets the video on recommended

[@dzlrpacks]

I did this with my friends a while ago, I'd only do the Stardust pillar of all of them, we also agreed that the Pumpking was very handsome, however he is not the correct material for glizzy insertion.

[@melanieelizalde4045]

Im a girl and I would smash Pumking got me feels some type of way

[@fortnitesexman]

okay so, you and your friends have literally just never touched the inside of a pumpkin

[@dzlrpacks]

@@fortnitesexman true but, bro he has scythes for hands 😭. he also has a lit candle inside of him

[@fortnitesexman]

@@dzlrpacks i don't mind getting diced up a bit, and you can also just take the candle out, even if that kills him for whatever reason it's really just a minor inconvenience

[@tntexplodercat]

Glizzy insertion 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

[@stowaway09]

15:58 "do you think that our audience knows what an std is" Yes, we do

[@TheMSMBrisk]

I don’t what is it

[@goat1596]

@@TheMSMBrisk your a bit too young to understand

[@Vex-VII]

@@TheMSMBrisk you'll know when you're older

[@AdrianW]

space time distortion

[@Vexxel256]

@@TheMSMBrisk a illness contracted by doing the master warrior’s penetration dance

[@joedad9999]

Empress of light legit has thighs. Can't say no to that 🤷‍♂️

[@YharonFanshit]

But planteras tongue movement bro, also she looking badder ngl

[@Subquatinaut]

“Imagine smelling the ocean.” Me who can some how taste but not smell: I’m passing because it’s an animal.

[@coldpatch124]

Can't believe they passed on king slim just imagine how jiggly it is, gonna move like tidal waves when you hit from the back

[@uncroppedsoop]

Bro you'll get fuckin launched away

[@m4obotgaming557]

Wtf

[@cha93chon1]

Yeah wtf

[@yack8947]

Wtf cuh

[@silvhere]

we can all agree this is the golden age for Adrian's hair

[@TheMSMBrisk]

W

[@WaffleTime]

Agreed

[@xianxiannn]

​@@WaffleTimeomg it's waffle time

[@JustTheMainCharacter]

@@WaffleTimehmu we can build lehos

[@knoxtoneman2809]

*Staring at an eyeball* waffle: in deep thought Adrian: okay, hear me out...

[@RiceMaster8709]

13:58 GROUND ME ALL YOU WANT MOM YOU CANT DO ANYTHING TO UNFUCK THE THANKSGIVING TURKEY -some random meme i found on reddit

[@Makitru]

You gotta keep an eye on the time when smashing the empress of light

[@lightingthief4482]

I would think she doesn't mind the time of the day, just know you're 100% bottom when daylight is up.

[@eltecatoconundrocity]

@@lightingthief4482 already 100% bottom anyways

[@lightingthief4482]

@@eltecatoconundrocity best position to be in sometimes anyway

[@eltecatoconundrocity]

@@lightingthief4482 "sometimes" you mean most of the time

[@genericdevtexture3661]

Luckily I last 20 seconds

[@HaloSaiyan117]

Bro wasn't expecting this to be so damn funny thats a 100% like from me

[@Peanut_person88]

Haven't seen waffletimes face until now. He looks like a gigachad

[@lukasavatovic9098]

8:30 a bran fuck moment

[@dumbass5077]

Tbh the Cultist makes the most sense to smash because she/he is normal sized and won't break your hot dog, also you can just take off the mask and even if she has a long nose (which most likely is not the case) she/he has spells to make it normal sized.

[@uncroppedsoop]

Feels like y'all are really goin for a deus ex machina with those spells like he can just do anything with em

[@WestGarbage6]

@@uncroppedsoop I mean it's never specified exactly what he can do so we can just assume he has the power of G O D

[@fathersir3024]

1 word, clones

[@Potato_tomato47]

⁠@@fathersir3024one woman harem

[@leah3230]

This video was created because you want to smash plantera and EOL and you’re too scared to say it in a normal video

[@blehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhl]

don’t we all? 😏

[@westgotus36]

@@blehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhl XD

[@arandomdogecoin]

@@westgotus36 not plantera for me, just too much plant.

[@orihiho2978]

@@arandomdogecoin LIAR!

[@fortnitesexman]

@@arandomdogecoinyou're out of line soldier!

[@user-ll3qs8bo7w]

Terraria Wiki: Crowno has stated that the V-shaped line beneath the Empress' eyes, which some players may mistake for a mouth, is actually her nose.

[@ItsJustKiro]

Not canon, lies, a dream

[@kristyandesouza5980]

Long pointy ears AND nose because she's elfish-like, i'd say it woudnt look that bad, but maybe akward to kiss

[@Meowlegend7]

He is lying

[@mushroomman3295]

7:18 Robotic glizzy gobbler

[@zacblazer]

“Have you seen the art of empress of light” -Adrian

[@gabrielhenson5751]

"yes" -me

[@Testing123-Ore7]

Bruh I've seen art of the goldfish of course I have

[@SciDarkReal]

@@Testing123-Ore7 you what

[@Testing123-Ore7]

@@SciDarkReal did I stutter

[@SciDarkReal]

@@Testing123-Ore7 maybe

[@kurbzstomp8392]

why is no one talking about "you gotta think about the kids too yknow" 😭😭 (11:35)

[@xianxiannn]

Adrian's sense of humour is everything

[@xcaedes]

"There are probably so many fucking STDs. I probably got one from Santa." -WaffleTime

[@spineapple6321]

6:20 if donkey can have some so can I.

[@xokaloi]

13:07 imma leave this here

[@ericwollam5532]

We need to get mat pat to make a video out of this to determine the perfect terraria boss for adrian and waffletime.

[@thejollydarkrai7403]

OMFG THAT WOULD BE THE COLLAB OF A LIFETIME

[@Hellshot27]

I need to use the phrase "a hotdog in a hallway" much more often.

[@there3528]

Loved the reactions! Keep it up guys!

[@StickzTFlow]

Doing this but with NPC's would be a crazy one 😏

[@Local_Sand_Eater]

no

[@blehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhl]

the trio: zoologist, stylist and nurse

[@asm7983]

@@blehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhl dryad?

[@waynewayne3258]

@@asm7983 she is 500 years old

[@asm7983]

@@waynewayne3258 im just saying that cause lots of people like her

[@cimadrius9766]

5:41 "Ok Hear Me Out..."

[@HiJack518]

This is by far the best video I've ever seen on KZbin. You frickin need to make more.

[@thecontentblacksmith2502]

1:26 the occulting turbo spin is the best descriptions for something I’ve ever heard

[@pastaman7278]

2:04 bro hit home with that one

[@draysonbowling8392]

0:48 "According to Redigit, the main developer behind Terraria, the ninja is the Guide's brother." BROTHER bruh

[@oasky6793]

ninja being his brother and moonlord being his father

[@coolsonicsoul7356]

also it has the male character shape

[@thebluelegopiece3987]

SMH you are not woke enough, it’s 2023, and you still refuse to acknowledge trans people?? Shame on you. Bold of you to assume that they’re not transgender. How do you know? Have you met them? You are officially canceled

[@boogeraids9948]

The eye balls would pop out for the bunny😂

[@unownuserrr]

0:47, in the lore, the ninja is the guide's brother, they are both somehow children of moonlord

[@magiciansmagicmayhem5813]

1:23 Yeah, sure. From the cannon that fires beams strong to cause near instant disintegration.

[@thedestroyer6815]

This is exactly what we've been waiting for...

[@6tailsboy]

15:15 I mean it could just be a mask I mean we don't even know if it's not a female

[@duftx]

Gotta love the silence at the start of every round Also videos like this and comment sections of them are the places with most cultured people

[@Spesh69.]

I think they should do it with modded bosses bc that would be funny af

[@maxholmyard213]

Hilarious

[@moronribbons5774]

8:11 well it does drop souls of "blight" so diseased is spot on.

[@SulL101]

Picture of Angler shows up: Adrian: “PASS.” WaffleTime: “Here me me out on this one.”

[@meancommenter8682]

Just the idea of playing smash or pass with your friend is enough to make me laugh

[@MistSGM]

do another smash or pass with him but for Calamity + Thorium bosses. This collab is so hilarious

[@CataclysmicArmageddon]

14:44 - The Lunatic Cultist Me: Choose your next words very carefully......

[@coffeecoffee2096]

I will not Heat me out Gender change potion

[@jesusagonzales7157]

​@@coffeecoffee2096 yes

[@southcarolinianentertainment]

1:10 AH yes. A fine example of Trypophobia

[@Nigga48323]

hello my fellow tryphobian

[@wackachuisthelordandsavior1954]

You know its gonna be good when one of them says 'hear me out.'

[@fatseal3076]

I would absolutely love to see more collaborations like this one on this channel

[@thespy7638]

They should do a Calamity version of this

[@dougdustin2228]

YES

[@nilzerYT]

hell yeah

[@stardustcell2707]

me when the supreme calamitas

[@tenderandmoist5011]

The juicy Yharussy

[@AGUNGUTAMAPUTRAAGUNG]

Brimstone elemental

[@wackachuisthelordandsavior1954]

" think of the STDs" "I certainly got one from Santa" This shit fucking killed me dude.

[@isaagamerplays]

Queen slime has 1:texture 2: financial stability (queen) 3: get the king in there for extra 4: can change to any form. Change. My. Mind.

[@dergus8833]

"think about the kids." "Hol' up, wait a minute."

[@kovexplay]

Thank you, we all needed this video today 🙏

[@koalaverse4661]

i have never laughed this hard thank you for making great content

[@Phant0m0321]

the amount of thought that they put into this is scary

[@Zenner5222]

wow i wouldve had no idea that in this video you did smash or pass on every terraria boss if it werent for the intro thank you so much

[@bl1tz_420]

7:48 bro said "I actually fought him on 360" you gave me instant nostalgia from when I first ever got terraria on in 2013 Christmas lmao

[@mark-23-play7]

You should redo this but with every boss, enemy, npc, and creature. It'll definitely be a long list but would still be funny

[@dashboi61banks63]

13:30 hear me out

[@therealstuff2011]

No

[@Yee_.]

I'm not gonna let you cook

[@TheCatIsLooking]

Bro burnt the ingredients before he could even cook them

[@vynx9773]

8:28 They decided too fast, Dont forget about the prime cannon, that would make a great fleshlight.

[@ravivandersalm4586]

even has a built-in nipple clamp

[@arandomdogecoin]

If you wanna get diseases and explode

[@paweldomel1324]

BOOM

[@Itdo_bebewildering]

imagine some random artist just made them into some spicy female bossed, now that is very interesting

[@dietznuts9353]

Somebody already made art of pumpking

[@Itdo_bebewildering]

@@dietznuts9353 SEND LINK THEN BAKA

[@Local_Sand_Eater]

No

[@daxi1584]

@@dietznuts9353 I need link

[@TheUnknown-kw3fl]

Imagine the fanart for the ogre.

[@Hsjsndnskskaiajs]

I love seeing waffle thinking and considering every time

[@2MeterLP]

Lunatic Cultist is wearing a white plague doctor mask, but now I cant unsee BIG NOSE

[@skippzz3713]

this has to be one of the funniest terraria videos ive ever seen lmfao

[@mads1259]

2:35 YOU CANNOT TELL ME YOU WOULDN'T LET THAT THING GIVE YOU HEAD, ARE YOU KIDDING ME?

[@TheCatIsLooking]

You are banned from all pumpkin patches.

[@riley526]

14:35 discord lag or waffle lag

[@croig_]

"Hear me out" 💀💀💀

[@Reaper-fd2dy]

If I were smashing empress of light I would have a clock next to me so I can keep looking at the time to make sure it’s not day time.

[@arandomdogecoin]

she isnt fighting you, so at day, she may just boost her performance.

[@souperhappydrinkingcoffee5130]

You become bottom at day time

[@arandomdogecoin]

@@souperhappydrinkingcoffee5130 true, or she gets a bit tighter

[@Reaper-fd2dy]

Ayo true though

[@queyx5180]

4:50 even better

[@juanluisgonzalez]

Huh

[@fawziLH]

💀

[@candacevladimirovs8747]

"hear me out" is the worst thing you could hear in a smash or pass video, especially one with Adrian and Waffle Time

[@jaredvenegas7179]

11:50 bro tf

[@deadpilot376]

I'm laughing so hard xD Love your videos, keep it up

[@Noveltysky]

Fun fact: terraria lore says slimes can dissolve stuff SHOUDLNT HAVE PICKED SMASH

[@eojamgil]

Worth the sacrifice

[@arandomdogecoin]

it might be able to disable that for those times.

[@freyamiles3718]

New bottom surgery just dropped

[@Vicioussnakeboy]

*Skeletron appears on screen* WaffleTime: *_H A N D J O B_*

[@sketchycard887]

I love both channels but i still have no idea how waffle manages to make adrian seem more normal