SMASH OR PASS: Splatoon 3 Edition

[@CJ_Hyperfresh]

Please don't take this video too seriously, or I will perish. 💀 Thank you for 6k subs! ✨ Lastly, Part 1 is out there if you wanna find it, but because the audio quality was hot dookie, I'm not gonna link it here lol

[@betabravo3300]

Maybe you could react to the Splatoon 3 concert? I'm sure you'd be hyped.

[@lorelaimorace-kk1xz]

what about the tartar

[@BuggishGuts]

“someone’s sweet old grandma” couldn’t agree more.

[@springfaux6991]

Big man might be aroace but THAT WILL NOT STOP ME FROM LOVING HIM UNCONDITIONALLY AS A GOOD PARENT WOULD A CHILD

[@CJ_Hyperfresh]

AroAce peeps still deserve and give love like anyone else, so you're good!

[@thelivewire2401]

@@CJ_Hyperfresh This made me release many happy chemicals. Thank you :)

[@springfaux6991]

Thank you kind men

[@Fishy-Chips]

Ehh, I don't like Big Man, but he's ok

[@Rootspring.]

he is?

[@adaraif9972]

Gnarly Eddie is so fuckin' SWEET and CONSIDERATE, he would 100% be the one friend who offers to pay for food when you do stuff together. 👏BIG BF MATERIAL👏

[@Keizer0724]

Gnarly Eddy is also the person who would offer you weed for free.

[@EddyUrsa]

MATERIAL GIRL

[@EmberSparkfire93]

We were robbed of the 20 min Marina tangent! XD Still a great video

[@CJ_Hyperfresh]

Nah, it was so bad because I genuinely thought I only rambled for 5 minutes, not 20 💀 Glad to hear you enjoyed the video though, Ember!

[@FryingPanOfDeath]

Release a separate video of it just being the Marina tangent.

[@RoseTheOcto]

1:14 As an AroAce person I couldn’t agree more, Big Man my beloved

[@CJ_Hyperfresh]

I am also acespec and I just love to see big man doing his thing by being his best haha

[@lynxycon.exe-_-]

Same

[@garlicbread9467]

Hello fellow aspec peeps

[@haikukyu]

As someone who’s aroace, I’m so glad someone recognized that aroace people exist :) Nice to see someone finally mention it as a headcanon.

[@BADLUCKCHARM]

mr. coco would treat someone RIGHT, what a miss 😔

[@KIKI_1228]

" It's just a shark..pass " " It's just a shark but with sunglasses .. SMASH! " I agree, sunglasses make any animal look cool. Go and look up a bear with sunglasses that's not Mr. Grizz

[@KIKI_1228]

Bro I also laughed my head of 5:02

[@ariesunderground5936]

Lesson Learned: CJ likes Sunglasses.

[@CJ_Hyperfresh]

It's because I can't wear them myself 😩

[@BerylliumPants]

@CJ Hyperfresh emojis make all the difference

[@JCraft-lo6rk]

Me watching a person explain why they’d smash a fictional squid person and why a sentient manta ray would make a cool friend:

[@JCraft-lo6rk]

Actually I’d love to have a giant sentient manta ray as a friend

[@n00dl3gal]

Nothing has made me laugh harder this week than the Squophet

[@n00dl3gal]

7 months later and the Squophet still sends me into orbit

[@insertnamehere1398]

1:50 okay but have you seen the sunken scroll where he smiles he's adorable

[@CJ_Hyperfresh]

He is very cute there yes, but still sus to me haha

[@theseerllama]

You got Big Man's energy 100% down, I know this because I am absolutely the pillow fort friend with all the snacks

[@therealnova120]

Honestly, bro didn't even fully consider the true meaning of the word smash in this video

[@HellmanakaUselessTeamakaDevad]

Big Man being AroAce is my new headcanon.

[@Rarest26]

I wouldn’t be surprised if a gang war started because of the Harmony part. Which is pretty ironic now that I think about it.

[@Clobohne]

Maybe I missed him but... Murch in Splatoon 3? 👀

[@CJ_Hyperfresh]

Felt pretty iffy about including him tbh, so I ultimately decided to omit him!

[@Keizer0724]

Frye is gangsta in the story mode. I agree with your choice.

[@derpykid2.020]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I NEVER WOULD'VE SEEN THIS VIDEO COMING 💀 But Cohozuna tho... mans *T h i Q* WITH A CAPITAL Q

[@flare376v]

Thank god he's ok with the sunglasses shark

[@ultimate_yippee]

I know this isn’t about guessing what kind of queer splatoon characters are, but you can’t tell me shiver isn’t gender fluid

[@sillypastry333]

your big man description was so real

[@TemporalZack]

First time watching your vid, the "Bing Bing Man" part made me laugh so hard for some reason. Subbed

[@AkwaDoll]

I JUST NOTICED THE SICK HEADPHONES BEHIND YOU! Are they from HH Paradise? I haven't seen em like ever!

[@CJ_Hyperfresh]

I actually don't remember where I picked them up because I've had them for nearly a year ahah, but yeah they might've been from HHP!

[@TwiceTheKraken]

"Why are you here? *Looks in disgust at O.R.C.A" "..." *"Smash."*

[@starcanvas5380]

Yes it is indeed the Bing bang man 🎶 🗿 🎶

[@SteamSuperHEater]

I love how you referred to the 🗿 as just "bing bing man" lmao

[@arandomperson2282]

why does the staff and the alter identities look like the grandmas from turning red im gone

[@CJ_Hyperfresh]

I CANNOT unsee that now, HELP 💀

[@arandomperson2282]

@@CJ_Hyperfresh its them but they turn into fish instead lmaooooo

[@theseerllama]

NOOOO WAIT BUT THEY DOOOO

[@Teriiiyakiii]

We were homies until you passed Mr. Coco 😤

[@Null82085]

I’d smash Big Man with the sheer amount of praise and also presents at any event ever

[@therunawaykid8963]

We stan Frye supremacy 🛐

[@Shellyxparis]

"Aw lil Timmy Pass" XD I CALL HIM LIL TIMMY TO

[@amog8202]

I think smash date befriend pass or fight is the absolute in terms of relationships. Change my mind

[@AubbieYT]

*THE SQUAFIT?* Im laughing help

[@theivoryguy2476]

I'm dying at "THE SQUOPHET ⁉️"

[@AlwayzGeekedUp]

16/63 damn cj u hard to get 😭😹🔥

[@CJ_Hyperfresh]

I'm VERY picky 💀💀

[@posh8156]

although i disagree with a few passes your favorite color is purple and thus you are on the youtuber masterlist

[@karlldraws]

I'm so sad, I can't watch this video cuz I haven't played single player, and don't want to get spoiled

[@CJ_Hyperfresh]

That's okay, Karll! Hope you continue to not get spoiled out there in the wild!

[@karlldraws]

@@CJ_Hyperfresh ik, there have been a lot of close calls

[@imreallybadatnamingthings]

I'd like to hear you out about Cohozuna. *Please, elaborate.*

[@CJ_Hyperfresh]

Well to be honest, the only thing I'd really elaborate on is the

[@imreallybadatnamingthings]

@@CJ_Hyperfresh *_The_*

[@neobrothers_inkblastproduc738]

I'm curious what your answer would've been for Captain (old Agent 3)

[@Fizzy_Pop522]

Would you hear me out on the Chum salmon?

[@herschxl]

5:43 BING BING MAN

[@galaxycraft2454]

I send my condolences to 🗿Bing Bang🗿

[@FaerinnyFae]

You did not just pass Beika 💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔 /sar

[@evilpossessedcat9572]

Ikr I had to pause the video for a sec, I kinda just sat there in disbelief AND STOP SHOWING UP EVERYWHERE I GO

[@FaerinnyFae]

@@evilpossessedcat9572 MAYBE YOU SHOULD STOP STALKING ME,,, /J OFC LOVE SEEING YOU HERE NO BUT I WILL NOT TOLERATE THE BEIKA SLANDER

[@evilpossessedcat9572]

⁠@@FaerinnyFae ITS NOT MY FAULT, YOUR STALKING ME /jk But yes we love and cherish beika in this house

[@Fryes_Husband]

Bro for Orca I said smash but cut myself off I wanted to say pass😢😢😢

[@KaossClown]

3:52 character development

[@kookielvrs5084]

For the rival octo She’s a 10 BUT she squads up with her girlfriends to try and kill you

[@CJ_Hyperfresh]

Girl Boss moment 😩

[@legna3407]

Assert dominance by beating girl power station without dying

[@micahplays4939]

Dude wants to smash a robotic system 😂 but honestly though. Good opinion! I just find it a bit funny

[@ShorkBoi]

Mr. Grizz. I can somewhat agree with you. I'm just afraid of getting crushed.

[@WorldWeave]

Fuzzy Octolings are still Octolings are adorable……smash

[@Feesh6]

Very good formatting and your editing is really creative but you sound a lot like jellybean but less annoying bizzare criticism aside good stuff

[@wildf0r3st]

MASTER MEGA CAUGHT ME OFF GUARD 😭

[@HeatensGames]

FRYE IS ON A WHOLE NOTHER LEVEL SMAAAAAAAAAAAAASHHHHHHH

[@Strawbjello_]

:D cool ❤ OK BUT WTH (what the heck) ARE THE GUMMY THINGS

[@teffley2766]

You passed grizz in the original video, but smashed in this one. Why's that?

[@jadaw644]

We hadn't yet seen him in all his glory.

[@mithmoonwalker]

it's commonly considered that wooden bear statues are decor

[@HIMB667]

0:59 Frye tongue may be useful 🗿

[@Ikabun1312]

as tribute to your marina ramble i will pearl ramble

[@lorelaimorace-kk1xz]

I would like to hear you explain the big boss salminoid

[@Pillohw]

0:18 im calling him little timmy from now on

[@SpicyInk]

3:52 CJ IS A FURRY?!

[@MaddyLaddy]

5:06 thank god i thought it was just me

[@falliscrispy1234]

HELP COHOZUNA?? also I’m surprised spyke wasn’t included from splatoon 3

[@TCK7890]

Everyone knows aroace people make the best pillow forts

[@Callie1995]

I can't imagine Big Man's sexuality as anything but AroAce.

[@larsthememelord3383]

flipper floppers are the furries of the splatoon world

[@timebubble8421]

Omg....you passed on mr. Coco...i can't even

[@Quickstein]

Good decision really. Have you seen a coconut crab open a coconut?

[@Arkantolas]

mr coco would treat me RIGHT

[@theawsomecheese9714]

We forgot to put Captain on the list, I ain’t talking about Cuttlefish since 1. He was already shown (twice) and 2. He retired from his position as captain, I am talking about the current captain in Splatoon 3.

[@CJ_Hyperfresh]

Deliberately did not include Captain.

[@alijahcstafford15]

Squid sister and off the hook and deep cut smashhh!!!

[@AkwaDoll]

Barry C.(uda) probably looks handsome!

[@crunchykandi]

Cohozuna smash is so real

[@trashpandatwtch]

Hear you out?! But there was no explanation!!

[@JohnathanFPEfan]

big shot: smash big man: smash orca: smash cally: smash small fry: smash marie: smash every one else: pass

[@HiImYfantis]

Great vid :) I'm okay with all the idols... EXCEPT for Shiver. I hate how she sticks her tongue out. Also Harmony looks like plastic 💀 By the way my favorite character is Pearl :)))))))

[@teffley2766]

I was pretty surprised to see that she has a tongue, seeing as it was confirmed canon that none of the characters do in the past?

[@CJ_Hyperfresh]

Frye sticks out her tongue quite a lot as well, and your fav Pearl has literally been seen drooling with her tongue out in the 2017 Splatoween promo art 😭

[@fuhkishoga5130]

I'm surprised Murch didn't make it on the list.

[@Inksanity]

Murch is a massive grey area to be honest He has no canon age and in order to be 18+ in Splatoon 3, he had to have been 13+ in Splatoon 2, and the extreme height difference makes me feel like that's unlikely

[@Ex_Kyoobd]

Big man? Pass.

[@otomeroid]

Spoiler alert: Marigold is the one in the Deca Tower. The criminal. Lol

[@chonpychonp]

its king cohozuna i mean like -

[@AGENT-qu8nj]

4:10 No I'm the best DJ

[@pedromartins6810]

Which charaters where omited?

[@lucas-fu9yn]

Barry c is the sexiest character in splatoon

[@theseerllama]

ayo why'd you pass on bing bing man??? he's fine fr

[@Deejayjax]

I agree with all your choices except for the jellyfish, mr grizz, cohozuna and the other one after that. Also you forgot to include the main character and captain, so what do you think about them?

[@CJ_Hyperfresh]

I actually deliberately did not include any past or present playable characters. Too much of a grey area that I'm just simply not comfy with!

[@ACESGaminglcs]

Nice vid.👍

[@lulu_le_macaroni9937]

WHY YOU PASSING ON THE BIG SHOT ??

[@Keizer0724]

Harmony is super cute

[@Raviiolianimates]

Wait where’s the CAPTAIN?! I would 100% smash them

[@Maruchipawa]

Cool

[@yumehophype5005]

aroace big man

[@dominusdragonvr7406]

Hmm big man …………. SMASH

[@bathilra5364]

What about the captain they are 18 in this game

[@CJ_Hyperfresh]

Simply wasn't comfortable with it considering they're literally every players self-insert from the previous games.

[@Rarest26]

She’s 21 at this point, and at this point she’s kinda branched off into her own character imo.

[@rionmiller35]

2:25 u have a partner lucky

[@crazyboutferrets]

I am hearing you out:)

[@novaduck_iv]

Bruh really disrespected my girl harmony 😤

[@Abbiegooberr]

Tartar tho😍😍

[@michadrzymaa2206]

master mega be kinda bad tho not gonna lie

[@scarfie5877]

You still didn't call it Splash or Pass :(

[@robloxsans3397]

2:16 only time a say smash tbh

[@insertnamehere1398]

16/63 wow