SMG4: If Mario Moves, He Dies

Thought it'd be fun to try and make a video where Mario couldnt move and see what would happen 🤡
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[@Cliffordlonghead]

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[@horesfan400]

Video starts at 1:14

[@Cliffordlonghead]

@CSTNL dude I was trying to be second that why i was spamming

[@christianvincentcostanilla8428]

Mr SMG4 make if Mario was in squid game

[@alexisarduino8514]

Hi !!!

[@berrybrightwater7673]

If Mario moves he dies. Mario: proceeds to be a human shield for Wario.

[@hello_i_exist_uwu]

Well if the statement “if Mario moves then he dies” is true, then “if Mario doesn’t move he doesn’t die” might also be true. This is why studying logic is important

[@juicyjunior47]

Ikr

[@griffinsaxby]

It’s like being invincible, except for one thing being able to kill you bullets do not affect him

[@obi1ben392]

Wario: Wanna join our team? Mario: No. Mario gotta go to hospital. Wario: *That wasn't a request*

[@mrhepy2256]

69 likes

[@chasethemaster3440]

@@mrhepy2256 nice

[@chasethemaster3440]

@Zaimoeh bunger

[@Trish707]

@@chasethemaster3440 b u n g e r

[@sarcastic_fish25]

@@Trish707 b u n g e r

[@laughingatthestraightface5487]

wow. Mario sure does have some powers. He hasn’t fell of his bed in forever now. Even when he was going down those *stairs*

[@laughingatthestraightface5487]

Even when he got blown up and was flying in the *air*

[@Novaspeanutbrain2]

Even when he was dropped down from wario.

[@Novaspeanutbrain2]

Even when he was in da sea.

[@Dawidos132z]

even when he got smashed by *chain chomp*

[@DaylightFan4449]

I notice a distinct lack of comments making note of how many times Mario makes use of his expandable nose power in this episode and I feel like it just needs to be pointed out

[@jarelthomas9219]

You got that power from the USB when he became the stupid Mario Avatar.

[@Picked-man]

I think it’s just because it’s used so much that nobody really thinks much of it because it’s used so often that it becomes a common occurrence

[@M11M3N]

5:44 Chris Pratt are Mario officially confirmed!

[@CarnivorousConnor]

Mario is technically a genius for figuring out how to move his cart without really having to move his body

[@datkhornedog899]

Remember Meggy's talk about that? Yep. This is one of them.

[@simpsonsquire1997]

A genius in disguise, he is. It’s all for the ishes and gigs and memes.

[@brettweaks9541]

His eyes, mouth, body, (moves when he talks.) WERE ALL MOVING!!!!!!!!!!

[@robloxgamr2006]

I liked how Mario just used his long, expandable nose for most of the episode, and that ending tho.

[@darkblizzard1756]

Well he learned that from his brother, doing absolutely nothing

[@Cheese-Slime-Sheriff]

Raggy: bro what the hell Riggy: *silent fuming*

[@SadMouseVR]

One day, wario and waluigi is gonna be the reason the universe collapses because of Mario dying.

[@meleed9228]

Best mario video ever change my mind

[@ArjunTheRageGuy]

Is it just me, or is the scene in the vid where mario on the hospital bed being used as a ride for wario and waluigi, predated that ambulance scene in cyberpunk edgerunners?

[@WaterMeLoan64]

Luigi must be Proud of Mario doing Absolutely Nothing.

[@RA_0645]

R.I.P King Bob-omb :( You will be missed...

[@mayzar8646]

Smg4 fans when mario moves his nose or head: I WANT TO SPEAK TO MANAGER

[@pbubu1021]

5:19 I like how Rayman appears in this scene.

[@supertrains5188]

Mario: has his moving privileges removed Also Mario: *extends his nose and moves his head in order to move himself*

[@cookie_notes]

5:23 was my Most FAV PART! 'This is where I watched my parents die, parappa' 'tHiS iS wHeRe YoU wAtChEd YoUr PaReNtS dIe! oOps OoPs :]

[@rzagamez7148]

alternative title: mario finds out he could litterly do anything with his nose

[@whatssuppification]

Luigi: if you move, YOU DIE! Mario: **turns his head**

[@TreeBranchStudios]

I think he meant like getting up out of the bed

[@sammie101010poopoo]

Plot twist: Mario was just fine and luigi was just pranking him

[@fruitcake_cosmo]

Mythic Heroes is sponsored SMG4 is my fav mario vids its sooo FUNNY 🤧🤧🤧🤧😆

[@Bakari_b]

"I made it to the hospital........ But what costs?"

[@livikittycutie3136]

I feel so bad about nobody coming to his birthday party at the start of the video. To be honest, sometimes I have to think for a moment to remember my own birthday. 😅 I struggle with birthdays in general, one of the things I struggle with. I have trouble with the concept of time as a whole really. Often times if I am asked to recall something, I will not be able to recall properly even if it is long or short term. But that’s why you gotta remind me 😅 I try really hard to remember. My brothers birthday is in two days and I love him so I am trying REALLY hard to keep track of the days XD Just feel so bad for the guy at the start of the video. His sadness is exactly what I want to avoid. Nobody deserves that…

[@Disbanded9998]

Do you have dementia?

[@ethanflores615]

After all the things he did, this made him need to go to the hospital? He blows up 24/7!

[@ThomasThings]

"or even posiden, the fish guy!" this is gonna be a good video

[@dhandeman1]

Is this some kind of Squid Game joke?! If it is, then this’ll be interesting… Edit: Guess it’s not

[@gamebrosheijningen164]

It isnt

[@SamRegan610]

It's nice to see Whimpu again, I honestly kind of forgot about him

[@xamimereal2875]

isnt it amazing that they put parappa in this? like seriously, your actually better than i thought SMG4. one of my favorite youtubers now.

[@yoshisreal]

2:55 what are those sounds when toad does a trick when skating on mario’s hospital bed

[@mulaflaga9684]

Mario kept moving his head but still alive

[@ItsAZues]

This is quite possibly the smartest Mario has ever been.

[@woomy2179]

What 'bout the "smart Mario" video

[@ItsAZues]

@@woomy2179 Mario wasn't himself. I'm talking about his dumb self.

[@tigerninja3509]

Title: If Mario moves, he dies Mario: *moves but hasn’t died*

[@tamplushboy8452]

Yeah I know it was clickbait

[@YaelManangkalangi]

he is literally moving with staying on the bed, bro

[@williammoore6718]

WHAT IF MARIO FARTS IN the circle.....hahaha yea not funny I'm pretty much jelly

[@Chikenscrach-58]

1:21 IT WOULD BE THE PERFECT MOMENT TO PLAY oh your finally awake

[@chairmanwario]

Some of the recent SMG4 episodes have been hit or miss when it comes to comedy, but THIS one was definitely a hit.

[@jd2bkool851]

if it was 2017 or a year before that there wouldve been no such thing as a miss

[@theonlynightmarionne3529]

I would go to that person’s birthday and give him little Freddy animatronic plushies called Freddles so he wouldn’t be alone

[@psfmEnvixinite]

I love how Mario still knows a lot about his life before SMG4 came.

[@twilightjester5672]

too bad he doesn't remember how to act normal.

[@calliestudios]

That’s because of the guardian pods I think

[@Mr_doesnt_promise]

I heard Mario Said Ugh Like It sounded like Tank man

[@jam98es1119]

Everyone let’s appreciate how this man did all this to make us happy and entertain us and I love how u made these things it’s like episode

[@za_banana]

I dont get why mario doesn't like the show, that show would make a great smg4 spin-off

[@OddsAreOrdinary]

That was the best ending I've seen in a while.

[@dewondahicks7830]

I love it.

[@gabitolego]

Oh yay you have people at your b day.

[@C.C.N]

Squid Game fans reading the title: Is that a Squid Game reference And I'm guessing SMG4's gonna make a video related to Squid Game one day since SQUID GAME IS EVERYWHERE RIGHT NOW My guess there's gonna be some posing characters in the video Or T posing characters at least They gonna be posin everytime it's red light time I wonder who would be the giant doll tho Would it be princess Peach, lmao Or is it the doll from the series it self My guess he gonna upload that in 2 or more weeks IDK WHY I'M GUESSING SO MUCH RIGHT NOW IT MIGHT NOT HAPPEN BUT I'M JUST COMMENTING MY GUESSES AND WHAT MY SENSE IS TELLING ME Edit: ALRIGHT I WAS WRONG ABOUT THE DATE BUT I WAS RIGHT ABOUT HE WAS GOING TO MAKE IT

[@fransldextras]

Title of this Idea: SMG4: If Mario was in Squid Game

[@C.C.N]

@@fransldextras Yesss, just like any other ones when he enters a universe of a popular topic of the month, that's a very good title idea

[@fransldextras]

@@C.C.N Yeah, and Thank you! I hope he'll make a video about Squid game, I'm looking forward to it!

[@C.C.N]

@@fransldextras You're welcome and me too! I hope he makes the video before Squid Game started getting unpopular

[@fransldextras]

@@C.C.N Guess What, He Really Did It!!!!

[@kirkbrayn_vill]

Marley's faster than the plane and everyone is shocked

[@karlnick732]

The bomb mob battle scene reminds me of the sm64 wheel chair mod

[@CanadianMan-c1f]

0:57 Poseidon, The Fish Guy!

[@BÜŞRATAŞÇI-b5i]

I thınk Mario is so talented to do all of these thinks

[@osvaldriber5441]

This is SO Realistic!!

[@Mattsothelioma]

Let’s do some more lighthearted stuff he says… “if Mario moves he dies!”

[@jannekarmeniemi6802]

2:49 WARIO SHOW YOU FUN

[@stanley_marsh4]

After all the pain & trouble.... He still has the chair 😔

[@Billbobs678]

Ngl I love how king bomb-omb caught him and kept him in the bed

[@michaeldeleon5626]

These are the parts I laughed at for hours 2:01 7:01 and 10:48

[@sinkidrawzz]

Wait a fuking minute, this video is 9 minutes long

[@sinenomine3517]

Actually today its my birthday too

[@JasonRupin]

Happy birthday

[@Crowblox-official]

If Mario drinks water he die

[@Mini-nh6gd]

6:59 To be continue

[@rexterdude]

i just saw the imperial signiture on the plane great refrence!

[@thepersonofyt5828]

2:22 what's not to like about that show mario spongebob is spamming a freaking minigun while Patrick Simpsonson is thinking about offing himself

[@Ugotme69420]

We can all say that this is the original game.

[@heatherthornton373]

man, this would make a good game

[@MrFezzenLoggy]

5:32 why does the car say 8008

[@TomaxY9YT]

Ah yes, the car talk

[@Sean-hn1vt]

I dont understand.

[@coolestcars1983]

5

[@Sean-hn1vt]

There is no car. There is just a man underwater and Mario sinking.

[@ajddavid452]

​​@@Sean-hn1vthat man you speak of is the great Uncle Iroh

[@raydenlol7540]

Lol, mario the police door opener

[@yanethreyes5447]

9:48 Did he know he can use the cannon

[@politail3747]

Alternate name: Mario getting abused

[@Kyrian247]

mario: says he can't move also mario: proceeds to move his head without dying

[@GamerplayzX618]

Yeah that is faxs

[@gdalex7132]

@@GamerplayzX618 after what incident he went through he would only die if he moves his body,arms,hands,legs or foot or any body muscle at all

[@youareanidio1]

I mean he can move his head but he can’t move any of his body muscles

[@Lookatthisdude]

Smg4: “if Mario dies the world will be destroyed.” Also smg4: “if Mario moves, he dies.”

[@nobodyhereisnamedalized]

i think like if his code is destroyed,the world is destroyed but if he just "dies" then he'll respawn.

[@spadeboi4055]

I'll be honest I don't care about the story arcs, I just want to laugh.

[@chasethemaster3440]

@@spadeboi4055 yeah like the good old days when it was funny I mean I still like smg4 but nowadays it’s not as funny

[@safariknight3239]

@@nobodyhereisnamedalized He has def died alot lol Like being turned into a skeleton by burning. Or getting decapitated. That's a normal Monday for Mario

[@JetstreamSamuelRodrigues42069]

That's right

[@luckywii8731]

"If Mario moves, he dies" Meanwhile, Mario: **Should've died by literally everything else**

[@darkblizzard1756]

Cuz... he was blessed by the camera man

[@animatednerd3428]

I mean he didn't move so he didn't die

[@Mr.encore]

I heard that there's a theory that the real reason why mario does not die is because of the plot amer theory so basically its just my head cannon so after spinick dead Luke could had gaive mario the plot amer that putfented mario from dying so he could keep making videos without mario dying because of the plot amer and spinick did not have plot amer when zero was killing him so in the movie it took longer for zero to killario due to the plot amer that Luke cearted so that's why mario can't die besides zero and that's the theory and a little bit of head cannon but again im not saying that head cannon are facts there not so year sorry to clear it up a little bit just need to clear some confusion

[@Mr.encore]

Well about the head cannon part not the plot amer theory

[@Mr.encore]

And also I do think spiniks did have plot amer but it wasn't as strong as Mario's so that's why zero was able to easily kill spinik but for Mario it took longer because his plot aomer was a lot stronger and Luke could have made it stronger so in case zero was here again it would take longer due to the plot amer being stronger than spinik

[@manuelvallarta5520]

2:18 KZbin kids:

[@Bxrry]

1:59 I wish this was how the spongebob show really looked like. What a waste of potential 😔

[@aguywithahelmet6467]

.

[@nightmare-glich-240]

A very understandable comment

[@Tsubasasakamoto446]

Capitalism

[@luckywii8731]

Wat

[@colnx]

Yeah, spongebob would’ve hit the sales much faster if they did it that way, what a waste 😔

[@josephcruz9823]

*This adventure all started, because of Toad doing stunts on Mario, if he didn’t, Mario would still be watching television shows*

[@gdassspar6nar]

@Justus The Big win sports gamer what character?

[@gdassspar6nar]

@Justus The Big win sports gamer oh thanks god not toad!

[@gdassspar6nar]

@Justus The Big win sports gamer you right,today its useless character

[@ttydis100thebestgame5]

And smg4 sucks

[@gdassspar6nar]

@@ttydis100thebestgame5yes,and axol sucks

[@a_random_lizard]

Mario: *getting shot, blown, launched, crushed, and burned* this is fine Also Mario if he moves: *I am dead. Big surprise, not*

[@COCK_V4]

I feel liek I’ve seen you somewhere else

[@theultimateg.1109]

Yeah.

[@Dan-do2pl]

@Diane Ribeiro yesn't

[@plushie9135]

@Diane Ribeiro yeah

[@myleswelnetz6700]

Mario wins by doing absolutely nothing.

[@NST-257]

4 likes and no replies? let me fix that

[@Omnificence2016]

Title: If Mario Moves, He Dies. *literally uses his nose for everything and survives things that would normally kill him*

[@MrJay_White]

"what you cant feel cant hurt you"

[@Blavin]

Plot twist: the circle makes him immortal

[@JTTunes1204]

True

[@darkblizzard1756]

Blessed by the camera man, that could explain it all

[@Omnificence2016]

@@darkblizzard1756 Nice Doom meme you made there.

[@Hamster07]

"I've put mario in one hospital bed, but if he moves, he DIES. Last one to live gets 100,000 dollars!"

[@bananamilkshake8400]

Lol

[@intheftin2861]

I would strap myself in 100s of rolls of duct tape & do nothing but sleep Therefore I win

[@jayisokay6975]

But before Chandler finish setting up I would like to talk about today's sponsor: Honey

[@TtEL]

@@intheftin2861 You'd need to eat eventually.

[@Mystic313_xp]

I sense Mr beast vibes...

[@masonwigand]

Smg4: I present a new character… Everyone else: What is it? Smg4: Patrick Simpson Everyone else: I want to die!

[@maxreategui8474]

I really liked this episode, it was just Mario being Mario, and I like how toad had an important role in this episode. Waluigi and Wario also had a big role, but personally toad is my favorite character. I think the writing was really good, there were a lot of jokes I wasn't expecting, and it seemed like each plot point came naturally and wasn't too random. good Smg4 Dream team!!!

[@loganlane6963]

2020: "Wario Tries To Stop Himself From Dying" 2021: "If Mario Moves, He Dies"

[@DumbCrossov3r]

:v

[@POElingo]

Makes sense

[@t_t_tomas]

oh its been a year already *thinks about what I have done of good all this time and finds out there is nothing*

[@ninnoah8814]

@@t_t_tomas same

[@rydrake9509]

Wario dies memes were great, i really enjoyed them while it lasted, but eventually Wario would needs a break from being the victim on Wario Dying memes, Mario has funny sound effects as well so he's also a great candidate for the next generation of "Wario Dies memes" "Mario Dies memes"

[@SMGP1314]

I wonder what'll be SMG4's Halloween Special this year since it's now SPOOKY MONTH!

[@ttydis100thebestgame5]

Smg4 is for babies

[@ZANTgungaming]

@@ttydis100thebestgame5 thousand year door Pfp moment

[@Ryan-se2wy]

@ttyd is 100% the best game My little brother watches this and I have to watch it with him to ensure he's ok if anything happens. Mom and dad make me. I laughed when Axol died 😆

[@gorilli09]

Zombies

[@thefool7093]

Probably something about Nightmares and Zero

[@PoisonDuckAnimations]

If Mario moves he dies? The Universe: "Haha, I'm in danger." Then again, Mario probably would just revive if he was killed like this. It takes an Eldritch horror from another dimension to kill him off for real, as we all know.

[@jasoncoote99]

@Justus The Big win sports gamer shut up

[@ttydis100thebestgame5]

Nobody cares

[@Nightmare2688theeleckamo]

@@tye-wynd5218 ok

[@emircanozad914]

Zero is Eldritch?

[@jason9697]

@@emircanozad914 yes, eldritch or a glitch in smg4's computer

[@diego6424]

Nothing beats a -jelly filled do-- SMG4 episode with all the stanky memes we're used to, without serious things or depression. And also big comeback for Dr. Pootis

[@nopebro2471]

and we can't forget about dr pootis

[@wantedbird55srandomchannel28]

@@nopebro2471 Insert a Dr. Pootis quote which would technically be a Heavy quote.

[@22kingdomheartsfan]

That's not Crump its Dr. Pootis.

[@goofy3689]

i kinda miss the old smg4 thingy where there wasnt crying or depression or stuff i just want funi

[@DaMemeManDan]

@@goofy3689 ong, him trying to make a serious storyline just doesn’t work well.

[@ConcernedGD]

Parrapa: looks at Batman’s parents trying to cross the road Wario: **runs over parents** *this is where I watched my parents die parrapa,*

[@Therevengeforget]

" This is here yo watched your parrents die *Oops Oops* "

[@franciscomorales883]

This is where you wAtched your parEnts die

[@redmammoth532]

This is where you watch your parents die OOPS OOPS

[@robotinik0]

*this is where you watched your parents die OOPS OOPS*

[@Hidde_]

Someday we're going to get a video called “mario breathes”

[@eeveelover64]

don't give him ideas!

[@pwuppeii]

Probably is gonna make that video for season 12 episode 1

[@TheYank2763]

And it leads to world war 3

[@Enteringdullsville]

Just hope he’s not at Boopkins’ house when he does it

[@sirrayveltal8610]

And I very much so look forward to it.

[@boiledcabbage5139]

Mario: *Is the universe’s avatar. SMG4: If Mario moves, He Dies Everyone Else: h e, *w h a t*

[@matthewrigo1171]

And that kids is how he died

[@rayrsd]

Title: if Mario moves, he dies Axol: *my sacrifice is worthless*

[@guardeddeathrun4927]

I want Axol back

[@samsungtab3977]

sadly you can't just imagine he comes back randomly in the video like nothing happend you would just complain how he got revived and want him gone again

[@DacStudiosEntertainment]

@@samsungtab3977 A really good point, plus it’s not like axol added anything to the show. His best moments were within the Anime Arc, his moments with Melony, and the Genesis Arc. That’s atleast how I feel. So if you ask me, i think it’s best Axol stays dead.

[@SeinIshamiado]

@@DacStudiosEntertainment wow.

[@nerdmetall]

@Burnt Fishy Those type of fans' opinion should not count

[@eileengryn8369]

Mario who literally can’t move: LETSA FUCKIN GO. His nose I guess: my time has come

[@tigerkb35]

60 likes and no replies? Lemme fix that

[@destroyerwill6122]

"If mario moves he dies" Also Mario: gets blown up by a bomb, gets filled with bullets, falls from the air 3 times, gets crushed by a falling plane, drowns, gets blasted by a plasma gun, and blown from a cannon 3 times

[@sassofono_perso3216]

I mean, he didnt move

[@Fitnessgramtmpacertest]

@@sassofono_perso3216trueeeeeee

[@darkblizzard1756]

Well, he was blessed by the camera man

[@usernem8753]

That's called plot armor, made by e.gadd for the entire SMG4 universe

[@kristelmaelim5220]

1:07 Patrick Spongesons

[@bonegamerthecyndaquill7181]

I love how the extendo-nose is just one of Mario's abilities now.

[@fanoffiction3669]

It happens so much I’m pretty sure this was him telling us it’s canon

[@ArjunTheRageGuy]

Yeah, it happen first in that E3 Nintendo DS, I think; then it ended up being used as an ability in SMG4.

[@basilgamesx2422]

This is honestly one of my favorite SMG4 episodes to come out in a while. The absurdity, the call-backs, the escalation. It's the bread and butter of this channels and it's done so well here.

[@vrbrice8305]

Yeah, same!

[@stefanandrejevic2570]

In my opinion, non-arc episodes are better than arc episodes for their sheer randomness, reminds me of the old days of SMG4

[@dday555]

Yeah the recent arcs don’t really give me the smg4 vibe that happens to be the entire reason I subbed

[@chumismetabolicfuel6200]

Agreed, this had a very classic SMG4 feel, 8.5/10 for me

[@spadeboi4055]

Yeah, I don't like the story arcs because I came here just to laugh

[@PedroCataldo-ol7fz]

This is the episode where Mario used his elephant abilities The most and that's something I'll never forget. Also, it's been a long time since Mario visited Bob Omb Battlefield, it's Nice to see this place again.

[@jameslawrenson1208]

It is nice!

[@cohenthompson3405]

The raw power of Mario's nose was truly shown in this episode

[@eddycabreja3332]

At this point... should I even be afraid of Mario dying? He survived all of that and even if he managed to die, he probably has some extra lives because of the 1-UPs he collected during Peach saving journeys. Also, if he ever got a game-over, he can just keep playing. So basically Mario cannot be permanently killed... Except by someone like SMG0... I guess...

[@patrisowka2010]

@ItsHoverBoi Zero was destroyed so he's no more of a threat.

[@m.jthomas5793]

@@patrisowka2010 or maybe he not dead

[@patrisowka2010]

@@m.jthomas5793 Not you too. I'm outta here.

[@mariocarabantes9410]

If there was a smg-

[@m.jthomas5793]

@@mariocarabantes9410 if there no smgs there be no smg4 that this channel won’t be except

[@quantis1280]

Mario getting hit by Toad : on hospital bed Mario getting shot multiple times by Mr. Monitor, exploded by King Bob-Omb, crushed by Chain “what’s a sonic” Chomp, launched through a canon, and literally evaporated by a laser : *’tis but a scratch*

[@SpideyWasTaken]

Alternate title: Mario trains his nose muscles for 11 minutes

[@MemeMaker274]

ye

[@whitelily1122]

si

[@Ms.C18]

@@whitelily1122 and

[@sonicthehedgehog3535]

well its 11 minutes and 11 seconds

[@sweesenglim9915]

And 1 hour

[@cranjismcbasketball2565]

It's incredible, he ACTUALLY did what Luigi said for once, he "didn't move"!

[@alfasolmega4458]

And Swag was competent in his job as well.

[@Stusheep]

@@alfasolmega4458 can’t forget the fact bowser WAS A GOOD DAD FOR ONCE

[@DumbCrossov3r]

@@Stusheep true

[@jinx4162]

*mario moves*

[@Picked-man]

I feel like he absolutely would’ve ignored Luigi if it weren’t for the fact that I’m fairly sure he’s paralyzed from the neck down

[@kilionn]

Mario literally got shot, burn, smacked, crushed, drowned, blown up, smashed, again got shot, but he can die only if MOVES. Yeah, that make sense

[@intheftin2861]

I mean he lost for that transplant meant for Mr. Toady

[@lupical4771]

That's smg4 alright

[@ScionLion]

Bruh imagine adding logic to Smg4 stfu

[@sarahvanrooyen7280]

Its smg4, this is normal

[@sangkim6556]

Also they said he MIGHT die

[@aaliyahrosado7365]

Mario: *talks to himself* Don’t move a muscle, don’t move a muscle, don’t move a muscle.

[@NOT_A_ROBOT]

"If Mario moves he dies" Also Mario: *gets shot 12 345 times, gets a 3rd degree burn, gets hit by an airplane, and gets hit by an aircraft annihilator and still survives*

[@zadock6370]

I am pretty dang sure that the reason Luke made this episode is to prove how much Mario is invulnerable to nearly everything.

[@yourfellowpolishtranslator2918]

But did he move?

[@guy337]

only out of the bed he dies

[@guy337]

he’s capable trying not to

[@ztcgamer3246]

@@guy337 what about if he moves his arms