"I didn't realize you put anything in there. YOUR MEAT IS SO SMALL" -Kryoz 2024
@janwill18 ай бұрын
*m u s t a r d* -blarg 2021
@ALittleGdTuber8 ай бұрын
this could have 2 meanings
@The_hanky8 ай бұрын
What food?
@ShadowMonarch95578 ай бұрын
13:31 out of context lol
@yogurt_X38 ай бұрын
15:28
@Choso.was_here8 ай бұрын
1:57 Eli's impression of Schlatt was so good i thought i had his video playing in another tab
@kkamikazee8 ай бұрын
My ass said “shlatt?? He’s here” and immediately went oh
@Asheyey8 ай бұрын
Frl I thought he was actually playing with schlatt
@vivianniu34938 ай бұрын
i thought it was a soundboard
@HorsePlay1598 ай бұрын
@@vivianniu3493 same
@MrKrimson8 ай бұрын
not an impression AI voice changers now exist its crazy good in real time takes what your microphone pics up, replaces your vowels and consonants from recordings of a person plays that instead (more examples of recordings the better, hence why the jschlatt songs are amazing)
@Bren_Games8 ай бұрын
Underwater ceramics technician 😂😂 I’m telling all my dishwashers this is their new job title.
@UNKNOWN-fc2dd8 ай бұрын
makes me feel all certified lmao
@Doomishs8 ай бұрын
I got poo
@AniWhiteowl8 ай бұрын
It took me a minute to do the mental math haha. The most creative one I've heard in awhile. Knew someone back when I was in the military who, when asked what they did in civilian life, said he was a production supervisor at McDonald's.
@yoberg758 ай бұрын
It legit took me chuckling through the entire intro to realize exactly what he meant xD
@user-hd6lj5wl4x8 ай бұрын
c====3
@ernestoxham62178 ай бұрын
9:03 that “F*CK” from john always bring memories 😂😂💚
@VampkettleYT8 ай бұрын
He did the same thing in the Heavenly Bodies series He gets mad so quickly i love it 😅😂
@westminsterabbey.69168 ай бұрын
14:22 certified bear fists moment right there.
@st3pcr8r8 ай бұрын
To this day they still share 1 brain cell
@acidicblitzen20728 ай бұрын
Smii7y & kryoz: YOU HAVE BEARFISTS?😂
@KingMatsa8 ай бұрын
7:50 "bro you litterally have 2 jobs" absolutely disintegrated me 💀
@I.am.not.in.your.house.or.am.I8 ай бұрын
Broke 22 yr olds be like:
@Hot_spider8 ай бұрын
Eh mazing back down give up
@john-anthonyparedez94838 ай бұрын
@@I.am.not.in.your.house.or.am.Ireal
@JensonPflasterer7 ай бұрын
Same
@zakirbakar35408 ай бұрын
Okay I won’t
@TheSmileyGeneral8 ай бұрын
I will
@Nightmare_Fuel08 ай бұрын
respect
@meepthemoo8 ай бұрын
Fr
@bromations57908 ай бұрын
coward
@MrAxolotl028 ай бұрын
Ok
@ThebadassXIII8 ай бұрын
4 they/them one cup is my favourite smitty moment of the year Thanks john
@_-_Mushroom_-_8 ай бұрын
5:24
@freddiefishton8 ай бұрын
I can’t believe Smii7y has gone woke. I’m unsubbing and taking my time to less woke minded people, like JammiDodger
@blue-vr8dd8 ай бұрын
@freddiefishton no idea who that is so i cant tell if this is being ironic or not
@randumb_kid94638 ай бұрын
@@freddiefishton wdym
@freddiefishton8 ай бұрын
@@randumb_kid9463 I’m just messing around, also JammiDodger is literally a trans guy
@TheLegendaryBillCipher8 ай бұрын
"Underwater Ceramic Technician" might be the best redefine of dishwasher I've ever heard.
@BaronVonMott8 ай бұрын
> Adds sugar as the very first addition to the menu > Literally a "0 stars" difficulty level item *> Immediately dooms the run because of disastrously poor co-ordination* I love this channel 😂
@ComicalCoconut8 ай бұрын
9:35 this door bit is my favorite part😂😂😂
@catupatree17868 ай бұрын
DOOR!
@mafianation43866 ай бұрын
agreed!
@DavidOKAFOR-fr1bm8 ай бұрын
3:48 "I like Grindr" bro's already being pressured
@matteofelixАй бұрын
What is grinder
@dizzyrascal5015Ай бұрын
@@matteofelix such an innocent mind 😂😂😂
@m0ra3s_sАй бұрын
@@matteofelixgay dating app
@matteofelixАй бұрын
@@dizzyrascal5015 is it like "corn" or what?
@dizzyrascal5015Ай бұрын
@@matteofelix replace the c with a p and yes.
@Bob_TheRobot8 ай бұрын
describing a dishwasher as a "Underwater Ceramics Technician" is crazy
@navalinomilzamashshidqi53848 ай бұрын
When? I forgot
@Stormblessed158 ай бұрын
@@navalinomilzamashshidqi5384 The first 30 seconds of the video?
@DylanGastelumRuiz6 ай бұрын
14:39 NOT THE NO-NO GERMAN BURGERS
@quinnzolotoff13602 ай бұрын
I didn’t get the “SS burgers”
@ju2tunknown2 ай бұрын
@@quinnzolotoff1360Schutzstaffel. Basically the Nazi police.
@smeck7724Ай бұрын
@@quinnzolotoff1360 the ss were the German governments guards during WW2 (I’m pretty sure)
@dizzyrascal5015Ай бұрын
@@smeck7724 They were also in charge of carrying out executions of Jewish citizens particularly in the Holocaust which is where they gained their reputation.
@fireballstardraco8 ай бұрын
Kryoz is an absolute legend, he never fails to come up with something to make me crack up laughing, specially the whole "you meat is so SMALL!" XD
@EliLikesRice8 ай бұрын
What if instead of PlateUp it was called FreakUp and what if instead of serving food to customers we got freaky with them instead?
@JayDee0713Lol8 ай бұрын
It’s normal anyway for you
@Aseja-pf8ev8 ай бұрын
apply to a whorehouse and live out your dreams boo
@Hawkspire8 ай бұрын
great comment
@dumplayz57818 ай бұрын
Gang.
@xyrkzes8 ай бұрын
Ayo
@Top_Teayer8 ай бұрын
Smii7y is slowly losing his sanity from his friends 💀
@FlyTrag8 ай бұрын
Nuh uh
@BrickHouse-YT8 ай бұрын
He went from DOOR DOOR to door… door….
@Hyouka..8 ай бұрын
He has sanity?
@LittleFog218 ай бұрын
Well he was cray once.
@thebadmanaugniano86478 ай бұрын
Bro already lost it
@ColinCleveland-wv6dr8 ай бұрын
Imagine watching smii7y at a random part of the day. It just makes your day better ngl. Keep up the work SMii7Y!!
@MateiFun4Matei8 ай бұрын
SO MOTHERFUCKING REALATABLE
@ColinCleveland-wv6dr8 ай бұрын
@@MateiFun4Matei frrr
@LynxIsSometimesAlive7 ай бұрын
Literally what I’m doing rn
@wedge6128 ай бұрын
Im glad smii7y is back playing this goofy ahh game
@JSCreates707Ай бұрын
7:25 Bad time for me to drink some gamer supps when I heard StarCu'cks i chocked! LMAO!
@Joonee6688 ай бұрын
0:10 I have ever "plate" ~badum tss~
@Techno.Stxrm1018 ай бұрын
2:30 the name was "Once you go black" if anyone is curious
@joedig.8 ай бұрын
yes finally more of this gameeee it’s been over a year 😭😭 yo i forgot i commented this i aint expect it to get likes 💀
@devinwilson71668 ай бұрын
Exactly I’ve been waiting for so loooooong
@D44RK_Iced_Yogs8 ай бұрын
YESSSS!! I have been playing this game like a mad man and I can’t wait to laugh and cringe at these men play it!
@shirohatoru15528 ай бұрын
Stop being dramatic its only been 2 months. Aint it?
@ShadowSkull.8 ай бұрын
Fr I've been waiting for this video
@Swaxol8 ай бұрын
ikr
@hazyweevil7 ай бұрын
9:01 i'm surprised this isnt a "most replayed" bit bc i replay it like four or five times every time i watch this video, john's scream makes me cackle every single time
@Riika_018 ай бұрын
Ive been watching the old Plate Up videos at least three times a week for a few months and OH MY GOD ITS BACK HERE
@ryoshi.18 ай бұрын
YESSSSSSSS!!!!!! Another plate up video! this chaos and fun is really enjoyable and now they add John with his low quality mic screams but can't wait for the VOD because I felt like this was very lacking and I want to watch the whole kitchen thing and full game mechanics to fix that.
@elitely67488 ай бұрын
Love to see these guys finally play this game again. nothing like some chaotic screaming and laughing while cooking up with the gang!🤣😂
@SisyphusPrimeTheKingOfGreed7 ай бұрын
I sure do hate it when instead of vomiting I vomie! 6:19
@amd18578 ай бұрын
Just want to point out 4:23 “My wife’s built like a Ford f-150 ‘Superduty!’” Must not be a truck guy, but still funny. 😄
@prismatixthehumanperson61846 ай бұрын
"Underwater Ceramics Technician" was the best phrase for washing plates I've ever heard in my life and I will steal this phrase from you from now until the end of time.
@serenestateofbeing10628 ай бұрын
Ive watched the full vods of Plate Up literally 4 or 5 times. So excited for this
@devilhound59118 ай бұрын
5:24 had me absolutely dying
@davewhitefield10308 ай бұрын
more of PlateUp please, I've been dying of laughter at your shenanigans
@LemonStolen8 ай бұрын
9:37 the door one was aesthetic😂
@Suit_T1e6 ай бұрын
0:25 milk bag?!? i though smii7y was like some kind of sentient pillow or some bullshit.
@Connorq50636 ай бұрын
Lmao 😂
@adilkucuk70438 ай бұрын
Pov: hell's kitchen.. but EVERYONE is Gordon Ramsay.
@RedneckActivities8 ай бұрын
Broke my collarbone yesterday got bored and decided to watch the one person that can truly make me laugh
@Hastifomal8 ай бұрын
'Schlinglebinglebob' was ecstatic he was in this smii7y video
@saf589620 күн бұрын
8:25 As a Barista, I can confirm this happens
@icewillowfrost8 ай бұрын
Smii7y being the new Cinderella was not something I was expecting 8:10
@BaguetteBread18 ай бұрын
I LOVE THIS GAME THANKS SMii7Y
@Blxodiees8 ай бұрын
We need more of this game, After a Year. Feed Us, Plate Us Up! I'm hungry.
@TheQuietEars8 ай бұрын
Smii7y’s cooking with this series
@EvilYoshi8 ай бұрын
YOUR BRINGING ALL MY FAVORITE GAMES BACK!!!THANK YOU SMII7Y!!!😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😄😄😄😄😆😆😆
@CrashOzzy12238 ай бұрын
8:15 my only thought the second you said that: coat the mop in sugar mmmmmmm, yessss… serve ants… then become ecosystem, WAIT NO!
@Asbestoos8 ай бұрын
I think there is something wrong with the door
@super_loaf28 ай бұрын
yeah i think so
@Jotorobannana8 ай бұрын
Nahh that’s normal
@frostbyte28998 ай бұрын
There may in fact be something wrong with the door
@pumpkinboy55318 ай бұрын
More plateup content 🗣️🔊🔊🔊🔥🔥🔥🔥
@sonsyquill8 ай бұрын
oh my gosh i didnt think there would be another video for this game. im so happy 😭💞
@TheFirstCurse18 ай бұрын
I love watching this group play this game, and I love that John (Kryoz) is playing more often with everyone.
@Cfishin5 ай бұрын
Please play more of this it is so entertaining and fun to watch
@Sayoriplier8 ай бұрын
I somehow managed to open up KZbin at the perfect time to see Smii7y upload 13 seconds ago.
14:30 can someone explain this to me? Why is this a bad thing?
@thesinguIarityawakens8 ай бұрын
"The SS. The SS (Schutzstaffel, or Protection Squads) was originally established as Adolf Hitler's personal bodyguard unit. It would later become both the elite guard of the Nazi Reich and Hitler's executive force prepared to carry out all security-related duties, without regard for legal restraint. "
@jacksonian17238 ай бұрын
@@thesinguIarityawakens okay, thank you for the clarification. I was too caught up on putting SS and Burgers together. I was looking for SS Burgers on urban dictionary and couldn't find shit 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@winxclubfangirl52278 ай бұрын
Plate up gets chaotic very quick 😂😂😂
@L33T_Taco8 ай бұрын
"Underwater Ceramics Technician" is f*ckign wild smii7y i love it, lmao
@Lillian-sz6dj8 ай бұрын
I used to rewatch the old plateup streams on his other account they helped me sleep tbh
@nightmaredragon2698 ай бұрын
If I order a plush, it'll be shipped to my future home.. finally leaving an abusive household
@MC_0508gamer2 ай бұрын
You’re welcome 3:48
@pvpdavidlul90498 ай бұрын
Omg yes, just need an UNO video and life will be perfect
@KeiraandMiaFromEnglishsFriend8 ай бұрын
Bro have these guys played overcooked cause they totally should if they haven’t lol
@nathanmezick26988 ай бұрын
"4 They/Them's 1 cup." I need this friend group lmfao
@calebgamer20008 ай бұрын
This game is finally back, always made me crack up. Plz continu this series 😢😢😢
@washable138 ай бұрын
YEEEESSSS plate up is back
@Twist3dm3xb428 ай бұрын
3:16 WET WHAT???? (Obviously a joke before the hate arrives)
@JJAllie-c6w8 ай бұрын
If the Milkbag gets me does that mean I can keep it
@thepawofdoom50018 ай бұрын
9:37 Listening to this with just audio and no context… what the hell is going on? 😂
@tylerrose36338 ай бұрын
9:36 As someone who works in the restaurant business, this is 100% accurate.
@MaddieMusicEtc8 ай бұрын
As someone who uses they them pronouns, I nearly cackled when I heard this 5:24
@RandomStuffWithTheBois4 ай бұрын
BRO UR LIKE 6 💀
@MaddieMusicEtc4 ай бұрын
@QuestionableUniverse that’s not even half my age. Did you actually think I was gen alpha. N. O.
@RivalRen8 ай бұрын
You assume I have friends to play with.
@FredbearZGamer8 ай бұрын
And you're goddamn right.
@coolguyadam5 ай бұрын
Smii7y,can you play more plate up
@Liverpool267848 ай бұрын
Finally more plate up. I've been waiting a while now.😊
@Zasha-uq5uoАй бұрын
the music clip at 14:39 is from "The Alien" from the Annihilation soundtrack. idk i just recognised it and thought it was cool that smii7y used it
@emisthem65628 ай бұрын
4 They/Them's 1 Cup would just be 5 nonbinary people in a room together
@DrTrester8 ай бұрын
wish i had this game but i only have 2 friends bro
@elainad67288 ай бұрын
0:01 Yayyy Plate Up!!
@ambersmith39618 ай бұрын
I love when you guys play plate up!!!
@hayleycrouch08 ай бұрын
As someone who works in a fast food restaurant (not mcd's or Wendy's) and played this game with one of my coworkers, we reference this game all the time during work and reference work whenever we play this game😃
@niravmodhvadiya82408 ай бұрын
Bold of you to assume I have friends
@justdann_8 ай бұрын
I don’t have friends sooo…
@d3athstreet9908 ай бұрын
Whaddaya mean brother, I’m right here?
@CringeGaming-tt3no8 ай бұрын
Hmm
@khobz23508 ай бұрын
He's lying am he's best friend
@M7md_swa3d4 ай бұрын
Do you have a brother? If yes, then he's your friend stop lying 🤥
@SeverelyUndercaffeinated8 ай бұрын
14:58 In russian there is a backwards N and a backwards R... but a backwards D??
@nightmaster4 ай бұрын
I'm Russian and i am confused too
@pinkbirock3438 ай бұрын
I LOVE! plate up dude, one of my favorite series!
@abysswicked90768 ай бұрын
I worked service industry for a while, ranging from business chains to mom and pops. I worked with one Italian family who owned their own place (it was a deli+pizzeria), and PlateUp! is nearly 1:1 accurate. It was yelling, name calling, and anger.😊
@geminizodiac25328 ай бұрын
What is "SS Burgers"?
@minaashido_memechannel7 ай бұрын
Smitty sex burgers.
@slightlybiggeriron7 ай бұрын
SS was a organization under hitlers nazi party
@user-gt5fy5ow4i8 ай бұрын
14:40 I don't get it
@hih20237 ай бұрын
Go look up the Schutzstaffel
@goldguy1085 ай бұрын
Something to do with adolf hitlers bodyguards
@Shadow-wolf15.2 ай бұрын
@@goldguy108 Do say more
@carolclare61605 ай бұрын
DOOR!
@Yesi01118 ай бұрын
I love seeing this chaos unfold
@carmengarcia66357 ай бұрын
16:13 my milk almost came out my nose. The noise was funny asf😂
@twobrosgamers84268 ай бұрын
Can anyone explain me 14:35?
@hih20237 ай бұрын
Look up the Schutzstaffel
@ModyMood_o75 ай бұрын
SS means 'Schutzstaffel' which is the position of Hitler's bodyguards or smth like that.
@twobrosgamers84265 ай бұрын
@@ModyMood_o7Thanks Man
@ModyMood_o75 ай бұрын
@twobrosgamers8426 anytime :]
@hih20235 ай бұрын
@Jihon1441 more like his doctrine enforcers. As far as I understand they were the ones who directed and oversaw most of the atrocities they commited
@GaLxY11998 ай бұрын
Day 84 of asking smii7y to play Splatoon 3
@АнатольФранс-й1и5 ай бұрын
DOOR
@videosovertv91908 ай бұрын
Its fun watching you guys play this game hope i can see more in the future its like a rare update
@ichbinfroggy8 ай бұрын
It’s been so long since they played Plate Up I’m so excited
@Maniac_maker5 ай бұрын
Spoiler blocker 😁😁👍👍
@yayalu86508 ай бұрын
FINALLLLLLLYYYYYYY Smiity I absolutely love this series the most. So comfy and funny
@CambrianExplosionContext8 ай бұрын
i played this game in its demo and a few weeks after its initial release! i can say, it has barely changed. still a rage/stressful/hilarious game
@Psynechotic8 ай бұрын
As a line cook i love it when yall go CRAZY trying to serve customers. The yelling and immature jokes are the bread and butter of kitchen work LMAO
@ivuriexo8 ай бұрын
i missed plate up sooo much ty for playing it more smii7y