Psycho Ninja - DayZ Comedy

[@SmokeDayZ]

This was our first day on the new modded map known as Esseker (work in progress)

[@AndyAtar]

This story is so cool. I liked it a lot. Could you make just one Tarkov stream, please? All the old Tarkov streams are gone after 2 months.

[@rootbowy825]

I’m very much excited to see this map expand and open up.

[@randomizeduzername]

@@AndyAtar tarkov ain't it bro

[@KirbaZ]

@@AndyAtar nahhhhhhhhhhhh

[@jayden3759]

This was so funny

[@kzop2847]

If this isn't gold Dayz content then I don't know what is. Absolutely brilliant

[@willbarlas6216]

So used to clan warfare and that stuff. but this, this is gold

[@omaralhussari6607]

Absolutely, this guys is just 😍😍😍

[@hxd9321]

Don’t question him he is the best Dayzer in the whole wide world universe

[@allisonronis]

i had a moment irl i thought my neighbors would actually call the cops cause i was yelling so loud in my apt...HAAAALLLPPPPPPP

[@covercs5928]

oh its you lol

[@civi554]

There is no fucking way thats you LMAO

[@pathfinder5217]

Allison. Thankyou so much for the laughs 😁

[@IamBATMAN2024]

😂😂😂

[@kneeelbowtoes]

your response was perfect!

[@TheJoeStorey]

I haven't laughed this hard during a stream in a long time. Thanks for the laughs Smoke!

[@TheMissing8]

Episode starts: Smoke " You're going to pay for that." Me: gets excited " Oh, alright it's going to be one of those types of episodes."

[@rapturestudios3179]

This was such a great moment. Reminded me of the interaction of Anton Chigurh the hitman and the gas station attendant in No Country for Old Men. Just that subtle, understated power dynamic. Absoultely fab

[@mattchew69er]

Same here (grabs popcorn)

[@kjartansigursson3202]

Lady: *Screams for help at the top of her lungs. Smoke: "She was so into it".

[@ratbuddy1]

I heard it more like 'she was so into the game, she started screaming like it was real'

[@RB-ob2nz]

“This guy is a sociopath!” .....So let’s make a fire in the building right next to where he attacked us 😂 “He’s a f-ing ninja”

[@walridar]

Dude i hope your KZbin channel blows up as much as your twitch channel you deserve this amazing community and the support u have. Im proud to be a fan of yours.

[@biblesaurus6862]

Please anyone who hasn’t checked out Smoke on Twitch you’re missing out. The last few streams have been ones for the history books!

[@AdonMobin]

tbh, almost every stream is one for the history books !

[@weslo819]

The best part of your streams and videos is when you make that noise right before murdering someone with a shovel.

[@Alex.0470]

peter griffin sound lol

[@RVMdiscgolf]

Hey Smoke. I found your channel a few weeks ago when I was in the hospital and your content had me laughing so hard. Got me through it. Now I'm back in the hospital and back on your channel laughing my ass off. Thanks, man. It helps a lot.

[@rossmccabe3667]

Hope your good bro

[@rossmccabe3667]

@melly sick individual u are

[@chasewatkins7761]

you out the hospital?

[@chezzington918]

2 year anniversary for this golden vidèo

[@donovanhaas7315]

Played to fucking perfection. Smoke is the GOAT.

[@Travis015]

Thanks for the spoiler .

[@donovanhaas7315]

@@Travis015 Shit, sry bruh

[@Travis015]

@@donovanhaas7315 lol all good bro

[@GhostShip94]

Lol I'd have rolled up on sks guy and have gotten blasted immediately. Pure luck

[@Dellerbuff]

3:12 I've watched this 5 times already

[@tipchel5709]

@Йеркин Александр умора!!!😂😂😂😂👏😎👍

[@TrollDemN00bs]

@@tipchel5709 ooomooooraaaaa

[@tipchel5709]

@@TrollDemN00bs boo ga ga!😂😂👋

[@steveclarke1857]

"Hey, lady. IT'S ME" Hahahahahaha

[@gumpable]

"Maybe we could skin her up" IMMEDIATELY pulls out hatchet. Dudes a savage.

[@96th]

You can always count on a random scouser to turn up out of nowhere and save the day.

[@AdonMobin]

I watched this live, and was crying from laughter. Watched the VOD again with a friend, still as funny. And now im watching it for the 3rd time on youtube, and I'm still crying and my ribs are hurting. Smoke your content is absolutely incredible, keep it coming, we're loving it !

[@thehuntingparadox9498]

He said are you hearing this as he eats the food 😂

[@Scratchkillah]

Holy shit when I seen the length of the video I was hype. Haven’t laughed so much from a KZbin video in a long time

[@CameronL211]

HOLY SHIT 19:40 DUDE IS SCOUSER KAIFAWKES Smoke and Kai duo is legendary

[@93X777]

This is the only DayZ video on the youtubes where I occasionally think “I need me some ‘Psycho Ninja’.”

[@keithsudzy4364]

Allison....She was the the crime boss that kept it all together...lol

[@Matt_Barnes]

When the first guy denied you a bandage and your immediate response was "You're gonna pay for that," I knew this was going to be gold. Great content man, legit better than a tv show.

[@KasherTigerFace]

2 years later and I am just now suggested this video. GG That was hilarious!! Hope to see more current DayZ vids!

[@aussierule]

Jeez dude, literally only in DayZ. What an incredible game; despite it's flaws and bugs, it's the community and experiences that make this a 10/10 game for me. I love Tarkov, Squad, and Arma and the 70+ other games on my steam but man nothing beats DayZ in my book.

[@gonwall]

You have pretty bad taste in games

[@kanuni1979]

4:45 "Hey, u hear this?" _starts munching the plum_ 😂

[@mr.ninian1465]

This is the best dayZ interaction I've seen in a long time! Got the feels to play again, thanks for that :D

[@fullmindstorm]

This was content gold, i paused it half way to eat while watching and have a smoke and enjoy.

[@Alk3mix]

This was incredible to see live. My sides were splitting, bush wookie ninja devil.

[@thepaleone6960]

im proud i was there

[@hardboiled2987]

What a fucking adventure. I can’t believe this wasn’t scripted. Those guys were so incompetent it almost seemed like a comedy movie lmao. Awesome vid.

[@theghost5272]

yo i died when she was screamin help lmfao the legitimate scared cries for help omfg i woke everyone up in the house im laughin so hard

[@reggie7653]

HAHAHAHA that laugh at 3:23 gets me so bad. Smoke tries to keep a straight face so its hillarious when he cracks like that.

[@samuelbellamy5492]

This is definitely one of my favorite Smoke dayz episodes 😂

[@Dellerbuff]

4:04 "Don't say anything" "HELPHELPHELPHELPHELPHELP"

[@woweeoi11]

This had me cramping up from laughing so hard what an interaction man I loved this. Don’t have time to really check out the streams thanks for the upload brother

[@keekz5306]

that situation at the start with that woman tied up with the bag over her head had me fucking rolling... this is the content I LOVE to see

[@jessed5585]

My God.. more pure fucking dayz gold.. when you turned away at the end to say to the guy what you basically had planned in hindsight then look back and he's passed on already that gave me chills bro.. absolutely amazing content. "Well you truly were my savior" ..wow.

[@swarbrickjesse]

This is the best DayZ content ive ever watched im dyinggggggg

[@DFlo780]

dude these comedy videos are absolutely gold. amazing hahahaha

[@ccloudleaf]

can we just talk about how fuckking massive that mega tree-bush was. perfect cover for your ninja Antics. Goated video.

[@chromegnats]

Watching this live had me legit crying laughing. So glad it’s on here now.

[@klenzgaming]

this could be the greatest DayZ video in history.

[@barfy362]

this might be the funniest DayZ video I've ever seen

[@JK-vl3jw]

The whole situaton is just hilarious!

[@MotoBroo]

FUNNY AF!

[@stevenwilliams9161]

If only you could wheelie in Dayz

[@Pybo04]

Mb gang

[@DollHair]

damn bro i watched u back when i was like 14 pitbiking lmao

[@sylvainsoler3408]

i follow Smoke since 2018. Each stream i told to myself "i will never see someting so epic". And the next stream is more epic :D

[@civi554]

These Smoke videos are the best thing in youtube for me right now, just amazing. When i see the notification i come running.

[@Jideaohn]

This has to be one of my all time favorite DayZ clips

[@CrossGraves]

I watched this Live and my sides were splittin', especially when you ran in "hey lady its me heh heh heh", distinctly remember saying in chat "if this isnt a video idk what is!" Good show!

[@criteecgaming]

The moments DayZ provides is unmatched. Absolutely hilarious!

[@m0rk18]

This video right here! This is the Classic vibes of DayZ. Not getting sick gear and one tapping a guy from 600 meters. This is the A1 content you come for when you play DayZ. Amazing video, and your streams are just as good as your videos! LOVE THIS STUFF BRO!

[@joshuahall5328]

Haha the 'take a nap' comment in the soft soothing voice had me rollin'.

[@calimaa09]

Dude! I must have seen this 15 times now and sent it to all my friends hahaha! So damn good man. Thank you Mr Smoke

[@kannnnix]

I watched this in the VOD just today, absolutely worth to put in a KZbin Video, I was laughing and grinning the whole time when that happened

[@apachedisco]

Smoke is more entertained by this than anyone ever.

[@rapturestudios3179]

What a perfect ending hahaha, honestly a modern day Shakespearean tragedy. Incredible!

This laughs made my neighbor peek into the window and ask me WTF I was watching 😂😂 He is 68...he doesn't understand... 🤣 Amazing streams Smoke!! 🙌

[@choosetolivefree]

You're officially the best DayZ player I've ever watched

[@snoopy7193]

I remember watching this on stream. Man I was dying. Keep it up you’re finally getting the recognition you deserve. Good Shit Smoke 😂😂😂

[@jonathanlee5314]

"He didn't even say anything, he just walked up and starting beating the dog shit out of you." Attaboy Smoke. He's not usually crazy but when he is...

[@theamericancritic3002]

Smoke: Gets emotional and starts telling a story. Irish Lad: Ight, imma leave this plain of existence. 26:44

[@onnak]

When he finished talking and turned around and the guy was motionless on the ground... Haven't laughed that hard in a while

[@jv-fy1de]

*scouser

[@jay-d8g3v]

grade A quality

[@aangman007]

I've been watching the 30 minutes of Allison on repeat, now I can save it for whenever you the man

[@TrollDemN00bs]

WOW, very epic

[@godsglock1824]

the people trying to find you are like level 1 npcs lmao they give up looking 5 seconds after you disappear

[@adamsowers8957]

It's funny as shit that the thought doesn't cross their mind to go check the bushes.

[@BC-yd6dl]

OMG... I was watching your VODs on twitch and your chat was talking about "the Alison incident." Didn't know what they were talking about. But this was bloody epic. I couldn't stop laughing.

[@valthefirst5109]

“He’s saying they have Allison tied up” “She’s this way” *has the bag in his hand still*

[@BrockSamson810]

Bro this had me in tears 🤣 subscribing. For sure

[@ddevil4980]

I literally pissed myself laughing so hard! Good thing I was taking a shit at the time!

[@CatcherofPearls]

Dude I died when you ran out of the bushes with that shovel. 😆

[@Nevs-]

Bro this was insanely well done!! Brilliant maneuvering too 😂😂 you had all those guys in complete confusion

[@dhbamby]

"shut up, shut up *hits wall twice*"

[@dfazen89]

Lmfao ohhh jimbo we know youre hereee... "proceeds to get rolled*

[@Matt_Barnes]

23:11 "Nah, we can skin'er up though, go halfsies, what d'ya say?" **Welshman pull out axe silently** 😆

[@JoeyRhubarb]

Welsh?

[@JanVinegarOfCastlemilk]

Scouse*

[@SS-eu9dq]

"hes in there, he cant get out" LOL meanwhile hes already out and hiding LOLOL

[@Zoddo]

The guy Smoke met with the SKS is definitely the guy who got trolled by DNSL in "The Longest Ruse" video.

[@Mr_Kanister]

True that! I heard the voice and thought instantly at this video xD

[@nobover]

Lol he's a hacker 😂

[@SoyDuckHot]

We all have those friends that are like “i hit him 4 times with my scorpion” when trying to impress a female

[@sesleri6457]

Thanks for promoting the DayOne servers really love them

[@Acolis]

the ending was hilarious talking about how you felt bad but shouldnt and should stop feeling bad and you look over and your friend already kicked the bucket. lmao

[@eliasroq]

Esse vídeo deveria ser patrimônio histórico do DayZ. hahaha I started watching your videos last week. you are an entertainment machine 😂

[@EricHines]

First words, "I'm bleding", you know it's going to be a good video.

[@deathhand1654]

Help help help(neighbours calling 911 home invasion) 🤣😂🤣

[@cmg2853]

I've been a fan of your videos for the last 2 years, thank you for keeping us entertained!

[@sytherslicer3524]

This is what dayz is all about..... Fucking love this video bro

[@dscapes1]

Watched this on the live stream. This clip will go down in Day Z history!

[@rosscannon5834]

Absolutely brilliant especially when the girl was squealing on you to her buddies lmfao

[@yungapexdrilla7120]

this is what u call the perfect day on dayz alot of interacting a funny content theyre rare cherish em

[@karlish8799]

Man, that ending was perfect. Great clip mate.

[@user-ki3ks4fd6i]

my favorite dayZ video on the internet

[@bmfkingtune7802]

This gotta be one of your funniest Vods smoke 😂😂😂

[@jnugget756]

😂😂😂😂 I swear running in and out of the house with them reminded me of scooby doo cartoons….😂😂😂😂

[@sadikalarieski7340]

6:47 😂 the thing on his hand while he say it.. I can't😂😂😂 those people's innocent af

[@usuallyadam]

Never cry for help! Always scream fire, people come running.

[@aaronsimpson8329]

"Hey lady it's me " this is fucking gold lmao

[@Iukaz]

THAT FIRST GIRL YOU HIT WITH A SHOVEL LMAO

[@damiangordon8893]

i have watched this 3 times and it still cracks me up lol great work and awesome content and i hope to see more crazy stuff like this

[@Nick-cz7tj]

The look over at the end to see him dead XD

[@saintsinister8463]

Thank You I needed this video in my life. Been a long time since I had fun laugh. Truly great content love watching you.

[@anthonylowney1395]

"Hey lady, it's me" ! - haha dying from laughter

[@tysonc78]

That got me to subscribe. Best Dayz content I've seen yet.