Pumpkin Thief - DayZ Comedy

[@rylansawyer9162]

“Nah, I wouldn’t shoot him man…” pulls out pumpkin “OH HE HAS ANOTHER ONE GET HIM”

[@madimarlin7367]

I died when he threatened the guy with his own empty gun, and he called him out for it

[@0Ciju0]

"Are they torturing a cow or something?" "No. That's a fucking dear". haha

[@chromegnats]

“It’s a long story, dude. We don’t have time to talk about it.” 😂

[@DEcafrcs]

This one killed me 😂

[@scooterking136]

so much of this feels like some fever dream. “there was a town, and every door way had two sets of doors, and there was a building with a deer on the roof and another with a dog on the roof. and the pumpkin men were there”

[@Ol_fisherman04]

all shot in Black and White like a twilight zone episode LoL

[@M3erxer]

Fuckin fantastic

[@mitch7918]

Doubled doors, animals on the roof of the 3 story barn, "im red blood because I spawned (glitched) into the wolf".... Dayz... Never change

[@DeathDeclined]

Yet no other developers out there have been able to create a better or comparable open world zombie apocalyptic survival game…

[@bradpiff6836]

This is old footage from like 5 months ago when Esseker just came out and was like brand new. Needless to say, there were some kinks that needed ironing out

[@NiNjaTurtLe697]

@@DeathDeclined Dying light is pretty fucking amazing

[@DeathDeclined]

@@NiNjaTurtLe697 yeah but look at steams player count between the two games…

[@NiNjaTurtLe697]

@@DeathDeclined 🤷‍♂️player count wasn't on the table 🤣

[@bdws7653]

That was hilarious, stealing the pumpkins made me laugh so hard. Thanks Smoke

[@donovanwd]

“You have no idea what they did to me”. You come up with the most hilarious shit instantly and effortlessly.

[@creaturearms]

Playing dayz with Smoke would probably cure my depression. I watch your videos for all the laughs and humor, good work dude

[@headbusta202]

Go play for yourself man, it's great

[@creaturearms]

@@headbusta202 I would but I get 5 minutes into a game and I get bored. I used to prioritize gaming over anything else and now I just can't get into it anymore. Sad days

[@headbusta202]

@@creaturearms just happened to me

[@LTG25]

Yeah games don't make me feel all creamy inside anymore now a days. Except for DayZ of course

[@CAMMYSINCLAIR]

@@creaturearms Hope you having better times now. A year later. Go camping much?

[@teejayy2741]

15:10 "howdy partner, welcome to the farm"

[@powrtorch4750]

Love that everything came full circle. That guy at the end became the Pumpkin Thief and you became the Farmers. So good 🤣👍👍

[@ossihurme7572]

"I got couple bullets here" "Oh frack I'm out of here!" :D

[@AngryChair74]

Smoke and Ceremor.....F'ing gold

[@Matt-ox5nf]

Smoke you cure my depression. I swear thanks man.

[@Razor61969]

When you pulled out the 2nd pumpkin 🤣🤣🤣

[@rollin9692]

7:28 Was such a plot twisted I woke up my whole damn house laughing so hard lmfao

[@Loww_9]

Idk why but you flipping them off then running had me dead😭, then he’s like “let him go he dropped the pumpkin”… then you pull out another😭😭😭😭😭

[@cptnbarbeausa1886]

I died when you brought that second pumkin out omg hahah

[@NoModOreo]

Double denim Dan has went from namalsk hitman to passive farmer

[@spacewurm]

"It's not me, it's the other me!" 😆😆😂😂

[@tothedomepce]

10:21 “I saw that you’re, uh, out of fucking zucchini’s, for you’re, uh, fuckin….zucchini……” ☠️

[@corriblehunt4554]

Smoke "dirty basers" Also Smoke 2mins later "This is our farm"

[@sadaya69]

LMFAO. "Hey drop the pumpkin"

[@Daygoth]

"Yeah we grew that food. This is our farm." Flawless.

[@eddiebernays514]

only smoke makes the best rp content. so damn natural.

[@roguetrooper9442]

4:51 the way he looks back takes his baseball cap off then proceeded to zig zag 😂😂😂

[@michaelbrophy1212]

Smoke and ceremor are an amazing duo,constant laughs

[@yousefodeh9988]

"Im just an innocent farmer" 🤣😂😂😂

[@thatdarnmage1515]

"Theres no ammo in that, that was MY gun.." That shit took me out lmao

[@kayceeingram4243]

11:08 - “Alright he’s hidden” shows his whole body poking out still 17:10 - “By farmer Dan!” This guy freakin love it 😂😂

[@l2ic3]

this is some real cursed dayz wtf

[@DontMindMe_]

@5:22 “you wanna fuck with me?” Literally lol’ed and will be using that line next time I run into ppl

[@jc6226]

the roof deer does not approve of any of this.

[@Flowerbroo]

"Alright let's goooo dude" Bro sounded so stoned LMAO

[@puremojito]

holy hell I haven't laughed over a dayz video in a coupe years man thank you so much for the acts you play when you play DayZ xD

[@alexanderaphonin7850]

Gosh I love your stories. So engaging and captivating. This was a great continuation to the ninja story:)

[@olredeye]

Smoke I love your DayZ videos man. Havent played in forever but these are always worth a watch. Also, any Tarkov in the future?

[@CaliyJ]

Smoke n ceremor... What a combo 👌

[@rocklockster3326]

That time someone tried to show you a pumpkin at their farm on the coast and parts of their head fell out smoketvFeels

[@headbusta202]

In the end, all they really wanted was the farm..

[@roxannepeypascissurs9929]

Your so quick with the animations to give the give the finger then quickly run away hahahah

[@no1fx83]

Nice man, @smoke, keep the VODs coming!!!

[@silencergaming3387]

Big fan of all the content you put out smoke. One of the best!!!!......Keep it up bro I know I'm not the only one that loves it😏🍊🥒🖥🖱

[@durkey01]

always a good day when smoke uploads

[@chrisdaley7184]

You make THE BEST dayz content! Always have me laughing. Keep it up

[@illmaddox91]

Was just thinking damn I wish smoke would upload and then you do!!

[@LQulikovski]

Tons of content on his twich.

[@naturocamz7920]

Is that DD the farmer???

[@johnskrelnik]

Thank you Smoke

[@ryanstorm3773]

LMFAO this is the content I fucking love. The silly antics really lighten up my mood

[@shannonreed9808]

You are so cheeky 😂, when you dive into bushes, i laugh my ass off 🤣😂

[@GalderIncarnate]

Lmao, Ceremor heard 1 word "baser" and went into extermination mode.

[@Bonkrefeen]

“Howdy partner, welcome to the farm!” “DIE YOU FUCKING BASER!!!” 😂🤣😂🤣

[@heielark]

Quality as always smokey thx ya

[@Joel-e3b]

You are the best Dayz youtuber. GOLDEN and simple

[@Jesser1121]

Smoke X Ceramor will always be comedy gold!

[@Octane_au]

Man this is just what I needed! 😅

[@scotty7756]

LOL Great Video Smoke!! Loved it miss these farming dudes always something at the farm LOL!!

[@BlueTorento]

What a duo, loved it

[@eLWarlock44]

That scalated quickly

[@crisf6400]

How to get Ceremor hooked....mention bases

[@shaolinpigkiller4695]

Im crying bro, this is gold you're so fucking awesome

[@operatus1]

I forgot about the double doors

[@kylep4223]

Always a good time when you got Smoke 👌

[@tsunayo5007]

2:48 “ueghhhhh” always gets me idk why!

[@rickybrown9482]

Hilarious! Farmer dan was out when he got bullets. Ceremor reminds me of Trevor on gta

[@Quack.DownUnder]

😂😂😂 that was a funny and cool video smoke i remember watching this on stream as will keep the awesome content coming smoke

[@ysosaltyyt477]

You and Danny lmao 😂🤣 🖤

[@Kelvostrass]

Before: This is my farm After: "OUR" farm

[@dylanbundy3101]

How he just changed his voice like that 🤣

[@nomadsoul5645]

I cried. So fucking funny I can't bro stop🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@naturocamz7920]

Ceremor and smoke :o) a great combo of trouble makers :o)

[@Jiraiya_9142]

Holy shit I never realized Ceremor was in this video too lol

[@HealthyHeadz]

2 DayZ Goats At it 👍this is gonna be fun🤣

[@ozgott1415]

I just witnessed a whole murder.

[@tf_lecter]

i love how it ends the way it started. with food being stolen. but now, the roles are reversed and Smoke has become the filty baser

[@melissajkxoxo]

lol. I was also a pumpkin thief once but no one around to defend it.

[@JIVETURKEY600]

That thumbnail

[@Equipt00]

What a great duo!

[@JaiDTB]

luv da streams and videos, u r my fav KZbinr and streamer, I was thinking of a event for Livonia like a special animal deep in da south or a bunker wit good loot but massive amounts of zombie and its like a maze

[@jd9971]

sounds good

[@REDMISTINTHEAIR]

MAN THIS WAS GOLD

[@minecrafterIVI]

Welyn would be proud

[@TheJinjo.]

a cinematic masterpiece!

[@charles7878]

love this content in dayz

[@MegaSienna]

A farm’s life cycle.

[@lebmc2148]

That was some gangsta shiiiii

[@phillychee21]

This shit had me crying

[@declan2003ppsh]

Another dayz masterpiece

[@butterphli3z]

another classic

[@jaredmitchell1302]

Gotta love Ceremor.

[@TheVespap200e]

Dayz Shenanigans are the best! :)

[@akelaw3155]

Gotta love ceremor

[@Vincent99113]

Who is this guy that you team up with?just asking cus I love him😃

[@LQulikovski]

What is the exact vod this gold? :D

[@williamramirez3485]

Smoke we love ya bra put out more vids please I need so much more of you thanks homes!!!!!!

[@RideRM1313]

bro was that ceremor?

[@zynnecampbell8472]

But wait that's a zucchini...mmm fishy business

[@secondgenlife7785]

of course its fucking ceremor lmao

[@DamonRagnar]

this was brilliant!!!

[@david.draper]

That was the guy from the Cheese man video

[@BG.........]

When you pulled out the other one and they said "oh he's got another one! Get'um!" Made me giggle

[@Sippboi100]

Smoke is the goat!!!!!!!!!