Smokie - Who The "F..." Is Alice?

[@lindy45]

I ‘m listening in 2024.!! Love it!❤

[@afzaalkhan.m]

More 😊

[@JBCheong]

me too

[@RUBYChissall]

Same😂

[@HazelPenn-js5dh]

Hazel xxx

[@Yesbutnoimnot]

Ditto

[@davidreed3357]

Smokie still rockin in 2024

[@YouTubeareCunts]

it's an 11 year old video lol

[@Anna_eLeniwiec_Lemur]

Yes!

[@olivierbohmer3728]

@@KZbinareCuntsrecorded in the 80s.

[@mickychooooooooooon9996]

when my dad passed away we played this at his funeral in the chapel and you should have seen everyone’s face and if my dad was alive he would have pissed himself with laughter BOY a oh Boy he had a wicked sense of humour RIP MY DAD

[@MrCadillac1972]

went to a lady's funeral yesterday, and this was played, her middle name was Alice

[@SleepyGhoul834]

Celebrating death is the best thing for both living and passed away soul

[@johnbrewer9833]

@@SleepyGhoul834 I think you are so right . Disposal or private only could be the best way of dealing with a difficult day for the berieved.

[@bobmmann3917]

Brilliant!

[@AtheistOrphan]

I want AC/DC’s ‘Highway to Hell’ played at mine.

[@johnmorley9944]

Worked with Smokie in the 70's in Jenks bar in Blackpool, they were great fun so no surprise they went along with this.

[@YourGranxxx]

Love Blackpool n that’s such a lovely story

[@jimcyr9602]

So great that the guys from Smokie embraced and even encouraged the profane sing-a-long version of this. They're obviously smart enough to know it gave this song new life!

[@TehSWEED]

it's been added to the video, you can hear it's the same loop every time

[@vasudama]

@@TehSWEED On this one, yes but I have heard more recent live versions and the audience responds.

[@kathyanderson6946]

I wish it had written lyrics with it some people cant here🙄

[@suave-rider]

Same as Aussie band The Angels and their song "Am I Ever Gonna See Your Face Again" where everyone yells "no way get fucked fuck off" kzbin.info/www/bejne/bJuvoKumbaqgpa8

[@TrishMurphy-o9k]

@@jimcyr9602 I find it hilarious coz Ive really just only discovered it on you-tube and crack up laughing when it comes on, my daughter thought it was the original n thats what is played on radio. Living in NZ n a 60’s girl with just a radio … took awhile. Had only heard of Chris Norman singing with Suzie on Stumbling in.

[@anthonymoore3498]

When ever I see this "Smokies song" it is the best of the best. And I play a d play it again. I'm happy that so many enjoy this "fun song".

[@bptml7]

More than 24 years later and we still don’t know who the f Alice is 😅

[@JamesWilliamson-w8y]

Listen to the Arlo Guthrie version. There is a clue there.

[@theresareti2010]

I'm listening April 2024

[@keryljensen978]

Me too!

[@Bettina838-59]

Yes, i'm too❤...Yesterday evening live in Bochum 😊...Great times...Hope, sometime i do it again..🎉❤

[@MatejPotocnik]

Listening in June 2024

[@Bettina838-59]

@@MatejPotocnik enjoy it.... :-)

[@KrzysztofTomecki]

July 2024🎼😁🤗

[@ritadoe1286]

Who listens to it, I do-still the best version ever. 🇬🇧

[@GregoryMcDermott-p3b]

Faark I'm still listening to this 20+ years after the lyrics were changed..... loving it always.

[@danradu2471]

I love this song nomatter how old it is ...good music lives forever ❤❤❤❤❤

[@noreenhallett7366]

Still listening. 81 years and still rocking

[@padhmalpeiris8416]

I am 74 and just joined your club. I love this song. I love it more now.

[@breigesheppard8339]

Bring back 70 x 80 music glad I was around enjoying them days 😂 they were brilliant class times now 67😮❤️🥰👍👍⭐️⭐️👏👏

[@jimshelley8831]

Those days not them . Some of the music in this period was poor, only liked Punk .

[@sandraharding2624]

@jimshelley8831 Each to our own. I was into the 60's and 70's. I loved all the glam-rock. I didn't understand punk then and I still don't

[@joannagodfrey5111]

Brilliant, so nice to see a long standing group not taking themselves seriously and enjoying an ongoing joke with audiences

[@enejimemmanuel5845]

I'm 63 years and I am still listening to it 🎉❤

[@ELENABI]

❤

[@blackwidow1458]

KEEP ROCKING BUD

[@judemcmaster574]

I am 78 and still listening, it is great 😳🎶🎶🎶

[@plesnererik]

One of the greatest pop/rock songs ever written. I had the luck of seeing them several times live. A fantastic memory ❤❤

[@serenaleaghgrace5023]

i agree with you

[@ruthok1]

lucky you!

[@sabiantheomnivore5592]

The Parthenon will be forever poorer...

[@TonyOgilvie-h4u]

Me I'm still listening 62 proud. Dad of 5 Enjoy life be happy. Love. T

[@MorgoUK]

I heard this for the very first time last week (June ‘22) in a bar on a cruise ship. The band singing almost stopped as I was laughing so hard, the lead singer was being put off. Fair play to her, she name checked me afterwards. The people at the other tables couldn’t believe I’d never heard the chant before. A week later and I’m still giggling. Going to dig out the old Smokie vinyl now!

[@anonrandomsshit]

carnival ship by any chance?

[@crisasuncion6919]

First heard it too late Nov 2022 from Music Manila Band, Carnival Splendor ❤

[@jimr2958]

1st heard it sung at piano bar on Carnival ship Horizen by best piano bar singer ever. Then last weel on an party bus excursion (open air) in St Lucia they played it and all on bus were singing it this way! Ablast!

[@MorgoUK]

@@anonrandomsshit TUI - Marella Explorer

[@chrisforgan731]

then have a listen to livin next door to alan by kevin bloody wilson. its about alan bond the bond family even asked him to perform it live at alans birthday party once.

[@maryc2481]

I'm 64 years of age, and I'm still listening 😂

[@JoAnnGoring]

I am 63 and still listen the music.

[@shirleyrook7111]

me too

[@ingerbjerkem3161]

I am still listen in 2024

[@KrzysztofTomecki]

57 y. o. here 🎶🙌😁

[@groomschild1617]

so Alice moved into your neighborhood when you were 40

[@DelLindenberg]

I'm 80 and still listening. Great song.

[@nickieblease981]

Me .. one of the best memories of my dad, he loved this song and would play it daily he passed away when I was 9. I now play it once a day 💘

[@ferrysiahaan1601]

Who is still listen this song in 2023 🎉😊🎉❤❤

[@stevendurrette9370]

Heard it at a bar in Puerto Vallarta it was phenomenal

[@cherrykovacevic7584]

Me🍒🙈 ❤ from Australia🐨🦘

[@grantross9011]

Listening now, pure class

[@sandraharding2624]

I am, I loved Smokie back in the 70's, but when they brought out this version with Roy Chubby Brown. I loved it even more, I even bought the T-shirt and wore it to work. I would sing this on the top of my voice. Bloody still listening to it😂😂😂😂😂❤❤❤❤❤❤

[@inyangeffiong2036]

Me.

[@bjornhurst-do4ce]

Thanks Chris Norman, 4 classic songs U produced, ova the y RF,❤❤🇦🇺

[@rickyandersson5203]

I think everyone with good taste listening on music like this, i just love it and always have and going to...

[@renwatkins4481]

A great start to 2024

[@geraldinehilliard4040]

Im still listening and will still always be listening

[@G1ZQCArtwork]

Alan Barton (Black Lace). One of the best friends I ever had. RIP. I have some great memories working with him......

[@DavidFernie]

I remember singing those exact words on the dance floor whenever this song was played. Good, fun times.

[@ianstewart5561]

The zaniest most genuine down to earth person I have ever had the pleasure to meet, gone to soon, Alan Barton r.i.p. Alan sadly missed, heaven as gained a talent that earth as bequeathed x

[@johnbowers3163]

Great memories of this song from Nickel beer night @ Church Street Station (Phineas Fogg's) in Orlando, FL

[@philippaine]

The band know what's coming from the audience when they sing this song!!!!

[@Lucky_Thomson]

I agree, and this band in particular "went the extra mile" for the audience when they replaced "earn a second glance" by "get inside her pants"!

[@ladybarbara6057]

This has become the Anthem for each Sunday at the Portpatrick in Dumfries & Galloway concerts which run for 12 weeks during each summer. Great afternoon entertainment each week.

[@TrishMurphy-o9k]

Yes listening in 2024, love it.

[@barbaraneuner3286]

64...years ..old...love from Vienna Austria .

[@KrzysztofTomecki]

Grüße aus Polen😊 Seien Sie gesund👍❤️😇

[@barbaraneuner3286]

@KrzysztofTomecki wie lieb,danke..die Polen haben einen wunderschönen Akzent,wenn sie deutsch sprechen!

[@catherineoloughlin7451]

still here, and sharing./..

[@johanvandermescht5386]

I had the privilege of seeing the band live way back here in South- Africa. What a ball of a time we had with a great band.

[@brendadrumm9451]

Have u heard the version about living next door to Ali lol I live next door to Ali best neighbour I could wish for xx

[@brendadrumm9451]

Now here in England it's living next door to Ali lol couldn't wish for better neighbours friends etc xx

[@SvenKűhnel-v9m]

Mein Vater hat smoki geliebt und ich finde es auch geil 4.06 2022 Papa ich vermisse dich sehr

[@prody666]

Who is here in 2024?

[@User-L-1902]

My daughter Alice's birthday is on August 8. Please wish her a very lucky life! ❤❤❤

[@crasm407]

62 still here

[@carolsinclair8326]

A dear friend passed 29.07.2024 we used a try and sing to lots of great songs but bless her she always managed to sing Who the F is Alice 😂❤

[@PatHelps]

My birthday 24 August. Turn 71 and still moving and singing along with SMOKIE. Also know lyrics 🎶🤗 Patricia helps South Africa . World have a good day.

[@ELENABI]

@@User-L-1902 😘😘😘❤

[@loriblue1000]

Sleep tight Alan, the talent you had the fun and joy you brought will never be forgotten. RIP TROUPER xx

[@wolfman515]

He left us way too soon.

[@mattosborne5098]

When I lived in the Philippines, the Australian expats would go crazy singing along to this. I did t realize the lead sang Stumblin' In with Suzie Quattro. Awesome 😎

[@sandraharding2624]

It was a fantastic duet with Suzy Quatro. Their voices blended well together. Both incredible artists in their own rights. Stumbling In was made for them

[@Itsyourgal_alicia011]

my grandparents always put this on , on the way to skeg or just at home. they still do its amazing

[@lesley8568]

I can remember alan in black lace the agadoo man rip alan bless you

[@SiramalooNaidoo]

Hi I am 70 and I love this song

[@Schlaubischlumpf66]

I heard this Song in an Irish pub in Dublin, absolutly everybody sang along, it was fantastic! They were shouting the part "Alice, who the f*ck is Alice". It was soo great and its such a fantastic memory!

[@Leitros-kj4qb]

Was that Who the feck?

[@suave-rider]

Same as Aussie band The Angels and their song "Am I Ever Gonna See Your Face Again" where everyone yells "no way get fucked fuck off" kzbin.info/www/bejne/bJuvoKumbaqgpa8

[@jaffacake1074]

I love how the crowd just do the rude bit themselves, he might not have even been singing that version, brilliant 😅

[@dutchafrikaner1204]

Alice who the f*CK is Alice originates from the Netherlands. That's why Peter Koelewijn under the name Gompie made his version with who the f.

[@georgebisacre9413]

Years ago when I was a wagon driver I spent a night out at Clay Cross and the drivers rocked the social club singing this version of this song The more often they sang it the better it sounded!

[@kaylenepetersen758]

Ahhhhhh, good times. This takes me back to being a kid and not being allowed to swear and mumbling the words under my breath 😆 Thanks for the memory, P xxx

[@whitethunder123]

🤣🤣So so true, me too ✋!!🤣💥

[@maggiesims4572]

This takes me back to my curling bonspiel days! This song was played every Saturday night dance party without fail! Still love this song!!!

[@zdenkaskunca5197]

The best version of the song ever!

[@arnoldhemsley9317]

Chubby Brown a close second. Good old Chubbs.

[@steveunderdahl8929]

I was at a bar this last weekend, and the band played this song! And the crowd responded appropriately with great enthusiasm. So awesome! Can't say I ever heard this song in a bar before. I also love the lyrics change on the 2nd chorus, they snuck that one in LOL.

[@stephanielittlewood1815]

Many misspent nights i have spent dancing to this with my mates and shouting out the chorus too :) Happy days

[@angelwilkes-fk8mk]

I still listen to this song in 2024

[@АлександрРубцов-ъ2ь]

Таки и это нормально.,...

[@Maggy47]

My late brother in law used to sing his heart out o this happy-go-lucky memories ❤

[@francoseitan]

good old music...this days just shit :( i,m so sad i,m geting old each day. this songs kips me going,,

[@deni0.0.7]

I found out I have Covid and this morning my symptoms are really bad. But I found this " Classic" on my playlist. After listening to it, my symptoms are still with me, but I smiled alot more than before I found it!!! I love Smokie!!!!

[@Pasiphai]

I wish you better ......

[@StarfishLovesYou95]

Literally no one cares

[@dreamest3367]

smokie makes me love to smoke cigs love ya brother!

[@bluebagger1262]

I hope you haven't been sponsored by Pfizer.

[@hudson7354]

@@StarfishLovesYou95 about you

[@andrewvasey7909]

You can tell he LOVES it. Awesome!

[@yuri2go]

Who the “f…” Alice in 2024?

[@kimtwiehaus8849]

Love it love it…..shared with 2 friends who had not heard the song……they love it🎉

[@wolfman515]

This is by far the best version of this song.

[@steveball9191]

Just saw the latest version of the band in Adelaide this week…wow…so good…with Alan Stilson as a surprise guest on stage for this song….what a great night.

[@dennycox205]

I'm 75 years old. Love this shit. Brings back memories of raising hell.

[@richardbaker8543]

😂😮

[@stinastewart7968]

😊

[@TheSingularPatriot]

Don't act like you don't know who the f*#! Alice is...

[@InPloenZuhause]

@dennycox205 me too.

[@kevincozens6837]

Great song. I had forgotten about it. Interesting audience participation. :)

[@billcurrie4896]

75 and still luvin it .

[@YvonneMarsters]

This somg is so timeless everyone loves it do memorable Thanx Alice

[@simonizeocheje5035]

This song always break my heart each time I hear it play, but I can't help but listen to it still.

[@elainebremner837]

I'm coming up for 70 and still love this song ❤

[@marycull3607]

My Mom's Neighbour was called Alice. She was always argumentive.. Mom loved singing this song.Lol the memories are brilliantly funny with the craic.

[@nigelarbury9989]

When I was skiing in Alpbachin Austria in 2019 a tribute band were playing this, it was amazing, there were 80 year olds singing 'Alice, Alice, eho the f... Is Alice, it was incredible

[@jameshuang8824]

Just love to sing this song at pubs in England ... everyone love it especially the part "Who's the F**K is ALICE?" LOL

[@patoleary3910]

Used to go to the half time rec in St Paul, MN to see my buddy. Best song ever!!!!

[@randalhallmark392]

So long teenage days ,so long Fresno CA, so long my beautiful Stacy Cody and hello US Navy

[@ojsofus]

Just SANG(!!!!!!) this song in Norway

[@NeilShearer-ok2gi]

I am 52 and still listens to this song

[@rosacostea5760]

Never tired to listen this song ❤by Alan 😊❤❤❤

[@alicet23at]

I cant go a day at work with out someone singing this song to me

[@alicedownes7056]

My dad and grandad sing this to me all the time too (the say who the hell is Alice tho)

[@therealgabrielcash]

Where do you fuckin work?

[@alicet23at]

@@therealgabrielcash 4 years ago i was at event company but thanks to covid im working at print and packaging company now and i still get it.

[@therealgabrielcash]

@@alicet23at thats awesome that people still know the song! And good on you for having a sense of humour about it!

[@deni0.0.7]

@Alice you're so lucky! 🤣

[@JamesLeeming-l5j]

2025 ? Here much ? ❤️

[@billyboland2391]

Totally brilliant, should have made number 1

[@marypower1261]

Not in Ireland at that time 🤣🤣🤣

[@MollyBrinnon-qr3ud]

73 here and love this fun song along with for a few dollars more.smoky was under rated like so many other bands

[@margiist]

I was at a Smokie tribute show last night. Needless to say, there were lots of 65+ year old goats belting out "Alice! Who the *&^% is Alice!!" This never gets old...unlike me and the rest of the old farts.....

[@janeelfgren]

LOVE this fun verson of this great song❤😂❤😂❤

[@debbievanzyl756]

Also saw them im a town called Welkom in the Free State, so many yrs ago, brilliant band and one of my many favorites ❤

[@replevideo6096]

I made this my karaoke signature song. Everyone knew I was going to sing it sooner or later. They all loved it because they wanted to sing who the fuck is Alice. It didn't matter if I was in tune or way out of tune after too many pints. My final touch was to sing the last line as if I was breaking into tears. I miss those days when karaoke pubs were everywhere but now they are rarer than hens teeth. I even did it in Benidorm and got a standing ovation.

[@samsgambellone946]

E

[@stuartgarfatth1448]

Beyond briliantly funny!.

[@MargaretDavies-w7h]

AB sounds fantastic and so much talent and passion but always a legend as lead singer for Smokie ❤😂 😂❤❤❤❤❤❤ 3:33

[@mehmetalisakarya9655]

2024 and still listening OldGold 🤩☺️

[@karenandrews3824]

Just heard this song and I love it!!

[@rosemaryedwards1888]

Yep older music is the best! That's why they use so much of it in commercials today!

[@drfreud65]

Actually, it's a marketing trick. They use older music to target an older customer. Older music is definitely the best though! Even my 30- something children agree.

[@kyrrekarlsen]

good music nevere die, they just regroup and get back again.

[@draganajovanovic6056]

Iako nema Krisa Smokiji su i dalje Smokiji Drago mi je sto su ipak ostali kao grupa S Krisom su bili legende a i ovako su super Obozavam ih ~♥~~♥~~♥~~♥~~♥~~♥~~♥~

[@mariolagrobla9457]

Zawsze cudowna muzyka ponadczasowa:):)

[@chevinbarghest8453]

Underclass favourite. I lived in Bradford for 10 years

[@MOJAMELODYKA]

Revelation! One thing is certain, this hit will never get old!! Regards.

[@oriolesandravens]

I was a Freshman in HS when this was on the chart. I never heard of the "who..." part until a friend talked me into playing it at a fundraiser I was DJing in the early 2000s.

[@iceberg9543]

Heard this for the 1st time in a bar in ARUBA. Absolutely LOVE IT

[@Lefty7788tinkatolli]

I'm only 24 so this song is a bit before my time. But I went on a cruise last spring. The average age of the cruise was about 75. As such, the music was all 70s music. Not a day went past where I didn't hear this song (and Tom Jones "Delilah"). Then in the karaoke someone chose this song. I was so shocked when the entire live lounge erupted into "ALICE! WHO THE FUCK IS ALICE!" and then I laughed my arse off and joined in for the remainder of the song! When I got back home, I searched the song and found only the Gompie version. For months I assumed that was the original. I didn't realise until a lot later that the Who the Fuck is Alice part was a later addition!

[@bluebagger1262]

Do yourself a favour and listen to the song 'Living next door to Alan'. It is a piss-take of this song by Kevin Bloody Wilson, the boy from Kalgoorlie. Kevin wrote the lyrics about Alan Bond, who was the richest man in Western Australia in the 1980's.

[@PolgarGM]

Exactly my wife's reaction, when she first heard it played live in a huge theatre.

[@flipper2392]

I believe it was first done by Chubby Brown.

[@chrisforgan731]

@@bluebagger1262 and the man himself loves it. he got asked to perform it live at a party the bond family held one year.

[@chrisforgan731]

also have a listen for a song by the angels- am i gonna se your face again. which of course gets added to with no way get fucked fuck off at the top of your voice. doc neason was a brisbane boy he actually recorded on night at a concert.

[@ТатьянаАкбашева-э4ы]

Элис просто прелесть ❤!!!...

[@peteiswriteingnow]

He was a good substitute but Chris Norman is Smokie dont the crowd know Alice was hes next door neighbor.

[@kingfisher9072]

I took my seventy-something yo parents out for the evening to a bar with a live band - I asked the band to play this as a request 🤣for my mum and dad - and the band and audience didn't disappoint - the landlord frowned though ! How we laughed that night !

[@FATBAZ01]

The years can,t diminish the joy of this song... Varied by the comedic element but a truly great song.. Not sure if I heard right at 2.03. But if I did, then in all went dirty... Heh heh heh... It was the 70's so BIG pants... Get in there...

[@halinagubisz3214]

Najbardziej lubiana moja piosenka, spanialy zespół smokie 💖🇵🇱

[@jacekwacek4734]

Of course

[@kaysavelkoel6926]

What a lovely song, Smokie "Alice is' beautiful..

[@callumsherratt5436]

British music at its prime 🇬🇧