Sharing Our Nastiest Google Searches

[@shelbydont]

Damien: I’m a fashion boy now Jackie: *unleashes her inner pterodactyl in fear*

[@EdilbertFernando]

He is in that pic...King material ❤ Also I spit water at the pterodactyl laugh

[@DamienHaasTV]

I successfully made her cringe so hard she broke. 😈

[@chloenavarro3640]

@@DamienHaasTV we see you with cloak, we know

[@linagreenlyfe6705]

If Damien's a fashion boy, why tf is he wearing Himmler's glasses?

[@marts3104]

jackie's unhinged energy, amanda's willingness to commit to the bit.....the best duo tbh

[@taylorwhite6022]

Have to agree

[@MeredithHagan]

Absolutely

[@miminoran8948]

I don't think this is a bit lol

[@TechnologicallyTechnical]

@@miminoran8948 Writers are credited in the description.

[@baldheaded3987]

@@TechnologicallyTechnical ur no fun

[@SLAYJENSEN]

I love when you can hear Angela in the background, I love her laugh almost as much as I love Shane’s lmao

[@cassidyb.3531]

I adore it sm 😭😭

[@jebbylyn]

Also when Tommy REALLY laughs ❤❤ it's sooo good

[@diablomoko]

Wait it's been over two years since Angela started already dang

[@lucyisntokay3928]

april fools episode: show their actual google searches and watch them slowly realize what is happening

[@snc_luv]

They should've done that this year omg I would've died

[@artemis88899]

​@@snc_luv I mean the one this year was wayy crazier 😂

[@snc_luv]

@@artemis88899 it was, maybe next April fools they can do this

[@artemis88899]

@@snc_luv they totally should, I love the idea!

[@tabithafox7324]

As a southern person the sentence “my mama calls em high waters” is the most southern I have ever heard Damien and I loved it

[@jamiegdubois]

Damien saying “I’m a fashion boy now” paired with that picture is perfect

[@baston3205]

I really been loving Noah. He’s been bringing that real straight up unnecessarily dirty sense of humor I find hilarious and that no one else seems to bring this blatantly. Love him

[@ibperson]

Watch his streams dude. Way worse

[@RhadRaizza]

Butt and knees 😂

[@brandifleming8590]

The "one handed search" comment lmao

[@tyffaneelavely8087]

Whoever makes these web searches up deserves a raise fr. They are not only hilarious, but matches each of their personalities so perfectly. This was so damn funny. 😂

[@JonathanGuzman1999]

Ikr

[@maobear]

wait ur telling me they didnt ACTUALLY google this... hmm fake news nope I do not believe /j

[@nolansykinsley3734]

I think they write them for each other. In one vid I remember Shayne saying that "These are true statements and we stand by them" and Noah stopped him saying "oh, no, I wrote some of those, you sure you really want to say that?"

[@ibperson]

There's a writer credit in the description

[@lawrencefosterjenkins8216]

The beautiful pterodactyl screech that came from Jackie when Damien called himself a fashion boy 💀

[@DamienHaasTV]

I use the power of cringe for good. 😈

[@lawrencefosterjenkins8216]

@@DamienHaasTV as a fellow REAL valentine's day baby i think we're hardwired for cringe

[@Darkwell]

5:29 for those searching

[@wurmonastring3485]

@@DamienHaasTV as you should! Being cringe is simply better

[@purplesharpie7749]

Damien in this video: I've never voiced in an anime before Damien 9 months later: lead voice actor in a super popular anime

[@sagegreeeeeeen]

WAIT HUH-

[@purplesharpie7749]

@@sagegreeeeeeen he's in the English version of My Happy Marriage! I think it's on Netflix

[@sagegreeeeeeen]

@@purplesharpie7749 oh cool!

[@wingedambition]

and now dungeon meshi too!

[@Nauta222]

he was for sure lying because of the NDAs

[@jamiemiller1040]

Again Jackie’s unhinged energy is the BEST

[@jamiegdubois]

I feel like she’s really been embracing the unhinged chaos recently and I’m absolutely here for it! I loved her in the most recent Stan vs. internet with Spencer. She was hilarious!

[@lenonel3286]

She's been unhinger ever since her egg song about wanting to be fertilized lmao

[@tubeaddict06]

We need a compilation of this era

[@jamiegdubois]

@@tubeaddict06 omg, yes! I would love that!

[@jennifervaughn2466]

I miss her 😢

[@HungarianMafioso]

14:34 When Damien describes how unsexy nibbling is, the way Jackie rolls her eyes back and says, "uh, love that," and Damien immediately replies, "awful." 😂

[@tylersena6925]

Jackie improvises a whole fan-fiction and Damien creates the Ally Build-a-Bear out on the limb and it’s crazy how talented they are and how fast their minds work 😂

[@JuMixBoox]

I love how Damien was genuinely horrified at monetising being an ally. That's an ally!

[@Haunterr111]

in his defense, if i could, i would monetize being an ally (im queer)

[@GamesbiteRtDL]

Damien is really exploring the full electromagnetic spectrum of light, a high-energy wavelength purple for now I see

[@aleandra3945]

smosh is at its best when they’re just having fun

[@angelicalicari8355]

Watching Noah and Damien react to Amanda and Jackie is SO good. The energy between the four of them is 🤌

[@talic-os5899]

Jackie just improvised a fanfic on the spot, and it sounded great

[@crispyliza7050]

Love that it seems we're leaving kid-friendly smosh behind

[@CastleBomb44]

Yes!!

[@dollbowz]

maybe it's because i'm fairly new to "new" smosh but i feel like that died long ago (thankfully!)

[@threadtapwhisperer5136]

Im totally here for it!

[@someq.]

no more giggles for 8 year olds!!

[@robbinslol]

​@@dollbowzi feel like that was way back during Defy era

[@akisutahatter3245]

damien saying "i've never voiced in an anime before" and now hes been the lead in two ;-; i love this for him so much!!

[@greenwren2920]

Jackie's faces when Damien is talking are perfect I love her this was so funny

[@oriousblack]

12:02 is a journey.

[@Avalon4032]

"I'm lonely Amanda and I like a chode!!" (8:42) Jackie didn't have to kill me like that 😂🤣

[@JessicaDraves]

This has to be my favorite episode of this so far. I didn't stop laughing the whole time. We need a part two with Courtney, Shayne, Keith and Olivia!

[@jimyvenecadion5003]

same!

[@rantingegalitarian4043]

“Proportional hole” is not something I ever thought I’d hear Damien say lmao

[@gh0st04sty]

I’m sorry but “Plumpy dumper, It’s no secret that I have a wicked Caboose” Just absolutely killed me in had no time to recover, just every word in that sentence was banger

[@idkyetjohnson2410]

The one thing I love about Smosh is that I love the jokes and make are inside jokes like some of them not even the audience gets

[@wingedambition]

3:11 congrats to damien for that wish coming true, multiple times!

[@mari._.ri2623]

“My momma called ‘em highwaters” I like the little hint of Georgia accent peeking through

[@CafeCrow]

I think these particular videos have been improving with the questions, the weird vibes on this one were just right lmao

[@ThomasUfnalCrowlake]

This is pure gold, but "how to monetize being an ally" should be in all of the Damien compilations forever. ❤

[@laurensova05]

Literally CRYING laughing at every single one of these. Damn this was good.

[@FelipeAkira42]

Jackie has been bringing it these past few videos, I'm loving it

[@erintv4605]

I need more Amanda and Noah duo. they are so funny together.

[@cntuber]

these videos are always so good but the vibes in this one are IMMACULATE, you can tell that everybody is having so much fun

[@SethiKinsGaming]

Damien then: *"Never voiced in an anime before, but I'd really like to."* 3:08 Damien now: **Is the voice of Warden (Beyblade X,) Kiyoka Kudo (My Happy Marriage,) and Laios (Delicious in Dungeon)** if Laios and Kiyoka are any tell of his VA quality, Damien in JoJo would make me watch the dub just for him.

[@SethiKinsGaming]

also, I've noticed that "Geraldine" is Jackie's "everyname" just like Shayne's "Reuben" anytime they need a generic name for a character, they'll pull out their everyname.

[@theawesomegamebox513]

I love Noah Noah: hey you got two girls right here! Also Noah: And I can get into the mindset!

[@kurapikakurta503]

screaming every time they reveal the search histories 😭😭😭

[@momoriing]

SAME!

[@jimyvenecadion5003]

SAME

[@EStramel09]

Jackie is the best addition to Smosh in a LONG time. Amanda is great too, but I absolutely love Jackie:

[@Pocket_Sized_Satan]

God Jackie is so funny i love her. She legit has me tearing up form laughing. 😂

[@Finley.ghostface]

15:36 Noah saying "it was a one handed search" went fully under the radar, that was a top tier joke that looked like only Damien heard/got. Very upset about how unrecognised that went.

[@lisachristine8912]

Damien can't say he's never voiced in an anime anymore! He's got leading man anime voice energy now!

[@fredrainey3038]

I love Damien's style evolution

[@DamienHaasTV]

Thank you. 🥺

[@WheeliePhiloslothical]

Googling famous Damiens led me to discover that there was a Father Damien of Molokai, Patron Saint of Outcasts.

[@ShamefulToaster]

Jackie was just killin it, the searches were so hilarious. Great video everyone so funny as always!

[@kaitlinmontgomery2750]

Damiens uncomfortable arm rubbing at twink LOL

[@blissfullycat02]

Damien: I'm a fashion boy now Jackie: *murder noises*

[@sawstream]

Love Patrick's laugh in the background, it's so contagious.

[@Itstenten8]

The vibe was weird and I loved every minute of it. 😂😂😂

[@ashashaya7353]

Noah and Damien’s in sync head turn at 11:46 is amazing 😂

[@freddymichaelvoorhees7011]

I was scrolling through IMDb birthday’s today and came across it being Damien’s birthday. Happy birthday Damien!! Everybody show some love to Damien!!

[@rahjahknows]

This is very inside baseball, but Angela's off screen laughs are starting to rival Shayne's off screen laughs

[@RynLikeTin]

While I don’t get that vibe from Damian at all, that was the perfect roast of him. Also, Jackie saying someone’s coming for Noah and then that next one 😂😂

[@DamienHaasTV]

It was a solid roast indeed!

[@danieljugheadbrown7460]

Sees history search series, sees that it features Amanda and Jackie, instant click

[@akawakanebaneba1]

Damien is gorgeous and it never ceases to amaze me

[@kiaras4350]

I would absolutely love that alarm clock idea from Noah

[@Rogue_Won]

The unflinching confirmation from Amanda at 7:20 had me dead 🤣👻☠️

[@ahelisg24]

They all work so well together! So chaotic, so comforting ☺️

[@michikomanalang6733]

I come back for “my mom thinks I work at smoosh”

[@daltonhosford5135]

Damien, Amanda and Jackie! The POWER TRIO!!!!😂 this was EPIC guys! Noah, you’re pretty damn epic too! Love you guys!!! Why is Jackie just an ENTIRE-ASS VIBE!?!

[@elitettelbach4247]

Fashion Boy Damien showing off his plumpy dumper 😍😘 Really enjoyed this episode! Everyone was nailing it and the searches fit them each so well!!

[@allisonvanvugt822]

Probably my favourite so far! And I’m someone was going for the throat with Damien and Noah’s searches. That writer is perfectly unhinged 😂

[@redc.5342]

Ngl I love how they are still finding new vid ideas. Cuz we always get something new and it’s a good way to switch it up.

[@mothdown]

smosh’s four hugest smiles in one video!!!!!!!!

[@SweetiesSys]

THE WAY MY JAW D R O P P E D BEFORE I PROMPTLY BURST OUT LAUGHING AT THAT COLD OPEN OH MY GOD 😆😆😆 Also Angela’s laugh offscreen at Damien and the jacket bit 😆

[@h0td0gh00ker]

3:10 2 years later he‘s in delicious in dungeon as one of the main characters

[@TheNextStar1000]

I clicked so faST I love this series SO MUCH .. THE COLD OPEN STARTED AS I WAS TYPING AND IM LOSING IT ABOUT THE ALLY THING

[@mulch123]

This is the best group dynamic I’ve seen in a long while, love it!

[@Anthrows]

I love Amanda, she's easily become my favourite member of Smosh.

[@Meepers_the_Great]

Y’all I was sad I might miss thanksgiving due to being quarantined for bronchitis (not COVID-19, thankfully). You guys have made me feel infinitely better about myself and cheered me up. Thank you! And good luck, Jackie 😂😂😂

[@Vienna4vendetta]

It took me until Damien's search about Noah to realise they weren't real searches 🤣

[@Haunterr111]

yeah that was me with the tiktok ones

[@Rusty2FTW]

I want to see Erin Dougal's Google History. It'll be 95% Harry Styles with inappropriate key terms after his name.

[@Exhumed.Consumed]

And now I have a weird fan theory that Noah has ARFID

[@LMR23]

Happy Birthday Damien!

[@TsahayluFa]

Best episode yet of this series. Loved everyone.

[@jeffdinglus9005]

So happy this format is backkkk

[@smithscullyx]

I love how they all really committed to the bit 😂

[@starwarsguy4427]

This is such a good group, I love the four of them together

[@grkpektis]

My google search is just variations on tall muscular anime girls

[@JuMixBoox]

After Damien mentioned beating people with your first name on Famous Birthdays, I looked him up and he is in fact the second most famous Damien. The list of people born in Germany is way more interesting though because Damien is not only 38th place, the people directly after him are also Bach, Vettel and Lena, who are arguably very famous.

[@lucasblanchard47]

Ok but seriously Damien where’d you get that shirt and long hoodie?! Absolutely DRIPPIN with style, dawg!

[@Britbrat-lz8bx]

Jackie is just a fantastic vibe in this video lol

[@whiteststevie7636]

can I just say, I had many doubts when Amanda joined Smosh, but now she’s literally my favourite person

[@Artichoke_m3_daddy]

Damien's innocence give me mucho serotonin

[@p_b2000]

“I've never voiced in anime before” and now he has 🎉

[@justbovel]

"I'm sorry, did my 'Yes and' stop everything again!?"" make me crack up every time I've seen this!

[@DEldridge79]

Ya'll should get Rhett and Link or Josh and Trevor on here. Guaranteed laughs!!!!

[@Jess-s-hideout]

Hearing Angela's laugh in the background makes everything even funnier

[@waynep12398]

Best episode so far. This energy is unmatched 😂😂

[@spicetothemax7589]

I love these videos! Yall are so funny. Also happy birthday Damien!

[@TheRealJ4YP]

Thus was so.. so prime I loved this well freakin done

[@mya_collinss]

this is the BEST group for this

[@oxymoronman]

This one went hard. Love it.

[@senhorkorracha]

"They're 5'5" *cut to Damien and Jackie* The editor chose violence!

[@asherbayg]

patrick's evil witch laugh in the background>>>

[@janelasvlog101]

"I feel like i'm in Jackie's backyard right now" - amanda

[@ALgamer47]

Love Search History! Jackie's history 🤣

[@HeartlessKairi42]

I have never related to anything more than Noah's search about buttered noodles. Pasta (in any form) consists of 90% of my weekly meals. I need to know the answer

[@Alyssaishunting]

Now that Amanda brings it up, I did see a bunch of women running around in red cloaks in my hometown a few years back 😳 (they were actually filming The Handmaid's Tale 😂)

[@StormBoy95]

Suggestions for the next security Leak: 1. Music playlist or history 2. TikTok history search. 3. KZbin history searches.

[@kamyah9148]

“That’s how wicked started” 😂😂😂😂