The Chosen Takes Over (What're Those?!)

[@YeseniaThomas0316]

I’m waiting for a “Shayne catching things out of midair” compilation

[@szombie]

Honestly my exact thought 😂

[@RaggedKnowledge96]

Just curious: how many are there so far? I know this and the bread

[@YeseniaThomas0316]

@@RaggedKnowledge96 the breads sort of a reoccurring thing it’s happened a couple times and I’m sure it’s gonna happen again lol

[@whateverworksmate.721]

He's so good at catching things.

[@captainhook8138]

That’s going to be a flash back to how good he is at everything. I can’t wait for another Smosh games.

[@Joseph-oo7pp]

Whenever Shayne plays the chosen, he always looks like he’s about to break, and I love it.

[@milo4492]

Love the pfp Memento Mori 🖤🤍🖤🤍

[@chickenfriedmeats1618]

It really is part of the chosens charm to see a smile creep on his face, and then the tea kettle wheeze laugh

[@caitlinw6355]

Memento Mori

[@Steven_Costanza]

Memento Mori

[@jasonaspinwall]

Momento Mori my friend

[@moosedraw3731]

Bruh, the fact Damien goes “dude, this is legit a brand name, this is fucking lotion” iconic.

[@scottdenby290]

And Shane's lack of reaction to it too

[@TheChristmasNinja12]

I don't understand how Damien didn't also get the point, considering his answer was moisturizer and it was lotion...

[@8Rincewind]

@@TheChristmasNinja12 The Chosen works in mysterious ways.

[@SaintLeeclops]

​@TheChristmasNinja12 technically lotion has a higher water content than moisturizer and doesn't "absorb", it stays on the skin surface. (Moisturizing lotion vs healing lotion vs age defying blah blah blah) So wouldn't be shocking for the Chosen to not give it, but obviously he didn't say all that as his reasoning lol. but I agree he deserves that point!

[@hugh_dancy]

i love the idea of the chosen hosting shows, please get the chosen to host Eat it Or Yeet It next and do extraterrestrial foods

[@josephbartolomeo6240]

YEEESSS!!! He just takes shows over, like he’s supposed to play eat it or yeet it then hes like nah Courtney sit here

[@Alertse]

And of course Garrett already knows the Aliens and their cuisine because I mean it's Garrett 😆

[@lukefarrell1453]

YES

[@mettatonex7221]

If it's the Chosen, I want to see him cover foods from the various prisons he escaped.

[@FlaminHauTism]

foods from the games he plays or to prepare us for aliens lol

[@falconeer4382]

"A new TV is like 100 bucks" "Yeah well that's because it's spying on you" This freaking killed me xD

[@lkc101]

That is such a Noah answer 😂😂😂

[@dashlukky]

Same! He knows.

[@sarasummers9071]

That exchange is the most Olivia and Noah exchange ever

[@CahyaArif404]

@@sarasummers9071 Ashley_investment

[@Kontekst]

its true tho

[@rylivingthepast]

i love that Shane is like a human trying to be an alien while Olivia is like an alien trying to be a human. lol and that explains why they get along so naturally

[@kristincondupa5679]

Damiens anxiety when he’s not the host is hilarious but so relatable.

[@mitziekat9987]

0:59 I love that Shayne crafted that sentence in such a way that he could swiftly block the others from "yes, and"-ing him during his monologue.

[@cooliostarstache5474]

The Chosen does not get improv'd by anyone

[@SupremeLeaderKimJong-un]

“How much money in the world money does it cost” *He's speaking the language of the gods*

[@jeremybourque7179]

Dude, fuckin crazy that the born leader of North Korea likes new age Smosh.

[@ВладимирМаркевич-э7ю]

@@jeremybourque7179 IKR! Maybe he has secret access to the World Wide Web.

[@llewtree3013]

I love how Olivia can naturally just match the energy of the chosen

[@georgelloydgonzalez]

If The Chosen was The Doctor, Olivia would be his Companion

[@pianopanicattack]

@@georgelloydgonzalez god dammit now i need this

[@sophiatortorice7766]

Them calling Jack Skellington the Venom Cheshire Cat is the strangest collision of references

[@joshalvarez298]

Shayne sorry chosen mistaking the bottle for being a liquid glove and it actually being lotion was the greatest smosh moment of recent memory. I freaking lost it! haha

[@davenmcclellan7563]

Its not actually normal lotion. It's a hybrid between what Shayne said it was and lotion. You can Google it, it's not *that* interesting though.

[@Scrofar]

god I would so pay money to witness Olivia vs the Chosen, their battles would be legendary

[@leila9050]

Yes! Olivia is so powerful

[@Shay_Nessa]

Jones vs The Chosen!

[@NSYami]

This is basically 16 minutes of Olivia having a crush on The Chosen lol

[@georgelloydgonzalez]

Business as usual

[@samara92]

The fact that Olivia won this is absolutely sending me

[@wilberforce95]

Shayne just standing and vibing in his Chose outfit makes me laugh every time

[@fredrainey3038]

boy sure can fill some khakis *twirls his moutache while realizing Shayne is a person and shouldn't be objectify just because he has a serious dumpy* ...... SHAME!

[@GreedIslxnd]

Shayne: dont taste it, dont ever taste it. Damien: *tastes it.* PHBLEH.

[@avantikakulkarni5971]

Why does Damien seem like he'd be a union leader for the humans in an alien world 😂😂

[@notimportant2180]

1:22 Shayne: "In order to grow, you must empty your cup" Damien: *about to open his fly* 😂

[@kateh7484]

This character perfectly suits the insanity that is this show

[@zacheddy9685]

I still don't understand this show, and the chosen's choas just adds more confusion

[@zacheddy9685]

@@shinyruby0 I appreciate your reply chosen, keep up your important work.

[@7ylerD]

It’s the glasses. All the other details add so much to the Chosen character, but the glasses are what make the delivery so perfect. They hide his eyes band it works wonders on making everything just a little uncomfortable, lol.

[@MC-pt8kv]

Damien is so absolutely antagonistic toward the Chosen. I love it.

[@akayukilucifel]

Are we just gonna ignore that Olivia's knowledge about aliens is a bit sus?

[@kaldo_kaldo]

Smosh canon Olivia is God.

[@tashkashka]

Among Us

[@127sys]

Whenever Noah's on this show, we get the best episodes.

[@amberlovely1]

I feel like he's high all the time on this show and I can relate. XD

[@jt34915]

He and Olivia asking all those questions was hilarious, Damien would have shut it down immediately if he was hosting 😄

[@amberlovely1]

@@jt34915 Yes! I was thinking the same thing. I laughed so hard at all the questions they kept asking.

[@CahyaArif404]

@@amberlovely1 Ashley_investment

[@SupremeLeaderKimJong-un]

"In order to grow, you must empty your cup" Spencer Tzu, the Art of The Chosen

[@marts3104]

i love that we're having more smosh lore now....is olivia a god or an alien pretending to be human? the answer is yes.

[@matthewelliott7294]

She could be both.

[@ivorellarackley4401]

Shayne trying so hard to not laugh is killing me 😂

[@smithscullyx]

I wonder of he was cracking up behind the mask 😂

[@Jim-yx3cz]

The Chosen changing the rule for how much money does it cost is such a great move 😎

[@vicentecastro4221]

Don't you mean "How much in the universe does money does this... is this?"

[@Lincolnambrosius]

The chosen - “I do not mean to be intimidating. I come in peace” no, chosen, you’ve never came.

[@mapleranger420]

He is a proud member of no-fap after all

[@Lincolnambrosius]

@@mapleranger420 yessir

[@wayneenyaw3492]

Please keep having Olivia in What're Those episodes, her "alien" text was kililng me!

[@ameliaaa7371]

noah and olivia taking turns in asking questions is such a happy moment i love them so much

[@Ocker3]

The entire face mask segment was brilliant, the questions and the Chosen's soft answers just kill me!

[@camrynd8875]

When Damien said he doesn't remember hosting because the redbull takes him away... i felt that

[@nat.m.portant9959]

When The Chosen turned around to change his mask, I realized I never saw his face before I wonder what he lookd like, then I remember he's just Shayne

[@crystalfeline]

How do you know that though, have YOU seen what The Chosen looks like beneath his glasses?

[@tanktank4057]

How do you know he has eyes at all? Maybe he echolocates

[@slimchelmi6940]

I love how this character is so much larger than life that even other smosh members forget it's just shayne doing a silly voice

[@AverytheCubanAmerican]

The Chosen: But people just like you are only just learning about it Olivia: 👁👄👁

[@sidoniegabrielle269]

i knew a kid in high school with Chosen type energy. i once made a hitchhiker’s guide joke, kind of to myself, and he said “hah. making a hitchhiker’s guide joke in 2015? really?” the room was silent as no one else in our small class had read or seen hitchhiker’s guide and didn’t understand why this dude was attempting to roast me for murmuring “42” after the teacher asked for our interpretation of the meaning of life. he also chuckled as though i were a simple fool compared to his galaxy brain energy because i said “i don’t play first-person shooters often, but i really like borderlands”. i really did try to become friends with the kid. i think he was just too powerful…

[@fidemharmony]

"You cannot insult me. I've already been through middle school." -The Chosen 2021

[@scarabeesoleil8211]

the way the chosen stands never fails to make me laugh, everytime i see him stand the way he does i lose my mind, he looks like he’s about to start a fight but also about to tell his mom he frew up

[@starfrisco7163]

Damien is truly a different person when he is not hosting … he is so … calm

[@petrickerley2557]

I'm loving how much Noah is loving this 😂

[@ianhi9572]

I want an episode with the dumpster wizard here with red bull Damien cohosting making the most chaotic ep ever

[@amberlovely1]

This has to be one of the funniest epidsodes I have seen lately! The Chosen is my favorite character and I was absolutely vibing with Noah the whole episode! Great job, guys.

[@frasc25]

I forgot how good noah is at roasting people till 8:05

[@starfrisco7163]

When they asked all those questions about the mask, I thought: Damien wouldn’t have allowed any of that …

[@glenndallas7171]

That LED mask is legit the coolest thing they've had on this show.

[@AverytheCubanAmerican]

The back of a Spencer's is the true boys locker room

[@batung3898]

“ You cannot insult me , I’ve already been through middle school “ Wise words from a wise man

[@AzureJoems]

Damien when he's not the host: "Look how they massacred my boy"

[@FlyingDickMagic]

Not gonna lie that mask Shayne brought out was pretty lit 😏

[@bairsbeets]

Olivia: “think about it, a flat screen TV costs like a hundred dollars these days” Noah: “that’s because it’s spying on you” 😂

[@CrackSkellington]

The chosen is the high functioning autism king we needed. I like the depiction of The Chosen being “weird” and not getting social cues, but still being a good, nice, dude. I feel like the punchline for that kind of character is always either they’re an incel or have “school shooter vibes” and that is very hurtful, but the punchlines for The Chosen are just that he says shit off the cuff and doesn’t abide by societal standards. Thanks Shayne

[@iynque]

Damien: Chosen, you’re wrong. It’s lotion. Chosen: Watch me mansplain my way out of being wrong 🥋

[@simonmize465]

Shayne. I’m having for real the hardest day of my life and you still put a smile on my face. Thanks

[@chickenfriedmeats1618]

Olivia roasting in the intro this gonna be good

[@michaelapaxton7442]

Shayne: *holding the blue ball things* Me, out loud: "The blue is my pee"

[@sandycole2347]

U good?

[@bertoandon9681]

Wait a minute!

[@anniebell6846]

Please hydrate

[@KobraDaWolf]

Hpnotiq??

[@DuperMate]

Seeing The Chosen holding his blue balls, instantly put a smile on my face.

[@taralynn182]

Olivia has been my favorite Smosh member for a while now, but she has really been shining lately

[@theteapotato763]

"In order to grow, you must empty your cup" The Chosen is dropping Zen philosophy right over here.

[@AnonYmous-xw1jn]

I love these episodes with The Chosen. He is the one from Legend, the one to save all realms from catastrophe

[@tuwuesday]

Me, a sensitive chemistry nerd: oh neat, a glove in a bottle? Noah: *N I T R I T E G L O V E* Me, crying: i-it's nitrile

[@innovaseanevolusean]

The Chosen is like if Kip Dynamite and Rex Kwon Do merged into the same person. So good!

[@Alyssaishunting]

I say this everytime, Shayne breaking character is the funniest thing ever to exist

[@arkhamjoker5396]

Honestly was hoping for wacky host Damien to be sitting there saying; “You can’t contain me forever. I will reclaim my show!”

[@caityshanes5845]

Now we just need CFM, dumpster wizard, Brianna Boho, and Boneless to each host an episode!

[@pvic6959]

I just need more brianna boho in general LOL

[@kozee6782]

I love how there is just a trophy with a cutout head of kimmy stuck to it in the background.

[@agenda3854]

Damien is seriously just a supportive older brother trying his hardest

[@andrewrobinson4019]

I genuinely forget that Shayne is doing a bit and fully believe that The Chosen is a member of Smosh. Guess that’s how he got on The Goldbergs.

[@TheCameramanGames]

Olivia looks soooo happy while looking at The Chosen

[@piapinata6430]

Whenever Damien smile, I smile 🙂

[@kelly562006]

The Chosen gets me every time. No other character makes me laugh harder

[@tomodaphne]

I love that Olivia tried to 1-up Chosen the Alien Expert by pretending to be an alien posing as a human.

[@Shay_Nessa]

Right, pretending...

[@Laporch]

The Chosen is one of my favorite characters xD and Shayne always has a face of him about to bust out laughing

[@bryh555]

I don’t know if Olivia went into this with the plan of implying she’s an alien the entire time or if that’s just how she is

[@753rocker357]

Noah is me every day of my life... "Why am I looking at my hands?" Same dude... same 🤣

[@user-qb9ks2pm3o]

Shane has so many characters. What a Talent

[@SameGosling980]

When shayne said you need to empty your cup it reminded me of philosophy. A bowl is most useful when it is empty.

[@scratproductions5773]

Not my heart melting with Olivia's "u think we can be friends?"

[@ren4173]

Noah and Olivia just constantly laughing at Chosen is my new favorite thing

[@MarkCosens]

Chosen: In order to grow you must empty your cup Damion: *starts to reach down towards crotch Smosh editor: CUT AWAY Me: I need to see the video that was cut away

[@StalwartShinobi]

That pen grab was incredible, theres always an epic moment with the chosen

[@whynot131313]

Olivia is so happy in this one... I feel like she is loving having someone being the weird one and she gets to enjoy the ride for a change

[@inzanedogg3]

Damien has a point with the whole why would aliens care about us specifically thing

[@TheAueRora]

Olivia and Noah making nonsensical banter and comments made my day dear lord, the tv price comment made me cackle so loud hahahah

[@vannkleis4080]

Love Olivia low key flirting with the chosen

[@santino7470]

Can’t wait for Weary Traveler to host one of these.

[@overeazy]

olivia and noah had such good chemistry here i feel like joining in their convo

[@syazwansuhaimi4547]

Olivia : do you think we can be friends? now that I've won and think we're kind of like on the same level Shayne : I don't know. I'm pretty busy so cute both of you 🤣🤣 ❤

[@AnimeNPC.]

This has aged perfectly with government saying aliens exist….Again … almost exactly to the year… for like the 3rd year in a row

[@toxictraitor4512]

Olivia is extra cute today. I love her energy.

[@adamspencer246]

2 minutes in, and Shayne nearly breaks already, I love it 🤣

[@Wolffiee1998]

Whenever Damien drank all of the "mana potion" I thought it was red bull with blue food coloring and was waiting for the Manic energy to hit

[@TheSuperchick2008]

I can't... Why do I love the chosen and Olivia together this way? Why is it so funny?

[@teresita5230]

😎 _You cannot insult me, I already been on middle school._ 😎

[@theobserver6351]

The Chosen's eyes are so powerful, he needs to constantly wear sunglasses to avoid seeing everything at the same time.

[@Bafael_Reyna]

Since we're involved in the Smosh multiverse, can we have Spelling bee-kiny back hosted by CFM?

[@tracertloopback]

I think Kimmy would be a better host honestly.

[@j.a.4315]

Olivia with the identifying of an aqueous solution. She deserves more than a point, she deserves and A+ and a career in chemistry of her choosing

[@TheDreadedZero]

Olivia said Shayne looked sexy and asked if she could be his special friend at the end. I’m getting flirty vibes in this video.

[@sonjenson7253]

“You’re probably wondering, what should you do when faced with an alien” *zooms in on the Aquarius*

[@ameliaaa7371]

damien looks soooo good t___t

[@jordanoboza]

I died of laughter when Damien Said " Oh,The Jabbawockeez evolved"