Would You Watch These Movies? (Board AF: Pitch Storm!)

[@driftwont7656]

I wanted Shayne to pitch the title “The Fault in Our Stars and Stripes” so bad

[@lizzy532]

The name alone sends me to another plane. X,D

[@catnus]

HAHAHAHAH

[@sandpiper_]

@@lizzy532 only sent me to another helicopter

[@AverytheCubanAmerican]

"Teddy Roosevelt would floor him" Teddy's true intentions for carrying a big stick

[@pollyinthesky2957]

What makes it funnier is that Roosevelt was only a child during the civil war, and a sickly one at that. Shayne has Joe Biden going head to head with a feeble six-year-old.

[@MrEddie4679]

@@pollyinthesky2957 think 6 year old sick teddy would still floor him, The man was a beast

[@fredrikwillumsen]

The youngest US president in history vs. the oldest US president in history Teddy Roosevelt was 42 when he became president Joe Biden was 78 when he became president

[@aaronbozigian4310]

@@fredrikwillumsen even if teddy roosevelt was the same age as Biden was in his prime he’d still just destroy him.

[@basubaral1464]

Noah should play this game His explaining skills and imaginative powers would make a great combo

[@chrisnj2000]

He did! On thejovenshires channel

[@runawayfaeIX]

@@chrisnj2000 cool, thanks! I missed that one

[@Keef101]

Ian’s Pitch for the pirate movie one year before our flag means death comes out, with that exact storyline

[@mrfrogkingg]

I was thinking exactly that during the pitch

[@tickledtoffee]

“You know Ian, you’re a comedian...” The timing was perfect

[@annadixon5898]

shayne seamlessly fitting joe biden into his pitches was something i didn't know i needed today

[@michaeldonahue9527]

And knowing that Joe talks to penguins only he can see, a lot of the stuff he's said so far makes sense now

[@NeatoBurrito05]

The past 3 presidents have been great comedic material

[@Swirlingflame]

Honestly, Damien's princess in the crystal caverns with the prince and the helicopter sounds like a really fun concept for a platform game

[@jujuelli6102]

👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

[@khloejeffries2203]

Honestly, before he explained anything, I thought of Nausicaa Valley of the Wind

[@dontatme1]

It sounded a lot like "Braid" which coincidentally is a platform game

[@willjones3811]

It sounds like a cool Mario game

[@ryanhealy9026]

He was actually describing an episode of Adventure Time

[@martishores]

“no one makes Shayne laugh like Shayne.” …it’s true💀

[@s.bramley8020]

POV: u commented this after 10 seconds of watching the video 😂

[@Tasonjodd171]

No wonder he has no gf, cuz he already loves himself

[@alexlewis510]

Damien's pitch about the princess escaping a tower would actually be pretty entertaining. Especially the prince attempting to help but inadvertently making it harder for her

[@andreponniah9900]

Basically Kim Possible, if Ron had Drakken's ego

[@bdp4]

@@andreponniah9900 Ron helps... That was a major plot point of a sitch in time.

[@daisymae6]

“The year in the distant future is 2023. Everything is all absolutely effed.” Me watching in 2023: you’re not totally wrong

[@laurawilson2289]

"no one makes Shayne laugh like Shayne" Ian out here with the roasts right of the bat lol

[@rhysgrealish5227]

It's not a Smosh video until Shayne starts laughing at his own jokes.

[@renatal.129]

this game is actually really good for writers, I imagined 5 different plots just from the first 5 minutes

[@icypopsicle9082]

Shayne: I want all the characters to be animated fruit Ian: *proceeds to name vegetables*

[@KobytheHero]

"fruits and vegetables" main man

[@RMJCFaith]

My first thought for "Little girl and her dog save hostages in a skyscraper" was Inspector Gadget 2: Inspect Harder. Penny and Brain save the hostages at christmas time while Gadget fumbles around like he usually does.

[@bdp4]

I was thinking a movie of the show in bolt.

[@Krustenkaese92]

"No one makes Shayne laugh like Shayne." He said that like an insult, but I wish I could make myself laugh that hard. Whenever I'm sad, I'd just turn on the old meat machine and be less sad immediately.

[@tickledtoffee]

That’d be so great, I’d love to be able to do it too

[@anicoleww]

.. Meat machine ..

[@Andyyoureastar]

I want to ask what this means but also know I do not want to know😌

[@JunkyardBashSteve]

@@Andyyoureastar you know: the ol' pork sword

[@monke4998]

You should do this again but with you’re writers

[@maxhohlbein9570]

and they have to make sketches of whichever movies win

[@gman1515]

They cannot let us see how they write their videos

[@catnus]

@@lemieuxueimel THIS. and then they get the cast to act it as they sell the pitches, like with the cast improvising/miming along spontaneously to the pitch

[@37thraven]

Just a thought. Writers aren't automatically good at improv. Part of the reason why comedy writers aren't comedians, is they arent good on camera, or on the spot. @@catnus You fricken completed the episode concept!

[@izmulgirly]

Damien's princess escape speech was so good !!!! I love the conflicting journeys that affect eachother so smart

[@shealynn0390]

arguably shayne laughing at his own jokes makes them significantly funnier…

[@pvic6959]

Been feeling sad for some reason and just seeing how happy Kimmy is brought a smile to my face. Just her presence radiates joy. Thank you Kimmy for being you

[@jennymck7320]

❤️❤️❤️

[@itsalaynnaguys]

Every video I watch just makes me admire her personality so much. She’s got such a positive energy about her. I hope you both have a good support system for the harder times in life ❤️

[@PragMagik]

The setup for Ian’s first pitch definitely made me think he was just gonna pitch The Wild Thornberrys Movie

[@milcaserrati7888]

"The U.S. President, Joe Biden in an awkward teenage romance" this is so chaotically perfect 😭✋🏻

[@Phantomplasma430]

Pretty sure Joe biden is trying to get that anyways, especially when he was VP

[@leocitywrestling7029]

Isnt that actually happening

[@milcaserrati7888]

@@leocitywrestling7029 wait w h a t ?-

[@leocitywrestling7029]

@@milcaserrati7888 like all the gropas & sniffas he’s been doing to the children in public

[@37thraven]

I mean.. he's a parent. He was young once. He had to have *some* charm once, no?

[@keegantunks1953]

"A dysfunctional family on a roadtrip fights to save a rare endangered animal from poachers" is a legitimately fantastic movie pitch

[@rhysnelson6077]

Gotta say, love the fact that kimmy is doing a lot of these board afs

[@akasuke1ne482]

That's the most scuffed description of National Treasure.

[@SupremeLeaderKimJong-un]

Biden should hire Shayne as a body double. I can't tell the difference

[@Ashley-kv6ft]

Anyone else think that Ian was going to say “Are you familiar with The Wild Thornberrys?” when his prompt was disfunctional family fights to save a rare animal from poachers.

[@brynk9165]

14:30 Its crazy how Ian was about to give us the synopsis for Our Flag Means Death

[@abhinavsrivastava9909]

"No one makes Shayne laugh like Shayne" Ian dropping some old man wisdom right there 😂

[@janaloff]

'old man wisdom' 🤣

[@MeredithHagan]

Saige’s “I’m the Daddy in this Situation” shirt is giving me life.

[@MysticMyths]

Wait I actually want to see Damien's pitch of a princess rescuing herself but the inept prince making it harder by accident

[@mannster55]

Now I'm imagining a guy singing a full musical song while he's falling to his death. He'd be falling for like 2 minutes, and people looking out of the windows or smoking on the balcony would be singing the chorus with him.

[@Gigatless]

What's the best about Shayne is how much passion he has for comedy. He's absolutely deifying it.

[@EdilbertFernando]

24:39 - This is a real thing for people who happen to be really close friends. Sometimes you just bond in a way different manner than every other person. Damien and Shayne glance at one another and they know what they're upto. The end result being "The Joe Bidentity" and "The Triden" XD

[@very_offkey_kazoo]

can't believe Ian pitched "Our Flag Means Death" at 13:54

[@cassandracarlton400]

I love OFMD! Though I wouldn’t say the other option is money, the general idea does seem similar lol!

[@ivorellarackley4401]

While I LOVEEEEE Damien, Shayne, Kimmy and Ian, I feel like this is an episode/game that mister tomey bones should've been a part of. Imagine his wild ass pitches!! ROUND TWO WITH TOMMY AND MILKBEAN Edit: (I just love seeing Garrett, please make him be on camera more, I can bring the gun if needed.....)

[@Nepisalright]

imagine noah in there too, you know we’d be getting some great pitches from him and tommy

[@ivorellarackley4401]

THE FACT THAT RANDY JACKSON WAS IN JOURNEY DOES **NOT** BLOW MY MIND AS MUCH AS DAMIEN HAVING THAT PIECE OF INFO ON THE TOP OF HIS HEAD.

[@nicktheanticlause1313]

Perfect name for a paper company run by wizards: Dunder Merlin I'm surprised Damien did Paper Mage from Paper Mario when the MC from "Read or Die" would have been such a great option.

[@agillianways]

They got to take one of these scenarios and make a skit out of it. These are so good!

[@vesperfoxberry7852]

Saige's little girl and her dog card setup would of been perfect for an inspector gadget movie.

[@katspangler6336]

A new Smosh Games video automatically makes my day 1000% better.

[@darrenmelton2399]

Shaynes improve is what makes smosh entertaining these days. His chemistry with Damian also makes it fun.

[@itsalaynnaguys]

“Interior, Washington DC” I chuckled at that one 😂😂

[@ReesePlaysGamez]

Pitchstorm is one of my favorite card games, right up there with Buy the Rights, the game you did on smosh pit a few years back!

[@TheOutcastJacobWolf]

13:52 With that pirates struggle with love and money pitch I immediately thought "Do you want this booty or this booty?"

[@ryansj16]

Ian's first plot was literally could have just been a live-action thornberries movie

[@therealhaemony]

Happy to see the Ian love for Cocoon. As I remember from watching it back in the day (oh dear god), it gets the feels going.

[@aragnockhod7274]

Ian is a wizard, He predicted «Our flags mean death»

[@CalicoParade]

I HADNT EVEN REALIZED I FINISHED THE VIDEO SO FAST- this was a gem

[@yb6038]

No board af is complete without Shayne 😂

[@ratinthesky]

any piece of media that involves gandalf saying "did u just say urine?" numerous times is an instant 10/10 imo

[@ratinthesky]

it's my favourite part about lotr

[@PikachuuNinja]

Please, please play this again!! This was by far one of the funniest vidoes I've seen in a long time! Thanks for making my day, everyone! 😁👍🙏

[@RaggyRo]

Watching this in the distant future, Anthony was definitely the princess 😮 15:15

[@ivorellarackley4401]

The speed in which I paused at Damiens smile at 1:30 is UNMATCHED. HANDSOME BOI.

[@tyffaneelavely8087]

Shayne existing makes me laugh. No one ever makes me laugh more than Shayne. Also, Shayne laughing at his own jokes is what makes them even funnier. Love you Shayne! Love Damien and everyone else too. Not Ian though ew. 😉😊💗 P.S. I legit want Shayne's hoodie.

[@Lowkey009]

you know with the way movies are these days, I think this game might be how actual hollywood screenwriters write movies now

[@shashankmallik4587]

All these can be genuine plot lines for an anime. Save your ideas guys

[@karatecow99]

Shayne Topp starring in his breakout role: "7 Kilometers"

[@papabless4707]

13:50 does Ian predict Our Flag Means Death???

[@Jeremazing13]

It is so cool that Damien has mentioned Ethan from crank gameplays

[@ariannamae6114]

I know!!! I got super excited for Ethan because I’ve never really heard any of the original KZbin channels mention him. I love that he’s finally gotten big enough for them to know who he is.

[@zeeSweet]

did Ian predict Our Flag Means Death?

[@ThreeGoddesses]

Ian pulled the cards to pitch Pirates of the carribean but went a little broke back mountain and honestly, I'm here for it

[@sofia-rosegionomo8201]

shayne and kimmy are just having a grand old time in this video, we love to see it

[@camusreviews6877]

Damien: So Galdalf says- The Chosen: So… you must be the new metal band

[@ek7713]

Paige's shirt is just amazing honestly

[@Rayne_Check]

"A princess, determined to rescue herself, searches for peace in a dangerous radioactive wasteland." Why did I immediately want to pitch a "Princess Diana in Fallout: Great Britain?"

[@jocosesonata]

9:12 - Oh, she does squeak; I thought they were just joking. That was adorable!

[@albaorgon]

The silence during Ian's Young Popstar movie description was hilarious

[@michaelroy6630]

When he said Joseph Gordon Biden, I realized Biden and Levitt actually look kinda similar and now I can't unsee it.

[@Shabba6884]

"No one makes Shayne laugh like Shayne" --Ian finally re-enters the building at Smosh HQ ;) Nice burn, too!

[@lin8966]

Petition for SMOSH WINTER GAMES!

[@aliciamanord6534]

YES!!!!!!

[@kuri-chan]

Yesss within an hour of y’all posting!! Achievement unlocked!! :))))

[@lowkeyobsessedngl]

Damien gotta put in those Dark Souls references any way he can.

[@ryanfiliberto800]

As soon as Damien said invisible penguin that only the main character can see, my mind automatically went to Billy Madison

[@osburnn09]

Ian's pitch about the gay pop star being told to hide who he is by the record label is literally the song "Radio-Friendly Pop Song"

[@graceseifert9157]

Ian foreshadowing our flag means deatg

[@frescopino7866]

So... Ian basically pitched Our Flag Means Death?

[@ghoststil]

“Gerald and KumKum go to the shadow realm” and the explanations is definitely one of my favorite things Damien has ever said

[@GMFBSyn]

HER SHIRT “I’m the daddy in this situation” 😂😂😂

[@tomodaphne]

Was not expecting an Ethan CrankGameplays reference in a Smosh video. Tbh, I think Ethan looks more like Damien because they both have/had blue hair.

[@katolsen3576]

Watching this in 2023: 👁️👄👁️

[@ibperson]

Why is that that

[@wiggletonthewise2141]

watching this in 2024: ( ꩜ ᯅ ꩜;) 

[@samanthasfz]

watching this months later and realizing ian kinda predicted our flag means death

[@deathbychocolate7170]

But we do love that Shayne laugh ❤

[@chickenfriedmeats1618]

Hearing Damien mention Paper Mario warms my heart ❤

[@rasby4912]

Okay but I would totally watch Gerald and Kum-kum go to the Shadow Realm starring Damien and Shayne

[@jcody66]

I'm here in 2023 hearing Damian talk about a princess and a radioactive wasteland that exists in 2023 and I had flashbacks to the SNL skit that was Mario cart but the last of us style

[@JT-295]

Same!!

[@sophiethee]

"A sad, sad orphan looking for a new family fights in bloody gladiator death matches" I read a HP/Sparta fanfic that fit this description lol

[@alberto.fdez-diaz]

Guys, another Sunday depression cured by the Smosh crew *Vibe secured, guys. Vibe secured*

[@ihaveanamexd4466]

15:17 Not me watching this New Year's Day 2023

[@jakeforeman6534]

Princess scavenging for a way in and we see a borderlands like scene with short change hero playing as she’s putting it together, taking it up and parachuting out like it’s nothing😂

[@jennifergray7734]

The way Shayne says Roosevelt absolutely floored me. I had to so a double take. He sounds like a British lady when he says it.

[@archivebeetlejuicelocklear7758]

Not Ian basically predicting OFMD

[@kodster671]

Can't beat a vid when it starts off with a nick cage improv hahaha

[@StormBoy95]

Shayne's Joe Biden movie scripts and impressions made me laugh so hard!

[@silvanusrising]

The genie prompt had me thinking "hapless genie is given as a thrifted retirement gift to a notably frugal and close-handed elder, the genie has to find a way to convince them to make the three wishes so they aren't stuck with them until they die.

[@alisathemushroom9923]

The band stumbling across the wizarding realm sounds. very fun

[@abramtabor7726]

Unironically, some of these movie ideas sound amazing

[@CorvusCorone68]

i have this sneaking suspicion Shayne lives his life expecting to be used as the thumbnail for a video, considering all his dynamic poses

[@natalieplumley9627]

I love Pitchstorm, I'm glad you all enjoyed it

[@arnav1317]

This reminds me of the Buy The Rights game the squad played back at defy..ahh the memories!