Shayne gets roasted by Ian

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[@Resuarus]

Courtney's breathless laugh is the perfect death cry.

[@xee_oop5466]

"aaaaah-"

[@SecondAftermath]

Especially at the end ye it always sounds like a enemy type expiring when you hit it

[@Jkdabomb10A]

Very true! 😂

[@SecondAftermath]

Her goose honk type laugh is good too on the rare occasion it happens

[@jaycielle]

Petition for DS1-style voice mod, with this as one of the _"auuaugh"_ pain cries

[@breakind0wnigga]

Same energy as "unfortunately for you, however, you are maidenless"

[@vaishuc518]

😭😭😭

[@addisontaylor1798]

What is that from?

[@VasChordum]

@@addisontaylor1798elden ring, the first NPC you interact with

[@CrazedGamer117]

Though doth walketh alone?

[@seveneyes77]

@@VasChordumnot the first npc, even though that depends where you go first.

[@angeldquintas]

I love how Courtney is hyping him up and then laughs at Ian’s joke

[@dhv5725]

Sums up Shayne and Courtney's relationship

[@TrueCr1meFanat1c]

Even funnier now that they’re married

[@KikomochiMendoza]

Ian's roast perfectly balanced with Court's hype hahahahaha

[@AlexanderFaker]

Short answer: no he did not figure out how to make friends

[@acecarpenter502]

Thank you, very cool

[@Braithekaikiller]

in fact, he just realized the opposite of that

[@user-hp9qy5fr4s]

Is it a short answer because Shayne is short?

[@zc322]

Morgan Freeman voice

[@charli216]

Any answer from Shayne is a short answer.

[@fungi5350]

The way Courtney asks “how many times did it take”, and with the hindsight that they’re now married…something tells me Shayne was very vocal about beating him in 3 tries when it happened lmao

[@LunaBriarRose]

I was thinking that to lol

[@sidoniegabrielle269]

was thinking the same. imagining courtney hanging out and they're just playing with their cats maybe getting some emails sent, scrolling a lil, making some ramen, then all of a sudden from the next room over or a surprise phone call: "I DID IT! I DEFEATED STAR SCOURGE REDAN IN THREE TRIES!! THREE!!! TRIES!!!!"

[@AGreenScar]

She was probably in the room too

[@amazingimanol69]

The kid friendly version of "no bitches?"

[@lihzzahrdspeed6631]

No Maidens?

[@VoxMora]

So no head?

[@alexia3552]

It's honestly more like the adult-unfriendly version because that shit hits hard past a certain age

[@alexia3552]

but yes lol

[@mattmayes7510]

Ian can't say that considering he's married to courtney

[@abbymaywagner8241]

“Elden Himbo”

[@MegaMilenche]

Shayne is not a himbo.

[@lordtoomas]

​@@MegaMilenchehe absolutely is

[@MegaMilenche]

@@lordtoomas He is not dumb, stupid, unintelligent or uneducated. He's not a himbo.

[@XxxTheFireEmblemxxX]

@@MegaMilenchehimbo is more about attitude than raw capacity

[@MegaMilenche]

@@XxxTheFireEmblemxxX Well, I stand corrected, then.

[@aaronhooper3328]

Emotional damage!

[@PowerEd8]

In Steven He's voice!

[@AMR-rz9qk]

😐

[@SmoshNoah]

HA YES, great roast Ian.

[@Dankargonaut]

Yes

[@legna.r5696]

How much did he pay you to say that

[@yeet5596]

@@legna.r5696 This is definitely Ian on Noah's work laptop.

[@asylumthundr2765]

Ask Ian where Anthony is

[@kribble]

​@@asylumthundr2765found him

[@CyFiWasTaken]

Maidenless

[@halseypaya4582]

Nice pfp

[@therealKrak]

White Mask Varré: Unfortunately for you, however, *_YOU ARE MAIDENLESS_* !

[@lorddraonic]

Oh how wrong we were about his maidenlessness. He got wife'd tf up.

[@pedro-pascals-armpit]

his maiden was right there the entire time! ​@@lorddraonic

[@RikuVA]

It’s the silent “I’m gonna take this HR” stare for me haha

[@akhilm9851]

Sometimes Ian just decided to merc his people

[@Slipgatex]

The cut at the end is perfect

[@4evermarimba]

Coming from the guy that has friends cause he lip synced to pokemon 20 years ago makes this so much more brutal. 😭😭😭

[@lephester]

But he did that with his best friend, so he clearly knows what he's talking about

[@ethanriptide]

@@lephester and Shayne married best friend so I guess they’re even

[@pip4773]

@@ethanriptideDAMN

[@leslianderson7530]

Court’s laugh at the end hits even better knowing they are married now 😂

[@matiasparonzini7242]

That’s the equivalent of when the kid is talking to his parents about a video game he’s playing and then his or her parents say “have you figured out how to get a job?”😂😂

[@slimj091]

He still has to watch the youtube video on that Ian.

[@doubleEspressoShartini]

Ian: have you figured out how to get friends? Courtney: *turns into Carl Wheezer*

[@taraskat]

Shayne, with a comeback two years later: Great roast, Ian. Have you figured out how to get a wife?

[@Z25O]

In Shayne's defense. That is EXTREMELY impressive.

[@eolsunder]

when you finally beat the boss monster, and are happy and right after a wolf kills you because you weren't paying attention.

[@thedragonsnortchannel2609]

Ian: Have you figured out how to get friends? Shayne (today): No.... But I did figure out how to get a wife 😏

[@darrellwilliams1714]

That's not a flex

[@cedosderzerstorer183]

That's actually hella insane, strength build bros unite

[@alexia3552]

I love that Shayne played Shayne in Elden Ring

[@eliudavazquez]

Kudos to Ian for the perfect timed roast and I loved who decided to put the You Died sound/text lol

[@beatdeath9962]

Short answer: He has garnered the respect of the Elden Ring community and therefore shall make easy friends

[@andrewchilds2704]

I feel like at this point, if Shayne doesn’t have a lot of friends it’s probably because he prefers to roll with a small crew, and that’s totally ok!

[@greencreekranch]

I think he's the type who's popular, but doesn't know it

[@alexia3552]

Having even *A* friend is an accomplishment, shit

[@attention_shopping]

ofc ian is joking about it bc it's the opposite, shayne has all the friends

[@MikaeruDaiTenshi]

He doesn't need to figuire out how to make friends. He figured out how to get married.

[@InsignificantNick]

I love that Ian was sitting on that roast the entire time Shayne was talking.

[@WildberryPrince]

Now that we know they're married, Courtney definitely asked "how many tries?" because she knew it was only 3 and she wanted to set him up to brag about it, haha.

[@donu-donu3075]

Every strength player knows that big sword is the only friend you need

[@Mo-bj4uk]

Her laugh makes it even funnier at the end lol

[@groudon1326]

Shayne doing a strength build makes so much sense 😂

[@colinel.2550]

I'm usually not receptive of Ian's humor but THIS ONE 😂

[@brian72999]

Been waiting for this clip

[@gh0st_xr]

What video is this?

[@bluenova2958]

Courtney calling Shayne, 'Elden Himbo' gets me for some reason

[@vincarro5078]

Can't bench-press your way out of building meaningful wholesome relationships Shayne.

[@whoknows4780]

The You Died made it for me

[@WillGrayCoopcontrol]

"You died" got me fr 😂

[@Lime1958]

Jesus.thats Ian's most dad moment.😂😂😂

[@austingarrett3334]

"No, im still learning the patterns for that one"

[@justinhockstead3551]

"only muscles, beat the shit out of em" sounds like something mash would say

[@Captain_Bob]

Would have been the perfect moment to say "did you figure out how to make up with your friends?" And then a year later, Ian could say "yeah, I did :)"

[@knightgunther5123]

But he did figure out how to get a wife

[@billykid.935]

The guy’s married ian. Now back to you…

[@roddyitch1438]

The equivalent of maidenless

[@ZenoCoolmut]

Shayne could’ve said “Do you know how to keep friends”

[@xCM3Lx]

You summon them with a finger obviously

[@idc5309]

Shayne using that psych degree

[@vishalvenkat6]

That wasn't a diss that was a genuine question that he wanted an answer to. 😂

[@jamauln1]

How is Ian still a free man?! He just murdered that man!

[@SarcasticSean]

Shayne: I don't need friends. they disappoint me.

[@ScribblenautMaxwell]

Big talk from a man that only hangs out with his employees

[@jacobmiglionico7023]

the irony here is that its ian saying it to shayne 😂😂😂😂

[@l3rutalLegond]

I physically RECOILED from that 😂😂😂

[@Dloin]

Ian isn't roasting him. He just doesn't know how to find friends and needs someone to tell him.

[@KonnerKreed]

0:29 EMOTIONAL DAMAGE

[@gh0st_xr]

What video is this?

[@Non-Normal_Channel]

that took a turn, and the face shayne makes xD

[@b33lz3bub6]

This hits different now

[@ankebank6251]

Courtney saying“He’s studious” is so funny for some reason

[@angiemendez7029]

the man was too stunned to speak 😮

[@jessicaleigh514]

I love the chaos Ian adds

[@taullarcis]

Don't worry Shayne, Ian is just mad because he's Maidenless.

[@alexia3552]

"Elden Himbo" is so freaking funny

[@caseydonners9220]

Courtney hyping him up just for Ian to tear him down with a simple question😭😭

[@poop8701]

He doesn't need any more friends!😍 i feel like the full smosh crew would be just amazing friends to have😍

[@DynastyFade]

I need a Bortney in my life.

[@thefatman69dude]

Sometimes Ian brings a banger

[@raidendt]

so who's gonna tell him that Radhan was nerfed?

[@a.gss7714]

This was probably before. This video is pretty old, and they prerecord videos anyway.

[@ThreeGoddesses]

oh when was this?

[@kaiserofkush]

He did it pre-nerf

[@secrated]

he already knows, he said it in his gameplay video with Spencer

[@tayboogie6942]

This was from 2 weeks ago pre nerf

[@atharvadeshpande4749]

The way he says Radahn makes me want to Shatter the Elden Ring.

[@WombatTheMad]

Only muscles!

[@drvince0725]

YOU DIED INSIDE

[@hellfiredouglas1046]

Ian is so savage at all times and I know he doesn’t always mean it, but I love him for it.

[@anasianemo]

I love this workplace cause your boss can roast you and you can roast your boss and it’s all fun and games 😂

[@DishyLemon]

I didn't see this coming 🤣

[@themeta9273]

Ian is literally the last person to joke about that

[@ShelbyZealand]

I thought he was going to say laid. Lol

[@flightlessagbsls]

Even though he had a friend hyping him the whole time lol

[@zachfoster1847]

When the: YOU DIED popped up, I lost it at work. Holy Shit! XD

[@romilrh]

Ian's gonna regret saying that when Shayne is Elden Lord

[@naqidoesps4]

My older cousin every time I talk about a gaming achievement: "So, no bitches then?"

[@Quantumrealitygraphics]

Sounds like Ian just called him 'maidenless'

[@maxjohnson3695]

Shane runs a strength build irl😂

[@santinobramhill1942]

Now Shayne is gonna use his strength build on Ian

[@dpg154]

"You died" 🤣🤣🤣

[@DarkLordBlazing]

Mean comeback possibility: did you learn how to get your best friend back

[@mdntctyvlcn]

Ian went for the kill shot out of nowhere.

[@zoidbergthebabyjesus1606]

Your sword is yet to be polished by any maidens, and your under garments are tarnished

[@samanthaorleski9940]

That was insane. Jaw dropped.

[@oskarroos7768]

All im hearing is ogga bogga jump attacks

[@iDogz0daniel]

Ian Hecox, the boss you’ll never beat

[@dtvdva]

I love this dorky himbo

[@Paws_itivity]

Good job Shayne, don't let these maidenless tarnished bring you down 😆

[@maddieallison7133]

He didn’t figure out how to make friends but he did figure out how to get a wife so 🤷‍♀️

[@Cd_higgins]

Shayne's face at the end says a lot

[@Anthony-Manzanares2710]

Haha the classic souls message at the end 🤌

[@ShelbyZealand]

Hot and nerd has to be the best combination ever.

[@surik_at]

Well, if my boss is anything to go by, you can just pay people to be your friends

[@amcuevas]

Love that it's come out that they hate each other.

[@aggames3044]

Strength build, stronk and short, man is gimli's descendant and went dwarf

[@genesisaergo955]

Ian for the kill. I laughed so hard.

[@moistysquers]

Strength build is actually the hardest fucking way to play ER

[@ThreeGoddesses]

No different, really, then any other melee build. You have options that can make the game easier, but it always comes down to understanding which movesets are better then others, utilizing all the moves you have available (the amount of people I know who dont roll or sprint attack, EVER is astounding), using defensive talismans (IE dragoncrest talisman being the best overall option since most bosses do primarily physical damage), levelling VIGOR and using good weapon arts. For example, grafted greatsword is actually an awful weapon because it has the worse colossal sword moveset but people like using it because of its pretty decent stat buffs. But it pales in comparison to the utility of the colossal greatsword with its better moveset and the faster roll attack it has. More AP doesnt mean better dps, either. As well, vigor cant effectively soak hits until at least 40, and thats really only with defensive talismans.

[@moistysquers]

@@ThreeGoddesses no it's not about movesets anymore like the other souls like,pure strength now is literally the build with less DPS output than any other build. All the other builds require less stamina and stat leveling to do as much if not more than a strength build,almost every difficult boss is weak to bleed and almost all the weapons that don't scale with strength inflict bleed,not a single colossal sword/weapon scales better than B in strength.Elden ring is literally the hardest game to play a strength build in.

[@Shorkii.]

@@moistysquers yeah tried to do strength build vs Melania and got my ass whooped, switched to mage build and still got whooped but beat her eventually.

[@ThreeGoddesses]

@@moistysquers yeah I don't think you understand at all how bleed works, how strong strength builds can be, how two handing works, ect. For example, 99 strength isn't the cap; it can be broken by twonhanding it, which is why colossal weapons don't scale very well, because they can scale off of maximum 148 strength. And b scaling is VERY good, and the vast majority of weapons will not break this. Movesets make a big difference, because your dps is entirely about RECOVERY time. Weapons that have less recovery frames can get to the next action faster. Choosing the right ash of war is very important. For example, a colossal sword using determination or royal knights resolve can hit for up to 3000 damage a hit on its own, without other buffs. WITH other buffs, you can one-shot malenia in both phases. This CAN be better then utilizing bleed. Most weapons do not have bleed. There are a bunch of strength bleed weapons too, and if you want the status to happen reliably you need to use good weapon arts. And no arcane build can output more damage per hit then a good colossal weapon build. Then, of course, there IS the wheel of ghiza which is a monstrous weapon, but it's also a quality colossal weapon that can scale JUST FINE off of nothing but strength. So to point: strength builds just play different. They aren't harder.