Don't Win Mario Kart

Can we get not 1st place, not 8th place, but 7TH PLACE ONLY?!
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Courtney Miller // / co_mill
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[@psicoparkita]

Shayne "I don't think that's gonna work" *Angela's strategy proceeds to immediately work*

[@alili1152]

Angela calculating her wins perfectly despite everyone thinking it wouldn’t work is so cool. I LOVE ANGELA SM

[@onetime1264]

Slightly redeemed herself for the Zilaphone incident

[@koolaid2koolboyy]

@@onetime1264afraid there no redemption for the 9/11 incident 😭

[@ofanichan]

@@koolaid2koolboyy Or the "I know Damien's catchphrase in bed" incident 🤣

[@kurojngyuki]

I dunno how much calculation actually went into it, I think the universe is just on her side and she just goes with the flow lol

[@jackottens803]

She doesn't calculate anything about it she just bases it off vibes

[@paulameyer7646]

this is the ultimate group of screaming, but where angela and shayne scream like they are heading to war, chanse and courtney scream like a victorian lady who is fainting

[@cel9294]

THIS IS SO ACCURATE

[@MidnightWanderer00]

The true definition of *screaming* and *SCREAMING*

[@STARBWRY]

25:50 It was weird when Michelangelo painted that ceiling too, but in the end it looked great. Watch my Sistine Chapel.

[@L2Sentinel]

Winning with style.

[@paqap]

That line went so hard

[@Beanb3an]

That line was so fucking cool

[@ethans9379]

"Watch my sistine chapel." really is such a banger line

[@georgedoty-williams2085]

It's the kind of line that, if you fail, it's so embarrassing, but if you succeed, it's a killer line

[@mrgoober6320]

I am convinced that Smosh has one camera that does nothing but capture Angela's reactions.

[@sweetlows1]

It's the NFL's "Taylor Swift Cam" of Smosh.

[@nevis8086]

YEEES

[@glazomaniac]

it's the smart thing to do.

[@kg4wwn]

* at least one camera

[@Ailsa2001]

Yessss❤😂

[@blacksiopao]

Seeing Angela destroying everyone is my new Roman Empire

[@nevis8086]

Angela IS my roman empire

[@uyuyuyuya]

we're just living in *_The Age of Angela_*

[@dontmindme5239]

she deserves it

[@highdefinition450]

what does this even mean lol

[@batterybroken]

You mean London city? (Or whatever she called the Rome stage lmao)

[@thesecondduck1]

12:03 i love how in response to Shayne's Joshua tree comment, Angela then became Shayne and literally made the exact same expression he makes when he silent laughs to her jokes... i'm livinggg

[@southamerican5810]

care to explain it plz? i didn't get it sadly 😢

[@thesecondduck1]

@@southamerican5810 the joshua tree joke? i think (and this is coming from an australian who's never been to joshua tree) it's cuz joshua tree national park is kinda sometimes somewhere known as a retreat for hippies and spiritual people (i'm basing this only on the try guys' video of going there for Zach's bachelor party where they ate cbd-infused food) so by saving recreational drugs for joshua tree means they'll be having a great time? i dunno

[@Cas_Casio]

@southamerican5810 Yep. It’s about going to Joshua Tree National park and waiting to eat shrooms for the high to hit at the perfect time.

[@rickyricardo9710]

why did this make me think they would be a great couple

[@hinasakukimi]

they really are in their own little world sometimes i love it 😂😂

[@capybaraenthusiast5164]

Angela and Shayne both realized each ranking always gives a certain amount of points (7th place gives 6 point for example) but never caught on to exactly how much for each rank, so they were both guessing. But Angela's super-human sixth sense for accurately guessing which rank she needs to get 7th was AMAZING to watch!! She deserves this sweep after that brutal 999 coins XD

[@citrusune]

NOT enough people are talking about angela averaging her score to perfectly get seventh??? and IT WORKED?????

[@CODDE117]

Big Brain Time

[@hinasakukimi]

math genius over here

[@maryjoyspohrer256]

It pays to invest in the 'math budget'!

[@robynpainter7469]

Angela not knowing what GTA stands for, I envy her. You can mock her all you want, but she's truly free

[@Jimunu]

Should Shane show Angela GTA roleplaying. Like he showed Amanda Fnaf

[@kul2130]

Girl said "Bowser" in Pokemon category too. I love everything about her.

[@pavanbiliyar]

Let's put her in FNAF.

[@lenonel3286]

She's pure of heart ​@@kul2130

[@CODDE117]

Truly free

[@MrHMittens]

7:03 "When are they gonna hang me up back here, you know what I mean?" I love Angela so much

[@MrHamglove]

Angela asking “aren’t ribs on a bone?” and no one but Garrett reacting was HILARIOUS

[@zedlaftzegarld]

Shayne telling Angela "it's not gonna work, it's insane" aged well

[@tdarkhorse4]

the mario kart gods became the michael jordan meme: "and i took that personally."

[@pythonkatie1985]

I love when only one other person hears Shayne's jokes so two people can be in hysterics while everyone else is confused.

[@glitch0643]

12:06

[@RileyLastname]

29:19 CHANSE'S FACE WHEN SHE SAYS "i'm not that hungry" HELPPPPPPPP I CAN'T BREATHE

[@l.1586]

The sibling energy these four radiate is so good. I'm so glad this series is back.

[@andareon]

Angela's goblin energy is what I live for. The fact that she's also probably the least "gaming-savvy" one is even better when she wins like that. Absolute legend.

[@Laura_Zzzzz]

Shaynes wearing his Limes shirt again, Iconic.

[@sleepy_vi3nnq]

frrr lmao

[@Fynn.-_-]

Honestly it's part of his arck. Lol, but fr they get together for a week film allloootttt of videos then have like the rest of the month off

[@SonOfMuta]

What is it, Limes?!

[@excuse.me22]

another banger, another banger by shayne from icarly

[@RhumpleOriginal]

​@@excuse.me22 he needs to get the rights to release a cologne under that name.

[@SRKStar]

Angela is the Himbo Icon of Smosh that we needed and no one can prove me wrong. Edit:cant wait for someone to make a video comp called, “Where Smosh, we make references that no one understands.”

[@partiya_vaginodictatury_Aliyi]

22:35 don't be, Angela, because not being afraid to show your emotions in a healthy way is actually very attractive

[@kennaisabell]

Shayne going “LIKE I WAS IN JOSHUA TREE” and then proceeding to absolutely lose it was hilarious 😂

[@glitch0643]

12:01

[@tylerjackson1806]

I don’t get it. Am I dumb?

[@ZacLJones]

@@tylerjackson1806Joshua Tree is a place where one typically chills out and takes hallucinogenics (or shrooms) and his character had a mushroom.

[@SylentTiger]

I was there man

[@mrmetang3642]

@@ZacLJones I legit thought it was because Joshua trees are really old and thus really patient, IE they'd be the type to be patient with that mushroom. Thanks for clearing that up, I need to go outside more.

[@zadenredding572]

Courtney lowkey looking like shy guy while playing like shy guys is so wholesome

[@olivertarian3991]

"Woo gays! Gay it up"

[@sagegreeeeeeen]

I love that vibe they’ve got going on with shy guy

[@sebastianjean_]

shy guy is nonbinary coded

[@ReincarnatedGhost1]

She's literally Shy Guy in Real Life. Its good.

[@shelbentheshelby1329]

angela please "we're gamers we're gonna look for day at the races" literally had me choking on my cold brew. i almost spit coffee all over my computer please

[@yoyohayli]

2:30 Shayne - "Cause I like to be in first place to prove that I am actually legitimately really good at this game, but then I'm also good in, like, a seventh place kind of way." Never before have I snorted at someone justifying their strategy that, so far, has only led to failure...before immediately relating very hard to the sentiment.

[@619Slipk]

"Watch my sistine chapel" is one of the greatest things ever said in this great channel Absolute domination right there The GOAT at being 7th

[@polishka7529]

Did you mean SOAT???

[@raedien]

Angela truly dominated here. Flawless.

[@cineaste485]

Right behind “Oh no, there’s a pope on the road again.” Both said by Angela

[@joevictor53]

Angela: I went to a performing arts middle school and high school Also Angela: *doing maths to win every single round*

[@Erranteumbra]

This arc for Angela is exactly what I needed

[@christora1898]

Idk how but Angela is now challenging Shayne as my favourite Smosh cast member

[@joevictor53]

She's beaten him to number 1 for me. To quote Community, she is "a humble outsider that came in and nailed it"

[@EmyN]

Who doesn’t like the goblin

[@tessmarino5710]

chanses face at 29:21 when angela says she isn’t that hungry 😭

[@VinceeWilliamsMagic]

Especially bc he said her hair smelled and you KNOW it made Angela feel a certain way. Good for Angela tho she big brained it.

[@CedricBassman]

Bro disconnected from reality after that comment.

[@v4mpish]

courtney and angela: having a genuine conversation with each other shayne and chanse: SOCCEERRRRRRRR 23:00

[@notjustlaura6708]

It's giving Straight Shayne and Straight Chanse from the Love is Blind video lmao

[@lukthar123]

Literally a Girls vs Boys meme

[@psicoparkita]

It's why they work so well as a couple, bro husbands for life

[@tdarkhorse4]

@@notjustlaura6708 i was about to reply the same thing, like arasha is staring at courtney's tits and amanda's just over there appreciating her toilet wife.

[@Gooner184]

I liked Shayne's Real Madrid joke, not sure if the others understood it.

[@bolt2569]

You think when Courtney said don’t speculate online about people’s relationships she was hinting about her and Shayne

[@guilhermeviana2947]

I was searching for this comment 😂

[@the_matthatter]

Can I point out that everyone but Chanse had a driving assist and he did really well despite the extra challenge? Like well done!

[@ghostgurlgamer]

"Pauline is from Mario Odyssey!" Sir, she's Mario's first girlfriend from Donkey Kong.

[@paulpallo5513]

FAKE GAMER GUY ALERT DoeSN'T eVen KnoW mArio Edit: Also Mario leaves the Mushroom Kingdom in multiple games, WRONG AGAIN SHAYNE

[@lawrencefosterjenkins8216]

I wanna gonna say this but I was afraid I was gonna be That Guy 🤓👆

[@ghostgurlgamer]

I'll not lie, I didn't learn this fact until a few years ago. It just cracks me up to think Mario had a love interest before Peach.

[@ateawithoney]

THIS

[@georgedoty-williams2085]

Nah, Shayne answered well. None of the other guys would recognise the original Donkey Kong arcade, or the DS games. But Mario Odyssey? That one transcended normies

[@Lostflightwarriorcats]

Not Angela referencing the Sistine Chapel over a game of Mario Kart. That moment was great.

[@Rygoat]

13:32 dont worry Angela that never happens, someone ALWAYS laughs at Shayne's jokes, their name is Shayne

[@tdarkhorse4]

i also love that angela is slowly replacing damien as the person whose dynamic with shayne is they're both able to hit the EXACT right chords to make each other laugh consistently while everyone else is confused.

[@shelbys8870]

The shayne and angela dynamic in this is very strong and I love it

[@agneseditsstuff]

yes!!

[@shelbys8870]

@@agneseditsstuff i feel like they constantly unlock each others silent laughs

[@Earnan21]

@@shelbys8870 they are the two loudest, but they also end up with these little asides to each other that no one else catches and they are both cracking up. It's honestly my favorite subtle interaction on the channel.

[@shelbys8870]

@@Earnan21 yep yep exactly

[@agneseditsstuff]

for sure!! @@shelbys8870

[@eysteinneyjolfsson9557]

omg, how Chanse got so absolutely livid when Angela said ''Im not that hungry 🤷‍♀'' KILLED me, that jaw clench

[@coltjames9159]

I had to rewatch to see it. LMAO

[@axel4320]

18:46 GUYS, I THINK THE MARRIAGE THING IS REAL, CUZ THEY'RE OUT HERE GIGGLING ABOUT IT 2 MONTHS AGO

[@darkdestiny9106]

Memento jokes are the best; it's the same reason why I love the one Brooklyn 99 episode where Jake keeps bringing up Memento but somehow no one knows it - kills me every time

[@owenmartinez1485]

This is Angela’s greatest moment. A major win for her. A major win for us. Mexican salsa yes.

[@AJ-ht3kf]

Angela: I went to a liberal arts college Also Angela: *uses math to win game*

[@roofth]

She went to UCLA 😅

[@ceciamairani]

I think they meant liberal arts middle/ high school 😂

[@Ba-kt6ju]

@@roofth UCLA has multiple liberal arts programs lol, but they probably meant *performing arts school

[@AJ-ht3kf]

I love how well this comment aged. I hadn't finished the video before making it. It doesn't matter if it were a hs or college, the joke still lands...

[@katerussell2935]

shayne and angela need to be in every video together i swear they're hilarious

[@user-lx3jy8ci7v]

It can’t be a don’t win mario part video without shayne and angela

[@boomchickn]

Every time I see Shayne in that shirt I cant not hear Mr. Grubs " WHAT IS IT LIMES!"

[@pavanbiliyar]

A cameo of Damien walking through saying that...

[@weirdjest]

Mr. Grub is entirely TOO quoteable. I have rewatched his scenes so many times. XD

[@rachelhesketh94]

Funky Kong is giving Angela's character in the Barbeque Monologues...and I am HERE for it 😂

[@kpikachu2430]

obsessed with this reference

[@maxwashere.]

oh my god ur so right

[@dougiebear]

“I just wanna make ‘em happy…”

[@DrinzenDrawz]

Love how the starkid fanbase and smosh fanbase overlap haha

[@BeautifullyBookish95]

29:19 Chanse's face right here is everything. I love this man and all his reactions.

[@alili1152]

Angela being the goat with a hand and a half. SUBLIME

[@caitlinwheeler7915]

Y’all are forgetting in Shayne guesses video games Angela’s were all racing games she’s been training for this

[@ameliarose47]

Damn it's crazy none of them picked up on that and they all got blindsided lol.

[@dwrsseler5526]

chanse looked SO pissed when angela said "i'm not that hungry"

[@e.tominstead]

HE DID

[@jessicaleigh514]

Chanse was spicy today 😂

[@user-ks8jt8xw1k]

😂😂😂😂😂☠️☠️☠️☠️

[@glitch0643]

29:19

[@yellowmesh7821]

He really wanted that box

[@kevinchristianmasias8157]

29:20 Angela : "I'm not that hungry" Chanse fuming intensely. hahaha.

[@AlyssaMcFly.]

23:50 I love that it's always shayne that they forget to bleep

[@cineaste485]

i think they let it slide when it would completely interupt someone else's sentence

[@bondickle]

21:14 is actually really adorable. Just Shayne and Courtney STARING at Angela to gauge her reaction about the hair joke 😭💕

[@sauerkrautie.imoutie]

i love when i (or others) catch these moments. no matter how much they pick on each other they care so much!! it’s my fav group dynamic

[@Morster]

At this point I feel like they need to make a Smosh version of the Limes shirt. Honestly, I’d buy it 🤣

[@IceArceus_]

It says "Smosh" and the Limes are photos of the casts faces.

[@Monsoozi]

Same

[@georgedoty-williams2085]

Yeah, but sadly, I think it would copyright-infringe the shirt's original design. So, they either can licence it, or make it abundantly clear that it's a parody

[@ImpulseNOR]

SHAYNES and then a bunch of Shayne faces.

[@hbelleasmr]

it probably couldn’t look anything like the original design but I would 100% buy any lime-related merch

[@leonfishgoat256]

Angela has fr became my favorite smosh member it was always Shayne but idk she just nails my kind of humor I always laugh so much watching her but yall are all great keep up the good work I love watching y’all’s content

[@enigmaoftheechidna6279]

Angela clutched so hard, she placed consecutively and stole my heart all in one felt swoop

[@dominickucela6144]

It's hilarious how amazing Angela is at these bizarre challenges

[@toddjames1]

Except don't win at mario party. 999 coins LMAO

[@harryhealey4298]

@@toddjames1that was literally the most Angela thing that could’ve happened in a Mario Party video.

[@slowghostly]

chanse being sooo pissed is too funny lmaooo. his face at 29:20 (and shayne and courtney's too) had me cackling.

[@John_C_J]

Funniest shit ever. A person who does not know what GTA stands for absolutely dominating Smosh Games.

[@lonewolf4027]

14:50 best line from chance

[@actually_acactus5965]

I love that Angela has dominated so perfectly not winning but not losing just enough.

[@Anonymous_Individual]

Angela immediately going to Funky Kong was the correct reaction

[@martinhackx666]

20:45 Angela little dance is giving me SO much life rn.

[@Misogynisticfeminist]

It strongly reminds me of Dirty Girl from Nerdy Prudes Must Die

[@acaringfan6878]

I may be stoned, but Angela is girl Shane and Chance is boy Courtney

[@jensynvalormay3724]

I may or may not also be a tad zooted, but you are 100% correct

[@delasoldelasol3923]

Everyone missed Angela saying “wiggler” and chanse saying “Angela be careful”

[@foo-foocuddlypoops5694]

Shayne getting upset and confused by the Luigi & Daisy statue, the realisation setting in just how scuffed his prediction was that Mario and Luigi would kiss this year.

[@dougiebear]

Angela with the Grace Chasity screech at 28:38 is absolutely everything

[@chamayandham]

I was already in love, but when she said “I’m not than hungry”….you could start a crusade with that. What a queen!

[@anacarolina-rq1zx]

22:36 the dance wasn't unnatractive ang, you're good!!😂❤

[@Nothanksimtired]

I hear and see her get so anxious about some things she'll do and I just want to hug her. She brings me nothing but smiles, no cringe. What a delight 😊

[@anacarolina-rq1zx]

@@Nothanksimtired yesss!!

[@SeekandDestroy321]

Shayne’s REAL MADRID pun will not go UNNOTICED

[@Ploop615]

Time stamp pls?

[@SeekandDestroy321]

@@Ploop61521:52

[@sainow]

Right?? They're my sister's favorite team so I got it immediately!

[@monkebrainiac]

the random shit that they suddenly say while playing is making me laugh so hard lmfao

[@themarnacle]

Lol, shayne kept telling Angela it's not going to work... and it kept working

[@Sander2335]

The perfect revenge for getting the 999 coins in the don't win Mario party video. Proud of Angela

[@VillainKinnie]

0:34 shayne being all critical and sarcastic about their lack of mario knowledge IMMEDIATELY after incorrectly stating that pauline is originally from mario odyssey is very funny to me personally

[@natelikesfun]

And then later in the video he says Mario never leaves the Mushroom Kingdom even though that's the entire plot of Odyssey, lmao

[@VillainKinnie]

@@natelikesfunthe himbofication is setting in

[@kirillsniff9133]

​@@natelikesfunand wonder lmao

[@jolliron]

Technically THIS version of Pauline comes from odyssey

[@thatfedoraguy1112]

​@@natelikesfunAnd the most recent mario game Mario Wonder is *literally and very explicitly not set in the Mushroom Kingdom*

[@MaybeItsGas]

This group is 7th in my heart (non-derogatory)

[@lolasheffield4363]

18:52 is crazy watching this after the new announcement

[@noyoureaspoon]

24:30 the anger in chanse's voice omg

[@caleidonauta]

Chanse's face when Angela said "I'm not that hungry" is a poem

[@seiitanspawn]

Angela smiling big at the beginning of the video? Depression CURED

[@ruben3860]

Angela immediately choosing Funky Kong just sits right with me! That character can’t just go to anyone, and Angela is absolutely worthy! 🎉

[@brendanderewenko4048]

18:51 "guys dont speculate online about other people's relationships" hits different coming from Courtney now

[@beckettplant]

21:08 gives major “ don’t say that Kiana my hair is short and beautiful”😂

[@thatdiamondofhope]

The fact Angela killed it in this video with 1 arm deserves a like on this video

[@Omen-gv4hb]

The joint “Joshua Tree!” At 12:37 cracked me up

[@bitterglitters]

the joshua tree joke has to become one of those iconic moments and the fact that courtney and chanse definitely missed it is heartbreaking

[@hinasakukimi]

the fact that only angela and alex(?) acknowledged it kind of added to it in a weird way lol

[@fictionalheroine]

God damn. Angela is really the MVP in this game. Channeling Damien in big braining the maths of Mario Kart.

[@alyssatheexcellent]

29:19 when Angela says “I’m not that hungry” Chanses face was PRICELESS!!! 😂😂

[@jakepedersen2437]

"Guys, don't speculate on other peoples relationships" .... and now they're married...

[@katy6729]

can’t move for caterpillars in madrid, it’s a huge problem so glad you guys can use your platform for good & bring some awareness to this issue 🐛🚫

[@Star71476]

Angela the queen of don’t win Mario kart 21:22 look at that cute little smile 🥹

[@Jerga27]

Any gaming video with Shayne and Angela is guaranteed to be great 😂

[@sister0fad0wn]

do a lunchtime w/ smosh to Canes! so we can watch Angela having it for the first time

[@mae9507]

Mario kart you have to win but there’s challengers at the start of each round to prevent you from winning. Example: drunk goggles, blind fold, upside down, you have to wait until a player (person or computer) finishes a lap, etc etc.

[@lindseymassie9067]

Nothing is better than Angela proving Shayne wrong in that first round. We love our girl!

[@bramrutgers207]

Has anyone acknowledged yet that Chanse is the ONLY person playing without steering correction? Makes sense how he was struggling at Rainbow Road.... Poor guy :)

[@jacobbastin802]

He also struggled with Bowser's Castle.

[@papaspoon1550]

at 6:00 a genuinely started to wonder if Angela even knows how to play Mario Kart, she looks so stoned here and is playing like it too, but then it suddenly worked

[@RonnieStewartJr]

18:50 THIS IS SO FUNNY KNOWING WHAT WE KNOW NOW

[@libramoons]

THE PURE JOY I HAVE ON ANGELA’S BEHALF I LOVE HER SO MUCH

[@courtneynicole2894]

Wayyyyy to go Angela, She was a genius when it came to her tactic for 7th. She dominated and is a total mood always

[@sandman1008]

The great thing about this concept is that there's no guaranteed way to finish 7th. Even if you finish 7th every time, other players, or the cpu, can knock you out of 7th if the points line up correctly.

[@JamesSomersetActor]

"Don't speculate online about other people's relationships" ............ ❤