America's Next Top Florida Man

[@smolpan6337]

Hear me out America’s next top Simp-

[@smoshpit]

...wait omg we should

[@claraspenner]

@@smoshpit yes

[@thiccboi3648]

Or America’s next top Shayne or America’s next top Olivia

[@DeetTenebris]

I think Shane's character from recent 'Video Game in Real Life' video would fit in perfectly 😂

[@litjon1977]

@@smoshpit Yep, Damien would kill that.

[@catmoonkenobi]

Tommy came in so hot hitting on the judge, dismissing his dead spouse, scaring her with a single-hand beer can opening, and offering to be a step dad - all within seconds. An absolutely massive play.

[@3llevate]

Right? Lol

[@spooky_louie84]

Billy: I killed my wife Walt Daddy: I started a forest fire whilst fighting off alligators Lucy: *there is no war in Ba Sing Se*

[@celynjasminegerial454]

Love the ATLA reference 😆 she's brain washed

[@lumimi6591]

This is my favorite comment! 😂

[@markrickell4268]

I think you mean Luu Cee

[@isacarral2736]

Omggggg

[@rhettmitchell]

@@markrickell4268 LMAOOOO

[@Jack-SecITGuy]

Yeah Noahs and Olivas costumes are great...BUT straight up Tommy has nailed the Florida man look. You can find a person dressed like that at any Walmart in FL.

[@mcohen0609]

just thinking about the idea of a walmart in florida scares me

[@jerit7529]

The addition of punching everyone in Publix sold me.

[@elmzizdope]

Nah, Noah won that.

[@nathaliechenault5805]

That's because Tommy is a Florida Man just like Spencer.

[@LindsayRaeToro]

i think the difference is that Noah is more Florida Man and Tommy is more just a man from florida. both were incredibly done but they are definitely different vibes

[@laurahamilton8868]

Tommy constantly grabbing the mic from Courtney was a nice touch

[@thisisANGERACHEN]

I'm living for Tommy pretending to be a straight dude he's killing it 😂👌

[@sagegreeeeeeen]

His straight dude characters are so good lol

[@elis4192]

Fun fact: the reason there is so many weird storys from Florida is because it's an open record state meaning that most police records are open to the public to see

[@pvic6959]

yeah but do you think someone would be wear some wifebeaters and shoot a stop sign while riding an alligator with a gun they dont own in california? probably not LOL

[@lucky-wb3pk]

@@pvic6959 most definitely

[@gabrieller4474]

Minus the alligator... yeah

[@fatmambodje2944]

Whatever ohhh

[@jaelalvarez418]

@@gabrieller4474 Yes but what makes Florida man Florida man is the gators and bath salts.

[@lucijathebest9732]

Tommy hitting on Courtney is the funniest thing I've seen all day

[@NatalleeK]

Tommy if he were straight

[@Ida_Eid]

Honestly, i wouldn´t mind seeing "Americas next top Shayne Topp"

[@saudbadran1873]

Yasmin already won that 😂

[@Candy_Mandy]

Correction: America’s next topp Shayne Topp

[@sarielizabeth5981]

YESSS

[@laurengonzales9010]

Yes, but Shane had to be the guest judge and nobody can tell him what the theme is until they start filming

[@Candy_Mandy]

@@laurengonzales9010 YESS

[@Mattriarc]

As someone who's lived in Florida for the last 14 years, Noah shoulda won it because of his stories and backstory. Tommy played a really chill Florida man, but still Noah put a lot more into it.

[@skinnybuddha8988]

The top Simp decision was even worse

[@Coran_06]

@@skinnybuddha8988 Facts as good as Courtney’s character really was, it matched the fuck boy persona more than the simp. Also, mathematically Spencer’s character got way more points so he should’ve won.

[@sugarbits143]

This was the best comment I've seen all day

[@CommanderSuberox]

You know this is just for fun doesn’t really matter who wins lol.

[@stephaniewolfe2665]

This was Spencer's only chance to be proud of his experience as a Florida Man and it shows xD I've never heard anyone say "Florida is having 12 warrants and still having the gun" with such sincerity. Great episode guys!

[@06capoeirista]

It's true though. Can attest.

[@kassygo1375]

I like the subplot of Olivia being a regular person in that universe and being kidnapped forced to pretend to be a Florida man

[@MayvaAva]

I think the subplot was that she was from Miami but forced to be a country Floridian

[@Scrofar]

that explains and makes "you stay right where you are" even more threatening

[@maem7462]

Ikr give me a story about that

[@kassygo1375]

@@Scrofar exactlyyyy

[@rhettmitchell]

@@MayvaAva this is it

[@bambamboyles]

Man, "my mother was a pawn shop" legitimately broke me. utterly brilliant.

[@wellnessbylauren3767]

tommy's straight vibes are really something else

[@pushimka]

tomey

[@nahthanksno8299]

Courtney being legit startled by Tommy opening his beer was priceless

[@jet1893]

Time stamp 11:04

[@allywaite7600]

It’s liquid death. It’s literally fancy water. 😂

[@saigey]

its water😭

[@sMcSter]

And Spencer didn’t even blink, even with the scream. I love this

[@rhettmitchell]

@@sMcSter Spencer being a fellow Liquid Death drinking Florida Man

[@reisetyler]

I feel like Olivia just crumbled over the fact she HAD to be weird. She couldn't do it intentionally 😅

[@Jay-pi5vq]

Wtf lmao Tommy scratching his chest while mumbling "I don't know 'bout that." is SO on brand it is really hard to tell if that was a bit or just Tommy's inner Florida man making an appearance.

[@focusonthepie]

I think Olivia's character is the embodiment of one aspect about Florida they (appropriately) aren't mentioning. DRUGS! it's like she's trippin ballz then comes down and gets scared. XD

[@niclacy4048]

this

[@recon441]

Oooohhhh *whoosh*

[@benmartin6349]

Flakka n fanboats

[@greencreekranch]

@@carrotface9090 noah has a girlfriend u think...

[@Mor1adim]

Exactly

[@tortuguista1058]

i love how Billy doesn’t know personal space, Walt screams gators, camo and sweat and Lucy is just Florida version of Olivia

[@walterjosephson8355]

So true

[@NotFlappy12]

Walt Daddy*, it's his legal name

[@sagegreeeeeeen]

Lol true

[@chlorox01]

Tommy is just a regular middle aged man from Florida who drinks to much cheap beer. But Noah, Noah just completely embodies what it is to be F L O R I D A M AN

[@cortneysalster]

i lost it when tommy pulled down his sunglasses and revealed his eyes but noah was MADE for this

[@sagegreeeeeeen]

The little criss-cross applesauce

[@hugh_dancy]

why is tommy even in costume, he's literally from florida

[@kuramallama]

but is he a florida man?

[@Rain-np7tk]

@@kuramallama indeed not

[@rlpn6710]

He's a man from florida, but not Florida Man

[@bonsairyan]

But is he a top? That's the real question

[@goblinzoomer361]

but is he florida? is the real question

[@jimhalpert6968]

I get tommy as a more normal Florida man but Noah fuckin killed it for me he was the best most chaotic version of Florida man

[@niclacy4048]

spencer just hates noah for whatever reason

[@Cookiecat1212]

@@niclacy4048 I could really tell

[@donttalktomebye]

opposite sides of the spectrum

[@hbombscantling7722]

@@niclacy4048 I was really annoyed with his first round rating ☹️

[@kittycake713]

I think Noah was a great Florida man that everyone who doesn’t know Floridians imagines. Like I’m from Michigan and that’s 100% what I imagine florida man to be like But I could see that Spencer wouldn’t be as into that caricature bc he’s actually lived in florida for so long

[@lilly-kj9to]

Noah’s dyed buzz cut with the mullet is giving chaotic energy

[@emrys3574]

Noah was robbed in this. As someone whos entire family lives in florida and spent a good amount of time there, his description was the most accurate to Florida Man stories. Justice for Walt Daddy!

[@RoKer13]

Tommy’s Florida Man was good look wise but Noah’s Florida Man was perfect personality wise. Olivia was more like a victim of a Florida Man headline lol

[@CyberEJ]

The thing I love about this video is how every time one of the three says something, the other two end up pissing themselves with laughter. Noah's talking? Tommy walking to the wall and banging his head. Olivia talking? Noah hunched over, dying of laughter. Tommy talking? Olivia having a breakdown. I LOVE it, this was awesome

[@jaiden4315]

Skimpy jiggles junior is the Florida man

[@AMTunLimited]

I think Skimpy would have been too OP

[@ThatGuy-ew5du]

Wow anyone notice smosh erases posts if they are even slightly negative. Gonna be posting this on my twitch and Twitter over 225k subs and viewers so I feel it should be shown that smosh deletes bad comments or opinions to make them look like only fans post and have no negative people.

[@SpewinKindness]

Bruh, he is the Senate. That's why he is not here 😂

[@justiceupshaw5128]

I was just about to comment this

[@acemikado4048]

Sir! Senator Jiggles Jr. deserves your respect!

[@jessicaw9011]

America's Next Top Cat Lady (even if it was just so I could get a resurgence of Courtney's "I'm not like other Cat Ladies" Cat Lady)

[@mydy5863]

this brings me back to Smosh & Order. we should bring more unscripted videos, love them a lot

[@AntonWongVideo]

Ideas for more "America's Next Top...": - weeb - influencer - boomer - millennial - gen z - Californian - Smosh Character (Dumpster Wizard, Boneless, Beethoven Mom, etc)

[@pvic6959]

I think it would be hilarious to have something not in america too like "America's Next Top British Person"

[@nikko3125]

It would be so funnyy

[@mirnakalayjian]

great suggestions!!!!!

[@peteartieda58]

Wren/Otaku with Damien as a judge.

[@jessiec2220]

i like the boomer one

[@Alyssaishunting]

Noah's colourful hair with brown curls kinda works and idk why

[@sophiaaaaHhhh]

this so true, great minds think alike

[@arettbarnard7832]

I think it's because it almost looks like a hat with hair sticking out of the bottom

[@acemikado4048]

Looks like a beenie with the curls coming from underneath. Lol.

[@theflawedkid]

Exactly

[@Amateur.Nail.Art.1]

The extra mullet. Lol

[@rodentfairy]

Tommy looks like every florida dad after the age of 35 who owns a broken boogie board that just sits in a cluttered garage

[@amandak8689]

This comment. 😂

[@babieangeljeno1656]

Lmao I'm wheezing

[@newhampshireweirdo1028]

Me: *tells my dad about this comment* My dad: *who grew up in florida and currently lives there* that's not true! Me: dad, lying is bad My dad: oh you little *tickles and playfully attacks me* But also we actually have like 20 boogie boards in our garage that are broken and yet we still use them and keep buying more

[@blllllllllllllllllllrlrlrl7059]

He looks like some of the folks I know in rural PA.

[@crash8542]

They missed the vietnam vet who only wears clothes that have gator teeth sewn on and swears the government is after him so he lives in the middle of the everglades and only eats crawdads, gators, and turtles.

[@toriemoran4574]

As a person who has lived in Florida for all of my 31 years so far, THIS HITS HOME OMG

[@ShawnElizabethMusic]

As a Floridian who was born in Port St. Lucie, "Billy" is spot on.

[@theslain._.2798]

Idk what Spencer has against Noah but as someone who lives in the south he killed it. The fat lip of dip and the m80s were great and the accent was the best out of everyone.

[@megspositiveoutlook5772]

From Florida here, knowing Spencer is also from Florida it makes sense. Noah did general south and wasn’t quite matching the Florida vibe. If this had been a Louisiana or Mississippi man it would have been great. But Florida (especially central and south Florida) is notoriously Not Southern. He just wasn’t it.

[@CatsLikeBoxes690]

@@megspositiveoutlook5772 he was miles better than Olivia though so it was still BS to give him a 5.

[@RoKer13]

Yeah I’m not even from Florida but I have cousins and have visited. Noah was my favorite.

[@kathryndipietro8974]

Noah killed it! I kind of agree that he felt more Lousiana than Florida, but oh man is he an amazing actor! I actually kept forgetting it was Noah! 😲

[@sweetpea0746]

@@CatsLikeBoxes690 sooo much better than Olivia. I don’t understand why Courtney gave her such high rankings. Honestly, she’s never as good as the others.

[@kitcatattack3757]

I swear Noah's scenario is a real headline somewhere in Florida

[@lilithmichealis8838]

Billy gave off "my wife took the kids but i kidnapped them back" vibes

[@emmajane9640]

I'm actually unnerved at how accurate Tommy's character is, my Grandpa was from Port St. Lucie, and that is exactly how he dressed.

[@Jmg5594]

My boyfriend is from PSL and I can attest- everyone there looks just like tommy HAHA

[@marajadewisterman136]

7:50 "but there was a lizard in my house and I caught that and named it" ACCURATE

[@uwubro8911]

.... not me with multiple named house geckos

[@peterporker_551]

Tommy's voice changed, he is really into character, I almost didn't recognize him.

[@whoa8363]

Imagine getting a parking ticket for not leashing your alligator 👁👄👁✨

[@solidcommentor8717]

or snapping turtle

[@Feralguineapig27]

Omg you should do America’s next top vegan next. That would be so funny

[@christianchavez6949]

It was nice to see Tommy letting his accent out more. Don't know why they made him change his name though

[@ztanlee2007]

Because these are characters. That's why Noah is called Walt Daddy.

[@lorenee8902]

Noah’s story is spot on a lot of country boys in Florida only carry like three pocket knifes instead of guns because it’s more affective

[@CorvusCorone68]

especially cuz if the gun ends up in the bayou it might not be so useful

[@uncleherm4658]

AMERICAS NEXT TOP TIKTOK BOI

[@jasminesimmons9321]

Yes just yes

[@emmamartin8722]

I was literally about to just say America’s Next Top fuck boy

[@chrismartin6325]

Cringe asf no

[@ashvlogs2983]

Yes this is An amazing idea 10/10

[@davidparkes7741]

So.... Shayne normally? Lol.

[@zawadsadaf9194]

I feel like Courtney Freaking Miller would've been the ideal contestant for the next top Florida man

[@baldesion]

CFM is a celestial being and is part of the universe and not tied to worldly places such as Florida.

[@miyasias108]

I feel like CFM is the ClaRISSA as an adult, and she stole Courtney’s identity.

[@goodnesswhy]

He's not a mister. He's a *myster-y!*

[@alevalencia7344]

Courtney Freaking Miller created Florida in a dream about his alter egos

[@BKaitsuki]

'' uhm i Married my Dog ? '' HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHA I LOVE THIS SERIE SO MUCH OMG

[@theinvisiblebean1752]

I wanted Noah to win, he’s never been more convincing

[@samstuckrath596]

Noah's hair really fits the outfit. I could see someone walking down the street like that

[@landrylauren884]

“i didn’t know what’s happening which feels accurate” if that isn’t my life 😂

[@LunasDaughter743]

I live in Florida and I know these people lmao. The only thing we are missing is a 90 year old who can't hear and who doesn't stop talking about the same 3 things repeatedly. Lucy: you don't just hunt squirrels; you also hunt iguanas. Florida is also holding me hostage. Please help me?

[@oliverbrownien5009]

As someone who has moved around a lot because of their dad's job, I have lived in Destin, Navarre, Pensacola, Gulf Breeze, Jupiter, Fort Lauderdale, Fort Myers, and Tampa and Noah's was the most accurate Florida Man I have ever laid my eyes on. The American flag shirt and the deer piss would make anyone believe he's from Florida.

[@creeperking8702]

Wait Jupiter

[@marianaamor6319]

I'm from Illinois, and my bio dad is from and lives in Florida. Tommy's character actually reminded me too much of my dad during some parts 😂😂

[@3llevate]

The part where he killed your mom? 😀

[@3llevate]

Jkjk

[@aoibhinnleigh7326]

"Biological stepfather" made me spit my coffee. 😆

[@exstatik788]

I love how "Florida Man" has become a subspecies of the Caucasian male 😂 It's one of the many evolution paths we have

[@SingingWithWings]

Evolution. Regression. Whichever.

[@punusername3445]

@@SingingWithWings evolving, just backwards

[@emberz3778]

Yes my favourite caucasian male. Olivia.

[@QuikVidGuy]

@@emberz3778 as long as she's trapped in florida she's whatever they want her to be

[@acee_lacee]

I love that spencer actually looked like he was taking it seriously

[@amandadyarr]

Damn I’m from Florida and Walt Daddy was perfect! Noah did awesome

[@sharky5250]

13:49 Billy walking up to the camera all threatening got me 😆😂😆😅

[@michaelbidniss988]

America's Next Top E-Girl! (Starring Shayne, Damien, and Ian)

[@austin25go]

Yes

[@megelizabeth3088]

15:15 the “we’re no shayne and damien” got me more than some of the bits in this video lmao

[@vlahakisnick]

I feel Tommy had an unfair advantage. It would be like putting Damien in "America's Next Top Weeb"

[@Magenta4ever]

Now that would be a good one, and just have Damien as the judge

[@noface3641]

This is EASILY becoming my favorite thing of smosh. I would literally watch them do any "Americans next top". they're all such good improv actors and I feel like making foolish one-time insane characters is their calling, its bringing out the absolute best of all of their humor.

[@--Danni--]

Can we bring this series back? 🥺 new cast would kill it

[@blodia-]

absolutely! specially Angela (she is insane) and Anthony

[@ETBozz78]

"Rif Raff is my biological Step-dad" is a T-shirt idea hahaha I was dying 🤣😂😆

[@SingingWithWings]

I love how Tommy adopted Olivia's hostage thing and became her captor. 10/10

[@Lrbrz]

Tommy and Noah were amazing. They’re so good at improv

[@eduardomojica546]

Yeah Olivia's character was so weak. Tommy and Noah totally nailed it. I wouldn't of watched if good acting wasn't displayed

[@theonlythinghere9323]

tommy always improving straight characters is HILARIOUS

[@TheyCallMeeCC]

Olivia in every skit or episode *awkwardly looks into camera with slight smile, proceeds to use same exact tone and voice for everything* I’m convinced her only character is Olivia.

[@NK-pr9xy]

So true

[@justingarrett2239]

Someone said it😬

[@chigginnuggie7681]

Do “America’s Next Top Man”. Courtney and Olivia should be two of the contestants with Shayne.

[@TheSlothReader]

As a person from the Gulf Coast of Alabama, directly next to Florida line, I feel a kinship to Spencer and everything said in this video was accurate. I've literally met people dressed like Tommy

[@Leeon_King]

13:23 Tommy really is the best at continuity lmaooo

[@nickthomas9208]

Olivia's Awkwardness works so well with this character and I absolutely love it!

[@Magnesius]

meh, she didn't put any effort into her bit.

[@madison3378]

as someone who has lived in florida for almost 21 years, this was too good. i’m also specifically from fort lauderdale so when olivia said that i giggled

[@user-dz7dl2yz4j]

The way that Spencer being form Florida Made all the absolute sense😂

[@madisongray3137]

I really liked when you guys did the whole Disney themed Try not to laugh...maybe you guys can do Disney's next top Disney character where you make your own Disney Character?

[@SonOfMuta]

Tommy is actually from Florida...this should be a cakewalk for him

[@blodia-]

No wonder he is crazy

[@MigleCes]

I would love to see America's next top Jonny. Some throwback to diaries 😀

[@KrankkxGaming]

I almost literally choked on my drink at "not only is my father riff raff but my mother is a pawn shop"

[@kanakomthongmeesang5832]

Lucy’s breaking news gave me the there is no war in Ba sing se vibe

[@anastasiahernandez6575]

This was just 17 minutes of Olivia feeling lost

[@isabellac4901]

Why does tommy pull off straight florida man so well tho😂

[@jessicaw9011]

Because he wasn't always out of the closet?

[@3llevate]

@@jessicaw9011 Tommy once was a straight Florida man.. before becoming an LA gay.

[@tierynoehrlein8507]

Tommy’s character is literally my neighbor

[@djroberts83]

Idk about the competition but Noah’s interview was so intriguing

[@mads_mikkelsen]

for a second, i thought i had accidentally opened up tiger king on netflix because of the intro music

[@psd103]

Noah literally didn’t need to do anything to his hair because he already has Florida Man hair.

[@becauseknowledge]

seeing tommy like this broke me immediately and I never recovered

[@SupremeLeaderKimJong-un]

"I like the bayou" He does realize the bayou is a Louisiana thing, right?

[@Magnesius]

South florida.... has a bayou.

[@753rocker357]

I fall more in love with Noah with every single video he's in. What a talented little cutie

[@kendall7977]

As a Florida person the first person (“Billy”) is so accurate oml-

[@maxman1602]

Olivia is giving off "You say you're fine, but you're not fine" vibes.

[@madelinetzioumis9561]

It's a bit obvious, but would honestly love a next top bro. Damien, Shayne, and Ian? Or maybe get Courtney in the mix? I feel like it would be great.

[@donttalktomebye]

billy is the most accurate and common Florida guy....especially from PSL. like he was definitely someone i went to high school with's uncle Walt daddy definitely hangs out at the sausage castle, has worked at gatorland, and says the n word WAYYYYY to comfortably and loudly lucy is definitely from the pensacola but has always loved going to miami and i love her identity crisis real side note is tommy from florida bc its TOO ACCURATE

[@M0ssDem0n]

My therapist: Straight tommy isn't real he cant hurt you. Straight tommy:

[@pigeonninja]

Tommy is a tan and a lifted truck away from resembling my uncle who is an actual freakin’ gator hunter in Florida. He also works for the citrus groves like some sort of orange whisperer that just feels it in his bones when they are ready to harvest. Haven’t finished the video but if he loses I will cry irl and it’s your fault.

[@kyleo9129]

Americas next top KYLE!! We are a force to be reckoned with 😈

[@ajhd5810]

As a Floridian I whole heartedly agree with everything in this video.

[@flamingscolipede2330]

As another Floridian I agree

[@astraldamien]

As yet another Floridian, I also agree.

[@ajhd5810]

So the council has decided.

[@KittyyKhaos]

Same lmao

[@wildwesley9328]

As someone currently living in Port St Lucie (and born in Ft. Lauderdale) I must say they’re all giving northern florida vibes. PSL is more retirees who golf and Ft. Lauderdale is spring vacation central

[@animewarrior16]

Tommy's commitment to the bit is second to none