America's Next Top Simp

You asked for it, so we’re … reluctantly delivering. It’s time to find out who has what it takes to be America’s Next Top Simp!
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CAST
Courtney Miller: / co_mill
Shayne Topp: / shaynetopp
Spencer Agnew: / spennser
Tommy Bowe: / tomeybones
Ify Nwadiwe: / ifynwadiwe
CREW
Director: Kevin Rygg
Vice President, Unscripted: Matt Raub
Executive Producer: Sarah Whittle
Segment Producer: Garrett Palm
Producer/Cam Op: Kevin Rygg
Production Manager: Garrett Palm
Production Coordinator: Jacqi Jones
Art Director: Cassie Vance
Art Coordinator: Yasmeen Mughal
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[@KindaCaitlyn]

Crying at the thought of someone getting an old hat from their deceased grandfather and adding wolf ears and fur to it

[@adrianghandtchi1562]

Well, let’s hope he was kidding for the bit.

[@BrockWasTaken]

@@adrianghandtchi1562why? Not like the grandfather plans on using that hat

[@B2Roland]

​@@BrockWasTakenit's giga cringe

[@Max.x.x.]

I have my papa's old hat and even just imagining adding wolf ears to it makes me laugh, ik my papa would too

[@uyuyuyuya]

​@@B2Roland ...cope?

[@FurikusHex]

I love how Tommy was genuinely uncomfortable during Spencer's meet and greet. He kinda forgot for a second this was a bit and was genuinely afraid of Spencer.

[@Yellofriends]

The way Spencer put the fear in Tommy had me dying!

[@renolta1365]

I was scared too tbh

[@Jo_youwhatmate]

I can just picture Tommy going internally "I know John D Bad has the most points, but for the sake of public safety and my own personal sanity, I can't let him win"

[@LaMortDeLaMusique]

John D Bad is the one that toed the line between simp and incel.

[@caitr21]

well it’s because nice guys always finish last

[@SaraZigova-x5p]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@animeasmey2]

@@caitr21HAAAAA!!!!

[@TheSindustriesLtd]

Shayne was doing comedy. Spencer and Courtney were doing therapy.

[@lonelyboy9852]

I think Tommy needs therapy, and also me.

[@theinternetlawyer7126]

@lonelyboy9852 Sup I got B in highschool psychology, tell me all you want

[@mosquitopyjamas9048]

Dude my childhood

[@austindelacruz5872]

​@@theinternetlawyer7126 I got touched by my teddy bear

[@SaraZigova-x5p]

Exactly what i was thinking that shane didnt even cared to win he went just for comedy 😂

[@hallieeramos]

One could argue that Shayne was the best simp for refusing to stop simping for Lady Dimitrescu, even though it meant losing the competition.

[@sameel3843]

A true simp stays loyal to his big booba mommy goddess, even when it may mean your own downfall. That is peak simp energy

[@toninomatalone7323]

Tommy said it himself. Sir Phillip might be the biggest simp of all, but that was his downfall. Unfortunately this is a competition and you have to apply to the rules of the judges. With that said John D was robbed.

[@sameel3843]

@@toninomatalone7323 agreed. He should have won

[@wolfdusk2537]

WHO CANT LOVE THOSE BIG MOMMY MILKERS

[@user-mz9xo3hx1h]

Everyone talking about dimitrescus milk jug but everybody forgets about the dump truck clarie had in darkside chronicles

[@Jkdabomb10A]

Courtney was the most clever but Spencer was the most viscerally uncomfortable. And Shayne was adorable.

[@SaraWolf-hj6dj]

18:48

[@olympiaelda1121]

@@SaraWolf-hj6dj I see you.

[@LilSwinney]

Shane is playing a character, Courtney and Spencer are playing people they 100% have met/know

[@lizxu322]

...or Are...

[@leslieg108]

I forgot how good this was. Spencer deserved an Emmy for John D Bad.

[@sarahmorris4575]

I rewatch this every several months and it is ALWAYS amazing

[@tttyyy949]

What did Emmy do to you?!

[@-Nameless.]

​@@sarahmorris4575omg I'm not the only one who is obsessed with this it had no right to be this funny 😅

[@K.Dre_is_Undead]

Honestly he deserves a comic strip where John just does Down Bad shit all the time lmao

[@sagegreeeeeeen]

GIRL WHAT

[@antonrnik]

"I'm so sore from creating my own path" Tears ran down my cheeks, well done Dominic.

[@pernoninnoobs3872]

Dominic literally made such a golden comment

[@selish2904]

time stamp?

[@antonrnik]

@@selish2904 7:44

[@jordanwright5231]

Yessssss! That was soul-altering

[@AscendedXSaiyan]

"I'm *ALWAYS* edging" Got that reaction from me 😂

[@snakesonthismondaytofriday1750]

John "Down" Bad is the ultimate Simp because he got the most points and still lost.

[@atomiksphinx77]

Exactly this 🤣🤣🤣

[@tyffaneelavely8087]

well, the last round counted too. They just didn't give points out loud.

[@SalamanderTeeths]

Nice Guys finish last 😭😂

[@piccoloatburgerking]

@@SalamanderTeeths We really live in a susiety.

[@ohno3358]

@@piccoloatburgerking sus!>?? 😳😳😳

[@jaxonjordan4835]

Spencer's character made me physically ill with how realistic it was

[@UrMumsFavoriteBoyToy]

Oooo I was the 69th like

[@goodnesswhy]

It's a crime that he didn't win!

[@allan_w6225]

@@goodnesswhy rigged

[@BobRobie1]

Millions of them on twitch

[@TheNormalAsian]

I knew someone in high-school that dressed like that 😆

[@sunshineking1053]

The most upsetting part is that you know for a FACT Courtney has experienced her character first hand and Spencer’s performance was so convincing I’m now terrified of him 😭😭😭

[@BRBonGiediPrime]

I'm uncomfortably attracted to his ability to glide on heeleys so effortlessly.

[@PokeRedstone]

Spencer dug deep into his middle school existence.

[@LeniPeni]

I love Spencer so much he always makes me laugh and cry 😭

[@donttalktomebye]

Spencer had to be this dude or at risk of being him at some point in life, its too easy for him. Like he had to be in the same group in middle school st LEAST.

[@thisismyname603]

@@donttalktomebyewow its almost like these are people that act for a living 😮 crazy right

[@aldendomino3523]

"I'm so sore from creating my own path", is one of the funniest things a smosh member has ever said.

[@tarunbaskaran558]

What does it mean?

[@invalidopinion5384]

@@tarunbaskaran558 exactly

[@nhae0]

@@tarunbaskaran558 imagine a person goes through life as if going through a jungle. There are clear paths in front of you, some longer, some shorter, where most people push through. You know those are easier to go through, but in the end you won't feel as rewarded for doing so. There are many parts of the jungle that are unexplored or barely touched, through which individuals can come across their desired paths, mostly making them up as they push through, which is obviously very exhausting work. It basically means "it's so hard to be original"

[@tarunbaskaran558]

@@nhae0 Tnx

[@ericafey8958]

@@nhae0 respect

[@ginahungate2390]

Shayne refusing to simp for anyone but lady D is the ultimate simp move

[@pinkyxie2467]

Ayo no comments? Guess I'm first. Howdy

[@smolchild1057]

Wow nobody is touching this comment. Guess the mention of lady demistrescu is to intimidating.

[@virtualcynical8515]

@@smolchild1057 She makes me Scaroused

[@gerardalrickracines8212]

I thought he is satirically protraying Markiplier simping on Lady D.

[@ginahungate2390]

@@gerardalrickracines8212 No I think lady D just has a affect on everybody

[@brister7110]

while all the characters were great, spencer's portrayal of JDB was so painfully authentic and realistic, the way he carried himself and his mannerisms were spot on. i was shocked when he didn't win

[@jordimelis4463]

I was shocked as well, for me it wasn't even close. Steven even had the hovering hand for the picture. Rigged!

[@caitlynford3001]

Same especially bc he got a perfect 20 score for the meet and greet and Dominic only got an 11. I feel like the ending came outta no where

[@wisppandemonium8106]

Same, John Down Bad was the perfect simp and I have no idea how he lost.

[@cosmiceclipser3261]

We should call for a recount! Jokes aside I truly felt Spencer’s performance was the absolute best with his consistency and lack of desperation his character stayed true the entire way through and I’ve met many simps who for the most part act primarily as he does in this skit...

[@frostyfb7290]

John D Bad definitely won to me. He had the highest scores, and was scarily accurate. Reminds me of someone from my high school.

[@maddo1069]

Ify: *Holding strong, committing to the bit* Spencer: *heelys into centre stage* Ify: *immediately breaks character*

[@garethjoseph291]

😊

[@Camtrain1989]

Shayne and Courtney obviously put a lot of time and effort into those personas. And Spencer just showed up to work.

[@kafalotofeao462]

🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@HeadphonesGal215]

IFNEOENDIENENHEVWVEODNBDBR

[@joonkt90]

They called him in on his day off and he came running

[@Camtrain1989]

@@joonkt90 you can tell he's come straight from harrasing some poor young women 😂

[@burakbodur5605]

@@joonkt90 he’s wheeled in

[@greatwolffilms1]

I can’t express how accurate Spencer’s was. I’m literally being harassed by a boy exactly like John Down Bad

[@lizzieandmocha1131]

Oh you poor, poor thing. I've learned to just stop being nice to those guys and go straight to telling them straight-up you're not, nor ever will be, interested, and if they continue you will get the police involved. Fastest way to shut them down and stop that crap.

[@656grunt]

Yeah my girlfriend is constantly being harassed by this one guy saying how much better he would be to her than me and we both read his texts and laugh but it's just...so sad the lengths these guys go to. She's tried shutting him down but he's convinced i'm "brainwashing her into rejecting his advances" like my lord man

[@Slambot-iw9po]

Harassed or flirted with? You can’t confuse the two.

[@KittyyKhaos]

@@Slambot-iw9po most likely harrassed

[@aspecttnd]

@@Slambot-iw9po those type of dudes are mainly harassment but they think they’re playing it cool 😂

[@deburrito6882]

The way Courtney's "I'm so sore from creating my own path" made everybody react so viscerally, Tommy's panicking anytime the characters got too real, Spencer's heelies, Shayne's poetry, Ify's bursts into laughter, I'm losing it, this is one of the best smosh videos

[@danielhiggins5907]

The look of pride on courtneys face after that building my own path joke says it all. She knows she struck gold there

[@KaneColin]

Based on the scores I’m surprised that John D Bad didn’t win, though, “I’m so sore from creating my own path” is the greatest line in Smosh history.

[@jimbobsenpai3082]

Why , I don’t understand it

[@LessGo7921]

@@jimbobsenpai3082 Exactly. That's what makes it so great

[@jimbobsenpai3082]

@@LessGo7921 ok

[@micahlanders4975]

John D. Bad robbed

[@bruhsset]

Simps are never the first choice which proves that John D Bad is in fact the greatest simp

[@dwizz4391]

Shayne needs an episode playing resident evil 8 in this character

[@bigmastermind1]

THIS!

[@catshay]

watch markiplier’s playthrough it’s basically that

[@PallasEquus]

We need this in our life right now XD

[@gayjebus4079]

I need to see this now please

[@IamTeenGohan]

@Hector Jimenez Everyone with a shred of human decency wants some Lady D

[@jordanprice6457]

I love that Shayne called Spencer's character a natural Lord Byron because Lord Byron was famous in his day for writing what was considered to be the equivalent of smut nowadays. It's comparatively downright child safe compared to some of the music popular today of course, but the fact that Shayne knew that about Byron really shows how well-read he is

[@sanniichi_]

Or shows how much dedication he put into this character which is just as amazing

[@Galiant2010]

IIRC his college degree had something to do with psychology. Wouldn't be surprised if that came up in that degree track.

[@XZacatakX]

Wow i'm watching a hole bunch of people do funny weird things on smosh and i'm still learning a bit of culture x)

[@-xavier_rose-4599]

Well, he has said before he loves reading. Maybe he's actually read some of Lord Byron's work before lol

[@laurap.7636]

That's not true. Lord Byron was not alive during the Renaissance, but during the Regency. It was not historically accurate at all, thought it was funny.

[@Melissa123465]

Spencer won when he addressed the judges directly in his introduction like he was on the bachelor with “Good morning, Kings.” Though the honourable mention of Courtney’s “Most girls won’t go for this, only like girls who aren’t like other girls would go for this” is an elite and overlooked line.

[@Alyssaishunting]

Courtney and Spencer's characters were both so accurate but in two completely different ways.. and Shayne's ... Accurate in many weird ways

[@Naurfae]

Courtney: The simp you meet at a club Spencer: The simp you find online Shane: The simp who tirelessly harasses one specific onlyfans creator

[@commondirtbagz7130]

@@Naurfae oh like me!

[@thisismyname603]

How was Courtney’s accurate?

[@bluejai4212]

Spencer not winning was a tear jerker. I was rooting for you, John. We were all rooting for you.

[@stacia114]

Figures. Nice guys finish last.

[@RamonDeeJay]

Same. I think his character was a much stronger and more accurate simp than Courtney's character

[@dext1352]

@@RamonDeeJay and because the votes were actually on his part. Like courtney had at the end of the second challenge 26.69 points, spencer had 38. I have nothing against smosh i love all of them but i think someone can't do math

[@RamonDeeJay]

@@dext1352 true!! I was so shocked cause it was pretty obvious that Spencer had so much more points

[@brennuswhite1845]

I was down bad for John, in terms of who I had pegged for the winner.

[@EthalaRide]

The heelie-into-a-kneel all without eye-contact but specifically aimed/focused... slowly scooting and leaning closer, and _closer,_ and *CLOSER* without changing expression from their blank-faced nervous energy and being sort of unreadable. That shit is too potent. I goddamn KNOW this person, sadly.

[@cup_of_chai4369]

dude same the only thing I would add is the one I know is also a history nerd (mostly ww2) I think that statement explains its self

[@andyjebson4976]

@@cup_of_chai4369 as a history nerd I feel personally attacked.

[@cup_of_chai4369]

@@andyjebson4976 I didn't mean that all history nerds were like that, I'm sorry that it came across that way. I was more implying that this person was constantly making jokes or saying facts about ww2 while slowly scooting closer and closer to you.

[@andyjebson4976]

@@cup_of_chai4369 no its fine i was just joking and I'm painfully aware of the types of people you're referring to.

[@cup_of_chai4369]

@@andyjebson4976 I had thought you were but you never know

[@thejustinwestra]

The way Shayne’s “spit in my mouth” joke didn’t land is funnier than the joke itself.

[@yourewrong154]

Spencer absolutely nailed the m’lady vibe holy shit. Easy winner. Courtney had a great character too though and she’s so quick. The edging joke was hilarious. And obviously Shayne’s dedication is admirable

[@stalkerLad]

When was the edging joke lol

[@yourewrong154]

@@stalkerLad 15:03 ish

[@stalkerLad]

@@yourewrong154 oh haha my bad, I missed it.

[@nikostyleonyomamacoochie8513]

"Tie me up and spit in my mouth"

[@disenchanted366]

I’m concerned why he was so good at it tho

[@heyoavacado1014]

Starting to think shayne wanting to be pegged by the tall vampire lady isn’t just his character lol

[@pvic6959]

relatable

[@dameanjames1048]

Who wouldnt want to be pegged by the tall vampire lady

[@goldybutters9269]

Not if you've seen his tik toks lol

[@IndigoWolfTail]

No joke, I watched a short compilation of all of Shayne's past "Beggin' for a Peggin!'" I died laughing when he brought it back today!

[@tasajs9056]

Haha he's so silly

[@victoriayeager1311]

I literally gagged when Courtney did the "come closer." It's too accurate and painful to watch

[@katspangler6336]

when Courtney said "i'm always edging." lmfao

[@Galiant2010]

Beckoning with the middle and ring finger was a great touch, as well lol.

[@demonseed360]

"Come closer", and then she moved over to him XD perfection.

[@amyr9174]

@@katspangler6336 yes! She's so quick and on fire recently!

[@Tinygaycookie]

I was just scrolling to the comments to see if anyone else noticed that fucking had me dying laughing.

[@NatalleeK]

Spencer actually making Tommy uncomfortable was some s tier method acting

[@michellemarlin1424]

Lmfao the face tommy made when Courtney said “I’m always edging” was shock, horror, and amazement all at once

[@Quartz-GT]

Tommy is so pure, that was one of my favourite parts of the video

[@janezaccari1854]

when?

[@IamErik31]

@@janezaccari1854 15:07.

[@janezaccari1854]

@@IamErik31 AAHHAH THANK YOU

[@paulsanchezcordova5387]

I dun get it :(

[@jmunt]

Courtney is *frighteningly* good at capturing the cringe energy of a 16 year old boy

[@soupyy4783]

When she said come here and did the “kitty stroke” 😂I DIED

[@thatKole]

And mr bad represents the 29-35 year old cringe mamas boi

[@cathuff5802]

That was every 8th grade boy ever

[@highluxpotato810]

Courtney was more like every single kid in grade 7 and 8 at my high school.

[@TheDreadedZero]

I thought she was supposed to be Justin Beiber

[@jackieli20]

I can't wait for high schoolers to analyze Shayne's poems in their English classes in a few years

[@zacharypack770]

Wanna study together, mi'lady?

[@drops043]

Well, thank god I'm graduating

[@e_intelligence2487]

@@zacharypack770 Chat Noir, is that you?!

[@davidb.brandon2552]

It is very, very hard to upstage Shayne, and both Spencer and Courtney did. Some of the best character work they've done

[@gingerinajacket8519]

They all hit SO damn hard. Like Shane didn't take backstage on this, he was very much marching to his own drum, but they all brought their A++ game

[@thisismyname603]

Courtney was acting like a “simp” at all tho..?

[@CreoTan]

Courtney's was so _personal._ She has met this man. She has met him MANY times.

[@hinasakukimi]

that's why it was so perfect

[@cupidkillerr]

her boyfriend from the diaries

[@AaronGiuseppe]

We all met this man, nobody si safe.

[@blodia-]

It has to be Johnny

[@loft.3991]

@@cupidkillerr Johnny

[@kevinomalley1090]

I feel like Shayne went for kind of charmingly funny with his character, but Spencer and Courtney had some shit they were working through...

[@peter_parkour]

It was personal. They have dealt with these people 😂😂😂

[@nikostyleonyomamacoochie8513]

@@peter_parkour in Spencer's case he was dealing with himself

[@SPKotN]

Oh Shayne was working through something. Something we all feel about 9'6" Vampire women

[@andjelabozovic7365]

what@@SPKotN

[@michaelrumsey7932]

Why do I feel like this was both Tommy's idea but also he's being held against his will

[@adnelg319]

So Shayne on eat it or yeet it

[@OmegaGuess]

Proposed it and immediately regretted it.

[@danielmacerin1518]

this was actually a fan suggestion from the next top florida man comment section

[@awildfilingcabinet6239]

I mean, after those images Spencer showed? Yeah...

[@captainkiwi77]

He probably out the idea forward, they revealed the people carrying out and now he’s just like “LET ME OOOOUUUUTTT”

[@retroficient]

Is nobody going to mention how Courtney gestured "Come here"? That was fucking genius lmao

[@allou82]

I'm glad someone else caught that!

[@deviantash]

I nearly choked 😅

[@puppetqueen26]

Spencer’s character was realistically the most accurate, I went to a high school called “Arts & Tech” and it was full of furry simps in fedoras exactly like this. Sooo many flashbacks.

[@bisquino8289]

The milady character was truly astonishing, Courtney was too good at it, and I’m honestly worried about shayne

[@Rollinghillsconservation]

Have you ever not been worried about Shayne?

[@bisquino8289]

@@Rollinghillsconservation oh god what

[@sameel3843]

Nah I’m not worried about him, because that character is a physical embodiment of how I’ve been feeling since RE8 came out, as a lesbian.

[@bisquino8289]

@@sameel3843 THIS

[@gabe2991]

It’s a miracle that Spencer didn’t win. That was absolute top tier simpage

[@goodnesswhy]

I'm pretty sure he had the most points too but okay then.

[@WillPill2002]

Also, I feel like Courtney's character was wayyy more like a fuckboi than a simp. I loved her character but I would've placed him last in a simp competition😬

[@Fiflaq21]

@@WillPill2002 Yep Courtney character was more of a Chad than simp.

[@punusername3445]

@@WillPill2002 it's a simp archetype called "fuck boi wannabe" Is that one dude you see on TikToks like "my ex and i are still friends" And the girl is practically fooling the guy into thinking she is gonna kiss him

[@syonaaggarwal3442]

I think Spencer crossed the line from simp to straight terrifying, but he was my favorite

[@user_was_taken]

I love how spencer was so good he actually made tommy uncomfortable

[@Karnivore187]

I finally know what its like to be mad at a reality tv show. My man JDB got robbed, where do they even find these judges.

[@joshdaniels]

I FEEL YOU, I think he didnt win because he got disqualified for being too vulgar. But it's definitely rigged nonetheless. Hoping he appears on simp all stars

[@AltSunny]

This is true. I was actually kind of upset since he was a walking reality

[@diederpalland4375]

JDB was the clear winner, second place was sir simpnee for sure! How the F did dominik get to win this? Don't get me wrong, dominik was good. BUT not nearly as good as the other 2 contenders.

[@westmccann6814]

Wasn’t even a contest lol. JDB was the only one with real simp energy. Dominik was too MGTOW loser and it really overrode the simp energy. Sir Simpnee was solid but since that was basically everyone leading up to RE 8... less room to really get uncomfortable with it

[@maxophilia708]

No ones talking about “ my god it’s Hermès himself” THAT IS SUCH A GOOD LINE

[@geralttherivian3769]

WHEN

[@maxophilia708]

@@geralttherivian3769 5:22

[@geralttherivian3769]

@@maxophilia708 Nice

[@marianneprovost1187]

Yeah but Hermès is a Greek god while his character seemed based more on like Renaissance so it doesn’t make much sense

[@JoeRoganful]

@@marianneprovost1187 Because there's a renaissance pantheon? Are you fucking dumb?

[@ek7713]

Courtney: "Sounds kinda Beta to me." Spencer: "Ain't nothing wrong with that" *tips fedora at Tommy*

[@crispyliza7050]

Time stamp?

[@Quartz-GT]

@@crispyliza7050 1:43

[@crispyliza7050]

@@Quartz-GT thanks!

[@morganc52011]

AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

[@thewickedwoods8881]

Tommy screaming "oh no put it away!" had me crying.

[@pickledpiss9522]

I like how smosh has gotten so good that they feel the need to put a disclaimer reminding everyone that this isn't scripted and how much more talented they are then us

[@NigelGrab]

Tommy's visceral reaction when Spenser showed him... *that* ... has me absolutely rolling

[@pinkyxie2467]

Wow no one wants to touch this comment.

[@jedrzejdelegacz2529]

it scares me how convincing of a boy courtney is, like even the voice

[@reidshadowlegends4328]

fr, I was reading the comments and got confused when everyone was talking about courtney it didn't even register

[@morganc52011]

yessss

[@CyberEJ]

Yup. A specific kind of guy, like this or like dameron. Courtney is REALLY good at playing them

[@17cryptic17]

The reason Courtney won is because hers is the comedic take of a simp. Spencer's simp was just... real. Just actually why we make fun of simps in the first place lmao

[@Corsaka]

hers was a fuckboy

[@thisismyname603]

Its just rigged. Also her character was not much like a “simp” at all

[@marcusdugger1667]

Not gonna lie I really didn’t think Ify was gonna break. Then the Heelys came.

[@vermileon4285]

Who can blame him...

[@citrusbitchrus1896]

. . . Everything changed when the heelys attacked

[@Zarmdthecoolest]

My god, it's Hermes himself

[@Imurai]

@@TheGhostofAbigailMills nah fam, it got him BAD 😉

[@CastleBomb44]

18:49 "..begging you, please, to just wrap me up in a bow, perhaps on by balls, and just go to town. You can do whatever you want." I love how you can see Spencer and Courtney cracking up in the background when Shayne Bottom is saying that about Lady Dimisticule. hahahaha I love this episode so much

[@wisppandemonium8106]

Liking this purely for the "Shayne Bottom" joke.

[@hannahcrain8238]

Dimitrescu

[@I_tried_to_be_emo_and_failed]

*Shayne Bottomm

[@Vanderyn]

Every character was the ultimate simp in their own way: Dominic won the competition. Sir Phillip continued to simp for Lady Dimitrescu, even though it cost him the win. John D Bad got the most points, yet still somehow lost.

[@crybaby-zo9fw]

nice guys always come last :(

[@John_C_J]

Faith in humanity restored.

[@thisismyname603]

Courtney in this was not playing a simp at all i dont see how she won

[@misfitemily629]

Ify so casually berating John D Bad about his Fursona is the height of comedy to me

[@oooCupcake11]

Honestly not upset at Courtney winning because ”I’m so sore from creating my own path” had me literally wheezing

[@user-uo6wv6vf6g]

overall I think Spencer should have won, but that line literally made me spit out my water and make a huge mess. also how is Courtney so incredibly manly

[@Nickyc997]

She didn't even attempt in the slightest to be a simp tho its a good character but didn't belong in this vid at all

[@StarPlatinum3000]

I don't get why that's so funny

[@evandill]

That's fair, however I broke exactly like ify when it was revealed that spencer had Heelys, so imo it should have been spencer. Courtney's performance like... damn.

[@brentos96]

@@Nickyc997 I agree. Spenser was more simp while Courtney felt more f*** boi

[@bifieri]

the Tommy and Ify hosting combo is actually chefs kiss pls pair these two more in vids

[@sintro159]

“Thou art a goddess amongst men, a score of eleven on a scale of one to ten.” Beautiful, pure, majestic.

[@pinkyxie2467]

Wow

[@Red_Ghost85]

Spencer’s performance was masterful. The outfit, the heelies, the hover hand, just everything.

[@InvaderIceStrike]

I really hope Courtney takes this Dominic character into future projects; she has mastered all of the mannerisms and it was a pleasure to witness.

[@deb.almoli]

@Ikarys in what other video does she use this character?

[@becauseimafan]

@@deb.almoli The one I know of is Courtney reveals her new boyfriend

[@gilly_axolotl]

Hello from a year in the future. It would be fucking hilarious if she does this character for a tommy interviews his exes video, if they do one of those

[@InvaderIceStrike]

@@gilly_axolotl hello, thanks for the “1 year later” check up

[@EtopiaCA]

Spencer beat the shit out of Courtney in these bits, its not even comparable. Would MUCH rather see the Spencer character than the mediocre, generic character Courtney put out in this video.

[@ala4sox02]

Dude that "edging" comment was so quick. So fucking funny.

[@eliasariel8758]

Dude that KILLED me, that was it, she won

[@shunalicekazami]

@@coralsworld around 15:05

[@maniachaelchallenges]

I thought she said edgy

[@SeleneRoseRM]

Ironic that the edging is quick

[@erpmo3326]

@@SeleneRoseRM do it many times ig✋😭

[@septiea]

Shayne's pegging arc is my personal favourite new development in the Smosh universe

[@YanoshDanosh]

Ooooooooooooooooooo!

[@lo0cid0o1e2]

LMFAOOOUHOJKIDIDODJDKSJ

[@faarismuhammad8361]

link to other times is mentioned?

[@septiea]

@@faarismuhammad8361 if you yt search "Shayne Topp pegging" the first two videos are compilations lmao I've been watching some older board af videos from this year and last and he's brought it up there too!

[@zenendrahhernz1371]

I feel like markiplier would be this for Lady D or ask Shane's character to help him write his own poems for his lady D

[@jtbonilla7745]

The fact that tommy experienced legitimate fear during JBD's performance is next level.

[@melody-r6l]

I do want to see JDB Vs the chosen

[@spicymayo8950]

Shayne’s reached a level of simping for lady Dimitrescu that it’s bleeding into his characters lol

[@CyberEJ]

Courtney has gotten better and better at this stuff, to the point that she's making Shayne and the whole set DIE with laughter.

[@Bokmoh]

She's straight up hilarious

[@scribbles1788]

Her improv has improved so much since she started at smosh

[@scribbles1788]

@Ikarys lmao you’re right, I didn’t notice 😂

[@syra1541]

@@scribbles1788 fr!!

[@moukhshiii7220]

She's aight

[@swimseven77]

This has to be the best episode of this series yet! John D. Bad was robbed, but all characters were gold. Also Courtney is too goddamn good at playing a teenage boy, it's crazy.

[@theatrefreak1995]

Tommy’s utter horror of John D Bad tells me he has encountered this man too many times

[@martito1014]

I love how the judges say "John Down Bad" with absolute seriousness

[@vienna2051]

i don't get that joke, do you mind explaining it to me

[@existentialghost8373]

@@vienna2051 His character is just a very serios furry

[@martito1014]

@@vienna2051 Have you never heard anyone say "down bad"?

[@Freddie_floaters]

I just spit my water out at "I'm always edging" followed by the realization dawning on Tommy's face

[@hannah_in_stars]

literally same 😂

[@jlord5078]

What does that mean, though?

[@kyrisgaming]

I feel like everyone just decided to try to scar Tommy as much as possible today.

[@davidparkes7741]

@@jlord5078 Oh you sweet summer child.... No one tell them.

[@punusername3445]

@@jlord5078 i'm sorry little one

[@AntonWongVideo]

John D. Bad was CLEARLY snubbed. Don't worry, m'lord you're still a 👑KING👑 in my eyes...you're not like others...😘

[@rebakedbeans8533]

Any word on what he said that got censored?

[@danielhughes5932]

Def. How tf did Dominic steal that

[@nuclearbastard]

John's showing isn't for most judges, but it's meant for judges who aren't like other judges.

[@CorvusCorone68]

@@lemieuxueimel i think when he did that he was maybe channeling Michael Jackson

[@Mattriarc]

Seriously tho lol It's all a game for fun and stuff but mathmatically there's no way Courtney's character could've won

[@angelicalicari8355]

The evolution of Tommy's face during a joke is literally one of my favorite things in the Smosh universe (15:07, though there have been more extreme examples)

[@meghannicole1474]

I wasn't ready for Spencer's Heelys. 😂

[@stephg1459]

I wasn’t ready for Spencer’s anything!

[@goose3465]

@@stephg1459 every time he went up he was just somehow 10x worse and it gave me whiplash

[@IamErik31]

Apparently neither was Ify. Rofl.

[@thangential]

do America’s Next Top Shayne Topp next

[@matnovak]

America's Next Topp Shayne

[@SecondEvilEx]

Let me participate in it

[@Reemcoti]

PLEASE

[@siddhanthlalgowdar3048]

America's next topp topp

[@WubbyPunch]

You said something so controversial yet so brave, but is the world ready for this?

[@fysical7643]

Idea: America's next top Ian Hecox 3 contestants dresses as Ian from 3 different time periods Ex. OG ian, Defy Ian, Mythical Ian etc. Winner gets to be president of smosh for 5 minutes

[@ghadeersaad9659]

And the real Ian as a judge with tommy!

[@Scrofar]

my only suggestion is America's Next Top Anthony because yes I want to see the comment section on fire

[@SammyLogan]

@@Scrofar OMG

[@kookiemosre1462]

okay but like here me out: America's next pick me girl/boy

[@silhouettecity7804]

@@Scrofar Anthony should be one of the contestants in disguise as 2010 Anthony.

[@user-rz4kl4fv3d]

spence's characterisation had things that just rang true for me, from physical behaviours, like looking down all the time, to things he said, like being sensitive and able to protect. i also noticed he stayed in character even when not his turn. i feel like spence would be a good character actor.

[@allisonvanvugt822]

So much to unpack here. Courtney with the “Come here” curled fingers, Shayne worrying about Spencer demonizing the episode after discussing being peg several times, and just EVERYTHING Spencer did 😂 So great, I feel like they have moved into yet another era of more adult comedy! *Also I’m simping for Tommy in eyeshadow 🥰

[@SomeReadingsASMR]

Spencer is genuinely getting some serious skill in these videos, lowkey would love him to just become a Smosh main actor :O

[@tristanreza3582]

I love how Shayne's poem was literally just him simping Lady Dimistrescu from Resident Evil 8.

[@ThatsCoolDude]

Aren't we all...

[@eclipse12822]

Everyone rightfully giving Courtney's "So sore" a lot of love, but the way Spencer rolled in on his heelys genuinly gets me every time I watch it

[@kayleehog]

Shane: go get us demonetized Spencer: *challenge accepted* The editors: *cue music* oh no. Oh no. Oh no no no no no.

[@bresroses]

the funny thing is that Spencer is the editor and most likely had to beep himself out🤣

[@kayleehog]

@@bresroses future Spencer : why have I forsaken myself?

[@jordanwright5231]

Is there ANYWHERE that I can access what this man actually said? I need to hear it

[@nhae0]

I agree with the degenerate above me

[@BlackAnniversaryDrum]

What did he actually say?

[@LowKalx]

I need to hear the uncensored version of John D Bad closing statement

[@brothlcreeprs]

Im so hungry for it

[@AbbyRose90]

Ok but do we all know at least one man who is *exactly* like Spencer’s character. It hurt how accurate it was.

[@nicoleray86]

never met one of those creatures yet, but I've heard of their existence.

[@JetZV]

Courtney played someone she used to know. Spencer played someone he used to be. Shayne played himself.

[@marklusty8603]

Spencer elicited a real, true discomfort in us all.

[@jessicaw9011]

If Courtney ever had to go undercover and take on a secret identity she could totally pass as a young man

[@jakwolfe3025]

And a cute young man too

[@damonmealor9701]

21 Jump Street?

[@nicoleray86]

just need a bit more than lines making her beard lol

[@davidhiltner7288]

21 Simp Street

[@elfsieben1450]

@Emma Lorentz simpception

[@doodlebug99]

“I’m certified in scuba, after effects, and cunnilingus” Spencer oh my G O D

[@kbroscoe]

13:12-14:38 particularly where Tommy exclaims “oh no!!” repeatedly is the best thing I’vd seen in years, followed by his exasperated “ok”. 😂😂😂😂🤣👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

[@sagegreeeeeeen]

SAME OMG

[@crazyscarecrow8136]

Courtney makes an uncomfortably handsome dude and Tommy is killin it with that eye shadow.

[@sefarinabenavides1023]

uncomfortably?

[@KVCunknown]

10:15 the way Courtney motions with her hand "come closer"... wow If you know, you know. Layers to this character man...

[@andersoncoutinho7481]

Jesus Christ I just noticed this

[@NatalleeK]

Omg I just noticed that wtf

[@-L.S]

I saw this comment before that moment and was like "surely it can't be that bad" and then it was even worse than imagined

[@thisismyname603]

If you know you know what? How to move fingers ?

[@mollie2470]

“I’m so sore from creating my own path 🙏🏼😈🔥🥶”

[@gavinlin6846]

Low-key expected to see a John.D Bad meltdown from losing. Would’ve been a great addition to portray how a simp reacts to not scoring the girl at the end 😂

[@lizxu322]

It's almost like simps are synonymous with "nice guys"

[@MattSolnick]

"i'm so sore from creating my own path." 7:44 incredible

[@Roatleroy]

Such a good line.

[@tarunbaskaran558]

What does it mean?

[@selish2904]

i dont get it- im stupid

[@dizzyeskimos]

@@tarunbaskaran558 “sigma” males claim to identify as someone who doesn’t fit the typical male higher arch. So they’re all about creating their own path and not following society’s standards.

[@raydon14ify]

Hilarious

[@yeet9397]

3:45 I don’t know why, but Courtney vibin’ in the background fuckin killed me

[@sevendeadlyfoxes2334]

That's Dominic for You :P

[@sevendeadlyfoxes2334]

@Zayrar Shah I don’t know, but I know that every Dominic is like that(I’m Dominic btw) xP

[@KaylaMo4]

Unnas

[@Rain-np7tk]

Memento mori

[@esinger23]

She’s a riot

[@ZeroMatt3r]

How did Spencer not win😂 he made me immensely uncomfortable but I loved it

[@davidchoi1949]

SPENCER MY KING, STAY STRONG. YOU ARE AN INSPIRATION TO EVERY SIMP EVERYWHERE.

[@OneHart907]

Smosh should have a side channel with all the demonetized/uncensored content. I wanna hear what Spencer really said at the end there

[@tarakennedy2512]

I think they have a twitch! It’s ABSOLUTELY uncensored

[@KhirNation]

Courtney's hand movement telling Tommy to come closer, I cannot! 😂💀

[@bloodhexesillustration1977]

I’m genuinely shocked at how few comments noticed it.

[@scarfchomp7203]

@@bloodhexesillustration1977 none of us have had sex obviously

[@Esappx3]

I didnt notice Holy shit

[@dotapark]

I feel cursed 😂

[@kaisokusekkendou1498]

"It's perfect for women.."

[@yuminmytum1]

Spencer is too genuinely good at the Healy-Kneel combo

[@Yammenkow]

Spencer definitely got the biggest reactions from Ify (heely moment), Tommy ("art"), and the crowd (multiple shocked gasps).