MEDIEVAL DANCE BATTLE (Renaissance Faire Vlog)

[@smoshpit]

16:15 it what happens when Kevin edits the video

[@thericksterrick]

Oh my gosh, why would ANYONE EVER DO THAT?! 😂😂😂

[@dogsruletheroost9953]

😂

[@ilovebeingprecious]

HEART MY COMMENT PLS

[@cosf15186]

🤔hummm

[@camdatboss]

Heheehehehehe

[@tinypeech]

I'm just gonna throw it out there, Courtney and Damien's outfits are so cute. Honestly, how iconic

[@SeamonMuncher]

paige I think they have a thing🤷🏼‍♂️

[@thefreeman5653]

@@SeamonMuncher I've been thinking the same thing for a past couple of videos... They're definetly onto something. They look cute together tho

[@thefreeman5653]

They look cute together uwu

[@serenedaisy17]

I ship them so hard

[@tinypeech]

Hey y'all, shipping is cool and all but can we please try to remember that these are real people and shipping has been known to ruin friendships and make them awkward!! Try maybe doing it in a more private place where they don't have a chance to see it :)

[@mrlowdays]

"The only things I serve are God and sick dance moves" -Shayne, 2019

[@benfreedman8509]

"That ones for you, Christ!"

[@beccajarden952]

Shayne is technically a Franciscan priest, but it's all good. 😁👍

[@commondirtbagz7130]

@@beccajarden952 yeah and they were Christians….

[@sarahx7823]

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[@JessicaTayB]

That’s my life motto 😂

[@AxolotlMemer]

Shane is a priest who put almost all his points into strength

[@tacsilent]

War Cleric

[@youmo6054]

SMITE

[@AxolotlMemer]

I take it back, Shane's multi classing as Cleric and barbarian lol

[@vcagande7998]

He’s JESTER

[@G1NZOU]

Doth thee attempteth to lift bro?

[@RaviofromsALinkBetweenWorlds]

“He’s starting to skip, that’s when you know Damien’s excited.” THIS BOY HES SO CUTE I CANT

[@amy-rm9jx]

i know! hahahaha

[@rcmalaya4517]

HE IS PERFECT

[@hannahshippey7970]

Damien is the best smosh member ever

[@SecondEvilEx]

He Zelda and Freya are baby

[@sc-fx7cy]

8:14

[@siren6182]

"What kind of knight are you?" "A weeb!" The pure joy, i love it.

[@DamienHaasTV]

I am finally owning my identity as a weeb.

[@saltypotate]

9:20 to anyone who wants to skip lol

[@spencer2512]

This is my favourite part of the video

[@pillowy1526]

No one gonna y’all about Damian responding? 😂

[@paulkim2490]

Shayne being a monk and winning these games, is like when the quiet kid starts talking

[@gori272]

when u pick monk but u maxed strength

[@nataliehuman3470]

“in the name of the father, big brother, and the holy rollers.” - Shayne 2019

[@dis_iz_tud]

This is my new mantra

[@mr.q337]

I would like to join the BROtherhood =))) XD

[@M3T2W01f]

Amen

[@nataliehuman3470]

juat saying im putting this as my middle school 8th grade quote in the yearbook no matter what.

[@Basicallykelsey]

14:54 Dude: "we've got a virgin here?" Damien: "yes! In many ways" Also Damien: *immediately regrets speaking*

[@vcagande7998]

HIS FACE THO 😂

[@michaelmarriott9761]

Its not bad being virgin

[@addylenz341]

9:20 What kind of knight are you? -A WEEEEEB!

[@hayesjames4933]

Adedud _04587 it’s literally the cutest thing ever

[@whateverworksmate.721]

That was the best thing he's ever said.

[@jawes_music]

This is why Damien is my favorite, or as I call him, DEEEM

[@jenniferarbour8597]

I know it’s adorable!

[@eddielopez6739]

Be nice ok bro

[@catherinelauren579]

"Some people just left Coachella and they didn't get out of character" - Shayne Topp, 2019

[@DamienHaasTV]

He is quite a witty monk.

[@bradenkohler6633]

I was dying 😂

[@blacksiopao]

Courtney: Esme "freakin" Ralda Damien: Game of TRON Shayne: Friar needs his Holy Juse Ian: Bald Clownin

[@DamienHaasTV]

Chivalry and Knighthood is no game, young squire. But that is indeed a clever pun.

[@blacksiopao]

@@DamienHaasTV got the cleverness from you afterall my sire. 🏰

[@theoriginofsound3437]

*needeth

[@KombatGod]

The fact that Shayne, a buff guy with the built of a medieval knight of blacksmith, went there in full friar attire... is so Shayne.

[@PabzRoz]

Somehow i knew Shayne was gunna dunk that lady. Just because i knew how badly he wanted to give the camera an epic stare directly afterwards.

[@ramaarmandoyusran9216]

Me too... But I still surprise that he really dunk that lady 😄

[@sophsofsoup]

Anyone else absolutely fallen in love with Damien? A king honestly

[@lotus4129]

Sam., Is that a Pan flag as ur profile pic? I'm sorry if it's not, it just looks like it. d=(^•^)=b

[@kingapollo886]

Sophie Jensen if i were a princess at the ren faire, is for sure wanna marry damien

[@sophsofsoup]

@Sam. hello!

[@ultrabigfella]

A Knight.

[@whateverworksmate.721]

Yes. Actually yes.

[@isabella_lay]

14:54 “We’ve got a virgin here.” “Yes, in many ways.” **sad music**

[@Mogu003]

No way. It's like you watched the same video literally everyone else here did.

[@bjj1922]

Damien's a sweet boi, Courtney is best girl, Shayne is best boy, Ian is best dad

[@akmalidham]

shayne is Holiest boi

[@Andrea-ml3pe]

the papa ian part made me so happy idk exactly why tho💀💀

[@muteddeer]

😐😑😐

[@inoowo]

"what kind of knight are you?: "A WEEEEBB" me too Damien me too

[@Gamekillerz2000]

09:21 Thank me later :)

[@floppythecamel2599]

Yes we are an army of weeb knights

[@kennymccormick1261]

Focken weeb

[@alina1216]

14:22 “DO IT FOR COURTNEY” Shayne dunks the lady 🤣🤣🤣 I’m legit crying tears.

[@hatstephla1769]

They’re married now

[@anxiousblowbacks2177]

This is how many time shayne prayed to the lord to win | | \/

[@KitKat-dj7bx]

ServerMate S it’s passed 420

[@anthonymendoza3876]

Keep it 888

[@shiwulin09031983]

Man it changed it was 888 for a sec

[@anxiousblowbacks2177]

@ServerMate S ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@glbowers8787]

His prayers worked!

[@aislynpappas]

Random javelin guy: “Ahh we got a virgin here” Damien: “Yes. In many ways” *sad music*

[@peninak3610]

17:28 Shayne and Courtney literally being the same person for a sec

[@proverbialloaf]

*giggles maniacally in 2024*

[@proverbialloaf]

*giggles maniacally in 2024*

[@peninak3610]

​@@proverbialloaf 😂😂 crazy !

[@Call.Me.Brianna]

“Ahh look, Ye Olde Basic B*tch” - Shayne the Friar 1600 AC 5:35

[@Call.Me.Brianna]

BeepleMcSneeple haha thanks, I time checked it when I posted and yet still had it wrong

[@adamdempsey1585]

that was the funniest part of the video

[@denndeIion]

U was gonna say that lmfao

[@sailoryuck176]

Love how mad she got

[@FancyNoises]

What did Damien chant just after that?

[@未来-f2t]

Shayne looks like he's from a cult Damien and Courtney looks great Ian looks like Ian 15 years from now.

[@Macsnow02]

I think you mean Ian 2 years from now

[@sarahsgone6077]

10 more years to go

[@scaleonkhan183]

17:45 "In the name of the Father, Big Brother, and the Holy Rollers, I pledge you a knight." Underrated line

[@babyfleecedre0]

Courtney:What kind of knight are you? Damien: *A WEEB* 😂

[@lkcullen1918]

"What kind of knight are you?" " `•.,¸¸,.•´¯ Ａ 𝓌𝔼𝑒в ¯`•.,¸¸,.•´ "

[@korimae4081]

7:09 shayne failing to lift his leg made me DIE of laughter for some odd reason

[@HinataElyonToph]

Maybe it was the quack sound effect? Lol

[@sphjinx1448]

D-dye?

[@palmtree1958]

oh boy what colour lol

[@korimae4081]

@@sphjinx1448 please why i’m i and idiot

[@elegadoadrian4471]

Can anyone acknowledge the fact that Courtney looks amazing in that dress

[@HeyItsZee_]

She looks amazing

[@alortes]

she does

[@yarnhatter1632]

You sound desperate.

[@SkimMilk-ck7rs]

Ikr

[@giangsu3038]

i litterally hummed Ed's song when i saw her in that dress ... i don't regret this life.

[@bradenkohler6633]

Damien: I tickled his chin and now we are friends 😂 He is hilarious

[@jamiehill737]

Damien to Shayne: you’re my other half. I love their friendship so much

[@mz.krafty4533]

Courtney: What kind of knight are you? Damien: *A WEEB*

[@DamienHaasTV]

The most powerful kind.

[@MarcellAyala]

Jousting: *exists* Courtney: DEFENSE! DEFENSE!DEFENSE!

[@BAMBAM-zl7yj]

It cracks me up every time Shayne does something and thank's God for it.

[@babyangeltea]

I like that Courtney highkey brought a basket as a purse and the boys ended up holding it for her when she was playing the games

[@ripmyyouth]

Smosh editors: yo I need some medieval jams for our medieval video Sims Medieval: I got you fam

[@awhellyeah12]

rip2my.youth how do you know that

[@ripmyyouth]

Jane cause I’ve played a lot of sims medieval lol

[@jakobuhren7493]

Bruh, that's what I was thinking when the music came on

[@alphegedinsijohnmojiun2961]

I know this is exactly 1 year ago, but 8:44 Courtney just interacting with a fan is just so precious.

[@HurtnCryin]

can i just say how freaking adorable Damien is in this video?

[@hiddenblade4080]

Damian: I'm gonna kill a horse Ian: NOOOOO NO GOD PLEASE NO, NO, NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!! Shayne: I'm gonna kill a guy Ian: ...

[@eptikal]

Damien*

[@lilctzen]

I love coming back to this video over and over again it gives me so much comfort for my anxiety attacks

[@nicknickknack]

same ! that’s why i’m here rn lol. hope ur doing okay

[@Mandalou312]

Can we take a minute to appreciate how FOINE Damien looks in his knight costume?? 😍

[@DamienHaasTV]

D'awwww shucks 😊

[@Mandalou312]

@@DamienHaasTV Oh excuse me, your "weeb" knight costume lol. You're too precious for this world!

[@itsaname627]

@@DamienHaasTV 👌 Weeb knight to the rescue

[@FenrirMont]

Oh my god, i freakin' love the new concept of Smosh. Courtney, Shayne, Damien and Ian are the dream team.

[@keerthiraajan3587]

Need Noah, Keith and Olivia bro..... Miss em a lot

[@GONZALEZGARCIA10]

Keerthi Raajan, THANK YOU!!! Finally someone who understands me.😌🙂

[@keerthiraajan3587]

@@GONZALEZGARCIA10 i got you bro... They aren't in lot of episodes are they?

[@GONZALEZGARCIA10]

Keerthi Raajan, No they are not and I ALWAYS comment I miss keith, Noah, and Olivia

[@mike250695]

8:54 Courtney Hugging a random fan , while boys eat :D

[@avarosesaba]

@Ayon Shyok Angan wait can you explain lol

[@wavetech_]

@@avarosesaba look for the Ian-Shayne - Damien episode of Smosh podcast. They explain that at Ren Fair they tried to hook him up with a girl and it didn't work 😊

[@DamienHaasTV]

Who among you has what it takes to join The Order of the Blue Knight???

[@yousif4]

If being weeb is one of the requirements then count me in.

[@Arigurvitch]

Depends are there scotched eggs?? 🥚🥚

[@TomBydand]

I'd love to, but a king like me can not be a knight.

[@ghosttt377]

If the order of the blue knight is what calls thee, so be it

[@joseramirez5818]

I do

[@turtleherd8204]

Does anyone else think that Courtney’s costume is super cute?❤️🤗

[@notanothercomedian]

yes, her cutness has reached over 9000!

[@echo.comics7441]

Tittyyyyyyyy

[@kEaproduction-ez4wu]

Yes

[@madisontutone9810]

I wanna know where she got it!

[@hushchild688]

Nah

[@808BassMetal]

Legit only clicked on this one because of Cort's outfit. She's a treasure.

[@JodySwifter92]

She is such a baddie 😍😍😍

[@kay18288]

i’m trying to find out where it’s from 😭

[@mermaidgirl9284]

9:23 "A weEeEEEeeb!!!" 🤣🤣 god I love Damien

[@elliewhitfield3959]

Worker : aah we got a virgin here Damien : yes. In many ways 😂 14:54

[@cptcondor2363]

I have a hard time believing Damien hasnt got his pickle tickled

[@mechadoggy]

Cpt Condor Damien is not a virgin. In a different Smosh video, Damien said that the most exciting place he ever banged a girl was “across the bed”

[@lola-lo2oi]

7:25 shayne was like, definitely sitting on damiens lap

[@darimunkhtulga5265]

Damien: Cute boyo who likes scotch wggs and is good at somethings Shayne: Blessed Courtney: One of a kind maiden Ian: Their dad

[@floob247]

Ian: *BALD* Dad

[@jmpglol]

Ian: I love Zelda. Dam: Her name is Link ಠಗಠ

[@aanyabhawnani1412]

damien : iM nOt GoOd At SpOrT also damien : wins at every game execpt 2

[@buzzfiend]

For he is a modest knight.

[@pokemonprofessorsassistant1830]

Shayne should've worn Ian's balding head. It would've looked perfect

[@DamienHaasTV]

But first he must defeat Ian in battle.

[@maryelizabeth5393]

We can't scalp Ian! Yet...

[@rgazsy8366]

The Xbox Bros. TXB I think it was originally part of Shayne’s costume and it was given to Ian so he would have something to wear

[@pokemonprofessorsassistant1830]

@@DamienHaasTV i didn't think that you'd see this. Wow!

[@Gostdemonoid]

5:35 Who els iz back at this cuz on the most recent podcast they mentioned the ren fair? This will FOREVER be 1 of mi favorit moments! 😂😂

[@kathellis4775]

Legend has it. Damien is still looking for a new scotch egg.

[@noellebailey7376]

Nobody: Absolutely no-one at all: Damien: SCOTCH EGGS

[@chloemeaney3049]

Damien... when he was sing/humming actually sounded goodddd

[@linzeaa1398]

Yeet is for strength. Kobe is for accuracy.

[@linzeaa1398]

Lol thanks for telling me.

[@sticky2457]

Damien, the weeb knight The best knight to have ever lived

[@miavalenzuela126]

I’m just gonna say that Damien is just the cutest! He has a perfect personality! He has everything: he’s funny, he’s cute, he’s sweet, he’s adorable, he has the quirky cute laugh, and he knows his facts and I could go on and on but I love himmm!!❤️❤️💕😅🥰

[@MrMitchellb10]

I'm so happy that Damien is a bigger part of smosh now!

[@rcmalaya4517]

*smosh squad

[@BlueKirbyProductions]

Courtney: what kind of knight are you? Damian: A WEEB! Me: * Round of applause*

[@bclt4705]

It’s called hentai and it’s ART

[@sakae_]

"in the name of the father, big brother, and the holy rollers" THAT CAUGHT ME OFF GUARD LMAO

[@Adam-ei9kj]

Legend has it that after this video, Shayne has become a god himself.

[@DamienHaasTV]

Fact

[@mr.q337]

May the bros be with him XD

[@Adam-ei9kj]

scotch egg weeb knight has noticed me i'm gonna go cry like a weeb now

[@lividivi7538]

5:35 THAT WAS SO FUNNYYYYY

[@lilys120]

Lol I laughed at that Soo hard

[@robinensch6719]

No one: The woman in the dunk tank: "We like it when the ladies get us wet." The gays rise in 1605.

[@alyshadickenson6472]

Quinn Ensch ye old gay

[@lespoon5392]

Finally, proper olde gay represtation

[@dionnedision6549]

ye old homosexual

[@copperrose4376]

Tis thy roommate?

[@sydney6852]

Tis I, the lesbian of the table

[@modadv.s8992]

6:26 “The only one I serve is God and sick dance moves. “ - Shane 2019.

[@naomi-hoshi859]

I laughed when courtney asked. "What kind of knight are you?" The answer he Said was "A WEEB

[@Denemil]

SIR Courtney*

[@bloody.halloween]

Dunk Tank lady: "you're not good at anything" Me: he's good at watching anime

[@GingerAstronaut]

Courtney "New Avatar looks crazy!" Shane "I can't wait for that movie." Jacksfilms "Am I a joke to you?!"

[@brittanyhampton7503]

I love how Damien is just so honest about “I’ve never been good at sports” I love him 😂

[@owengarrettt]

random guy: Oh we got a virgin here Damien: Yes, in many ways

[@jenna7437]

Honestly, I would love to see them do more stuff like this, this was hilarious 😂

[@Twitch380]

Man these Edits REALLY make the video sooo good. Thanks guys and thanks editors! Keep up the work! Love it.

[@finnchellovefromwattpad4729]

“Ah, we’ve got a virgin here.” “Yes, in many ways” I ALMOST SCREAMED

[@hazyjedi3998]

5:16 I love when Damien does his Skyrim impressions. He sounds just like the characters.

[@kyliemetheny1615]

It's been 10 seconds and I already love this

[@DamienHaasTV]

Then the rest of the 18 mins and 20 seconds will blow your mind.

[@meowmew444]

Courtney looks STUNNING oh my gosh! And this looks fun as hell, now I have a mighty urge to go to one of these

[@rylee_bee9147]

Courtney actually looks absolutely gorgeous!! 😍

[@ramiroayarde1188]

Cardiac Arrest bvv8

[@prettyyodd6784]

9:22 this was the cutest thing omg I love damien

[@jelly.c]

Damien saying "A weeb" is the most adorable thing ever on earth y'all 😭

[@StarWolfAL]

Shayne, I’m glad someone is spreading the faith in these dark days. God Bless my Brother - A Fellow Monk

[@freshghost3388]

Nobody Literally nobody Damien: I NEED A SCOTCH EGGGGG

[@DamienHaasTV]

But like, I do tho.

[@HedgeMysticReader]

oh my irene me

[@freshghost3388]

@@DamienHaasTV that is so sick thank u for commenting

[@eptikal]

Damien*

[@freshghost3388]

@@eptikal thank u for telling me how to spell it correctly

[@davidread6175]

Ian was wearing that hat because he was cosplaying as Middle Aged.

[@efnfen]

no need for him to cosplay

[@Debbiefromcompliance]

He should stay behind the scenes honestly, he brings such a snide attitude.

[@DetLeveneBlandselvSlik]

@@Debbiefromcompliance he literally- omg i cant lmao

[@larissamziegler]

No one: Absolutely no one: Not a single soul: Damien: ScOtCh EgGgGgGGggg uwu

[@smartmonster704]

Wait, for literally almost half of this video I thought Damien was trying to find a SCOTCH Egg not a SCOTTISH Egg. 😂

[@kevinth1360]

Smart Monster honestly same

[@juicybutterriblydrab]

He was, they're called scotch eggs. Ian just got the name wrong.

[@terrellwade8317]

It's like how you say scotch whisky instead of scottish whisky same thing it's just oneis only incorrect in how you say it not what it is.

[@jonnypayne598]

They are scotch. NOT Scottish

[@rp8327]

Times Damien said he wanted a Scotch egg | | | | V

[@Galiant2010]

I got really confused and thought you were counting in roman numerals and then I realized you were just making an arrow pointing to the likes...

[@scarlettflitcroft6335]

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[@woodywood7766]

No

[@rp8327]

Sry for like begging btw I’ll be the first to call myself out lol

[@blacksiopao]

dang courtney yo shoulders got me quakin

[@Veronicz]

blacksiopao Oh is that why school dress codes ban shoulders?

[@nickenglehart6469]

@@Veronicz yes this person is the sole reason for the rule. we must get rid of them. OFF WITH THEIR HEAD!

[@fireflyinspiration639]

Courtney: What kind of knight are you? Damien: A... WEEB!!! [Insert epic pose here]

[@crazyscarecrow8136]

I love how everyone else is just kinda enjoying the ren faire and Damien is having the time of his life

[@annacardenas1269]

17:06, the dude in the back😂🤣

[@abbylyman3717]

At 11:29 when Damien lip squeaked I instinctually lip squeaked back from habit man

[@WazakasGaming]

watching in 2024, would LOVE to see these group vlogs again!

[@shivershajj7044]

The lesson we take out of it: Monks are OP

[@LukanatorGaming]

Courtney of Miller got knighted but what about Courtney FREAKING MILLER

[@FluffyVM]

Sir Miller should duel Sir FREAKING Miller

[@LazerBull]

*She became the Queen*

[@crustaceousgastropod2820]

She loves eggs

[@M3T2W01f]

Courtney FREAKING Miller is too busy whipping Chuck Norris’ behind.

[@kendrajump5376]

Damien frolicing in his natural habitat is my favorite

[@hp3656]

Damien: 2 wins (archery, giant slaying) Shayne: 2 wins (dunk tank, javilins) Courtney: 0 wins Ian: 0 wins

[@tiredmothman5996]

Watching Damien go so crazy trying to get a scotch egg made my whole day. You guys never fail to make me happy.

[@shelletemisfit]

The actual actors/employees and all the larpers at the renassaince fair is honestly my favorite thing about it and makes this fellow larper super happy

[@bread5013]

let me be the one who says it how tf are they all single...

[@Q_LeLeqteur]

I mean... they're not exactly the smoothest lot But you know I'll take 'em if I could 😆