SMPLive: Disaster

[@JC-eu8de]

Twitch.tv/pokay is the home of beauty, harrowing drama and betrayal all in one place

[@lanelyons9303]

Sex

[@Vindico0711]

Read that with profile pic in mind

[@koji1728]

Sex

[@crispybugs8911]

no

[@tallguy8719]

twitch.tv/CallMeCarsonLIVE

[@genzkid.1727]

You guys should get antvenom on the server, he would blend well with hankvenom.

[@trialsofsharky]

That one wierd kid why did I fall off of my bed at this

[@NomTheDom]

@@trialsofsharky You didnt

[@trialsofsharky]

YouAreProbablyAutistic i did

[@annturner6420]

@@trialsofsharky no u didnt

[@BBURNOUT]

this group is the definition of ‘chaotic neutral’ and i fricking love it dude.

[@rustaholic2546]

@@r.m.solympic6857 chaotic chaotic*

[@calib4pwayy775]

Thats kinda the orientation of smplive as a whole tbh

[@fr3ak4zo1d]

the only reason why kentucky is so nice is because literally no one lives there and we get zero visitors

[@i_thesnoman5198]

daddy simpson sounds about right. Can’t say I know someone who visited Kentucky for fun

[@maldison5290]

Facts, Kentucky is the definition of a mediocre state. Not horrible, but definitely not good either.

[@raind0ll]

the only thing we’ve got going is some good haunted places

[@zachsprat9977]

Lexington and Louisville. Everywhere is yee yee territory.

[@fr3ak4zo1d]

@@zachsprat9977 i live in elizabethtown. literally everyone is long bearded and fucked up teeth

[@nicoledrinan3729]

0:40 when you're falling in a dream and you wake up right before you hit the ground

[@GoobertLivesOn]

Jokes on you the only “disaster” I know is my birth

[@enigmaticghost5265]

Jack Asel same

[@beebs0004]

And I oop-

[@justheretocommentforyoutob4387]

More like a tragedy amarite?

[@Jelly4Telly]

L

[@turd.toucher]

Nice

[@thatmonkeygooge8141]

Jschlatts full name is James schlatt Charles

[@quantumblauthor7300]

It's Js Charles latt

[@jahsky4594]

Carson’s editor you should make Carson edit one of your videos for a day and you take a break

[@quantumblauthor7300]

A fair trade, but we have no idea how that would end

[@jahsky4594]

QuantumBlur but stronger exactamundo

[@surfsidecrayon0702]

Did any sea pickles get injured because that would be the real disaster?

[@not_eni1]

I think I've watched all of your SMPLive videos in a span of 2 days

[@sophpilled]

i can’t believe the j in jshlatt doesn’t stand for jebidiah

[@pchurch4973]

Sophia Bruce that’s his real name isn’t it? Jebidiah Shlattington

[@Loup-mx7yt]

6:13 bro wtf were you thinking about to call a triangle a "creature from evangelion"

[@kennethblakey405]

Time to go through all the stages of grief while watching

[@ursulatillie927]

“Let’s just hit him back and fourth like a game of Tetris”

[@trialsofsharky]

My face lights up every time I get a notification you’ve uploaded

[@Jorj1]

Frost thing I hear is a violent threat about toes. Not surprised

[@marcus_bofan3841]

Still amazed that Michael got over $8,000 for Raise the Bar

[@dzeez7394]

“Everyone was too nice in Kentucky I felt like I was in get out” Try going to Tennessee then lmao

[@benhancock1085]

Dzeez what about canada

[@dzeez7394]

Ben Hancock we don’t talk about them

[@benhancock1085]

Dzeez it’s mainly the antlers that scare me

[@scrithen2836]

Going back to this video im still confused, are most states not nice? Is it more confusing to you people when people are nice instead of not being nice? Like in mississippi most people are nice

[@Bewareoftheides]

The 9-5 at chick-fil-a big got me. I just got off my shift and started watching this video 😩😆

[@ayeyuh4260]

Ur intro song will forever haunt my mind, at random times I’ll just start signing that part

[@redactedz6146]

6:15 glad to see that Pokey knows who best girl is😍😍😍😍😍

[@quantumblauthor7300]

She's a true Angle

[@lysithea6919]

angle

[@20moneyz]

Anglé

[@beebs0004]

I have gone through all 5 stages of grief within watching 5 minutes

[@lennoxhawkis6697]

Nice stealing some one else’s comment

[@beebs0004]

@@lennoxhawkis6697 I didn't, what?

[@jAkZ04]

5:25 view of poke from the counter trying to grab something on the top shelf.

[@panzertee9790]

Damn Pokay’s humor in SMP live perfectly reflects the humor in the videos he edits for carson

[@twanger6857]

I love that im able to finally hear antvenom call someone a virgin

[@tubaboytom]

I always get a stomach ache watching these SMPLive videos. I don't think they're good for my health.

[@Taylormineee]

2:17 we really do try our best to be nice here :D

[@novembers_over]

You need to upload the video of the jah fields and the jah temple

[@the_thejpg]

You're right we're all way to nice in Kentucky

[@mostrodisottaceti5623]

come to kentucky again and i’ll personally be mean to you

[@sydney-ch2ek]

tell me why i thought schlatt was named jebediah up until now and did not question it

[@Kayakeet]

Gaymer Girl Jebediah Schlatt has such a nice ring to it ngl

[@grandmamaspif6094]

Channels blowing up poke

[@snee2232]

"hit him back and forth like a Tetris, fucking, match"

[@spsKZe]

Watching this 3 years later, the blue thing below mikey is the top of carbide from fortnite's head

[@ImHalo]

I remember this whole stream from like 2 weeks ago

[@Blackrain7070]

The first time I went to chik fi la was when I was really sleep deprived while working on a college project. When I got there I was confused why I couldn't find any burgers on the menu for like 5 minutes

[@AR-rd4cz]

Thank you poke. Very cool.

[@Xezian]

was it an earfquake or a tfunamfi

[@thotslayer8541]

It was a Volcuntno

[@shikkouko]

i remember when you were at 5k. keep up the good work

[@LolaTheGardevoir]

“Bruh Salazzle is so hot.” A man of culture, I see.

[@rogerdodic2565]

2:16 poke watched Evangelion *happiness noises*

[@AmerikanSkull]

Pokay, will you help me in my grand quest for 🅱️eans?

[@dylan_jar]

Thanks bro that was really funny, using the 🅱️ emoji and all, your really funny you should become a comedian.

[@AmerikanSkull]

@@dylan_jar I know right? True comedic genius

[@RedWsmile]

*disaster strikes once again*

[@echoestoofar3953]

vid is alright but did you know that the amazon rainforest is being cut down at frightening rates?

[@thotslayer8541]

Yes and we have to do something

[@frosted.churros9646]

oh you gained 5k subscribers nice job man

[@skylergilmour]

This new outro is sweet

[@benhancock1085]

What’s the noise at 1:59?

[@fangsoffuego]

So did you guys have to destroy your bases?

[@enzo-lh2iz]

i have to ask, how does he know feel about taking every single item and putting it all into new chests

[@clontey1913]

Can someone tell me what that item frame picture thing plugin thing is called?

[@ethanhall218]

I would like to thank pokay for calling my people nice

[@espionage7274]

Haha the video has 999 likes I have so much power

[@aclonymous]

10:22 “Mother Grandma”

[@boxofrocks7542]

Unfortunate.

[@battylan8376]

the content i inhale for

[@SuperCoolrandomguy]

11:43 i tweeted Obama about joining SMPLive a while back

[@lukekelly1934]

Edited by Carson's editor's editor

[@lilacisfunny3227]

6:33 *LONG LIVE THE KING*

[@99baconater]

Why are the jukeboxes always so loud? I want to know how!

[@Kaikadrew]

How does james do the note block thing

[@xanderkirk7872]

Bro Evangelion is one of the best anime ever, especially if you watch the End of Evangelion movie after you finish. If y’all haven’t y’all MUST watch it. It’s on Netflix and I know y’all have that. Go watch it NOW.

[@theworstmaid]

nah we aint weebs

[@FunkyStuff96]

BOI

[@Cyberwasyoinked]

The only disaster I know about is my inception and birth. So this is nothing.

[@SenorNutellq]

How do they get custom maps on the server?

[@AaronJ128]

blowing up minecraft homes for charity

[@sawyerdoesstuff8179]

The title of this is disaster and the ad is a cancer awareness commercial

[@bradymyers7262]

2:17 come to louisville

[@myrul233]

Wuna does great edit

[@Wuna301]

thank

[@ιθκ-ψ2δ]

specially good work on this one luna

[@awardence]

Goblins are coming.

[@faintprism9409]

you have to throw the bucket first wait one second then jump and catch the bucket mid-air

[@meg69420]

kentucky all depends on what part your in. independence, everyones just ,,,, while meanwhile in covington and latonia its like :eyes:

[@heroic5870]

As a person from Kentucky we are nice if you aren’t from here

[@quantumblauthor7300]

*[CREAMS GEOMETRICALLY]*

[@demospolsion6539]

Who’s base was destroyed?

[@niku4154]

i LOVE this cut 3:18

[@ThebestNoob-fv3ec]

Why did I just get a drunk spider ad??

[@irrelevantweirdo]

I was like, wait haven't I watched this? I looked at past vids until I remembered that I watched the stream.

[@ianlehman8342]

Whose base was being blasted?

[@ElijahHalford]

Whenever he falls it’s like falling in a dream because you wake up the second it happens

[@Cxhyly]

i’ve drank 3 strawberry danimals today

[@TinTin3k]

Guys, if you want the OOF sounds in minecraft here you go: www.planetminecraft.com/texture_pack/steve-oof/

[@creeksaway]

this video is pure hell

[@luke-rd8nt]

Everybody gangsta til James pulls out the noteblock

[@yourking2813]

This is such a HURB moment

[@TechExtremist69]

everybody gangster till the hoba steals your toe nails

[@olivia_rose3542]

This guy really wants to be carson

[@bagel_goose]

what happened to poke's stuff?

[@bryandoesstuff623]

How do you join smp live? I know you need follows and viewers

[@fumigator5657]

Oi pike congrats 100k

[@kayaaa2686]

6:15 damn can’t believe poke is a weeb doe

[@OvPdTurtle]

When someone said Obama it activated Google Assistant on my phone.

[@krokey9996]

0:08 Was it a joke

[@gib1553]

Yo when was this streamed? Like, date wise?

[@demoizellez]

tight when I went to my notifications i- 😩😳

[@NotMeteorite]

BEAN YODA ATE HOBA ARROW

[@mongreloid]

Oh boy smoochin time

[@anthonyflores7567]

Monetization?

[@andreas5341]

104k? bro, 500 subs seems like 3 months ago.

[@higgopienaar9957]

When is carson streaming

[@sunflowerROFL]

Ngl, Poke is kinda like, clinically insane