Snakes and Sparklers - Joe Dirt (3/8) Movie CLIP (2001) HD

[@Flowerboy.flores]

This scene has lived rent free in my brain for atleast a decade

[@MidwestTractionModeler]

Over 2 decades for me. It can stay as long as it wants.

[@ultragare]

@@MidwestTractionModelersame. Especially the “Hoosker-dos and Hoosker-donts” 😂

[@brendank1692]

it's the "Good stuff, this is the good stuff!" part that lives in my brain to this day!!

[@HaffthaTrueff]

I just said it today and my son called me a dork 😂😂😂😂

[@jmoletsgo13]

It's not what you like. It's the consumer.

[@zachhaywood1564]

I tried Joe's spiel at a fireworks stand once, the cashier gave me a puzzled look, but the guy in line behind me chimed in halfway through and quoted it with me. Best 4th of July, ever.

[@NeedBetterLoginName]

"You're going to stand there, working a fireworks stand, and tell me you don't know a Joe Dirt reference?"...... I'd instant fire this cashier if I owned that stand.

[@therealwiseguy3747]

where i live we cant even have snakes or sparklers smh

[@Gggmanlives]

This happened.

[@okgo43]

I'm sure Yahweh would be chimin' in too!

[@bradybales7067]

That definitely happened

[@Dood_Spooce]

"Its not what you like, its the consumer" lol joe dirt out here teaching basic economics what a G

[@adsumabyss]

I loved this scene as a kid. Just pulling up on a fireworks stall in the middle of nowhere always seemed so mystical to me

[@asapnation9465]

I gotta memorize this so i can walk up to a firework stand and say this lol

[@Froman4200]

I was thinking the exact same

[@zee339]

+HateBeinSober someone has to do it, might as well be you.

[@brentrandolph1396]

ASAPNATION I’ve done it they laughed so hard and to this day I still have it memorized lol

[@codeman3788]

already ahead of you dawg :P

[@amberlittrell816]

@@alvincomputer I COULD NEVER REMEMBER ALL THAT. EVEN THOUGH THIS SCENE IS FUNNY.

[@samtaylor7426]

At this point it’s a tradition to watch this every July 4th and then quote it all weekend😂

[@nick3777]

I would never do that.... im going to be a VETERINARIAN!

[@ChristianVBlue3]

Up the bullfrog's ass!

[@zachhaywood1564]

Well, there ya go! Someone shoves an M-80 up a bullfrog's butt, blows him to pieces, he comes back for you to fix it! You win twice, brother! It's good biz!

[@ignaciogodoy7095]

Sounds like the 7 eleven clerk in fight club.

[@seedless-bud]

10 years and you are not pinned? i am here for you and this comment

[@Oz349]

Every year at tell my very young nieces and nephews "This is the good stuff, snakes and sparklers"

[@neoasura]

"You're gonna stand there, owning a..." I still use that to this day when talking to business owners lol

[@austinfiala5230]

Props to David spade for remembering all those firework names!!!!!

[@ricknielson6422]

I sell fireworks and quote this to customers. Most men crack up and most women just shake head. Love it!

[@CodyBPyrotechnics]

Snakes and sparklers are the only ones I like.

[@vanhawkins8262]

Right...😁

[@jessemarkle5413]

Nc stand lol

[@JusticePyro]

Hey Cody nice to see you here ROFL I swear all pyros recommended r the same or we all just watch tons of firework videos cause I see pyros everywhere

[@pyrojunkyz510]

I like your fireworks too

[@gotyourtags30]

Well that my be your problem it’s not what you like it’s the consumer

[@marshallmcmillen6261]

Hoosker do's Hoosker don'ts

[@fendertremolo9793]

Hüsker Dü

[@BigAl6405]

​@@fendertremolo9793it's a new day rising

[@russellbrown1068]

“With or Without the Scooter Stick……”

[@Bubbmann]

I remember watching this when I was younger and having my mind blown when he asked "Why are boobs good?" Why are they good??

[@mrs.applehead3323]

"ayy victor" only natives understand 😂

[@jessecoffins8832]

You dont have to be native to understand. You just have to have seen Smoke Signals

[@juniorblood1007]

+ThaRaggamuffin Prince lol

[@cobrakaicoolie]

+Mrs. Applehead and italians who love adam beach

[@scottykelly3122]

And people who have seen smoke signals genius

[@s.c.b731]

I am from freaking India and i know i've watched Smoke Signals 4 times.

[@Kerorofan1990]

I can recite this scene perfectly from memory. My brother lived in Washington for a while, and called me just so I could recite it for his friends up there.

[@carolynroberts7148]

I look forward to someone coming to my fireworks stand and reciting at least a portion of this! In my 5 years of selling fireworks, I’ve had someone at least one time a season do their best Joe dirt

[@morningstar577]

Did anyone do it this year? Lol

[@alecwomack6718]

The DJ on the radio this morning nailed it! 🤣 I had to pull over!

[@testy462]

Funny part is he is actually giving good business advice.. it ISNT what you like, its the consumer.

[@FedSmoker64]

If you need to he told that you were probably dropped on your head and had a mom who drank while pregnant. How many vodka sours a night did your mom drink while pregnant? I'm guessing 7.

[@problemdude390]

@@FedSmoker64 weirdo

[@theeninja1918]

They made Victor look like Thomas in this movie 😂

[@tjfigueroa9789]

Gotta come back here every 4th of July week

[@coyotefever105]

That's Adam Beach?! I had no idea. He's an underrated talent. Just watch Flags of our Flags!

[@chumychumychoo]

saw him as slipknot in the new suicide squad movie. his best acting ever! all 5 minutes of it!

[@coyotefever105]

Chico Dark I honestly got mad what they did to him in Suicide Squad. Like I said before, he's a talent and I felt they cheated him and his character.

[@eddiebacon127]

T-Birdus Thoracis flags of our fathers. Long ass movie. The sword fight was awesomr. Very graphic movie

[@rosannabaptisto1806]

I don't know he cracked me up in Dance me Outside and smoke signals. 😃😄👍

[@DramaqueenEstrella27]

@@coyotefever105 I know this very late in the game, but im glad to find somebody else that felt the exact same way. It took me forever to enjoy the movie after that moment because I was super pissed! I had to make myself forget about it just so I could enjoy the movie! :/

[@neilyaremchuk6798]

I believe that the Ross School of Business at the University of Michigan uses this clip as a teaching tool in their Economics class.

[@bigmikeystyle]

unfortunately I've worked for a few bosses who need to understand that 2:00

[@jeffreyromero9613]

Thats California with the counties that do allow fireworks. Snakes and sparklers only.

[@SHADOWACTUAL]

Well duh. It’s the good stuff!

[@JimmyChanga94]

I've never called bottle rockets anything but whistlin kitty chasers since

[@Hobknocker30]

You're gonna stand there...owning a fireworks stand..

[@Nameswoody11]

Joe: "Thats a snail watching that." Kickin Wing: "Their's snail in the desert?" 🐌

[@JamesFuhr]

lol - it's not what you like, it's the consumer

[@stylistilofi5023]

I’m working at a firework stand. Time to show it to my coworkers so they don’t forget who’s boss

[@luisricardoarmendariz5641]

You win twice brother it’s a good biz.

[@Labelup01]

Here for my annual 4th of July visit

[@pablovazquez4163]

Came to watch this today, because it's 4th of July. 2019!

[@longbow6416]

July 4th 2020!

[@cringycomediccarlos1144]

Same here James!

[@PIlotrcm]

...with or without the scooter stick.

[@LouieLewLou1]

I prefer the nipsy daisers with the scooter stick.

[@aaronfrankum8941]

Always there is no reason to leave the scooter stick off

[@rustybritches6747]

@@aaronfrankum8941 I disagree! I like to remove the scooter stick and tape the nipsy dazer to my fuzzy ball sack light the fuse then decide real quick what's gunna hurt worse, removing the duct tape from my bean bag or blowing my satchel off with a nipsy dazer? If that don't get me off a sparkler in the pee hole usually does! Happy upcoming 4th!

[@neilyaremchuk6798]

Who doesn’t?

[@DeltaEcho303]

Joe's core lesson definitely applies to modern Hollywood: Cater to the consumer's tastes, not to yours.

[@mattness615]

Husker do's... Husker don'ts

[@michaelmorgan7385]

Some years back at a barbecue, some loudmouth guy was just butchering this cinematic masterpiece of a scene. It was only then that I realized that I actually knew it word for word. Yada yada yada, everyone clapped, not really because I came off super nerdy, but an absolute win for me at the time. Life’s a garden- dig it

[@franciscoastorga8299]

"...Here comes Slipknot, the man who can climb anything..."

[@FreeggNinja3618]

whisker biscuits, husker do's, husker don'ts

[@felixculpa3520]

Adam Beach is a Canadian treasure.

[@chickennoodlesoup2794]

Happy 4th guys. Let’s all memorize this.

[@last90sdude7]

Happy 20th Anniversary Joe Dirt.!

[@monsutagema]

Next time I go to the fireworks store I'm buying the good stuff.

[@CH-qy5sn]

One of the finest dialogues in film history

[@Hordes_Of_Nebulah]

You know, I'm not really a scooter stick type of guy. I think they just get in the way of the real action

[@sportslegend3]

my dad quotes this all the time funniest thing

[@amberlittrell816]

0:40-2:04 I LAUGH EVERY TIME.

[@alfredbanuelos7312]

I always watch this every 4th of July

[@mrN3CR0]

The end to the AEW exploding barbed wire death match got their pyro from this guy XD

[@sarpmang]

Someone make that botchamania ending

[@shotabigfoot]

freaking sweet

[@sickfoo5506]

Hoosker do's and hoosker don'ts

[@brentneal5955]

hey look it's Adam beach from windtalkers

[@TheWuFinancial]

A fireworks stand in Joshua Tree would get shut down in 30 seconds, haha.

[@earvinrivas8192]

Whistling bungholes!

[@Psycho-Crusher693]

This is the good stuff breaks me everytime 🤣

[@Nameswoody11]

The scooter stick...LOL!!!

[@skylardowle2124]

This is one of the best scenes other them him eating off the big chunk of poopy 😂😂😂

[@OlJimbo]

this is the good stuff.

[@radiorob7543]

36 people don't like snakes & sparklers.

[@josephwest5853]

I memorized this and say it to every drug dealer I meet

[@JohnShamrock-m7i]

Mine too, except it’s been 23-years since the wife and I watched that silly film in fhe movie theater. The rocket scene with the poo pouring on his head is epic! That’s almost Mel Brooks’ level of mad genius funny.☮️

[@Bradyvilleboy]

Ok. It's just that he looks so much like Thomas Builds the Fire from Smoke Signals. Sorry for the bad spelling.

[@forrestgumball]

Cj

[@JohnFreedman0]

Bradyvilleboy .Bradyvilleboy lol I just saw that film and was like I recognize that guy. They really did make him look exactly the same.

[@MichelleArnone]

I know this is ancient, but I couldn't go by without commenting. He's not Thomas Builds-the-fire from Smoke Signals, he's Victor Joseph from Smoke Signals!

[@liliesofthefield5310]

I just watched the movie Smoke Signals because I thought this scene was from that movie... All I remembered was him having a firework stand 😂😂😂

[@TXGREASER1]

Kicking wing looks like Buddy “Steven the Fire man”.. always gets me.. so I send him this video 😂 lol

[@RonOside]

This scene never stops being hilarious.

[@beverlyho9559]

Even dressed as a dork, in thick glasses, Adam Beach radiates masculine sexuality and male beauty!!!!! That's some kinda handsome!!!!!!!!!

[@Sean-iz6dn]

You win twice brother it's good bizz! 🤣

[@MikeyWilliams1998]

That's like 21 to 23 firework brands he named off!

[@michaelmccusker159]

Your gonna stand there owning a fireworks stand..

[@TegridyMadeGames]

This lives rent free in my head

[@patiencemorgan7616]

they have so many firework stands across arizona . i wish we could have the old fireworks stands the old family gathering lighting of a firework for the first time. and running like your life depended on it

[@Danielo197]

I like his logic on the bullfrog lol

[@OlJimbo]

snakes n sparklers.

[@ryantaylor634]

this is my first movie i saw in my life

[@timcombs2730]

fuckin classic

[@crazynicoya951]

I just bought the t-shirt on Tik Tok so I can wear it during the 4th of July weekend. 😂😂😂

[@BNDCT-pf8sb]

I love the Zippity Doodaws!

[@jeffmoore8727]

David actually went to a fireworks stand that had all he said😅😂😊

[@rollingstopp]

Listen for Hoof beats look for foot prints check for broken twigs....BIG LLOOLL

[@CRAZYSAILFISH]

Love this scene!

[@Johnny_Fox_Show]

This is the best business lesson you can ever learn lol

[@dixieloaf]

This might have to be one of the greatest scenes in American movies history right here dammit. Am I right, or am I right???

[@Message167]

ITS ABOUT DAT TIME EVERYONE, DA FOURTH!!!!!!.......YYYEAHHHHHH!!!!!

[@codybrown3475]

this scene was filmed in Arizona

[@nobodyreally1361]

1:33 LOL!!!

[@brad202684]

I went to a fireworks stand yesterday that was out of snakes and sparklers

[@mxer822]

Joe dirt. Phenomenal

[@livingroom7749]

I love audio de-sync

[@TellMeWhenImTellingLies]

Frog gigging lol

[@cotysedlock856]

When Victor parodies Thomas

[@bigsassyster]

Just start at 1:18

[@gdmck6871]

"Hoof Beats"

[@johnrmcclure1]

All the fireworks Joe Dirt named are actually fart names. Think about it.

[@gelicainouza8481]

You shove em up bullfrogs a.. I would never do that😂😂

[@Kitchdmn3]

I want “Whistling Kitty Chaser” on my tombstone.

[@EyeBelieveSo]

With or without the scooter stick

[@shanegregg1057]

Kicking Wing looks like Robert Trujillo from Metallica !

[@acb723]

Adam beach is a G in this flick😂❤❤

[@zinky240]

On a trip to Augusta, Georgia and we passed a place called "Joe Dirt Fireworks". You are welcome.

[@bennytherollinstoner1932]

Lmao I watched this growing up lol