snape hating students for 3 minutes straight

[@Siriusly]

hope this one turned out ok, enjoy!

[@gabbymeaney6648]

I love it haha

[@Siriusly]

ty!

[@basitmehta9523]

Is that even a question ❤️

[@elliesofia8646]

This should be re-named Snape hating The Golden Trio for 3 minutes straight

[@Chips_and_Gears]

it was fantastic

[@nikaylamordue3581]

It was so nice of snape to let Harry and Ron finish their conversation

[@CeCe-ps7wy]

So nice indeed

[@venyeoo]

Very nice.

[@averongodoffire8098]

Like a man using a gun to rob instead of a cold and hurtful knife

[@AnthonyTNT85]

@@averongodoffire8098 if you dont get shot or cut, it doesn't make a gun better than a knife because they aren't bringing any harm

[@averongodoffire8098]

@@AnthonyTNT85 Lol boundless kindness indeed😂🤣

[@AbdulMalik-rh6qv]

Snape his voice so calm so smooth yet so scary

[@lmaoded1550]

Straight facts

[@parthmaheshwari7136]

Agree

[@skyleradria8186]

Yes.

[@JDC4.0]

SILENCE !

[@msflowr7301]

this is real

[@ranep.4145]

Snape is one of my favourite characters not because of anything he did per say, but because he's the king of impeccable comedic timing

[@krishnaprakash7515]

I agree

[@WoSarvatraHain]

Right!

[@ninfialnine5710]

Thank you

[@desi_paris]

My sister would agree too lol

[@marianafernandaespinosabra4510]

You didn't read the books

[@theozlander4629]

I love how he dramatically prepares his cuffs to ram their heads back down 🤣

[@jokestermasteroflaughter7754]

its literally my favorite scene of the series.

[@DefiniteIyHuman]

0:19

[@Aredel]

I bet you 100 bucks that Alan Rickman came up with that on his own

[@Jo_Wardy]

Funny because they never listen so he goes right you little shis 😂

[@zaraprinces3968]

​@@DefiniteIyHuman.. Thank you lol!

[@globe1987]

I feel like Alan Rickman was born to play Snape. He embodies the character so well.

[@Josh23761]

'You want to be careful, people will think you're.... UP! ...to somthing."

[@coosanta7037]

@@Josh23761 perfect timing! I clicked the read more exactly when he said that!

[@user-vr1gm2lx5e]

From 2021

[@unconventional1997]

Rickman is to Snape as, RDJ is to Tony Stark

[@ChefMikePapaOso]

In a series with a lot of excellent casting choices, he was absolutely perfect.

[@missxdracula]

*Snape hating students for 8 movies straight* Still one of the best characters ever

[@demonx8641]

@@masonx1230 he said 8 MOVIES

[@itsmepeterparker4618]

@@demonx8641 what did he say? Lol he deleted his comment

[@itsmepeterparker4618]

Yea he's so relatable

[@picitishere7812]

I almost cried when he died

[@youdontremembermyoldposts9830]

Bruh!!

[@hafsafatima5054]

The “NOT so quick Potter” gets me every time. 😂

[@regulus8686]

Same lol

[@Fitzibutzi]

In the time snape finishes, Harry already got back into the Hogwartsexpress riding back to the Dursleys.

[@jupitteria]

poTtAH

[@FoxGamer39618]

It’s the part before that which starts my smile.

[@bazinga69]

"Up to something"

[@madelinegarber7860]

I can only ever see Alan Rickman as Snape. He was made for the role. His timing is impeccable. Him smacking Harry and Ron with the book after they’re talking about the yule ball will never get old.

[@tianajames9493]

Agree

[@clintbrew]

He was also great in die hard (hans gruber) and robin hood prince of thieves (sheriff of Nottingham)

[@idonthaveanyidea4176]

I like to seperate the book version and Alan Rickman's versuon

[@DarthRushy]

Paul Darrow is the only man who could ever out-Rickman Rickman

[@bloodycrown3915]

“Loss of limb doesn’t excuse you.”

[@Siriusly]

gotta love that line😂

[@QuackMamba34]

Page 394

[@newtswifeyy]

Best line in the whole HP franchise.

[@tfahad2051]

@@newtswifeyy I can name a dozen better lines. Nothing tops "I'm sorry Professor, but I must not tell lies."

[@narcissamalfoy6063]

@@tfahad2051 don't you dare try to correct my son you muggle

[@SlideIX]

The adjustment of his sleeves before he grabs the boys always makes me laugh

[@TheBrandiElizabeth]

He’s enjoying the opportunity

[@jokestermasteroflaughter7754]

hey gotta take pride in what you do.

[@Sayonarcos]

pimp energy

[@A_Black_Sheep94]

Yknow I thought he was gonna slam their heads together but it turned out he did... nothing really?

[@macrons593]

That sounds fucked up out of context

[@EmilianoLedoux]

2:48 I love that Snape's expression like "Why are you looking at me like that, stupid boy?"

[@zonneto12]

Cause he has lilly's eyes :9

[@Dom805culpepper]

Tf you looking at like that 😂

[@arzupekdemir63]

I want to think that he is remembering Lily glaring at people like that.

[@mickys8065]

I do love that in philosopher's stone, where in the movie cause they cut all but the introduction to potions he doesn't seem so bad, so it is just snape going "why are you obviously plotting something, why are you not outside and out of my way?" Harry: *glares with the intent to kill*

[@dalbutpelfreywilliam2930]

I guess that he read Harry's mind and what he was thinking about the Philosopher's stone. Only after OotP, Harry learnt that eye contact is necessary, and starts to avoid Snape's eyes

[@LexiPoreda]

2:47 I love how Snape was like, ‘wtf???’

[@leahoreilly9912]

I’ve replayed this 17 times already I still can’t stop laughing 😂

[@sithumcolomboge1818]

Lily's eyes 😂

[@vs-ue7mh]

I've just came across this, rewatched the movies few days ago and this popped up. Does anybody think that Snape read Harrys mind here because I highly doubt he would have this reaction just upon seeing Harrys eyes.

[@NuclearNick]

Its a great catch and not even close to an accident for sure. They were trying to translate and idea that comes up in the books several times. And that is when Harry gets the and I quote "distinct" feeling that Snape can read his thoughts. Interestingly enough in the 5th book, Snape attempts to teach Harry how to lock people out of his mind so Voldemort cant see Harrys thoughts anymore. I love Snape. His character has an insane amount of depth and the story would not be the same without him.

[@khfan4life365]

I think Snape was looking into Harry’s mind and that’s why he looked perturbed. He most likely saw that someone was after the stone, which was why he made a quick exit.

[@lunaxstrange]

He is like that one teacher in school, cold from the outside, soft from the inside and yet the principal loves him. I love him

[@Siriusly]

Don't we all haha!

[@lunaxstrange]

@@Siriusly siriously tho!

[@jordyschnaitman501]

I wouldn’t call him soft from the inside but hey. 🤨🤣

[@jovanym2931]

He’s not soft he’s a petty asshole

[@krishnaprakash7515]

@@jovanym2931 How can he be ? Because that's you ! 😂

[@seelac9763]

Harry: "Snape was the bravest man I ever knew!" Snape: "ObViOusLy"

[@brandonn.pieters2147]

XD

[@Alwaysasherlok]

PrEtTy ObViOuS

[@CreativeCommons277]

VeRY ObVioUs

[@karthiksnair3589]

💯 ObViOuS

[@aadritadewandewan5069]

ObViOuSlY

[@MauXtrem]

Alan Rickman is a genius for nailing Snape this well. Edit: dude this my first super liked comment

[@varric]

He was the only person who knowed the reasons behind Snape, so he acted accordingly.

[@MauXtrem]

@@varric knew*. And yeah, he totally did.

[@Kumar_695]

He would go at it with the directors because they wanted him to do certain takes their way but he would refuse because it would go against the truth behind it all

[@BlackangelKatakuri]

@@Kumar_695 Shows he truly loved and respected the art of acting and character portrayal

[@ladycupid..]

here before this gets like, 50 replies

[@PhoenixPrime]

“You were seen… by no less than SEVEN Muggles! Do you have any idea how serious this is?” Honestly, Snape sounds like a disappointed parent when he says that line. 😂😂😂

[@AA-qb7ni]

Snape will always be my favourite character. His dry humour, his storyline, everything was perfectly written and Alan played him so well.

[@tianajames9493]

Agree

[@stephj505]

Yeah and Snape is quite popular in Latin America, China, and Japan partially because of those reasons.

[@wonderfulgray]

@@stephj505 Latin America is known for dry humor ? That's interesting. I thought the opposite was the case

[@leticiaaraujo2476]

@@wonderfulgray In Brazil we love dark humor too

[@stephj505]

@@leticiaaraujo2476 He is also popular in Brazil because of the aforementioned reasons.

[@samuelabe8308]

Potter seriously writing what the professor is talking about like a good student... Snape: Not Pay ATTTENTION

[@ellaseib]

ahaha i was like 'hes writing down everything u say like a good student, how is he not paying attention🤨'

[@김준희-g9z]

Lmao

[@user-tsukiko2023]

This is one of the reasons why I hate Snape. People say Snape is a good person because he had done a lot of good things so they like him, but I think they had forgot how bad Snape was.

[@ellaseib]

@@user-tsukiko2023 snape was a bad person doing good things if that makes sense

[@vermilion6966]

@@user-tsukiko2023 Most people who like snape like Alan Rickamans film version of snape. Because the films left about 90% of his *worst* ,absolutely unfair behavior out of the films Im re-reading the books now and hes insufferable there - bad mouthing students out of the blue, treating them like crap, taking points left and right just because they breathe and potter has it worse of all simply for cheeky replies like 'why dont you ask hermione i think she knows' or taking points because he didnt tell Neville not to do x in his class (when harry is rubbish at potions himself) and overall treating him like crap because of something HE didnt do or had no control over like having james for his father Book snape is awful. Plain and simple. His late actions dont redeem his awful behavior to 11-12-13-14-15 ect year old students, at all

[@daphssongs2562]

Alternative title: *Snape being a drama queen for 3 minutes straight*

[@bryanlemmens68]

Facts

[@yuridc1780]

Queen?

[@bryanlemmens68]

@@yuridc1780 did you just assume he's a man?

[@daphssongs2562]

@@bryanlemmens68 🤣

[@PhoenixAce]

@@bryanlemmens68 oh god not those jokes again I thought they died off XD

[@jecksonvasceroli1576]

"My dad didn't strut!" Harry and his habit of showing that he knew his parents better than the people who REALLY knew and lived with them.

[@Wurzelknecht]

In Harry's defense, everyone who ever told him anything about James was a James fanboy and only ever presented him in a glorifying light. Nobody ever said to Harry "oh by the way, when your dad was your age, he was a horrible bully and a smarmy arrogant little prick." They all kinda just...forgot about that part of his personality. No wonder Harry put him on a pedestal.

[@ischeele7203]

@@Wurzelknecht Would you want to be the one to tell the orphan whose dearest wish is to have his parents alive that his dad was a schoolyard bully?

[@Wurzelknecht]

@@ischeele7203 I'm just saying that it's no wonder Harry had a specific view on his dad up to this point, if that's the only side of him he was ever told about. Also you can tell it to him in a manner like "when your dad was your age, he was a bit of a bad apple, but once he met your mom he became a great guy." Would've also given yet another dimension to the "love is the greatest power" theme.

[@conormurphy4328]

@@Wurzelknecht so why does nobody constantly bring up that snape was an evil death eater? They just say he’s a hogwarts teacher and Dumbledore trusts him. It’s because a person isn’t defined by how they act for a couple of years of their life. Same story with Dumbledore

[@Wurzelknecht]

@@conormurphy4328 Not the same story here. And it's not about "constantly" bringing something up. It's about a boy wanting to learn about his dad and since he's only told the good things, he begins to think his dad was some kind of saint. So of course when somebody he doesn't like to begin with brings up some negative stuff about his dad, Harry immediately thinks he's lying. Btw. I still think that Rowling missed the opportunity actually showing us anything of the good side of James Potter. Everyone just keeps talking about how awesome he was, but all we actually know is that he was dumb enough to leave his wand lying around the house when the most dangerous wizard in existance was looking for him all over the place. So I gotta admit, James left a bit of a bad taste in my mouth after the last book, because we never actually see his redemption. The last few things we learn about him personality-wise is how much of a dick he was to Severus as a kid and that he was partially to blame for ending his and Lily's friendship. With Snape and Dumbledore we actually see them turn over a new leaf and do good. With James it's just never adressed. I know he probably was a decent guy in the end, but from a narrative standpoint, it's never shown. Hell, Draco gets more redeeming moments than James tbh.

[@cryptidkirby7630]

Harry: "My DaD DiDnT StRuT" Remus: *looks into the camera* *shaking his head knowing knowing full well James strutted like he owned Hogwarts*

[@candlequeen4002]

Harry: " Like a damn peacock. An so. Do. *I*." That would have been a great line. XD

[@janisbeken1801]

He didn't strut, he pranced

[@vincentdelacroix5428]

Harry: "My dad didn't strut, but I will. Watch me dating two of the hottest girls in here the next couple years."

[@R3FL3CTI0NS.]

@@candlequeen4002 "like a damn peacock" oh mY- WHY IS THIS SO FUNNY 😭

[@gacha_xxtuber2218]

Remus, Sirius and Pettigrew: he didn’t strut he gosh darn SKIPPED

[@harrypotterreferences1203]

The title : "Snape hating students for 3 minutes straight" Hermione : *Snape hating students for 3 minutes and 1 second straight

[@conserztasfia0078]

Nah its exactly 3 min

[@manipulativeperson7313]

@@conserztasfia0078 Not on the thumbnail.

[@Ellie-Mace]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@kawayo9]

@@manipulativeperson7313 you can't always trust thumbnails, they have tricked me many times...

[@manipulativeperson7313]

@@kawayo9 I know. I'm only saying what he meant by "...and one second straight"

[@ms.yapaIot]

“My dad didn’t strut!” Which is kind of remarkable that he said that, because James most certainly DID strut

[@SkyFudgey]

You can just tell Snape wanted to clap back with the "like you would know" to Harry but didn't want to completely burn him

[@hnaylor3010]

How would he know he was a baby when his dad do died ...

[@Dani_41149]

Dumbledore: What do you do in your free time Severus? Snape: *Thinks about how he practises his entrances in his bathroom mirror* 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@sayanikaart8680]

Hahahah

[@presidentejairmessiasbolso5297]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@vascodagama2068]

Fcuk🤣

[@ungatov401]

JSKSJSKSJDKSJSKSJSKS 😂 Why I think the same thing XD

[@owlbearings2151]

😂😂😂

[@kallisztaszabo-sipos4518]

"should i tell him? Naah" that had me rolling 😂😂

[@SamaraASAIKA]

Sameee uwahahaha XDD

[@jhansipratap2749]

Exactly 899th like

[@severussnape4685]

I didn't want too tell him!

[@lorenzana9668]

Timestamp?

[@lorenzana9668]

Never mind.

[@expred]

Snape's expression during "up to something" is simply perfect. Also "NOT so quick potter", just stellar. RIP Alan Rickman

[@Vaish.Slytherin4Ever]

Harry’s first mention of snape - “who’s that man” Harry’s last mention of snape- “the bravest man I ever knew”❤😢

[@bhuwangiri6322]

For Harry’s entire life Severus was protecting him and he never knew it until Severus was gone and he couldn’t say thank you, the thought of that kills me.😢

[@laneko3963]

Supongo que su manera de agradecerle es haberle puesto su nombre a uno de sus hijos :(

[@yourstruly8624]

@@laneko3963 hmmm true 😌

[@ibakaddicted]

Indeed he did, but still I always have the kind of feeling that he didnt really like potter. U could see it in so many facial expressions n moments and how he talked to Harry. (I mean, understandable bc he wanted to be the man who "got" Lily, but Potters father "got" her, the man who bullied him)

[@shizachan8421]

@@kashishdhavale8379 He cared for Harry not dying, but I think he appreciated watching him suffer.

[@DeeFightingDreamer]

He wasn't protecting Harry out of the goodness of his heart. In fact, he still despised Harry. He only didn't want him to die because he was Lily's son, and Snape was still creepily weird about her even years after her death. Snape made Harry and the other students feel msierable their whole lifes, he shouldn't get a thank you for doing the bare minimum.

[@petersaysthings]

"You've just bought yourself a month's detention McLaggen, NOT...so quick, Potter." 😂😂

[@glitterchan5790]

LOL HE VOMITED ON SNAPES CLOTHES

[@severussnape4685]

@@glitterchan5790 that boy was rotten too the core, so I gave him the meanest detention ever, a month with Ms. Umbridge!

[@ravenclawforever8561]

🤣🤣

[@stephj505]

@@severussnape4685 If you gave the kid detention for a month, how long if you were wearing sandals and your feet were partially covered in barf?

[@shadowflame8647]

@@stephj505 Probably 3 months if he was feeling generous😂😂

[@thesplashofcolours4383]

I loved the part where you edited: _Should I tell him?_ *dramatic pause* _Nah._ **walks away**

[@matthewcooper4248]

I love how offended Snape is when Harry gives him that glare in the first one 😂 he's just like "I'm trying to help you little morons out what the heck?"

[@gourabsarkar5355]

"Little morons" 😂😂😂😂

[@blackatron666]

Childhood: wow, Snape is a total asshole Adulthood: wow, Snape is a total legend

[@EightThreeEight]

Those two things are not mutually exclusive.

[@liampowell5014]

He bullied children for no real reason other than spite and virgin rage. He’ll still an arsehole.

[@thereforejoemama]

He is a creep...

[@decristal48]

I love him xd

[@maddymahan3103]

@@liampowell5014 everyone teaching methods are different. Real life teachers are more bully than him. He only says harsh words

[@s.nifrum4580]

Snape: “Do you understand that we are casting spells non verbally today?” Harry: ”yes” Snape: “yes _sir”_ Harry: “there’s no need to call me sir Professor” All the true fans were beyond disappointed when that line didn’t make it into the movie

[@Lady_Sherin]

The Half-Blood Prince is the worst HP movie and no one can change my mind.

[@s.nifrum4580]

@@Lady_Sherin Good for you And I give a rats ass because?

[@s.nifrum4580]

@hadia ahmad Admittedly I have my own reservations about the movies They gave hermione a little too much to do, they neutered Ron, Harry’s snark (the reason we like him) is damn near non existent, Ginny’s snark (the part of her Harry likes so much) is completely fucking gone, awesome moments from the books are changed to unnecessary degree Also they were gonna put Rolf Scamander (the boy who married Luna) in the deathly hallows movies but they didn’t do it because his role in the movie was given to Hermione and he no longer had a purpose so to hell with actually meeting the character that deserved Luna’s heart (seriously though, Luna’s love interest just hanging out with her father for no reason would’ve been the best part of the movie for me, maybe his situation is similar to Harry staying with the Weasleys, maybe he works for the guy, maybe he was just trynna get on the man’s good side I don’t know) But all the same they also got quite a lot right

[@dhruvbharija172]

And I was so dissapointed when they didn't include Sorry proffesor but I must not tell lies Wasn't in the books

[@sadiahabib5506]

I often recall this bit in my head like it happened in movie I dont know maybe my brain created these images but i happen to have a clear picture of this scene in my head.

[@g.v.6450]

The “head grab” scene was so authentic that I couldn’t help but wonder how many times Alan Rickman was on the receiving end of it in his younger days.

[@Jeezes718]

I love that he rolled up his sleeves slightly first, like "imma need some elbow grease for all the rage I'm about to channel into these boys noggins"

[@Blunderman-rl1hc]

@@Jeezes718 LOL🤣🤣

[@rebekadoczi2136]

Somehow, Snape hating the children is actually an iconic part of his character, and he doesn't hates or punishes children like Umbridge. Like, the fandom is okay with him hating the class, because he doesn't hates them like THAT. And then there's the toad.

[@tianajames9493]

Agree

[@franchelyvalentinaperezriv1551]

Yes :3

[@ayda9043]

The toad is on a whole different ball game of hating kids and punishment, Snape just makes it funny

[@vetarlittorf1807]

The difference is that Umbridge sadistically tortures children. Snape never physically harmed any students, he just scolded them.

[@pinkdiamond1847]

Snape was strict and the toad was cruel that's the difference.

[@CRYSAW]

I met Alan in London a few months before he passed away, he was with his family at a Steakhouse. Nothing but respectful and polite. He even paid for my dinner. He was telling me about how he wanted to move out of England to Dubai and start a few businesses he was also talking about bitcoin and forex potential for the future. Had so much ahead of him. The world really lost a great one that following year 💔

[@A65775]

Are u serious ? I mean have you really met him ???!!

[@CRYSAW]

@@A65775 most definitely

[@nicopavvi8494]

Alan Rickman payed your dinner? If they gave you one of those receipts where you have to sign, and he signed it, and you kept that receipt, it can be valuable for hundreds of pounds 😳

[@CRYSAW]

@@nicopavvi8494 I still have it. I’m not selling it. That’s priceless, and money ain’t a problem for me I have enough of it. All I want now is to find solace.

[@nicopavvi8494]

@@CRYSAW you are right keeping it. Keep it in a good shape because that's really a valuable thing. Good luck.

[@ABearWithHats]

3 minutes of Alan Rickman absolutely slaughtering kids at acting

[@sveajohansson820]

LOL spot on!

[@user-jq7ps9gl8i]

Tea

[@tanvisharma35]

The way he pulls his sleeves back hilarious 0:19

[@AA-yc9dq]

Vividly remember being in the theater and everyone laughed at that scene

[@joshuakoteka7598]

I enjoy seeing that favourite part of the movie 🍿🎥 cause he's a great teacher and not to mention that he's been watching over Harry's lifestyle Throughout his life and also he never forgotten the promise of watching over Lilly's Child especially caring for his students and staff throughout his life.....he might be a bit harsh sooooo stricter and not much of a fun type but heyyy! Give a crap anyways 😉 he's a awsome and truly appreciate, caring Guy so there anyway 😀😉 That's my opinion on Severus Snape He's a darling 😘 of hardworking and dedicated professor of school 🏫 💋❤️💋❤️💋❤️💋❤️💋❤️😁😎😘

[@MajinMuu]

I'd like to know if it's just unpleasant or painful lol but not experience it

[@xpepelee]

Man, at the end where Harry is giving him a “death stare” must’ve broke Severus down inside. Especially because Harry had “his mother’s eyes.” I can only imagine how heart breaking it was for him to see a fragment of Lily, the only woman he truly loved, staring at him. And instead of warmth and compassion, distain and dismay instead.

[@ANIMATIONLOVERBT]

ah., and what did Snape to do earn Lily? Bully people as if Muggleborns and non-slytheruìn were rubbish?!

[@xpepelee]

@@ANIMATIONLOVERBT BAHAHA definitely. Totally was a piece of shit to Lily after she was nothing but kind to him. Still, she never looked at him with those sharp eyes (at least I don’t think so) so it must’ve been a suprise.

[@ANIMATIONLOVERBT]

@@xpepelee And he he never wondered what Lily would have said about his bullying on non-slitheryns for 16 years

[@s.o.q2914]

I use to hate Snape but years later, he actually cares and is amazing

[@glumanteri]

Me too, I grew to like him and he is now one of my fav characters in HP.

[@hsloner1212]

Like when He tried to stop Quirrell from making Harry fall off his broom in the first book?

[@eliasaliou7714]

The Snape from the movies sure, the one from the books ? Not so much

[@hsloner1212]

@@eliasaliou7714 True, Like when he yelled at Neville for unintentionally melting Seamus’s cauldron.

[@hsloner1212]

@@eliasaliou7714 And how Snape would have Harry personally expelled if he saw him at night in the hallways again.

[@krishnaprakash7515]

0:48 it looks like a superhero entrance

[@justthinking650]

better than batman's

[@itz_notliv2277]

He is a superhero😔🖤

[@maheshakumarage486]

Exxaactlyy

[@soulzzplaysgames]

Thank god noone was standing behind that door.

[@maheshakumarage486]

@@soulzzplaysgames 😂😂😂

[@JustTryingToChillOut]

Snape for 7 movies straight: IT IS CONFIRMED, HE IS THE BAD GUY Snape the last movie: Wow, what a legend

[@gengarzilla1685]

What he _really_ wasn't, was a nice guy.

[@lpoco0006]

I think he is a bad guy who did good things because of his extreme obsession with Lily. if it weren't for her, he'd be a death eater

[@markarmage3776]

@@lpoco0006 Obsession is a kind of love. A much more special kind than most, pal. It pushes you to do things that are beyond the normal level of sanity. Had Snape stayed selfish and "move on" well. The series would have ended quite differently. Dumbledore wouldn't have known that Voldemort was going for the Potters. Dark Lord rule supreme.

[@markarmage3776]

@@gengarzilla1685 Sacrificing his life to save a kid that hates his guts is sort of nice. But maybe that's old fashioned.

[@lpoco0006]

@@markarmage3776 Harry hated him because Snape was an asshole as a teacher, especially in the books. he was very mean and hated Harry just because Harry looked like James. and that wasn't Harry's fault. Rowling herself said that Snape's character isn't entirely good or bad. so if you are thinking in black and white categories you are missing a major point of the hp series

[@torimorin1223]

0:19 is my favorite I love the dramatic pulling up of the sleeves 😂

[@randyham273]

"...TO NOT PAY ATTENTION" Harry: *is clearly paying attention*

[@deagolowang3580]

Snape is like the maths teacher. His methods are harsh but he still cares for his students

[@seemajaguri5595]

Yea

[@dr.bartfratze9354]

Are you kidding? xD He bullied all Gryffindors mostly for no reason (in the books he is even worse, especially to Neville). He is a horrible teacher and a horrible person.

[@itsnotme_x_]

@@dr.bartfratze9354 actually every teacher has a method of teaching, harsh or soft, they still care for them

[@dr.bartfratze9354]

@@itsnotme_x_ this is so wrong 😅 many teachers don't care. And calling bullying a "teaching method" is huge bullshit. 🤦🏻‍♀️

[@noel1626]

@@dr.bartfratze9354 if so many teachers dont care, they wouldn't bother to discipline students because as you said they dont care

[@rachel7815]

0:59 ok but can we please appreciate the student that immediately threw up on his professor when he saw his face? Iconic. I want what he has.

[@sessybunny5707]

Dude that because he ate that thing called dragon balls or somethin' like that 🤣🤣

[@diamanteene]

He ate dragon balls right before snape came

[@rockythebeabull2907]

His name was Cormac McLaggen I think

[@xmynationalanthemx]

That's Cormac McLaggen and Hermione invited him to Slughorn's Christmas Party to piss Ron off in HBP. He was eating dragon tartare and got sick when Harry told him it was dragon balls.

[@AlyssaBellaBlackgazer]

I love Snape! Snape is dedicated, intimidating, cunning and passionate, yes, he may be cruel but he's a good teacher and he ensures that you learn what needs to be learned.

[@towelietowel4513]

Snapes grown on me as I aged. He becomes more relatable every day

[@margaridabicho9482]

Same

[@saratehrani9764]

Omg yesssss especially if you’re dealing with deep depression like me

[@Xae_in_a_Coat]

*You just... K N O W*

[@otrenom9903]

to bad there is not the all the next sentence of this scene.

[@stargoodgame]

source: just trust me bro

[@cesarsedano7578]

1:53 *dramatic pause* --> 'nah' is a mood

[@queenofpainsandimyn1692]

*me:tried to tell harry but nah I'm fine to not tell him*

[@rqvenedits]

After rewatching these scenes with Snape, I think it’s actually funny how he acts

[@tianajames9493]

Agree

[@Ytereoi]

2:47 snape's reaction tho-

[@bryanlemmens68]

He's like "Oh god no not this not again"

[@itsmepeterparker4618]

He's like: why you lookin at me like that? I have to protect you for 7 years show some gratitude!

[@Teddz]

He's like "What the-"

[@Ytereoi]

@@itsmepeterparker4618 😂

[@lmaoded1550]

Epic

[@roisinnigcrainn7722]

I've seen all these scenes 100+ times at this point but your editing made them even funnier which i didn't know was even _possible_ 🤣🤣🤣

[@Siriusly]

Aww haha ty, glad it made you laugh!

[@roisinnigcrainn7722]

@@Siriusly 😊🥰

[@nwojunkie]

I feel like 2:37 is Emma blanking on her lines and Rickman saving the scene.

[@Siriusly]

Omg yeah haha I can't unsee it now! 😆

[@pickelyo]

Im pretty sure it is suppossed to be like that, but you are pretty correct, it definetly looks like it

[@itoko05]

Same

[@ceryn.x]

Emma probably spent so much time memorising other people’s lines she forgot her own! 😂✨

[@skye1129]

Emma even memorizes other people's line 🤣🤣

[@KreativeSpinnerin]

I love him, he is so criminally underrated and most of the time, he's absolutely right.

[@Ellie-Mace]

Minerva: I will be writing to your families Harry: Woman, I have no fricken family... Edit: I’ve never gotten this many likes, OMG.

[@nicolpineda8632]

Minerva:boy...your not the only student here.

[@Ellie-Mace]

@@nicolpineda8632 😂😂

[@starssmkn]

*cough* dursleys *cough*

[@Ellie-Mace]

@@starssmkn like they would care. Vernon is to lazy to walk to the door to get the darn letter 😂😂

[@starssmkn]

@@Ellie-Mace true- LMAO

[@Hard_Boiled_Entertainment]

1:23 Only Snape has the ability to throw a BURN at Hermoine without consequences.😂

[@chancellor500]

Snape: Obviously!

[@helene4397]

If only Goblet of Fire movie had shown the teeth enlargement scene, and Snapes insult to Hermione in that one...

[@tymondabrowski12]

In the book, Ron would actually loudly defend her. Like "you asked the question and she knows the answer!" or something.

[@joaniekeyser4036]

When he did that, I remember physically wincing and thinking "She's gonna need some ice after class; that was one savage burn!", lol.

[@behindmyblueeyes99]

That was mean and inadequate, really

[@julianpradarodriguez7336]

0:18 how he gets ready is awesome. Like he waited all summer to do that

[@fanofmanythings7717]

He been waiting 4 years to do that

[@xiopaovid1215]

@@fanofmanythings7717 the fact that he pulls his sleeves up makes it even better.

[@errebusaether]

This is why Snape will always be my no.1 favorite character. 🤣😂

[@GhostInPajamas]

1:45 is so perfect. Snape just loses all interest in the exchange and dips

[@editsmikel7930]

Snape was that one character you loved no matter if he was bad or good then when you find the true meaning of his character you just love him much more

[@tianajames9493]

Agree

[@warithalghul4578]

@@tianajames9493 x2

[@aspieangel1988]

0:20 BEST SCENE EVER 😂

[@maheshakumarage486]

Love that scene 😅

[@sumathideepak3994]

Ohh i love that scene..i literally choked of laughter 😂😂

[@josehurtado7602]

Yes I love that scene 😂😂😂

[@isabelar_dasilva]

Hahaha

[@ffifk780]

Yesss🤣

[@matheusexpedito4577]

0:01 me whenever i'm in a room with 0.1% sunlight

[@ultraguarra]

LMAOOOOOOO

[@LilybladeYT]

Real

[@oznelnavnaekal6679]

Me to Snape: “Do you hate students so much?” Snape: “ObViouSlY.”

[@tvisionary3394]

Snape: "Do you take pride in being an insufferable know-it-all?" Me being the Ravenclaw I am: "Yes. Yes I do."

[@0racle.sunrise3570]

You tell him!

[@RennieAsh]

You have just earned yourself a montthhs detention!

[@khyadesidram]

Snape : you have just earned yourself a month of detention Me : 1000000000000 0's till ∞ points to ravenclaw

[@tizianoaaa3349]

Crucio CRUCIO CRUCIOOOOOOH

[@sffb8295]

"5 points from Ravenclaw for that sass, Mr/Mrs TVisionary"

[@badger-howl3203]

Snape: Do you have any idea how serious this is? Ron: Pretty Serious? Harry: Very serious? Snape: Dead Sirius

[@dreameater8548]

Snape Making a joke *Error:Does not compute*

[@luckydee2145]

AHAHAHA!!

[@athulanand4902]

😂😂😂

[@CardiganQueen777]

Ba-Dum tssss🥁

[@louixe_moony644]

If Harry James Potter ever read this you are in big trouble you Muggle

[@Somedyingdude]

I can imagine how many movie crews were holding their laughs whenever Snape did an intense entrance

[@myllenekretliwandermaasmyl2660]

0:16 I love that...how Snape prepared himself is fabulous kkkkkkkkk

[@amitkerurkar8685]

I just came here to watch just that scene😭🤌🏻

[@Takaichi666-]

I love how he rolled his eyes like “these two I swear”

[@anthonysmith178]

Snape is that one teacher that just loves to torment his students because he hates his job, his pay and being surrounded by people not as smart as him

[@loganbalkwill3941]

Harry:*is trying to write nots bc thats what he was taught in school* Snape: *visible anger*

[@mythoelogy]

2:46 I almost fell from my bed while laughing at this

[@austinianthegrand]

Muggle Teachers: (The bell rings) “The bELl dOesNt ExcUsE yOu I DO!” Snape: (*student has arm violently torn off in freak spell accident*) “LOSS OF LIMB DOES NOT EXCUSE YOU, I DO.”

[@bryanlemmens68]

If my prof would say that as a reference i wouldn't even mind

[@warriorcatsfan2419]

In germany we don't say ,,The bell doesn't excuse you I DO.“ We say ,,ICH BEENDE DEN UNTERRICHT!“

[@breannaplummer7281]

McGonogall: “I will be writing to your family’s tonight...” What Harry’s thinking: PHEW! What a lucky day to not have one!😅

[@megabladechronicles962]

I’m pretty sure he actually says something like that since he knows the Dursley’s won’t care if he gets into trouble. It was either book 1 or 2

[@tbhireallydontcare-365]

LMAO

[@makwa2004]

@@megabladechronicles962 Yeah, he says something like McGonagall writing to the Dursleys was nothing, that he knew they'd be disappointed the Whomping Willow hadn't squished him flat.

[@АнастасияКиселёва-у1д]

0:14 - god, the timing! The sound of that punch fits the music so well!😆😆😆😆😆

[@ishouldhavebeenasleep3hourago]

I really love how Snape shows how annoyed he is to students.

[@TheCreepyUndead]

First time I saw the scene at 1:35 I had this gut feeling like Snape was about to flip the table over and attack Harry. Even if he did, I honestly wouldn't be surprised

[@MidoriNatsume]

Books: Psychologically torture and humiliate his students. Movies: Ah Ah Book goes *BONK* on weasel head

[@bryanlemmens68]

Actually very accurate

[@carlosrodriguezb]

Yes indeed. In books he was by far worst.

[@whataboutnow9650]

He is not one of my favorites characters in movies but I tolerate him. In books, I can't help but hate him

[@auronnyagangopadhyay7104]

@shikhar eek

[@ilovecucumbers15]

Accuracy

[@TheManWithNoPlan-MrOOF]

2:00 that "SILENCE!" gets me every time

[@vnkn0wn_vSeR-420]

Silence!!! 😠😡

[@TheRibottoStudios]

0:17 the eye roll is incredible lol

[@eternalgaming9705]

2:47 Severus' mind be like: *crap, he has Lily's eyes, keep it cool keep it cool* Meanwhile, in the background of his head: *AAAAALWAAAAAAAYYYYS*

[@GabrielaBentin]

i was thinking the same

[@nesrinoz3926]

Must have for a Harry/Severus paired fanfic.

[@gengarzilla1685]

*look at the glasses instead, look at the glasses look at the glasses look at the glasses* "Potter!" *nailed it*

[@venyeoo]

*“Holy shit, Lily’s eyes, stay calm, Snape, stay calm”*

[@varric]

Nah, he was: "He has Lily's eyes. Shame that he also had the disgusting face of that damm James Pottah."

[@rohanpol2807]

Imagine if at 2:38 Hermione Granger had said - "Vibin' justt vibin'" and after Ron and Harry would awkwardly have added "yeah just vibin'". I can't even imagine Snape's reaction 😂😂

[@SamaraASAIKA]

vibin?

[@ordinarymann]

"Vibin? What kind of muggle sh*t is that?"

[@rohanpol2807]

Vibing - (vibin' ) in slang

[@ordinarymann]

@@rohanpol2807 I know, it was Snape's reaction

[@rohanpol2807]

Oh cool 😂

[@NiGHTSaturn]

He’s such a complicated character with so many layers. Which is why he’s a favourite.

[@svikelt]

His pauses while talking pull off his character so well. His uniqueness in delivery really sets Rickman apart from so many other actors

[@MrNoUsername]

2:48 THAT REACTION IS GOLD

[@yourstruly8624]

🤣

[@rqvenedits]

Yes Alan is such a good actor

[@Stranger-sv1tv]

Harry's Eyes: twiches Snape: *And I decided to take that personally*

[@imeldasitinta5153]

I love Snape so much he’s such a mood😭😭it always makes me laugh when he walks, acts dramatic or rolls his sleeves up to hit someone

[@tianajames9493]

Agree

[@godofevil9468]

I especially love how most of the time if he’s insulting Potter he would mostly reference his Father. That’s because he doesn’t hate Harry he hated James. So he talks like he’s talking to his Father and not to him because he actually cares for him. Unless of course... he deserves it

[@bryanlemmens68]

Or...you...know... Both

[@zekeross6542]

@@bryanlemmens68 he doesn't hate harry. He sees both james and lily in him. He loved lily and james was his bully.

[@weaponizedlizardmen360]

@@zekeross6542 ... So he hates him... he just has to protect him because of Lily.

[@AnInkStick]

@@zekeross6542 doesnt make bullying a literal child okay.

[@GreySeashell-j3m]

@@AnInkStick fr tho. I always hated how he treats Harry like he's James and pouring all his grudge to him in the books when the boy himself, with his own identity, has _never_ done anything to him. He was a proper douche.

[@keiramassucci7952]

I’m kind of happy Snape pointed out Hermione’s problem with keeping her mouth shut. It’s not fair to the all the other houses if she’s just answering the questions. Nobody can even try to answer because she won’t shut up

[@ericgabrielalvesdecarvalho3496]

Harry: a Snape: less 10 points to Gryffindor

[@icmrxo3arava806]

I guess from**

[@ericgabrielalvesdecarvalho3496]

@@icmrxo3arava806 obviously

[@sinchana7462]

Harry: *exists* Dumble: 1000 points to gryffindoor

[@apaarmaheshwari8673]

@@sinchana7462🤣

[@personest_person]

One thing I never got is how Snape chastised Harry for not paying attention, when he was literally taking notes

[@TheDeisasori]

I would like to think Snape is one of those teachers who want his students to pay attention first, and write notes later when you contemplate on what have been taught.

[@theamici]

That happens in real life as well. I was once chastised - at university - for looking at the problem sheet the teacher had just given us.

[@mgl7728]

Same thing happened to me at school once. The teacher was explaining something and said: „Please write down what I‘ve just said, this is very important for understanding what I‘m going to explain next.“ So I wrote that down. And while I was writing the teacher continued to explain, noticed me writing and yelled at me for not paying attention 🙄.

[@Connorsea]

@Phoebe's Convenience because you have to listen to them first so you hear it all and understand it before noting it down

[@jamlym4974]

Snape will find any excuse to pick on Harry.

[@Hitmanbang123]

My heart always break for Snape... He protected Harry to the end.... 😭 And Harry didn't even get a chance to thank him... Professor Snape is my fav😭💔

[@bryanlemmens68]

He did name his son after him

[@zekeross6542]

He is almost Harry's godmother.

[@andreeaadnana]

Severus Albus Potter tells to Snape that his father found him the bravest man he ever met, when he travels back in time to save Cedric Digori...and Snape is so emotional about this

[@vkay7934]

@@andreeaadnana where you raed it?

[@margaridabicho9482]

@@vkay7934 Cursed Child

[@VolkovVelikan]

My chemistry teacher was like this, funny enough was the only teacher that actually took his job seriously and from who I actually learned something

[@IamaSlytheringirl]

it's connected :0 Chemistry is like muggle potions class

[@luanam1552]

2:17 hahaha harry was actually studying snape subject

[@qetsiyah3934]

I guess that the dislikes are from james,sirius and lupin :')

[@niewesoa5299]

More like from all the students he bullied as a Hogwarts professor~ More siriusly though, it's a good video. Don't hate the youtuber, criticise the character.

[@yomommasofatthanoshadtosna3479]

@@niewesoa5299 yes

[@JamesParker1998]

ok

[@bryanlemmens68]

@@niewesoa5299 Sirius? Black jokes? That's the one type of joke i can't stand -sits down-

[@niewesoa5299]

@@bryanlemmens68 😂

[@michaelpaget6288]

Snape has the 1970s style of discipline. Constanly smacking pupils with books.

[@yehiahuzayyin7972]

I prefer the 2020s method. Put a bullet in one to get the others in line.

[@u.v.s.5583]

@@yehiahuzayyin7972 In 2050 we put bullets in all of them, and then put them in line.

[@yehiahuzayyin7972]

@@u.v.s.5583 Damn straight

[@neongameryt8193]

Snape is a scene stealer in all the films. Alan Rickman did a fantastic job and no one could ever replace him. RIP Alan.

[@utkarshbhandari4315]

2:48 I bet that was the first time he noticed Harry has his Lily's eyes

[@universequeen2119]

Lol🤣🤣🤣

[@bryanlemmens68]

Oh wait actually yeah

[@Lex77755]

And that eyes shows some serious hatred... that must hurt.

[@manalikhapne9128]

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[@horrid_hani]

Why does this make it funnier🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@sophieh.4097]

0:35 I LAUGHED WAY HARDER THAN I SHOULD HAVE

[@ihearttwucee]

BAHAHA FR

[@EpicSword28]

s l e e p w a l k i n g

[@SayonDDatta]

Last part:"you...just... know" Alan rickman is AMAZING

[@samuelcaloracan]

RIP Snape both in the movie and in real life, may you both take your final rest