Sneaking Into a Japanese Sex Theatre (instant regret)

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Sneaking Into a Japanese S*x Theater (instant regret)

[@kpimkpim349]

"Would you like some pre-marital sex, there's no god in Japan" is the most unhinged quote in history

[@Hellenicheavymetal]

He is right. Japan is like the most atheistic country in the world. Their crime is very low while some of the most religious countries have a considerable amount of violence.

[@kpimkpim349]

@Hellenicheavymetal if you don't count suicide, sexual assault, rape, pedophilia, worker abuse, prostitution, and human trafficking as crimes.

[@made.online2149]

absolute banger of a line, I'm stealing it

[@calebmcfarland8407]

@@Hellenicheavymetal Religions and crime rate are two completely different things I don't see how religion makes a countries crime rate go up.

[@blackman5867]

@@Hellenicheavymetal if japan is the most astheistic country in world then why do some people need to pray before they eat their meal?

[@quinn7467]

Man just grabbed a free drink and dipped That was funny as hell

[@pastfuturizednow7907]

and all that groping only cost a drink

[@jackblack7850]

Was he supposed to hang out for the BJ?

[@darrenvail8726]

@@jackblack7850 just out of respect. No homo.

[@t0by529]

yes hes homophobic@@jackblack7850

[@lofimusic3346]

Quin my mommy frfr 😣😣😣😣😣😣😣😢😭😢😢

[@Huggbees]

Good. This channel needs to blow up. Can't stand travel vloggers pretending everywhere they go is a magical wonderland. Love the realness of these videos my friend.

[@MinecraftManager]

I’ve never seen a verified account with no likes or replies. Welcome to the peasant realm

[@eeeleye]

shout out huggbees

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real huggbees

[@c4pri5un]

Real raw footage of what’s going on W 🔥

[@SmallBrainedAmerican]

Thanks my brother 🙏

[@TheRealSlatkoReimers666]

"there is no god in japan" killed me

[@i5presnt562]

I’m a Japanese and he ain’t say that as I can hear😅

[@nanohana2973]

😂😂😂 Godforsaken

[@NisseCrusader]

@@i5presnt562 What did he say?

[@i5presnt562]

@@NisseCrusader The Japanese guy was just mumbling "there is no girl, only man", that's all. Not only this part. The most subtitles are really wrong. Like nobody asking "are you filming?" (10:20), the stuff say "nani ka nomu?" that literally means " Would you like to drink some?". So you guys are enjoying not Japan, but his imaginational world

[@Sai-hq4qo]

@@i5presnt562 rly wtf lmao?

[@rs9130]

Bro is gay magnet💀

[@ChrisSlack]

It’s the mustache

[@ghostlytavern129]

BWAHAHAHA gets more game than me and I am gay

[@basedneutral1173]

@@ghostlytavern129 you should seek therapy

[@ngutho2438]

@@basedneutral1173 What century are you living in? Even the White House or Biden is behind castrating or sex change

[@Marlonfle]

@@basedneutral1173so do you

[@bisforblooms]

I really thought William was just some tourist you were accidentally filming behind you🤣🤣 made me laugh pretty hard

[@denusklausen3685]

I feel like all the shade you threw went straight into your friend's heart. That guy LOVES Japan lol

[@Level80Paladinz]

it went right into mine too dawg like what the hell, i feel attacked :'( great video though i appreciate his lack of a filter

[@denusklausen3685]

@@Level80Paladinz I agree because I in general hate when people make big sweeping comments about culture/food/media. Like you can just say all anime or manga is weird, but I’d like to judge for myself. Personally, I’ve found most of it weird but really liked the Berserk manga and Studio Ghibli movies for example. You miss out on so much when you just put everything in the same category.

[@Blueleaf1664]

⁠​⁠@@denusklausen3685I think he was just referring to the more perverted side of weeb culture in Japan. He lives in Japan so I’m sure he doesn’t think the whole culture is based on figures of naked anime women. Tbh when you’re in those stores in Japan I get the same weird, almost seedy vibe of having kid stuff next to borderline/not borderline hentai. That combined with the often young looking figures makes for an uncomfortable experience

[@denusklausen3685]

@@Blueleaf1664 I didn't know that so you are probably right. Still don't like people making broad remarks though.

[@NickyBobby-wx6ig]

@@Blueleaf1664Yeah he stated in the video that it's not manga/anime he thinks is bad, but the obsession with it. Which is true, everything needs moderation and balance.

[@life4trinity]

Japan is freakin' crazy man, no matter where you go there's sex shops everywhere. It's so bad you walk in and almost get sucked off. Thank you for making me aware of these things when I travel to Japan.

[@Words-of-encouragement.-.]

Walk in and get sucked off?? WHERE??? I just want to make sure that I avoid that while I’m in Japan. 👀

[@boop79]

😂😂

[@SoDamnMetal]

@@Words-of-encouragement.-. Did you not watch the end of the video lol? Unless you're into old men you may be very disappointed.

[@tdenzel101]

@@SoDamnMetal he want that sucki sucki yucki lmfao

[@f_r_e_d]

👀 yea def lmk where they succ. i wouldn't want to ever go in there, i'm a family man you see...

[@OrangPasien]

Love Hotel: They could tell William wasn’t Japanese because 1) You were on camera when you hit the door 2) Even I could hear that his Japanese had an accent 3) You’re not supposed to look thru the kiosk window. State your business, put your money down. Ideally no need to state your business - they know why you’re there ;-) Great video guys. Edutainment.

[@mathijsvann]

he could also just say: "no recording" instead of saying something racist. but ya know... being racist in Japan is normalised

[@dereksbooks]

@@mathijsvann they were rejected for being two dudes, if that makes you feel any better.

[@SeanOCuinn.]

William gives off that Hannibal Lecture vibe with his mask, I feel like he could absolutely be a serial killer or something.

[@uniquechannelnames]

Wonder how many pushups he's up to every morning lol

[@memesensei3330]

Keep making these man, suddenly feels like I'm back in Japan and the minimal editing and constant interaction makes it super enjoyable and hard to stop watching!

[@SandTiger42]

Lol, the reason you didn't get into a love hotel room is because your friend said "We'd like to see a rooomm..." in a clear American Japanese accent. Should have just gone in and "90 minutes please" without trying to stick your whole head through the slot. hahahaha I've had the same issue in some places, but as soon as I busted out decent & POLITE Japanese it was no longer an issue.

[@RosfieldCont]

What is a love hotel room? Is someone go there to meet with an escort and do naughty things?

[@SandTiger42]

@@RosfieldCont A hotel room you can rent by the hour, multiple hours, or night. Some look normal, some have "themes". You can meet a lady at a bar, bang, then go back home to your wife. Some legit couples have trouble at home, so they go here as well. Lots of Japanese live with your parents in tiny spaces, often all sleeping in the same room. Kinda hard to get busy when can reach out and touch your mom and your child at the same time. Had a friend who used to go to them with her other friends for parties as well. Pretty sure that's not normal though.. Lots of them have super privacy, you can enter and exit without ever meeting another living soul.

[@jrsun]

@@SandTiger42 wtf

[@ryanhorvath1308]

The american equivalent is a no tell motel where you pay by the hour. ​@@jrsun

[@JarthenGreenmeadow]

@@SandTiger42 Makes sense. My theory is just that Japan sees the pitfalls of society/people and more or less accepts them. Its why sex is so overt there, people want it. Its literally the biological imperative. Instead of trying to shame it like in western puritanical society they just recognize that it will happen one way or the other and offer a reasonable avenue for it.

[@Andrew-ns1hz]

I stumbled onto your channel a couple days ago and I’m blown away by your content. Thank you for letting us see the world through your experiences

[@TonTon.2142]

I’ma need more frequent uploads, homie. I’m about done binging through your entire catalog. You’re a natural at this stuff.

[@BlueLightningHawk]

Bro I would sanitize the bottom of your shoes after being in there lol

[@SmallBrainedAmerican]

lmao

[@umop3plsdn]

ya it looked like he stepped in a puddle of baby batter

[@johnl2613]

@@SmallBrainedAmerican Or should've put on medical shoe covers LoL

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Finding your channel was like finding a gem. I see you on the come up recently making some subscriber jumps the last few days. Keep up the great and authentic videos and we will have your back

[@sophd9097]

i really hope this guy never stops making videos i am obsessed with his videos

[@persiebun]

You got a maid cafe mixed up with a host club. Host clubs are what you described and can have male or female hosts, whereas a maid cafe is usually much more family friendly (gonna assume there's probably a few that are more adult oriented) and operates the same way a regular cafe would except the servers have idol type personas. They will do small dancing and singing performances throughout the day and you wouldn't pay them to spend time with you, but you can pay for photos with them and I believe the also sell merch.

[@brendanmichel5313]

Did he think there were a lot of women paying to go to "porn theatres" in dark dungeons with strangers? I feel like you wouldn't have to be a world traveler to predict this dynamic....

[@luuji5253]

I love how honest you are in every commentary. New subscriber here lol

[@samsungsungsam1770]

same!

[@karlissulcs3822]

Been waiting for a new video! I can't believe you don't have more subs. I started watching you at a very dark time, the day after I attended my father's funeral. You helped me take my mind off things and actually have a laugh instead of drowning in sorrow. Been subbed ever since and binging your videos. Stay awesome, stay true, stay safe, brother.

[@jarianstone3030]

Exactly this guy is the best vlogger that I watched in a while

[@SmallBrainedAmerican]

Thank you my brother. I recently lost my grandma and I can't imagine what it's like to lose a parent. The reason I got into vlogging was to show people sides of the world they might not have ever seen, and to show them a way out of feeling stuck and alone at home. Thank you for your comment, it reminds me of why I'm doing this ✊ stay strong bro

[@karlissulcs3822]

@@SmallBrainedAmerican I'm sorry to hear that, my condolences. I lost my grandmother too at the start of August. At the start of 2022, I lost my mother. It's been rough and I'm amazed at how I'm not insane yet. One thing's for sure, little things in life like watching an interesting vlogger like you really help. Thank you for your kind words and I'm looking forward to the next vid, bro. One more thing. I was thinking maybe I could get some advice. Since I too don't want to waste my life working a 9-5 just to survive, I was also thinking of traveling. I've had Nakuru, Kenya in my mind due to the awesome people and low costs. Is there anything you could suggest? I got some steel cojones but I don't know if they'll be big enough to leave my home country behind and just go around the world.

[@SosasCountrysideMeditations]

Love to you and your family brother

[@jasonchen6840]

@@karlissulcs3822 hey man, you could always go for a middle path. You don't have to do what some of these vloggers do and quit their jobs to travel full time. You could dip your feet into the pool so to speak and just try traveling for a few weeks in somewhere less exotic than kenya. Hope you end up doing it regardless though, life's too short to end up wondering what could have been 40 years down the road

[@rowyerboat1]

Haha found this channel recently. I'm loving the constant inner conflict on display of whether to talk shit and be irreverent or try to be respectful in each scenario. Reflects my experience traveling as an average human being lol.

[@TracyInsomiac]

C’mon. Seedy? That was exactly what it was supposed to be. That’s like walking into a flower shop and being freaked out because you’re allergic to carnations.

[@unsungzerooo]

Late to the party that is your YT channel and stumbled across your recent vids on Japan, as just binged anything and everything Japan-related. Good content, sir. Keep it up. Planning to binge your older vids, thought please make more stuff, hopefully more stuff on Japan again. 🤘🏽

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Just found you today, watched three videos and became an annual VIP patron haha keep up the good work my guy!!

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channel is a gem ! so hyped i found this

[@benmccormick4386]

Your videos are inspiring man - really enjoying watching your travels. I could watch a 3 hour unedited version of this all day.

[@SmallBrainedAmerican]

Hell ya dude. Thanks for being here

[@jeffyeah4256]

Which city did you prefer between Tokyo or Osaka?@@SmallBrainedAmerican

[@darkangel8068]

you actually wanted to watch more of him in a sex theatre? yuck!

[@JNA13]

This is the 3rd vid I've watched of yours, just seen a couple Myanmar vids and love them. Love your attitude and editing. Subbed, keep it up!

[@Bradleyey]

It took you so long to catch on to what was happening lol. Your face at the end. Priceless. Japan is a trip, you’re definitely seeing it all! Keep it up I love your content.

[@OliverNorth9729]

He liked it. Couldn't you tell. Why else would he go to a j3rk 0ff theatre?

[@n9ne]

channel is actually really good im glad i discovered it this early

[@bradchadley1261]

You are so funny bro, had me dying multiple times. Favorite travel vlogger by far!

[@anthonyanderson9326]

Bro you had us waiting and checking for the next vid. Youre good.

[@sichi.6065]

“There’s no women here… it’s only MEN”

[@pablodelsegundo9502]

Sounds good to me.

[@supreme7738]

yeah his guide/interpreter sucks lol

[@URangryX]

Haven't been to Osaka yet, but have definitely seen enough "redlight" districts in South Korea and Japan to know (and I had a BIG laugh at what you were walking into with the "sex theatre")...those places exist in the backrooms of "Adult Bookstores" along the American interstates, too, btw. What I loved about Tokyo, Enoshima, and the majority of of Yamanashi was that there are these little pockets of stores, ryoukans (traditional hotels), onsen spas, and attractions that are straight out of the 1970's and 1980's! It's not just a 'retro' feeling/vibe for some, but its a true NOSTALGIAC experience for early 40 year olds like me... I'm glad the older stuff hasn't been washed away yet...the color schemes, the aesthetics, the smells...The ryoukan and surrounding community I stayed at in 2019 while I was hiking Mt. Fuji was so 1980's, it felt like I was literally living in that era. That might be bad for some younger folks, but for me, it really hit the spot....stayed an extra 5 days, just to live inside it some more.

[@merk.9285]

Bruh no offense intended but you grew up in the 90s if you are in your early 40s. Not trying to be a dick, i understand liking other eras but you kinda made it seem like you were an adult or teen in the 70s-80s which my parents were but thats because they were born in the early 60s. 1961 and 1963.

[@pablodelsegundo9502]

I recall them existing in my town back in the 90s, but as far as I know, we only have Adult Megaplexxx where you rent a booth to watch the pronto and stroke. No more open theater options.

[@Blueleaf1664]

It does sometimes feel like the 80s and 90s in parts of Japan because of all the colors and lights

[@Mephitinae]

Those hookup places exist in pretty much any large city in Europe too. KZbinrs just keep pushing the tired "Japan is so weird" meme that feels more racist each decade

[@DJCJ999]

Yeah but Japan is weird.. like, they sell porn on the street along side kids comics? now I get it that different cultures have a different attitude to sex and drug and stuff but you have to admit that the normalisation of that stuff is just plan weird... The rest of it I can dig. @@Mephitinae

[@m0ssmagic]

I stumbled on your videos today, and I am obsessed! I traveled to Japan back in the Spring, and it was the best experience of my life. I didn’t get into any dicey situations like this! About to binge watch your journey from the beginning~

[@robi6317]

what did you do in Japan? what spots?

[@TheZWolf]

Your blogs are so fun, I hope your channel blows up!

[@jamesybeattie]

You need to continue this for a few more months man! Your channel is exploding and this content is amazing! no doubt you can do this full time

[@Just.A.T-Rex]

Your friend def has been into each and every one of these types of stores😂😂 he looked guilty as hell and also sad y’all couldn’t enjoy the services

[@AcidicMonk]

The creepiest thing about this video is your companion in the blue sweater.

[@trustmesonimyourfather9097]

They are lovers

[@dereksbooks]

He must be the only gaijin still masked in late 2023.

[@MasterofPuberty]

I remember that first store! Was there recently on honeymoon. There was some great stuff there, but also the....that* corner. Overall, Japan's love of appreciation itself is admirable to say the least. The very concept of liking things. They go all in. In Tokyo, we found a store dedicated to vintage rock magazines, fanzines, etc. That's it. Shelves & shelves of only vintage rock magazines & fan club materials, well organized & packed in, with photos of huge musicians you'll never see anywhere else, all in pristine condition. They go ALL IN. Whatever it is.

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Love your videos man! I look forward to each one

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Love your channel, just found it today keep up with more Japan stuff it is endlessly fascinating!

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Day three of watching you I had to subscribe this is gold!!!

[@isDonald]

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[@uss_liberty_incident]

That was so hilarious! Thanks for filming this. I would never go into a place like that 😂

[@bobscott6223]

He did, maybe because he is like Johnny Somali. You know, that guy who dressed up as a geisha before going into a restaurant over there.

[@uss_liberty_incident]

@@bobscott6223 This guy is nothing like Johnny Somali. He's generally very respectful.

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"It smells horrendous down here" = balls.

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[@BatCountryAdventures]

I love how the two of them went to a place where gay people frequent without realising that people they might think they are a gay couple. 🤣

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🤣👏

[@jacobd.2941]

I just stumbled on your channel and love it. You're just a dude traveling and looking for adventure without blowing smoke up the countrys ass. Tired of watching travel vloggers make it seem like they are traveling to narnia. I like seeing misadventures and drunk people.

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[@lielielovely]

the doll part got me laughing bc ur talking about the insane prices and how creepy it is, and im thinking how badly i want them 😭😭

[@lnbni]

righttt i love bjds

[@grenadier1044]

It's a bloke, there are only men in that building. Frankly despairing that grown adults of this generation cannot accept simple observable truths.

[@SeriousJB]

I regret not knowing about you sooner, loving your videos

[@monogramadikt5971]

i almost walked in there out of curiousity on a rainy afternoon many years ago now, not sure what changed my mind at the time but thanks to this video i now know what i avoided back then lol

[@kinsmart7294]

6:18 FINALLY! Someone that feels the same way i do. I would never be confortable with someone who is only pretenting to be interested in you because of your cash. At least not knowingly 🤣

[@RAPEDBYBLACKS]

Welcome to earth

[@youngfew834]

better than prostitution i guess

[@yomamashouse8508]

LMAO. Dude it a performance art. Not an escort service. Check your ego. What makes you think you are above anything you probably have to pay for it anyways

[@kinsmart7294]

@@youngfew834 Marginally better, and often times just an stepping stone in that direction

[@fmls8266]

@@yomamashouse8508 It may be a shock for you but some of us don't need to pay to get sex

[@yuyunyanwin111]

Wanna go to the bathroom together made my jaw drop💀💀

[@pablodelsegundo9502]

Gurl's on her hustle!

[@shaansingh6048]

or his 💀

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this channel is so genuine... Can't wait to see more unraveling.

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Dude you’re literally so cool and funny. I love your vids so much ! So glad I found your channel :)

[@ms.sherlock]

you are hilarious and becoming a travel blogging legend

[@pierreclifton1865]

03:24 - the first word he learns in any new language LoL. Glad I found your channel! Go algos!

[@BudSwayze]

Yes Japan series! I'll be there next month

[@gsus3918]

10:40 THOSE HANDS AHHHHHHH

[@USBCABLEGUY]

Awesome perspective this is my dream to visit small bars in tokyo thanks for uploading!

[@tehaleks]

Hahaha I don't know if I'm too innocent but the dolls at the beginning are so cool, those are articulated dolls and they're awesome, we grow up with barbie dolls over here who can't move or who barely move, those ball-jointed dolls can move all over the place and you can customize them with their eyes and hair, and you paint their makeup and dress them. I'm too old for one now, I still kind of want one just because I never had one when I was young... but dang I wanted one so bad when I was young. If only I could have afforded one.

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[@dereksbooks]

Trying to think of woke word...

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Totally agreed with the name of your channel... VERY ACCURATE!

[@ItsToXxy]

Well that last part was wild 😂

[@ayekyithant2816]

You almost got into some serious trouble LMAO. You're lucky you got company

[@tremaincheerful4189]

Pretending to be disgusted while actually being fascinated. Your channel's title is accurate!

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Real dude right here dont stop making vid and just keep it real

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Lmao 3:51 the fucking pokemon slogan was too funny, got a nice laugh outta me for a minute

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I like watching your videos, you don't fake it and you make it funny👍

[@nelieroman1373]

“You think there are gay magazines in here?” “I’m sure there are.” “You think we could find them 👀👀.” I can’t 😂

[@mew4063]

omg the dolls in the beginning are awesome! a lot of them are volks dolls and a lot of artists and collectors love these because you can customise them! hence the different eye colour and styles and clothes and body types etc!

[@johnnylego807]

Loving your vids 😂😂 just subbed on the india street food video, now I’ve officially started down the rabbit hole of this channel. W mans 💪 love that you look at the taboo weird side of these places, instead of being like every travel vlogger! I’m in!

[@eternalsleeping]

as a degenerate this seems like the perfect place for me

[@trustmesonimyourfather9097]

As a professional degenerate, this place seems a little to contrived and rehearsed for my liking.