Sneaky Jumping Cholla. Cactus Attack!

I want to introduce to you this blood-thirsty cactus. It’s a cactus from the genus Cylindropuntia or cholla cactus. I wasn’t careful and I let myself get into trouble. I stepped on the cactus.This dangerous cactus’ habitat ranges from southern USA to Mexico, South America and some Caribbean islands. Cylindropuntia cactus is different from other cactus because it’s spines has tons of barbs much like fishing hooks. This cactus hides alongside the road or trail in order to attack careless humans and animals. If you touch one of them, the form a chain and quite literally jump onto you. They have a spring effect that makes it look as if they are attacking you from nowhere. They stick to your skin and clothes and it is very painful. If you’re going to try too free yourself, they try to fight back and enter your skin deeper. When they get to the capillaries, it can cause bleeding bruising and a hematoma under the skin. Don’t try to get rid of them with your hand since they will attach themselves to your finger. Use an instrument. Clamps, brush or gloves or even a tree branch can do the job just so that You don’t hurt yourself. These spines have a line of fishhooks that only allow the spine to go in one direction, which is deeper and deeper into your skin. Be careful because they can easily break off and can become a splinter and cause inflammation or infection. But don’t worry, salty water softens them and makes it easier to get them out. You cannot die from this cactus but in a case where you fall onto a cactus there can be some consequences. Getting speared by one of the spines can soon cause swelling an redness. Worst case scenario, it can cause gangrene or your skin may die as a result of the initial swelling and redness. You have to be extremely careful. I don’t wanna have another bad experience with this cactus ever again. I removed the spines but they were still in there and I had splinters for a long while after the encounter. The barbs made it much harder to take them out. This whole process is simply for vegetative propagation of this cactus. The top segments of this plant fall off, attach themselves to someone, and spread root themselves and develop into new plants. Where they sit and wait for another victim to produce more cacti. #succulent #cactus #jamping #bonaire #caribbeanislands #traveltheworld #educationalvideo
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[@kingjstin]

"Don't worry, sea water softens them and makes them easier to get out" said while standing in the middle of a desert.

[@thomasneal9291]

it's bullshit anyway. source: I hiked in the desert SW for over 40 years.

[@pixelice6206]

Nice lol. Welp I done I'm guess

[@baker4lifebaker4ever]

XD

[@Vune_GG]

I mean, during the opening scene it showed them right next to the water, which looks like ocean

[@bananian]

Dip it in lime juice. 😏

[@Nixha98]

I like how the audio isn’t muted or anything and she’s just explaining how the cactus works as she fights for her life in the background

[@vbnandu867]

Actually the cactus is fighting for its life

[@noobler8394]

@@vbnandu867 she wasnt like hurting them tho but sure XD

[@aspect5880]

@@noobler8394 actually the cactus was fighting for its life because it thought that she was a predator, and felt threatened

[@Bruh-sp4kr]

When you said fights for life it just made it funnier for me

[@juanpena7652]

@Niha Games simp >_

[@ch4lk250]

”don’t get rid of them by hand” meanwhile: *lady screaming as she removes the cactus by hand*

[@zakuto4947]

😂😂 I can't stop laughing while she screaming in pain trying to remove the cactus but then the cactus jump on to another of her legs.

[@niamhcosybear2110]

Ikr 🤣💀

[@karmahleone1196]

Thats how you know its not her🤣

[@linushellgren3511]

Well maybe she just panicked when she got stung and looked it up how to remove etc after the incident. Then just talk us through it The right way

[@Yeahboii1]

Bruh when she tried to flick one off I near died xD

[@bryan8800]

I love how shes screaming in agony removing the cactus. Then proceeds to step on them multiple times afterwards. And to top if off , the calm voiceover and telling you what not do while doing it in the video.

[@MH-nt5nk]

I was just waiting for her to lose her balance and fall on her tail onto the bush behind her

[@reefread1234]

dude this is sureal 🤣🤣🤣

[@ppness673]

“DON’T REMOVE IT WITH YOUR FINGERS” *removes with fingers

[@ElementEarth100]

Shes talking over a video made in the past

[@ppness673]

@@ElementEarth100 makes sense

[@noobler8394]

She learn the hard way XD

[@uniquethawife]

Lol😖😖

[@tztpandagamingyt6327]

😂

[@godusopp487]

I love how she’s just screaming in agony while your talking normally

[@bluesky2011k]

They are the same person, apparently.

[@snickerswo1f519]

It's a voice over. Im waiting for the Ok Boomer and r/woooosh's ;-;

[@theseeker7194]

@@snickerswo1f519 ok boomer & r/wooosh 😁

[@theseeker7194]

@@snickerswo1f519 happy? 😅

[@mikepotthoff8602]

@@snickerswo1f519 your gacha avatar is amazing!

[@22yungdamack6]

“Don’t get rid of them with your hands” *continues to remove with hands.

[@XxSagexX8103]

I was thinking the exact same thing lol

[@philipgomes3606]

☠☠☠☠

[@ScottCarson33]

I was looking for this comment

[@thespermsharkthespermwhale1938]

That is a tool not her hands Imao.

[@lydia1634]

As someone who spent her childhood walking around barefoot in the Arizona desert, I have two things to add to this conversation. 1) It's a Spanish name, so it's pronounced choya. 2) The best way to get rid of all those tiny spines is to cover the area with a thin layer of Elmer's glue. When it dries, peel off the layer of glue. The spines will come off with the glue. This is a trick park rangers use.

[@fuzzydunlop1757]

Good to know, perhaps you can share some more tricks

[@hardwareful]

Job description: you will have to remove cactus spines. Like, a lot. From yourself.

[@thefarmista]

That is a brilliant tip!

[@scottcates]

Yep

[@QarsherskiyEducation]

Hey, I spent lots of time in Ululiona-Linulu

[@buji2963]

calm reading over a woman screaming in pain, lmfaooooooooooooooooo

[@seebsoup9801]

Buji there the same person

[@leelananjundaiah92]

Buji lol !

[@Basbxyy]

They're the same person.

[@syd2812]

They’re the same person but it’s still hilarious

[@sheenarie]

i was a lil shocked when i found out it was her screaming xD

[@jebowar6679]

person: in the middle of the desert with cactus stuck on her This girl: "as long as you have sea water you should be fine"

[@wes788411]

I just left the same comment.

[@teo6898]

Lmaoooooo

[@leighton6071]

Lol I know right

[@henriquemeiralins]

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[@anthonyvloggingandgaming2076]

That going to hurt

[@lukejames7931]

I don't want to victim blame but I feel as though this may have been the universe punishing you for wearing Crocs to go hiking.

[@3nertia]

Not just hiking but HIKING IN THE DESERT, ya know, with venomous snakes, scorpions, and attack cacti!

[@kalamitousgamer858]

Omg so true

[@Calilovesdank420]

I came here for this comment. 🙌

[@HokkaidoWolf333]

amen

[@phoenixdragon_4498]

I was wondering if nobody else noticed 😅 Thank god I wasn't alone 🙏

[@potaterjim]

KZbin: "Here's how you get off a cactus" Me: _Have you tried not walking into the giant spiny plants?_

[@insertname9581]

don't use your hands to remove them *proceeds to use hands to remove them*

[@BloodFang18]

I think She said that cause of what she did

[@hannahswiney2365]

@@BloodFang18 My dads motto was always "do as I say not as I do"

[@leelananjundaiah92]

Lol !

[@alukuhito]

And it works too.

[@godlygamer2466]

It’s a different person and she is using them as a example

[@MrLuX-uf6zg]

“I don’t wanna have a bad experience with this cactus ever again” proceeds to step on it

[@jm_games999]

It was to show what they do.

[@user-yy1rs3df3q]

@@FRANKI18136 It would have been hilarious if one the barbs left behind when she removed the cacti from the bottom of her crocs impaled her through her foot when she put her foot back down. She would been in real trouble then.

[@MrFallior]

@@user-yy1rs3df3q Why would that be funny?

[@AttenboroughAdmirer]

@@MrFallior Because it is her fault and you reap what you sow.

[@MrFallior]

@@AttenboroughAdmirer yeah but she was trying to be informative and warn people about what they do by showing what happens when you just touch it with your foot

[@loauee]

I’m laughing at the fact that the girl is screaming and the voice over is just talking normally, not noticing her screaming

[@gacharse1534]

Her: "don't try to remove them with ur hands!" Past her: *Is literally using her hands*

[@notafascist3171]

POV: you came from the cactus flicks from one leg to another vid. Edit: I’m always watching you...

[@eyeballpapercut4400]

we're in the same rabbit hole

[@sinlo9252]

same :tired face:

[@7up983]

Omg,YAS ahahahah

[@sillyface6950]

how did you know!

[@reapershadow2966]

yeet rabbit hole filled with cacti and anxiety XD

[@kurasakigoodies0502]

Her: **Screams in Agony** Also Her: *_*Narrating and Explaining like its a complete different person who got pricked by those cacti_**

[@Noodles-_]

Is that not what it is?

[@idontknowwhattonamethis293]

@@Noodles-_ do you not hear her talking in first person

[@Noodles-_]

@@idontknowwhattonamethis293 well I mean she could have been talking about her past experiences...

[@wes788411]

@@Noodles-_ 0:15 “I stepped on it and as you can see...”

[@Noodles-_]

@@wes788411 i accept defeat 😔

[@Beosmth]

I love how she’s calmly talking about the cactus while there’s just insane screaming in the background. Just makes the video 10 times better. It was alright very good at the start too

[@strawberrytallcake3439]

Wearing Crocs in the desert 🏜 is the first problem 😂

[@edithp8978]

I laughed when that one cholla jumped from one leg to the other when she tried removing it with the stick 😂🤣😂🤣 lmfao! Poor girl. Sorry I laughed 🤭

[@isohailansari]

Mee too 😂

[@ISTHIStheKRUSTYKRABx]

omg me too LMAO

[@ayanalove1244]

😂😂 right same

[@adampare8088]

I live in Phoenix and me and sis touched one as a dare aka stupidity moment. I was fine, sis got jumped. She deserved it, she called them.....ready for this epic mistake....Jumping Jehoshaphats

[@staceyjohnson7356]

I love we all began to laugh at that exact same thing 🤣🤣🤣

[@danielestevez3110]

Her: flicks cactus off Cactus ball: No u *attaches to other leg*

[@feetslutgoonette]

yeah there's actually video of that

[@ingenuity23]

@@feetslutgoonette hello everyone this is YOUR daily dose of internet

[@feetslutgoonette]

@@ingenuity23 it's on ddoi?

[@ingenuity23]

@@feetslutgoonette yes

[@ichliebebaeumeweilbaum]

I come from that video xD

[@lyrxsofficial6966]

1:48 XD

[@ra8094]

Voice-over talent: Cool, calm and collected. Lady in the video: Screaming her soul out.

[@paigehood801]

It’s the same person😂

[@lachelnderhund]

tf you doing in a *desert* wearing crocs and shorts

[@lachelnderhund]

@Gen.salsalani Rubat thats not at all what I'm trying to say????

[@elizaaranzamendez3666]

DementedBone 💀🤣😭

[@allanx7182]

DementedBone ikr she deserves it if she is doing that

[@clutz7941]

She dumb

[@lachelnderhund]

@@clutz7941 clearly

[@Spaghetty]

I tried my hardest to focus on the educational talk but i cant help but laugh because as the talk went on the lady's moans of pain overlapped lmao

[@stripedrajang3571]

You're so mean, babe. 😂

[@lugh6982]

BAHAHAHA TRUE

[@DaftyPlays]

XD

[@merlin566]

Damn this just had such a comedic effect on me because of the calm explanation and her screaming in agony in the background. Nuff said I laughed my ass off.

[@bskmdmsj]

Idk if this was made as a joke or she's actually serious.

[@xryeau_1760]

Yes

[@youroar]

she is serious

[@baileybear324]

She literally kept putting her foot in it after!

[@killakira12]

Yes

[@thespermsharkthespermwhale1938]

Imagine if Windows 8 did that? [plays Windows 8 alarm 08 sound]

[@vilet5257]

IM LAUGHING TOO HARD SHES JUST SCREAMING IN PAIN AND THE VOICE OVER I CANT 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

[@myworldbox]

me too bro:DDDD

[@berni5641]

omfg the emojis...cringe

[@jct4294]

@headbun 🤣🤣🤣

[@entitledkid1653]

@@berni5641 its gen z get over it 💔

[@berni5641]

@@entitledkid1653 LMAO

[@Galavis.]

"You will...unlikely die" She had to think about it for a sec.

[@Ella-tu8xd]

.........

[@justtrexus5724]

OH NO

[@BlauerAszendent]

i'm really sorry but i laughed so hard and found the way you plucked the spikes out of your skin so funny.

[@health4happiness49]

“Do not remove them with your hands” Her: proceeds to remove with hands

[@diffanzrq710]

"do not use your hand to remove it" The video : *women crying in pain while using her hand to remove it*

[@williambrandondavis6897]

Listen to the voices. The lady with the cactus stuck on her leg has an (native american maybe) accent and the other sounds European. The narration is done by an unseen person, probably the one that video recorded the ordeal.

[@Alexei_xyz]

This woman: don't touch or go near to this cactus Also her: steps on cactus again*

[@unshakenhorse632]

That was way before she said this.

[@user-pc9sj4nk8g]

@@unshakenhorse632 I think their talking about 2:43

[@alannalaila6398]

she was showing an example

[@gwenxiactrlc1990]

@@user-pc9sj4nk8g 9

[@critterwhisperer5821]

Only one example is needed which is her saying it, she didn’t need to step on it. I got anxiety for seeing the barbs still stuck to her crocks.

[@hungry_khid1007]

This is why I stay at home with my anime body pillow

[@elweydelbrawlstars]

Vengo de Un poco de Todo 👉👈

[@user-gz5ns4pu6v]

ok toma tu premio por venir de updt 🖕

[@keymaret_1890]

Yo vine porque estaba leyendo el manga de jojos parte 7 y mencionaron sobre ese cacto y vine para ver como era jajaja

[@isakdahl7054]

1:47 “Excuse me, you’re not allowed to sit there” “Oh, sorry, I’ll just scoot over to the next seat then”

[@momoyaoyorozu6225]

Lmao 😂

[@sunnydayeverlasting4028]

You wrong for that 😂😂

[@momoyaoyorozu6225]

@@sunnydayeverlasting4028 😏😂

[@jsnicks7189]

I don’t get jr

[@GippyHappy]

I feel so bad for animals that get stuck by those. Imagine being stuck with that and unable to remove them. 😢 Thank goodness for hands and thumbs. Edit: I got a cholla stuck in my butt once and it took a pair of tongs, some tweezers and several helping hands to get it out. If I’d been on my own I would have just gotten it stuck to my hand and butt at once.

[@hazardous1101]

Her : Dont use your hands to remove them Also Her: uses hand to remove them

[@ES11777]

That’s what I was thinking ;(

[@fahm8097]

This doggie makes me sad 🥺 Though this doggo wouldn't go there but I'm thinking about others

[@cherries1043]

@@hazardous1101 Yes but she is a profesional for ex she know which spike won’t sting her to take it off

[@that.one-person]

XD that’s funny but true

[@pussyyyy]

I love how she didnt mute the background sound, as a sadistic this is so passionate

[@user23867]

Hiker: "Ouch! What was that?" Cactus: "Hi. We're best friends now."

[@bluemoun1914]

This poped out after I watched “Dad it hurts” Edit: I love how that i just calmly watched a person screaming in the background and talking about cactus

[@shukriweheliye]

HAHAHA SAME

[@akshatchobdar3038]

Same

[@alexis_3957]

SAME-

[@elaferid7106]

yoo exactly

[@jadex.]

SAMEEEE

[@Elrimo90]

"Don't take them off with your hands." *Woman continues to use her hands and it works* ???

[@microistic9963]

Hi

[@stoopidapples1596]

look closely, you can see that when she tries, it springs back into her leg, causing them to go even deeper, and leaving the spines in her leg.

[@draconicgrl]

Its not that you can't take them out with your hands, its just that they have a tendency to be sticky and their fish hook like spines could wind up sticking into your fingers as well... If you've never been pricked by a cactus in your life, let me tell you, its not a fun experience. And without something to grip them with, it is much harder to pull them out as they can stick to your fingers as well. These are also not the "Jumping cacti" That she is talking about either. They're much rounder and if you get too close, part of the plant detaches and literally jumps into you.

[@cmteevee4628]

Ikr-

[@memersly9236]

WHAT ARE THOSE!!!! to her

[@felipeortega1084]

Si crack ya sabemos que vienes por un poco de todo ya cállate

[@gajsjwkd__8185]

XD

[@user-gz5ns4pu6v]

sisi ya sabemos que vienes de updt

[@manoloideryt1830]

Si jajaja

[@nikzen9073]

The vicious cycle: - Stab - Travel - Grow

[@clobby9553]

That's the cycle of life for British people too.

[@emmalynn6457]

Nobody: Me: *MOM BRING SEA WATER ON THAT DESERT HIKE*

[@virginialao5132]

RIP nobody knew that it could easily dry up.

[@her1sch]

@@virginialao5132 oop

[@sai-oi3hl]

You got 1k likes in 1 day? I refuse to think that your a human

[@poo5253]

ew the dude that ruins the joke

[@zilvoxidgod]

imagine drinking from the water bottle in the desert heat and it's fucking salty

[@renji2600]

“Don’t remove with your hands” *removes all with hands*

[@datsu2165]

This is the 3rd cactus video I've watched today

[@OGxGoku]

“Dont do this with your hands” *FLICKS A CACTI AND SCREAMS AFTERWARDS* like wtf

[@zakuto4947]

😂🤣🤣

[@FactsNChats1]

This only happens because her crocs weren’t in sports mode

[@bruhbruh6294]

They were tho

[@Killua15]

Lmao

[@ooogabooogaa]

@@Killua15 .

[@sloaneym]

Girl:*cries forever and tries to get the cactus off* Girl again: *keeps on stepping on it*

[@FogEwoods]

Congratulations you have earned a new follower:D

[@yumichan9985]

Now why in the *hell* would you put right back on your foot after we heard you screaming in *pain*

[@waifudestroyer2120]

She's an M-type clearly.

[@SamanthaDelRey]

i’m literally crying- 😭

[@ThebestestHat]

I think this was before they got into her leg

[@theman7050]

Views!

[@kittenmimi5326]

@@ThebestestHat yea but if she kept stwppin on it it eventually will lol. She wants to get impaled

[@seeker8919]

This will sound evil but on 1:41 were she just yeets it and it passes to the other leg I literally died💀😂🤣

[@convolutedconvex]

OH

[@draenzle]

lmao

[@tahjsuer46]

Saaammmmeeeee i came to make this comment😂😭😭😭😭

[@daxtales6334]

Dying 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂

[@maroonhorizon1693]

Seeker LMAOOOO

[@asmafiver6422]

This is fucking hilarious 😂😭 the calm narration and petrified screaming omg. Who goes into deep desert with Crocs

[@Sept1973]

Lol I couldn't help laughing my head off at this video 🤣🌵

[@janemarinellidavila985]

“Dont remove it with your hands” “Don’t touch it yourself” Girl agonizing on the vid: *picks it off* *agonized statements*

[@HerroVincey]

I feel SO bad, but this is THE funniest thing I've laughed at in a LONG time. The juxtaposition here is amazing. Thanks for helping bring awareness to this dangerous plant while also giving laughs to thousands of people. 😂

[@hayden6943]

Millions now*😂

[@7N00K]

@@hayden6943 stfu all those people aren't guaranteed to be laughing at pain shithead so stop correcting with false information

[@hayden6943]

@@7N00K I was just agreeing as I thought it was funny too...lol

[@Stephenc35753]

@@7N00K wow, you must be a very angry person to have reacted this way to a statement on youtube 😂

[@mulikatogunjimi5]

@@Stephenc35753 it's just , if you think about it she was in genuine pain and wasn't realy trying to be funny so some people may see the statements as rude or cruel.

[@xd-java-_-gamer-xd2467]

quien no vino por el videode un poco de todo?

[@duncanpage1556]

I hear Cylindropuntia are attracted to Purple Crocs !!! Lol Hello from Alberta

[@notoriouslemon6634]

"These spines are very hard an difficult to get out" **Steps on the whole bushel wearing crocks**

[@justarandomhandlewithnomeaning]

Yeah 😂

[@jayuchiha2375]

What are thoosssee

[@brendaf6590]

Stepping on them was done on purpose. To show how they attach themselves.

[@PlatonicPurplePanda]

Why wear open toe shoes while out in places like that?

[@3nertia]

@@PlatonicPurplePanda Certainly does seem like a recipe for disaster given the venomous snakes, scorpions, and attack cacti ...

[@redd5393]

1:47 me trying to get rid of the toxicity in my life

[@Xevion]

Later: 3:02

[@breach9669]

lol

[@PistachioMustachio_]

@@Xevion LMBO

[@raoulbrise1153]

Ju

[@raoulbrise1153]

@@Xevion ui

[@rockhound7245]

100% PERFECT job on the audio mixing. One of the few times i'm glad the original audio wasn't removed LMFAO

[@NoName-hi7qo]

🌵 Awesome 🌵 Didn't know about this type of plant I would have it in my garden!

[@someirishfella1704]

How cruel is this cactus , the one thing that softens them is sea water , literally the furthest thing you can get in a desert 🤣🤣

[@kittenmimi5326]

And those teeny open wounds are gonna sting like a bitch

[@williewilson2250]

@@kittenmimi5326 and it's hot with nothing around

[@D15Shorts]

Farthest.

[@brodylockwood14]

@@D15Shorts Only if you're in america, the rest of the world says "Furthest"

[@D15Shorts]

@@brodylockwood14 0.o I never new that

[@Toucan_Sam3319]

“Don’t use your hands, use an instrument” Me with my guitar In the middle of the desert: I’ve been waiting for this my whole life

[@AlexAlex-ij3mz]

Hello, I have the blu-ray case for One Punch Man with the same picture as your profile picture.

[@Toucan_Sam3319]

@@AlexAlex-ij3mz really? That’s weird. With the girl or without it? If it’s without then it makes sense but with I’d be confused😂

[@AlexAlex-ij3mz]

@@Toucan_Sam3319 It was with the girl. It's the exact same image.

[@lindseystaton5818]

I command that this comment get more likes.

[@Toucan_Sam3319]

@@AlexAlex-ij3mz huh, interesting. Cuz the girl in the pic is from a manga that’s called bullet angel fan club I think. I believe the manga is being remade by the creator of one punch man but it doesn’t have its own anime. Wonder why it’s on your disc

[@themannyzaur]

Voice and the actual video are complete opposites that i can't stop laughing 😂😂

[@Catedgrsda]

Just a little fact: I have these all over where I live, and if one gets stuck to you, it actually quickly sends a root into the skin, and if you don’t take it out quick enough it’ll end up growing in you without you knowing

[@johnnyMangles75]

My wife is actually having a problem with this do you think maybe you could message me so I could pick your brain about it because she has something called Cactus dermatitis and we are at our Wits End literally ruined her life but it's really hard to find information on the internet

[@tied2002]

why did she step in the cactus bush after she got them out 😭

[@xxxxxx-ok9jo]

@@ceesan5605 it will hurt even more we already heard her screaming like 😭

[@kittenmimi5326]

@@ceesan5605 pinnacle of comedy

[@rowndo]

was before. power of editing

[@ernestdesouza8888]

To teach us with examples 😂

[@ghq8982]

*Women*

[@desireedick964]

LMAO SHE KEEPS STEPPING ON THEM TO. IM DEAD

[@bearman_1826]

The desert: Too hot for clothes, too spiky for skin.

[@clawwer4404]

I like how she made the video as educational, and there are a lot of concerning comments that apparently didn't understand that at all :)Algorithm at it's finest!

[@TheShadowless]

I’m sorry but hearing her screaming in the background while she’s calmly explaining the cactus made me laugh way harder than I should have 😂

[@PhantomGaming-hg5kd]

This is so trueee 😭😭💀💀

[@sydneydumoit]

“You will” hesitates “unlikely die...”

[@edobul5846]

Getting killed by jumping cactuses are low.... *_but never zero._*

[@hotdogbun8812]

@@edobul5846 😂😂😂😂🤳

[@justtrexus5724]

@@edobul5846 thats it im becoming a shut in

[@dayb4valentines213]

So well explained thank you for sharing 🌵

[@trashgoon]

im sorry but the calm explanation over the bloodcurdling scream is leaving me in tears

[@_Pigeonz23]

“Don’t touch it yourself” while the girl in the back is screaming in Agony and pulling out with her hands

[@thriex4946]

person who got attacked: help me AH save me! narrator: *so yeah here’s some fun facts about it*

[@Lxchador]

TOM:Wow Jerry haven't fool me to jump in these Cactus for a long time.

[@Jonid5184]

This is so painful, scary Never knew that there are this kind of cactus too Thank you for sharing this knowledge/ information God bless you

[@korpakukac]

Gotta love how she is doing everything she says not to do lol.

[@williambrandondavis6897]

Two different people.

[@kalisworl]

@@williambrandondavis6897 no, she said that it was her in the video.

[@jakobyarns4369]

Lady: AAAHHHHHH Narrator in the most calm voice: do not try to get rid of them with your hands.

[@naru2479]

0:24 ah yes i see, the cactus race has developed alot

[@ferchanclas957]

Like si vienes de un Poco de Todo 😎

[@karenchinchilla3220]

Yes jajajjaj si

[@misscerulean]

"You...will..unlikely die from this cactus..."

[@xXxDragonEraxXx]

This sounds like a school project audio put over someones painful experience.

[@medjed7268]

That's because it is

[@naia1362]

@@medjed7268 no it’s not lol

[@karmahleone1196]

Thats what I said lml that aint her..the legs dont match her voice

[@notoriousfly9260]

@@karmahleone1196 Huh? I’d say you were correct if you pointed out the odd accent of the woman in the video, but judging someone’s voice by their legs? Sounds like fat shaming

[@paigechastain2518]

@@notoriousfly9260 You can't hear "fat" in a voice lmao. You can hear the voice and compare it to an estimated age of the legs... and the screams. The screams sound like an middle aged woman, while the narrator is very clearly young. Plus the legs look more like a middle aged woman's than a young woman's.

[@dothedewinme]

I literally laughed to hard when she tried flicking the last one off snd it jumped onto her other leg 😂😂😂 *screaming ensues

[@kagemoritanuki]

Thanks Johnny.

[@jays7978]

Keeps stepping on them

[@dnutall1448]

I was recently attacked by this evil and vicious plant. I will never be the same. Still waiting to heal.

[@alipiatt250]

I can't get a doctor to believe me that I still have cactus coming out of my body everywhere!!!! Did yours travel through your body?

[@obioguh1494]

D Nutall how is it now?

[@elricdrick6821]

Hope you're doing well

[@ChristIsKing1161]

Why are you making it sound like a wild beast with a brain

[@Vall619]

@@ChristIsKing1161 because it is

[@BakersBiscuit]

Having been a victim of many cholla cactus in my life, I can unabashedly laugh my ass off while watching this video. 🌵

[@avvy_exe]

when she was screaming in the background and the voice-over girl was completely unbothered, i swear it was like an SNL skit omfg

[@cactus7027]

Yeah, serves you right to mess with my children

[@Zeldaftw]

🤣dead

[@medjed7268]

I'm pretty sure those cacti are older than you cactus

[@deathbycactus5298]

Their sacrifices were not in vain

[@ariebirb]

“Don’t touch them” touches them and screams in agony

[@nuggetbox9245]

This video is so funny, lmao. I hope she survives the cactus attack.

[@kacheenasvariety9414]

Good Lord 😲 thank goodness I don't go hiking, LoL.

[@smartfloppa4002]

Human: Runs into cactus Also human: Cactus attack

[@LittleDebbie-nd2gc]

2:00 “sea water softens..” Now how am I supposed to find sea water in the desert

[@3nertia]

Vicious little pricks! Great video; very educational!