TECHNOBLADE CRUMBS | ORIGINS SMP

[@aroki4_]

if this is the pc that withheld the chocobo incident, it is incredibly strong

[@sneegsnag]

It is

[@antonh1159]

What the fuck is chocobo

[@theseusinflames4301]

@@antonh1159 you poor poor soul

[@itscris1973]

@@antonh1159 Boy did you miss out on a wild one

[@NBrixH]

@@antonh1159 Girl boss bird Watch this: kzbin.info/www/bejne/rqi8iaWBnL6HmNk

[@ittselli3245]

Watching sneeg lose his mind over his viewers getting laptops for the price of desktops for the nth time👍

[@Dryy_Cereal]

LOL

[@xjoshari3700]

His mind is blown on lvls that are impressive

[@OrangePee1s]

ayo me too

[@ramon_1506]

some people purchase laptops not for their portableness but for the sheer fact a Laptop costs less then a gpu the laptop has in the system

[@Gamerbro302]

@@ramon_1506 then just get a prebuilt, most budget laptops dont have gpus that are heavily inflated and if you are getting a laptop with a expensive gpu then at that price range you can probably get a prebuilt at the same cost or even maybe less

[@jayswtnap]

"You're literally sabotaging yourself when using your laptop on the bed, or the couch!" **Looks at my laptop sitting in my bed** **Keeps watching the video like nothing happened**

[@mahoganyk]

ME

[@VictoriaWalker8]

Saaaame I have a laptop from work, and a personal gamer laptop lol I feel Sneeg wouldn't approve it lol

[@paigeelizabeth6162]

Same thing here!!!!!

[@ViridianWoF]

**doing school in bed**

[@timetron3751]

Same heck I am doing that now

[@Lyss_boa]

God I miss techno sm, he was such a funny and unique character, he had such an amazing sense of humor, and one-of-a-kind personality, we'll never find someone remotely similar to him ever again

[@CloudyChaoDubs]

sneeg has finally made a techno compilation, he deserves another subscriber

[@hunter5658]

I agreed

[@noneknowstheswagger]

13:09 **cracks greek myth nerd knuckles** A guy was trying to marry/win a girl who would only marry a guy who could outrun her. She was extremely fast. Aphrodite gave the guy golden apples that no girl could resist, and while racing the guy threw the apples. The girl stopped to pick them up because pretty and she had to marry guy. 👍

[@AbnusXD]

Yes

[@AbnusXD]

But can you remember the names of the man and woman

[@anacromacia]

@@AbnusXD Atalanta and Hippomenes

[@AbnusXD]

@@anacromacia Nice

[@marvintg2002]

I've watched a lot of Overly Sarcastic Productions, so I immediately knew what techno was referencing

[@janicecantspell]

I think sneeg wants us to buy gaming laptops

[@cloverheart]

i'll get a super expensive one just for him 😊😊

[@ittselli3245]

@@cloverheart get one thats atleast 5k

[@snappycrow8326]

Techno: "We should make a dog origin, and make it that you're colorblind." Sneeg: "dies"

[@isthebel]

11:09 Techno sees Sneeg’s golden carrots 16:38 “Hey Phil lemme get a good look at ya” 17:51 “All the carrots are gone, Sneeg”

[@rowancook4369]

For anyone confused about technos "I don't have arms" bit, something in the mod messed up and he couldn't do anything that required right clicking for this stream.

[@Dolor_]

alternative title: sneeg malding about someone getting a laptop instead of a pc

[@acespace2661]

3:05 Piglin comes over from a distance to listen to the laptop conversation , even nodding in agreement briefly . That's all 👍✨✨✨

[@ovieofthedead]

Listening to sneeg rant about gaming laptops while I'm on my 6 year old gaming laptop that I just changed the battery on last year! XD

[@patdorsey8378]

the battery on mine was bulging and warping the case, so we got it taken out and got a new one, but the guy who installed it did it wrong and now i have to have it constantly plugged in or it will instantly shut down

[@yellowcatgirl]

hows that going? he really didnt list many reasons against them that apply to ppl that use laptops only on their work desks lol. and also what laptop is it bc i am looking for a gaming laptop at a good price rn!

[@ovieofthedead]

@@yellowcatgirl It's from the ROG series that ASUS makes. It's ~6, almost 7 years old. It costed around a grand but I got a bunch of discounts on it since I had family working at the store and it was the last one they had. I'd recommend checking it out though just know they are quite heavy.

[@AT-ez5hr]

Ha sammeee

[@bumblebeerror9019]

@@yellowcatgirl heat is the main issue with gaming laptops. Graphics cards and the power usage when running games is the enemy of a computer. It can melt, warp, and destroy the components that aren’t cooled, and laptop fans are not able to keep up with that kind of heat production. That heat over time will slowly kill a hard drive, making it run at glacial speeds, which can only be fixed MAYBE by replacing the hard drive. Which I know! Because my Lenovo yoga 2 that I used only for school had that exact problem after 3 years. Like, think of how a laptop is put together and then know that my gaming PC takes up about 30% of my PC case and has 6 different fans keeping it cool, and said PC has lasted four years so far with zero slow down despite daily use playing games, very little cleaning, and no maintenance on it’s hardware.

[@damienray2286]

Thank you Sneeg for giving us Techno content. 😌 Also, if you want to do gaming, please get a pc, prebuilt or not it's so much better. Laptops do not have the space to fit in the oversized CPU, and the graphics card, and the extra ram that is so necessary for good quality, smooth running gaming. I spent a whole $700-$800 on my custom built PC from Amazon (my GPU was give to me and it was probably another$400-$500 is about $1,000 all together), which is about the same you're going to spend on a "gaming" laptop. Laptops also aren't really designed for great air circulation like PCs are and tend to overheat when you stress them which can cause damage to the motherboard, the CPU, the battery, and everything else inside. Please if you want to do gaming, especially while streaming, please consider getting a PC, even if it's pre-built because you can replace some of the pieces later, but a "gaming" laptop just cannot handle gaming and/or streaming and it's going to burn up much quicker than a PC and you're basically through out $400-$1,000

[@oneofmanyphilzachildren1052]

We miss the blood god dearly

[@EthanBuzzy]

i spent $2,500 on a custom built PC from a local PC building store and it's def worth it. Prebuilt from amazon has issues 9 times out of 10.

[@damienray2286]

@@EthanBuzzy I did mine custom built, just bought the parts off Amazon. And some people can't afford $2,500 PC so sometimes you have to settle for a prebuilt

[@smol_fox481]

@@damienray2286 Honestly if there's the time building it yourself is generally the best option. It's a bit of a learning curve and some research needs to be done first but it can be really fun. I also won't recommend doing this any time soon because there is a giant chip shortage and computers are waaaayyyy over priced right now.

[@damienray2286]

@@smol_fox481 Oh yeah, I did mine like 6-7 months ago now. It's been working pretty well for me

[@holly2786]

I love that sneeg is the only one posting origins content on youtube. This is sneeg smp all over again

[@EmilyLionBerg]

Rest In Peace Techno. 🥺 Still my favorite video of him

[@marvintg2002]

For anyone interested: Techno referenced the Greek myth of Atlanta and Hippomenes with the golden apples Edit: wasn't the first one to explain the reference, but will keep the comment anyways.

[@Rose_ZL1]

Coming back damn near a year after, still hurts.

[@ok-lz6ho]

just finished watching yesterday's VOD thank you for the consistent content mr sneeg

[@johnelsom7081]

It looks like techno was threatening to eat him if not sullied with carrots

[@rabidhorde]

Sneeg really beat the algorithm with his video naming skills

[@orbus9357]

This is why I watch Sneeg, for Technoblade content Also my dad has an Alienware laptop for work and I gamed on it for a bit while my PC was being repaired. It was okay, got hot real fast with Roblox but was fine with Subnautica.

[@aidensings]

it all depends on what the game uses mainly, whether its gpu or cpu, which makes certain games run hotter than others.

[@theobamahealthcare]

How did Roblox almost made that laptop hot but not a bigger game aka Subnacious?

[@aidensings]

@@theobamahealthcare it depends on the part of the computer it uses the most (GPU or CPU), one runs hotter than the other when a large % of it is used. i dont play either game or know about computer parts so i couldnt tell you which part each game uses, but roblox uses the part that puts out the most heat, while subnautica uses the other, which runs cooler.

[@jana_a_banana]

The reason why I have a gaming laptop is that it runs the software I need for my architecture programs really well and I need to be able to take it to class. If I didn't need to take it to campus I would've 100% gotten a desktop. Also, a few months after I bought my laptop I messed up my back so I actually need to do work while laying down most of the time. I couldn't do this with a desktop. BUT I'm an outlier. Getting a desktop is a much better investment and is more cost-efficient. Seriously, get a desktop.

[@roxythelipstickpixie72]

Sneegs whole thing about areas if relaxation and working is a great point. Although I had an extreme solution for my online classes. We had a room dedicated to working on homework and classwork and stuff. That room could be locked from the inside with a key. I would lock myself in and slide the key under the door to my mom. The idea was that it's essentially an escape room and would turn homework and classwork into something fun. This was entirely my idea and I didnt get the key back until I completed my homework. It worked, but it's not for everybody.

[@dio-chu]

11:16 Same energy as 'I can smell you' 20:03 That side glance 😅

[@franciscs1604]

We will mis you, Technoblade, Alex.

[@spectrumspectre]

I didn't even have a desk for the last two years of highschool (quarantine time) so I just sat on my bed with my school-provided chromebook and it worked just fine lol (also thanks Sneeg for the desktop advice)

[@clarasmith1142]

The advice was aimed towards gamers, but if you're just need something for school work then a Chromebook is fine :D

[@raviosolaire]

@@clarasmith1142 they meant the productivity tip, not the desktop tip lol

[@miss_euphoric]

I wasn't expecting the laptop lesson at the start but I greatly appreciate it

[@nathanc0ree]

anyone else trying not to cry rn?

[@noup_san]

19:06 techno jumpscare 👁👁

[@mikaelacash3791]

That moment when they play the Attack on Titan theme and you realize that Sneeg is legit Erin Yeager facing off against all his giant titan friends XD My gosh, that killed me!

[@Runachu]

Sneeg: Complaining about laptops and how you shouldn't buy them Me watching on a laptop: 😶Floshed

[@l_2745]

I think he meant gaming laptops used for gaming not that all laptops are bad

[@sewingseraph1691]

The points about the laptop and motivation are something I've never even considered holy shit!! I use a laptop for school because I need to bring it to classes but this is making me re-think so much about what to plan for college next year. Hmm...

[@MrFiixed]

Rip.thecnoblade :(

[@nelle_zombie2476]

6:52 is when he stops talking about the laptops in case you were wondering

[@Ary-rt8qc]

I was actually thinking about trading my laptop for a newer version. This literally couldn't of come at a better time. Thx Sneeg!

[@nater474]

At 19:03 fang 2 foxy jumpscare

[@bleepbloop5162]

So I want to give a quick reason to get a gaming laptop: you move around a lot. Like, every few days going from one family member to another. It’s the reason I saved up and instead of getting a desktop I got a laptop. It was more than I want to admit but at the time it was a very high range pc. I still use it to this day, but I wholeheartedly agree you should get a desktop. I was just worried about bringing it with me so I wasn’t bored as fuck. I’ve had it since I was 15 and it still is pretty decent now that I’m 19. Once I move to a better setup I plan to get a desktop though, that will be nice.

[@bleepbloop5162]

I also just taught myself how to upgrade and fix it. I will make it worth the money damn it.

[@amyleah08]

Sneeg: Talking about how there is no excuse to have a "gaming laptop" instaed of a PC when they cost the same amount of money. Me, who is 15, doesn't have a job or any other way of getting money, can't drive, who doesn't have a desk th the moment because my house is currently being renovated and my room isn't done yet, and is just grateful to have something that can play Minecraft: ok.

[@tasha4225]

Thanks for keeping in the pc advice. Really helpful, I was debating whether to take a laptop over a pc because of portability but now thinking bout it the hustle is worth a good performance. Tysm Sneeg!

[@NappyThaGawd]

13:11 Atalanta: She was super strong and held a race for her hand in marriage. A nerd had the gods give him golden apples to help with the race, and he used them to distract Atalanta so that he could win.

[@NathanTheMan]

Jump scare warning at 19:06

[@Itzaric]

I'd been using a $700 laptop for the last 7 years & I thought it was fine but I changed to a desktop this year & it consistently stuns me how much more space I have on the screen & that I can run more than one program without lagging until I crash. How did i ever live like this....

[@silverdrag0n_]

i feel like an outlier because i only use my laptop at my desk or at the kitchen table, but i have to accommodate for a drawing tablet and a laptop stand LMAO

[@jaewol359]

Man I wish sneeg had yelled at me about laptops a while ago. My MacBook, while it’s nice, was a lot of money for not a lot of processing strength. Oh well I know for next time I guess.

[@atrixcanada7204]

I AGREE ON HIS RANT IN GETTING A DESKTOP also hell yeah we love Techno crumbs

[@veroxi_]

Me sitting here at my desk on my laptop watching sneeg be mad at laptops for 7 minutes straight: "this is fine"

[@Daedalos777]

Bro the first 4 minutes of this vid are just actually good advice

[@susanalyssafox]

Thank you Sneegsnag for this gift of crumbs

[@Xelafur]

its nice to watch memories of techno and sneeg :,)

[@guyguy7923]

I got a 3000 dollar gaming laptop, mostly for drafting but for gaming as well. It’s runs amazing. Just in case I also got a laptop stand that has fans in it to cool the laptop down. I like the mobility and also I can take it to campus to work as well as game there. I completely agree that desktops are better. A laptop just fits my situation better for college.

[@livvidity]

first seven minutes are just sneeg vs. all laptops

[@peachy386]

Sneeg: You can buy a pre built gaming pc for the same price as a gaming laptop, if not cheaper! Me: *has only seen pre builts more expensive then laptops* *confused pikachu noises*

[@norgeasmr3417]

I love how a good part of sneeg's vids are him ranting about gaming laptops everytime XD

[@much_cri2049]

"Technoblade Crumbs?" *He knows what the internet wants.*

[@YaboiZephyr]

R.I.P technolo you beautiful bastard

[@moo7429]

entirely unrelated to the video but i got the notification for this and started typing "sneegsnag" in the middle of a sentence

[@Log_rithms]

as an avid PC enthusiast, i endorse the purchase and use of gaming laptops under very strict conditions: it must be used, at a good price, and it has to be genuinely used for LIGHT gaming on the go, especially for a child of divorced parents like myself. I speak completely from personal experience, so mileage may vary. Anyway, epic vid as always sneeg & firesale, much love

[@nicolev990]

As another child of divorced parents, agreed

[@Asocial_Puffboll]

I'm here for the crumbs yes yes (The content is of course also impeccable)

[@onehalfspace]

I remember watching this stream and it's actually what compelled me to order an external fan for my laptop! It's great, and I can take it to class and not worry about my laptop overheating as it had in the past

[@immagical7036]

The fact that Technoblade’s voice is so monotone makes it just so much funnier

[@Matan1313]

I have a gaming laptop, but I treat it more like a PC, where it sits on my desk basically always charged and can run most games I wanna play with my friends. I would probably get a legit desktop PC if I could, but I would still use the gaming laptop for when I go to visit my friends and family abroad since it’s still good enough to be able to play with my friends when I’m at their house or play when I’m on vacation abroad for a few months during the summer. As long as you treat a gaming laptop like a desktop it’s not that bad. But I would get a gaming pc if I could, to replace it for when I’m at home. And only use the laptop when I want to game but I won’t have access to my desktop for a good chunk of time, like when I go abroad or like back when I used to have friends to game with that lived in the same state at me and I went to their houses to hang out.

[@yeetboiwhatyesplease2095]

19:06 that actually got me lmao

[@petietheamazing7234]

God dammit, my KZbin recommended really knows me… I miss him

[@Elena-vh5rv]

I really love this bunnyblade crumbs. I can watch this 100x and still smile throughout the vid. Thanks sneeg!

[@STORMFANGSL8]

my desk for the last idek how many years in an old desk my dad used to paint his warhammer models, that he then proceeded to loose all the hardware and screws for it, and now its mine and 10/10 the best desk i've ever had.

[@carsynagen3525]

People who still need a laptop, even if they have a good PC, get a Chromebook. You can get them for $200 or less, and they typically have good battery life. Computing power and resolution is lower, but it gets the job done. Used one for all of high school, and I highly recommend.

[@Fr4nk4000]

Sneeg is so fucking right. I built a pc with a non LHR 3060ti/ R 5 3600 for about 1300USD and bought an oculus quest 2 about 12 days ago. If I would buy a laptop with similar performance, it would cost me more than the pc and vr headset combined. It's a pain being a college student and having to move my setup from dorm to home, but it was worth it.

[@Gamerbro302]

msrp non lhr 3060ti? you lucky as hell, but still fair

[@jesuschristbutafab9923]

The fact i just got a laptop and then i open this video to see Sneeg ranting about laptops

[@slimewizard7350]

20:39 the prime example of lizard brain

[@funtimestudios2403]

Technoblade Jumpscared #19:05

[@MistyBlahbull]

Sneed talking about gaming laptops: Me watching this on a gaming laptop: 👁👄👁

[@myforever13]

its so true that you get such a better computer for your money if you get a desktop. I bought myself a omen gaming tower for $1500 a few years back and it still feels like a brand new computer. when i used a laptop it only lasted 2 years before it had constant problems and i had to repair it all the time. another plus is if i ever need more ram i can just buy another stick for my desktop since it has 2 open slots.

[@mr.familiar1136]

Actually thanks sneeg, you convinced me from getting a "gaming" laptop and instead getting a proper desktop. Is there any desktops anyone could recommend?

[@chloesybes]

I saw Technoblade and I have never clicked faster in my life

[@oneofmanyphilzachildren1052]

Same friend 😗☕👌it's good soup

[@ratmedic5941]

Where he sees crumbs, I see a full course meal.

[@hollowknight2439]

"Jump good" gave me samurai jack flashbacks

[@dagreenmusketeer2556]

He did very much call onto the hungry techno fans [:

[@poptartzgaming5545]

Sneeg's Holy Wisdom of Laptops goes till 7:18

[@kaybadberg534]

I take notes on my computer because I type faster than I can write. I have to travel to go to classes. Therefore I need a laptop. I don't need any other computers because they would take up space. Therefore, gaming laptop. I stream from this laptop, and it works decently.

[@DontWorryImNotImportant]

The fact that I have a gaming laptop now makes me now feel like I should get rid of it which I find slightly unfortunate since I have data on it already.

[@RILEY_LOVESDOGS]

Me watching that after he died

[@megc9289]

Techno's inability to use his right arm in-game was foreshadowing

[@smol_fox481]

In defense of laptops they have one very major up side. They can be really portable and decently quick. This is awesome for me as a CS major currently attending college where I have to have a computer on me at all times and need to carry it a mile across campus one way every day I have class. They are awesome when it comes to travel and totally worth it if you need to be able to access work/school stuff at a moments notice. For gaming though I'd just get a console or a desktop depending what you have space for. Also there is a massive chip shortage right now and because of that computers have become significantly more expensive. That might have something to do with the absurd prices. The shortage might last for a while since new manufacturing plants are being built to try and keep up with the increased demand.

[@ryrygriesemer8326]

now this is a man who knows his demographic

[@jeezuhskriste5759]

The gaming laptop rant ends at 6:49

[@culuckel3863]

Sneg

[@shylbulmer4667]

Agreed

[@Dolor_]

ga

[@WormMilker]

Bit political but sure

[@Gaming_Roses]

CRUMBS!? HAND EM OVER * viscously slurps them up *

[@kbyebleha2978]

your service to this community will not be forgotten

[@MAXMikey]

Sneeg gives us life advice for free and that's is very respectable

[@thatbluejaybird]

I'm currently a laptop streamer, and have noticed my laptop struggling seriously (last two streams were so bad lmao), but am saving up for a decent desktop so that later in the year I can buy one to stream and to do schoolwork, and have my laptop for taking to class etc! And before anyone asks why i didnt get a PC, the laptop i have is the one I use for school. I needed it for school, so I bought it for school. I'm lucky it runs MC, and I can stream.

[@thelazydragon1785]

On the gaming laptop topic, consider this: someone might have no space to put one in? The only possible place I could put a pc in my house is the kitchen. I have no space in my room, and I live with my grandma, she doesn’t like that kind of stuff in her kitchen (she barely tolerates the mess of charging cables on the side of the island) so until I get my own place I am unable to get a desktop, the Microsoft 8gig I got for Christmas is gonna have to do ;-;

[@drowning_icarus2301]

*rings bell * COME GET YA CRUMBS

[@redpanda3617]

Technoblade is smart when it comes to Greek mythology

[@minecraftbees8850]

love when emeraldduo team up to torture little sneeg

[@rosemarykitten7686]

I would honestly love to see like... a full spec of what sneeg uses, really. I don't know what to build when it comes to PCs anymore. Everyone has different opinions and I can't ever get a definitive answer from anyone, but if sneeg's computer is the chocobo computer, I'd like what he's having please.

[@PuppyLove2468]

my laptop only lasted about 6 months before the fan broke cause i would have it on my bed, now the edge of the screen support is also broken from opening it on one edge too much, I had to get am external fan thing to place under, which also immediately broke. I can't even open things with 3d models anymore unless i want to burn myself as it overheats, I can't shut the lid unless i want to risk totally breaking the side irreparably when I open it, so i have to put it in sleep mode manually every night, it sucks

[@jagaxe6036]

Watch sneeg complain about laptops at 2x speed 🤣

[@jesuschrist2268]

video starts at 7:14

[@crimsocinth]

me watching this on a windows laptop : *sweats nervously*