Technoblade Greek mythology (full saga)

[@icspps]

Techno missed his calling as a Greek Mythology Teacher.

[@novv__]

he would be the most interesting teacher ever

[@margaret3685]

I would want him to be my Greek Mythology teacher

[@yes3365]

@@margaret3685 who wouldnt

[@jadegreenleaf781]

@@yes3365 orphans

[@shadowYT-st1dk]

@@jadegreenleaf781 then he would be the second and third worse thing that happened to orphans

[@8pix599]

"Theseus was no simp"

[@kirailove4207]

Bruh he is tortured in the underworld for all eternity because he tried to steal Persephone from Hades

[@ori-onyxvyntarz3276]

6:19

[@mehedi1178]

Tommyinnit: build girlfriend.

[@jadedpotato1574]

Warlord Mehedi oh my god HAHAHA

[@fluffybunny3925]

@@kirailove4207 I think that was his friend who he helped steal Persephone, Theseus wanted 12 y/o Helen of Troy

[@penguinstarlette4028]

Someone needs to write a story about Techno being part blood god, honestly

[@safiarter201]

Hes not part blood god, HE IS THE BLOOD GOD, BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD

[@meenauwu4274]

I think there is an au about Minecraft KZbinrs being gods, it ain't a story yet but there's fanarts about it XD

[@jcs6387]

Zagreus from the game Hades is often referred to as a god of blood.

[@AhmedHassan-lv6ld]

Part Ares

[@EBPeridot]

Techno is actually a quarter god

[@guardian5175]

“Hubris is a flaw and i am perfect. Therefore i don’t have hubris.” I love this line with a passion LMAOO

[@Solar_Lunar]

I’m trying to find when that is

[@jana6571]

12:04

[@Jane_8319]

“‘Cause y’know Zeus is the God of Feminism” UNDERRATED JOKE

[@AshKecha]

I like how Technoblade thinks having a Greek great-grandmother he never met could give him superpowers

[@ukiyo_chip3750]

tf you mean "thinks" it gave him superpowers >:(

[@Magnus-we7ch]

@@ukiyo_chip3750 The power of selling out his channel in front of 10 other streamers and getting away whit it XD

[@expressly_art6572]

What do you mean? He is the Blood God. (By the way, where did that title come from?)

[@flareblitzen8857]

@@expressly_art6572 wasn’t it a Minecraft tournament when he said “blood for the blood god).

[@expressly_art6572]

@@flareblitzen8857 maybe? I'll have to check

[@fmratio8327]

Him: telling that paris story Me the entire time: aphrodite aphrodite aphrodite aphrodite ... He totally forgot Hellen

[@crimsocinth]

Lmao same

[@redmilk256]

Casually forgetting the war started because Aphrodite stole a princess...

[@fmratio8327]

@@redmilk256 YES (also team Helen did nothing wrong and is the only braincell on Troy's side)

[@audreybrown5536]

18:40

[@nienel]

@@fmratio8327 she let big man Paris steal her when she was married to some guy called menelaus

[@honeyjar2970]

*Techno:* "i never knew my greek grandma so I could be a semi demi god" *Me:* you are LITERALLY known as the Blood God

[@flashbang2279]

@@ashytemehn1904 HE IS THY BLOOD GOD

[@rainingcatsandjune]

Z A G R E U S

[@tornadotaylor8956]

@@ashytemehn1904 he is the blood god

[@auxchar]

Fun fact, the prefix "techno" as it's used today comes from the Greek word "techne", which means "art, skill, craft, or the way, manner, or means by which a thing is gained". "Blade", on the other hand, is of Germanic origin, coming from a word used to refer to the leaf of a plant.

[@superspicy8740]

@@auxchar so his name is artisticleaf or warleaf

[@perry2921]

"The gods are butthurt, they're always butthurt", one of my most favorite lines from Techno.

[@nyankoizumi739]

love how you can tell he really likes this subject and is a greek mythology nerd because even when he's talking about it during lore, he says country but stops and takes a second to clarify it was actually a "city state". like, his voice changes as well and it's honestly a mood

[@Iliadic]

Nah, he was doing English.@@angelmatesmolan

[@panther-nk2hn]

@@Iliadic Well English was his major in college, but that means little. He could still very well love Greek mythology, and he dropped out of college anyway.

[@ffletch]

I actually want a Greek myths podcast from Techno now ETA: Are y'all genuinely stupid or something? I made this comment a LONG time before he passed away. I'm constantly getting notifications from people saying that it's too late for that. No shit, y'all.. It's so disrespectful to him to be like "🤓☝️ uh well" all the time at a comment made almost a year before he passed.

[@flashbang2279]

yesssss

[@roaringthunder115]

Yeah

[@ryzzabaldovieso3922]

ONLYHIT SHOW OPPORTUNITY

[@chextheroyalbastard3495]

Hell yeah

[@vc_whatever]

Hell yeah

[@trueaidooo]

"Zeus is the god of feminism" is possibly the most ridiculous statement he's ever said

[@cinnamoony3996]

that hurt me

[@emperorkaine7041]

AND THEN ALONG CAME ZEUSSSS!!!

[@s4b521]

Techno's deadpan humour kills me every time

[@dividualizer]

@@emperorkaine7041 basically how 95% of Greek Myths started

[@darkmoonsyndrome8167]

More like Artemis

[@Jack-zz7bc]

Techno has earned my permanent respect for calling him Heracles instead of Hercules.

[@elisedutcher4923]

Yep same

[@soggybread4083]

Same

[@-highq]

He can only truly earn the respect for that if he calls him Alcaeus

[@ogaboga6496]

@@-highq The Great Mighty Al

[@amicosayshi865]

He could remember Heracles but not Hera lmao

[@Soyphia]

After the news today, I can’t help but come back to this video. One of the main reasons I watched technoblade was because I love Greek mythology. RIP the man, the myth, the legend.

[@frommars6887]

Can’t believe it’s been two months already

[@hannacsernyi6331]

Happy to hear I'm not the only one who keeps coming back here :))

[@mxghann963]

Me, i miss him and came back to this video because I remember watching it two years ago.

[@lisawang6711]

Zeus had so many wife’s

[@ALJ9000]

@@lisawang6711 *One night stands

[@yellow7977]

21:50 Yes, Achilles and Patroclus. Their *friendship* was so strong that they kissed each other and Achilles’ one wish was that their ashes were mixed together Historians wish their homies had that bond like that too!!! 🥶🥶😪😪

[@joshannie3723]

Omg I was finding this comment yes they had such a good friendship especially that night in the cave 🌚🌝

[@zizzy-kitty]

They were such good roommates!

[@alecweir07]

Totally not steamy in there.

[@luluusdead]

and there's even an excerpt from before the war of troy that talks about them kissing i think

[@Raven-The-Dead-guy]

​@@joshannie3723What happened in the cave 😰

[@ton4906]

I'm not a fan of historal stuff or mythology, but if it's explained like this... Count me in, even when it's my free day

[@FakeRedHead811]

Then my friend. I introduce you toooooooo!! PERCY JACKSON!

[@sheryldomingo322]

@@FakeRedHead811 NO, percy jackson fans NO.

[@halfcorruptedrubberduck7833]

@@FakeRedHead811 fuck Percy Jackson ain't no technoblade

[@juno2884]

May I introduce you toooooooo Overly Sarcastic Productions. It's basically this video, but as a whole channel

[@AhmedHassan-lv6ld]

Have you heard of TierZoo

[@bettynoire5944]

i feel like technoblade from the way he worded the story’s was IN these story’s, like he WATCHED them go down, I can just think of little techno watching this happen and is like “man when I’m older I’m gunna make SO MUCH money from these story’s”

[@crowwasnthere]

honestly i woulnt be surprised lmao

[@sheryldomingo322]

I mean he sounded like he was there.

[@ybzero]

Well yes, he is the God of Blood.

[@bettynoire5944]

@@ybzero thats what i mean

[@nonresidentaliennotengaged9741]

Nobody calls me an idiot and gets away with it but you still getting my like

[@mirunai4295]

i could listen to techno speak abt greek mythtology for literal hours

[@tornadotaylor8956]

I could listen to him talk about anything

[@crimsocinth]

Or you could read percy jackson, thats fun too 😀👌

[@thatoneguyontheinternet4639]

I would love to have a Technoblade podcast where he just talks about Greek mythology, even though I know most of them

[@onlyynari]

No cuz fr. I actually could listen for hours and be so interested. Idk how he does it but I love listening

[@angelmorningstar2902]

I am writing a essay listening to this

[@jericalocke9136]

OMG Techno missing Eret declaring war on King George due to rummaging in his room for an old Greek Mythology textbook to tell chat stories is prime Old God energy

[@spirittail4958]

I can imagine a god actually doing that he's just rummaging around in some sort of ancient ruins or ancient library for like a decade trying to find something and completely miss a war that takes place while he's gone and comes back wondering why everything's a mess and everyone's fighting each other

[@NotnotADHD]

6:24 "all heros die miserabley" hits so hard now that he is gone

[@graydev9645]

oh. oh why'd you have to say that :(

[@robertchaney2704]

Overly Sarcastic Productions should invite Technoblade over for an episode of miscellaneous myths

[@cortneylane200]

Yess

[@dianeinsertlastnamehere7296]

Oh my god Red would be losing her damn mind

[@Hazyla]

THAT WOULD BE FUCKING AWESOME

[@micah8439]

YESSS

[@blep8671]

This needs to happen

[@Magnus-we7ch]

Guys give this person a little love. He took his time to find this all and put it together. Enjoyed it a lot. Thanks Aybit

[@dogocatostudios8719]

Thanks Aybit!

[@abby4684]

Thank you Aybit

[@dianeinsertlastnamehere7296]

Aybit is lowkey a godsend

[@lulatilly2056]

This comment has more likes than at it has subs, SUBSCRIBE TO AYBIT

[@arianvixal7143]

AYE AYE

[@kellyg2635]

"So many people died because Paris was a simp."

[@exwhyzgaming8996]

And Helen was a Slut

[@emmavr-525]

@@exwhyzgaming8996 shiiiii 😳

[@qwffy3819]

Girl got kidnapped by a god/simp 😰👍🏻

[@arjun8343]

I mean he’s not wrong, it would have all been avoided if Paris hadn’t ran away with helen

[@Ragazaloth]

@@exwhyzgaming8996 how the fuck do you expect her to do anything when she's kidnapped by a literal god

[@unknownpasta8103]

I listen to this to sleep I listen to him when I was most Vulnerable it feels like he was a friend I'll miss him

[@LuckyAngel_girl]

it's already been FOUR months?!

[@epikfox8234]

@@LuckyAngel_girl 6 now

[@epikfox8234]

He was too young and his personality never changed… He had so much potential but it’s good to know that he had good supporters and friends by his side

[@LuckyAngel_girl]

@@epikfox8234 ...wow-Time really flies..Half a year passed-

[@Seto_KaibaX]

It appears the child or grandchild of a Demi-God is called a Legacy... Yup Alexander Technoblade is definitely a Legacy.

[@leuxiya]

i mean... the "25% greek" part may cofirm that...

[@xoFyxoL]

Legacy, what is a legacy? Its planting seeds in a garden you never get to see

[@Clownish.mp4]

@@leuxiyaYO REALLY??

[@oscarglad5284]

Explains why he died so young, he had greek hero blood. Truly unfortunate

[@Phoenix-mcc]

@@xoFyxoL LMAOO America, you great *unfinished symphony* you sent for me!

[@averyswondrousworld542]

These clips give me the sense that Technoblade is actually just an immortal and he’s just trying to remember stories from when he was *_actually there,_*

[@concept5631]

Well of course he was there. He's secretly --Khorne-- *Ares,* the War God after all.

[@blammmed]

@@concept5631 khorne?

[@concept5631]

@@blammmed Khorne.

[@Hestechillos]

@@concept5631 Yep- Khrone fits

[@johnford902]

My favorite interpretation, and my favorite frame for Tech’s existence.

[@Em-uw5te]

It's Techno confusing Artemis and Aphrodite for me lmao

[@ballisticbee6001]

Ah yes, a maiden goddess and a goddess of beauty being mixed up. I love it

[@lou-ep8tr]

@@ballisticbee6001 like it's a story abt fighting over who is the most beautiful of course Aphrodite is involved

[@adooryou9197]

and forgetting Hera

[@nonah8812]

Aphrodite will smite him..

[@averagegenzguy2751]

Really wouldn't go well for him

[@anoldflame5595]

"I could be a.. semi demi god."

[@perry2921]

Well there's almost no doubt that he is the blood god

[@exwhyzgaming8996]

ItS cAlLeD a LeGaCy Of A gOd

[@Lucas-ym6fn]

It’s a quarter blood for gods sake

[@perry2921]

@Daiwik Poojary I was talking about the concept of doubt, some people may not see him as the blood god, for we true believers seem like fakes to those of the non enlightened.

[@bubbletea695]

@@exwhyzgaming8996 HoO?

[@ellielittle6681]

i hope he’s learning about greek mythology wherever he is now

[@tickledeggz]

He went to the Elysian Ffeilds with all the other heroes.

[@Samurai_2009]

@@tickledeggzyes indeed

[@Kaiju.dragons]

He IS a Greek god of blood (blood god wooo) and he overruled Zeus (that’s why snow took me out of school)

[@weirdoyoutube313]

bro ascended to mount olympus to take on the kingdom of the gods

[@gooddoggo5875]

I miss technoblade so much that it feels wrong being happy without him. Maybe if I go to college I'll take mythology or something.

[@roo3894]

**me listening to this to feel less lonely**

[@honeyjar2970]

Omg me too this is the first time quarantine starts to hit me

[@alphalupus7527]

Well now your less alone!

[@streamerbtw6003]

weeb

[@kkTeaz]

@@honeyjar2970 I already escape from reality so much that this feels the same

[@cayleemonster]

ahhh same

[@MegastuffedOreomeow42]

I'm legit listening to this to do school work and it's actually working

[@Macyisneat1123]

so how did the paper work out

[@MegastuffedOreomeow42]

@@Macyisneat1123 good actually I actually did school

[@alaritheaurora5971]

Successfully idiocy Aka: my life

[@flashbang2279]

@@MegastuffedOreomeow42Task failed successfully

[@if_ur_bored_and_u_know_it_5716]

I KNOW HE NEEDS TO MAKE A PODCAST I SWEARTOGOD

[@seasianly]

i love how techno enjoys talking about greek mythology a lot it's fun to listen to him

[@ameliaburned]

The comfort this gives me. You will be missed technoblade.

[@lindze8075]

i’m back here for comfort. we’ll love you forever and forever remember the impact you had on our lives. “technoblade never dies” will be carved in our heart forever because you will never die in our hearts. rest easy

[@liamyoudontgettoknow8269]

21:41 in paris’s defense, he was not TOLD his new girlfriend would already be married. aphrodite just told him “the prettiest girl in the kingdom” or something, and did not think to include this girl was already married, let alone to the KING.

[@odd-ysseusdoesstuff6347]

Mhm.

[@wowliker642]

THE SPARTAN KING, MENELAUS OF SPARTA.

[@vikyipee001]

Paris trolled us

[@Feu_Ghost]

Not only in the kingdom (each city is his own kingdom), Aphrodite say In The WORLD

[@fiatgemma]

Paris was honestly a very self-centered person though so even if he knew he would probably have still agreed because he believed that he should have anyone he wanted, and he didn't even think Helen was good enough for him. Aphrodite was the one he believed was good enough for him, but she denied him, and he only stood Helen because aphrodite believed her a good fit for him. And when you think about it, all of his self-centered-ness started when the goddesses deemed him worthy enough to judge their beauty. Im not arguing or anything lmao, I'm just sharing what I remember so I might not be completely accurate.

[@aurelievincenot7520]

Can we acknowledge how techno never unpacked his backpack from college...

[@tidepod2004]

Yes we can. And idk h o w that is p o s s i b l e

[@tidepod2004]

It's even more impressive he still can find it IN LIKE ONE MINUTE

[@pizzac5931]

I thought keeping the backpack intact was normal tho

[@allymarch7132]

@@pizzac5931 not usually when you dropped out

[@sts0klrv]

@@allymarch7132 thats the most adhd thing i can ever imagine lol 🤧✋

[@CuddleCuttlefish]

As someone who also has ADHD (I'm assuming most know, but for those who don't, Techno has it), hearing him try to retell stories and bits of trivia he remembers.. Is so god damn relatable. It's like hearing myself. You remember the story itself, but just can't recall the small details like names and stuff, and then you break up the flow of the story trying to remember the name 😂.

[@Samurai_2009]

As a person also with ADHD I can confirm that is relatable

[@zero-dv5cv]

i don't know if this is an adhd thing

[@Samurai_2009]

@@zero-dv5cv I get what you mean not everyone needs to have ADHD to relate to struggling to retell stories and bits of information but sometimes it nice to find others with similar struggles that a person with ADHD has. I’m not sure if I worded that correctly but I hope you get what I mean

[@zero-dv5cv]

@@Samurai_2009 yeah i can understand that

[@itsmekjt]

techno referring to the Argonauts as a 'cross over episode with all the Greek demigods and heroes' pretty much sums it up perfectly.

[@AlsoHurtStreak]

Techno constantly hitting his head in game keeps making me flinch damn

[@flashbang2279]

same, idk how he's hitting his head though do you jump like 1.01 blocks up i always thought it was one because I don't make ceilings like that.

[@thetechnovoid]

@@flashbang2279 you actually jump around 1.2499 in 1.8 (1.25 in 1.12+) and the minecraft character is like 1.8125 blocks tall (i think?) so yea

[@L.W.74]

Rips to Eret whispering to Techno as he is giving the chat a mythology lesson

[@user-wx6in4yu5m]

timestamp?

[@shibalol1969]

@@user-wx6in4yu5m near the start LOL it was when he was looking for the greek mythology book he had

[@L.W.74]

@@user-wx6in4yu5m 3:30

[@user-wx6in4yu5m]

@@L.W.74 thank you!

[@HER_Only_sIN]

"Wait-wait-wait lemme find my backpack from college" *Background rustling noises intensify* "Do I STILL HAVE THE SACRED TEXTS"

[@bennytez-s5u]

Techno was a semi god, now he became one , bless him

[@BlackFurredSaff]

Oh, if Technoblade had been able to hear Epic: the musical…

[@TitlingTree]

He would have loved it

[@steptimusheap8860]

There are so many things in this. QUARTERS FOR THE QUARTER GOD

[@cuttlefishhh]

WOTCHA SEP (Lmao sorry I don’t think I’ve ever met another septimus heap fan in the wild before XD)

[@otakukid154]

Technoblade is the only guy in the world who could actually make me pay attention in class.

[@k-4234]

Same

[@probablyjade]

Imagine he becomes your english teacher-

[@alex2005z]

He would be the one not paying attention

[@meeper46]

If I remember correctly, didn’t Theseus mess it up for himself? I believe he left Ariadne alone on an island after she helped him. And didn’t he also kill his son Hippolytus (under influence from Aphrodite)? There were other factors, but I forget them

[@theretiredandoverworkedkin9333]

Ah yes that one time he tried kidnapping Persephone with his best bud

[@meeper46]

@@theretiredandoverworkedkin9333 then he got trapped while his friend died (though I think Hercules later saved Theseus and when he got back to his kingdom, it did not look well for him)

[@theretiredandoverworkedkin9333]

@@meeper46 Oh right yeah Heracles tried to save both of them but in the end he only saved Theseus and as for Pirithous, Hades was like 'bruh not t h i s o n e.'

[@sirensong1794]

I actually laughed a little when Techno decided to use Theseus as an example for a hero wrongly banished because Theseus was kind of a dick. He got banished for a reason, y’know!

[@theretiredandoverworkedkin9333]

@@sirensong1794 ngl I actually considered calling Tommy as Jason from Jason and the Argonauts but Jason himself is quite unlucky and died all alone. We're settling for Theseus.

[@willhenrybeck265]

Rip for technoblade May we always remember him😢

[@dezydotexe]

Hearing Technoblade talk about Greek mythology so passionately was what I found so endearing, he truly was a god himself when you think about it. RIP Technoblade, Technoblade never dies in our hearts ❤

[@CozyLofiCow]

RIP

[@BugBestieLily]

Why does tecnoblade feel like a drunk history teacher

[@ThomasTheThermonuclearBomb]

ADHD

[@koathekid8255]

@@ThomasTheThermonuclearBombamen

[@Chilldays-vz1vq]

how do you know his secrets?

[@e1lmoose]

Eret: george is trying to become the new king of the SMP, will you join me in stopping him? Techno: BRO WHERE IS MY GREEK MYTHOLOGY BOOK

[@joejonasfromcamprock886]

DO I HAVE THE ANCIENT TEXTS

[@walt33743]

Underrated chat message saying Techno was Ares' boar from Lightning Thief

[@bookowrminspace1813]

THAT IS GENIUS

[@badkitty73]

I can’t believe they would say that poor Percy

[@jellyjane6930]

It hurts when I think about how I will never get to listen to Technoblade nerd out about Greek mythology on one of his streams ever again.

[@LinkinWitL]

Let's all just say farewell to the best youtuber that made us happy during bad days and making our days and he will never die becuase he is always in our hearts and becuase TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES!!!

[@_soop__]

Lmao, my mom just walked in and hear "Tommy and Theseus wouldn't be caut dead respecting woman. They can be called many things but not simps" She just gave me this confused glare and called him a idiot

[@luna_h0p35]

Sorry for being grammar police but *caught

[@twoody7587]

@@luna_h0p35 that's the only issue you noticed?

[@luna_h0p35]

@@twoody7587 at the time yes but there’s also either *heard or *hears

[@twoody7587]

@@luna_h0p35 and women, and an

[@luna_h0p35]

@@twoody7587 I don’t see where the an comes in

[@Kn1feShift]

*"WELCOME HOME, THESEUS!"*

[@cizeek9748]

Of course! They left Phil on that island for 10 years, so he got bored and did his hardcore series!

[@reesaconcha7356]

THAT ACTUALLY MAKES SENSE!!

[@julia-1582]

"when this is all said and done, i can see you being a highschool teacher, either the guy teaching world history or mythology. You would be everyone's favorite!" 10:44 .... I really wish that was this timeline. Rest well techno, and good luck beating god at potato farming.

[@brickwoodplank]

that part hit hard

[@Jay-fc1nv]

This has been helping me cope with the news..I used to listen to this on loop for hours until I knew the stories by heart to recite them to others Rest in peace, King

[@juniperberry9210]

We named our cat Paris because Paris killed Achilles, and he likes to attack your heels when you try and walk up the stairs. Paris killed Achilles, and humans have the Achilles heel. Make sense yet?

[@superduper1456]

yes it does and that is fantastic. Might steal that if I ever get a cat that acts like that.

[@Hazyla]

That awesome. That’s the best thing ever. That’s second to someone naming their cat yardstick because he only had 3 feet

[@shellyyy3945]

That is genuinely amazing

[@pizzac5931]

You've earned my respect.

[@breab379]

That is genius

[@chextheroyalbastard3495]

“Hubris is a flaw and I am *perfect* “ Ya know what.. I want to have this confidence

[@cleanharry3770]

You don’t, trust me

[@alex2005z]

"The secret to confidence is just to fake it. Forever." -Technoblade

[@caitlynlouisesumapig1307]

I love this so much Greek mythology + techno = POG!

[@flashbang2279]

techno is pog without greek mythology

[@crimsocinth]

You guys do know english (majors? Stuff idk) have to learn Greek Mythology at some point o-O

[@caitlynlouisesumapig1307]

@@crimsocinth well im not american so i didnt know that o_o

[@tabledevourer]

*POG²

[@Significantharrassment]

Technoblade + mythology = Technology

[@stick8421]

rip technoblade... see you in the afterlife Alex.

[@Snipster-x1w]

I love how Eret is trying to talking to him and actually rp in DSMP but techno is just educating chat abt greek mythology

[@Xezian]

Techno is right in that myths are memes, strictly speaking, the term meme was invented by Richard Dawkins as the idea equivalent of genes, bassically a meme is an idea that is passed on or spreads like genes or a disease/virus. Ideas essentially reproduce and breed with each other, creating new ideas or just existing only to perpetuate themselves. We even see this in internet memes which are like a semi-controlled environment of memes, where people purposefully create new ones, modify and mix existing ones, and spread them around. Think about all the variations of wojak or the cover yourself in oil meme, these are perfect examples as memes that have descended from other memes and made new ones and spread themselves. Myths spread in a similar way, and over time they’ve mixed with other stories until we got the versions were familiar with now, and we’ve been introduced to most of these myths through new mediums that also changed the story. These are ideas that have spread, reproduced, been mixed or essentially bred with each other, to perpetuate themselves and spread farther.

[@mistletoecanary]

“The memes...”

[@kaboomgaming4255]

Whoa.

[@perry2921]

You must be fun at parties (kinda seriously)

[@gerritgroenenboom4423]

I totally read all that.

[@foxtrot2284]

Reading this late at night after doing math all day and I have to admit I’ve read this over 10 times and I still can’t understand this. I did to much stuff for college math today you killed me

[@magentarift4960]

this is literally the best compilation thank u for this

[@tesstempert4065]

technoblade: i think artemis? me: nO (it was aphrodite im currently reading the illiad)

[@bobmcfattie56]

Yh, Artemis is a maiden goddess, lol

[@Hazyla]

@@bobmcfattie56 ikr I died when I heard that considering she’s so opposite to Aphrodite

[@no0b_27]

I feel your pain when he said Artemis

[@crimsocinth]

*hears artemis* *dies in pjo kid*

[@ghuletanush]

try reading rick riordan

[@ANGELDEV1L]

rewatching this cuz i miss him so fucking much

[@wavis11]

coming back to this to try to feel better about the news. rest in peace techno, you’ll never die in our hearts❤️

[@tialahharris4030]

Literally Perseus is the only Greek hero that didn’t die horribly lol

[@MsWatismyname]

There are some lesser known heroes that actually have somewhat decent deaths. For example Teukros who fought together with Aias during the battle of troye. Sure he was exiled (because he didnt avenge Aias' death - a suicide), but he then founded a city on Cyprus. Lived a decent live there.

[@blammmed]

@@MsWatismyname aias the telamonios?

[@MsWatismyname]

@@blammmed might be yes. Im not quire sure anymore.

[@isiajahhhahahababblvjylvjy1034]

He died at a late age because someone threw him of a cliff I think

[@randomrise1st72]

@@isiajahhhahahababblvjylvjy1034 How can you die of age AND die of being thrown out of a cliff???

[@felipeluna9597]

Gilgamesh being a 2/3 demigod isn't because they messed up the math its just because he was so divine he had 2/3 divine blood not the traditional 1/2 divine blood of the Greeks, Gilgamesh was Mesopotamian so its different for him

[@Persivefire]

He's just built different

[@youknowihadtodoittoem3579]

it's because he could tell the difference between salt and sugar

[@oscarpines7927]

@@youknowihadtodoittoem3579 its because he told God's to fuck off and it kinda worked.

[@clarehidalgo]

Wasn't he like 2/3 god because of some weird belief that if someone helps during birth they have some sort of claim/influence over the child?

[@ivyklobs2662]

I really like Greek Mythology- so I'm just putting down a bit of what I know from the top of my head lol 2:02 Athena Aphrodite and Hera 3:11 He picks Aphrodite. Hera offered him the blessing of luck, bountiful harvests and large families. Athena offered him wisdom and the success of many battles. Aphrodite told him she'd make him prettier- which is what he was all about in the first place, so not much of a competition. 6:53 The river god Achelous wanted revenge on Heracles. The god told Heracles' wife that centaur blood would keep a husband faithful, she was having doubts of his monogamy (Heracles basically cheated on her every second hour, but that's not the point right now). So the wife spread the centaur's blood on the inside of his coat. The truth is that centaur's blood is actually a really potent poison, and gave Heracles a moderately slow and painful death.

[@bobmcfattie56]

Thank you, I was looking for this comment

[@Vivian19739]

I thought Aphrodite promised Paris the most beautiful woman in the world or something like that.

[@ivyklobs2662]

@@Vivian19739 that might've been it- this is all just from the top of my head lol

[@jordanluong9797]

Maaan heracles/hercules really learned from his dad

[@justinalicea1590]

If I recall correctly, it was actually a centaur who was killed by Hercules who was offering his no longer needed blood to Hercules's wife. What he didn't mention was the reason he was dying was because of the poisonous blood in Hercules's arrows, which mixed with his own blood. So when Hercules's wife made a coat with the centaur's blood smeared on the inside of it and had Hercules wear it, it was like dumping hydrochloric acid onto his torso.

[@justme3048]

I wish you were still here Rest In Peace techno and thank you for everything I hope you can make people happy in heaven like you did us fly high king 👑 TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES cause your a LEGEND.

[@justchaotic.]

"They didn't use Discord back then, they used Skype" Lmao, boomer.

[@notaku2813]

Theres a flaw in techno's speech, Theseus had made the king commit die due to not changing the sail on his boat, makimg the king think he waas dead. Theseus had also kidnapped 12 year old, Helen of troy to wait until she was of legal age. And lastly, he almost got killed by hades for helling his friend steak his wife, only to be saved by Heracles later. So really, Thesues is no hero. Hes a neutral, though yes he shouldn't have been exiled. And yes, he is still a greek hero and hero of athens. And all of what he did was considered acceptable at the time, i just kinda thought i should say it.

[@uno6854]

Well, Tommy also did a hell of a lot of things wrong

[@ballisticbee6001]

How is this an edited comment yet still has so many spelling mistakes?

[@notaku2813]

@@ballisticbee6001 because i cant spell, duh

[@superduper1456]

@@notaku2813 yep. I suffer the same lack of spelling ablility.

[@perry2921]

The best thing about this is the, "Theseus had made the king commit *die* "

[@HaganConnell]

12:10 "Of course I don't suffer from hubris, because hubris is a flaw, and I am perfect!"

[@juno2884]

Technoblade, the Demisemihemidemisemi God

[@ballisticbee6001]

THE BLOOD GOD

[@xwqkislayer7117]

1/32th of a God = pog

[@headofathousandsheepswool]

pog for the blood god

[@keeva.m.b]

Im pretty sure thats some type of music note

[@Ragazaloth]

that just sounds like a quasi god but with more steps

[@emberslime4231]

God, going back to this and 8:20 in specific made me think "damn Techno would've HATED people going 'yeah I know x, the guy from Epic (the musical) / Fortnite!". Rest in peace good sir

[@LeviAckermann13]

I will come back to these videos every time i miss him. That'll be alot...

[@alannajohnson]

This is even funnier to me because Dream has said he read and enjoyed the Percy Jackson books before

[@badkitty73]

As much as I don’t really like dream I’m happy that he likes Percy Jackson

[@gigi3839]

Another thing about the Phil myth: instead of just awkwardly asking him to come back and fight after abandoning him, they just beat the shit otta Phil and took the bow lmao

[@blammmed]

THATS SO FUCKING FUNNY PLS

[@philipgood5041]

Must be another case of multiple tellings, I always heard they got a priest of Apollo to heal his foot, so he could kill Paris with the bow.

[@FoxzaSempai]

Thank you, I needed that compilation so bad

[@Nlghtwire]

TECHNO BLADE NEVER DIES in my heart and the fans he has

[@_KP_Studios_]

After techno's passing We will tell his legacy for the next 3,000 years now

[@1ovemelllyy]

I read Percy Jackson and then I began learning about mythology, I've learned a lot about Greek mythology, a bit about Egyptian mythology and now im trying to learn about Norse mythology.

[@Nonessentialsquid]

Norse is really cool.

[@1ovemelllyy]

@@Nonessentialsquid from what I know so far its very interesting

[@Nonessentialsquid]

@@1ovemelllyy I hope you enjoy it

[@1ovemelllyy]

@@Nonessentialsquid mhm,

[@Ragazaloth]

what about that one myth where loki get's pregnant *with a horse* *WITH 8 LEGS!*

[@apolatyne_decova]

19:36 Wait, I'm pretty sure Techno has never revealed the names of his siblings

[@sry.6732]

Omg

[@microwavedforks]

They were talking about their own brother, not technos. Technos brother he actually revealed. His sisters he hasn’t since they’re a lot younger

[@weebthatwatchesyoutube2127]

My favorite type of techno is mythology teacher techno.

[@XiaoMingXing]

When technoblade becomes a grandpa he's going to start spewing half-correct greek mythology to his grandchildren and anyone who is willing to listen.

[@tori1897]

yeah…. If only

[@bluecolor7215]

This... aged badly

[@SetsuwaRess]

This is a great video, I didn't even know Technoblade liked Greek mythology. He's so cool.

[@gaminggeckos4388]

12:07 Hey remember that time when Technoblade ALMOST succeeded at a task, but then just before finishing, he bragged for like 2 minutes, and made fun of the guy saying he would fail? And then when he went to finish the task, he found out that he had indeed failed, all because he spent all that time bragging? Remember that? (I'm talking about the halloween skeleton, if that wasn't clear.)

[@alex2005z]

Hallowed skeleton? When was that?

[@gaminggeckos4388]

@@alex2005z Halloween skeleton. As in, a skeleton with a jack 'o' lantern on its head. Happened during a Halloween stream.

[@FresitaMashu]

I could listen to this man speak about history all day everyday

[@Foil_Sick]

Alternative title: Angry pig has a Greek mythology class

[@IcyNinja797]

Technoblade: I'm 25% Greek, I'm technically a semi demi god Me: BLOOD FOR THE SEMI DEMI BLOOD GOOOOOOOOOODDDDD!

[@mirinaie9087]

Rest in peace king :((

[@alexisforanime9349]

I knew about Greek mythology before I even knew the Percy Jackson book series was a thing.

[@soggybread4083]

Same

[@blammmed]

y'all want a cookie

[@TheWhaleSharkBean]

Is it just me or is it oddly calming when he talks about anything?

[@onlyynari]

It's not just you, I think it's bc he's so calm and his voice is satisfying to listen to. Not only that but he actually enjoys talking about this subject so it's even better

[@willlippers7268]

now i feel bad for reading EVERY SINGLE percy jackson book (jason grace, carter kane and lester papadoulos included)

[@bobmcfattie56]

That's not bad....

[@otherevan296]

I only read the PJ books, and my favorite was The Titan's Curse I still love and completely adore mythological accuracy (of any myth of any culture) so I still don't like people who use Uncle Rick's books for school.

[@no0b_27]

Wait, isn’t Lester from the trials of Apollo???????

[@cinnamoony3996]

@@otherevan296 yeah. its meant to be modified and exaggerated for entertainment purposes and it shouldn't be the main source of info for school

[@crimsocinth]

... i just.. need.. kane.. chronicles..

[@brooklynnwhite452]

I miss him so much..

[@GD0nly]

"Zeus, God of Feminism" yeah man, that's him

[@dysphoricfurry]

"they exiled him" this didn't age well