SNL Presents Football Sketches

[@ruffiovega6999]

“Normally the play is over when the front of your knee touches the floor” “What about the back of your knee?”

[@kennygwalk5328]

A tear came out of my eye on that one lol

[@jazzhand1220]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Reliquancy]

Schleff’s career was brief but he’s immortalized in the reason behind rule 104.9 subsection b.

[@Shasgirl]

I laughed so loud at that!

[@YoungChuy2398]

CSE Samoan Zeus 🤣🤣😂

[@24hnilson76]

The Jared Schleff part is epic. Every single moment. I'm in tears. OHH LAAWWD TAKE MY EYES!!

[@donosvann]

24h Nilson you were crying?! Are you ok?!

[@deliverydemon3045]

24h Nilson man don’t you LOVE cgi and green screen

[@zackhayes1268]

It genuinely couldn’t be any less funny.

[@barbfarter7443]

Would y’all let people enjoy things? I’m sure you’re all so fun at parties, that is if you get invited to any

[@PurdyGood]

BLIND ME LAWD

[@Jophelerx]

"Loitering with an intent to murder" lol

[@NikoHermogenes]

Jophelerx some people won’t get how funny that joke is

[@ihavefallenandicantreachmy2113]

I've Loitered, with incontinence and it was murder. Does that count?

[@43STEELERS43]

"I punched a mailman, that's federal baby"

[@davematthewsblows]

Haha one of the best lines

[@jewmaxin1984]

That was the best part. Worth the wait 😅

[@happy10135]

Yes, we also watched the video

[@idksomethingfunny1540]

Yes we all we all watched the video too

[@BoRaiChoWins]

I love Pete Davidson messing with his legs during the interview and Keenan debating if he should shoot or pray

[@tiffanysullivan5454]

I've probably watched the last sketch 50 times now, and it still cracks me up. "LaVar Washington, I punched a mailman, that's Federal baby!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@redneck7926]

I really love cocaine

[@orischarf4031]

And I'm the punter Tax fraud

[@taakotuesdays]

for some reason "Stanford! :)" cracks me up every time

[@hellokittyangel211]

@@taakotuesdays Same, especially as both an Ivy League daughter and sister, lol.

[@kevinbejkoxdxd1514]

@@redneck7926 down get down that path or else you will never go back to normal

[@GrayStudios]

Adam Driver sounded exactly like Pete Holmes in that sketch.

[@TheUncomplicator]

Yes!

[@ridikipicklepeckinpuff583]

I heard that too!!

[@adamfarnham8242]

GrayStudios also sounds a tad like Tom Hanks

[@superduperjoi6800]

Creepy

[@shawnuel]

He definitely does not sound like the southern Collingsworth.

[@Stjtcb]

Billy The Gun was one of my grandpa’s favorite sketches. He was a big Steve Martin fan and found out about that sketch years after it aired and watched it almost weekly. I remember bringing friends over and that would be one of the first things he would do, is show them that sketch.

[@roguesheep3083]

he remembered when they played the game properly. with guns.

[@sheisamazing2246]

“I NEVER FOOTBALL!!!” 😂

[@buzztrucker]

The play is dead when the front of your knee touches the ground Sure but what about the back of your knee? I don't know. 😂😂😂

[@rhettcujo9006]

“Which one of you sob’s wants to eat a bullet!?” Lmao!!

[@Cash2620]

😂😂

[@catalinacurio]

That's so funny, "I brought a gun"! Much needed belly laugh thank you SNL, you never disappoint! ! 😂😂😂

[@eternalmiasma5586]

SNL: we need someone to play a black guy Keenan:

[@thirdworldrenegade]

I NEVER FOOTBALL!!!

[@jamesanderson6373]

*kenan

[@bx22able]

I think he is the worst actor ever

[@huntergrey54mlboklahomasta55]

Bryan Brasseaux ahem WHAT!?!? He is one of the best actors on SNL! You’re entitled to your opinion.

[@TriniLush7]

Bryan Brasseaux gtfoh

[@siroliveoil5176]

We will not subject you to that again.... ...From that angle this angle is much better

[@jeffmoore1435]

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[@mikhailhunter5277]

"He's done, he's done Forever" That's something you never want to hear your doctor tell you.

[@gamergod3378]

That espn classics documentary is exactly what every sports documentary looks like. They nailed even the music that they use.

[@cjohn250cj]

As soon as I saw Pete Davidson as the 4th string QB I BUSTED out laughing.

[@tobiasfarragut292]

canessa johnson with or without doo rag on lmao

[@fnn2024]

Colin and Che aren’t in a lot of skits, but when they are, they’re amazing!

[@jimlahey3919]

Che sucks. He’s only there for diversity reasons.

[@true_gift2329]

Bart Doleman: I haven’t done nothing yet But I’m gonna

[@gallagherchick]

“If the pupils dilate...” “YOU DID GREAT!” 😆

[@Rougarou99]

They called me The Gun for two reasons: 1. I had the best arm in the league! 2. I always brought a gun on the field!

[@thexmacx812]

Lmaooo

[@chaotictattoo]

Wow so cool you repeated what the skit said

[@Jake_Connellan_71]

Ah yes you watched the video as well.

[@Ledgebagasour]

Literally the first 10 seconds of the video

[@darthazul.13]

😂🤣🤦‍♂️Shit was funny as hell

[@ivyrose779]

Disappointed they missed an opportunity to make a shotgun formation joke.

[@aaroneaston8899]

They tend to prefer pistol.

[@ihavefallenandicantreachmy2113]

Just in time for Canadians to have their Guns taken away. Disclaimer: I heard Canadians Guns were taken away, by their Government, although, i cannot confirm this, as i am not Canadian nor am i from Canada.

[@YellowwFellow]

"And I'm the punter, tax fraud"

[@rubydixon598]

I've probably watched the last sketch 50 times now, and it still cracks me up. "LaVar Washington, I punched a mailman, that's Federal baby!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@mattdominick1679]

@@rubydixon598 "Kendrick Douglas... I hit my wife..." "And I'm his wife, I hit his ass back!" I'm dead after that lol.

[@miacabildo8098]

wendell jones: i love cocaine😁

[@RichV20]

Dan Smith, BYU

[@manuelmateo3392]

Donald Washburn, AMERICAN TALIBAN.

[@poolshark121]

Kenan's reaction as the doctor is my reaction at home every time I see these injuries hahaha

[@joshtaylor8304]

Billy the gun inspired billy these ain’t Blanks in last boy scout lol

[@85Japan69]

Josh Taylor ffs I almost forgot about this movie 🤣🤣🤣

[@gabrieljimenez9762]

Billy the Gun was the best. What a great cast! The NFL intros one was pretty dark. How did they get away with using real names of players?!

[@conradkorbol]

It’s parody and thus fair use.

[@snatchadams69]

"American Taliban!" So just KKK then?

[@ihavefallenandicantreachmy2113]

@@snatchadams69 The KKK has Morals. Cannibalistic ones have Molars, for to eat the backs of Black's Knees, with, while listening to AC/DC. You, are welcome.

[@parkerduffy4486]

not all were real

[@georgeregister4050]

“ I haven’t done nothin yet, but I’m gunna”

[@ZiggyLu-og3zp]

“This new angle must be CGI or something, legs don’t do that!” 🤣

[@UnwaveringBackBone]

Fun fact: Billy's gun is what inspired the T-shirt cannon

[@lurchlogan]

That is so true of the NFL(& media in general)... "That was heart-wrenching to watch... Now here it is from another angle". "If you have children watching at home I suggest you have them leave the room... BUT before you do that here's a close up,wide angle,zoomed in shot of a man being decapitated"!!

[@Badruborg]

"Knowing that deep down you know this is why you watch football."

[@premeplug6201]

I've probably watched the last sketch 50 times now, and it still cracks me up. "LaVar Washington, I punched a mailman, that's Federal baby!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Sleepy_B.i.t.c.h]

10:58 Love how he says treeason lol

[@thekugelschreiber7744]

They forgot the tim tebow sketch, it is litteraly the best football sketch of SNL

[@alexanderolszewski9093]

And the rose bowl photos

[@ianfoley6887]

“PUT YOUR PRINCESS TO BED!!!” Omg love that

[@GrimeMinister41]

The Gun and Stanford got me in tears 😂😂😂

[@bjhaw5989]

The Gun was absolutely hilarious. Never gets old

[@cartermiller853]

Gabe made 2 catches that day. A touch down, *wipes tears* and a bullet

[@ThatBoyEpic08]

I lost it when I saw the way Chris Pratt said “American Taliban” with the most intense look on his face

[@adub92199]

The gun sketch is amazing. And bill hadar is such a great actor😂

[@froggiethefrog1357]

10 seconds in and I’m already happier

[@takarastar]

" That new angle makes me think this is CGI or something...legs don't do that" hahahahaha Adam Drivers hilarious

[@mrsocko316]

At the end of the criminal charges skit, it should've had someone playing oj. "Oj Simpson, I was acquitted"

[@TheKingOfRegret97]

2:37 Hes like: "god or gun, god or gun?" "God did make the gun, but the gun helps people see god quicker. Tough choice here".

[@Justaguy3005_]

They forgot to do the shitty slide in zoom out chris collinsworth always does where it starts with al talking and slowly zooms out while chris slides in lmao

[@peytonsmith9390]

Caleb Wilson lol that gets me every time 😂

[@Doomerz666]

Now here’s a guy...

[@batmad2851]

“You can forget... the really!” OMG!!! Kenan Thompson is The GOAT!!!

[@jamesanderson6373]

*kenan

[@steverogers5439]

I didn’t know Adam Driver did sports? 🤔 Sorry, I meant Matt.... Or wait, I mean Randy!

[@kevinpauly6342]

Steve Rogers ?

[@marusapenic]

Kevin Pauly it’s a reference to Adam’s Undercover Boss skit.

[@d7b50]

Steve Rogers matt straight up sucks !

[@steverogers5439]

Prince Charming he’s just got some anger management issues...

[@kevinpauly6342]

Marusa Penic I got the reference. It’s not what they said at first since they edited the comment.

[@bobbyacosta244]

To me the funniest thing about this sketch is the fact that they actually got the call wrong. It’s not a fumble technically. He did lose the ball but since his arms were going forward It’s a forward pass.

[@Sindollx666x]

Wow those were WAAAAYYY more hilarious than I was expecting!

[@neuroling]

Back of the head..."Put your princess to bed!" Roger.

[@Joy_esprida]

I'm so thankful for snl posting these skits! Thank you for laughs! I'm having a blast watching these 😁

[@BleedCubbieBlue77]

How could you not include the superfans Da Bears

[@CanItAlready]

kchitown 1977 That needs to be its own compilation. Daaaaaa Bears.

[@johnnyc4738]

"PUT YOUR PRINCESS TO BED!!" "I feel safe, coach." 🤣🤣🤣

[@Angie_Onaleta]

"...and I'm the wife! I hit his ass back!" I miss Leslie. 😂😂😂

[@hd-xc2lz]

But is it okay to cheer excitedly about a woman hitting a man? Even if in response to original strike by man?

[@Evija3000]

@@hd-xc2lz It's natural to cheer for the weaker person defending themselves. Here in particular not sure Leslie's character was the weaker one though. :D

[@MUSHROOMAN4]

Evija3000 nah, either it’s all okay or none of its okay.

[@SF-op5ix]

h d It’s poking fun at the amount of wife beaters in the NFL. The stats on that are a yikes

[@624LC]

@@hd-xc2lz ummm yes!

[@monokumaprincipalofhopespe8295]

The gun sketch is literally the same logic used in AirBud

[@Michael_Chandler_Keaton]

"9 time Pittsburgh Steeler Mr. DC Timmons?" So, he played for the Steelers 9 times? Like 9 games?

[@NgwanSb]

At least four of those games were in the Superbowl, so...

[@subscribeandilleatstuartli9928]

KNOWING DEEP DOWN THAT THIS IS WHY YOU WATCH FOOTBALL

[@tshegomonyeki1607]

“The gun” had me in tears 🤣🤣😭 that whole skit is just 🤌🏾

[@chrishansen2338]

Donald Washburn: AMERICAN TALIBAN

[@sto1238]

Sulomon something: Somali Pirate

[@donellatello]

“Pistol Pete” would’ve been the perfect skit 😭

[@elissalopez1172]

Colin as the Punter had me dyingggg

[@anthonyzanoni2156]

"and I'm the punter! Tax fraud!" Best line in the whole video!

[@jeanmaryfrancois1584]

Oh Lord take that guy eyes 🤣😂🤣😂

[@adelavaldez8080]

Man, that just brings back memories of Joe Theisman's leg.

[@danielanderson4011]

Alex Smith also

[@jahyazzy]

Schelf knew he was doomed when they showed him smiling.... BLIND ME LAAAWD

[@lurkingbanette]

"9 time pittsburgh steeler" the best line by far

[@STEAMBOATDAGOAT]

I lost it at "I hit my wife"- "I'm his wife, AND I HIT HIS ASS BACK!"

[@cloakthebandit7051]

1:49 “OHHH LORD TAKE MY EYES!” 😭😭

[@cottoncandysoldier9045]

I'm the punter, tax fraud! 😂😂

[@spinalrocksable]

The last sketch reminds me those from Key & Peele making a parody of the NFL players bizarre names. XD

[@jensenmccutcheon8650]

Remember when Kenan Thompson was the knuckle pick kid in mighty ducks 2 and 3

[@stephenchase2537]

This video is earning almost 3,600,000 worldwide views!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@sandotastic]

How could they put this together without including any Peyton Manning!!!!??? The dancing in the locker room and the United way sketches were the best!

[@ChristineCAlb1]

Yeah, those were great. I would’ve liked to have seen the Jesus confronts Tim Tebow in the locker room sketch included as well.

[@odinson902]

Donald Washburn American Taliban had me in tears🤣🤣

[@AAV_69]

0:48 *nick chubb foreshadow*

[@coleraleigh5632]

Thinking the same thing lol

[@stone1andonly]

You missed an old classic that featured John Madden doing player interviews in the locker room following their loss in Superbowl 16. At one point, whoever was portraying Ken Anderson stated that he thought that God would bless him with a win, but since God had not, he'd decided to worship Satan. This was followed by the Anderson character starting to down a large bottle of Jack Daniels.

[@CamJames]

Woody Harrelson was trying so hard not to laugh when Kenan started CTE'ing all over the place

[@spzm3x]

“I punched a mail man thats Federal Baby.”

[@seanalbro3689]

Marvin Ingram, I was accused of sexual assault at *the* Ohio State University 😆😆😆

[@samnelson3614]

THE ohio state university

[@brandonhinrichs387]

Marvin ingram isn't a real player You're thinking of melvin ingram and he went to alabama.

[@sto1238]

@@brandonhinrichs387 it’s a joke Mark Ingram hasn’t sexually assaulted anybody

[@brandonhinrichs387]

@@sto1238 yeah i didn't say he did I'm just saying he confuses the name marvin ingram and melvin ingram. Mark engram also didn't go to ohio state lol

[@twondagreat8893]

@@brandonhinrichs387 mark went to bama..melvin went to south Carolina

[@sirius4k]

The Gun was the most American handballer ever.

[@runitonce7791]

I'm half way through the 2nd sketch and I still can't stop laughing about the Jared Schleff sketch

[@JakCT-]

Adam Driver matches sports commentators’ energy so well he is such a good actor

[@MrRyan-wu4jx]

Except that is not even close to Chris Collinsworth.

[@AFishBicycle]

Definitely don’t search the video of the guy working out and his legs go backwards... yeah don’t search that and watch it... it probably won’t haunt your dreams.

[@Sul_Opreym]

We watched the video in middle school in science

[@iamjacksyoutube5375]

Dont forget about the weight lifter who blew out their anus doing squats. I dont know if there's video of it but I saw pictures years ago... Another cringe worthy one is the girl jumping hurdles that snaps her femur in half... I know there's video of that one

[@iamjacksyoutube5375]

@@AFishBicycle Oh my...

[@AFishBicycle]

Sul Opreym sounds like you had a big day yesterday 👍

[@projecttwentytwentyfiveisgreat]

Another good one. Johny Knox of the Bears, getting folded in half, backwards.

[@williamfaust8294]

This is the first time I’ve seen Pete playing a character other than himself.

[@tgd445]

Being a packers fan the first one was hilarious

[@haden636]

"No one should ever have to witness something that shocking...let's see it again" and they keep showing it 😂 today is now a good day

[@mojopiggy1724]

10:50 when they run out of black guys to play football players so they call Michael Che😭

[@beetleborg430]

Woody is almost about to die laughing at Keenan lol

[@phoenixvvv4685]

"OH LAORDY TAKE MY EYES" Me when I walk in on my parents kissing a little too passionately

[@KonekoCat.]

The second one with the gentle "tackle" lmao 🤣

[@ddogfilm]

They need to do more of the player introductions. They hilarious

[@birdpog1]

"I haven't done nothin' yet, but I'm gonna!

Yeah ı like pretty much all of those vintage silent films from 1920's pretty fun and calming and good to c Mr. Martin by the way, yeah certanly ı like nostalgic things for sure

[@ty1er_a1paugh]

“We’re not to subject you to that again...from that angle!! this new angle is much better.” still cracks me up😂

[@PatFenis420]

"Tax fraud" 😂

[@85Japan69]

Make no mistake....it’s all about “The Gun” in this clip 😭

[@JDboxbox]

Lmao will forte went all in on that character in the ESPN Classic/old timely football sketch. I love him so much

[@jokerfieri1312]

Never knew Kylo Ren is a sports announcer in his pasttime.

[@laynebrock]

Joker Fieri haha very funny

[@lexim0319]

kendrick douglas: i hit my wiiife i’m on the floor laughing so hard

[@bpgbrooks]

i think you got them mixed up. that’s the real Baltimore Ravens player intros.

[@GABAG00L]

Adam driver's voice is ideal for commentaty