SNL Presents Football Sketches

[@24hnilson76]

The Jared Schleff part is epic. Every single moment. I'm in tears. OHH LAAWWD TAKE MY EYES!!

[@donosvann]

24h Nilson you were crying?! Are you ok?!

[@deliverydemon3045]

24h Nilson man don’t you LOVE cgi and green screen

[@zackhayes1268]

It genuinely couldn’t be any less funny.

[@barbfarter7443]

Would y’all let people enjoy things? I’m sure you’re all so fun at parties, that is if you get invited to any

[@PurdyGood]

BLIND ME LAWD

[@ruffiovega6999]

“Normally the play is over when the front of your knee touches the floor” “What about the back of your knee?”

[@kennygwalk5328]

A tear came out of my eye on that one lol

[@jasminedavis3030]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Reliquancy]

Schleff’s career was brief but he’s immortalized in the reason behind rule 104.9 subsection b.

[@Shasgirl]

I laughed so loud at that!

[@Chuy23199]

CSE Samoan Zeus 🤣🤣😂

[@Jophelerx]

"Loitering with an intent to murder" lol

[@NikoHermogenes]

Jophelerx some people won’t get how funny that joke is

[@ihavefallenandicantreachmy2113]

I've Loitered, with incontinence and it was murder. Does that count?

[@43STEELERS43]

"I punched a mailman, that's federal baby"

[@davematthewsblows]

Haha one of the best lines

[@jewmaxin1984]

That was the best part. Worth the wait 😅

[@happy10135]

Yes, we also watched the video

[@idksomethingfunny1540]

Yes we all we all watched the video too

[@Stjtcb]

Billy The Gun was one of my grandpa’s favorite sketches. He was a big Steve Martin fan and found out about that sketch years after it aired and watched it almost weekly. I remember bringing friends over and that would be one of the first things he would do, is show them that sketch.

[@roguesheep3083]

he remembered when they played the game properly. with guns.

[@tiffanysullivan5454]

I've probably watched the last sketch 50 times now, and it still cracks me up. "LaVar Washington, I punched a mailman, that's Federal baby!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@redneck7926]

I really love cocaine

[@orischarf4031]

And I'm the punter Tax fraud

[@taakotuesdays]

for some reason "Stanford! :)" cracks me up every time

[@hellokittyangel211]

@@taakotuesdays Same, especially as both an Ivy League daughter and sister, lol.

[@kevinbejkoxdxd1514]

@@redneck7926 down get down that path or else you will never go back to normal

[@BoRaiChoWins]

I love Pete Davidson messing with his legs during the interview and Keenan debating if he should shoot or pray

[@GrayStudios]

Adam Driver sounded exactly like Pete Holmes in that sketch.

[@TheUncomplicator]

Yes!

[@ridikipicklepeckinpuff583]

I heard that too!!

[@adamfarnham8242]

GrayStudios also sounds a tad like Tom Hanks

[@superduperjoi6800]

Creepy

[@shawnuel]

He definitely does not sound like the southern Collingsworth.

[@siroliveoil5176]

We will not subject you to that again.... ...From that angle this angle is much better

[@jeffmoore1435]

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[@lurchlogan]

That is so true of the NFL(& media in general)... "That was heart-wrenching to watch... Now here it is from another angle". "If you have children watching at home I suggest you have them leave the room... BUT before you do that here's a close up,wide angle,zoomed in shot of a man being decapitated"!!

[@joshtaylor8304]

Billy the gun inspired billy these ain’t Blanks in last boy scout lol

[@85Japan69]

Josh Taylor ffs I almost forgot about this movie 🤣🤣🤣

[@buzztrucker]

The play is dead when the front of your knee touches the ground Sure but what about the back of your knee? I don't know. 😂😂😂

[@gabrieljimenez9762]

Billy the Gun was the best. What a great cast! The NFL intros one was pretty dark. How did they get away with using real names of players?!

[@conradkorbol]

It’s parody and thus fair use.

[@snatchadams69]

"American Taliban!" So just KKK then?

[@ihavefallenandicantreachmy2113]

@@snatchadams69 The KKK has Morals. Cannibalistic ones have Molars, for to eat the backs of Black's Knees, with, while listening to AC/DC. You, are welcome.

[@parkerduffy4486]

not all were real

[@eternalmiasma5586]

SNL: we need someone to play a black guy Keenan:

[@thirdworldrenegade]

I NEVER FOOTBALL!!!

[@jamesanderson6373]

*kenan

[@bx22able]

I think he is the worst actor ever

[@huntergrey54mlboklahomasta55]

Bryan Brasseaux ahem WHAT!?!? He is one of the best actors on SNL! You’re entitled to your opinion.

[@TriniLush7]

Bryan Brasseaux gtfoh

[@catalinacurio]

That's so funny, "I brought a gun"! Much needed belly laugh thank you SNL, you never disappoint! ! 😂😂😂

[@cjohn250cj]

As soon as I saw Pete Davidson as the 4th string QB I BUSTED out laughing.

[@tobiasfarragut292]

canessa johnson with or without doo rag on lmao

[@Rougarou99]

They called me The Gun for two reasons: 1. I had the best arm in the league! 2. I always brought a gun on the field!

[@thexmacx812]

Lmaooo

[@chaotictattoo]

Wow so cool you repeated what the skit said

[@Jake_Connellan_71]

Ah yes you watched the video as well.

[@Ledgebagasour]

Literally the first 10 seconds of the video

[@darthazul2143]

😂🤣🤦‍♂️Shit was funny as hell

[@fnn2024]

Colin and Che aren’t in a lot of skits, but when they are, they’re amazing!

[@jimlahey3919]

Che sucks. He’s only there for diversity reasons.

[@ivyrose779]

Disappointed they missed an opportunity to make a shotgun formation joke.

[@aaroneaston8899]

They tend to prefer pistol.

[@ihavefallenandicantreachmy2113]

Just in time for Canadians to have their Guns taken away. Disclaimer: I heard Canadians Guns were taken away, by their Government, although, i cannot confirm this, as i am not Canadian nor am i from Canada.

[@rhettcujo9006]

“Which one of you sob’s wants to eat a bullet!?” Lmao!!

[@Cash2620]

😂😂

[@gamergod3378]

That espn classics documentary is exactly what every sports documentary looks like. They nailed even the music that they use.

[@Yellowshirtmann]

"And I'm the punter, tax fraud"

[@rubydixon598]

I've probably watched the last sketch 50 times now, and it still cracks me up. "LaVar Washington, I punched a mailman, that's Federal baby!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@mattdominick1679]

@@rubydixon598 "Kendrick Douglas... I hit my wife..." "And I'm his wife, I hit his ass back!" I'm dead after that lol.

[@miacabildo8098]

wendell jones: i love cocaine😁

[@miadeblay]

@@miacabildo8098 my brother won't stop saying that 🤣

[@RichV20]

Dan Smith, BYU

[@mikhailhunter5277]

"He's done, he's done Forever" That's something you never want to hear your doctor tell you.

[@sheisamazing2246]

“I NEVER FOOTBALL!!!” 😂

[@Badruborg]

"Knowing that deep down you know this is why you watch football."

[@premeplug6201]

I've probably watched the last sketch 50 times now, and it still cracks me up. "LaVar Washington, I punched a mailman, that's Federal baby!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@gallagherchick]

“If the pupils dilate...” “YOU DID GREAT!” 😆

[@Sleepy_B.i.t.c.h]

10:58 Love how he says treeason lol

[@true_gift2329]

Bart Doleman: I haven’t done nothing yet But I’m gonna

[@UnwaveringBackBone]

Fun fact: Billy's gun is what inspired the T-shirt cannon

[@Justaguy3005_]

They forgot to do the shitty slide in zoom out chris collinsworth always does where it starts with al talking and slowly zooms out while chris slides in lmao

[@peytonsmith9390]

Caleb Wilson lol that gets me every time 😂

[@Doomerz666]

Now here’s a guy...

[@steverogers5439]

I didn’t know Adam Driver did sports? 🤔 Sorry, I meant Matt.... Or wait, I mean Randy!

[@kevinpauly6342]

Steve Rogers ?

[@marusapenic]

Kevin Pauly it’s a reference to Adam’s Undercover Boss skit.

[@d7b50]

Steve Rogers matt straight up sucks !

[@steverogers5439]

Prince Charming he’s just got some anger management issues...

[@kevinpauly6342]

Marusa Penic I got the reference. It’s not what they said at first since they edited the comment.

[@georgeregister4050]

“ I haven’t done nothin yet, but I’m gunna”

[@poolshark121]

Kenan's reaction as the doctor is my reaction at home every time I see these injuries hahaha

[@ZiggyLu-og3zp]

“This new angle must be CGI or something, legs don’t do that!” 🤣

[@Angie_Onaleta]

"...and I'm the wife! I hit his ass back!" I miss Leslie. 😂😂😂

[@hd-xc2lz]

But is it okay to cheer excitedly about a woman hitting a man? Even if in response to original strike by man?

[@Evija3000]

@@hd-xc2lz It's natural to cheer for the weaker person defending themselves. Here in particular not sure Leslie's character was the weaker one though. :D

[@MUSHROOMAN4]

Evija3000 nah, either it’s all okay or none of its okay.

[@SF-op5ix]

h d It’s poking fun at the amount of wife beaters in the NFL. The stats on that are a yikes

[@624LC]

@@hd-xc2lz ummm yes!

[@BleedCubbieBlue77]

How could you not include the superfans Da Bears

[@CanItAlready]

kchitown 1977 That needs to be its own compilation. Daaaaaa Bears.

[@thekugelschreiber7744]

They forgot the tim tebow sketch, it is litteraly the best football sketch of SNL

[@alexanderolszewski9093]

And the rose bowl photos

[@froggiethefrog1357]

10 seconds in and I’m already happier

[@cartermiller853]

Gabe made 2 catches that day. A touch down, *wipes tears* and a bullet

[@bobbyacosta244]

To me the funniest thing about this sketch is the fact that they actually got the call wrong. It’s not a fumble technically. He did lose the ball but since his arms were going forward It’s a forward pass.

[@GrimeMinister41]

The Gun and Stanford got me in tears 😂😂😂

[@mrsocko316]

At the end of the criminal charges skit, it should've had someone playing oj. "Oj Simpson, I was acquitted"

[@batmad2851]

“You can forget... the really!” OMG!!! Kenan Thompson is The GOAT!!!

[@jamesanderson6373]

*kenan

[@TheKingOfRegret97]

2:37 Hes like: "god or gun, god or gun?" "God did make the gun, but the gun helps people see god quicker. Tough choice here".

[@Michael_Chandler_Keaton]

"9 time Pittsburgh Steeler Mr. DC Timmons?" So, he played for the Steelers 9 times? Like 9 games?

[@NgwanSb]

At least four of those games were in the Superbowl, so...

[@subscribeandilleatstuartli9928]

KNOWING DEEP DOWN THAT THIS IS WHY YOU WATCH FOOTBALL

[@ianfoley6887]

“PUT YOUR PRINCESS TO BED!!!” Omg love that

[@neuroling]

Back of the head..."Put your princess to bed!" Roger.

[@adub92199]

The gun sketch is amazing. And bill hadar is such a great actor😂

[@seanalbro3689]

Marvin Ingram, I was accused of sexual assault at *the* Ohio State University 😆😆😆

[@samnelson3614]

THE ohio state university

[@brandonhinrichs387]

Marvin ingram isn't a real player You're thinking of melvin ingram and he went to alabama.

[@sto1238]

@@brandonhinrichs387 it’s a joke Mark Ingram hasn’t sexually assaulted anybody

[@brandonhinrichs387]

@@sto1238 yeah i didn't say he did I'm just saying he confuses the name marvin ingram and melvin ingram. Mark engram also didn't go to ohio state lol

[@twondagreat8893]

@@brandonhinrichs387 mark went to bama..melvin went to south Carolina

[@Joy_esprida]

I'm so thankful for snl posting these skits! Thank you for laughs! I'm having a blast watching these 😁

[@chrishansen2338]

Donald Washburn: AMERICAN TALIBAN

[@sto1238]

Sulomon something: Somali Pirate

[@johnnyc4738]

"PUT YOUR PRINCESS TO BED!!" "I feel safe, coach." 🤣🤣🤣

[@bjhaw5989]

The Gun was absolutely hilarious. Never gets old

[@Sindollx666x]

Wow those were WAAAAYYY more hilarious than I was expecting!

[@AFishBicycle]

Definitely don’t search the video of the guy working out and his legs go backwards... yeah don’t search that and watch it... it probably won’t haunt your dreams.

[@Sul_Opreym]

We watched the video in middle school in science

[@iamjacksyoutube5375]

Dont forget about the weight lifter who blew out their anus doing squats. I dont know if there's video of it but I saw pictures years ago... Another cringe worthy one is the girl jumping hurdles that snaps her femur in half... I know there's video of that one

[@iamjacksyoutube5375]

@@AFishBicycle Oh my...

[@AFishBicycle]

Sul Opreym sounds like you had a big day yesterday 👍

[@projecttwentytwentyfiveisgreat]

Another good one. Johny Knox of the Bears, getting folded in half, backwards.

[@adelavaldez8080]

Man, that just brings back memories of Joe Theisman's leg.

[@danielanderson4011]

Alex Smith also

[@STEAMBOATDAGOAT]

I lost it at "I hit my wife"- "I'm his wife, AND I HIT HIS ASS BACK!"

[@takarastar9129]

" That new angle makes me think this is CGI or something...legs don't do that" hahahahaha Adam Drivers hilarious

[@sandotastic]

How could they put this together without including any Peyton Manning!!!!??? The dancing in the locker room and the United way sketches were the best!

[@ChristineCAlb1]

Yeah, those were great. I would’ve liked to have seen the Jesus confronts Tim Tebow in the locker room sketch included as well.

[@donellatello]

“Pistol Pete” would’ve been the perfect skit 😭

[@sirius4k]

The Gun was the most American handballer ever.

[@jensenmccutcheon8650]

Remember when Kenan Thompson was the knuckle pick kid in mighty ducks 2 and 3

[@spinalrocksable]

The last sketch reminds me those from Key & Peele making a parody of the NFL players bizarre names. XD

[@jahyazzy]

Schelf knew he was doomed when they showed him smiling.... BLIND ME LAAAWD

[@tshegomonyeki1607]

“The gun” had me in tears 🤣🤣😭 that whole skit is just 🤌🏾

[@CamJames]

Woody Harrelson was trying so hard not to laugh when Kenan started CTE'ing all over the place

[@anthonyzanoni2156]

"and I'm the punter! Tax fraud!" Best line in the whole video!

Yeah ı like pretty much all of those vintage silent films from 1920's pretty fun and calming and good to c Mr. Martin by the way, yeah certanly ı like nostalgic things for sure

[@ThatBoyEpic08]

I lost it when I saw the way Chris Pratt said “American Taliban” with the most intense look on his face

[@cloakthebandit7051]

1:49 “OHHH LORD TAKE MY EYES!” 😭😭

[@elissalopez1172]

Colin as the Punter had me dyingggg

[@phoenixvvv4685]

"OH LAORDY TAKE MY EYES" Me when I walk in on my parents kissing a little too passionately

[@mojopiggy1724]

10:50 when they run out of black guys to play football players so they call Michael Che😭

[@nathandonat4663]

Why does American Taliban make me laugh every single time I watch it😂😂😂

[@ddogfilm]

They need to do more of the player introductions. They hilarious

[@lurkingbanette]

"9 time pittsburgh steeler" the best line by far

[@spzm3x]

“I punched a mail man thats Federal Baby.”

[@cottoncandysoldier9045]

I'm the punter, tax fraud! 😂😂

[@jeanmaryfrancois1584]

Oh Lord take that guy eyes 🤣😂🤣😂

[@tgd445]

Being a packers fan the first one was hilarious

[@jokerfieri1312]

Never knew Kylo Ren is a sports announcer in his pasttime.

[@laynebrock]

Joker Fieri haha very funny

[@runitonce7791]

I'm half way through the 2nd sketch and I still can't stop laughing about the Jared Schleff sketch

[@justinbehrenshausen1653]

“This one’s for allllll the Marlboros” 😂😂😂😂😂 Kenan is the absolute best

[@WildAngel-ti5rx]

Those fuckin legs and tackling! Hahahahaha I’m crying from laughing so hard it hurts

[@Rang3rz]

i think you got them mixed up. that’s the real Baltimore Ravens player intros.

[@odinson902]

Donald Washburn American Taliban had me in tears🤣🤣

[@windowbreezes]

"i never had these rules because you can forget the really. so you out there and you never had these rules. never. i never did. cuz thats football." hahaha so incoherent, so brilliantly delivered by Kenan.

[@eddieb4557]

bryan isr THE SUPRABOWL!

[@haden636]

"No one should ever have to witness something that shocking...let's see it again" and they keep showing it 😂 today is now a good day

[@85Japan69]

Make no mistake....it’s all about “The Gun” in this clip 😭

[@JakCT-]

Adam Driver matches sports commentators’ energy so well he is such a good actor

[@MrRyan-wu4jx]

Except that is not even close to Chris Collinsworth.

[@themothman4935]

I literally didn't even recognize Adam at first then after a few seconds I was like WAIT WHAT

[@monokumaprincipalofhopespe8295]

The gun sketch is literally the same logic used in AirBud

[@AAV_69]

0:48 *nick chubb foreshadow*

[@coleraleigh5632]

Thinking the same thing lol

[@williamfaust8294]

This is the first time I’ve seen Pete playing a character other than himself.

[@Tom-vw7rg]

How do you imitate Cris Collinsworth without saying "Now here's a guy..."

[@Cat_herders]

Simple. You can’t. “Now here’s a guy...”

[@MaddDogg316]

@T, now here's a guy who commented what I was thinking.

[@kats873]

I find the last sketch unbelievably, those players have charisma.

[@VinylCollectorJames]

I never realized how much Al Michaels and Jim Nantz look and sound alike.

[@beetleborg430]

Woody is almost about to die laughing at Keenan lol

[@PatFenis420]

"Tax fraud" 😂