so hitman in vr is a beautiful disaster...

[@harrystokes9122]

Can we just appreciate how clever he is when he makes his videos

[@angusclarke7477]

Agreed

[@MISSICSART]

@@angusclarke7477 Yes, clever! It sure is! I enjoy these thoroughly

[@IAmCrusty]

I'm pinning your comment because it makes me look good

[@smithytom7405]

@@IAmCrusty cringe

[@Spitfire576]

@@IAmCrusty But you ARE good looking, darling!

[@starfall8346]

Dude is like a combo of Captain Jack Sparrow and the Joker.

[@helleboreflower4803]

I was gonna say the same thing!

[@lolulysse0076]

Yeah!

[@helleboreflower4803]

Even add Deadpool 8nto the mix

[@Z4NK00]

Yeah

[@BoogieCat]

Lol

[@Arakiven]

“Do you think the Angels question why they have wings and not the apparel of a crab?” Is quite the line I must say.

[@SomeGuyWithaPC]

wait a minute, i just saw this comment and i iterally heard that sentence

[@infinitechibi1496]

@@SomeGuyWithaPC omg same I WAS LITERALLY ABOUT TO TYPE THATTTT, WHAT IS THIS COINCIDENCE?

[@SomeGuyWithaPC]

@@infinitechibi1496 I mean there are 8 billion people on earth so it isn’t the biggest coincidence ever

[@infinitechibi1496]

@@SomeGuyWithaPC I know I know, but it's still a fun coincidence.

[@letsrock12345]

@@SomeGuyWithaPC but not 8 billion watching it at the same time

[@TurbulentHam]

Love how he sacrificed that one guard to the sky gods by making him float away.

[@Aurumental]

5:30 My personal favorite moment, out of this entire glorious video.

[@WO_21]

He went “I die! And now, I Fly!”

[@PinataOblongata]

"Unfortunately you were born and will die a loser." Damn, never empathised so much with a security guard.

[@switchitwithdc3612]

“Look out, Bullets” is my favourite chat up line.

[@smithsmithington]

In one of his other videos he stabs scissors into a guy really fast while running past him on some stairs and says "hey hold my scissors for me". I almost cried laughing. 😂

[@thechilledonion9313]

7:16 "My friend! You come back to me." I laughed so hard.

[@lancesrr4124]

13:00That's nice Santa gave him a free moon trip.

[@rogermasters2657]

'The way you fell, like a swan'. I got a bit emotional hearing you say that. A true wordsmith.

[@CheeseGrater69]

17:49 I nearly spat out my drink dying laughing

[@FizxySarnlol69420]

0:01 Bro that “Hugh Hugh” had me crying

[@breadboi9115]

You are actually my favorite youtuber now. You deserve more exposure.

[@thrashofthelichking]

5:30 "you belong to the sky"

[@jonathanVN1864]

i just love how you crumble them and they go flying!🤣5:33

[@tonyjones1560]

“Your gun smells. I don’t want your gun. What have you been doing with it?”🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@jackeltheripper5570]

Not only the amount of cleverness, I love how he really gets into the character, it kinda feels like if jack sparrows with more borderline personality disorder became a hitman 😂 I love it. You definitely have amazing creativity and amazing content ❤️

[@Albukhshi]

I was about to comment that he reminds me of Jack Sparrow!

[@fizzbrew]

5:30 made me cry. Hilarious

[@dr.bright6272]

Guy: smoking and blowing it in people's faces Also guy: your breath stinks.

[@staciissmith]

I DIED AT THIS PART 😂 the audacity

[@MedievalFolkDance]

What kind of stealthy assassin turns up to a garden show in a suit so red it'd make Santa Claus jealous? Oh, Crusty. Fair enough then.

[@IAmCrusty]

I was a pretty rose 🌹

[@MedievalFolkDance]

@@IAmCrusty And a beautiful bloomer you were too!

[@blazinganja6658]

"I'm a smart little chicken, I can be smart for a couple of minute...s "He's in the plants..." Oh shit I ruined it...

[@knightman7203]

Well made again can't get enough of the Hitman videos thank you so much Crusty

[@rubyassassin6595]

14:29 gee the real crusty man thinks im pretty! What a great guy!

[@arragon5481]

3:40 he's asking the REAL questions

[@Drazeroth8]

"Goddamnit bullshit in a pond with ducks that don't listen to rap for some reason...because of prejudice against it" Now who can argue with that?

[@doubleclutch7340]

THIS is the absolute Masterpiece that is Crusty. My favorite of all.

[@itswompie]

9:55 I can't this is the funniest shit I've seen in awhile

[@TheMrDarius]

Crusty as hitman is the greatest thing I’ve seen in a long time.

[@Jbewell1991]

*sniffs gun* "your gun smells". Best line in the video.

[@re--dacted]

Crusty: The problem is you open your mouth too much. Me: Does he mean- Crusty: I'm talking about sexual faaaavours. Yes, yes that's what he meant.

[@IamP0ncho]

Oh, I do hate it when I’m eating an apple and then a caterpillar with a red silenced pistol shoots me in the head

[@IAmCrusty]

Must be a Thursday!

[@PurpleXTiger9]

5:35 mans literally sent him to heaven

[@МаксимИванов-с3ч3о]

5:32 lol

[@mattpool3551]

Yes. I needed this today. Your vids are so good bro.

[@emperor_sunshine]

17:03 footprints comment was my favorite Crustycism, yet.

[@Tedi652]

"That bloody woman" 😂😂😂😂

[@Boba_Fett-w8y]

5:38 go to the cloud-district 👌😂👌

[@valecasini]

15:55 lmao 🤣 first video I'm watching and I already love ur humor 😂

[@Chesterbobby39]

What a good time this channel is. Love it.

[@KevinAndrewMan]

Thought of some kill phrases for Crusty, use them at your fancy. "My bullets want to be in your head." "You'd look so pretty on the floor." "I won't be responsible for my actions." "Because I care too much about you being dead." "Your mortal coil has been liberated, you're welcome." "My gun is too heavy. That's better."

[@zacharysweaver]

“The way you fell…is like a swan!” I’m fuckin dying

[@GinjaNinja-qy6nj]

2:24 "Fix the Problems" *Wink Wink"

[@DovahHouse]

😂😂😂 I can imagine before VR gaming this guy did the same thing while playing games.

[@rawr336]

crusty you are amazing you are the best youtuber of all time and deserved way more subs you always make me laugh anytime you upload and are just a very good creator and make my day when you upload a video! loved the video btw!

[@IAmCrusty]

Look at you being a sweetheart!

[@rawr336]

@@IAmCrusty in the next video can you try and place as many land mines or explosives as possible on the map where you are floating with the parachute people i feel like that would be fun to watch

[@PinataOblongata]

It's true, Earthlings are particularly devoid of mercy.

[@SethSter33]

If Johnny Depp isn't Going to Play Jack Sparrow anymore after the Trial, Then Crusty Should be the Next Actor For Jack Sparrow, he reminds me of Jack Sparrow, I Think Crusty should take his Place. Your Awesome Crusty Mate!

[@mrdashpotato2190]

Hey crusty.. I know probably multiple ppl have said this. But.. i just wanned to get this off my chest. The last couple years has been hard for me, and even thought about ending it. And its been a while since i laughed.. But.. i discoverd your content yesterday, and i couldn't stop watching, you actually made me laugh so hard i need oxygen. And seeing you, enjoy it so much, and having so much fun, made me realize that there is more then only darkness in the world. And that i won't stop making content myself (small Twitch streamer). Thank you so much for making me laugh, and actually giving me a smile. Please.. never stop, you are awesome! ps. your voice reminds me of Captain - Jack,Sparrow. Regards, MrDash

[@bl00dywelld0ne]

I need to know how the tickle song ends... 1:47

[@mr.swagger2754]

8:19 I like how the gun just flies up and crusty doesn’t care

[@ashlight6107]

0:14 "I said Santa Claus bought you a gift. Now go to the Moon!" *Explosion*

[@JamesWoolfordDesign]

THE best VR gamer, it's not about the game, it's the way the video is made. Bravo!

[@Dean_Cohen2y5]

Another brilliant masterpiece from a fabulous man. Thank you so much for this Crusty! I needed this today. You made me smile and laugh today and that is a present to me unlike any other. I wish you the very best of days. And the most fabulous of times. 😎

[@IAmCrusty]

Always a pleasure!

[@daniellclary]

Nothing beats a proper witty murderer that is more than happy to comply when you say please.

[@TMG_Dude]

5:30 😆 🤣 😂

[@extremeultralightaviation]

I'm 54 and came here to learn how to play this game. I never understood how video game streamers are making a fortune on youtube. Now I get it. Very funny stuff indeed.

[@rileycameron492]

"ohhhh im angry about that" my fav line

[@DrDandan]

Even better the second time round, thanks for the giggle. Bloody DUCKS!🦆🦆.

[@unkangkr]

5:35 Crusty finds out hiw to use the force

[@matuza1020]

Yess hitman vídeo, got my like when the add was going on still lool keep it up the good job my man

[@TheTmieBandit]

3:20 See, what the experts don't tell you is that bright red is actually great camouflage

[@squareboi0831]

Man: smokes and suffocates crusty Man: your breath stinks Crusty: MY breath stinks?! Your hilarious!!

[@SotiCoto]

His hilarious what?

[@jeremytitus9519]

“We have no mercy where I’m from. I’m from a place called… Earth.”

[@82jp]

"Something strange is going on" "I'm killing people with fish"

[@Generic_Slugcat]

He is a pure genius

[@gromnokriptide]

Sir you sound like an evil jack sparrow and I'm loving it.

[@Sting791]

THIS MAN IS A GENIUS IN VR COMEDY

[@undeadwarrior2797]

Great video as always lord crusty

[@stabby_catzy]

lmao the one woman saying "please dont" so calmly

[@megsrants8592]

"What is this sir!?" Well it's a dead body" *proceeds to instantly punch in face* for some reason that got me and I started cracking up

[@djbam7144]

Thanks for another video Crusty...💯🏁 Also hope you're healing up good .

[@LapGodGaming]

" you better find a safe place and start praying" fucking gold.

[@aleandery8110]

The amount of good content this legend has brought , i just have realized he acts like johnny Depp, just better

[@martinhansen3673]

Just found your KZbin channel lately. This one made me laugh so hard! Thanks for great and entertaining content - and informative ways on how to get rid of your enemies 😅

[@noahsnoah1115]

Crusty you and merptv are the 2 best vr youtubers hands down!

[@Carl_Frank]

5:30 It's like you made a ballon animal out of him.

[@AstonJay]

Hahaha, "that's not how you eat ice cream"🤣🤣🤣

[@chell807]

People are always telling 47 his breath stinks. He needs to carry mints.

[@christopherpiskorz1395]

i laugh every time a person goes into the air crusty is amazing 😂😂😂

[@Dr.Kryptanical]

voice and mannerisms of jack sparrow, the mentality of Heath Ledger's joker but a hitman! Because somehow Heathe Ledger's joker wasn't dangerous enough so crusty took it a few steps further!

[@jeffreytackett3922]

"Now I admit that was abrupt." That's funny shit, right there.

[@jeetsatikuver1981]

Your laughing is so funny and it's feel like a devil laughing when I see your Boneworks videos I literally waiting for your devil laugh when you torture the NPCs😂😂😂

[@starcomtachyon]

“You belong to the sky” *ascends*

[@DustyRaider]

This man never loses his touch, I used to assume during your Skyrim videos that the voice was an act but I’m starting to wonder if that’s your natural speaking voice at this point I’ve never heard you drop character

[@grizzlylord4964]

I started watching your videos a week ago and let me just say you are starting to become my favorite youtuber

[@deadlyassassin240]

Eared a sub. This and the skyrim video had my dying. The dual personality thing is the funniest thing I've ever seen. 😂

[@trieshardgaming]

Your videos always craxk me up, brother.

[@Banana_g1]

7:17 NIGEL THE FISHES RETURNNN

[@fatmanobby4329]

I love the immersion you give to these videos it’s so fun to watch

[@thinkcritically7564]

Please don’t do it! Ohhhhh but I I will do it. 😂 Too many hilarious parts to list😎

[@natsu2010]

Like the blind lady said to Deadpool. Wear red! The blood won't stain as much. Not the exact words, but good advice

[@ammahoela79]

Best channel I subscribed in a decade. Dude is a legend imo

[@lilpuppy202]

Legend says that crusty is still trying to win the level til this day

[@TheGnarlyGnome89]

Man I’ve been begging for a new video of these happy to find one

[@jaredhoover2153]

Crusty you are the best KZbinr, And you are hilarious

[@LuckyCosmicBrownie]

I never thought such beautiful words would come out a persons mouth

[@TopSecretUFOFiles]

Your hands are trembling....LOL

[@MusicIsLegal]

He sounds just like Johnny Depp, i wouldnt be suprised if this is actually him

[@vinnie1827]

“you belong to the sky!” *actually goes to the sky

[@thethinker6408]

Love the vids crusty you make my day whenever you post

[@drulludvergur]

"Let me go...please" "Okay, enjoy the rest of your days" I fucking died!!