virtual reality is for bad people... (Hitman VR)

[@IAmCrusty]

IT'S GOOD TO BE BACK! How you been? This video was an absolute nightmare to finish so I hope you enjoy it! Happy to say my eyes are currently fine, and my computer situation is....better than a month ago. Looking forward to working on more stuff!

[@CheesecakeMushroomPie-gt3yb]

CRUSTY YEAHHHH I can’t wait to watch another hitman vr vid!! 😆

[@Crudz]

Yes

[@PlayzCampbell]

Crusty makes good content

[@AbeRudda]

Crusty, I’m happy to see your eye thingy was a success cause if you didn’t come back, I’d have no more use for KZbin. You are a legend. Glad you’re well my friend.

[@Zirus_Blackheart]

Truly outdone yourself this time man! Litterally laughed out loud many times and that's very rare for me! :-D

[@realburglazofficial2613]

“Please don’t run, it triggers my prey drive” is the single best line ever uttered by a psychopath! Also, are we going to gloss over the fact that when Crusty donned the mantle of Sock Man, he is technically a Crusty Sock?

[@IAmCrusty]

Why would you say this

[@realburglazofficial2613]

@@IAmCrusty because it’s true!

[@loverschoice885]

@@realburglazofficial2613 I didnt want to be the one to pop the cherry on that question, but yeah... Hello, Crusty sock!

[@delsimon7702]

Oh

[@dr.bright6272]

​@IAmCrusty you are the Man in the Sock. You are completely innocent

[@neophobicnyctophile8264]

"Please don't run, it triggers my prey drive!" I want that on a bumper sticker.

[@toolatetothestory]

It gets me that he sounds genuinely distressed about his prey drive getting triggered

[@huntervining729]

*Guards neck snaps and his head spins around In an inconceivable way* Crusty: “There’s evil in you” 💀

[@nickthelick]

That cracked me up! 😄😁👌🏼

[@nikkejuuri718]

me too @@nickthelick

[@malcolmgreene8830]

This is how I imagined Johnny Depp getting into character thank you for this closure

[@DovahHouse]

Depp? Psssh! He don’t sound like Depp he sounds just insane, inanely Funny! Depp played a friggin drunk pirate. This guys just off the wall hilarious.

[@Mcflirts]

​@@DovahHouse Are you from Egypt. cuz you are in De Nile

[@Skelter08]

I see

[@jesus_lara8274]

Captain jack sparrow

[@jesus_lara8274]

@@Mcflirtshaha good one ☝️

[@slayerdude18]

lol he broke character for a moment when she kissed the can of spaghetti sauce XD that little giggle i heard it!

[@Pridely]

Oh how I missed your free-flowing improv wordsmithery and madness. That pun at the end killed me.

[@michaelyobs4448]

Well this made my whole day lol glad your eyes are doing better, definitely rest them. You're legit one of the best youtubers out there. Thank you for the constant laughs. That's all I can say. Didn't think I'd laugh again for a long time. And I must say your editing is pure genius

[@IAmCrusty]

Very happy to provide the happy feelings! Hopefully they will be much more frequent from now on

[@bestoffamilyguyyy6973]

Please subscribe help get me to 1k subscribers

[@bestoffamilyguyyy6973]

@@IAmCrusty please pin me get me like subscribers and what not g

[@EL77444]

@@IAmCrusty im also so happy with those incontrolable laugh you give me in those hard times for me! cheers to you and your other you, don't take your medication please, we want you both!^^

[@redxlaser1562]

For years, all through this channel, CrustyX, The Fabulous Crusty, Ghost Duck, and another one I forgot the name of, I’ve never seen a bad video from Crusty.

[@miragemain105]

Same, he may not upload regularly but his videos have always had quality

[@Mtyugi]

I love that everything in my life has led me to this very moment watching a beloved psychopath run around wearing a sock on his head threatening people with a can of spaghetti. It can't get any better than this 😂 🤣

[@IamP0ncho]

No matter how hard he tries, the bloodlust is too strong

[@nikolaigaming2097]

"But when the man began to run, Crusty could contain the bloodlust no longer."

[@lukasdekok2681]

"I can take your blood, bottle it up like caprisun" That may be the best line I've heard this month

[@IAmCrusty]

I'm sickened by my marketing genius

[@halothere6995]

@@IAmCrustyyou can sell it to machine gun Kelly and Megan Fox (if you want it the context look it up)

[@jdscorpion91]

19:24 The over-the-top screaming is the best. It's like people are upset they won't get their deposit back on that violin.

[@triggerisgroot82]

"Ooh I picked up a sparkle cookie" lmfao

[@MidnightDStroyer]

Today, Crusty joined a band for the drums & violin, bringing a whole new level of the hits to Hitman... Crusty brings such a unique breed of chaos to gaming. Like a loaf of bread, he's hard & "crusty" on the outside but inside he's just a softy at heart.

[@IAmCrusty]

You're the only person I've seen that seems to "get" the name so I'm shipping you a planet

[@MidnightDStroyer]

@@IAmCrusty I'm not sure if I've got room for it. Oh wait! I just remembered where I stashed my Bag of Infinite Holding (I got it from Bugs Bunny himself; all of the best 'toons have one). Okay, It's all good.

[@sir_vix]

I finally got around to trying hitman VR, and I've got to say it is amazing how much better you make it look, Crusty. You must spend so much time editing out inventory screens.

[@IAmCrusty]

Its really fun! But yeah, it's far from perfect

[@johnbrennan8611]

7:52 OMG I lost it when you turned the machine on LMAO. That was absolutely hilarious dude. Oh & PS you are out of your mind in the best possible way lol. Keep up the great work!!! 👍

[@heuvelke1065]

Thanks for being so positive

[@rubyassassin6595]

The crust, the myth, THE MAN IN THE SOCK!!! That. Was. The. Best. Musical number. Ever.

[@peterfreeman5121]

It was great, but you have to remember such wonderful musical numbers as “Beesparkle Farm”, “Sweet Little Bird Man”, and “Get In My Hole”.

[@mavendorf121]

lool i cant get enough of iamcrusty, everytime i hear him he reminds me of captain jack sparrow. i honestly love your videos on vr mate.. keep up the great videos. top class

[@WhenTheSunCorrupts]

I was looking for someone saying this, absolutely agree

[@Verillia]

Dude this series so far has been better than most written shows and movies nowadays

[@thecashier2]

"at some point that's stalking and I find that very strange" next sentence "now kiss my can of spaghetti" haha

[@nickthelick]

Crusty's new Capri Sun flavour ... It's *got* to be - 'Blood Orange', with emphasis on the 'Blood' flavour, obviously!? 😁

[@ThatGuy64804]

If the joker was thrown in a blender with Johnny Depp and an Oculus, crusty would be the resulting tall drink of... Sparkly red goop?

[@Darkslide2AR-FE]

that tada at the end is pure gold! LOL

[@emptycraze2534]

You are completely insane and I'm loving it.

[@alexanderjones5109]

"i picked up a sparkle cookie" really got me

[@kodamun]

im gonna be real with you mr sir crusty; im going through it bad tonight but your content has made me laugh. so thank you for doing what you do.

[@IAmCrusty]

Those bad times will pass. I'm hoping you're rolling in the good feelings ASAP

[@rai4119]

"PLEASE DON'T RUN! IT TRIGGERS MY PREY DRIVE!" 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀 That explains so much

[@xMasterAssassin93]

Your content is just legendarily funny and I hope you find every ounce of effort is worth it!

[@IAmCrusty]

Gonna take "legendary" as a new monikor so thank you

[@LanieKEHaze]

😂 Glad you popped up in my feed. These videos are hilarious!

[@sauronthelordoftherings3374]

“I must help them, the citizens of… wherever the bloody hell we are”

[@pablosanhueza5290]

That is it! this is definitely a johhny dep movie lmaO! Thnx Crusty! made my day sir!

[@iambornstellar117]

Such beautiful music stylings. I especially liked the skull-crushing violin finale. *chef's kiss* Masterpiece!

[@stabby_catzy]

"crembule hitler" was something i did not expect to hear

[@discostew115]

Your voice makes me think Johnny Depp dressed as Jack Sparrow is doing all this and that just makes it so much better.

[@drb5538]

There's something delightful about the hand movement of Crusty's panicked running.

[@oldmate9969]

The bloodlust is strong with you old bean

[@KIA130123]

"Who are you hiding from?" "I only hide from myself" (Sigh) Damn. Right in the feels.

[@dragonchild_]

Ooooooh. Sparkle cookies. So that's what those are!

[@Link10103]

almost killed me. moment i start drinking water all i hear is "Get the fuck out of the fucking way, youre standing in the fucking door"

[@2pacisAkiltheMC]

I don't blame him. This is probably the only way you're gonna have fun playing this game😆

[@Amanda-pz7bh]

I had to rewatch this. It’s so hilarious! 😂😂😂

[@DeadEyeJedi]

3:53 That went from 0 to 100 pretty damn quick 🤣

[@casanford1]

17:17 Crusty, your song made me laugh hard. That was brilliant! You definitely missed an opportunity to be a Latin pop star!

[@IAmCrusty]

It's never too late to follow your dreams. I'll get an outfit

[@maisiesummers42]

One day Crusty will release an album of his songs, and the world will rejoice.

[@webdev9977]

You are genius man. Walked us through the storyline & topped it off with a song about it all at the end?? 🐐

[@jasoncallow860]

I just discovered this amazing oasis of laughter. This stuff should be on mainstream TV. If I wasn't a lazy barstool I'd petition the BBC immediately and maybe ITV. Actually, ITV is for chavs, so maybe channel 4.

[@shaka2882]

This Was absolutely hilarious. Did not realize it was 20 min.

[@Adamant_Consternation]

♩ I'm the man in the sock Buried with my fish ♫ ♪ Won't you let me skin you (skin you)

[@PinataOblongata]

"Starshine Crusty and the Wobble Heads" 🤣

[@IAmCrusty]

We're taking over the world

[@PinataOblongata]

​@@IAmCrusty Get Tom Waits and Nick Nolte on board! Fuck Johnny Depp! :D

[@nickedmonds4486]

The best improv actor I've ever seen! 🤣🤣🤣🤩

[@dtbrantner1]

The Jack Sparrow accent is killing me 😂

[@Camy256]

The Hitman VR uploads always make my day

[@Amanda-pz7bh]

Omg you make me laugh so hard every single video you post. Thank you for a good laugh! It makes my day!

[@laylonlee229]

Why does this guy remind me of a even more drunk and violent Jack Sparrow lmao. I found him last night and I'm definitely subscribing, he is fucking hilarious.

[@BurningCub]

Glad to see you back Crusty! Can't wait for more videos!

[@matttaylor377]

crusty your humor and imagination is the BEST i find myself waiting with great anticipation for youre new vids thank you for what u do YOU ROCK

[@laylapewatualuk9681]

Lmao. Brilliant! Another fabulous video from Crusty. That song was a bloody masterpiece. It's a shame that the audience didn't enjoy it, some people don't have good taste in music. Good that your eyes are fine, Crusty. Can't wait for more videos, as always they are awesome and hilarious to watch.

[@oxydol3456]

7:26 This is something. This speech experience could be a new element for game designs. It would be absolute fun experience to have that if npc AIs find players speech sucks and statt booing at players vice versa. This is interesting.

[@TheRacist_1]

he sounds so much like Captain jack Sparrow and its funny how he has completely lost his mind.

[@drewopal9283]

I feel like a bad person watching this but like I can't stop

[@slippy8906]

was i the only one getting captain jack sparrow vibes xD love the content keep it up.

[@thewasatch208]

"And now I must help the citizens of this town of wherever the bloody hell I am".... The true over self-confidence of a psychopath 🤣

[@666devillord]

Such incredible speech, it brings tears to one's eyes. 😁

[@SHIVAPLAYINGVIDEOGAMES]

Your Hitman VR videos are The Best Hitman VR videos there are on KZbin lol 😂😂😂😂

[@domomitsune5920]

Your videos always make me stop breathing from laughter. The way you're a lunatic in these games is just hilarious. I think the lunatic perspective in your acting is just funny. It kind of reminds me of a Captain Jack Sparrow who's completely drunk, going on a murderous Rampage.

[@SotiCoto]

He did pretty well this time, in spite of himself.

[@Lulu-ut9pv]

Sock man "kiss the can of spaghetti"

[@CthulhuSteve]

I've missed this terribly! Good to see you back in action!

[@colestowing8695]

well, i started worrying crusty had some kind of epiphany and was now peaceful. But then he brained a lady with a can of spaghetti and i felt like all was right in the world again

[@heghproudpaw84]

Glad you are back Crusty i missed your videos and craziness.

[@brianevans6423]

This is how I'd imagine Depp would portray a live action Rick Sanchez lol.

[@lindah6954]

The woman says the man is doing illegal stuff AT A DRUG LORDS HOUSE. lmao

[@bestoffamilyguyyy6973]

0:41 lmao so funny

[@someonehuman748]

Violence is a skin that suits you well

[@jaybkr]

Laughed out loud at 3 videos back to back and only just found your channel 😂 I've been under a rock clearly.

[@fetsluck5620]

Crusty brother you are the best ever! My side’s hurt from laughing so much

[@judejoshgaming]

He should be a musician

[@wesward7426]

Wild idea: Agent 47 visits Charles Mansion and the Family at Spahn Ranch and ends them all. 😈

[@scootlife1806]

We need starshine crusty and the wobble heada

[@teddyboukagain9985]

The bones in the hole speech was beautiful Crusty

[@GoetiaTV]

The planet needs more Crusty. And Mantle-y And Core-y

[@samuelfawell9159]

I love the idea if 47 singing to a crowd, it’s just so out of character,

[@CheeseGrater69]

"your skin is on your skin my dear" that's a line for the books

[@raycavazos8927]

I bring my magnificence. And spaghetti sauce. You're killin me dude.

[@FloridaBoyGrizz]

When you broke out in spoken word @10:10 it was beautiful lol. Found your channel a week or so ago

[@flabbergasted6231]

"You don't need more skin than you need." 😂

[@noahjcadillac1886]

Is it jus me or does crusty kinda sound like captain jack sparrow lmao 🤣

[@candycanekennie3302]

I've been sick all week, and your Hitman videos are my very favorite! So now my day is saved thanks to Crusty 👏🏽

[@themightydragon710]

Between you and merp my week is complete. Thank you crusty sir. You have a new subscriber. Praise odins beard

[@drewheinzketchup369]

I love how crusty sounds like mr bean, jack sparrow, and Murdock nickles all in one

[@iambatsmurfette]

Crusty joined a mariachi band, and finally learned how to make his songs rhyme!!!

[@beneman81]

IAmCrusty you are the funniest man I've ever heard😂😂😂

[@balex6135]

Jack Sparrow plays Hitman’s VR

[@thebigpandatheory]

Yeah, basically

[@davehart3860]

Star shine crusty and the wobble heads ,,,,hahahaha,,every couple months l find a tuber whose humor is unsurpassed,,you my good man have topped that list for the next couple months

[@israelgabriel1989]

Dude seriously you desurve an oscar for that performance, you werent supposed to eat him🤣🤣🤣 and then that whole song leading up to the violens "violance" thing 🤯 Gold pure Gold

[@benriley7053]

Nice to see you back! I was thinking how things have changed since the first channel when I started watching your content all that time ago. Great to see you going from strength to strength!

[@DrJekyllLivesAgain]

Crusty...you are CRIMINALLY underrated.

[@nightmarishdreamz1381]

These videos are sadistically therapeutic!😂

[@Warhawk76]

Man your Jack Sparrow impression is spot on! 🤣