So I Installed a mod for Half-Life 2... - GNOME

[@JollyWangcore]

Sorry about the audio quality in this. Messed up my noise filter (as I seem to do on a weekly basis) so you'll occasionally hear birds and my keyboard. Also just gotta say the sound track for Gnome more heros is SO MUCH BETTER than it has any right to be. Here's a link to the OST if you want to go have a listen: kzbin.info/www/bejne/l4Cbh4KgYs5risU Gnome F#ucker is especially good.

[@death_recon98xd65]

Pog new vid

[@fellowketchup4458]

How bikers eat they sketty 🤪🤪

[@usrname1105]

How tf 15 hours ago bro how u do dis

[@logang4132]

Pog

[@mowhawksound3673]

Its okay.

[@CoreyLaddo]

Source mappers have truly lost their minds

[@SuperTailsMiles]

Next maps would be about toilet paper

[@CarlosAlola]

These are the kind of mods you do once in a lifetime

[@genericname8686]

@@CarlosAlola ahh i see what you did there

[@patrlim]

When did we have them? Trust me, we lost them learning hammer

[@JenkoRun]

I'm your 200th like. Pay me.

[@Enoonb]

The microwave sound is actually really realistic, assuming you are using it at like 3 am.

[@Kelvoraax]

When else do you use a Microwave?

[@iamme8359]

@@Kelvoraax when I want to eat

[@jamstheshapeshifter]

@@iamme8359 exactly. 3 am

[@thechickensfight]

Its 3:29 am rn wtf

[@pompuslompus964]

3:27 am

[@Nuclearxnova]

“Definitely not gonna be a bunch of shitposts.” Jolly you’re good at foreshadowing.

[@woldemunster9244]

He does reverse psychology.

[@sillylittleowlguy2392]

@@unofficial_computer ba dum tsss

[@MrGermandeutsch]

who needs foreshadowing if you have experience

[@mikeoxlong1395]

No, that's just years of experience.

[@ComicSans2172]

Well it's a polish map. We do like shitpost

[@smokeyplane3285]

"I don't like the look of that red tip...." -Jolly, 2020

[@zarnox3071]

With a white patch on top, this means something else.

[@taguetrash]

"...Hello big boy... oh"

[@Rix309]

pp

[@ClassicalRips]

owo whats this

[@MrSongbird]

17:56

[@tomaszzalewski4541]

16:22 Jolly: -Is disappointed about killing gnomes -Has nothing against crate genocide

[@heyitsthedude]

Hey, like jolly said, the crates had it coming!

[@thechamberlain4251]

Crates don't fight back.

[@TheEngieTF2]

Plot twist: Valve developed this mod

[@thetsartank]

Plot-Plot twist: This mod made Valve

[@Sadend]

"After nine years in development..."

[@PootisMayo]

Plot twist, one of the gnomes is Gabe Newell.

[@dewie1529]

What’s Half life 4 or 3

[@andrewabate2570]

I had a stroke reading this and I don’t know why

[@CertMediocre]

In five days, Gnome is coming.

[@MouseGoat]

the gnome boss is coming in 3 days :O

[@Paul20661]

Haha nice

[@Tokito935]

GNOME IS HERE

[@fyreblazters]

"WOAH"

[@aldrichhf35]

Five night at gnome

[@Xezian]

"I don't like the look of that red tip" "hello big boy" "im gonna need a bigger gun" all inuendos, none of them on purpose

[@Joe-uz4me]

Indeed

[@CasualFire]

How could you forget 17:56?

[@MasterShitposterKiri919]

"I have other ways of getting them to submit"-

[@-0rbital-]

HL factoid: Gordon and the Gnome has the same amount of dialog.

[@Wylf]

Not only that, they use the same voice actor as well!

[@DesolateLavender]

God dammit, now I want a full blown mod that turns HL2 into gnomes.

[@doublem1354]

In old british english, factoid means a lie. ....how many lines of dialogue do gnomes have?

[@-0rbital-]

@@doublem1354 In new American English it means something that it technically factual, yet has no importance whatsoever. Something like: People from London, on average, eat 11% more pickles in December than people in Los Angeles did in 1972.

[@doublem1354]

@@-0rbital- I think you missed the point of my message.

[@The_man_with_the_plan]

4:44 Courier 6 probably just did side quests while not focusing on the important stuff

[@Foxhunter258]

Or probably having some memory issues

[@ArcturusOTE]

Or still having lead in the head

[@Ok-gs4ge]

Ok

[@_Caz]

Or he got kicked in the head

[@_Caz]

@@Foxhunter258 As always, the game was rigged from the start

[@awe9217]

i expected shitposts not the Dread X Collection: Gnome Edition

[@GoogleUser000]

Someday Jolly will go insane and we won’t even notice...

[@tomlenid699]

Will? don't you mean did years ago

[@DesolateLavender]

@@tomlenid699 "and we won't even notice..."

[@cucuawe465]

He and desinc aint normal

[@prrighstocktabergate2350]

nah, I think we will notice. His videos will become sliglhtly better.

[@Ribbons0121R121]

"do you want me to move a bit to the left?" leave it up to jolly to break a trap by just somehow avoiding it perfectly enough to annoy the trappers

[@cjgraetz513]

This channel started with Jolly playing shitposts, progressed to jolly playing regular mods and half-life expansions and now has come full circle back to shitposts.

[@zeldron3812]

That "you bitch!" on 2:12 is so emotional and good

[@shadowfightplay676]

Sad

[@szymsonthatmemeguy3181]

1:07 high pitched Father Grigori is the best thing I've heard today

[@_--7830]

Greetings, my name is Thomas. I arrived there to ruin your precious number of likes. My biggest apologies but i really had to do this. One thing that will always be remembered is your 107 like number. R.I.P 107. Welcome newborn disgusting number 108. Everybody can start to commenting there.Goodbye world.

[@tastychunks]

Wow I went from watching some Taureor videos to Jolly videos and now I'm seeing you show up everywhere

[@szymsonthatmemeguy3181]

@@tastychunks I a m e v e r y w h e r e But yeah i watch taureor regularly

[@BierBart12]

I played so many random gmod maps that his voice just sounds normal to me no matter the pitch

[@Silver_Swan_MK2]

Hi *H A H*

[@bertra]

HE LIVES

[@moose8332]

No idea who you are but hi.

[@VRavTech]

Ue

[@N3XXprod]

Hello random verified sir!

[@azziey]

@@N3XXprod how could you call him _randon verified_

[@N3XXprod]

@@azziey Cuz he doin some French stuff or idk, i dont know him.

[@TylerMcVicker1]

Pee

[@JollyWangcore]

The lack of Valve leeks recently is really doing a number on your psyche huh?

[@TheKingOfNachosTM]

Poo

[@revathi15]

@@JollyWangcore yep

[@DesolateLavender]

Tyler... why?

[@lucvkl]

he aint doin well guys

[@PhillipLarsen]

"I'll go on and investigate that strange noise as soon as my microwave stops fucking my ears" famous last words before the 90's movie trope kicked in of checking said strange noise.

[@average7557]

6:19 8 years old when they get killed in tf2

[@xanshark]

I was just playing Alien: Isolation thinking: this isn't scary. But then I see this and think: this is very spooky

[@ISELLSALT]

thats cuz isolation is just a boring stroll with no lights anything is scarier than that even my fridge

[@AutumnWind92]

@@ISELLSALT if you play it for the aesthetics of the ship and as a walking simulator it's enjoyable. If you play it as a scary game (and it was marketed as a scary game) I do agree with you.

[@ISELLSALT]

@@AutumnWind92 i tried the walking simulator but the androids kept being too annoying

[@xanshark]

@@slovnicurling9808 What I said was more of a joke but yeah

[@ISELLSALT]

@@slovnicurling9808 go play it, youll see that all the game is just empty hallways that sometimes have items jump at you also im not good with horror, like bioshock was rather scary for me, so trust me when i say sega made shit that somehow people rated without ever playing forgot to add:cursed ass name

[@CT-lp5gf]

"8 courriers have disappeared before you..." uh, did yall have exactly 9 world saving boxes then?

[@simtexa]

I love how almost all of them are horror-themed somehow. Guess I'm not the only one who finds gnomes to be creepy af.

[@jolotabani]

Gnomes are fine if you treat them well and give them food and treats next to your yard buildings.

[@whoop8034]

@@jolotabani are you a gnome

[@jolotabani]

@@whoop8034 I'm not really a Gnome, I'm a Tonttu. It's kinda like Gnome, but not really. I'm 263 years old living in Finland, the country full of tiny Tonttuja.

[@jolotabani]

@@whoop8034 I'm not really a Gnome, I'm a Tonttu. It's kinda like Gnome, but not really. I'm 263 years old living in Finland, the country full of tiny Tonttuja.

[@teddy-beargamer6385]

Just provide the necessary offerings to the gnomes, and they’ll behave themselves. They also like to receive a tithe of the plants in your garden, whether flowers, veggies, or fruits. You must be respectful of them, and quickly place them upright if anything knocks them over. Do this, and they will watch over your garden without issue.

[@drzero1131]

15:02 : "it's well known fact gnomes are very aerodynamic", followed right after with gnome spinning through the air after being fired, missing its target and then correcting itself to hit the target.

[@blu3844]

Plot twist: The Gnome from the hardcore mod had a sibling.

[@puke1523]

These are the best, Jolly! Hope you keep on enjoying making these, cuz we sure love seeing them!

[@ajceglia1778]

God I fucking hate jolly so much

[@LarnrothSDergan]

@@ajceglia1778 Then stop watching him? Lmao

[@ajceglia1778]

@@LarnrothSDergan that was a joke you idiot I love this man

[@the_free_timer5011]

Gnomes: * Try to trap Jolly * Jolly: *I am four parallel universes ahead of you.*

[@goshtosh8962]

This reminds me of the time my friend got shot. he was a foot tall and had a big white beard, so we called him gnome. We were having a cup of tea when the police broke the door down and shot him. Always gonna miss you, gnome.

[@emerald_lord2267]

18:27 despite how memey the Map is...he still accounted for some realism.

[@Yuri-xg4ni]

15:17 He should've replaced gnome with a dirtbag.

[@punk5585]

Gnomes are dirt bags

[@olipolygon]

@@punk5585 exactly, no one will notice

[@benb9151]

2:53 The real high quality mapmakers don't need trim around doors, wallpaper, or lighting which makes sense

[@MissKay1994]

Famous last words by Jolly: What happens if I put this in the microwave

[@paper_panzer]

Nobody's gonna even be mildly concerned that a gnome attacks Jolly by flying at him crotch-height? Alright...

[@jackulation6816]

Whoever designed the moving package level is a genius, hilarious.

[@Tpachal]

I love how he casually picks up the brick the gnome used to smash the window as if it were always there.

[@untipollamadomoe3644]

POV: you been gnomed looking this video

[@curlyfry2047]

Whatever that track is that's playing in the background of Gnome More Heroes, is a fucking bop ngl.

[@ryaquaza3offical]

Ello me old chum, I’m G’not a G’nelf, I’m G’not a G’noblin I’m a- *KILLER KEEMSTAR*

[@theauberman]

you.... you got me. I was definitely expecting to be gnomed

[@jimrussle1693]

hey now, you're a keemstar

7:56 Not gonna lie, that menu background was very creative having to type the ent_fire command during the menu.

[@urayami3164]

4:30 its really cool to hear my while patrolling the tube, thank you for your service, courier!

[@MISTERTR-rh9mg]

scp 7885: the gnome class: euclid scp 7885 It is a garden gnome with nothing discoverable in terms of appearance, scp 7885 was recovered in England in (redacted), after the organization reviewed the case of the disappearance of a family named (redacted). The association's agents arrived at the family's house, finding the corpses of the entire family, including the children, whose bones were apparently brutally separated from the rest of their bodies. The organization recovered scp 7885 near the bodies. Neighbors were led to believe that the family had moved and that they had disappeared, and contacts were made manipulated by the association. It was believed that scp 7885 had nothing to do with the death of the family, since in all the tests nothing abnormal was found, until experiment 02. A class d subject entered the test chamber with scp 7885, for a few minutes nothing unusual happened but at one point the entire test room went dark, and a hooo, was heard, and then the screams and sounds of class d. The sounds that were heard were similar to those of a tape abdesiba being torn off with force, the shouts of the class did not stop, they were loud and resonant and then nothing more than air leaving the body. when the sounds stopped, the corpse of class d could be seen, its skeleton was cleanly separated by scp 7885, but all the skin, organs, etc. they were not found

[@orangukey]

Jolly "source doesn't do horror well" Also jolly *gets scared by gnomes*

[@thetsartank]

"This is SCP bullshit" what were you playing as an SCP game mate?

[@bruschetta7711]

Tbf, if we consider the human as a prisoner sent to be tested inside with the gnome, we are not too far

[@MrDirt]

In conclusion, Jolly is scared of pianos.

[@kageshinigami625]

kinda

[@theblackbaron4119]

After playing Super Mario 64 yes. Definitely yes...

[@aantii]

How are you this calm , like every single time even when you get frustrated af you sound like you are recieving a back massage , not that im complaning tho i genuinely love that side of yours I like ur cut G

[@paragonrobbie9270]

*"Australian gnome hunter rids world of gnomes"*

[@Cringehandleupdate]

"You have failed the challenge"

[@halftime919]

"Oh shit" Joel last words.

[@ZoeBateman]

the gnome sound effect is my phone's notification sound so I was constantly checking my phone throughout this video

[@okokayred]

Wtf man

[@ZoeBateman]

@@okokayred wtf do you mean wtf

[@flounder4723]

Its mean well that fanstatic

[@infect3dbiohazard393]

I love how at 15:19 he looks behind him and just goes, "Oh you Bitch"

[@crowman9096]

0:20 Possibly the first time Jolly solved a puzzle in less than 5 minutes. And it wasn't even one of the easiest to figure out ones.

[@HusarL]

The only thing I'm really missing from Jolly's old "non-speech" videos is 60fps

[@zenx3855]

Jolly being scared by gnomes is such a jolly thing to do.

[@stomcode]

4:56 Death Stranding (2019)

[@Ribbons0121R121]

nobody gonna acknoledge that amazing key throw at the start? he tossed it at the door, and it bounced off it _perfectly_ into the lock

[@CiceroFryman-t8n]

"Is it a transgender gnome?" That sentence has never been said before

[@OkamiiSenpai]

Jolly just pulled a "Is It A Good Idea To Microwave This" but forgot the foil covered door, because no one likes roasted nuts.

[@Xsses]

Jolly, you didn't microwave the Gnome!!! (Neither the brick)

[@TheSkullPanda]

One thing i feel like they missed, like a lot of the gnome memes miss, is reference to its inspiration, Noam Chomsky. I'd love if one of these maps just sat you down in an empty theatre with a gnome sitting on a chair on stage, rattling off about linguistics and anarchism for thirty minutes.

[@marvin6326]

This is the content were looking for, a couple of shitposts.

[@wojtylawinkorgawryluk]

„It was just probably my imagination” - Payday 2 Guards

[@quantumblur_3145]

You have failed the challenge.

[@qweriop]

Gnome is my favorite desktop environment in linux.

[@Someonewithaspace]

we all got gnomed by watching this

[@duo496]

hHoo

[@lelface2.029]

Thanks god for comments I’m not getting gnomes this time!

[@duo496]

@11th Doctor do your lesson or else

[@K..C]

You subtitle effects are so damn good

[@LucaShoal]

5:18 Jolly said Trans Rights. ilu Jolly

[@meemkade]

no

[@caboose8110]

Still no

[@KiiBon]

yes ‼️

[@sweetsourorange]

✨💖🏳️‍⚧️

[@Mastercheap]

Yes

[@Mothe_Bones]

I like how he camly picks up the brick and puts it on the table, before remembering it was just thrown through his window

[@chinggiskhan6678]

9:11 When you use the Microwave at 3am:

[@MorphingReality]

What if when Cooper falls into the black hole in Interstellar he's moving up a layer in some dream, and again when the tesseract closes.

[@charlesmanson4695]

Ive never been so pumped by a notification.

[@Makkiwacki]

jolly pulling out the gnome finally...I've prepared for this moment my entire life

[@4thblox]

Imagine if a Giga Gnome was the boss of the end of 2020 That would be awsome ngl

[@Aderalls]

Fun Fact: The sound a microwave makes depends on the incoming voltage, so you hear the electricity coming into it. This also means that US microwaves sound different that ones overseas

[@explosion1704]

2:11 top 10 saddest anime deaths

[@purplepeak8575]

I'm glad my microwave only makes a ding. One ding. No obnoxious beeping.

[@xeamumceo2681]

The microwave sounds like my old microwave

[@Inlet]

You never saw it coming, Jolly; nobody would've seen it coming...

[@spiderluver0]

The title of this video should have been “Gnome for the Holidays”

[@Blackraven6]

I like how bathtub and shiter is in the same room as kitchen.

[@XxTunnelSnakexX]

"Wanna Some Gameplay?" Lmao

[@NaruShadow]

The Box: "Wahh" Me: Ah yes, the Resistance's secret weapon is Waluigi

[@bencehorvath6370]

Was Entropy: Zero also deleted from your videos? I cant find it anywhere.

[@dowom1452]

Went checking after reading this, it's nowhere to be found wtf

[@nicmaz37]

If only they edited the cannon to make the "oof" sound when fired, lol

[@kikooo9989]

millions wear the hats

[@RonneyRe]

billions deny the truth

[@Davion197]

I thought the first one was going to be a "One Small Favor" thing. Key to axe to another item to another to another until basically everything is dismantled and, finally, the gnome is found.

[@rengiemakes7948]

10:24 you have to get out of here? I think you should *STAY*

[@ahernplays2239]

Wow that ending with the can in the microwave looked nothing like when I heated up a pan of leftover soup in the microwave as a kid. Had too much explosive death and too little lightning.

[@ВладШипило-э4к]

You have failed the challenge

[@Outlaw177]

HEAHEA!

[@SophiaAstatine]

Five curses and spite live in each gnome this truth can’t be ignored. The best way to get rid of a gnome is to throw that gnome overboard.

[@Frenchboi8]

Wait why is this unlisted?

[@theuselessaccount8028]

Funny thing is I had just sent that gnome to space in the half life episodes

[@AlexanderTheOrdinary]

why is this unlisted now?

[@TheonetruedogTheDog]

the moment I saw "gnome" I knew this was going to be a ride.

[@-Raylight]

3:42 Dang it Jolly, you got one job xD Yep, that's totally why you don't put metals on the microwave, there will be nuclear explosion lol

[@JNJNRobin1337]

Or Atleast A Sparkly Lightshow

[@humorous5953]

Every time Jolly uploads my day gets so much better.

[@onikoneko]

"This gnome supports trans rights, apparently. Good on him!" My respect for Jolly just went up 500%

[@usdepartmentoftreasuryinte6052]

Jolly's soft speaking voice is so soothing

[@gdgh4325]

Sabarro tomorrow quizinos today

[@pedrodalla3681]

Cheers from Brazil bro! Love your channel :D