So I installed a mod for Half-Life 2... - "Too Many Crates"

Twitch: / jollywangcore
Twitter: / jollywangcore
Mod:
www.moddb.com/mods/too-many-c...
Song (in order of appearance):
BattleBlock Theater - Menu Theme
(here's hoping the upbeat music amply covers up my anti-crate racism)
Wii Shopping Channel Remix - Nicky Flowers
Casa Bossa Nova Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0
creativecommons.org/licenses/b...

[@flashcsm5801]

"The Enrichment Center reminds you that the Weighted Companion Cube will never threaten to stab you and, in fact, cannot speak."

[@elbeperson8858]

Wait if you must destroy companion cube don't that mean that this game is cannon?

[@AlexanderB-vy5ys]

Companion Cube is a cube, not a crate. It lives :)

[@glados4282]

@@AlexanderB-vy5ys No. NO.

[@isaacmayer-splain8974]

@@AlexanderB-vy5ys as tricky would say: INCORRECT

[@pipebombmailer]

@@elbeperson8858 no

[@LL-yd8zz]

"Gas the boxes" Jolly: That's a bit close to reality *hour into smashing crates and chill* Jolly: Are golden boxes like child boxes?

[@od4361]

Jesus.

[@Bananappleboy]

Plot twist: Crates are evil, but they do everything they can to protect their innocent children.

[@6bi805]

Ты понимаешь что я написал, почему заголовок на русском а само видео на англ. ?!

[@kosakukawajiri8331]

Holocaust but crates

[@cabfish8339]

L L Ah yes, the mass genocide of the yellow kind.

[@havoclights9673]

Jolly: are golden boxes like child boxes Me: no they’re more like pregnant boxes because you get ten for braking one

[@tea_man5771]

That seems reasonable.

[@digitalizedmind1216]

Imagine giving birth to 9 kids at once

[@Condorian_]

@@digitalizedmind1216 they're filthy boxes, don't you dare compare them with us humans

[@havoclights9673]

Zergur Vorghiz, I like to think it’s like a Russian doll just getting smaller and smaller

[@helpiamstuckonthismanshead3385]

He still killed babys

[@thegardenofeatin5965]

For some reason I'm really entertained by the fact that the introductory voice line just addresses the player as "Kenneth" with no other lore.

[@justataco1776]

Jolly: I promise I won't get political *20 crates in* Jolly: CRATES ARE THE SOURCE OF ALL OUR PROBLEMS

[@randy312]

THEY CONTROL ALL THE BANKS

[@zadark1831]

Where are we gonna store out stuff

[@zadark1831]

Our*

[@zadark1831]

Also there will be no air drop

[@ToastReaper]

@@zadark1831 #notallcrates

[@firstnamelastname9794]

The game ended just before the best part, which is the fight with the final boss: Socrates.

[@alzy8773]

fuck

[@sushirofl516]

Oh no, I missed out on a crate pun.

[@akshooter7746]

DAMN that's Good!

[@MrEddie4679]

and his powerful minions of Aristocrates

[@IMTHEMOTHERFUCKINGMAILMAN]

You mean Bill Crates

[@deicide7274]

6:51 Can we just take a moment to appreciate this transition for this cut?

[@stholtzinwinter1155]

@Taggynn Ohhh yeahhh I'm into transitions too guys

[@monsterupdatewhen]

i mean it's not that hard to make a nice transition when you're playing half life

[@Spacebugg]

@@monsterupdatewhen wat

[@beaksters]

I cut so clean I didn’t notice when the video first came out or on rewatched and only now just noticed cause you mentioned it

[@aname6794]

@J5 It took me 4

[@sydneeflop2183]

theres a voice line in the files saying "you have broken all the crates you can find, return to the safe zone for extraction" when you do break ALL crates

[@thearbiter1544]

There are 1010 boxes

[@user-qk5jr3iw5d]

@@thearbiter1544 rlly?!

[@thearbiter1544]

@@user-qk5jr3iw5d well I'm not exactly sure as there can be more or less so take it with a grain of salt

[@wispinabottle552]

@@thearbiter1544 Dear god

[@Marcelelias11]

@@thearbiter1544 Apparently, the HL2 version of this mod only has 1000 crates, and the GMod versio has a bit more (don't remember the exact number)

[@cinkow9596]

"Remember no boxes"

[@xmm-cf5eg]

*loads m240b maliciously*

[@Govrin.]

I dont feel so good

[@Adomavo]

Call of duty "Remember no russian..." parody? meh..

[@Maximus0451]

ok now this is epic

[@sw4gmito447]

*m240b shoots*

[@captaincardboardbox1915]

I feel personally attacked for some reason

[@minsin56]

now where did i put that crowbar oh there it is **smashes you to pieces**

[@BlockedUser1]

@@minsin56 but he was a cardboard box... your suppose to kill wooden crates

[@minsin56]

@@BlockedUser1 a cardboard box is close enough to a wooden crate

[@senpaisanders]

@@minsin56 no, one is made of tree wood and one is made of.... Wait what is cardboard?

[@morphineman9955]

@@senpaisanders paper and crap I dont know why we made boxes out of paper but why not? *drinks more whiskey*

[@comradecasual7340]

8:08 I Know you thought of saying furnace, in fact you almost said it

[@half-kratos21]

:)

[@glowingterror6909]

Just put it in the F- goo

[@andyfriederichsen]

Oven.

[@justhere4637]

​​@@andyfriederichsenFOven.

[@Jcakedafurry]

The Box Resistance is a Resistance force founded in 2018 to resist the oppression of the fat charmander. They use rudimentary weapons such as jigsaw puzzles because even basic puzzles like pressing a button or reading can challenge him.

[@JollyWangcore]

Despite what you may think, this video is not a rant about loot boxes in video games.

[@CCTVRECORDING0000001]

yeet creet

[@connormacdonald4722]

Brutal mod tho, I would have used console commands as well

[@ethanwilde4716]

Man I will now starting to watch your streams. If they're this amazing!

[@iurycabeleira7990]

Simple is better, imma try this mod :D

[@johnsaints969]

Jolly was nearly reaching Neil Breen's levels of insanity.

[@overlord-6644]

This is just my tf2 inventory

[@adamtaylor766]

Same lol

[@VoidPelt]

The pain is real. My inventory is overflowing with crates

[@Bubbaspiff]

I actually miss when actual crates would drop. Now it’s just cosmetic cases. Crates are extinct.

[@goundz857]

Mfw valve gives me 2017 Christmas crate its 2019

[@goundz857]

In K yes but no.

[@elbeperson8858]

Jolly: has only 5 boxes left to 1000 This little maneuver is gonna cost us 51 years

[@A_Random_Person324]

Played this mod once, somehow got *1003.*

[@RedL39]

YES

[@Payday5]

DONT LET JOLLY SEE THIS COMMENT OR HE GONNA START CRATE GENOCIDE AGAIN

[@FrahdChikun]

There's a total of 1009 crates iirc, maybe more.

[@GammaProtogolin]

Frahd Chikun This mod would be annoying to play. I wonder if you could use a nuke mod as well and just set off a nuke to destroy everything.

[@jmfindorff]

@@GammaProtogolin It's possible, you'd either have to either get this mod working in Garry's Mod and use one of the numerous nuke add-ons on the workshop or mod the mod itself to add in a nuke since half life 2 doesn't allow mounting more than one mod at a time.

[@unclemondo4839]

The whole stream was actually a historical representation of Hitler's rise to power

[@ol_fortune9474]

Yeah, still remember when Hitler noclip throught his bunker

[@whitehorse3667]

That's propably because Jolly broke all of their crates

[@theta682pl]

*Actual footage of SS officers using noclip to check the attic for boxes*

[@gamerito100]

keenan Hutcheson Well, some of them obviously survived the Boxlocaust

[@Reznor1974]

@@gamerito100 And all those boxes that survived despite supposedly being smashed by Jolly.

[@dermeister8787]

Beatboxing? No thanks, I prefer BOX BEATING

[@RedL39]

yeah fuck crates

[@heyyou9472]

I’m not touching the like button.

[@lanrius2143]

Jolly: starts the game Boxes: THE SLAYER HAS ENTERED THE FACILITY

[@crimpinpimpin8890]

"Boss, you killed a *child!* Great work boss, this is why you're the best!"

[@bacon6228]

it's not racist if you're racist against a thing that isn't a race. *_thinking man_*

[@blottotv2155]

Itsyagurlbacon big brain time

[@Leonardo-zt3kf]

yeah this is big brain time

[@OhNotThat]

boxes aren't people, no matter what the libtards tell you

[@leg10n68]

But since you are racist against them you are racist NotLikeThis

[@asgth6147]

Thanks space Napoleon Hitler.

[@game_generation]

Taking the term 'unboxing video' to a new level.

[@monikka4109]

😀

[@scmmlamarre7018]

I died at "Do you support human-box relationships" and "Concentration cubes"

[@Despacitoian]

“How could I mess this up” Soon later: Watching walkthroughs. Looking at community posts and cheating to finally find those missing boxes.

[@ol_fortune9474]

What a crate-tive mod

[@xlr8tion79]

O_o

[@uterjelly6791]

You could replace "Cratetive" with "Crateive", it sounds better.

[@YeetwithSwag]

Oof

[@epicduck9947]

*see comment *likes comment

[@cortex8239]

@Chara Dreemurr TR what a uncra-tevie reply.

[@pivotman319]

ent_fire prop_physics break The power of Source always gives you the ability to destroy every single crate with a command.

[@Blaze6108]

I love screwing around with ent_fire ent_fire prop_physics ignite (set every object on fire) ent_fire worldspawn kill (crash the game) ent_fire !picker sethealth 0 (instakill anything under your crosshairs)

[@Techhunter_Talon]

Except some of the crates don't break using fire.

[@familiarbreakfast1892]

@@Techhunter_Talon ent_fire doesn't set them on fire...

[@Techhunter_Talon]

@@familiarbreakfast1892 Tried it... and the score you get at the end is 1,000. However, breaking them all 'by hand' sometimes nets you more than that (last session I got 1,008 and a previous session I had almost 1,050). Also, it destroys the trigger to end the map.

[@MrLego3160]

@@Techhunter_Talon oops.

[@xZippy]

God: "It's been a while. What has the human race been creating?" St. Peter: "Uhhh..."

[@wisdomax2891]

*crating

[@articfoxfan9899]

Racial issues about crates

[@stupidratt]

Alternate title: Jolly torture's himself as he struggle's to find a crate, taking his sanity.

[@greenEntertainer.]

Jolly enters the box factory *REMEMBER; NO RUSSIAN*

[@FullMetall573]

Actually you can finish that mission without killing any innocent... but it's not what you wanna do

[@mikemassaar6348]

@@FullMetall573 bro it was a joke... Just enjoy it don't try and ruin it please :(

[@ZoeyTheSobble]

*remember; no packaging*

[@nolongerusing7430]

Remember: No boxing

[@obay_humran]

Hahahaha

[@sparkie1j]

This was quite the unboxing video

[@bz_animations]

good one

[@oddacity5883]

Crate-ly done

[@catyes3712]

Wow your puns are CRATE!

[@mexicanjojo6369]

You just made a crater in the comment section

[@ManWithAMask_]

GAS THE BOXES!!!!!!!!

[@bl4ckw1ngz64]

"cheater!" "don't care, I won!"

[@goldenpig6453]

yu-gi-oh

[@voxlknight2155]

Playing the Battleblock Theater theme in the background is a true sign of taste, nice choice Jolly.

[@alexandergodfreykleinhans8059]

Remember, "boxes" can be an offensive term. Refer to them as cubically challenged.

[@bobross9581]

Spherically Challenged*

[@TARINunit9]

Pry and smash, pry and smash your crates!

[@camron.w1841]

*ahem* I think you should be more diverse don't forget about the rectangular minority's as well, being inclusive only matters by shape not its skill.

[@1N73RC3P7OR]

@@minsin56 Go back to plebbit.

[@NPC_GENERIC_ENEMY_INFANTRY]

@@minsin56 r/iam14andthisiswoooosh

[@rifleman4310]

10:35 "It will feels so good when they're all gone"

[@CeHee123]

The most unintentionally psychotic sentence I've ever heard.

[@friendlyfire3412]

*Everyone leaves*

[@Ribbons0121R121]

no vore just box killing

[@newagederpderp]

Alternative method: ent_fire prop_physics sethealth 0

[@yourworstnightmare3131]

oh yeah its big brain time

[@patrlim]

I'll try this

[@bendy2666]

@@patrlim so did it work?

[@user-qk5jr3iw5d]

Im going to say the n word(jk)

[@user-qk5jr3iw5d]

Mmmm ent_fire prop_physics sethealth 0

[@jackoutlaw3505]

Jolly radiates a chaotic neutral energy hes exacty like desinc

[@ultrawankerobliterator420]

_"Kitty0706 viewers watch this"_ *sheds tear*

[@kitchenjail3546]

CommanderCyclone rip in peace, gmod comrade

[@subatomic_sam511]

he will always be fabulous in our hearts

[@imadrifter]

Rip u beautiful kitten

[@xenogenetic415]

[*]

[@nickhannah9543]

CommanderCyclone Who is that?

4:14 "gas the boxes" - Random Twich Commenter 2018 This is now my new line.

[@RedL39]

ok im pressing the button

[@mr-_-bioshock7281]

Dude, this is one of the most satisfying videos I have ever watched bc of the music and this gameplay, those two combined is just heaven

[@Galgamos]

Every now and again, I come back to this video and have a good time watching it.

[@SmileytheSmile]

As a direct descendant of the Box Ghost, I disagree with this video's message.

[@rachard]

Non't

[@L.Pondera]

So was Lunch Box your momma?

[@SpectralSlugger]

this nigga box lunch

[@SpectralSlugger]

also thats funny I just rewatched danny phantom and I was gonna make the same joke

[@Ethanolic_]

Hey it's Smiley niqqas

[@psj990517]

Literally 10+ minutes long of jolly murdering crates Creat

[@necrobynerton7384]

technically 3+ hours cuz he was streaming

[@Felix-ve9hs]

*C R **-E-** A T E*

[@joshm7335]

0:08 If that's not the best way to start a mod; I don't know what is.

[@elanrg]

Yeah they did a crate job

[@rvreqTheSheepo]

I love rewatching your videos to relax myself, whenever it's just me wasting time at 2am or being sick and unable to do anything else.

[@AHurdOfBronies_]

“Are golden boxes like child boxes?” Yes, Jolly, they are. In fact, I think one of them was named Anne.

[@Radi0he4d1]

PIANOS FILLED WITH CRATES

[@mrgreenfr6216]

HO LOOK!!! They hide in the attic like Anne Fr... yea i think i have cross the red frontier...

[@Glyroth]

I'm dead

[@venom19977]

Slender677 so is she

[@Glyroth]

@@venom19977 ▄︻̷̿┻̿═━一(╥_╥)(´⊙ω⊙`)

[@Brainwave101]

This is like a test GLaDOS would put someone through, destroy all the crates and you get to leave the facility, only to cruelly drop you off in an amazon warehouse full of crates.

[@dimitar4y]

And a stapler for your weapon.

[@Player1-up]

Really weird but refreshing to see Jolly take a break from playing half-life to play the new Crash Bandicoot game.

[@maximpikalev9538]

this is one of my favourite videos of all time, well done

[@cbayer5012]

He may have broken the crates but the crates broke him

[@scrubby.y1088]

It took you 29 seconds to realize you have to press the elevator button? It would have taken me an hour

[@masternip]

proceeds to look up a walkthrough video on why the elevator isn't moving

[@StilvurBee]

@@masternip never have i seen something so relatable

[@jasonutty52]

I honestly cannot recall how many times I've seen this video. Truly a gem that I return to often. (along with almost every Jolly video)

[@mr.indigo]

Jolly did nothing wrong

[@andyfriederichsen]

Except letting some of the crates survive. Boxes are the reason we have so many problems in society. They control the banks, interfere in our government, are responsible for 50% of all violent crime, cause most wars, and overall want us dead or enslaved!

[@half-kratos21]

@@andyfriederichsen crates are the source of all of the worlds problems they sould be hunted down and killed every single one of them join the carrying party nothing would stand in our way

[@articfoxfan9899]

Agreed

[@averytiredman4857]

@@andyfriederichsen The Boxchilds would like to know your location.

[@vasxus]

When you log into TF2

[@crack4184]

Strangely accurate

[@shtuffs]

Haha

[@Ceral_]

Found this video a few months ago and it's been my comfort video since then

[@Star-gg6ur]

Jolly - "I'm ready." All of us collectively - "No you're not."

[@unexplained1675]

*Local Australian man shows his small box*

[@TheOnlyUmbrilla]

I like the Battleblock Theatre music. *This channel is pretty crate.*

[@unfairnessbambi6772]

Crates: We're like a billon crates! Gordon: Hold my H.E.V Suit.

[@CopperBarr]

I wish I could watch the vod on this it looked like such a fun stream!

[@BenderBossGM]

“Who would play a crate destroying mod like this?” -Man whose watched this video twice

[@kamikaze4172]

On the bright side, we didn't go through 3 or 6 grueling hours of just smashing crates

[@cleanerben9636]

3 times 😑

[@RedL39]

i watched this 500 times cuz fuck crates

[@Isimsizo]

Man who watched this quite a "few" times

[@ItsJustAGuy]

I can't remember how many times I've watched all of Jollys stuff

[@Axodus]

Not the Crates! Not the Crates!! AHHHHH

[@SU76M]

Cage?

[@Miggeksi]

Somehow I always keep coming back to this video. What a classic

[@Rondorix]

Somewhere in the infinite multiverse, Box Ghost from Danny Phantom saw this video, and started war against humans, or at least against Jolly, for his anti-box crimes. Alternatively there's a universe where this mod drove Jolly insane enough he became the Box Ghost.

[@Knorkrax]

You've ascended into a God of Crate Destruction: _Jolly Cratos_

[@dimitar4y]

Cratos omg that's good

[@Fogolol]

oh no, this joke is so good that i can't even respond to it! actually i can and all i have to say is GG!

[@sirboot1630]

am not racist or anything. in fact my best friend is a crate

[@TheKillerMime]

The Great Micheal Wittman Himself I actually like Crate Food! See, I'm eating a Crate Salad so I can't be boxist!

[@massimomazzetti4299]

You missed the "BUT" at the end. 0/10

[@Slysheen]

Yes, but one of your ancestors once broke a crate so you deserve to carry that crate's carryables for the rest of your natural life.

[@noahwatt1269]

hallo bubi

[@fulcrum2951]

Your tank is shaped like a crate

[@DrCoomer_1]

I come back to watch this occasionally, love it

[@techknight3753]

Comeing back to this video all this time later, it is comical to hear how calm/uninterested Jolly is in the begining.

[@generalderpscout5393]

New crash bandicoot game looks great

[@minsin56]

it looks like shit

[@raddysurrname7944]

crash bandicrate

[@JackThunder67]

go play fortnite

[@catattack885]

it took you half a minute to figure out how to operate an elevator

[@catattack885]

*noice*

[@deusexvesania1702]

Still one of my favorite videos to this day!

[@-B.A.G]

"this is was not a bit" jolly's brain stopped working for a second

[@haloreaper1018]

The final solution to crate problems

[@kiesta0740]

you see, it's faster when you think outside the box

[@memeicusgaming2197]

Kiesta07 those yolks are just eggciting, crate job, idiot territory

[@memeicusgaming2197]

Kwlx mem pa,the

[@memeicusgaming2197]

I want to jejune

[@memeicusgaming2197]

Die kraken

[@memeicusgaming2197]

Dime me hal p poe I kill merger

[@LaskyLabs]

Thanks so much for always giving us captions.

[@psychosis1767]

11:03 Jolly talking about box genocide of 1945

[@hunterinrain7004]

"With crate power comes crate responsibility" -some dude on the internet

[@horizoncreepy7273]

*fifty shades of crates*

[@Clero77]

4:10 "Do you support human-box relationships?" I'm married to the Companion Cube, what do you think?

[@jvccr7533]

isn't that more of a cube than a box? then again a box does qualify as a cube, doesn't it? i guess it all depends whether the companion cube is empty inside and things are meant to be stored in it for x time.

[@targitausrithux2320]

JVCCR Well how do you think it has children.... it’s need space in there somewhere

[@copycat500]

Imagine a sequel was made called “Two Many Crates” and you now had to destroy 2000 crates lol

[@richardlam171]

Sick beat boxing, er I mean box beating

[@Mothbean]

Replace the word "box" with any minority and Jolly suddenly becomes Hitler

[@MouseGoat]

yeah, but only a minority, if you do it with a majority its just a mundane genocide.

[@tadhgmcelligott3693]

That's the joke numbnuts

[@superninja6630]

What about when he talked about the ladders not being used? Minorities cannot be ladders

[@IndigoTail]

"those filthy filthy *minorities* "

[@tbg8365]

I think that was the joke.

[@darylbaxter6635]

The battleblock theater music in the background is great

[@yeetusdeletus4355]

Jolly: breaks boxes The worker in the warehouse spending 45 minutes boxing the items inside: ._.

[@user-yw4we6vc8n]

*Gas the Boxes!!!* *Crate wars now!!!*

[@genericscout2693]

i think he"crated" the tern box killing

[@zkillerchannel357]

Yare yare daze

[@docholliday9058]

You are scaring my companion cube!

[@Mineman2846]

This is defnetely your best vid

[@athroughz0t9]

Jolly, you're such an amazing, cratecist man.

[@PineberryLive]

*Do you trust a crate with your money?*

[@mrgreenfr6216]

Hell no they are just thief >:(

[@rusduderus]

Throw the crate down the well so my country can be free!

[@RoosterCogburnPhD]

I hate boxes. They're coarse and rough..

[@malqan1529]

And they get everywhere...literally.

[@kabob0077]

And irritating and they get everywhere.

[@averagecoloniser4586]

And *wooden*

[@AVerySexuallyDeviantOrange]

Now this is box breaking! Did you ever hear of the tale of Darth Breakius the Wise? No, of corse not, it’s not something the Jolly would tell you.

[@memeicusgaming2197]

Is that a n00b adventures joke

[@NoNameAtAll2]

once a year I return to this classic just to watch it again

[@BossMr51]

Every few months or a year. I come back to this video Ive seen it like 7 times now. Hello

[@Tote_Mich]

Yeah I come back too every once in a while

[@TheNipSnipper]

wow great Minecraft letsplay!

[@Siegberg91]

Minecraft is the homeworld of boxes they invade other games

[@aretordedllama5271]

I just realized..

[@taylorgomes4163]

The fact that there is some legit cool level design in a mod about breaking crates is upsetting.

[@atoaster9854]

5:01 "this is was not a bit" this plus the elevator makes me think you must have eaten a lot of lead paint as a kid

[@epicaaron0477]

I love the music selection

[@log-n7189]

Hands-down. The proudest waste of my time ever.

[@minsin56]

good for you

[@kamikaze4172]

How do you think Jolly feels after 6 hours?

[@EdwitZP]

"are gold boxes like child boxes..." you broke me

[@Kazomix._.]

i wish it was possible to re-experience things for the first time again, this was so funny and i need to experience this for the first time again

[@user-ei6qn1db7b]

Why is this comment so relatable

[@aa4a-a4]

I love this video, one of my favorites

[@sircatsmeow2886]

Replace every time he says "Boxes" or "Crates" with any racial or offensive term and this video gets a solid D E M O N I T I S E D / 10

[@gornrox7518]

Yes

[@cpi3267]

KZbin deleted my comment, cool

[@COUNTERCOM]

Damnit jewtube deleted my comment.

[@COUNTERCOM]

BOXTUBE DELETED MY COMMENT!!!!