So I Joined a Noob Game as Germany...

[@krisi90]

imagine just trying to play a random hoi4 mp game after a long day of work just for dankus to join and ruin the entire game

[@ogerpinata1703]

Eh🤷🏻‍♀️ Looks more like he is in a support role helping out his less experienced allies with production and guidance.

[@Tom-oj7si]

Imagine playing hoi4 🤮

[@potatto8585]

@@Tom-oj7si imagine watching dankus and not playing hoi4 🤮

[@tylerlambert8400]

@@potatto8585 hoi4 is fun to watch not play

[@trollkenobi6727]

@@Tom-oj7si Imagine not

[@toastwolfe4747]

I love how this is a fun comedy video for us and a survival horror film for the allies.

[@stevemc01]

17:46 "tank veri speedy" PoV inside the car: *London has Fallen to the Germans*

[@yeatnumber1Dmuncher]

Dankus is waking up his entire neighbourhood with his loud clicking

[@leus_1990]

ja alta

[@s1borg]

As a swiss citizen, I can confirm that gold will be safe

[@aat5739]

Where exactly did the gold come from 🤨

[@stevemc01]

@Сергей Владимирович Таборицкий legal acquisitionarees

[@DankusMemecus]

ty try

[@magicianslucky602]

@@aat5739 African slave mines from the frenchies taken by the nazis

[@brendanworthington3888]

I can't believe they called it. That Russia was looking meaty, and Japan wasn't exactly inspiring confidence. They should have at least seen how barb would play out.

[@IceMaverick13]

So many Soviet players don't even want to attempt Barb if they know D-Day isn't coming. It's wild how many of them just completely fold up if there's no D-Day, even if they've got a crazy economy going.

[@mathiaskokholmchristensen9306]

@@IceMaverick13 Allies called it not Russia :)

[@IceMaverick13]

@@mathiaskokholmchristensen9306 And in the same announcement, Dankus asked "What about Russia?" and they said Russia doesn't want to try since the Allies resigned. Hence, Russia players rarely want to try if there's no chance of a D-Day.

[@epiclighthd7655]

@@IceMaverick13 xDDDD Russia was about to start justyfing, allies were just coping 🙂

[@mathiaskokholmchristensen9306]

@@IceMaverick13 I am pretty sure you are wrong since i was russia main ;)

[@filce1232]

Unpopular opinion: Dankus is an above average player

[@pinkcrewmate8103]

Dude no way. Dankus is only one of the players in time

[@bergine8834]

Dankus is the of all time no cap

[@Tom-oj7si]

Popular opinion and true: Dankus is the best Hoi4 competitive player (currently)

[@justduck4504]

@@Tom-oj7si he just is.

[@annurissimo1082]

@@Tom-oj7si I'm not sure if *the* best def ONE OF the best. I haven't seen how some other pros do it so I only have a few hours of watch time to compare to Dankus

[@LiterallyMe91]

The leader of Luxembourg is actually a reference to the hoi4 KZbinr Pydgin, and the pronunciation of his name. He makes really good tutorial content and explains mechanics.

[@DankusMemecus]

aaaaah

[@homefront1999]

That's an interesting idea let Dankus pick either Soviets or Germany. And let's see how many guys can Dankus handle tag-teaming him. Could Dankus beat a 5-player Germany as a solo Soviet?

[@Tom-oj7si]

Dankus getting tag teamed?!? 😵🥵🤤

[@gamerf3643]

@@Tom-oj7si hold up

[@Tom-oj7si]

@@gamerf3643 What that F stand for

[@gamerf3643]

@@Tom-oj7si idk, I just didn’t like my old username so I changed the last part to F

[@decanusseverus8773]

@@gamerf3643 change it to X

[@kinglyknight]

Russian and US players just playing sim city until hours later they surrender

[@euqsad1002]

russia just spend several hours preparing for barb for it to not happen because allies called it lmao how much time wasted

[@edixonvc5101]

Hoi4 in a nutshell, or how usa and Japan players spend like 3 hours waiting for the war just for Germany to capitulate

[@heart4740]

If he can do this, just wait until he realizes how to guard his ports

[@trikmandularlgaming2026]

how to guard your ports?

[@heart4740]

@@trikmandularlgaming2026 against naval invasions

[@Raven-yk7lg]

​@@trikmandularlgaming2026 fallback lines/garrison command

[@yugijoe536]

This giga chad doesn't know the meaning of overkill

[@DankusMemecus]

ehsports

[@huseyinemreeken3024]

Joining a noob game as Germany is like throwing a nuke at average flat

[@RandyHandy09]

When dankus goes to bed he dreams of heavy tanks

[@Anti-Furry-tm4tr]

Beat the Soviets Players by not even fighting them by Mentally Dominating them. E-sport!!

[@democraticrepublicofvaloria]

“Don’t let the Soviet’s grind on you” -Dankus best quote from a Hearts of Iron 4 game and it sounds bad

[@Decrupt]

Rail roads visible like that is really nice.

[@garde1815]

Yes finally showing the mod in use!

[@chaseme6986]

mod link?

[@xanpenguin754]

I that’s because this is a different to normal mod. Normally he Plays tfb Oak or Horst. Occasionally he’ll play r56 rp.

[@GAMC-GHETTO-ANGELS-MC-ON-TOP]

Its funny how your so good they just give up and ban you from playing on that sever

[@AlbatrossMMO]

Basically got told Dankus was gonna meme since people on the server didn't know what they were doing. *proceds to do the most meta shit possible and bring in meta minors* big sadge. GGs tho

[@tylerlambert8400]

Tbh he can't meme when the allies are stacked against him and Japan is japan

[@3dcomrade]

@@tylerlambert8400 you better look up Putin187. Not a HoI4 player,but guy will meme if he can or chat asked to. Dead channel unfortunatrly. Hopefully not one of the conscripts dying in Ukraine

[@AlbatrossMMO]

@@tylerlambert8400 I mean, evidently they weren't stacked against him

[@tylerlambert8400]

@@AlbatrossMMO the axis game is basically free in any game until barb.

[@JosefZeethuven]

@@AlbatrossMMO He was solo germany vs 3 soviet player i dont see how thats not stacked.

[@vyevd8]

hard to believe that tommykay used to be called the "best hoi4 player" and then dankus popped up

[@DirkusTurkess]

They can't ban you from every server. Or can they?

[@AtelierLaoshi]

he isnt banned in reurope hoi4

[@scipioafricanus2212]

The fact they'll ban you for playing well is precisely why I don't waste my time on HOI4 public mp lobbies

[@iwillnoteatzebugs]

They can .

[@DankusMemecus]

idk...

[@czarsalad101]

@@scipioafricanus2212 You play MP at all? (I have no friends 😔)

[@RapDap2333]

He has beaten every shit with only 16 divisions 💀

[@Potzelot]

The swiss cup is such a perfect joke i love it

[@Pydgin]

8:05 quality meme, I approve.

[@Gartenzaun241]

01:00 love how Dankus was irritated hearing a female voice as japan player

[@Tom-oj7si]

He clearly wasn't But he should have been

[@benito1620]

"Female"

[@alexanderraz.]

>female >Paradox Game

[@MrTeddy12397]

>female

[@buzter8135]

🤨 I'm just confused.

[@PfcDupuis]

Hey I made it into a Dankus video with that "is the woman there" wowwwww ahahhha

[@runtav_guz8564]

9:34 Rare Dankus W

[@Bentley-r1v]

best joke in start

[@frankfletcher_1]

"Good ending" No Dobruja?

[@janehrahan5116]

that "im dankus" is pure power radiating.

[@DankusMemecus]

bruh..

[@manualcontrol5581]

You know, I can see why they called it there. If you knew for a fact that you weren't going to win and had the choice of wasting 3-5 (a generous estimation) more hours of your life still playing it through vs just leaving and saying "Fine, gg, you win", I wouldn't blame anyone for going with option 2. I mean, look at what they were facing. A meta'd to high hell Germany and all the other people you guided into Meta builds for their nations vs (As your title says) a bunch a noobs. The only one you were somewhat interested in fighting was the Soviet player and still you were outclassing him on all points. Why bother when the game is no longer fun? Also who in their right mind invited you to this?!

[@LuckFV]

"I'm Albanian" The scariest word ever said

[@timmears5467]

Dankus sounds so bored playing this game. He's done this way too many times

[@NicholasW943]

He shouldn't be playing a major in these noob games. It's fun content, but holy shit does it feel bad to play against one of the best players as a noob. Dankus should stick with minors in noob-friendly lobbies.

[@DankusMemecus]

i think he was sick or something during this one, or maybe just bored idk i forgot when he was sick

[@B.M666]

Imagine a world war with gamers in Military positions like Hoi4 players = Generals Cod&BF players = infantry War thunder players = Pilots, Tank crew, Navy Fortnite = Pioniers and so on. I really enjoy thinking about it, would it be a total clusterfuck or doing kinda well? who knows

[@adamc9834]

Noob game with rodrik on Hungary... Dánkus any time you play a balanced game you get slapped

[@ThugShakers4Christ]

As Germany, you need to focus on your endgame. You need to keep pushing for the Final Solution.

[@cragga9582]

💀

[@peterkurth933]

casual humans doing something hard: Make a tiny step forward in ability, immediately turn around and shit on the ones who havent done that step yet

[@GeneralTrout]

0:41 SOVIET SANDWICH-

[@iserik2144]

your telling me soviet played eco all that time for just not to even fight?

[@tncler]

what game is that at 1:10?

[@zMotte]

I think it's ultimate epic battle simulator, that's the old one there's UEBS 2 now. It's kinda cool worth looking into

[@kommissarvalkyre2054]

"Im Dankus" "Im Albanian"

[@kristofkovacs4005]

babe wake up Dankus posted

[@alexanderraz.]

USSR was playing SimCity for like 5 years lmfaooo

[@jakekn7304]

This reminds me of old tommy Kay

[@lukameliqidze8493]

when dankus is joining noob game we know whats gonna happen

[@needtoknow6423]

Japan sounds a little bit sus...

[@danielhakim9756]

The Axis minor seems chill and ready to listen for instructions

[@EntityVsEntityInteractions]

8:44 Casual 2,146,977 Fighter 2s in stockpile -_-

[@cherry59603]

germany + soviet union - poland = polish sandwich

[@lukavidic9990]

Amazing editing

[@DankusMemecus]

eyyypooooo

[@anoobnoduhgaming9416]

How do you have so many factories?

[@Mc-machanical]

😧😱💀 Dankus no...there children.

[@TheStanislavson]

09:07 Can someone explain to me how they have 2146938 planes in reserve, so much resources and so much everything? How is this happening?

[@fancymalon]

the game is breaking and showing a deficit as a surplus he's in a deficit of 2 million aircraft because he has a bunch of empty air wings- this way the aircraft automatically deploy once produced

[@Thegamer-rr7gk]

Good video Dankus keep up the good work.

[@wetwillyis_1881]

If this is how you do against these guys, I don’t even want to know how you would crush my discord mates.

[@DankusMemecus]

🥶

[@viridiscri9713]

How can you change leaders pictures? Is a mod or a DLC?

[@lampdust1016]

Invading Yugoslavia before Poland=hist

[@paperbackwriter19]

SOMEBODY TELL DANKUS THAT I WANT TO INDULGE IN THAT

[@Armless45]

First I’ve seen of your channel, but I love the neutrality mug

[@kubastachowiak9911]

imagine if dankus changed his nick to TANKUS

[@joshual9976]

Best intro ever

[@cyketrik]

“i’m gonna grind on my tank genital”

[@bloodyburger6023]

Me with 20 hours in hoi4 not understanding anything:

[@sindeon]

Thumbs up for the intro alone.

[@paperbackwriter19]

needless to say i enjoy watching it

[@cedricl.marquard6273]

Bruv joimed a noob game and smoked the allies so hard that tbe Soviets gave up.... poor people....

[@polizeifan5553]

Geil wie er immer olda sagt 😂

[@patron3320]

dankus memecus you are a best hoi player . Like your dedication to win a game .

[@WarsmithValeryain]

Tbh these mods with insane factory count are meh. Any monkey can put 40x factories on a halfway decent medium chassis and do the same. Doing this in Ironman vanilla is truly impressive, but I guess not all of us like that playstyle.

[@aeris5142]

WHAT HAPPENS WHEN TOMMYKAY JOINS A NOOB GAME?

[@Supergforce777]

Calls it before barb lmao

[@tristanholland1]

Some intel here, because i know genlab and he said that Russia players weren't afraid at all and that it was some other random thing which was why it got cancelled.

[@powlman6841]

what's the mod for those red railways?

[@bubblebum7860]

Dankus is one of the HOI4 players

[@electricxplorer]

Bro when ur lend leasing just click the button that sends all of them don't type the number in lmao

[@squidbillie0897]

what is the mods they use in those mp game

[@Orthane]

*Hungarian-Polish Empire*

[@aryeh2361]

Okay 🗿

[@homefront1999]

Hey Dankus. I have a tactic I would love to know your opinions on. Not sure if it's been done before but it fies like this As Italy go for a Gibraltar invasion asap. Then go for a naval invasion of the French West Coastline. I've tried this in like 9 games and has worked well except once due to my bad micro. But in my experience the allies don't expect such an early invasion of Gibraltar. They also don't heavily guard the French Coastline. But this can lead to easy France cap

[@Smiley1967]

did you noticed dankus is wiggeling his butt the whole time you can see his chair moving :D

[@paperbackwriter19]

DANKUS WAS INDEED INVITED TO A NOOB GAME

[@itzdragon636]

bro are you good?

[@Vutulu1]

1:10😂

[@careernerd2135]

Boss, you killed a child.

[@mrcaboosevg6089]

-2.1million Fighters is insane

[@Angezockt]

what´s the name of the song at the start of the video?

[@phq1526]

how tf did he deploy so many divisions at once and so quick? i'm new so

[@czek5453]

DANKUS?

[@Frank-im2ku]

01:10 what game is that?

[@lukesmith8896]

"even greater hungary"

[@euplexia8674]

dankus have mercy on them please

[@magnusludio2741]

Hey, Tankus what mods did you use in this game?

[@lucasquinn1206]

That's what I want to know

[@chucanoris]

Wtf was that fighter stockpile btw

[@truereaper4572]

I think Russia stood a chance at winning considering they had an ungodly amount of factories, shouldn't have called it.

[@WhereTheFunBegins]

Need some Italy content from dankus

[@DankusMemecus]

yes

[@vesai1]

Wtf is with his planes stockpile at 19:10, more than 2mil planes, thats some bug right?

[@90Degrees_]

Why does the spain player sound like a younger alex the rambler lol

[@elmaestro6561]

more important is: IST DAS ERLAUBT?

[@dirtbikeryzz]

My god the sweat.

[@tannersnodgrass5120]

He’s Albanian 🐺🐺🐺