So I streamed some mods for Half-Life...

I feel like Half Life mods are bad for my health.
Twitch: / jollywangcore
Twitter: / jollywangcore
MODS:
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www.moddb.com/mods/na32957
End song:
Half life OST: Closing theme

[@LifeofBoris]

"the headcrabs are mountain dew" is name of my new horror movie

[@bassbusterx]

Life of Boris holy crap, what a surprise to see you here, guess being sicks gives you a bit of free time

[@SachaSydorov]

Boris haha! U want to see my hardbass argentia video? It is on my channel. See you comrade.

[@0xlamon]

Boris, stop acting like a fucking Dave Strider, you are scaring me.

[@arima272]

Wow, what a find

[@sharingan652]

Iiiiiiiiiiis Boris!

[@mje71103]

"That's one less horror in the world." "I'll make it two." Legitimately great pre-mortum one liner.

[@thehunter3889]

1:38

[@temsyod1396]

The part that always kills me with this video is when he tries to skip to the final boss and somehow ends up in Nazi Germany, Xen with that dumbass music playing in the background. His reaction is golden.

[@nikostalk5730]

well, it was a crack-life mod - but spanish (?) version. But can't find the same version as Jolly played.

[@ashtray378]

HELLO, FREENIS

[@Jorni_MOS]

@@nikostalk5730 it got deleted due to racism or offending or some shit idk

[@Marcelelias11]

@@Jorni_MOS Jeez, I wonder why

[@neuronoc.7343]

The part that kills me is the moment in the corridor where all you hear is just demoman "kaBOOOOOOOM"s and autistic squealing with that one "HIJO PUTA"

[@alzheimnewton8299]

4:20 This brings me back some memories of "Crack-Life".

[@GlitchyHunter]

Honestly my favorite part of that video

[@hugoguh1]

420

[@Cristolin]

crack life in spanish

[@Spesnom]

420

[@thegames4565]

Blaze it

[@luckyjames3233]

I don't know why "Freenis" cracks me up so much.

[@lotus7781]

SAME

[@killert41]

MY NAME IS CAPTAIN DICK HEAD

[@WhoEven]

Anyone know what that text-to-speech is?

[@killert41]

@@WhoEven Hello Freenis

[@thegardenofeatin5965]

@@killert41 I HOPE WE DON"T FUCK THIS UP is my favorite.

[@fyrewyre_]

"what language do you speak" "commodore 64" "thats not a language" "0:26"

[@ravensquote7206]

FyreOnix 01101000 01101001

[@newagederpderp]

I legit wasn't' expecting a C64 popup here.

[@AbcdEfgh-dw2bk]

Sorry, but I don't speak PWM.

[@plisehon]

😂

[@kilroy7506]

NewAgeDerpDerp I don’t think any of us were...

[@laguaridadeluxet5654]

The Penguin's voice Guy is Now dead, he was a very known person in Spain ;( Rip Chiquito la calzada

[@joelikespotatoes8321]

F

[@EnclaveFanboy-118]

RIP

[@kiddingrelic2472]

Could you pass me the link of the video where he says ioputa

[@Dovah_Slayer]

Rip

[@Gormathius]

I don’t speak spanish, but I understand enough to be reasonably sure those are some very foul-mouthed penguins. No pun intended.

[@mulwerk8574]

*son [of a] bitch*

[@catacrack9445]

@@patrickbaldeon5225 Congratulations

[@Marin_Karin]

@@patrickbaldeon5225 ok

[@specialunit0428]

@@patrickbaldeon5225 What are they saying?

[@jugodemanzana5660]

@@specialunit0428 they are saying "motherfuckers"

[@Ogryska]

I thought that this mod is normal. 1:39 But 5 bullets in a double barrel shotgun? That crossed the line

[@dragutintheslav-veliki790]

make it 8

[@SpecShadow]

It's like revolver upgrades for Far Cry 3 and FC4 with more than 6 bullets. And other game that I forgot. Or maybe it was some mod for Stalker Callof Pripyat, like Misery2?

[@dimitar4y]

I KNOW RIGHT?

[@trashrabbit69]

Well, duh, the barrel is extra long so you can fit more shells in it. More shells = more firepower. Even Hickok knows that!

[@ferdinand12390]

SpecShadow or the revolver mods for bioshock, that makes a 6 shooter into 24

[@SmileytheSmile]

Ah... I love smell of hot garbage in the morning.

[@MidnightMechanic]

Binyot, is that you??

[@SmileytheSmile]

Midnight Mechanic no its your boy gamegamer96, a famous fortnite outuber

[@ronan8881]

Midnight Mechanic, LOL, You haven’t even heard of gamegamer? He’s one of the most successful fortnite players in the world.

[@SmileytheSmile]

Ronan Vermeulen *snaps fingers* This guy gets it.

[@dilovanser3469]

Smiley the Smile good garbage

[@lolstationvita5922]

1:06 - you expected a headcrab zombie, *BUT IT WAS ME, DIO!*

[@paperyoshi5933]

WRRYYYYYYYYYYY

[@alechis]

shut up

[@aaroncheeseman9652]

yes dio is a old friend

[@abandonedlmao9433]

@@alechis yes lord

[@josephstalin633]

@@abandonedlmao9433 more like daddy

[@Joe0400]

4:27 had me dying.

[@TW-qw5zr]

Same here

[@MrFarenheit]

"IO' PUTA"

[@neonman130]

*Impending wave of little terrorists*

[@jaden7279]

E S T A T U S : E R E C C I Ó N

[@armandox4873]

*S T A T U S : B O N E R

[@davidzepeda9660]

@@armandox4873 FUCK YOU

[@Crazy-qi1gw]

@@davidzepeda9660 Woah there, calm down.

[@davidzepeda9660]

@@Crazy-qi1gw Nu

[@user-xs1us5fr1w]

si

[@Bolloxed]

Added these to the list...think the world deserves to suffer a full Walkthrough with No Deaths and No Commentary of these works of art

[@Dermelles]

Bolloxed no, please no

[@ediondoko8077]

Yes we need some of these bullshit

[@vurhn2009]

Bolloxed when you put 50K to that piece of garbage shot Hunt Down the Worst Half-Life fan made game

[@robertlainsley824]

If you do want to play through the first mod, (which is the one I made, btw) perhaps you should download the latest build first?

[@joshuaromero6620]

Yes

[@MachinimasTLDP]

The penguins yelling “IJOPUTA” literally killed me

[@The.Penguin98]

I tried translating but couldn't find what it meant do u know?

[@nicolasotero8591]

@@The.Penguin98 son of a bitch

[@manuelalvarez5679]

@@The.Penguin98 SONNA BITCH (son of a bitch)

[@MemeReviewer]

Puta means whore so it’s weird

[@TheMC1X]

It's ioputa, chiquito is Andalusian

[@Evanski]

1:58 he ran to turn off the light That is the greatest thing ive ever seen

[@mysterygamer4086]

"I coudn't fit in 9 inches even if i was a super hero" 10/10 B E S T L I N E

[@CasualFire]

2:01

[@AaronKaiMCDNLD]

it sounds like idubbbz saying that, what even is that.

[@Rikhardi]

@@AaronKaiMCDNLD it is

[@stormevans6897]

He says "Who do you think I am? A super hero?"

[@_.-.]

The "IO PUTA" Chiquito penguins are the best thing I've seen all week

[@ZoeyTheSobble]

I love how desensitized jolly is, That he dosen't even question the absurdity of these mods.

[@voodookings1863]

2:39 Leaked audio of Jollys brain cells everytime he plays hard mods

[@Neardayo]

1:15 *WRYYYYYYYYYYYY*

[@Ya_Ruzke]

Neardayo, totally another JoJo reference.

[@RickTheSmugLord]

*WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!*

[@huntergman8338]

You thought it was a zombie, but no, it was me, DIO!

[@valhalanguardsman2588]

He spins like helicopter

[@impostrous]

*T-POSING DIO*

[@SnipingIsAGoodJobMate]

1:10 Dio, the first Joestar that dominated the Spin techniques

[@freshjoe2283]

And he did it before the reset

[@lolwutizit]

skeltal dude While not being a direct descendant, he was adopted by George and later on even sports Jonathan’s body.

[@kittyluvr]

@@skoliosis referred, but he is a Joestar.

[@nicoliedolpot7213]

2:31 the terror known as OVA Dio

[@DiegoGonzalez-mc7mq]

1:08 Hello Dio... *SAIKOU NI HIGH TE YATSU DA*

[@garagegaming625]

Wryyy

[@gasmaskedcitizen]

MUDAMUDAMUDAMUDADAMUDADA! MUDAAA!

[@saturniidspectre]

ok

[@uroboros2066]

For those curious, the voice at 3:16 and the penguin's is from a Spanish comedian called Chiquito de la calzada. I certainly didn't expect him to be in a Half-Life mod XD

"Le hemos puesto el Windows Vista. Es arriesgado, pero de momento funciona bien."

[@_-_-_-_-1Nico1_-_-_-_-]

wow que haces aca? (obio la razon xd )

[@23CrazyG23]

Que bueno saber que no soy el unico en aparecer de este lado de youtube.

[@jaimerodrigo5598]

Pensé que era el único aquí que escribe en español.. Salud

[@jadedragon9262]

What

[@davidcamiloquinterorestrep2162]

llegaste con retraso

[@EarFarce4]

2:02 that kills me EVERY.TIME.

[@notamobilesprout4175]

EarFarce4 Lemmy with samus’ body with Idubbz’ voice

[@GMDTheOnyxGuyEizzX]

1:47 I like how this is the most sane character in the entire mod

[@mystellen]

2:28 sad to see no one else realized that was just a picture of MC Ride for his face lmao

[@trenchcoatbandit]

W I N D O W S V I S T A

[@zippofuegote7723]

trenchcoatbandit es arriesgado, pero de momento funciona bien :)

[@trenchcoatbandit]

if it work, it works

[@SpecShadow]

some wounds never heal

[@ivancrespogomez5777]

Güindows

[@Ponas47]

llegas con R E T R A S O

[@mrjhrock2010]

I'm happy Captain Dickhead is apart of this mod.

[@BrainR0t]

1:47 makes me cry-laugh and I don’t know why

[@ferdinand12390]

So evey time that the solar system aligns, jolly releases a new video

[@bigbro6175]

huh, well shit

[@matapros69]

and montage is worth waiting xD

[@crash2262]

I need those dio zombies

[@sverian4011]

crash2262 they are incredible

[@ArufisuIsRuru]

crash2262 overpowered one

[@CocoTheMii]

“...about 20 minutes ago and I’m still trying to find my files.” *_*BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP_**

[@tylerkmoore159]

"Was that you knocking?" "I didn't even know we still had a door." *Runs away* Jolly: wait where'd you go?

[@MirrorHall_Clay]

That line is hilarious in this context

[@Invades]

2:31 W H O ' S B E E N D R A W I N G D E C K S

[@Dourkan]

HOW DID I MISS THAT HAHAHAHAHAHA

[@HeadlessHorseman8]

Good old joel ❤️

[@zonetropper]

Joel is half life now

[@ElVachyy]

0:09 when a cow welcomes you to the rice fields

[@CombineWatermelon]

a milf cow

[@itscomtops6416]

It's miltank from pokemon if you're wondering

[@husamettinakar2297]

I'm not interested in but I'll take it. Thanks

[@kryzon967]

@@itscomtops6416 miltank*

[@itscomtops6416]

@@kryzon967 thanks im bad at naming pokemon :v

[@eggsalad5656]

0:59 *WHOSBEENDRAWINGDICKS*

[@lando__dickaprio2816]

3:09 “dawaj na ring” mariusz pudzianowski song in the background. Lol

[@stefanraffac4619]

thanks

[@Fatih1999gs]

This isnt normal. Its gonna get worse...just keep watching..

[@ramblecampbell]

1:06 T-posing Dio, something I thought I'd never see an enemy retextured to.

[@bluepikmin6363]

*SAIKO NI HIGH TE YATSU DA*

[@puppet4978]

Nobody: Hairdressers cutting my hair: 0:26

[@erebys21]

The 3d sound moves like that as well.

[@yawn6986]

"HELLO FREENIS. MY NAME IS CAPTAIN DICKHEAD" is one of the best lines I've ever heard in any game.

[@Zejgar]

Ah this brings back memories of your Crack-Life videos. Keep it up, man, you're just as entertaining as ever, and the text+voice combo is spot on. Love you man.

[@5uperM]

1:09 It actually makes sense why the Headcrab zombies are DIO, let me explain. In the 1997 JJBA OVA of Stardust Crusaders (in which this DIO is the main antagonist) in the final battle between Jotaro and DIO there briefly appears a 7up sign, which by weird conicidence in the next shot you can see DIO looking towards the sings direction and similling. Now I'm not sure if it's a fanbase in-joke or was the joke started by a popular streamer Vargskelethor, but what I do know is that from these two shots in the OVA it is joked that DIO likes 7up. What has this have to do anything with this half-life mod? Well, as previously seen headcrabs are retextured into 7up cans, and since it's jocked about that DIO likes 7up, it makes sense why headcrab zombies are retuxtured into DIO.

[@Mothbean]

How long did it take to write that?

[@nicoliedolpot7213]

Its actually Dio's head mounted into Jonathan's body

[@gopher3572]

Nerd

[@nicoliedolpot7213]

That also means Jonathan is 7up

[@corrupt558]

@@gopher3572 Are you a fucking second grader?

[@lowbudgetprod]

If anybody is looking for the song at 5:22/5:24, it's a mix of Catgroove & Everyday I'm Shuffling. The one used in the video is a direct rip of Everyday I'm Catgroove by Mincho1994.

[@JelloPuddingMaster]

"About 20 minutes ago and I'm still trying to find my files." *accursed screech* aaaAAaah

[@sweetspicy3575]

"Hello and welcome *TO THE RICE FIELDS MOTHERFUCKER* I'm your holographic assistant" I'm so done with this one

[@Mirka-]

What's time code please?

[@MrLego3160]

@@Mirka- start the video.

[@kriskrzemgameplay192]

@@Mirka- It's about 15 seconds in you idiot

[@matic4175]

Hunt down the Freeman: Forever (2018) ~ First Gameplay

[@PatgaW609]

0:34 What is that text-to-speech voice? Where can I get it? WHERE?! btw: FREENIS

[@he7q329]

I also want to know

[@PatgaW609]

@Kilroy the Killjoy OMG thank you, it's just golden to synthesize weeb shiet 😂

[@The.Penguin98]

*i hope we don't fuck this up*

[@notamobilesprout4175]

Willfromafar

[@Serucipe]

I don't know, but Captain Dickhead is a reference to a podcast called Sleepycast.

[@s4antymendezzz406]

5:50 south park en español

[@TiredOfYoutube]

0:35 My sleepycast detectors are off the charts.

[@liamkyzer6210]

What text to speech voice is that?

[@leksasdf]

0:39 song is Rjd2 - Ghostwriter for anyone looking.

[@YTMMS-hy6mz]

Thenks

[@lowbudgetprod]

Know what the song at 5:22 is?

[@rudyhamilton7226]

TheTrueOJL Parov Stelar-catgroove

[@bostonian4650]

Nice

[@Mortarmouth2009]

He walks out of the room and the first thing he sees is a miltank. I wanted to forget about whitneys battle

[@teppet4119]

Enemy: Cleary a pokemon just like in the games Jolly: F U R R Y D E T E C T E D

[@lycanrocvevo147]

braix

[@whatevernamegoeshere3644]

Digimon, pokemon and mlp characters are all furries, you're just in denial

[@lycanrocvevo147]

@@whatevernamegoeshere3644 not really but they do have there ups and downs and I just stay away from those negative standards

[@alechis]

@@whatevernamegoeshere3644 NO.

[@amper_not_ampere]

​@@whatevernamegoeshere3644Furry is a fandom. Everything outside the Fandom is *not* considered a furry. You can just call them anthro.

[@audixas1]

Isn't the second one just a reskin of Crack-Life?

[@speed4414]

Audixas yee

[@bit8248]

It's a mod for a mod

[@DamianQualshy]

I guess it is very similar to Crack-Life so, maybe it's like Bit said.

[@x7y2k12]

Damian it's not simmilar, it's the same mod with other textures and sound files.

[@DamianQualshy]

OKAY IT IS, SO WHAT? *triggers hard* *depression intensifies*

[@austin7011]

2:09 “Is that a furry?” - Jolly

[@nickolascrousillat4265]

*was*

[@delcaprascalar1860]

erai

[@bwaaf7575]

Not so surprising in 21-st century, yeah?

[@bob_animal_crossing]

my favourite part of the vid

[@awesomegmodvideos1]

@DUST_SANS_YT yes

[@enigma2536]

You thought it was a zombie BUT IT WAS ME *_DIO_*

[@TheStickBall25]

Nice video. My congratulations to the person in charge of the subs. I liked how they got the spanish translation and references.

[@ag23415]

3:55 Top 10 Rage Screams of all time.

[@aendranireho6038]

Samus-thing : "That's one less horror in the world" Jolly : "I'll make it two" (Proceeds to kill the Samus-thing) Jolly you savage

[@itscomtops6416]

Jessie and James: prepare for trouble and make it double In a apparel universe: That's one less horror in the world... Jolly: Make it two

[@thiesvanderkooij8421]

I like that you use the credits song, because a credits song has a “its (finally) over” vibe. Of like driving off into the sunset and getiing out of there.

[@anonmcincognito4692]

Chiquito penguins, amazing

[@gt362gamer]

El mejor mod de la historia. El gritito de Chiquito es inigualable.

[@0pinion8ted]

0:39 RJD2 - Ghostwriter ...at least they have good taste in music.

[@brewedjuice494]

David Levey holy fuck it was irritating me so much i couldnt think who it was. you are a god.

[@coldzero8584]

Damn that is groovy as fuck

[@superjunkieball8831]

I noticed that as well! It's awesome knowing someone else in the comments knows good music.

[@alexanderchon9058]

Out of everything that I have to see, a T-posing and spinning DIO is something that I didn't expect

[@bobbyisland]

4:20 i bet jolly got a tidal wave of ptsd once that soundbite played

[@Legojake94]

DAMU DAMU DAMU DAMU DAMU

[@Legojake94]

WRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

[@ouroboros7466]

A man of culture i see

[@bigbro6175]

you love my comment i made then

[@Helldragon64]

MUDADADA

[@Cerebrums]

How can he be a man of culture when he didnt even spell it right. Begone normie

[@GewelReal]

0:16 General Kenobi!

[@LiLSinistar420]

The part with penguins absolutely killed me, I was dying so hard. 😂 4:27

[@erad5]

4:55 top tier death sound

[@Helpertin]

"Thats one less horror in the world" "I'll make it two" My sides are hurt.

[@PineberryLive]

That legit sounds like a great action movie; ‘Nazis vs Penguins’.

[@Mickocarbomb]

having watched part three already, i can say, i love this part of the mod, just this part.

[@trindalas]

That’s one less horror in the world... “Ill make it two” *shoots “guard”* Lolllllll

[@stickpage8604]

Something tells me that the scientist at 2:19 is MC Ride... I don't know man, my balls just tingle every time I look at his eyes.

[@crullestcow5395]

It's strange to watch footage from a stream I was there for, you realise how much good stuff gets left out.

[@FoxyBoxer512]

I wish I could've seen the whole livestream, This was something else.

[@Player1-up]

Muda-da.

[@RandomCzechDude135]

Kono DIO Da! >:D

[@neonman54]

Psycho ni high!!!

[@thedevistater211]

Yare Yare Daze

[@criztofen115]

5:48 Este programa es ireal y grosero, Las voces celebres son pobres imitaciones y debido a su contenido nadie lo debe ver... South park opening advertise in spanish...

[@somefries3101]

lol

[@fabriciorojas5648]

Ola campeón

[@davidzepeda9660]

@@fabriciorojas5648 No habla español.

[@cristianleiva-ramirez4239]

This is why we love you Jolly, you play the shit no one else wants to.

[@Hoggod]

When they start speaking Spanish. *KOWALSKI ANALASIS

[@tamasperci4168]

Kowalski: *explodes*

[@TheMC1X]

*ioputa's away from existence*

[@satan1808]

Le hemos puesto el windows vista, es arriesgado pero de momento funciona bien. Atte: voz de Juan en Loquendo.

[@juandis1410]

xD

[@nnnnnnnmnm]

ubuntu

[@BedrockPerson]

Wangcore, in two years of viewership, this was the first time I've watched you live. I can confidently say I will never make that mistake again. Well done mate.

[@Maxiter]

That was absolutely beautiful. We need more mods like these.

[@sleeper2695]

3:43 when jumpscare face become melee weapon....

[@pokesonav]

Headcrabs jumping with Joel's "Who's been drawin DIECKS" is just the best

[@unluckycatfish6866]

"NO YIFFING! NO! BAD!"

[@aeroblu2002]

You do realize that being a furry isn't about yiff right?

[@aeroblu2002]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/aZmcpIJnbKiJb6M

[@ponderouspanda8266]

OwO

[@chillcatking9866]

Sixrow guess you'd know how that feels

[@unluckycatfish6866]

Ben, dont take the internet seriously

[@gamerduck1598]

Thank god he uploaded it before that whole bath thing. Quack

[@theanglerfish]

its absolutely great! i love all your vids about HL i can watch it again and again :D awesome! :D

[@chibixxxscrublordsxxx6148]

I like how every time Jolly turns around, the penguins are closer than before and higher in pitch. xD

[@Valinypse]

Ver este video siendo un latinoamericano es una experiencia muy distinta. Es muy chistoso ver a angloparlantes tratando de subsistir en el humor en español.

[@194_SS]

Te doy toda la razón. Sinceramente, creo que una de las cosas más divertidas es que los pingüinos decían (o gritaban) "HIJO PUTA" pero todos los comentarios parecen ignorarlo.

[@guillermomoran9413]

Pensé lo mismo en la parte del loquendo xD

[@theanalogkid3763]

Usted dice la verdad amigo!

[@hellyeavesx]

SiXD

[@sosiggamer5628]

Back to Mexico you go

[@rixonite6122]

WHOS BEEN DRAWING DIKS?

[@ladyselin35]

Ralts

[@emonookie]

JOEL

[@zack-9506]

2:55 *That could be a secret message of some sort...*

[@met9148]

Google SexualLobster. You would not regreat.

[@CasualFire]

According to the subtitles, the song is called "Passion Of The Manwhore" and if you'll excuse me, I have to go reset my autocorrect to make sure that phrase never appears on my phone again.

[@AbuHajarAlBugatti]

@@CasualFire no its Dance of the Manwhore

[@lordduckulous5240]

Watching this with captions on adds so much

[@vissova]

You know, as crazy as these mods are, they never seem to go so far as to start replacing textures in the maps, like the walls and floors. It disappoints me to not see Dickbutts lining the walls and goatse doors.

[@2001lrDark]

XDD ME CAGUÉ CUANDO LO ESCUCHÉ HABLAR ESPAÑOL

[@DiegoRamirez-io1uv]

A mi casi me da un infarto :v

[@litsoul6427]

"Hola capullo, llegas con retraso" 10/10

[@mikkempty665]

Soul Core Arcade gracias we xd. Aunque las voces de los scientist y barney son de un español llamado "tio paco" en youtube

[@polifonikastudio]

Le instalamos el Windows Vista, de momento va bien LOL

[@craisert]

5:48 Este programa es irreal y grosero, las voces celebres son pobres imitaciones, y debido a su contenido nadie lo debe ver

[@NoodleCollie]

2:13 I almost spat my gin out.

[@gh0stbn356]

Furry

[@Nova-vk5qb]

@@gh0stbn356 So? People can be what they want lmao

[@zaidankreshnandi255]

Hah lol

[@godsdrunkestdriver15]

@@gh0stbn356 yeah bro stfu

[@ammagon4519]

It's the furry

[@rokcris7313]

That dio spinning attack was gold