So I streamed some mods for Half-Life 2...

I am aware one of the mods is for Black Mesa and not half life 2. Sue me.
Twitch: / jollywangcore
Twitter: / jollywangcore
MODS (in order of appearance).
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End song:
Spanish Flea - Herb Alpert

[@TheSterMan01]

"Permission to use automatic weapons." "Granted." *Shotgun blast*

[@EthyrianDream]

*Uhh Jim, Jim that is NOT an automatic weapon*

[@Felipe_Castilho]

Well he was using the spaz, it can be shot on automatic or semi automatic so he wasnt wrong :p

[@jupitercentre1029]

i thought the Spas-12 was either shot on pump action or semi-auto? Maybe i read something wrong.

[@zydel6159]

@@jupitercentre1029 You have to pump when you reloading all of the shells. Otherwise its semi auto.

[@scott_hunts]

Also wrong. It has an optional pump action for specialty ammo like tear gas, taser rounds, rubber buckshot, etc. it can be used either way with regular ammo.

[@ryaquaza3offical]

He will not divide us! *gets divided in two by a katana*

[@darksoulsismycity]

He will not divide us But the power of Jolly's holy Blade of anime will

[@reeee4336]

move out everybody! *legend has arrived*

[@reeee4336]

Jolly's *Furry Blade* - even stronger than Holy Anime Blade.

[@mikeoxlong1395]

Behold the power of glorious Nipponese steel, folded for thousands of times in the flames of mount Fiji.

[@namewip4543]

What is this mod

[@PotatoBullets115]

Watcha gonna do? *PERMISSION TO USE AUTOMATIC WEAPONS, SIR?*

[@tim76011]

Granted

[@tireguy]

Ok, *_let's fuck him up boys_*

[@tim76011]

Proceeds to shoot intensly

[@nukclear2741]

Should've expected that.

[@totallyrealrye1245]

*Uhhhmm nope m a t e*

[@scmmlamarre7018]

Normal people: He will not divide us! Some guy into his mic: H E W I L L N O T D I V I D E U S

[@doshile]

*burp* hewill not divide usssss

[@user-uo8ny1kj4c]

oh hey look its a 2013 roblox profile pic!

[@s.isgrig7708]

*H E W I L L N O T D I V I D E U S*

[@sperman6621]

this is now the propery of kekistan!

[@user-xb1wh5mt4l]

CS GO teammates be like. Really, they have either a squeaky voice or a weird mic.

[@matthewmullinax6026]

"I had a cat once." *Shoves picture of cat in face.* "Just look at him"

[@ayylmao7999]

WOW YOU WATCHED THE VIDEO TOO? THATS INSANE!

[@RedL39]

cant blame him its a nice cat

[@kedarunzi9139]

@@ayylmao7999 WOW, YOU ALSO MADE A MORONIC COMMENT? HOW INSANE?

[@joeyd143]

@@kedarunzi9139 WOW, YOU CAN STAND THESE DUMBASS COMMENTS THAT STATE THE EXACT SAME THING THAT HAPPENED IN THE VIDEO?

[@kedarunzi9139]

@@joeyd143 WOW, YES

[@Sir_Stalwart]

If anyone is interested in what the addidas warrior @1:10 said, it's Swedish. "Gothenburgian", judging by the accent. He says "Jag är här för att ge dig kalla kårar och mina vänner ska skrämma dig till tårar!" It's a rhyme that's roughly translates to "I'm here to give you chills and my friends will scare you to tears.". As to what it actually means, I'm as clueless as the next guy...

[@Sir_Stalwart]

@@agrobabb4943 På gränsen till underförstått.

[@wamuuthepoleperson168]

The voiceline was taken from a game where you play as a ghost so it clears things up more

[@memeskatt1767]

inget sätt att ni alla svenska här

[@Sir_Stalwart]

@@memeskatt1767 Yes way.

[@memeskatt1767]

@@Sir_Stalwart oooooookay, that's rare

[@DogeBoi-ut6kv]

"I Wanna Watch John Wick" *Eating Bullets* "This Is Not Very Impressive So Far"

[@griffindeathmonster1653]

NOM NOM NOM I DO THAT ALL THE TIME

[@asdscbwebevaqw7657]

@F.u.c.k Go.ogl.e wha?

[@thearcheovistofsolkeeperof6326]

Maybe he will shit tank rounds?

[@lunasagaming5801]

@F.u.c.k Go.ogl.e f u shut up and worry about yourself I worry about my kind :)

[@lunasagaming5801]

@@asdscbwebevaqw7657 Much hate Such ****** Many idiot He should just shut up

[@AlexeiVoronin]

Gosh, this must be the Half-Life 2 equivalent of Terry WADs. But he will not divide us!

[@what8827]

Ey you like doom?

[@AlexeiVoronin]

@@what8827 Of course.

[@tonnentonie2767]

What is a terry wad? Terry's a modder or a group of wads?

[@AlexeiVoronin]

@@tonnentonie2767 - It's something like a troll map for Doom. A really, really annoying troll map that seems normal at first, but then suddenly devolves into utter insanity when you least expect it. Terry WADs often use some of the tricks that theseHL2 mods employ - bright colors, unbearably loud music, unavoidable death traps, etc.

[@tonnentonie2767]

@@AlexeiVoronin nice, I'll check it out

[@toasterbathboi6298]

The cat thing had me laughing harder than I have in a long time

[@howtoeatchildren7679]

Yes same I absolutely loved it

[@NarokathCrimzonAE]

1:11 "Och mina vänner ska skrämma dig till tårar." Translation: "And my friend will scare you to tears."

[@mrartyomych8504]

Alexander Engström Swedish?

[@AKK5I]

ALLAH MIT SVERIGE ANELE Clap

[@aoneko6813]

Yes. Swedish.

[@ishouldgetalif3]

vad i helvete...

[@diabalotia]

"WOahhh HO HOR YOOOHRRR haaree Ferrler Cul la corrula och mina vänner ska skrämma dig till tårar Ho Ho HO HOOAA HO HOHO Hore"

[@Gatorjim]

"I have a /pol/ open."

[@Ant-vu2tx]

That warrants immediate death

[@KelpTheGreat]

Yep, that sure is a direct quote from this episode that you've inexplicably typed out into a comment, without adding anything meaningful to it.

[@supernintendochalmers3385]

@@KelpTheGreat Why are you so snarky about a comment made half a decade ago?

[@Blaze6108]

Btw if you're curious the command to kill everything in the map is: ent_fire npc_* setHealth 0 or if you want to have fun: ent_fire npc_* ignite or if you want to crash the game: ent_fire * kill

[@ledumpsterfire6474]

Ahh, that command just retrieved fine memories of the days of console coding map objects in early Gmod RP servers, forcing an admin to reset the server because nobody knew how the fuck to stop all the doors on the map from setting you on fire when you opened them.

[@alkestos]

@@ledumpsterfire6474 😂

[@justanedit001]

_I come from Britain and I can 100% guarantee you that British Police most definitely always gain the permission to use Assault Weaponry on lonely civilians to keep them from civil pursuit around a unauthorised area_ *Amen to this game getting it right factually and thank you JW for showing this game to the uncurious public*

[@deeznucz8639]

London.

[@alkestos]

Yes, the British police officers are known to always carry big caliber, high fire rate automatic rifles. Always armed to teeth. That’s British police, alright.

[@thepeanut2681]

some cops have in britan have shit all and others are basicly the military

[@neikoo7785]

1:08 "IM HERE TO GIVE YOU CHILLS, AND MY FRIENDS SHALL SCARE YOU TO TEARS" Sounds better in Swedish

[@LeadingMole058]

8:24 and so began Jolly’s war with gravity.

[@EnSkithogSager]

There are a lot of comments saying what those swedish lines translates to, but no one seems to know where they originate from. The Swedish bit is actually from an old game! It was called "Gasten" in which you play as a ghost that has to lift a curse from a haunted theme park. These voicelines that are in the video are spoken by the evil clown Belzebub, the main enemy of the game! I don't think it was made in Sweden though... the name translates to "The Ghost" but I don't think that is the english title. Just in case anyone was interested! Ofta det var så här många svenskar som kollar på Jolly Wanker?

[@Ethorbit]

Don't see those comments anywhere.

[@swaghettimemeballs4420]

Oh yeah we definitely exist.

[@ecraftanbermudez8609]

Du vet det

[@loganreed9340]

DUDE I played this game like 15 years ago, but I never remembered its name and this haunted me for years. You're my fucking hero right now. I remember it was creepy as hell, it'll definitely be an experience to replay it in 2020.

[@AK3601]

Då och då.

[@JollyWangcore]

Also sorry for butchering whatever language was being spoken at 1:10. Just kinda ball parked it.

[@Boulderslord]

A Jolly Wanker its ok i still love your videos they give me that smile

[@SouthwestAvian]

A Jolly Wanker I think this is worst with the mic I liked the text better

[@hatknuckles3658]

davidlittle gaming it was a livestream. The only other times he uses a mic is with rom hacks because the text won't work. But its kind of hard to edit text while you are live streaming.

[@oz_jones]

I think it was Swedish

[@totallymatte1536]

it was indeed Swedish.

[@Thats_Cool_Jack]

that is accurate representation of what happened at he will not divide us

[@thename9390]

This is what should have happened

[@fulcrum2951]

He will not divide us

[@Anonymous-73]

He will not divide ussss

[@Vollification]

"Meet up with /pol/ for the protest." ...

[@mr.personalspace7831]

my favorite basket weaving forum.

[@kallekauppinen35]

based and redpilled

[@kedarunzi9139]

ugh

[@phantomaviator1318]

us divided he

[@PaperMario]

meeting up with the gigachads

[@Santana_Z31]

1:45 HE WILL NOT DIVIDE US! *Gets Divided*

[@gabijota11]

It was Trump obviously

[@astrex4593]

1:08 The things he says i can actually translate to English. Muhahaha, i´m here to give you the "creeps" And my friends will scare you to tears! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA... And then you killed him

[@carlsjolund2379]

He was speaking Swedish. SVENSK FAN!!!

[@juandalepringle2686]

KOM IGEN DÅ

[@weirdfish8251]

Glad att ja förhoppningsvis inte är den ända göteborgar’n

[@AK3601]

Henrik Möller - Malmöfestivalens undergång

[@stafras]

Fläsk-pensel

[@Zejgar]

That guy at 0:36 is playing a game called "LAB: Still Alive" on his right monitor there. A man of culture, I see.

[@theonlyplain]

Its Gary Smith, how could you not know that?

[@ApertureLabs]

Indeed!

[@MYSTICWOLFZOMBIE]

I saw that out of the corner of my eye and i almost spilled my entire bottle of carbonated water.

[@gavindyer2256]

@F.u.c.k Go.ogl.e Geez. A bit unnecessary

[@gasolinedrinker9170]

F.u.c.k Go.ogl.e Heheheh, fuck off.

[@junkmail103]

7:15 the fact that this isn’t scripted is amazing

[@ramblecampbell]

0:47 Damn, I forgot Rikka was in this mod...

[@Redemptive101]

"I am aware one of the mods is for Black Mesa and not half life 2. Sue me." *LAWSUIT FILED*

[@HellishSpoon]

9:07 Jolly.exe has stopped. Your laugh sounds like a very silent fan.

[@walibite6115]

"Uh! Permission to use automatic weapons over! **Realises mistake** granted!" "Let's fuck him up bois!"

[@itscomtops6416]

The flame beast *appears*... jolly :Panik Cat : I'm about to end with this man's whole sanity

[@eversonrodrigues6429]

We need cry of fear custom maps.

[@kokomokoko7679]

Everson Rodrigues Yes.

[@sethmiller2797]

I'm really glad you take the time to put funny captions in these videos! It makes me laugh so hard the way you spell it so I can understand the situation even while being deaf! Thank you and please continue to make funny videos

[@MetalGames95]

Crazily underrated channel, I come back once in a while for some good laughs and have the notification bell on obviously! Wish he would upload more often.

[@user-qc6pg6ef6h]

Finally! A realistic representation of the true power of Katana.

[@iguanaboi3921]

Jolly finds a Sword There were no survivors

[@ketchup_lube]

This is beautifully crafted art :'1

[@Gebunator]

You know, while I'm used to your videos having just text to convey your WTFery.. Your voice is actually good, not to mention you refrain from the LP'ers way of screaming like inane little infant at everything. So, what I'm trying to say.. Good job mate, keep 'em coming whenever you can!

[@darksoulsismycity]

0:48 * A Jolly Wangcore has attained the power of G O D and A N I M E on his side! * ATK increased!

[@Blackheartedhethan]

It is a joy to see you uploading more regularly, Godspeed you nutter. Happy New Year!

[@smallgay]

"I cant decide what drink I want from this machine. Maybe *AUUGH* "

[@liderc9948]

"Who's been drawing D I C K S ???" Uncle Joel, windows destruction

[@vanetta8644]

The poster in the wall is from the anime "Oreimo"

[@sbvinyl910]

why do you sound exactly like i thought you would?

[@sbvinyl910]

Gordon Nukem Come to me son, papa make you feel real good ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@flare0080]

Scoot scoot scootaloo!

[@FirestormDDash]

Ikr?

[@lorekeeper685]

[SB] Vinyl mew?

[@Onehandguy]

Ummm..... Because um because WHY THE FREAKIN NOT

[@Omega172]

I love you man. Your videos never fail to brighten up my day :D

[@QuinnActually]

holy shit, you just gave me new life i didn't know spanish flea was the name of that song

[@nathanvaughn9284]

I want more modders to tell me about their pets while I play their mod. That way I could get to know them better.

[@THM_Somedude]

Holy shit, the moment from the notification I clicked it.

[@dot.2985]

The fastest moment i realised this comment is not so original

[@kingping7848]

Nice earthbound part though

[@localmilf.]

Justin Desousa n

[@yeegz7479]

m

[@12KTOYOTA]

toaster

[@yeegz7479]

pot

[@DEWGGaming]

_what is this?_

[@MariusSn0en]

My friend introduced me to this channel. It got so much awesome content and i love it! Keep up the good work mate! You make me laugh hard xD

[@clancy9853]

The first mod is basically the whole 2016 internet memescape condensed in one video

[@Bob_Ender]

God I love your voice

[@Riboflav1n]

Malachi Casad gay... also I have a boner

[@4321hubel]

Gaaaaaaaaaayyyyy

[@agentrex9004]

2:05 top 10 best crossovers ever in video games

[@samvimes9510]

First mod had me feeling nostalgic. That HWNDU protest was one of the funniest things I've ever witnessed in my life, /pol/ literally drove Shia LaBeouf insane. The doofus kept trying to protect his little flag and /pol/ kept tracking it down. At one point he planted it in the middle of bumfuck nowhere TN and /pol/ tracked it down via airplane trails, constellations and local wildlife calls. After that he ended up going full blown innawoods and stayed in a cabin in Finland armed with a baseball bat to keep people from fucking with his flag.

[@trashrabbit69]

I thought "Intellectual Techno Hell" was going to be a commentary on how Aphex Twin fans are like the Juggalos of electronic music.

[@ThePlanIDKFA]

When that leg flew from that explosion i laughed so hard.

[@MrBones256]

Ahhhh, I remember this stream. Good times.

[@hatknuckles3658]

Daemon Afterdark yah that stream was pretty lit

[@screamofsodak6562]

Regardless of what some of these guys say, I think the streaming vids are fucking awesome, definitely got me rolling with that “KOBE!” (pronuounced koh-bee by the way, brother says it all the time)

[@karito_karma]

I frickin love your channel XD

[@p.j.1963]

*He will not divide u....*

[@TheNintendobomb]

3:33 holy shit this dude did it before hunt down the freeman

[@Paul20661]

watching this vid in april 2020 jolly: Koobbeee 7:15 me:checks the date.yeah we good

[@arjeiv]

this is the stuff that motivates me to get up in the morning

[@swordman8959]

2 years later and I still find it funny someone made a HWNDU mod Wonder if they ever adapted it's sequels

[@Yawyna124]

7:19 Oh god, I'm dying! Perfect!

[@13thephantom]

I enjoy your channel way too much

[@Paul20661]

watching this in april 2020 jolly:kobeeee 7:15 me checks the date of the vid: yeah we good

[@GooseMcBruce]

Wait is A Jolly Wanker just a second channel of DeSinc?

[@Liam-vu7wo]

Who is desinc?

[@sunfl0wer_988]

@@Liam-vu7wo a man who uses epic tricks and glitches to speedrun through half life games

[@ChadWienerstorm]

@@Liam-vu7wo game breaker

[@artyom2801]

That payday 2 John wick model LMAO.

[@-AGC-]

Love your vids man

[@korvameister5874]

Always nice to hear when someone goes from text to using their voice. Didn't expect your voice to be that low; I like it though!

[@nekkowe]

Gosh, look at these sad people so allergic to human contact, they can't stand listening to the silky smooth sounds of your voice. Can't relate.

[@featurelength5086]

I don't hate his voice, in fact this is probably one of my fave videos of his. IMO it was just something about the text-only reactions that made his videos funnier to me.

[@nekkowe]

+Feature Length I enjoy either, but that's a fair take

[@tylerreid2063]

I was going the silkiness of his voice but someone beat me too it. I also happen voice and no voice.

[@TheRuss16]

I love the voice., those are just kids complaining who squeal a lot or people that are just jealous cause' they can't have a voice like him.

[@ZombifiedBuizel]

Honestly I prefer voice over text. After 8 years of watching Let’s Plays I much prefer hearing their reactions over reading it. So I really can’t understand the complaints. Actually I’ve seen similar complaints on Let’s Plays. These idiots complain that the person talks too much and should shut up. They don’t understand the concept of a Let’s Play.

[@cooldude7255]

7:53 that music is just Megolovania but with Joel from Vinesauce talking about Drawing Dicks. "WHO'Z BEEN DRAWING DICKS?"

[@meroune3133]

Yes

[@vissova]

I was worried hearing your voice would ruin it, but for some reason the voice you have is just perfect.

[@pingasmcdingas3756]

Great video, keep it up Jolly

[@bit8248]

"Live another day, Prepare you defens....awwww" *This should help.*

[@Zhenchat]

3:06 pictures taken before disaster.

[@davidreed1871]

love how love chunibyo and other dilusions was playing on the monitor by the door

[@TheHoagie13]

Why do I rewatch/rerun his videos SO GODDAMN MUCH?? *"Oye douuun't knooouuuw!!"*

[@saxo9266]

0:22: I literally died by laughing so fucking hard

[@Zurxor]

What the hell is garry smith doing in half life?

[@islanduntomyself]

why this series goddamnly fun to me

[@mrwyattloveall]

I like the videos with you talking in them.

[@MattDeRac]

0:34 Love that Oreimo poster

[@BenersantheBread]

And Chuunibyou on the TV at 0:56

[@gnome5853]

Anime is trash and so am I.

[@MrRikersBeard]

Better Chuunibyou thsn Oreimo

[@recklesflam1ngo968]

MattDeRac hehe incest

[@squashedkebab6927]

the comments here are real chuunibyou

[@blake7110]

"Permission to use auttomatic weapons" Oh no

[@Kalitear]

You are literally my new favorite youtuber :"D

[@garderay9994]

The frustration in your voice after getting the TV to the teleporter i felt that with that F U C K I N G Garden Gnome from Episode 2 iirc.

[@BiskyYy]

Hey wancore domyou know the song on the 2:41 part of the video pls reply i need to know it if anukne knows it reply to me

[@brendancappelli2611]

The Gaming Biscuits darude sandstorm

[@ps4fan794]

I had a choice... 1: Watch the long awaited sequel to Jeffy the rapper 2:OR this... I choose both

[@DiginauterZockt]

The leg flying up was perfect

[@sa3doz]

6:38 needle: you spin me right round baby right round *lafing*

[@Mi40xD]

Holy shit it's DeSinc.

[@AtlasFox_]

4:12 this part always gets me

[@angrypolishman8216]

I love this series

[@DeathReaper42069]

Dude your content is amazing

[@someguywalkingdownthestree8598]

0:40 Gary Smith ?

[@Based-wn9jg]

"Kobe!" oof

[@Alto_C]

the automatic weapons bit was great

[@etz80808yy]

happy new year dude

[@nthhazelspark1792]

1:06 He's speaking swedish!!

[@bosamanReal]

0:39 Why is Gary Smith there?

[@xpertminigun5586]

1:44 He will not divide us! (Gets dropped by a building) LMAO. . . btw I love the voice keep it up.

[@aethelsteadtheunsteady450]

Your videos were really funny when it was just subtitles and the subtle Oceanic accent makes them even better. Great channel.