So I won the Minecraft talent show...

[@Hackerackerackeracker]

"Where there's a will" *makes direct eye contact with Wilbur*

[@skylarkuznetsov2354]

I wanted to like the comment, but you already have a perfect number.

[@nathanpixelkid]

@@skylarkuznetsov2354 about that.

[@smallshrimpin6939]

I would have been terrified

[@willywijayaa]

There's a *bur*

[@omniphysical]

*"It was enough to make any grown man cry"*

[@FitMC]

My llama staring at you after every punchline made this 10x funnier

[@toungebone]

First

[@adamhoglund9871]

Ok pants

[@joffreyabad1981]

Your trauma llama

[@jeremiahespinoza1644]

Ok pants

[@john27638]

You know what made it even funnier? That there were no punchlines

[@uwuisgood9748]

He didn’t include when they all left and Wilbur snuck in and just stared at Shlatt in the darkness while he tells more jokes.

[@jmeahd1953]

Do you know if there's a video that has that already?

[@Dakodyyy]

JmeaHD kzbin.info/www/bejne/oonNiHh4mbOMl7M

[@jmeahd1953]

@@Dakodyyy thank you!

[@starpop3737]

*prison*

[@eanakay9510]

I laughed so hard in that

[@WarpedForest]

"Where there's a will..." *looks at Wilbur*

[@killerashtray1396]

Voxel Draqon jschlatt has malicious intent

[@bigshrimpin1322]

666 likes

[@callowrat]

O H H A H A HA

[@frisolaxod3835]

Voxel Draqon there’s a schlatt” “Willschlatt

[@brionnab8472]

Voxel Draqon bruh I thought of him too when he said that

[@DansOtherClone]

Nothing exudes more comedic energy than jschlatt's monotone voice

[@fernne2961]

Oml

[@kymachim6053]

His minecraft skins expression makes it so much better aswell

[@mylesj3574]

Other than THE FORBIDDEN MIC OF THE FUNNY

[@dice6541]

Steven Wright energy

[@nathanpixelkid]

on reverb.

[@J0hnzie]

I'm honestly kindof concerned about the sub-story in these half jokes. "My girlfriend told me to go out and get her something that makes her look sexy." "I've spent the last four years searching for my ex-girlfriend's killer." "There's no domestic violence going on."

[@t8ercreator650]

Oh no

[@theweakestbrazilianmale3398]

''How´s pizza gonna get a job now?''

[@Nobody-707]

@@theweakestbrazilianmale3398 yeah im concerned about that one too

[@theweakestbrazilianmale3398]

Anyone who uses jokes from Carson is not to be trusted.

[@Nobody-707]

@@theweakestbrazilianmale3398 Anyone who uses that joke specifically shouldnt be trusted.

[@kylesch]

I guess this proves that literally anything that schlatt says is funny

[@diamondtrapeze]

Sushi not only that, but by simply tapping his mic on accident made Travis flip out

[@tapaingawalker5321]

Sushi because it’s Schlatt

[@Dezte]

@@diamondtrapeze Literally him doing nothing made Traves flip out

[@Dezte]

@@diamondtrapeze Twice

[@lieutenantsirwetard7210]

*schlatt walk*

[@hoddtoward2671]

Pete coming in only to lose his mind laughing is what really killed me

[@hoddtoward2671]

you seem to be confusing me with someone else, I am merely a consumer of media, like you!

[@awfullysomething]

@@hoddtoward2671 nice try Todd we all know its you

[@riffraff2830]

Hodd Toward Todd you can’t fool us

[@DylskiM8]

Guys this is obviously regular media consumer Hodd Toward! Not Todd Howard!! It says it in his name!

[@xnikmkw]

@Zoe DePaul 6:51

[@Lyhiel1108]

I like how shlatt didn’t include the part where willbur said “is... is he just looking at me?” When shlatt said “where there’s a will” and looked at him so when traves laughed it seemed like he just started bursting out laughter

[@panpanea7232]

During the stream I think Wilbur was muted at that part because you couldn’t hear him say it in Carson’s stream

[@inuyubi]

wilbur was muted but ok

[@plushsaku]

Brother. I have found you.

[@Emeraldwonder]

3:20

[@suirennyabana9147]

Wood fired pizza

[@ironpro7217]

'I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather' *entire room bursts into laughter*

[@ratinajar9570]

It was funny

[@marcrileyfucanan4785]

JSCHLATT 2020

[@dowellz]

Jschlatt: When I inevitably choke to death... Pete: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

[@lysithea6919]

Roblox loser

[@dnasu]

@@lysithea6919 gamist

[@beans106]

@fact giver thank you i was just about to search that up but your comment helped me save time!! 10/10 stars

[@whiskersdacatfoosh4680]

Pete's laugh is contagious

[@Sicsel42524]

@fact giver sad

[@lil_chainmail8795]

Imagine walking through the halls of an insane asylum and hearing that.

[@cdrcrash468]

sam “I’ve been searching for my girlfriends killer...”

[@theweakestbrazilianmale3398]

''How is pizza gonna get a job now?''

[@sleepycrystal_]

I would stay, ngl

[@acehart4213]

I can’t- I can’t like this comment

[@acehart4213]

It’s at 666

[@SOJITZL]

Schlatt can literally tell you the date and time and you would suffocate from laughter.

[@Faded_-gs8rw]

I don’t find him that funny tho

[@xnafu]

@@Faded_-gs8rw ok boomer

[@s.bregnest2857]

Love him or hate him, he spittin’ straight facts.

[@ascendedcat260]

Schlatt: The date is March 26th, 2020, the current time is 6:39 PST Everyone: 😂😂😂

[@ascendedcat260]

@Neapolitan Le Monke stop missing the joke

[@mel.8763]

"where there's a will" *glances at wilbur, everybody dies out of laughter*

[@alexsiemers7898]

Switching to Wilbur’s POV is what killed me, especially since it was the ONLY time he did Will

[@ducktales7315]

He has the right to look at his boyfriend , thank you very much.

[@Roperfield]

@@ducktales7315 bruh

[@brandonv6905]

@@alexsiemers7898 no he did it twice i beilieve

[@GamerTowerDX]

Jschlatt is just if modern internet humor was a human

[@fin7161]

Underrated comment

[@whatisoatmeal9174]

Underrated comment

[@user-gt3dj9et5d]

Rated comment

[@aeliyix]

Overrated reply

[@dmay6637]

comment

[@kookoo9536]

jschlatt: yo- everyone in the theatre: AHAHAHAHAHAHA

[@Oscze]

K-pop traxsh ew kpoop

[@CristhePancake]

@@Oscze Yeah, this is big brain time.

[@harleymurphy9025]

K-pop traxsh jshatts energy is funny

[@caspertfg9625]

jschlatt: *Breathes**

[@derikr]

Hehe

[@blainehunter7981]

schlatt: at any given moment- carson: *laughs* schlatt: i didn't even say the joke

[@IngeniousNinja]

Traves absolutely losing his shit every time was killing me

[@josephjoestar7456]

These Schlatt jokes are literally like laughing at a meme that says “ *bottom text* “ at the bottom.

[@minus20iq]

agreed to the 10th degree

[@KarateLauren]

you've done it, you made me laugh at a meme that i created in my head

[@soljahboy1193]

Ok Joseph joestar

[@Cinnaschticks]

I mean you're not wrong but god damn I did not want to admit that

[@lydg48]

wilbur found shaking and crying at the title

[@hugs4zhongli]

Poor baby. His boyfriend won

[@bippingtelle7850]

shaking and crying in happiness 😤😤😤

[@ceecie5776]

Wilbur is a supportive bf

[@ixkoals]

sad british sound

[@hulluelli]

british boi

[@AubreyMK]

schlatt just invented a new comedy: half comedy, say only half the joke

[@futrious]

Already existed but it is indeed funny

[@AubreyMK]

Mad Sweeney I require the name for it, if you can't provide, he did in fact, make it.

[@futrious]

@@AubreyMK Harmonquest, season 2 episode whatever the fuck. Big part of the episode was saying half of a joke or a saying. Like exactly "if there is a will"

[@NickGoblin2]

MeKillYouTo ever recall cutting the bottom text out of those old impact font memes?

[@AubreyMK]

Mr. Nick The Boy oh yeah, I barely saw those so I forgot about it

[@nomad6278]

0:16 I love how as soon as schlatt turns around a cave sound plays like Carson has made Schlatt angry

[@olinatorrr]

Dinky Winks wow lmao

[@Frank-vc3wi]

Enraged with the might of a thousand suns

[@roun6479]

“Where there’s a will..” *_stares blankly at wilbur_*

[@nightmareariza]

I love that part so much

[@calebsherman886]

3:19 You're.

[@amandatapia1549]

Wilbur: “I think I’m in love, chat”

[@dais4609]

What can I say, President Schlatt has mastered the art of Minecraft body language

[@nfl6779]

Is this the memes without bottom text audiobook?

[@LeGoat_23]

yes

[@northboundw5248]

Red light gang out here draining SMPlive

[@kerosene_saint]

NO THIS IS PATRICK

[@ohcaptainmycaptain3478]

Mabye 2009 memes...

[@Slimerror]

Yup

[@coco-im6sk]

Schlatt said “hedgehogs, eh?” as I was petting my pet hedgehog

[@Hyetoscape]

Brand new sentence

[@gamecarnival2024]

For someone who's family runs a hedgehog buisness they're not my favorite tbh

[@Ricardo5911jakakak]

How do you even per them

[@gamecarnival2024]

@@Ricardo5911jakakak you just rub down their backs, the quills lay flat so you can

[@redraven7779]

The thing is,frow wilburs pov he look like was asking the llama and when it nod i just laught

[@Faithexx]

Me: well structured joke Audience: nothing Jschlatt: stares blankly Audience: *w h e e z i n g*

[@SykeGetJuked]

*hedgehogs ey?*

[@Faithexx]

very.

[@Xanthopathy]

@@Faithexx bitch ass nigga

[@selathekobold9832]

@@Xanthopathy nigga ass bitch

[@TheRealArcher-gn6wo]

Sela The Kobold ass bitch nigga.

[@saphy2783]

The awkward silences between the jokes just makes it 10x funnier

[@RFToob]

The “188 deaths” floating above his head really makes it in my opinion

[@Gorgonzolacheese12]

Half of these sounds like the diary of a mad man June 16 “my wife found out I replaced the bed with a trampoline”

[@Dumbdumb-idiot]

Dear dairy May 15th: hedgehogs eh?

[@taratih]

Dear Diary October 31st, There’s no domestic violence going on.

[@victorassemble352]

@Braeden Day vaccum* but ok

[@eddypkk]

Barack Obama hey that’s my birthday

[@m.arnold9145]

@@Dumbdumb-idiot that's my birthday

[@freshie_2562]

Well written original joke Carson: 😐 *”at any given moment”* Carson: 😂

[@itdbfrtwthm]

How’s pizza gonna get a job now

[@sadovuato]

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to papa johns

[@evilgirlfangs]

Well written original jokes are never funny tho

[@kilroy7506]

This is my stepladder

[@yamom7625]

hedgehogs eh

[@marko9610]

Stand user: Jschlatt Stand name: [up comedy] Stand ability: makes every joke funny as long as he doesnt say The punchline

[@derekdelacruz8629]

Marko Studio IS THAT A JOJO REFERENCE

[@daedalus7286]

Stand name should be [Divine Comedy]

[@brunobucciarati6315]

[ C O M E D Y G O L D ]

[@seanthebgest9505]

so its the same type of stand as star platinum

[@CastafioreOnYoutube]

WHAT'S UP COMEDY

[@eekeey]

I'm only a (very) casual viewer, but I can see that schlatt has starpower that extends beyond minecraft. His comedic delivery reminds me of Bo Burnham.

[@lordbutbetter8890]

"This is my step ladder"

[@bland-aid]

He’s very charismatic

[@dumbguychannel445]

nice LP profile picture

[@HighLordOfHouseIX]

AGREED HEAVY

[@eekeey]

@@dumbguychannel445 thanks dude. Lp forever.

[@bluesfilms7926]

I just watched 7 minutes of a guy telling only half of a bunch of jokes he found online. Yet somehow it's the best content I've seen on KZbin this week.

[@redrover6104]

Welcome to youtube.com

[@dicedude1071]

Says a lot about our society

[@bigbidensicecreamparlour6505]

I watched it from Wilburs perspective then Carson’s and now schlatts

[@The_Legendary_Nic]

“Hedgehogs, eh?” *Llama nods*

[@virtualdash]

Jschlatt: "how's pizza gonna get a job now?" CallMeCarson: *Sweats*

[@Corey_Tenderson]

Pizzia

[@ScruffyDuck-hq2es]

Pizzia

[@ooo629ooo]

Pizzia

[@virtualdash]

Pizzia

[@soulrec7285]

Pizzia

[@zoex4722]

"I want to die peacfully in my sleep like my grandfather and not screaming wildly like the passengers in his car" is iconic with and without the punchline

[@DeJorisM]

Same for "I've spend the last 4 years looking for my ex girlfriends killer, but nobody wants to do the job"

[@worthyedge9307]

@@DeJorisM *_WHEEZE-_*

[@wejow2061]

"I'm waiting for the punchline." "There is no punchline."

[@vm6615]

Is there a clip of schatt saying "theres no domestic abuse going on" and then carson and travis laughing?

[@ysesusurehwynotokaybrohtanks2]

I hope that dead inside part was only a joke, but if not I hope you're doing okay!

[@shorttree3463]

Schlatt: I hope that when I inevitably choke to death... Crowd: *bird noises*

[@جوربتبحثالحمار]

Pete: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[@iee8260]

aaAAH aaAAH aaAAH

[@2gourd]

6:54

[@bruhnomento7079]

" " -jschlatt 2019 make at least 15 people laugh.

[@pepz8505]

I'm pretty sure ur pfp is from the taimanin asagi game, thank me later, ppl who happen to see this

[@Casuallylol]

"how pizza gonna get a job now?" *EVERYONE INSANTLY GOES BACK INTO THE THEATER*

[@nolan659]

Techno casually putting in the fact he is starving and nobody cares

[@carton6152]

Ah , he didn't win MC Monday 11 so maybe that's why he is starving

[@tahseenkhan3629]

It made more sense in the vod, he just hadnt eaten yet lol

[@Migixkem]

lol

[@xiaoxuee]

when

[@foserk7063]

WHEN

[@jadenroche3646]

"No im very alone" -Technoblade 2019

[@_sandrz]

1st, SMP Live talent show 2nd, Mayor of SMP Live 3rd, President of the United States

[@ironpro7217]

And he'll be a good president,no, *THE* best president. Not like that mr O care fella

[@lividplanets4091]

4th, leader of the world government

[@Fyice]

Æ

[@mysteriouz6853]

Uhhh... that all just says 1st to me I do not understand why you got to changed it

[@partysnaxx]

@@ironpro7217 The O'Care fella is fake.

[@tahseenkhan3629]

Damn he didnt include the part where carson levitated him into the stratosphere just as the Seinfeld theme went off. "Well, here I go again" *Seinfeld theme begins*

[@taranzasgs2861]

Where is that in the vod I *need it now*

[@tahseenkhan3629]

@@taranzasgs2861 here you go pal www.twitch.tv/jschlatt/clip/FineDistinctSandwichDoritosChip

[@alleb4117]

I come back to this video every week just to hear “When there’s a will”

[@cheaptvdotexe3940]

3:22 “where there’s a will” *stares at Wilbur intensity*

[@olinatorrr]

*stares at Wilbur intensity*

[@mufields]

*Stares at Wilbur intensity*

[@targetpraactice]

stares at Wilbur intensity

[@IceInTheSoda]

_stares at Wilbur intensity_

[@hahamariam6936]

*_stares at Wilbur intensity_*

[@conan2262]

me: i’ve recently sold my vacuum cleaner friend: ok schlatt *: i’ve recently sold my vacuum cleaner* literally everyone: *WHEEZE*

[@radicallizard5990]

@@ThrashRat plus jschlatt just has a talent

[@jehovahsthickness6086]

maybe u just suck

[@quizzically_ambiguous]

OldSpiceCommercial Damn you OldSpiceCommercial... you stole my words

[@boochie-yj7un]

Situation + delivery = profit

[@ColdFireW]

666 likes

[@tystorm2105]

Carson:”Everyone get out of the theatre.” Schlatt:”Hows pizza gonna get a job now?” Carson: At first you had my curiosity, but now you have my attention.

[@tomdepain]

The speech for Schlatt 2020 should just be half of it

[@Harmonmj13]

Tom Everyone in Carson’s chat was saying no to having the “debates” when he joked about having them at the talent show

[@TroodonJesus156]

As a cannidate

[@CanadianDan854]

_Schlatt will always be president in my heart._

[@zoim4131]

hello mr samber

[@LeGoat_23]

hello mr samber

[@amon5393]

If only we could go back to this time, when shit was simpler

[@peopleperson]

I can still watch this videos without being sad lol

[@buhzs9663]

Ikr

[@z_universe4235]

Yes

[@sheebo2928]

every time i head technoblades voice or name i feel really happy but then i remember that he’s gone i just sit there in silence like “oh.”

[@itsnowonder9856]

Techno, Fitz, Schlatt, Carson and Travis all in one call with Pete in chat is too much chaotic energy for one video.

[@sleepycrystal_]

B-but, Techno isnt-

[@Kvnproduction942]

B-but, Techno isnt-

[@captain_noo]

B-but, Techno isnt-

[@deanhartnett2335]

B-but, Techno isnt-

[@vigglewiggle5396]

B-but, Techno isnt-

[@chasetaylor2988]

They call him talent man. That’s all they’ve ever called him.

[@giggy2402]

Wilbur and Travis were so precious in this episode 🥺

[@popejoe6243]

no

[@remedy07]

oh boy

[@giggy2402]

@@remedy07 yeah this didn’t age well.

[@TweetTweet17]

I have respect for Schlatt holding in his laughter during this... FuNnY bIt

[@boaz7028]

Funny people sometimes dont consider themselves / their jokes funny

[@MrAnimason]

@@boaz7028 it's kind've arrogant if you do

[@epicsansman4209]

Best of luck

[@AbundantStraw655]

Tweet Tweet17 what’s so funny about a blt? It’s just a sandwich

[@TweetTweet17]

nba2khood ironymoments It’s an uppercase, i...

[@SeikOsito]

Theres a deep lore and timeline formulated in the jokes and I want someone to put it in chronological order . And I want someone to formulate the story chronologically.

[@finalfantasy7freak664]

yES

[@SweetMargonade]

He did say them in order

[@crlyfryz8049]

And they said our sense of humour has devolved

[@nubberton1345]

Jschlatt: Tells jokes without punchlines

[@tiagoafonso8539]

Everyone: imma laugh at this man's whole career

[@AMMARvx]

Tyty Afonso i don’t want to wooosh you, but the joke here was that there’s no punchline..:

[@timewellspent8137]

@@AMMARvx r/

[@nickp9062]

It took me a solid 15 seconds to understand this comment. Underrated

[@zoim4131]

that one guy in carsons stream : Please please just say the punchline!

[@LEON-nh2bi]

Travis laughing at the llama was so wholesome oh my god

[@Legumne]

''I never knew my real ladder'' That was the funniest shit i have ever heard with my tiny goblin ears.

[@froglover6998]

schlatt you are socially and economically the most competent person in the world

[@esaug644]

I mean economically it's because he does whatever B O N K tells him to

[@timewellspent8137]

@@esaug644 Волк*

[@justjay1801]

"I hope that when I inevitably choke to death-" *Wilbursoot has left the game*

[@anxietypiglet]

but every five minutes the water rises

[@buhzs9663]

I like your pfp

[@TheBlueBullets]

What a nice video of Jschlatt and no one else

[@doandadrestarahma5290]

There's a will...

[@1childsoldier]

The president will now SchlattWalk™ to the SchlattHouse™ to change the international currency to SchlattCoin™

[@Fyice]

Æ

[@diegovane5827]

K 4 T C H Y the Cuck Shed is prison

[@seanathonhooper]

The rich get richer

[@yeahhhidk]

æ

[@itsomega7724]

700th like!

[@tahseenkhan3629]

This is a whole new format of joke telling ive never even considered and am now going to use exclusively from now on, thanks schlatt

[@user-oc5fw4rp8b]

Look at the Twitter account Cropped Boomer Memes, it's pretty much just this but in picture form

[@energ_reks6159]

Dont forget after evry joke you tell

[@timewellspent8137]

I'm going to tell you a riddle

[@leemateema06]

Schlatt: “There’s no domestic violence going on” Wilbur: “ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT”

[@dorabukovics4337]

God can there be atleast ine video where people dont bring this shit up

[@simonklinke]

@@dorabukovics4337no

[@Maxwellish]

shlatt: *tells joke* *for once no one laughs* llama: I THINK IM BOUT TO STEAL

[@TheCamcon-ns8rk]

This sounds like he’s reading out the ramblings of a madman from a notebook

[@kitkatbihbat6857]

it's his diary

[@sheoftheplants5111]

Coming back to this after Tommy's talent show vid, glad to see the jokes still hit.

[@Pinos_Essays]

Same

[@dylanmelvin5206]

Only Schlatt could make this funny.

[@doofs]

Y'see this is why they call him Mr. -

[@pathicanos]

mR whaT???

[@alternative7586]

Say half the joke

[@Laiser]

Blue Sky

[@Laiser]

Please Tell Us Why

[@bagotoast]

Laiser You had to hide away for so long

[@lunashines8303]

aw man wheres the part where everyone leaves while schlatt is still telling jokes and wilbur comes back in and just stares at him XD

[@heyitshailey886]

okay but travis’s laugh made this video 10x better

[@meiyagii]

hearing carson trying to speak japanese made me cry laughing oh my god

[@dringus4319]

I was feelin down again about techno’s death today and hearing his voice randomly at the end scared the shit out of me

[@JUNGW0N]

pete laughing at schlatt's jokes is literally the best thing ever

[@jeromebelcher7154]

Kpoop

[@DistinguishedFwqma]

jschlatt : hi, the crowd : *dies of laughter*

[@MikaelaRosith]

0:15 holy shit i just realized that when carson approaches schlatt and schlatt turns around there’s just a fuckign cave sound

[@beepodeepo5822]

I broke my neck recently, and these videos keep me from losing my mind because I can't move my neck

[@Whalebun248]

Well hey, at least you ain't fuckin dead

[@zakbrown6654]

I broke my neck recently.

[@paddykeenan8975]

@@zakbrown6654 nice

[@angryman6268]

May I ask how?

[@beepodeepo5822]

@@angryman6268 ok so I was sleeping on a bunk on the top in this dorm room. And so in the middle of the night I get to rolling and I roll off since it had no railing. There was this cabinet thing next to the bed. My neck hit the cabinet, while the rest of my body did not. Luckily my roommates woke up and called the ambulance.

[@seal6012]

I thought ur boyfriend won? *Wilbur found in a corner singing the Squid song for spare change*

[@novavirus7497]

wilbur did say that schlatt won

[@chromyl_chloride]

w8 what boyfriend

[@wetsock5415]

@@chromyl_chloride it's just the shippers at it again. Wilbur and schlatt are just friends

[@chromyl_chloride]

@@wetsock5415 too late i've gone down the rabbit hole

[@seal6012]

wet sock not shipping just playing along lmfao wilbur literally joking around with “im in love chat”

[@skepsiez]

I love how Pete’s laugh is just “HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH!”

[@catherine9941]

good job jschlatt, next you become president!

[@lividplanets4091]

Maybe he already is?

[@IkhmalZikry]

"when there's a will..." *looks at wilbur*

[@y_w7807]

Ikhmal Zikry i dont get it

[@melonpie33]

y_w Wilbur’s name can be shortened to Will

[@fwater9543]

Watching old videos right now, and Techno just appearing halfway through the video really hit me in the feels

[@arko2320]

Wait is techno on smplive or schlatt just friends with techno now

[@kass9038]

arko ill they’re just friends but he might come on now bc he has the ip

[@arko2320]

Kaamjeta if he does lmao

[@biggreen4281]

He did get onto the server but left after someone got a hit on him plus he wasn’t streaming

[@lorekeeper685]

"Now there is a green door..."-traves

[@XxMrAwesomexX]

both

[@Аку-ю7ф]

Carson's Japanese is the most scuffed thing ever, I love it

[@KatBambi]

And me trying to decipher what words he is even -saying- butchering and hurting on the inside

[@ryzikx]

it took me a while to realize it was japanese lmao

[@natalieprough328]

3:22 gets me every single time just “where there’s a will” *stares at Wilbur*

[@Senku05]

Jschlatt: when I first got a universal remote I thought to myself His thoughts: *SNORTING*

[@yamatz]

To everyone saying that Wilbur will be angry at Schlatt saying that he won, you have to remember that Wilbur himself wanted Schlatt to win.

[@schmee9102]

9:33 Technoblade socializing moments make me happy.

[@xxbabytetexx1531]

I wish technoblade would stream the SMPs that he does

[@blank7137]

I think he just started recently and wants to see if he likes it and is worthy of any content.

[@Acidima]

Blank god I hope he says it’s worthy I need more Technoblade and Jschlatt interactions

[@blank7137]

@@Acidima same here, they have such an odd interaction but it works so well lol

[@lunarxphoenix]

...but you have to stream when you're on

[@fart63]

william he has got on the server while streaming before but he left bc there was nothing to do

[@bk_wasian]

This is just the laugh track from The Big Bang Theory

[@crustybread2695]

"In the future, humor will be randomly generated."

[@cornbag4930]

I’m only buying merch if you promise you’ll kiss my babies on camera like the other politicians

[@2bencats]

alternatively he'll slap the babies out of your arms and stomp on them

[@janeseymour3872]

nat2bencat his first move as president is to ban all children, they’re bad for the economy

[@2bencats]

@@janeseymour3872 hot

[@kitchenroam1509]

@@janeseymour3872 what the fuck...

[@brennersmith5549]

jane seymour babies don’t pay taxes and ruin the economy #banbabies

[@chombee3608]

“I hope that when I inevitably choke to death” ...A bit risky making those jokes with ur Diet Coke fiasco

[@ceecie5776]

K G what happened?

[@urdad1848]

@@ceecie5776 He started choking on a tekkit stream and eventually stopped streaming that day because of it

[@BANI-bun]

*"i hope that...when i inevitably choke to death-"* *wilbur soot left the game*

[@Thoern]

This is literally the embodiment of “there is a room in Minnesota”

[@user-lp2vz7jx7c]

huh?

[@ryanbui2046]

@@user-lp2vz7jx7c I’m guessing that’s the whole joke. There is a room in Minnesota

[@freshie_2562]

schlatt: *breathes* traves: HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAAH

[@scrithen2836]

God this was such a good era of youtube

[@jaredmojicalua5037]

Wait this means schlatt can go to the green door schlatt you have to discover what’s on the other side from my information nobody has came back from over there