The BEST OF JSCHLATT 2019

[@mango_bitz4803]

Time stamps 0:01 - we haves cookie 0:23 - first person to fight a living goblin 0:59 - untitled goose game ground keepers hat 1:12 - schlatt argues with ant venom over stal 1:45 - meabeab & bonk 2:14 - schlatt walk & jokes 2:26 - at any given moment 2:39 - this is my step ladder 2:49 - such a good friend 3:00 - just say the punch line 3:09 - I never knew my real ladder 3:25 - I dont know-*falls* 3:30 - someone dropped a knife 4:24 - my childhood hero just called me bipolar 5:03 - human fidget spinner/helicopter rescue 6:00 - cadmium, cock and dick 6:16 - I'll take this one/ computer has virus 6:52 - schlatt has an otamatome/ mini joins 7:28 - jokes 8:04 - throwing acid is wrong 8:25 - looking for my ex girlfriend's killer 8:42 - selling my vaccume 8:55 - buy girlfriend something sexy 9:06 - where there's a will 9:33 - a song about tortillas 9:53 - replaced bed with a trampoline 10:21- hedgehogs eh? 10:42 - universal remote control 10:57 - say what you want 11:11 - shuffling papers 11:29 - of course I should clean my windows 11:49 - the potatoes should go in the front 11:58 - there's no domestic violence going on & end of jokes 12:06 - steak from uber eats 12:25 - who sold out Ann Frank 13:06 - your pushing my buttons 13:29 - tornado 14:53 - Conner gets boofed 15:51 - I love the smell of ___ 15:58 - ____ is magically delicious 16:05 - if nudism is so normal why am I banned from _____ 16:50 - two hands grand mac 17:14 - they call me Jesus h christ 17:31 - get in the cuck shed 18:40 - life is at its highest point when ___ 19:23 - put her there brother 19:41 - schlatt gets trapped/ an offer he can't refuse 20:09 - I just saw Alvin in the chipmunks 2 20:15 - I'm playing breath of the wild 20:27 - man on street light 21:10 - lets kill nick 23:15 - junky janker whats poppin 24:01 - bonk says to raise taxes 24:52 - oneb dies & bonk is god 25:28 - there is always a man outside my window 25:55 - music disc tier list, stal 26:47 - stal talk 27:19 - Michael buys schlatt coin 27:43 - bye bye 28:00 - creeper & lamest death 28:14 - YMCA earrape 28:56 - invisible baby pigman & sky joins the call 32:06 - dick and balls 32:17 - sky sees the cuck shed 33:50 - ant venom sees the cuck shed 34:50 - naked arlus 35:07 - nobody likes this monkey 36:17 - untitled goose game, broom 36:39 - child worker & Pete escapes the cuck shed 37:34 - Pete buys schlatt coins 39:22 - glitched garrys mod 39:48 - scary Minecraft vr 40:16 - stop dancing to cat 41:22 - baby raging & man ass 43:23 - call me carson crying 43:53 - hey ninja you like dick and balls? 44:33 - there is nothing wrong with the water 45:27 - ninja you like dick and balls 45:41 - chest room 45:57 - why is the castle wearing a sombrero 46:12 - big guy 46:33 - going fishing 46:52 - aids 47:58 - I banned obama 49:20 - who put a pee pee on the sign? 49:47 - really saf e area 52:44 - pig villager 53:32 - dual 54:02 - natural disaster schlatt god 54:52 - schlatt vs captain sparkles 56:34 - natural disaster schlatt god 57:12 - I didn't see that 57:31 - I'm jacking myself off 57:49 - technoblade is going to grief everyone 59:09 - schlatt and technoblade win Minecraft monday 59:50 - wagoo ritual 1:00:44 - don't know how to stop the music 1:01:20 - untitled goose game wall d duck 1:01:45 - butter Minecraft butter 1:02:56 - bum bun nun nah nun nana 1:03:29 - schlatts gonna get you 1:03:46 - someone just gave me 25 dollars to tell you you're gay 1:04:02 - big time rush theme 1:04:20 - rabbid wants to die 1:04:31 - Minecraft theme remix 1:05:05 - lets try that one more time 1:05:46 - rabbid fever dream 1:07:12 - prop hunt 1:08:12 - no black rabbid 1:09:06 - oh no papa 1:09:16 - schlatt keeps dying 1:10:27 - one piece voice over 1:11:33 - new spiderman 1:12:34 - the baby fucking dies 1:12:47 - prop hunt 1:16:10 - sneez 1:16:24 - rabbids & parkinsons 1:17:25 - my hero academia voice over 1:17:43 - stumpy 1:18:30 - dollar jokes 1:19:07 - sound board fun 1:19:42 - angry German 1:20:01 - minecraft vr calibrate height 1:20:19 - hungry/ portraying that emotion 1:20:28 - magic tricks 1:20:52 - what's behind you ear 1:21:15 - schlatts brain/ *BLUE* 1:21:35 - casting a spell 1:22:12 - mime 1:22:33 - Brian 1:22:40 - schlatt and ant venom kill the ender dragon :)

[@forkbender3592]

ØH mŸ łŌrd

[@squib9367]

The dedication is astounding. Thank you for your service

[@mango_bitz4803]

@@squib9367 your welcome

[@CrazedKiller1109]

What is the game at 0:23 ??

[@unknownlucario2373]

HOLY- *THANK YOU*

[@wholetthispersonon]

Schlatt had the best character arc this season.

[@blankslate7491]

I'll say...

[@JJunkAFunk]

Him and Travis.

[@conormartin3476]

Jayden Calderon how did Travis change that much? I never paid much attention to him.

[@deffonotdio6751]

Poke, ant and Mackrell mccum were fairly close

[@Nobody-yc1qp]

Carson has the best comeback in the new season

[@intorian9304]

"When there's a will..." ***Stares into Wilbur's soul***

[@Adorises]

ive seen this joke too many times

[@intorian9304]

@@Adorises ngl I only commented this because people love to like comments just quoting exactly what was in the video and I'm trying to get likes lmao

[@placeholder8768]

Brett the pfp is fine, but it gives me memories of *that* one fandom and *those* weird stuff they do

[@Subbie-the-1st]

@@intorian9304 this made me remove my like and im not afraid to say it

[@flopster8139]

Brett appreciate the honesty

[@voltaire7297]

The best of Schlatt is basically anything he’s involved in.

[@aymenredscarredeye]

gem_mx *twitch streamer

[@Joxhr]

And I can come play and go play play and fun game play fun fun and play play with friends and fun friends friends and fun friends fun and play play and fun to play with friends and fun friends fun and play play and fun to play with

[@bliclops]

Josh can i fun play and play fun fun play and fun and friends and play play fun play fun friend games too?

[@Joxhr]

Lil Blindyy no

[@spaghettijones4]

That whole saying jokes without the punchlines bit is a national treasure.

[@vdoggo]

Its like hes got a "Book of Secrets"

[@JuiceExtraction]

It’s like he’s having a conversation but we can only hear one side of it 😂

[@Exportasjpeg]

Damn bro so funny you copied top comment instead of comming up with another one

[@KuraiCrys]

But it sucked

[@independence6761]

Idk how many times I’ve rewatched it

[@Black_Makima]

cant believe jschlatts been around for 2019 years

[@MinecraftManager]

r u dtupid bich no

[@passetmemorrii9315]

You kidding me? He was B.C

[@ameri-canpickerz3480]

Its been 2020 years now!

[@GHE_05]

@@MinecraftManager ok boomer Edit: holy shit you dont need to reply to this anymore I get it. Also I was joking when I made this comment.

[@erelgililov179]

He came at the cretacean times in a meteor plotting his world takeover.

[@brockdoesguitar]

“My childhood hero has just called me bipolar”

[@punyr]

@@drderelict but it did happen...

[@ДмитрийДоценко-ы4п]

@@drderelict 4:50

[@LeoYoshi54321]

Dr Derelict it's also from the start of SMP Live, everyone knows what it is

[@xsemth]

i thought he said "my childhood hero was call me bipolar"

[@Joxhr]

And fun to play with friends and fun friends fun and play fun and fun to play with friends and fun friends fun and play fun and fun to play with friends and fun friends fun and play fun and fun to play with friends and fun friends fun and play fun and fun

[@thegooobley1993]

I can feel financial security flowing through my veins whenever I put on my schlatt 2020 merchandise Thank you Jschlatt for relieving me of the burden that is student loan debt

[@bensykes9130]

Schlatt medicare for all

[@epicgamermusicproductions8075]

You are gonna need that healthcare once you see my Minecraft parodies

[@britishpigeon838]

Are u ok ?

[@britishpigeon838]

You didnt answer but thanks for rebbit gold

[@thegooobley1993]

@@britishpigeon838 I am completely fine Definitely still not in dept

[@JackTheBat179]

Schlatt: breaths Everyone: comedy genius

[@caelandgarcia3]

Breathes*

[@DaShef_]

you misspelled it

[@yadie5465]

@@DaShef_ shut

[@CaLypSO4456]

@@yadie5465 up

[@yadie5465]

@@CaLypSO4456 the age of this comment shows somthing I forgot what I was going to say.

[@phanterratic]

skydoesminecraft sounds like a war veteran that is struggling from ptsd of his old content and is just locked in a room with the words BUTTER MINECRAFT written in blood on the walls while he just sits there rocking back and forth saying "butter minecraft... butter minecraft... butter minecraft... butter minecraft... butter minecraft... butter minecraft... butter minecraft... butter minecraft... butter minecraft... butter minecraft..."

[@blackshirts_and_breads]

Butt

[@AndrewDevourer]

finally a good comment. bref, you are truly a gift to this website.

[@edgymcgee57]

reminds me of 100 years rick and morty adventures forever and ever 100 years forever rick and mort- 100 years mort forever and ever rick and morty forever and 100 years

[@jennifermariscal5832]

Where is this

[@珍珠奶茶]

this is perfect i love you

[@gaylgeoir6581]

Schlatt sounds like an adult Scout. Hearing him yell “BONK” was a revelation

[@raynova8055]

Gaylgeoir holy shit

[@bolotniy]

actually holy shit dude

[@Logers]

Not liking this comment because it’s at 666 likes no need to thank me

[@deanlokey]

Gaylgeoir jjkk

[@deanlokey]

Wise Engineer kink jbknj

[@oldsport3511]

Schlatt: starts to say something Everyone else: dies of laughter

[@Subt0nix]

He has achieved humor

[@CLofApproval]

Honestly, it seems that half this compilation is "HAHA LOUD = FUNNY HAHA" and it's rather unfortunate, imo. He's got good comedy when he's doing his main channel videos, but his stuff on stream seems a little weak comparably.

[@gunther7037]

Lionforceone funny mic hater

[@Chapop]

Schlatt: *breathes* Carson: I now diagnose you with *funny*

[@epikgamerchad8056]

K

[@tntigniter5395]

Strange emotions from this comment 😔

[@deadnotsleeping]

"we haves cookie!" is such a traves thing to say

[@scrithen2836]

""we have cookie!" is such a traves thing to say" is such a tired-idiot thing to say

[@sauce9518]

"""we have cookie!" is such a traves thing to say" is such a tired-idiot thing to say" is such a Scrithen thing to say

[@thesecondcomingofjesus]

"""" We have cookie!" Is such a traves thing to say" Is such a tired-idiot thing to say" Is such a Scrithen thing to say" Is such a sauce thing to say

[@liamdwyer969]

""""" We have cookie!" Is such a traves thing to say" Is such a tired-idiot thing to say" Is such a Scrithen thing to say" Is such a sauce thing to say" is such a Will i come back? probably not thing to say

[@saazywaazy]

“””””” We have cookie!” Is such a traves thing to say” Is such a tired-idiot thing to say” Is such a Scrithen thing to say” is such a sauce thing to say” Is such a Will i come back? probably not thing to say” Is such a Liam Dwyer thing to say

[@Nosebluds]

"Where theres a Will............." * slowly turns to Sootboy *

[@blobvisfan666]

*Ay what's up it's me Sootboy back at it again lmao.*

[@IsabruhMoment]

*”...there’s a bur.”*

[@chistosquisto9079]

Sootboy Slim

[@RAZRC0]

"I'm a catholic, I'm not a protestant, I believe in God..." LOL

[@RezaChity-G]

That's funny!

[@RezaChity-G]

And true!

[@cappiecappie770]

DUTCH PEOPLE ARE AGAINST THE DEVIL CALLED SPANISH CRISTIANS

[@Ytchannnelname]

Time stamp?

[@RAZRC0]

@@Ytchannnelname 0:28

[@ihave80hp]

Dude, my childhood was completed when I heard skydoesminecraft say "alright, I'm gonna go smoke another joint"

[@JoshGariepy]

This comment aged well.

[@ihave80hp]

Aged like spoiled milk

[@skywker1]

@@ihave80hp context?

[@ihave80hp]

@@skywker1 for the spoiled milk comment, alot of problems with sky was brought up by his ex, she claims that he was very abusive and overall just a dick. For the original comment, I think it was said in the video, idk man It was a year ago since I watched it.

[@Instagramtastic]

Everyone: laughing at jschlatt because of his out if context punchlines Travis: The llama lol

[@tylerdudish4599]

Pile Of Bread Crumbs no replies eh

[@Joxhr]

And I can come

[@Joxhr]

If it was fun fun and fun to play with friends friends and fun friends friends

[@bigfresh9208]

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[@LittleShmuplet]

The best of Jschlatt in 2019 was all of it

[@JanoyCresvaZero]

Sansmo is right!

[@MrMisfortune]

If only Jschlatt made more focused videos like he used to instead of stream Highlights

[@1bestkk]

@Blizzard Flurry that was the best

[@securelilyjt6057]

@@MrMisfortune You have wished and it has come true. Although I wish you didn’t.

[@ginoforest9465]

I may be late but.... Get this man a heart

[@michelleobama6629]

This video brought me more joy than 26 years of marriage, and I’m not even 10 minutes in yet.

[@verysuspiciousstew5011]

Mrs. Obama why are you here?

[@punyr]

@@verysuspiciousstew5011 because her tinder date didn't show up

[@natalietemme17]

@@verysuspiciousstew5011 hey let the first lady do what she wants

[@analysis726]

Go back to the basement

[@natalietemme17]

@@michelleobama6629 thats pretty bad

[@面白いね-s8f]

Imagine having Jschlatt and BadBoyHalo in the same call.

[@yayayeye7659]

I cant

[@katastrophy4027]

It wouldn’t be a conversation. Just a sea of LANGUAGE

[@oxeyesaint]

They were in a call together like yesterday lol

[@面白いね-s8f]

@@oxeyesaint Yes, I love how Schlatt was pretending as if he didn't swear and Bad wasn't even reacting to the swearing lmao.

[@user-mt4iv9jx2y]

W a r

[@axe5745]

I love how Schlatt's avatar is a cute, harmless sheep, but Schlatt himself is not harmless.

[@Uknowme____]

Behind the cute and cuddly avatar lies a cold hearted business man

[@justpassingby9115]

Wolf in sheep clothing

[@garrettcooper4647]

@@justpassingby9115 literally

[@lorenz2418]

He is _harm_

[@caelandgarcia3]

but u didnt say he wasnt cute 😉😉

[@ne0___]

"Look! It's a B O N K" "My childhood hero just called me bipolar.," "HUMAN FIDGET SPINNER!" "You ever diet?" "Throwing acid is wrong." "I've spent the last 6 years looking for my ex girlfriends killer." "Where there's a will....... ...." "Hedgehogs, aye?" -Jschlatt

[@brunobucciarati6315]

Mista's4thPistol Your name is i l l e g a l

[@ne0___]

@@brunobucciarati6315 SHIt I've BeEn fOuNd

[@gloppy3612]

examples of ADHD not bipolar lmfao

[@morgue1484]

Where there's a will.

[@XxHellCatxX]

"I banned obama..."

[@alana-jadesalter7380]

KZbin: “tell us what you thought of this video” Me: selects the category life changing

[@Joxhr]

The new house with the house of fun with friends and fun fun to play with friends and fun friends fun and fun to play with friends friends fun fun friends fun and fun to play with friends friends fun fun friends friends and fun friends fun and fun friends play play and play fun fun to play with friends and fun friends fun and fun to play with friends friends and fun friends fun and fun to play with friends and fun friends fun and fun friends play and fun friends fun fun friends friends and fun

[@alana-jadesalter7380]

Josh LMAOO WHAT

[@Joxhr]

The

[@alana-jadesalter7380]

Josh it’s 3am for me please don’t do this to me I beg

[@Joxhr]

Josh

[@vp_viper3626]

4:04 schalatt it the only person that can make a person with a gun scared

[@Cyranek]

my tip made it in at 1:16 pretty epic ngl

[@sliikk]

@Stanky Fish licker fax 😎😎😎😎

[@Exportasjpeg]

Lets be real here. No one cares that you’re verified. Second, a verified KZbinr only donating 5 bucks. Ok buddy

[@sliikk]

@@Exportasjpeg what did you donate?

[@Exportasjpeg]

Kashean none cause I’m no verified KZbinr

[@sliikk]

@@Exportasjpeg then stfu

[@Dan-vb7lz]

"I never knew my real ladder" is the funniest thing to happen this year. The build up and the realization are beyond perfect

[@Joxhr]

And I can come to the game play and fun game and fun to play with friends and fun friends fun and play fun and fun to play with friends and fun fun game fun friends and fun friends friends and fun friends fun and play play and fun to play with friends and fun friends fun and play fun and fun to play with friends and fun friends fun and play play and play with friends fun and fun to play with friends and fun fun to play with friends and fun friends fun and fun fun tyioiuttreeertjkk

[@goofman4332]

Josh hey , shut up

[@GyspyCrusader]

Soos Zoos hey, shut up

[@goofman4332]

J H hey shut up

[@raynova8055]

Soos Zoos hey, shut up

[@jagged1725]

Jschlatt : Neutral Evil Callmecarson : Chaotic Neutral Slimecicle : Chaotic Good Traves : Neutral Good

[@Nobody-707]

charlie is chaotic neutral schlatt is chaotic evil

[@maniandbeano]

Charlie is Chaotic Evil with Jschlatt being Lawful Evil

[@deffonotdio6751]

Poke is chaotic evil

[@billygriffin8817]

I love how nobody is lawful

[@Koozul]

Nobody 707 yeah they can’t tell me Charlie is chaotic good after that monopoly episode

[@findog3395]

45:49 schlatt stealing from his own ender chest

[@ascendedcat260]

_s t o n k s_

[@thenyquilchannel8738]

One of the best clips tbh

[@impazie]

schlatt more like boomer

[@IaintStoopid]

L haha funny made me laugh which is like laughed and or laughing haha

[@grqfes]

"oh my god. theres some stuff in here"

[@graciess6221]

im very disappointed that “eat pant conar” was not in here

[@YoutubePizzer]

Okay I’m not watching this video now

[@koother]

@@aeggsthetic2844 shut the up, it's a joke you humorless slab of personality

[@alexchesbro]

That is such a bad joke. A very bad joke. It’s so bad. So bad. Horrible. So atrocious and horrendous. I can’t even fathom. It’s just so bad. So dumb. Dumb joke. So stupid. So bad. So bad. So bad. So bad. So bad. So bad. So bad. So bad. So bad. So bad. So bad. So bad. So bad. So bad.

[@little_bred1104]

Wish there was the technoblade speed dial scene

[@seifiish]

WeirdChamp

[@grapes5672]

11:49 The Potato Joke A man named Fred was well into middle age, and had never had a "relationship" with a woman. He was unattractive, poor, and had little you could call personality. His strong moral upbringing prevented him from paying for sex. He had all but resolved to spend the rest of his life a frustrated virgin, when he read an article in a travel magazine about the wild women of the French Riviera. A plan formed in Fred's mind; for three years he saved every spare penny until he could afford a short, one-week vacation on the Riviera. He arrived at his hotel and nervously changed into his beachwear: baggy bermuda shorts, a white sleeveless T-shirt, brown shoes, brown sox. He walked on the beach, his head swiveling from one eye-popping, bikini-clad beauty to another. But none gave him the slightest glance. After patrolling the beach until dusk, he noticed a Frenchman, also middle-aged, surrounded by adoring young women. Cornering the Frenchman, Fred blurted out his sad tale. "I came here hoping to meet women," Fred explained to the sympathetic Frenchman, "And I only have 5 days to go. What can I do to be more like you?" The Frenchman looked him up and down, and said, "Monsieur, it eez your costume. You must buy the tiny men's bikini like mine, some sandals, some chic sunglasses, and voila! you will soon meet many women." So Fred returned to his hotel room, ran down to the shops on the street level, and bought everything that the Frenchman had recommended. The next morning he struggled into his very tight and very tiny new bathing suit, donned his sandals and sunglasses, sucked in his gut and went down to the beach. This time, as he strolled by the many beauties sunning themselves, a few heads turned, and a few titters of laughter seemed directed his way. Upset, he soon found the Frenchman again and, displaying his new outfit, complained that women were still largely ignoring him. "What am I doing wrong?" Fred asked. "Well Monsieur," responded the Frenchman, "It eez a delicate subject. You seem to be somewhat lacking in a certain department valued highly by our young ladies. What I suggest you do is to go to the supermarket, buy a potato, and stick it in your bathing suit." Although Fred thought this was an odd suggestion, he was getting desperate, and decided he would try anything, given his short time remaining. The next morning, he put on his new costume, Then shoved a long, curved, uncooked potato into his trunks. He went out on the beach, this time getting a strong reaction. Women everywhere on the beach were elbowing each other, pointing at Fred, and whispering together. Frantic, Fred ran up to the Frenchman. "NOW what am I doing wrong!?" he screamed. The Frenchman glanced at him and replied in a frosty voice, " *Damn* "

[@okoof1487]

Damn

[@soc4404]

damn

[@elizaphaedra]

Damn

[@cutieshark]

damn

[@liammcelroy2265]

Damn

[@piklface8902]

"It's taxes!" "We haves cookie!" traves

[@Joxhr]

And fun to play with friends and fun friends friends and fun friends fun and fun to play with friends and yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy is the way you can come with fun friends friends and fun friends friends play with fun fun and fun friends friends and fun friends fun and fun to play with friends and fun friends fun and fun to play with friends and fun friends fun and fun to play with friends and fun friends fun and fun to play with friends and fun friends fun and fun to play with friends and fun friends fun and fun fun to play with friends and fun friends fun and fun to play with friends and fun friends fun and fun to play with friends and fun friends fun and fun to play with friends and fun friends fun and fun to play with friends and fun friends fun and fun to play with friends and fun friends friends and fun fun friends friends and fun friends friends

[@matthewg7430]

Josh u good josh?

[@Joxhr]

Eg

[@JanoyCresvaZero]

It’s amazing just how big you became in 2019 Schlatt. I’m interested in seeing you become one of the biggest streamers on the internet bud. I still think the Stal drama between you and Ant was my favorite moment of the last year. Here’s to more goofs in 2020!

[@zakksharp631]

Terminal Cancer no doubt

[@ajdinspahic9828]

It helps that he is the reincarnate of Norm McDonald

[@melonbals5512]

of corce thats when jshlat will be preesident of the udnited states of america ,

[@deceptivelysmallman]

and the moment when he landed the fall after being flung up in the air by the ender dragon, only to come back and kill it, then the face reveal, amazing

[@joeyhiguera2931]

Ajdin Spahić isn’t Norm McDonald still alive?

[@roosterball1999]

*"Cash... or credit?"* That line was unironically badass.

[@just_a_jester420]

Time stamp?

[@roosterball1999]

@@just_a_jester420 Shit I forgot

[@Trebeach]

1:11:28

[@maxlebeck8486]

Yo tengo?

[@MrBlueWaooWaoo]

2019 was the most defining year of my life- at least in terms of comedy- and that is entirely due to these boys. Going back to this I expected most of the jokes to not land- for them to be, as the kids say, "cringe" in retrospect. But they aren't. Even three years later these are still some of the funniest people in the world. The videos these boys made during this year, and in the early years after, have helped so many people through hard times. The jokes these people made have made me happier than anything else can or has in my life. I won't say that Schlatt "fell off." I don't think that's fair. He moved on, his comedy evolved. He doesn't do what he used to and that is ok. He's still an incredibly funny and talented person, and deserves all the success he has. But I do miss these days. These perfectly crafted bits that defined so many people's year. These jokes feel "ahead of their time" because this style of humor was carried on by so many people afterwards. Cryptocurrency satire, self-aware cringe "lmao gay" jokes. It was all so perfectly funny. Thank you Schlatt, and thank you to (almost) everyone else featured in this video. You've touched so many people since that fateful day in 1999. And we will always remember you.

[@all_out_tripp7220]

I’m glad he’s doing what he likes now, but damn these were the good old days, almost every video featuring these guys were gold

[@nsf574]

this hit hard

[@bappp0]

i agree, this best of 2019 video is in my top 3 best youtube videos of all time

[@g1234538]

schlatt: you gotta do it with a brooklyn accent schlatt: *sounds the same*

[@judeymoody701]

schlatt: *tells jokes without the punch line* us: ᴛᴏᴘ ɴᴏᴛᴄʜ ᴄᴏᴍᴇᴅʏ

[@junyaiwase]

Notch

[@slimeytea8831]

Notch

[@judeymoody701]

An Meme oh my god what have I done

[@GyspyCrusader]

Notch

[@kalumW]

notch

[@jipsohipso]

"Where there's a will." *Looks at Wilbur*

[@mo3bo]

“We haves cookie.” is the cutest shit ever

[@jus9395]

schlatt talking to travis vs antvenom is like the gordan ramsey meme of kids vs adults

[@emmakovalic285]

5:08 the lady spinning attached to the helicopter is actually one of my favorite things all year. I laugh every time I see it hahaha (especially with schlatt going "don't laugh! Don- ahahaha don't lau- ahahahahHAAHAHA)

[@o3_o3_28]

The edit of that video with the interstellar music is golden

[@XboxSpide]

That first SMP live stream with Ant and Schlatt will never NOT make me nostalgic, despite it being under a year ago. Everything about the beginning of SMP Live was amazing and I miss it so much, but life is about moving forward.

[@midnight_matter8707]

And the fact 2019 ended with him and Ant killing the Ender Dragon...

[@74R45]

Therapist: the invisible pigman cannot hurt you, he’s not real. ConnorEatsPants: 29:05

[@chxns]

3:58 I love it every time I see this clip the visible anxiety shakiness in this voice and hands, and in pure desperation swagger tries to *hit him* with the gun

[@XxHellCatxX]

Its so fucking scary, isn't it?

[@JanoyCresvaZero]

He just yeets the gun at him like it’ll work. Amazing what some people do under pressure.

[@ToxicSama]

"The tax people", I'm already liking this

[@Pleshie]

We have cookies!

[@Liane_the_Tran_Can]

"It's the taxes!"

[@casper4739]

“We haves cookie”

[@faireroux8802]

“where there’s a will” *slowly turns to stare at wilbur*

[@Joxhr]

The

[@tamarah9143]

the

[@5tarloid]

the

[@computermash8542]

the

[@molIymawk]

the

[@fawnfever418]

“when there’s a will...” *looks straight at Wilbur*

[@bigyikes8224]

Hearing gumball say "what's popping" triggers my fight or flight instinct

[@motivationallizard8422]

I’m mildly offended that I’m not featured in this video

[@wolffza1078]

I'm offended on your behalf

[@sparks3430]

That's not a very motivational thing to say

[@motivationallizard8422]

Sparks ur a winner kiddo, don’t you ever forget

[@Zoochiini]

Seems like a one tapper

[@Joxhr]

I am going with my little sister to the new house with her and friends friends with her and fun fun and play play and play fun and fun to play with friends and fun friends fun and play play and fun to play with friends and

[@kingkhana5925]

The intro is how people will get drafted into the army

[@Swaosss]

What video is that clip from?

[@hihi-pr8fs]

@@Swaosss it's from slimesicles Minecraft vr

[@Joxhr]

And I can come to the new house with friends friends and fun friends fun fun friends friends and fun fun and play

[@Izzy129]

we haves cookies

[@slapstick2199]

I had completely forgotten that techno and schlatt won Minecraft monday together, shits sad, we’re gonna miss that

[@rustyshade2971]

Schlatt laughing like a maniac while Carson is crying is my new personality

[@reedipoo333]

PLEASE I NEED A TIME STAMP

[@rustyshade2971]

@@reedipoo333 here ya go 43:23

[@deaaronfox5]

i miss carson dude :{

[@TheOnlyJubYT]

@@deaaronfox5 yeah, most people do

[@burgervendor8616]

@@TheOnlyJubYT even now that he's back, it's not the same since he lost most of his friends. Still a fun guy though

[@sunnah3580]

schlatt's laugh at 43:35 has had me crying of laughter for hours please help

[@alexplaysgd]

are you still laughing

[@ArdentPrayer]

January 1st: Pope slaps lady January 2nd: World War III trends January 3rd: Best of Jschlatt 2019

[@Y.o.w.t.f]

69 likes, I'm not going to ruin that

[@Subt0nix]

@@Y.o.w.t.f someone else did it for you

[@zippydoges9142]

Beep Boop 420 I’m not gonna change that

[@ray2887]

Zippy Doges someone else did it for you

[@unchartedchartz]

It is incredible just how many people that are now very canceled Schlatt interacted with in 2019

[@luicifiero]

It's always the minecraft youtubers i swear

[@myfriendkirby]

HERE’S TO THE NEW PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES

[@ralfilves]

Hey

[@sorat5000]

@@ralfilves fuck you Olabama

[@bungercolumbus]

Better than trump. Better than obunga

[@Joxhr]

The way I’ll go with you again but it is a little too much to

[@jhanks2012]

Imagine thinking Biden was a "duly elected" "president" ... Ignorance is bliss, they say

[@morgannrodgers]

“there’s no diamonds for the boofed” -jschlatt

[@spycrab4865]

i love that line

[@reaganbrode2150]

Let’s see if we get a 2020 one Before he either gets drafted or elected

[@jen-ac]

I try to keep up with memes, news etc. But what's this about getting drafted?

[@zurog7742]

Jen W we just killed Iran’s military leader, the draft thing is just a meme though. We have tons of reservists. Just enjoy the Schlatt.

[@deceptivelysmallman]

if he gets elected then he gets to draft his enemies

[@themanmadeofcrab24]

@@deceptivelysmallman BREAKING NEWS: President schlatt drafts a music disc called stal into the us military

[@deceptivelysmallman]

@@themanmadeofcrab24 no make it go away i dont like it oweee ow ow nooooooooooooooooooo

[@ethanarmstrong7929]

First time I watched this in 2 years. Damn, "Schlatt" got me cry'en over here. Thanks for making my shit life happier when I needed it so much, idk how else I would have gotten through sophomore and junior year without you. It's crazy to think how much you have influenced and shaped me, maybe that's a weird thought that you completely changed a person but rest assured it was for the better, so don't worry. I didn't understand people but through your jokes and since of humor that I gained from watching your streams I was no longer the annoying guy at school. Even when I was, you taught me to say fuck you when people judge you because "you shouldn't care what they think, as long as your happy, fuck 'em." That is something that I will never forget. I even took computer science in junior year because that was your job at the busiest time of your life and that was possibly the best/worst class I have ever been in depending on how you look at it. Because of you and your guidance I started streaming, even though it didn't pay off at all, those 100s of hours playing the games I wanted to play (like you said to do so long ago) to literally no one was so much fun. Through your advise, I have started writing a book and looking back on the many spelling and grammar errors it might seem hopeless, but you gave me all the hope I needed. If you ever decide to stream on twitch again, Rex_Infinity will happily be able to give you his 12 month tier 3 sub to you "Big Guy". Thank you for everything.... and take your own advice and do what you want, fuck what we want. I know you are a passionate person that has made many amazing projects even if they were under appreciated at the time, but you still made them knowing full well they wouldn't do well. Now that's inspiring.

[@Bighomie39]

I have come to realize 2019 was a goated year and I didn't even know it at the time

[@Vad3251]

8:24 combined with charlie's/slimecicle's capabilities of saying only punchlines in a rapid succession we could get full jokes

[@dorothylauchnor8677]

Best way to start 2020: over an hour of Jschlatt content

[@anma1258]

"best of schlatt 2019" *sees over 1 hour and 25 mins* sounds about right

[@be4stly]

old jschlatt is so much better than his current content

[@twamigo6817]

28:36 even though i know what he looks like i just cannot imagine him making that noise in real life

[@mias2745]

Same

[@Papabandana]

Oh yeah, Mr. Krabs...

[@punyr]

"I should revise for the exam that determines my future" *1 hour shlatt vid*

[@finlayduncan2895]

Punyr lmao I fr got an exam next week

[@trishial8212]

This is a lie, this isn't the best of 2019, the best of 2019 would be every single stream you did this year

[@valora390.]

Seeing Mini Ladd in this video felt just a bit... Poorly aged? Cringy? Maybe both? Thank God Schlatt doesn't associate with him anymore.

[@Aryan-rx9rl]

True.

[@tnkl_4254]

The clips with him are actually funny but they're hard to laugh at seeing that it's that shitterton

[@muted_EXE]

When it said *Mini joined* at 7:20 i had a heart attack.. It just hurts to hear him. Im glad Schlatt doesnt associate with him to.

[@tnkl_4254]

@UCT7riYyMZPl_Z0KIar2vDRg Craig got allegations of sexual activities and flirting with minors with legit evidence from the alleged victims, they didn't stay alleged long tho as craig admitted to the allegations being true on his twitter, took a month break, and is still yet to apologize on his YT channel

[@vmoney3544]

wait what happened

[@purpite1001]

Jschlatt was definitely my favourite content creator of 2019 by a LONG shot, every video of his made me smile or laugh in one way or the other and I'm sure 2020 will be even better, keep up the amazing work.

[@Acanofsoda-sf2eu]

I don’t know why but I love the way traves says “we haves cookie”

[@Joxhr]

I am a good friend with fun fun friends friends and fun friends fun and fun to play with friends and fun up

[@SomeGuyHowGoesIt]

@@Joxhr you ok josh

[@dt5081]

Hilka h

[@nameless-user]

Josh r/ihadastroke

[@Moldybaguette]

Can’t wait for when he becomes president and we get the “best of Schlatts presidency” video

[@chlomance]

he shall fix all the mistakes done by obama

[@zookkee1189]

Blursed

[@ObscureDweeb]

I appreciate your name. Very cultured human

[@endruv_2287]

How is it 2022 and I'm already feeling nostalgia for this. Good times. Before Covid, Minecraft was still popular...2019 was a really good year. The Jschlatt/Antvenom beef is legendary

[@pythontron8710]

Y'all remember that one extremely popular and extremely old PewDiePie funny montage? That video is a relic and part of internet history, and videos like these that recap an entire year's worth of content will stand the test of time to become some of the most nostalgic things on the internet. Being as this video came out yesterday, it's hard to believe how many memories will come pouring back in when you rewatch it in 5 years.

[@Boxmancr]

I love how everyone took like 2 seconds before laughing at him not saying the punchline, as if they keep expecting him to say it

[@mrmeeseeks5637]

0:38 As someone who works at a party city this is 100% true come on down and beat me for ten dollars use code schlatt for up to 0% off

[@mr.bingusthecat]

yo where do i sign up for this, lowkey would be down to get beat up for 10 bucks

[@Y.o.w.t.f]

What's the point of the code then

[@chrispg51]

We’re are going out of business

[@whenvibes1330]

I have watched this at least 10 times now..... Who else is watching this at the end of 2020 wishing to go back..... to appreciate what we had, what we have, and what we will have. To be grateful in the moment and to live life like its our last. To appreciate everything we have here and now. Thank you, Jschlatt. You have brought me through many hard times....

[@miniminerx]

No Schlatt. Simply: Thank you. You've given me so much joy and laughter I thought was long lost ago in nostalgia. You proved to me that nostalgia is just an illusion, and times like these can be eternal, especially when I can enjoy your content with friends. Thank you for many of my favorite memories.

[@bigolworm3045]

What are you gay

[@skoopy4090]

BigOlWorm brug

[@slllyy4985]

Dude plays wii games now

[@NaschAzure]

ok

[@jBun12]

32:01 that's a laugh I haven't heard in years...

[@purestofsouls]

A-Aron Donald however, he’s back.

[@yeetogaming9628]

2019 was a great year, I found you, Travis, and Carson all in one year.

[@connortoenail]

They have such a good friend group.

[@user-lm7ex9ro9m]

Jawsh too

[@Joxhr]

The game is fun fun and fun fun to play with friends and fun friends friends fun fun friends friends and fun friends friends fun fun friends friends and fun friends friends fun fun friends friends and fun fun to play with friends and fun friends fun and fun to play with friends and fun friends friends fun fun friends friends and fun friends fun and fun to play with friends and fun friends friends and fun friends fun and fun to play with friends and fun fun friends friends fun fun friends fun and fun to play with friends

[@qdawgger]

Josh are you okay?

[@FanFoRlYfE]

Umm... should we be concerned?

[@leorapai2850]

Schlatt's Minecraft avatar is just..well It fits in all the right moments When he's telling jokes the avatar makes it so much more funny But in Charlie's video when he was controlling the weather it made him seem much more intimidating

[@thismustbeisaac]

JSchlatt's best moments 2019: The MInecraft Talent Show

[@brashtakks7473]

You know that party city joke really makes me laugh, really busts my gut; not just because Shalatt can deliver jokes in such an unorthodox and unique manner where the punchline still is delivered in a top notch manner, but the joke is also funny because Party City (found in the New York Stock Exchange as PRTY) is legitimately and actually going out of business soon, mostly due to a helium shortage that will soon bleed the company dry, as no party is completed without Mylar balloons filled with the precious element, Helium. They also had an abysmal 3rd quarter 2019. Party City stock lost roughly 70% equity on the 7th of November, and I need to make that money back somehow. Please beat up the cashier goblins when you go to Party City. I'm begging you. I'll do anything just please I need you to do it bro please please

[@ChimChump11]

Bruh literally the party city in my town shut down lol

[@arnoio8355]

This comment is the summation of internet humor

[@HarryG98]

BattleEmpoleon nothing about it is comedic in any sense

[@mono.isgtds]

Adam is a man haunted by his past.

[@francomasiniofficial]

*minecraft. constantly*

[@krocsandsocs4286]

asbestoes :)

[@xezone6360]

oh carson

[@user-uw2pe7ib2m]

oh

[@lankylizard7318]

:(

[@trainerjuuce3054]

:(

[@1-800-CHRISSY]

:(

[@hellontherockswithatwist2748]

:{

[@clummpylemming7620]

I think “possibly a Jew” was one of the greatest things I’ve ever heard on the jschlatt KZbin channel

[@carkmaker]

I liked "the first confirmed kill for the NYPD".

[@lucidlullaby894]

22:10 This is how seagulls communicate

[@rakin1134]

And shortly after they say "Listen to me motherfucker."

[@timbit4tim]

JSchlatt mispronouncing Russian animal names is my favorite thing. Bonk is actually pronounced 'Volk' which means Wolf.

[@docmcmoth]

No it's bonk

[@pixelking7689]

Its Волк

[@dortoka]

no bonk

[@pixelking7689]

Волк

[@holdonnow_youngster]

no i’m pretty sure it’s ьолк

[@b.8662]

this is still the best, funniest vid I`ve ever seen the pure comedic energy...I really miss the old days

[@Fel_artificial]

2:13 bruh the cave sound started playing when he turned around, it went so well

[@BigIcedCoffee]

“White people” -Skydoesminecraft 2019

[@buckethat4178]

Mega Squeeze Underrated comment 😂

[@thippytoes3929]

Fuckin mayonnaise

[@Kavycks]

The beating the Ender Dragon in SMPLive one genuinely made me tear up, it just gives me this overwhelming, and undescribable feeling of victory, sadness, happiness, and wholesomeness simultaneously, and it's just... Incredible. Congratulations Schlatt, you've come so far, and along the way, you've made and will continue to make a huge influence on KZbin, on your fans like me, and just everything you're involved in overall. Congrats man, and best wishes in 2020. Edit: P.S. I heard some kid in my hallway at school yell "YA LIKE DICK AND BALLS" at the top of his lungs in the middle of class when I was going to get a drink, so that's one way you're making an influence too I guess lol.

[@smalls1485]

I wonder if the water bucket was planned because it would be so hard to do that on the spot but also planning for that would be such a gamble

[@ns.5699]

IM STILLL TRYING TO FIGURE WHAT THE SONG IS I WANT TO LISTEN TO IT

[@anaschon]

@@ns.5699 its from the ost to a game called celeste! i think the actual song is called starjump its awesome

[@simonejoys6278]

that plus the nostalgia... i may have choked up watching it tonight

[@AngellicRuby]

Hopefully we get that best of schlatt 2020 video soon, love you big guy. Here's to two years of watching and many more to come

[@Thundertronprime]

28:37 schlatt sounds like the oh yeah mister crabs scream.

[@deo1965]

"There's no diamonds for the Boofed" -Jschlatt

[@CanadianDan854]

Here's to another great year! _Hopefully you won't get drafted._

[@hughesmongous9960]

We aren’t going to war

[@mabblepabble]

Ah, italics are back.

[@verysuspiciousstew5011]

Ah dang.

[@claritystephens7154]

@@hughesmongous9960 We probably are tbh

[@nexusxe]

@Off-Centred UwU you are the kind of people that are ruining the whole equal rights thing: "We want equal rights but only when it benefits us!!!" like jesus you need to grow up

[@deblobvis264]

I miss these days

[@its_queenkaitlyn6530]

36:44 are we not going to talk about how far his head turns?

[@Xbrine-]

Lol

[@MajorMilk]

Best of Jschlatt 2019: Through the eyes of friends

[@mrworldwide5685]

RawSloth pov: youre playing a game with jschlatt while he makes bad jokes and youre forced to laugh

[@sleepytulip2095]

I love it when Shlatt laughs at his own jokes

[@just_a_simp6880]

I just watched the 2020 recap and now I finished the 2019 as well, 4 hours of my life weren’t wasted

[@dasutanehineri]

the part of me that can read cyrillic: volk the rest of me: BONK

[@dragonmage1175]

Volk = wolf, right?