So some penguins turn to a life of crime

Thanks to producers of Frozen Planet.

[@DennisB3533]

The way he glances over his shoulder then acts like he’s just hanging out till the other one drops the rock and leaves is hilarious!

[@V0YAG3R]

no

[@moondewan]

Yes

[@Clickathon]

maybe

[@starcat17]

All of the above 🐧🐧

[@Zreknarf]

some of the above

[@alexia3552]

"He keeps a sharp lookout for robbers" takes one to know one lmao

[@Nox.INkRecords]

Word 🤣

[@margaretjones4682]

There is no honor among thieves.

[@ryuk5673]

He knows the game

[@arina4030]

LOLOLLOLOIOOILO

[@roykim51]

Cant play the player 😂

[@shinn3003]

Penguins innocent wobbly walk is something I just can not get over , they're just so adorable

[@derpherp7285]

Adele penguins make your average human rapist look like a joke. They will attempt to mate with the following without any hesitation, in the same day sometimes: Living females. Diseased females. Handicapped females. Dead corpses. Wounds in said corpses or living things. Holes.. in the ground. Children. Dead children. Other smaller animals. Anything with a pulse. And why the fuck not? Eachother. With all that in mind, enjoy the innocence as you look into the eyes of your average adele penguin, if you look hard enough into the eyes you might see their flashbacks of relentless booty destruction. Bonus: Your average duck living in a pond also likes to gangrape females to the point where they can break their necks, pluck out a eye or bleed to death from the good old grotto. Quack quack. And this is why I'm not a vegan. Fuck that shit thinking animals are some innocent being. They are not.

[@nyxcal]

he’s not adorable he’s a criminal

[@Zephyriia]

That’s how you get robbed son 😂

[@dizo-jp2td]

If you declare with your mouth, 'Jesus Is Lord' and believe in your heart that God raised him from the dead, you will be saved. -Romans 10:9

[@Hrathen39]

Until they open their beaks, then it's peak horror

[@Pearking_]

You could tell it was actually stealing, instead of just grabbing the nearest rocks. Because it would wait for the other penguin to walk away first

[@GwennTong]

Plot twist: victim penguin is ALSO robbing another penguin 😂

[@thetraumatized2703]

Wont be suprised 🤣

[@Turtleback8024]

🤣 didn’t see that one coming.

[@stressbytheidiotsaroundme9045]

Exactly that's what i thought too Lol

[@bari2883]

Yes. It’s the circle of life in Antarctica.😃

[@quasimodo8959]

Double plot twist: they are all doing it and are basically moving around rocks together .🐧.🐧.🐧.🐧.🐧

[@Glitcher2000]

“Some penguins turn to a life of crime.” Sounds like a job for Batman.

[@rossgabriel8881]

Its time to turn you in Penguin -Batman literally

[@LindseyDisney]

The Batman is an awesome movie.

[@guun.j2950]

IAM VENGEANCE

[@jopi8138]

*cinematic music starts rolling* *deep mysterious narrator voice* "some penguins... turn to a life of crime" *closeup on evil penguin eyes*

[@Marc-rw3dd]

@@LindseyDisney it really was

[@dr0elf]

Legend says the pengiun is still looking for more stones wondering why his nest is not becoming bigger. But he's really impressed by the big house his colleague has already build.

[@Legna1826]

Fun fact: Penguins only have one mate their entire life. And “propose" by giving their mate a pebble.

[@justscarlette1744]

I wonder if that pebble is also stolen from another penguin

[@Legna1826]

@@justscarlette1744 Who probably stole it from another penguin who stole it from another...🤣

[@anonymouspotato7538]

Some penguins will actually prostitute themselves for cool rocks, sometimes just taking the pebble and booking it without doing the horizontal tango.

[@thefrustratedneetaspirant7777]

@@anonymouspotato7538 wut?

[@anonymouspotato7538]

@@thefrustratedneetaspirant7777 Exactly what my comment says. For more info, reread the comment.

[@hh7407]

Listen to their little feet tapping when they walk. So cute.

[@FromSardiusToJasper]

what if I told you those cute little feet taps were done by someone in a studio somewhere and none of the sounds are real

[@karanjain6026]

@@FromSardiusToJasper exactly, they can't get close to them so they use big lens which can't record the audio..

[@user-or1ye3iz6d]

❤️

[@quitlife9279]

@@FromSardiusToJasper it was actually me fapping, recorded and licensed.

[@lucas.p.f]

cute little thief

[@nemou4985]

This shows evidence that animals do have a "theory of mind". The penguin waits so the other penguin isn't looking. He knows it would be upset, and can evaluate what they notice and don't notice.

[@englishatheart]

Can people please stop acting like humans are not also animals and acting like no other animals do the things we do?

[@nemou4985]

@@englishatheart That's what I am saying, tho. Most scientists even today believe that animals are devoid of theory of mind except maybe for dolphins or higher apes.

[@nullvoid564]

@@nemou4985 People should stop using the term "scientist" and instead stick to what their field is. Plenty of scientists are qualified in a field that is irrelevant but still give opinions on things that aren't their degree. Chiropractors are doctors but the official stance of real doctors is that they aren't.

[@WhoAmI-kb4vf]

@@nullvoid564 yeah true but what does that have to do with what he said

[@nullvoid564]

@@WhoAmI-kb4vf he said "Most scientists"

[@NickyWaters]

Imagine if the "penguin victim" becomes the "depressed penguin" that took the path of solitude into the mountains

[@RaytheGrayt]

😔

[@BluesofButterfly]

You had to remind us of that, didn't you... 😒😒

[@tegathemenace]

​@@BluesofButterfly what's it about I'm lost

[@RdTrpBrgr]

@@tegathemenace you probably found it by now, but look up "penguin, depressed...", it's a clip from werner herzog's "encounters at the end of the world"

[@SupperSoup]

Imagine its just a circle of 5 penguins stealing from eachother, forever infinitely

[@JG-zs8tr]

0:32 I love how the thief keeps his back turned until the doofus getting the rocks turns the other way. Those little side eye glances! 😂

[@ashotofmercury]

That got me too!! 😂🤣😂🤣

[@felin_de_la_nuit]

I said the exact same thing 😩😹

[@JC-lc5fo]

C'mon why you gotta call him doofus, poor little fella.🐧

[@PrincessAfrica3]

@@JC-lc5fo right! Poor guy

[@sarthakpradhan3870]

Doofus😂

[@DhruvaDevOnline]

POV: The evolutionary motivation to start learning to count.

[@deprofundis3293]

Right?? 😂

[@tahmkenchusta5852]

More like evolutionary motivation to object permanence and visual memory, if you get home from work you don’t count your objects to check if someone robbed you or not do you?

[@bbyjscx]

🤣

[@rilasolo113]

@@tahmkenchusta5852I count my teaspoons when I have suspicious guest thank you 💅

[@tahmkenchusta5852]

@@rilasolo113 that's on you, i guess

[@kurtengel4652]

Imagine if every penguin just robbed from each other in a never-ending loop of thievery

[@cody555903]

Love how none of the other penguins are snitchin lol

[@CLBOO6]

Well this could be one of the reasons why some of these penguins got depressed and wander off into the mountains.

[@eggsual019]

I just saw that video

[@fins59]

Mystery solved, well done.

[@samalyy]

😂😂😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[@loganrichardson7870]

If someone starts to get a little chummy with me I recommend them that video, they watch as I laugh in the background. Now no one really talks to me anymore, it’s great

[@tylera5432]

Its cus they lose faith in penguinanity

[@SeleneDethly]

This should have been obvious. Everyone knows Penguins are master criminals. And out in there, there's no bats to stop them.

[@mjwhiteglove2723]

TransGamer Girl You're from the "Gotham" fandom too?

[@MildMisanthropeMaybeMassive]

I AM VENGEANCE!

[@zbeqju]

@@mjwhiteglove2723 Penguin isn't just a Gotham character

[@kerguelen_cabbage]

I was thinking of Wallace and Gromit but I guess that's just me

[@Twocat5side]

Madagascar penguins

[@magicredrock]

Off camera, the penguin is robbing another penguin’s nest

[@sleepyfromstress6524]

Awww these cute lil penguins with their penguin problems like how their fluffy white bellies grow dirty from dirt 🥰

[@elgaatooo]

At 0:54 he the thief started coming early to steal the rock but then noticed the other penguin and was like "oh shit, he still not gone" and stopped in his tracks. 😂😂

[@carolinepena5633]

Lmaooo I hadn't noticed 😂😂

[@anti-ethniccleansing465]

He even takes a moment to glance up at the sky like he is whistling. Doo dee doo doo nothing to see here.... Lol.

[@SimplyTasnia]

I didn't even notice! 😂😂😂

[@deprofundis3293]

Omg 🤣

[@natogfg]

yep, and the thief also "looks those beautiful ice mountains..." until the other penguim is gone

[@Iku00]

Ah yes, the infamous Jack the Waddler, greatest criminal mind of the frozen seas

[@stoopidapples1596]

or, just “the penguin” works too

[@Iku00]

@@stoopidapples1596 But I wanted to emphasize his majestic waddling as he skillfully steals pebbles from his victims

[@universalspaceexpeditioner8259]

@@stoopidapples1596 The Penguin doesn't work as they are all already penguins. Imagine calling a human criminal THE HUMAN.

[@karanshah5604]

Straight out of a Disney movie.

[@itsKNR]

I was waiting for that victim penguin to pull his concealed glock 26 out and start a shootout with the robber.

[@4nt0s]

This is why I'm glad humans didn't evolve from birds. Imagine a society where everyone just steals rocks from each other.

[@SnekNyx]

I mean, some do steal shiny rocks and paper with ink on it!

[@user-yp7ke4et7o]

Lol humans were always humans.

[@deadpirateroberts9937]

They do though. We were raiding and looting gold. Mongols and others were raiding cities.

[@stephenfrank9735]

Not all penguins are Thieves. In fact the thieves, when caught are punished and ostracized from the society. Is the reason why this penguin had to steal in stealth mode.

[@Derperfier]

Poor soul

[@shisirthapa2760]

That penguin be like: its never regarded as a crime until you found guilty 😂

[@barbararichards5478]

So funny.. and the underhanded sideways expression of the criminal

[@AxxLAfriku]

I don't have any friends because they are ashamed of the videos I upload. Are they really that bad, dear ba

[@romatd293]

​@@AxxLAfriku absolutely. you should be ashamed man. god spits on your soul

[@fireking6308]

@@AxxLAfriku Yes.

[@gdgd5194]

@@AxxLAfriku Yes you should quit your dream. I also report you for unwanted spam/trash advertising.

[@guitarboy0211]

Lmao i love how the other penguin comes back, sees the rock gone then looks around as if hes thinking, "what? I swear I just left it right here"

[@chynnavindiola58]

"😈time to steal "

[@brookebrandow6860]

I knew someone else had to be dying about that

[@anthonyrobinson6590]

He would've been scratching his head if he could reach it. 😁

[@headcheese5306]

And after 2 seconds: "Must've been the wind"

[@amichaels8346]

What's so funny & amazing is that the 'thief' has a SENSE of ETHICS because he's ACTING like he KNOWS THAT HE'S STEALING! 😂😂😂😳

[@FrankLotion9461]

The penguin stealing is Skipper from Madagascar.

[@decalcomanie123]

I can't help but imagine the camera zooms out, the other penguin is just standing there with a rock, staring at him in disappointment like it's a scene from Looney Tunes

[@megsie1424]

I so wanted the thief to get caught!

[@jancarlosmanon4556]

@@megsie1424 see the series, it get caught but nothing happen

[@Turtleback8024]

@@jancarlosmanon4556 Huh?🙆🏻‍♂️ someone herein suggested that perhaps he was also stealing from another penguin?🤓

[@set-afro0689]

I can't believe the penguin would do something so illegal. I'm shaking and crying right now.

[@ModernDayRenaissanceMan]

Penguins are known for rape & all sorts of violence

[@fartedididnot3685]

@Whooa you a ugly nincompoop :-] Because its just so evil! I'm shaking and crying right now.

[@elpapu2410]

I'm shaking and moving my booty rn

[@HadrianGuardiola]

Its a hard world we're living in 😢

[@daveg.]

I like to imagine that it’s just a circle of penguins stealing from eachother an no one ever makes any progress.

[@vaibhav7192]

He looked so much innocent and also being such a criminal is just awesome 🤣🤣

[@Sunny6440]

"Sharp lookout for robbers" LMAOO HES THE ONE WHOS ROBBING

[@arte0021]

Its not like robbers like being robbed

[@hdskl2150]

This honestly has to be one of the funniest nature documentary moments

[@mrnayger5690]

I remember when i was part of an expedition to antarctica, there are parts of life down there they don't show you. For example, we visited the Antarctica correctional facility (ACF). It is the largest prison down there, with horrible living conditions, where criminal penguins are incarcerated. Inside these prisons, they form gangs because the inmates are basically left on their own. The government makes it even worse by having sentences of 5+ years for small crimes like stone theft. So many small time criminal penguins become career criminals through this prison. Horrific stuff

[@jacksont9455]

I got halfway through this before I even considered doubting you, bro

[@IAMNOTRANA]

You had me at first half.

[@Rohwit]

A team of expertly trained Penguins is on its way to you. You were warned not to share this outside. I will explain to your family. Sad. Bad. Love from India

[@inamulhassanshaik3818]

First.. I started reading it like some research paper.... and ....😂😂

[@inamulhassanshaik3818]

The criminal penguins mafia will be looking for you... careful bro...

[@AuraB00]

00:35 The thief penguin turned around it's head and peeked is hilarious.

[@HeeminGaminStation]

This is so well directed and the actors are really hitting their marks!

[@johntuffy5721]

" Dammit , I have been building this nest for a week and it doesn't seem to get any bigger"

[@ayva1106]

Little do they know...

[@stormrhode2330]

Never have I ever wanted to slap a penguin so badly.

[@roccogentilella2134]

Bro he knows exactly what he's doing that's what's so funny. He waits until the other one turns around to steal from him what a little rascal

[@Filia_Noctis]

Am I the only one to actually feel bad for the penguin? 😭 If only his mate was there to keep an eye out... she probably went fishing.

[@Anthintendo]

Y’see, male Adelie’s build up nests BEFORE finding mates. It’s part of their ritual. A bigger, neater nest is more likely to attract a female. So these guys are all bachelors.

[@Filia_Noctis]

@@Anthintendo Ow that's a nice piece of trivia! Makes me feel ever worse somehow that this poor lad is just a single penguin trying to find a mate... I wish I could keep an eye out for him 😔

[@herr.schmidt]

Well, think of the female penguin that choses the thief because of his nests size and thinks it represents his work ethic and ability to care for the family in the future... It's just a matter of time that they will persecute him and bann from the community. And his poor wife will be a single mother. What we see here is the beginning of a family tragedy. Maybe the little penguin children of them will even bullied in school.

[@ErrorXTech]

me... poor him :(

[@RageOfTheTiger]

@@Filia_Noctis That's kind of ya. In the full video the penguin does eventually catch on and gets pretty mad if I remember right

[@accountpc4311]

That penguin thief is smarter than alot of thieves in my country

[@davetonyjohn1391]

*10 years later* Penguin: *Remember me* ? Theif penguin: " W- who are you ? " Penguin: *I AM VENGENCE*

[@CandidRose]

Skipper: Kowalski, analysis! Kowalski: Sir! It appears that some penguins turn to a life of crime.

[@MikkoSatama]

Even Batman knew penquins are criminals.

[@daweller]

if that Penguin were a villian in a movie, he would be called " The Penguin ".

[@MikkoSatama]

@@daweller 😂

[@debrakleid5752]

Poor thing can’t understand why his nest isn’t getting any bigger after all that hard work.

[@oshinb7]

This is more interesting to watch than a movie.

[@rachelw821]

Most adorable criminal I’ve ever seen! That little waddle slays me!!! ❤️

[@linston3887]

A few years later this penguin was convicted of running a cocaine empire.

[@Cider22]

The fact that I’ve already seen this documentary probably means I need to get off the internet for today lol

[@BenCadorette]

I just imagine the first penguins stealing from a nest made up of stolen rocks from another penguin who made a nest from the rocks of another penguin who’s nest was made of stolen rocks from………….

[@oOIIIMIIIOo]

The first rocker just walked to mountains, he is done...

[@Blackcain]

stolen rock nestception

[@Sam-vf5uc]

If we had greater law enforcement in penguin communities this wouldn't happen.

[@ChrisOnMission1]

I like the turbo-waddle he does to get away from the crime scene as fast as possible after he steals a stone.

[@edcfyau]

Imagine the robbed penguin’s reaction when the camera man shows this footage to it XD

[@francisvinquiote300]

Plot twist the first penguin was also robbing in the neighbours' nest

[@y.l7455]

And they robbed the robber.

[@mxgirl918]

The creators of those penguin quartet from the Madagascar franchise weren't so far off the mark.

[@mollymoo2447]

That’s prolly the cutest thing I’ve seen in a long time lmfao.

[@ifeanyinwachukwu1054]

Very smart, he knows what he's doing is wrong

[@ZeRo-bx7lp]

And no one will tell on the thief because even penguins hate snitches😂

[@mandymoore5774]

Such a professional thief he is too! Meanwhile the other ones breaking his back trying to make a nest all dirty & tired I’m sure from working on his rock nest.

[@hiraidiamond5933]

Penguins are so cute wth

[@Karlach_]

It's only funny until the penguin start stealing *your* rocks

[@berenicerayny4187]

"Work smarter, not harder"

[@doggo2836]

That ending is perfectly cut 🤣🤣

[@ohsokitty]

Anyone notice the penguin in the back at then end laying on top of his nest protecting his rocks. 😂😂😂

[@deprofundis3293]

Haha no - thanks for pointing it out! 😂❤️

[@BusSee69]

This is the cutest robbery ever.

[@aleynan2153]

I’m unnaturally angry at that penguin for stealing 😂

[@bison8745]

Lmao that little weasel He's actually waiting for the other one to turn around before he goes and take his rocks

[@weareyourmother]

They’re all robbing each other, forever cycling through the same rocks

[@nottomiokagiyu9830]

That's some serious Penguin on Penguin crime. Where's the Penguin police when you need them

[@qwertycomp9618]

I love how this doesn’t seem out of character to me because of Penguins of Madagascar

[@kat3871]

The penguin version of "take one, leave one."

[@Jinouga502]

When you cap your sneak out to 100.

[@radia4752]

0:54 it definitely feels like the robber penguin is whistling while the good penguin's looking at him

[@brayden2983]

"All Penguins Have Criminal tendencies" so I have learned.

[@00MrPanda00]

Okay, there needs to be a series for top 10 animal thiefs. Penguins, Raccoons, etc.

[@lotsofstuff123official]

Imagine if it turned out they were just all slyly stealing from each other

[@howlinhobbit]

oddly enough, my next band is going to be called *Criminal Penguin*.

[@CaseyAngelicaHardy]

Cutest criminals I’ve ever seen in my life.

[@michellegong1626]

“So some penguins turn to a life of crime” Students: *Relatable.*

[@newperve]

These parents were brought up by loving parents, they weren't abused or neglected. They really have no excuse.

[@thijmenwesthuis]

The definition of work smart not hard

[@stfsgtking]

The way penguins fight is funny. They just slap each other 🤣

[@vsingh139]

🤣🤣&i was keep thinking he'll be beaten by his fellow pingu any minute , but thief pingu was too clever 🤣🤣

[@hotheadedgamers6949]

He runs in at every open lmao

[@shyguy929]

Everything about penguins screams "organized crime"

[@quint3ssent1a]

Penguin: i did not chose thug life. Thug life chose me.

[@NickyWaters]

This is the best villain origin story

[@Night-Shade.]

This is what work smarter not harder looks like 😆

[@HiLoveLeighs]

I’ve probably watched this at least 10 times today. This is genuinely one of the funnies things I’ve ever seen, lol.

[@V0YAG3R]

no

[@deadpirateroberts9937]

You’re laughing, a penguin is getting robbed and you’re laughing.

[@suraangel6956]

This is so funny. I love the way he literally waits until the other one is gone before going back to take the rocks. The way they demonstrate intelligence is as fascinating as it is hilarious

[@debrakleid5752]

The poor penguin who is hard at work has dirt all over his belly while the thief is clean and stealing.

[@keithhendrickson8522]

Some penguins are such gentle creatures, others are just plain evil.

[@DerNunu]

To be fair they must be pretty desperate. Life is kind of cruel when the best thing you can find to grow eggs are hard rocks. And even those are rare. I am kind of curious what would happen if someone would deliver those penguins a shipment of rocks somewhere.

[@keithhendrickson8522]

@@DerNunu desperate aye? The one who's actually trying seems to find plenty, enough for both of them actually. Similar to humans, the ones who don't even try seem to survive perfectly fine by stealing from those who are working twice as hard.

[@DerNunu]

@@keithhendrickson8522 of course there aren't plenty stones or they wouldn't have evolved with such a important focus on the stones.

[@keithhendrickson8522]

@@DerNunu Just like a successful defence lawyer, you can excuse away any bad behavior. Why not just use that excuse to steal everything, then leave the hard workers to die? Then you'll be left with a world full of lazy selfish thieves who have no idea how to take care of anyone, least of all themselves.

[@tylertheberge5309]

Its like the hard working citizen Trying to get ahead the right way and the government and corporations constantly keeping him stuck in his place while benefiting themselves

[@pinkdiamonds9137]

“Goddamn that’s a nice rock; I’mma take dat one too!” 🤣

[@Matze96DAK]

Morning Stan! Morning Karl! Seems like the early bird gets the rock, right? Don't get me started, it feels like i moved nothing the whole time. Just keep it on, the results will speak for themselves.

[@maxxmarino6500]

This is a pretty accurate depiction of any major business, government, or crime syndicate. If it was to depict most religious institutions then the dude wouldn't even need to steal, the other penguins would just willing give him rocks

[@chounoki]

So true. The hardworking honest guy is full of dirt over the body. The stealing criminal is tidy and clean like a prince.

[@proudatheist2042]

It's amazing that the camera person didn't laugh out loud.

[@af-cy2cy]

Finally a good true crime documentary