Jazz for Cows

[@daviddamasceno6063]

"So, who is your target audience?" "It's complicated..."

[@Beer_viking]

🤣😂🤣😂

[@kennitodevangavani891]

😂 😂 😂 😂 😂

[@delilahdandelion7026]

😂😂

[@dbsirius]

Cash cows

[@haveaniceday9121]

Cowmplicated

[@lazarjovanovic4388]

Disney princess: starts singing All animals in a 5 mile radius:

[@Roy-lg2sh]

Lol 😂 This comment is really underrated

[@beezlebubrulerofhell3118]

I'd like there to be a Disney movie about a princess who can't sing but is damn good at playing jazz and all the animals help her on her adventures because they think it sounds great, and are fed up with princesses songs at this point.

[@taylorj7897]

flamingo bird Holy crap that’s genius. You should write a book!

[@lazarjovanovic4388]

@@beezlebubrulerofhell3118 LOL

[@helliswar]

Im laughing so hard lololololloool

[@Kanakou_DX15]

It's getting harder and harder for jazz musicians to find an audience nowadays

[@amandachong4885]

Or is it getting harder and harder to find a jazz band cause they're all busy playing gigs for cows?

[@stain5570]

*It's getting harder and harder*

[@leviii8920]

@@stain5570 😩

[@Me_di]

Yes no more intelligent people haha

[@osamabinladen824]

Jazz is for cows only.

[@sarad7951]

Can we please bring back this era of KZbin 🥲

[@길-g9c]

I miss that too but it is never happening

[@Bookake-2]

we lost it long ago

[@sanzharzaitenov5268]

Bring again KZbin without advertising. Back to days when KZbin was a hobby not a job

[@sarahberkner]

I just came back from watching bardcore videos, I'm not complaining.

[@이이름은11자로이뤄짐]

We remember those memories through these videos. Every time I see it, I feel sad that so much time has passed.

[@brian8653]

After this the cows decided they were done with grass and wanted to hear more brass

[@Zkelyton]

This comment is so underrated 😂

[@keithchin2656]

Less grass, more brass

[@mellymelons8079]

smartest comment here

[@mjwoods14]

Ur ass is grass

[@hsmfan071]

That is hilarious! 😂

[@leventc777]

Cows show respect musicians by not eating grass and being silent, but most people dont.

[@mistercappuccino]

What can i say. I see a musician play; I eat grass. Can't help it.

[@meerpirat508]

Some of them still eat

[@kennylaughon6215]

Joy

[@ahopefor]

Ah some of them were still eating grass.

[@diannadefee]

Ya humans eat grass while listening to jazz

[@heyitsak128]

*The dislikers are those cows which were not present at that moment*

[@ndiranguwanjohi3410]

This is low-key a hard burn

[@autumn4442]

don't ya mean that... mooment?

[@rubberducc7318]

Or triggered vegans Tho idk why they would hate this

[@xr55]

They were in India. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@hindu1951]

Dark world

[@PosaPunto]

They stopped eating the grass, stood side by side, gave full of their attention, listened quietly and respectfully, didn't look at their phone. Most people wouldn't be able to.

[@YotoBoto]

When the company tells they really care about their cows

[@osmanbkilic6229]

"Well...How much can you care for some cows?" Company: *hires jazz band*

[@poctordepper4269]

I noticed that on milk cartons for the first time today

[@deei1919]

@Mister Ious Inflicting pain, killing living creatures who feel everything very well not for survival but just because they taste good sure is hilarious 😂🤣 fuck all those sensitive pussies amirite?

[@leo-yf9rw]

@@deei1919 I found the angry Vegan!

[@PentaPW]

"musical milk"

[@AeronBrusen]

Life's good, fresh grass, good music, and no rain today. _A random grateful cow._

[@reesecarr2105]

sure......and then a knife across the throat, this is so phony, they don't want to hear this idiot play , they want their freedom and to live 25 years they are supposed to.

[@hectorr1340]

@@reesecarr2105 Yeah, and I want my steak

[@bgebre4031]

@@reesecarr2105 tell me you’re an overly aggressive vegan without telling me you’re an overly aggressive vegan

[@reesecarr2105]

@@bgebre4031 stating the fact ! you think them cows care this idiot playing music?? he looks like an idiot!

[@-M_-]

@@reesecarr2105 you are the idiot here, shut your @ss up and respect the people.

[@JustinGalindoRealtor]

Imagine just eating grass and chilling all day and one day these figures show up and play great sounds...

[@LC-fq4cv]

And the next day you become a steak.

[@lazarjovanovic4388]

@@LC-fq4cv LOL

[@ianbeach23]

Imagine posting a video of you playing jazz for a bunch of cows 8 years ago, and all of a sudden millions of people are flocking in to see it.

[@URDESPORTS]

😂❤️

[@koldBreezeYT]

Mona Lisa LOL

[@deokhee7488]

유튜브는 참 고맙다 이런 귀한 13년전 영상을 알고리즘으로 갑자기 보여주네ㅋㅋㅋㅋ

[@googiyeah5800]

I thought it was only me who just saw this after 13 years ago 😹

[@KR_Picaserica]

오

[@수수깡옥수수-n3q]

ㄹㅇㅋㅋ

[@gabrielrodriguez6936]

Everyone thought we would have flying cars in the future, but this is way better.

[@zero-gi6gp]

do you honestly think jazz for cows is better than flying cars? because i think so too.

[@stefan1924]

How about flying cows playing jazz themselves?

[@bleuland8846]

@@stefan1924 yes

[@felipelrrs8310]

true bro flying is overrated anyways

[@ryanlee1195]

Flying car is totally overrated

[@joanurb8015]

Cows are even nodding and looking at each other like the audience in America's got talent.

[@dddila]

Yo 😂

[@dravyah9899]

😂😂😂

[@luvsharma5766]

Nice one😂😂

[@silas6446]

they are critiquing their performance

[@db5094]

@@christianbrehm5398 tf

[@Ebola-Jones]

Whoever's playing the cowbell is absolutely killing it.

[@apekz3592]

Damn straight dude

[@named746]

probably the cow

[@DEAD_DOG]

@@named746 no shit sherlock

[@named746]

@@DEAD_DOG I ate your dog

[@sanelino3069]

So, it must be the butcher then

[@user-fy58r7I]

튜바를 보고 정말 이상하게 우는 소라고 생각했을 거야

[@bogo4064]

Zzzz

[@v8_6200]

그러게요ㅎㅎ

[@raymondshin5985]

유포늄

[@KR_Picaserica]

ㅋㅋ

[@PantakesVGP]

I was expecting the cows to clap at the end.

[@popchips2531]

the cows were expected you to " moo" at the end

[@venomtang]

LOL

[@LoveusSlothus]

VGPras Lol I’m picturing it now, clapping their hooves together 😂

[@YS3Caero]

Someone do this on After Efects please!

[@antonioescobedo2225]

Jajaja

[@krugz_]

the cows even gave them a standing ovation the whole time

[@blablablawkwkwk]

they did a backflip in this one kzbin.info/www/bejne/moLaZapvjMyLmbM

[@deithlan]

@@blablablawkwkwk I- Fuck

[@jamien.5528]

I know right?! 😂

[@jamien.5528]

‍ the amount of times I’ve been rick rolled today...

[@JTheMelon]

@@blablablawkwkwk I can always recognize that link >:)

[@ImpassiveCanine]

I choose to believe that none of those guys know each other or planned this

[@SplendidFellow]

They know each other, they're the New Hot 5! But, they didn't plan this, it was all entirely improvised and unexpected and these were the first notes they played that morning, before they even warmed up

[@kadenheldt5590]

As you should

[@James-jg7kv]

They're all wearing khaki's, they know each other all right

[@enkidoodoo]

@@James-jg7kv i thought every men above 35 wears khakis

[@drewramey5095]

Just like five random dudes all in khakis who happen to have their instruments

[@박미리-f6x]

12년 전 영상이지만 너무 좋네요 잔잔한 재즈도 이 잔잔한 유쾌함도❤

[@진수lilbill]

소 너모 조아양 소야아 사랑해

[@zacharymacnamara5363]

The cow audience is more respectful than the human audience.

[@bruffindust3924]

Yeah sadly in a couple weeks they get there heads chopped off

[@bruffindust3924]

Walid Fakhfakh why?

[@bruffindust3924]

Walid Fakhfakh what’s worse you being a human and seeing my comment or getting tattooed, branded and getting you’re head chopped off? curious

[@bruffindust3924]

Walid Fakhfakh also if this was a yulin dog farm and they were playing jazz and uploaded it too KZbin EVERYONE in the comments would be making the comment I made

[@maziu27]

@@walidfakhfakh3660 except thats true lmao. They are probably all dead now

[@immacoolturtle]

I want to form a band so we can tour and just perform for cows exclusively.

[@VasoVasich]

Yesssss

[@mejkor]

admission: 2 prime cuts

[@Jancek34]

i'm in ;)

[@MissBeautyE4]

I'll play the sax

[@MrJunJee]

Do u guys need a triangle musician?

[@KinoSeseri04]

The concert got canceled, so instead of wasting time doing nothing, they went to find audience

[@syarifahsitiaisyah_1546]

😂😂

[@crusty_cookie3099]

At least they make those cows happy

[@bro_street]

👎

[@ileanabriannemari]

Atleast the cows are a good audience, they even gathered around and everything :DD

[@Conklin03]

@@bro_street 👎

[@ウルトラワープライド井上]

KZbinくんこれをおすすめに流してくれてありがとう凄い満足感だぜ

[@qthuman2823]

Kankokumo arimasu~ kyomo iijikan sugositene~~

[@さかなぁ-k5f]

arigato!

[@Cento1Air]

金儲けに走ってない良い時代だったね

[@mstkswr5895]

俺も同じだぜ 明日仕事で嫌な気分だったけど、少し気が楽になったぜ

[@JB49105]

I like how the cows were more respectful than most human audiences.

[@onion4879]

bruh they're cows

[@toshi7559]

@@onion4879 thats why

[@luke2080]

And more intelligent.

[@rainawareness1495]

They're cows, they just stand around.

[@bewaktembaga498]

Spot on.

[@birdayo]

Its so cute that they all gathered to witness this like they’re respecting the beautiful music

[@angrydoodle8919]

They are respecting the beautiful music.

[@dearbrave4183]

They do.

[@30pranaypawar17]

Guys! I think i am a cow too. 🤔💀

[@aspitube2515]

I don’t know if they can perceive music

[@americansforhire5378]

Witness this beautiful music before witnessing a shot to the brain then sliced into steak and ribs

[@jyca3101]

those cows are more polite as an audience than most people today

[@hotboat7054]

No shit captain obvious, they're cows

[@deechonada]

we live in a society huh

[@menelrandir]

Right

[@Marcus-im1zs]

Bold of you to think so highly of cows, Grass

[@khusseinkhomeini]

If you play poorly, they might just Moo you.

[@NihilisticDysfunction]

13 years later and im still coming back to this gem ❤

[@scatterbrained7050]

To everyone complaining that the music isn't complicated enough, i think if you were a cow you wouldn't enjoy jacob collier either

[@hvossaf]

Damn what a mooooooood ;p

[@ItsAJoke242]

The beauty of life is in simplicity so I'd say that was some neat music.

[@andjelakosic3422]

Ahahahahhahahahahaha

[@omen2332]

Who's Jacob Collier?

[@victorroque5667]

@@omen2332 search him up and I guarantee you will NOT be disappointed.

[@williamspak3532]

i love how 1k people on the dislike button are just like “nah. jazz for cows sucks”

[@dhruv1019]

💀💀

[@broly1200]

Lmaoo

[@shiiiguthewise6778]

Probably from some people who think it's inhumane or something

[@Jack93885]

@@shiiiguthewise6778 lmao "how dare they subject the poor animals to such spicy dissonance. We only play Bach to our cows"

[@kristoffersparegodt420]

That's a golden comment

[@hliang4]

So polite, they didn't take out their phones during the performance!

[@fortbumper]

Tony Liang we sure can see by that how bad peoples are and how good those girls are !

[@cannedcatfood]

+Tony Liang LOL

[@AndreaFooLOL]

lmfaooooooo hahahaha

[@MoosicandCritters]

Tony Liang ROTFLMAO!!!!!

[@Yourmom-dd3fh]

that is not a way to talk when you are a woman

[@COWASOGGY]

Thank you guys for serenading my family

[@solopine9624]

My thought process: Whoever is playing the cowbell is off.. oh cow bell .. is on the cow

[@CT-5736-Bladez]

🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

[@MJ-nx7fc]

It's jazz anyway haha

[@charisday3846]

I laughed out loud to this, underrated comment

[@expiredmilk5435]

The cow was the best player

[@MaleiCKSalah]

You just spoke for me

[@KinGembuL]

“Did he... just say that ??” “Shh... shut your laughter, dont let the human know”

[@somebodycooliguess1597]

"Be polite, it's clearly not their first language"

[@marumarquez1821]

underrated comment

[@rainvast8982]

😂😂😂 1000 IQ comment

[@crowofcainhurst]

I'm wheezing omg...lmao

[@littlejoe9381]

The cows are thinking, “ You know, those humans can really be entertaining sometimes . They’re some interesting creatures “.

[@zanguauvaitomacu4925]

They dont think

[@conlangknow8787]

sometimes they might

[@luddyaria3954]

Lol

[@jimmytimmy3680]

@@zanguauvaitomacu4925 of course they do. Not to human level but they do think.

[@zanguauvaitomacu4925]

@@jimmytimmy3680 No, they dont.

[@Katsun7373]

みんなこっち見て行儀良く並んで聴いてるの可愛い🐄🐄😄

[@RetroJack]

When you consider what a cow's daily life is like, this is truly high entertainment!

[@zeffery101]

Sadly, after this event, life was never the same for these cows. They had a taste of human entertainment and eating grass and grazing was just never the same. Later that year, all 12 cows tragically took their lives :( /s

[@RetroJack]

@@zeffery101 🤣

[@Nostalgia_Addict]

Who wouldn't enjoy good music?

[@RetroJack]

@@archie15900 Well said!

[@Ammeo]

its a shame we harm and kill these lovely animals for our greed

[@Tmt_2239]

literally nobody is giving credit to the musicians who are actually pumping a good song

[@dt_lopes2087]

It really does sound very nice, I wonder if they created this song themselves or if this song already exists... (I need to know the name of it!! 😭😂)

[@PatNeedhamUSA]

They're in the hall of fame, what are you taking about them not receiving credit?

[@javrami4883]

That clarinet player was going in

[@qinnn25]

@@dt_lopes2087 The song is called saints go marching in. It's a very old song, but definitely nice to hear.

[@night8434]

Because this is not the point, lol

[@infinitube6802]

The best part is that the crowd is not mooooing at all

[@JohnDoe-kh3rc]

Better than humans, right? I think I mistyped "Whooooooo-mans", didn't I?

[@AlmostEthical]

Cows are known music lovers. Must be pretty dull out there in the field, just chewin' the old cud. Some friendly apes making pleasant sounds nearby with shiny objects would be a highlight of their day.

[@isaaclovesJesus]

sir, Jesus loves you so much, God bless you.

[@Alainpr0viste]

can we all just appreciate the fact that these cows has stopped eating to listen to them ?

[@zipp9639]

Any cow will do it (As long as its good)

[@visualdrone]

they are very curious animals

[@Sk8forsocks]

you can hear them ringing the cow bell in the beginning, thats why they came lmfao...

[@AnAngryMagpie]

@@Sk8forsocks no they have cowbells around them lmao, and why would they stay if there was no food. Your logic was flawed

[@MeJustAimy]

I played guitar for cows once^^ also in "la Campagne" was fun, they love music.

[@aminm7714]

The funniest part is that they all stopped eating grass just to enjoy their music

[@phurink6952]

Yes

[@polmeria465]

Hey its free entertainment!

[@sharp_object]

in exchange for their grass, the cows tuned it to some jazz. the end.

[@Roaster-hr4kr]

Cows are very curious animals they usually come close if you stand there

[@Awesumpye25]

It’s more of curiosity. Cows aren’t very bright

[@rtp6343]

“Jerry, come out to this field and bring your clarinet.” “Stephen, I’m at work.” “Did I stutter?”

[@MillennialHippie]

"did I st-udder?"

[@librarianrose4472]

Thomas Atwood r/woooosh

[@racerx6563]

@RTP Hahaha! 👏👏👏🤣🤣🤣

[@otalkthehippo9053]

Femmefatal bro he clearly got the joke stop whooshing people and start watching people play jazz for some cows

[@roki7]

@@librarianrose4472 r/woooosh is dead in KZbin and few people are just doing it so stop

[@jisung__h]

朝に急にオススメに流れてきたけど気持ちの良い朝になってすごくいい、牛さんみんなお利口にお客さんしててかわいい

[@luiziferbehel3750]

I love how they all start gathering one by one, beautiful creatures

[@TheMrsarahanne90]

The cows or the musicians?

[@Steve76777]

The tuba sounds almost like a cow's moo so maybe they were interested by instinct.

[@joepaullawncare7222]

Like people..hmm

[@Osama-Bon-Jovi-01]

@@TheMrsarahanne90 yes

[@vika0194]

Except for one that didn’t care

[@XENOXTA]

“Jazz for Cows” is quickly becoming my new favourite music genre.

[@appledough3843]

You calling me fat 😢😂

[@doob.]

Guess you a cow too

[@How_To_Drive_a_TARDIS]

Let's just assume cows are spherical

[@DavidTa2]

😊

[@mywordsfactos]

music to make good quality beef

[@MayimHastings]

I love how the cows start looking around at each other at the same time like there’s some silent conversation happening.

[@Ammeo]

its a shame we harm and kill these lovely animals for our greed

[@glong86]

@@Ammeo We don't kill them for greed, they are slaughtered for our sustenance.

[@DP_KUN]

@@Ammeo for food

[@Ammeo]

@@DP_KUN But its unnecessary. I haven't eaten any meat for 30+ years and i am completely fine. Infact, 40% population of India are born vegetarians which equates to more than 400 million+ born vegetarians in India alone

[@SaccharineHearts]

@@Ammeo girl I love animals as much as the next person but being vegan isn't gonna save the world or even animals, hate how preachy y'all can be (btw I was vegetarian for 4 years)

[@rosshallworth6578]

The cow whispering to the other cow @1:27 "ee they're not half bad these, are they George?"

[@Goosiepoo]

Ok but why was this masterpiece hidden from me for 8 years Also honk

[@MrM-_]

KZbin strike again lol

[@tbbt1215]

Lol

[@kareczkowa7570]

Grand Goose exactly!!

[@明智餅乾]

the content I signed up for

[@WaySub949]

They preserve maybe? HmMmM?

[@quanlinglingdingle6122]

"Their moo's are kinda funky" -cows

[@timytimotius4679]

Also cows: "what have they been eating after all this time?"

[@착함]

😊😊

[@saulgoodman_bcs]

*moos

[@ChomperZomber]

🥩 Beef?

[@Ssek16]

@@saulgoodman_bcs cow professional learned a lot from your mother huh

[@mordekhaimy749]

The cows be like: Those are some pretty weird cows right there

[@HamoTheUltimate]

Ye cuh think tis a game der go cuh right der Also underrated comment

[@jacksonhall206]

"Those guys have a weird accent"

[@chloiecruz7475]

This needs more likes

[@ratfinkie62]

‘Be like?!’ What language is this?

[@FL0ra_favvn]

I love how enthralled in the music the cows are. They dropped everything to listen to some tunes ❤

[@umidabhattarai7563]

Cows be like *"Here comes the guests who were not invited for the party."*

[@MichaelWite19]

Lol

[@Dial999]

These dudes were so happy to have an audience, they got they whole band back together.

[@ArtByKarenEHaley]

They're on a mission from God

[@SArtisto1]

LMAO

[@neochris2]

A truly symbiotic relationship... nature is healing...

[@MrMischelito]

Lol yes absolutely. Brilliant!

[@MrMischelito]

It seems like they also rehearsed a bit more before the second gig ;-)

[@powerfusev2]

needs more cowbell

[@TheLastHylianTitan]

+powerfusev2 well played.

[@F1RSTDEGREEtracks]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@jasonfernandez7340]

Don't fear the reaper

[@jamesbrady9790]

I GOTTA have more *cowbell* baby...

[@wanderingwade8877]

I wrote the same thing and looked down and saw you beat me by a year. Oh well.

[@gamza1111]

내가 저런걸 구워먹었다니 진짜 내가 스레기구나

[@cab06215]

젖소 드신 적 있어요??

[@GenderOutlaw420]

Chino pants : on Shirts : tucked in jazz : playing Cows : vibing

[@bigpp1540]

Hotel?: Trivago

[@GenderOutlaw420]

@Yes Man chill out lmao it's a youtube joke comment maybe try doing something useful with your life.. much love ❤

[@bigpp1540]

@Yes Man i take every chance i have

[@GenderOutlaw420]

@Yes Man get a life babe it's not healthy to get mad at strangers on the internet ❤

[@bigpp1540]

Chill guys, no need to argue over something like this

[@ericpalacios920]

I don't think people realize how awesome the older dude on tuba plays. It might sound simple, but the evenness of his tone, vibrato, rhythms, and his note choices are all tasteful in a way that only comes with decades of playing.

[@mirondelpero5592]

Its a euphonium

[@danielzhang7408]

Which is not a tuba and serves completely different purpose in an ensemble. Fellow eupho

[@brodyquestionmark]

@@mirondelpero5592 Euphonium and tuba player here. That’s definitely not a euphonium, but I can see why you thought it was because it looks to me like a travel tuba, which are a lot smaller than tubas but bigger than euphs Edit: or as someone else said, it could be an F or Eb tuba

[@bijanshadnia3620]

Agreed, the man is killing it

[@charlienzl]

As a tuba player can def say that his tone is clean asf lol

[@박성민-m6s]

The cow audiences are so gentle that I think they can also appreciate the classic music. They never cross the ranch line and keep in silence without "moooow" sound until the end of the show!

[@leckerbambi1019]

hahah true xD

[@qwqwqwqw407]

ㄹㅇㅋㅋ

[@froglover4203]

@@qwqwqwqw407 Τωο καν πλαυ ατ θατ γαμε

[@george5992]

Classical music is actually being played at cow farms in Europe because it keeps them calm and composed and also produce more and better milk

[@dan-us6nk]

@@george5992 wait is that researched?

[@김설표]

0:39 R U cow too?

[@user-hoe25xsni2hn4n4gs]

여긴 응디시티

[@최철-v5i]

the cows are like "check how long these guys can fart with style"

[@정신멀쩡]

🤣🤣

[@Ghwnguadhwj]

@@정신멀쩡 병신정자

[@andychristian1621]

Duuudeee,,, you ruin the fun with that joke. Lmao

[@정신멀쩡]

@@Ghwnguadhwj .... how could you....

[@timaskywalker5926]

@@Ghwnguadhwj you just copied his name XD

[@nourah5033]

I love cows they’re so gentle and curious

[@tvm-manducktv8375]

(●´ω｀●)🦆🐈🐥Please see my KZbin

[@Srakamu29]

And a delicious burger

[@VenusVoice]

Yes, so perfectly described. They deserve better treatment from us humans.

[@ayartans7920]

@@Srakamu29 animals should not be killed

[@npstung]

@@ayartans7920 Tell that to the carnivores, please

[@Karmzilla]

My grandpa used to be able to get a bunch of cows into his barn when he was young, he would either sing or play a trumpet and they would all come to the barn and just stare at him like this. I think they honestly love the sound.

[@dandelier]

Oh, trust me! They do! :) There are several studies that show that many animals are capable of detecting beats just like we do and are capable of enjoying music as well. I bet your grandpa played the trumpet pretty good to have them entertained ^^

[@baratobenito]

Oh that’s so beautiful oh my gosh

[@MollyHJohns]

Snow White:

[@Eire_Aontaithe]

@Boy Kulot wow bro, so funny

[@Coolness1160]

Music is a universal language ☺️

[@dschonhaut]

I was mooved

[@Diortelon]

"Oh, look, hoomans!" "What are they doing with those things?" "I don't know, Marsha, but I like it."

[@serynacruz810]

This made me giggle so much xD

[@JohnJohn-ot2ks]

😂 omfg lol

[@adolfgaming1761]

Diortelon moomans

[@minnaminna2062]

Marsha. Funny!

[@mariafarooq6820]

Hahahahahaha

[@sovietunion8087]

On mootube: humans play jazz for me

[@ilikepigeons6101]

XD

[@alvarobrandao6910]

Underrated comment lol

[@cyberspartan2370]

MooTube

[@adamartinmusic]

LMAO

[@Goosiepoo]

I honkin love this comment

[@maybemablemaples2144]

Cows are actually really sweet and caring creatures. They love brushing themselves too. And they love music a lot.

[@None-Trick_Pony]

And they taste great medium-rare! Truly the perfect animal.

[@anshulgupta9754]

@@None-Trick_Pony Do try human meat. You are definitely missing the greatest taste in the world.

[@None-Trick_Pony]

@@anshulgupta9754 I already have. It's great, but my provider wasn't exactly cheap. I can't spend that kind of money right now. Thank you for the suggestion, though.

[@koometa]

and they can make friends with other cows

[@koometa]

@@None-Trick_Pony gracias por arruinar el momento, desquiciado 🤨

[@garrghhh]

This captures the spirit of jazz, in my mind, better than anything else I can think of at the moment. What a great jam session - choice of "Saints" is perfect. So happy to see some of the younger heifers, especially, joining in with their bells! 👏👏

[@nonebody2601]

Those people at the end going “tuRn tHiS wAy” as if those guys came out there to perform for THEM

[@BrunoNeureiter]

They think musicians are Muppets

[@satyamtripathi888]

she said "turn this way" because the old man at 01:55 wanted to click a picture with the musicians faces,

[@TathD]

They could've waited for them to finish! But no, that one guy had to take his picture right in the middle of the performance.

[@PotatoIsABeast]

Skeptical Slim No , the old man is his father

[@seeseeidiot6263]

AJAHAH

[@amiriya6443]

This is probably the best day of their lives. Just chilling with their friends, listening to some jazz. They'll think fondly of this day for the rest of their lives

[@scottcrabtree1066]

For the dudes or the cows??

[@oliveproject10]

@@scottcrabtree1066both

[@interesting2491]

They’ll definitely be reminiscing this day in the slaughterhouse

[@snoopdoggthecertifiedg6777]

@@interesting2491 they’re dairy cows bro

[@snoopdoggthecertifiedg6777]

I don’t think cows work like that Most animals live in the moment

[@kokroche1]

Sounds like the beginning of a pixar movie

[@cheephengxiong8790]

Looks like it too

[@紅硝子]

Thats I thought‼

[@Clasped35]

Ohhh that vibes bro.

[@MrSoso1050]

A cow that wants to be musician

[@carljhonsson513]

SOUL

[@higginson1992]

Still the best video on KZbin!! Cheers me up every time!

[@notallthatbad]

Those musicians are outstanding in their field!

[@lorderik237]

tubez4321 Nice

[@nickerzgames]

Finally, a comment about these amazing musicians. The tubaplayer especially

[@yulisuo9277]

His name is Steve Call

[@f.b.lagent1113]

Nick van der Zwan isn’t this a pun?

[@brasschick4214]

Musicians? Or Moosicians? 😁

[@hagridsdisappointingson769]

Okay but try for a second to imagine how incomprehensible this must have been for those cows. All they've known is cow stuff so this must be like magic to them.

[@MollyHJohns]

You underestimate cows too much. They're fast, clever, intelligent, compassionate and love music.

[@dogwith4shoes]

"cow stuff"

[@lasmirandadennsivillia5048]

@@dogwith4shoes had me laughing 😂😂

[@ecwfanatic]

Cow: You're a wizard Larry!

[@hagridsdisappointingson769]

@@MollyHJohns I get you but I wasn't really underestimating them so much as I was trying to point out that they have no frame of reference for any of this.

[@KaylanPhillips]

I love how they’re all looking around to their fellow cows like “hey are you hearing this??😃”

[@TPRM1]

They’re also like, “Hey, they all dress the same too!”

[@myahitt1247]

“These guys are pretty good!”😂

[@harveywallbanger3123]

They make brassy mooing noises to each other, so I assume they are fully aware of the horns and are just baffled by them. "I have no idea what's he's mooing about but he's going absolutely wild over there."

[@kobie1585]

😂😂😂😂

[@emilynam6084]

"Check it out! These guys moo differently!"

[@justanotheryoutubedoofus]

Ya know, sometimes the algorithm gets it right. This is one of those times. Thanks for this

[@GEERTIOHULST]

I like to imagine the first dude was just already there and somebody with a trumpet came along with a friend with a camera, and it slowly escalated from there

[@Brutusoogabooga]

Gold

[@SplendidFellow]

That is exactly what happened. Can confirm. These were the very first notes played that morning by all of these guys, they hadn't even warmed up yet, this was all entirely out of the blue! I know cause my brother is the trumpet player

[@SplendidFellow]

@Gorilla Beanbag it is legit! I'm serious

[@MrJefferson07]

@@SplendidFellow Im sorry but I heard French in the video, and you don't feel French.

[@SplendidFellow]

@@MrJefferson07 I'm not French and neither is the band, they were touring in France when they recorded this. The old dude that steps in to get a picture is French, and so are the cows! But the band is American :) I promise I'm not making this up, my brother is the trumpet player his name is Daniel

[@judys5133]

I grew up on a cattle ranch in the 60’s and played my transistor radio to the cows. They gathered round and enjoyed it! Great memories!

[@coco-py3bt]

this is the sweetest thing!

[@irgendeinname9256]

Cows enjoy music and i enjoy them😋

[@M-Is-For-Margaret]

What was on? Folk music? The news?

[@judys5133]

@@M-Is-For-Margaret They particularly enjoyed a popular band in the 60’s called The Cowsills! 🤣

[@M-Is-For-Margaret]

@@judys5133 👍🙂 the music to produce good milk!

[@pditty24]

Guy in the pink shirt kind of looks like Bill Gates.

[@schmenkspeedtyping218]

It is

[@ToyotaCelica]

It is

[@medium-unit-onbreak]

It is

[@LiminalSkies]

It is

[@_Cassia_]

It is

[@Mazarty]

I was 7 years, and 363 days old when this was published. Happy almost birthday to me.

[@saifuusuri]

Ya know, somedays I feel like my life sucks, and the world's gone to shit. Then I watch Jazz for Cows and everything feels right again.

[@typingcat]

Life is easy; you suck.

[@burleybater]

Small miracles often work wonders.

[@combativeThinker]

A momentary illusion. Everything feeling right, that is.

[@leae3750]

Way to make it about yourself

[@desk3031]

same here lol

[@riahime5227]

You gotta wonder who was the first person to realize that cows love the sound of instrumental music. I hope the idea spreads further, more cows deserve to be serenaded around the world!

[@jorachel9727]

I’m actually kinda wondering if that’s how we got cows in the first place! It’s so unbelievably adorable 🥰

[@sel2230]

@@jorachel9727 And disturbing considering the horrible stuff humans do to cows.

[@nai1729]

@@sel2230 let’s not consider that right now

[@joppenheimer294]

Lord Krishna

[@user-bs5qr5ie4s]

The first person was pied Piper

[@PlurkAnimations]

In France this is actually how butter is made

[@oxfaze]

Quoi ?

[@JediBunny]

😹😹😹

[@sharonr2121]

Hi! I know you might find this weird, but I’m a Christian, and I try to spread the good news of God to people. Would you mind talking with me about Him? Either way, He loves you! Have a good day!

[@sharonr2121]

@hello guy, well, it’s a symbolic thing, of partaking of the body of Jesus (Who was simultaneously God and a perfect, sinless man), which Jesus sacrificed His body through crucifixion to give us the chance to be forgiven and saved, if we just obey God and accept what He did for us as Jesus. Those are all we have to do to be saved! Is there anything, knowing now that Christianity isn’t all about rules, that still holds you back from committing to God?

[@busrakaya4371]

@@oxfaze 9i878uüsiiidiiiaoiaoopipjjjjjjj₺€ c cccoi

[@jsguinomhay1097]

A dozen years later, still WHOLESOME ❤

[@saketh8033]

“Yo there’s a bunch of cows there” “Cool” “...” “...” “You know what’d be sick? If we played for them” “... you're onto something there”

[@fabreo4041]

Give or take this will have thousands of likes

[@martina6700]

@Adrian Castañeda The other side? Or it's just coincidence?

[@MsEldarium]

15 million people: *INTERESTING*

[@vanjalbis8269]

E

[@serafinospina1354]

"Oh wow, these monkeys are pretty good"

[@spacewiz163]

Technically true lol

[@SM-ep3oi]

Racist

[@mpgh]

@@SM-ep3oi sounds like you're the racist one assuming "monkeys" in this context is race related

[@cli260]

"I wonder where they're from, maybe some Arctic territories"

[@mifdy1537]

@@SM-ep3oi How the hell is that racist-

[@jessykaiser6373]

The cows are more well-behaved than the humans in the background.

[@HourRomanticist]

I don't even think cows can mentally misbehave, as in not possible.

[@usheen42o]

@@HourRomanticist yeah they can I e seen it

[@timmytenders144]

Comments like these make me lose brain cells

[@HourRomanticist]

@@emoreg1386listen here you little shit. It's whooosh, anyway.

[@teentraveler1790]

Well that's kinda rude. Can't some laugh for seeing something like this? That crazy old man was an exception.

[@MistySophie]

It just showed up on my recommendations. Thank you

[@ulricclayton3428]

KZbin: Hey do you wanna see these guys playing jazz for some cows? Me in the middle of a college test: Sure man, who wouldn't?

[@darthanddedeu2580]

You like drugs as well I see

[@NA-mk7jc]

The professor might moo out your test while grading goodluck!

[@pri4782]

Pretty much sums up my morning

[@BananaRama1312]

This aint jazz

[@Malinkl05]

Why did i wait for the cows to clap when they finished playing?...

[@ludloft3653]

Ikr

[@_Yeeboi_]

The chickens on the otherside probably clapped

[@Saturnx86]

Bc it’s a good audience

[@cruz8343]

@StellarClick lmfaoooooo

[@huwthomas9954]

Haha same

[@HardshellumYolkinsideCanineus]

_"You know what's important? _*_NO COUGHING AUDIENCES! NO RINGING PHONES! NO CHILDREN IN TANTRUMS!_*_ I've never seen such civilized yet interested audiences. Astonishing."_

[@andynonymous6769]

Why the quotes lol

[@sunnyG5]

😂

[@Game_Hero]

"bell sound in the distance? Crap"

[@harshvardhansingh5507]

And even no ringing of bells !!

[@HardshellumYolkinsideCanineus]

@@andynonymous6769 Because I actually said that to my friends after they've shown me this. Now I typed it to share these legendary words spoken by a mere individual.

[@ireneesch8555]

Great an audience that doesn't keep jabbing away during the performance. Lovely.

[@motion4thepeople497]

The aliens disguised as cows: Write that down write that down!!!

[@theorderofz]

The Holy Knight Seconded 😂😂😂😂😂

[@sophiaredwood5825]

😂😂😂

[@nicolasmrn]

Close encounters of the third kind reference

[@Superdog-gr5yh]

Lol reminds me of the tool song Rosetta stoned

[@fonsowo]

XDDDDDD

[@erieg.6776]

Very regal and composed audience. Better than most human audiences to be honest.

[@lolatalkstoomuch6114]

Real queens💅

[@Telstar62a]

No "Woooo"s, just moos. And they wait until the song is finished.

[@cli260]

And not one member of it was scrolling through the phone during show!

[@sincostan9798]

Most boring audience tho

[@mexalcorta]

No crying baby or that coughing person

[@timdemey1956]

This is amazing, these folks are outstanding in their field

[@harrisontownsend910]

The cows are also outstanding in their field.

[@SethCocker05]

See what you did there

[@Applecider-Poetry]

yup they're standing in it!

[@dunno-19]

underrated comment 👌

[@PointsofData]

Obligatory "fuck you" comment for such a good pun

[@lyricalcereal420]

The cows are so polite and gave them their undivided attention throughout his song

[@CelestialWitch]

Nobody is talking about how great of musicians these guys are

[@ilya8132]

C O W

[@jesspavlichenko5745]

They really are spectacular

[@cantcheatkarma3493]

Mooooosicians!!!

[@Noke28]

*ya like j a z z*

[@th3b1gbuck38]

In America, cows like jazz. In Russia, Jazz likes cows

[@alexlewis5182]

Jazz

[@cpldalton5966]

I couldn’t stop laughing at this

[@Dandontlie]

you can see how powerful music is

[@shotq8070]

Yes

[@marieee444]

What you didn’t know is that these cows are jazz aficionados. That’s why they listen so intently. They’re really feeling the moosic.

[@darthanddedeu2580]

Reincarnation of old bluesman

[@mabelidove6813]

Ha 😊😄 "moosic"

[@walrus6173]

Get out of here 🥴

[@OscarCondor1542]

@@darthanddedeu2580 aficioandos? Eso no es español, eres latina no??

[@_rat_5758]

This made me smile so hard ❤ so sweet. They aren’t scared or wary at all, they just come and enjoy the music