sO tHeY fIxEd SeA oF tHiEvEs...😎

[@Vpmyta]

I gotta admit the mom with the baby was just brutal

[@firefluff1]

Just a Mom trying to enjoy a little bit of gaming with a crying kid in the background, I felt so bad

[@muscleman371]

@My jambo jet flies cheerfully moms can game too

[@Space_CowboyHD]

Yeah, a fuckin lone mother jumps into the ocean with her baby to avoid being brutalized by Sam and friends 😂

[@notjim688]

@@kaitlyndibble4581 why fo you lie for attention

[@Space_CowboyHD]

BenignKing idk man, stories plausible

[@1guysdumbopinion669]

Sam's a good husband, he takes out his inner rage on virtual moms instead of Abby.

[@ryjak955]

I do not consent fuck, this comment section is great.

[@lolgamez9171]

@UnholyUndies he threatened to breath near her face if she didnt

[@rhodesianwojak2095]

Lmao

[@abcde8293]

Nah he's just warming up

[@godpleasehelpme5336]

Whos the virtual mom

[@finalwitness203]

Sam literally raided and sunk the ship of a lone woman and her screaming child. Most accurate Pirate game to date, take that Pirate101.

[@burntferidgerator6848]

Dont diss my homie pirate 101

[@Dell-ol6hb]

Lupus Rex a lone woman and her child wouldn’t be pirates tho lol

[@Ilovemyfamilyandfriends-z3o]

@@Dell-ol6hb anyone can be pirates if your brutal enough sadly for her, she just didn't meet the cut

[@lilyeetus1204]

It's like real piracy, minus the raping and pillaging 😂

[@CHURCHISAWESUM]

Nonsense, Pirates of the Caribbean Online was the shit when you were 10

[@chasedowning3337]

You were trending on gaming last night, KZbin shut that down real quick

[@elireimann365]

Sam dies in endgame

[@BasedRat]

nerf shugoki way to ruin the movie for everyone XD

[@ryujin8736]

oy vey

[@KingOfDarkwood]

@Eli Reimann No No No, I think it’s Aqua

[@bruhmoment3466]

Yo Sam is truly the oppressed minority here

[@jangambler9998]

Well, let's hope Sam doesn't lie about games getting fixed, like that shady individual called AquaFPS...

[@gazzah1607]

Who?

[@gazzah1607]

@@bloopojopoolb We all know Aqua is a paid actor.

[@FatmanRico2011]

"This game is kinda gay" **logs off, abandoning his friend** that had me in tears, that shit was great lmao

[@2sidetales749]

no fr the timing had me dead, it was the best part of the video

[@legatus3213]

So they fixed LEGO Star Wars the Com- Wait, it’s perfect already.

[@OGBeefStew]

Its okay, but Bookworm is better.

[@vulgrim909]

@@OGBeefStew no

[@masonwhitaker1207]

@@OGBeefStew no

[@FD-pi2gj]

@@OGBeefStew no

[@imaboy33]

@Beef Stew no

[@lightpoint4426]

So basically the game is best when everyone behaves like actual pirates? ...Well played, developers. Well played.

[@rhodesianwojak2095]

this

[@Prince_Rain]

Pirates didn't attack each other.

[@jonathon9407]

Exactly, and it was awesome till all the merchants starting crying.

[@ThugHunterfromIsrael]

@@Prince_Rain lmao ok sure maybe on reddit.

[@Prince_Rain]

@@ThugHunterfromIsrael No. Literally, historically, pirates did not attack each other.

[@LightningNC]

Starting to think that Sam might be a tiny bit antisocial.

[@kingklipo]

No fucking way bro

[@razz0rric106]

Sociapath

[@a51theultimatetroll85]

Do you see that sweater hes wearing? Fuck out he gets more pussy then a stray in downtown Tampa.

[@komraderamiel5141]

Don’t worry G I agree

[@jacks1bonnielass]

If he was truly antisocial, he wouldn’t be playing multiplayer at all-like me. I stick to single player games to avoid human contact at all costs because I’m pathetic and hate interacting with people online. When given tools of obliteration, Sam is a sociopath. And a masochist.

[@vardenrs1147]

Sam you looked sweaty in the intro, did you go on a brisk walk to the fridge or something?

[@cringe_homestuck_fan3703]

Varden RS No, he stood up to actually do the intro

[@Sara88890]

He's overheating in that Billy Cosby sweater.

[@ShawnKemp37]

I like how you shamed aqua out of his "so they fixed" titles just so you could steal his thunder, 4d chess move.

[@posadist681]

Sub-earning moves honestly

[@Blue-df3zz]

Shekel tactics

[@freyalillianna2067]

8d8 fire damage

[@Orthane]

Swims out to Kraken infested waters to get some tea. The British Empire would be so proud of you right now...

[@JustinY.]

These One Piece adaptions are always filled with problems, it's nothing new.

[@schallerMCDLXXXVIII]

Justin Gay

[@BadBlueBoys99]

Unfunny turd

[@xehaexox]

is this jump force

[@ThatGuyWithADemon]

Justin Y. Get I thought you comment only on random videos

[@barodrinksbeer7484]

Not the roblox ones.

[@X-EN7171]

"Who parks an Island in the Middle of the Water" -Hideously Disproportioned Man"

[@AquaFPS]

okay. im making a So They DIDN'T Fix Sea of Thieves...

[@ecco2ks]

AquaFPS You're a big nerd

[@Empyrean55]

Please!

[@nav2595]

*VERY COOL* -JK YOU'RE GAY AF AND IRRELEVANT-

[@Stalltt]

But they fixed it, so you'd be lying. That goes against your youtube persona

[@UnfitToLive]

@AquaFPS I'd just sue.

[@1994satis]

Whizzing through a megaphone at a clueless dude. My abs died.

[@lorengarms9836]

*ahoy*

[@dredre3889]

"Thats what you are to us. nothing but a tax writeoff at the end of the year" quite possibly thr most funniest thing i have ever heard to date

[@AquaFPS]

wow.

[@BadBlueBoys99]

Gay

[@ryanbrennan8183]

Dumb dumb poop head

[@Anathema7]

nerd

[@ilocosmetro]

Why do you keep doing this to yourself?

[@rodriguesnpc]

u succ

[@aaronreynolds5365]

"you hit 100% of the shots you don't take " - Lee Harvey Oswold

[@willllo]

I wouldn't feel to bad sinking that mom's ship. She may have got gotten up to check on her crying kid so really you helped. Or put a cigarette out on it. Either or

[@joshuapurdy7065]

Holy shit dude

[@matthiasthulman4058]

Lol wtf

[@guindra]

lmao, gold

[@thebowler5506]

Punt that kid into a fucking ditch dude

[@dylaxiusmccoy]

Who knew that the only thing you had to do to have fun with Sea of Thieves is play like you're actually a pirate.

[@Prince_Rain]

Pirates didn't attack each other or even interfere with each other

[@dylaxiusmccoy]

@@Prince_Rain Well I guess this game proves that they should have, huh?

[@woah5546]

@@dylaxiusmccoy seems like a great way to sick the buddies of the guy you just killed on yourself

[@yellowfellow6893]

Great job Sam, my wife and her boyfriend loved this video!

[@dillyc_11]

Ceo Of Loser Mart ّ hey that’s gay

[@yellowfellow6893]

Just got destroyed, guess I’ll go back to my shed

[@TamAviv]

what about your wife's son?

[@yellowfellow6893]

Tam that’s a sensitive topic thanks for understanding

[@plasmabat718]

They're abusing you, you have to get out of there. But I'll treat you right. Just become a cute trans girl and I'll take care of you. ;^)

[@rtp6343]

15:00 “To tell you the truth kid, the game was rigged from the start.”

[@clankslybobafett]

Ya see sam from my playing experience...the greatest thing to do is to find another players ship and yell racial slurs

[@nolives]

Lol

[@Lvl18Meep]

Big faxs

[@nerevarxeph]

@Regular Slime i regularly go to the uss north carolina to call the janitorial staff the n word.

[@cr9792]

“It’s charity!” “That’s all you are to us, just a tax write off at the end of they year” I fucking DIED

[@TheDuckumz]

Trolling, 90% of game design in 2018...

[@mox280thedwarvensamurai9]

Sam out here killing single mothers and their children out at sea xD

[@philipgetson8351]

I'm thinking that guy had the right idea with that answer/comeback. I don't know how you should respond to being called "a tax right off at the end of the year"

[@skully-stopstealingmyname]

not gonna lie, that ending with the manatee sittin on the front of the ship with nothin but waves and that chill music. that was relaxing.

[@s.frombrum4379]

Your intros are better than the actual gameplay

[@ewanmcgillan3821]

7:55 reminds me of that video where the kid goes "You ever have a dream that you...."

[@glutenskababe]

People back then were so dumb. They could’ve saved the titanic if they had flex seal

[@ThatGuyWithADemon]

troubless sake yo I'm dead

[@glutenskababe]

Nova Legion i almost cried when it came to my head

[@brooklyn560]

Flex seals? Gimme a good bucket and a few planks of wood I'd I would have saved her

[@bahhhhumbug9804]

that poor mom just wanted to be a pirate for one damn day guys

[@treytison1444]

Holding maps up in front of the person steering the ship is the greatest thing in the game.

[@leftnut4314]

Sam makes a 21 minute videos and doesn’t put in any mid roll ads. Absolute *Legend*

[@soundingtheskies]

Aqua beating his dog every day is actually a bit nicer than his signature "trap and torture" routine he does with neighborhood cats.

[@KroanC]

*looks at title* Me: I hOpE tHeY fIxEd ThE tOxIcItY

[@Jules-tz2uy]

ah yes, my daily dose of that sweet jewish magic

[@PhuzzyBond]

1G joined Sea of Thieves because it was already hyped from the Shrouded Spoils update, I play it since launch, it had its ups and down, but Shrouded Spoils took it to another level. "Then" more players joined because of summit.

[@stevegray5860]

General Sam censoring his videos, KZbin has truly been killed, all hopes for this platform are gone now.

[@tommysanchez4757]

Here to remind you of how much worse it's gotten since even just 2 years.if we only knew how bad it could get

[@titushickman9230]

I'm liking the longer video, Sam. This is one of your best ones recently, I feel like it captures your essence.

[@lorddog7249]

I think I just contracted some sort of disability from this video

[@g00s33]

Lord Dog how

[@motomoto7785]

Whilst I was watching this, I was simultaneously having a hard time squeezing out a chocolate prisoner. Then you sunk that ship for the 3rd time and I cracked up laughing. The turd flew out like it was a rat lunging at a half-eaten donut. Thanks Sam. You are my savior.

[@dynamo5528]

Historicaly speaking, pirates did actually have a code of honour which meant most of them didn't steal from other pirates

[@ragingcamper3967]

Highly doubt that

[@dynamo5528]

@@ragingcamper3967 your doubt is logical, but Id encoruage you to look into it for yourself

[@ragingcamper3967]

@@dynamo5528 ahoy

[@xvp08]

@@ragingcamper3967 ahoy

[@naranara1690]

"What do you need to talk about?" *fires again*

[@eliwhitlock5090]

Don’t ever stop trolling, General Sam: Last of the edge lords.

[@MarbleHercules]

That mom just trying to relax from the stress of momhood sailing the seas, not even fighting back, and just got obliterated.

[@spaghettiman6172]

The fact that you wasted 1000 coins just to take on the skeleton ship with the fortress gun power barrel is beautiful

[@rarevanity69]

Every time I see a seneral gam video come across my notifications I just can't help myself busting a fat pre on my screen while watching

[@TheMissing8]

" I don't have any loot but you're welcome to look, I gotta go feed my kid."

[@Freezer_Lizard]

I swear to god I almost fucking died laughing so hard I could barely breathe when you told the guy he was a tax write off😂

[@jukujohanta2316]

This game would be a lot more fun if you could have a big iron on your hip

[@rukijo]

Clever friendo A BIG IRON ON HIS HIIIIPPPPP

[@NZXT_Nomad]

BIG IRON, big iron

[@rukijo]

@My jambo jet flies cheerfully nah ;p

[@nicholaswarren7736]

7:26 the most catchiest song ever to exist

[@nheelz9859]

I cannot find it anywhere and it's driving me insane.

[@MaybePlato]

I laughed far more than I'm willing to admit when you gave chests to the guy with no mic.

[@Ecliptor.]

Everything, other than the characters, looks amazing in this game, tbh.

[@davidbass3178]

They should have made a one piece game like this

[@jarlballinofswagrun444]

That's the problem, everything in this game is looks. No upgrades just useless cosmetics

[@qbiez2966]

*pulls out meatscepter*

[@WistfulVee]

How did you not make 19:02 the end of the video. Couldn't have scripted that better myself

[@carnek]

Drinking game: Take a shot whenever General Sam says "You know what I'm sayin'"

[@MrSHADEKILLA]

I've been playing like this since launch stealing treasure>getting treasure yourself

[@tylerparaz6786]

That was my moms boat you sank. I’m coming for you Sam, I’ve learned to walk and your ass... is *grass*

[@SameBasicRiff]

I cant even fully open my eyes your style SHINES SO DAMN BRIGHT

[@odysseus390]

“You’re being assailed by gamers” really had me

[@jonbong8547]

No mans sky is actually pretty good now

[@Sparrowly1]

14:03 holy shit it sounds just like a guitar

[@stijnvandevyver7958]

You're delivery and sociopathic facial expressions makes your intros so freaking hilarious.

[@callmenorman631]

Nothing like getting comfortable hanging a noose around your neck and watching a general Sam video!

[@Blewlongmun]

Fixed all my back problems in a jiffy.

[@Sgtvalentini]

Lol JFK guys

[@DrMantisToboggan69]

Smollet is that you?

[@notreallysure4575]

Its even better when you fix that noose to a h8gh ceiling as well

[@jeffbezos2960]

The outro shot is weirdly calming and would make a great background for a 10 hour loop video

[@bjornthereaper]

whats that song when he starts dancing at 7:24

[@SID_tf2]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/kJ7HoHmmgr2rgNE

[@JasperBouchard]

Genuinely in stitches about the charity part LMFAO

[@tomschiefexecutivesecretar4514]

T R E N D I N G F O R G A M I N G

[@poundlandbandit6124]

This is the perfect General Sam video.

[@walt9327]

Sam says, seeing someone complete a dificult task, killing them, and then stealing their reward is the best feeling there is. One of the DLC operators for Firewall: Zero Hour has the ability to walk up to a dead enemy and steal all their shit. You get all the money (called Cryptocurrency in game) they have made in the entire match(not round) up to that point, they get reset to 0 then, and usually have to come in clutch if they want to make anything back. Because of this, you could hypothetically kill someone in the first round, steal their crypto, then if they make some back the second round, kill them again, then if they make some back the third round, kill them again and take it, leaving them with no money for the entire match, and you with a huge amount. So my entire team spent $5 bucks to immediately unlock her (like the r6 year passes, if they were for each season not year) and the four of us zoomed around for hours, being the absolute villain squad, hitting everyone with rat attacks out of nowhere, hiding in closets with shotguns, and then popping out and blasting em when they go to defuse, putting C4 in the sneakiest fucking places known to man, (it's VR, with headtracking, so we would get real low, and place it in some location where you would literally have to be lying down IRL to notice it), and just all around cheesing on em, then we would get competitive with each other. See who could get to the enemy bodies faster, so that you could steal all the crypto off a guy, without some other guy getting to it before you. That got to the point where it was a higher priority than surviving or keeping them off OBJ. We would pop smokes in a crowded room, then rush across, under fire to steal shit. At one point one of my teammates saw 2 enemies standing next to each other, one behind the other, killed the back one, janked his crypto (which takes like 15 seconds), all while standing next to the other, then shot him. It was just cause he was worried that if there were 2 bodies on the ground one of us would steal one of them, while he stole from the other. We became addicted to crypto. We no longer started comparing kills, K/Ds and objective plays, but just how much crypto we had at the end of a match. It was brutal. It had us become so aggressive in combat, we would immediately rush. If we were defenders we would rush. Immediately blast their asses, steal their crypto, rounds would end in under 40 seconds. It got to the point that we were getting almost no crypto because we didnt give them the chance to make any. So then ambushes were #1, we began sneaking around and playing tactically. We all went support class with revive guns (docs stim launcher from siege) and would have one or two dudes infiltrate, while the rest kept them pinned. Infiltrators could revive the pinners from a distance if the fighting got to intense, and pinners could revive infiltrators if they were spotted. We rehearsed who would move where and who would steal what. In spectator mode, I watched one of my teammates leave the objective, and let them win, because he saw two bodies to loot. It was honestly horrifying. After that my PS Plus subscription finished, and I haven't played with them in almost a year. I just bought a new subscription and will get back on with them tonight. Hopefully we can keep it going.

[@giovannidipierfrancescodim3058]

Mein gott

[@jakecool100]

“ Article 6 all new pirates should be f’d into the f’in dirt, because pirates” 😂😂

[@kaipilled]

Ok so, basically what is 7:30's song called?

[@docphilip6902]

Clout Kai it’s in the description

[@cheese5500]

Pretty bengals by jippy

[@drucastellon4904]

@@docphilip6902 Its actually not in the description. the link does not have that song

[@drucastellon4904]

soundcloud.com/jippy_dude/beat-tape-5 From 1:34 to 2:10 Heres a slightly extended one soundcloud.com/gordon-sears-200968594

[@monarch_9634]

​@@drucastellon4904, best answer so please up-vote! Also Sub To Pewdiepie!!!

[@davepool6632]

The wind blows no matter what you do is the best line lol.

[@Grim-vw1jz]

I need this in my life lol. Not the game, this channel xD

[@evolover999]

Lmfao screaming at the snake, absolutely ridiculous.

[@WhiteBoy12495]

this was actually pretty fucking funny lol

[@BasedLatino2002]

That sweater makes you look like a movie theater carpet 👌👌

[@langtonyeah9669]

Be careful walking around with dangerous magic like that.

[@therealredforest9644]

Sam, I just wanted to tell you that this is your best video yet. Really great work man.

[@souup145]

aaaaa which beat tape is 7:23 on

[@lazarusgaming2386]

@Souup145 Did you find cause I can’t find it either

[@souup145]

@@lazarusgaming2386 Nope

[@Thatotherschmuck]

pretty bangles beat tape 5

[@souup145]

@@Thatotherschmuck THANK YOU

[@FuzzyAntler89]

Oh this hits hard. I love to just float around and take it easy. Then I run into people like Sam......

[@rhythmtreble7311]

bro you on trending, that's not good, NORMIES STAY OFF MY SAM REEEEEEEEEEE

[@rhythmtreble7311]

@Subscribe to Maximillianmus sure, like i'm gonna listen to someone named maximum anus

[@deathminion11]

@@rhythmtreble7311 it's just worse now

[@dreadlist1711]

UnholyUndies lol u just made my day

[@Zarviya]

The funnest I've ever had in this game is drinking constantly and throwing up my captain so we crash into an island while we play drunk music

[@loganya6548]

Yo till this day I can’t figure out the song at 7:27 it’s hot can one of you epic gamers help me 😎

[@SID_tf2]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/kJ7HoHmmgr2rgNE

[@goose8580]

Who knew acting like a pirate in a pirate game would be fun

[@botstowo9561]

"Hi, I'm Botstowo. I'm into gas masks! Did you know..." - General Sam 1/26/2019 Hi. I'm Botstowo. I live in Fort Leonard Wood. I really like gas masks, chemical warfare, and everything CBRN related. I also consider myself a gas mask connoisseur. Here you'll find a bunch of fun facts about stuff I like. Hope you enjoy this special Twitch TV edition of Botstowo's fun Gas Mask Facts. Special edition fun fact (narrated by Twitch streamer YourPalKor clips.twitch.tv/ProudDoubtfulSparrowRlyTho ): Thatcher from the game Rainbow Six: Siege wears the SF-10 gas mask. They are extremely high quality masks. The SF-10 is the special forces version of the S-10. These masks are of such a high quality, that China copied the masks and designated the copy as the MF-22 which is commonly referred to as the Motherfucker 22 by collectors. The MF-22 is present in the World War 2 game Battlefield V even though the S-10 was adopted in 1986.

[@botstowo9561]

I'm sorry that I was unable to push out a fun fact for 19 hours. I was attending a lecture on the First World War and did not get back home until 10 and I was tired.

[@thewritermichaelis200]

"They purposely have freakish proportions." I'm fucking dead lol

[@moustacho4383]

A video that makes fun of a failed game gets to trending

[@brooklyn560]

Failed?

[@cazuccmuss]

This was fucking great, one of the only videos to make me start crying from laughter in a few months.

[@That1Guy741]

Will Hunt Showdown return to this channel anytime soon? They added new SHIT!

[@woody1jam]

This is the first video I've seen of yours and I'm hooked.

[@ethanludwig7078]

His character is just Superbad Jonah Hill

[@RudyTheNinja]

1:40 I won't stand for this Sam

[@reddyforlenny9389]

Does anyone know the song name at 7:24 ?

[@TalesOfSolace]

It’s Pretty Bangles by Jippy

[@reddyforlenny9389]

@@TalesOfSolace thanks, was loosing hope for a second. Hope you have a good day

[@TalesOfSolace]

No problem have a nice day too

[@cole9058]

HOW AM I JUST DISCOVERING THIS GOLDEN MINEFIELD OF COMEDY?!?!?!? Thank you, YOU ARE THE REAL MVP GENERAL SAM!!!!

[@willyboi4035]

I love his editing

[@TheFreakSB]

The only time i've watched a General Sam video is in the middle of the night, kill me now

[@crusadedevon6618]

How is this guy not at 1 million sub yet

[@bunnyful9797]

he is now :D