DayZ is FIXED. Forreal this time.

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[@mekiyel4325]

When's the next podcast episode cause I'm waiting and you better not quit it.

[@GeneralSam]

the Miss Vexx episode is coming out monday for non patreon peeps and the wilbur soot episode probably two weeks from now

[@sckitz1117]

Pretty sure the second episode is up on his patreon

[@tonybandana7553]

@@GeneralSam this says alot about your viewers interest in dayz

[@itisriley]

Just like Minecraft FeelsBadMan

[@soupxv213]

TheChronicler123 Sam really trying to get his ass blasted without it being that gay cuz titties

[@PeachesLifts]

after 2 years in development, Adam is releasing remastered trees

[@yazi7790]

With RTX on the roots inside the ground .

[@SirRamdomgames]

I hope it has been worth the wait

[@Logan-qz1wt]

Who else is hype

[@GeneratedPerson]

*Todd Howard would like to know your location*

[@renthevillain1885]

Lmaoo

[@JustinY.]

DayZ and fixed are oxymorons, they cannot coexist with each other in this universe.

[@treylee2719]

@@JakobatHeart no ur a wack comment

[@Jack-pp3ez]

@@treylee2719 your a wack comment

[@Jack-pp3ez]

@ oh

[@nikkovrload2801]

Godamit now he's made his way to sams channel

[@AirZeph]

@@nikkovrload2801 be careful you could offend yourself with those words

[@Raptor091288]

What are you talking about? I store my AR-15 next to my 1911 magazines with a bunch of .30-06 for my m1 garand next to it. Half a mile away in a storage unit is my M1 garand with my .45ACP rounds. My M1 garand clips are in my kitchen, above the stove and next to the whiskey and 5,000 round brick of .22lr. What are you, some kind of savage that stores things together?

[@joshuamckean2616]

Calm down daddy warbucks

[@harisonpunian3689]

The real joke is the 22lr ar15 when most are in 5.56

[@MyILoveMinecraft]

>not having a hipoint one mag each in every single room

[@coffeemaker9014]

i generally store my guns in my school locker

[@Raptor091288]

@@MyILoveMinecraft I'm waiting for the YC-9, so people can pick up magazines for a "Yeet Cannon" but never find the actual gun they're for.

[@chrisconstanti9283]

Last time i saw this many people hunting a jew it was 1942

[@joethemallard5514]

Chris' Channel too soon

[@MrSweating]

@@joethemallard5514 yikes nerd

[@clarkcant4818]

you think jews have it bad? what about gamers?

[@Nathdood]

lmaooooo

[@iplaygames8090]

@@joethemallard5514 its more than 70 years. Most of people who lived in that era are dead.

[@dokidoki777]

*_General Sam uploading is always a good day._*

[@CBielski87]

i wonder how much J̶e̶w̶ Sam Daddy gets paid for sponsored content

[@sasmosstheinbred8624]

Yes indeed

[@cyberturtleunloaded3023]

YEE YEE

[@andrewmorris6219]

Enough for that house, ya know what im sayin

[@Seththcleric]

Why is this such a true statement

[@darkprophit]

Yeah, sure, and next you'll tell me Jews don't have Imperial Luck

[@chefi5357]

this comment made my entire year

[@thesaltyduckling80]

Im very glad this comment exists

[@CBielski87]

i wonder how much J̶e̶w̶ Sam Daddy gets paid for sponsored content

[@BlastingBigLoads2]

Mansex

[@tinyspacepeople9384]

That's feckin clever

[@brycekrispiez714]

The only way this game was fixed was by the players. Holy shit do the devs work part time at Bethesda?

[@permanentlydreaming]

TheGLaDPyro he meant to say, do the dayz devs work part time at bethesda because bethesda releases games before they should be released leaving the work to the players and modders to make it fun

[@danlorett2184]

@@calenhoover1124 have you ever considered that maybe you're just a fucken pleb who has bad taste

[@gabriel.robinson04]

@@danlorett2184 You: Experiences a different opinion "*Bad taste*"

[@slamchowder9509]

@@danlorett2184 The steadily declining quality, depth and player agency in their games is pretty obvious.

[@diegotorres6824]

Calen Hoover Bethesda games are only playable with mods... Skyrim my most played game (1500 hrs) only because of mods

[@coler6555]

Me: (trying to get my friends to try DayZ) “Guys, DayZ is actually good now.” Them: “Nah. Not worth it.” Me: “General Sam made a new vid on it.” Them: “But he only plays broken games.” Me: “Oh yeah. Good point”

[@AquaFPS]

wow.

[@GeneralSam]

Get peepee poked chief

[@wesleyhixon8079]

How does this only have 16 likes and one reply

[@donatter1042]

@@wesleyhixon8079 Bc Aqua is worthless and a savage homeless beater

[@lotr7015]

You're trash like the rest of us!

[@JustGoonRanger]

"It just kept shooting for no reason!" -Oscar Pistorius

[@alrichhills1815]

Mostly South Africans will know

[@yurimolotov5886]

@@alrichhills1815 yeah like that wasnt world news, k k

[@aceambling7685]

*M E G A O O F*

[@reececrossan1097]

Throwback

[@rickybindahoose6193]

They found evidence on the front garden that acquitted him of all charges actually.. Footprints.

[@Quicksilver_Cookie]

"6 centimeters...doesn't it sound huge?" "Not for a native centimeter speaker"

[@skd_vincent9325]

Sam: "You guys are animals!" (5 minutes later) (Meets with random user) Sam: "Let's be friends!" (Sam proceedes to have him shotgunned and then scavenges/eats his remains)

[@markpabst8468]

All this taught me is that Sam cant be trusted with firearms.

[@str_j1649]

He killed a gay guy, what more could you possibly want?

[@hodarov1564]

Can*

[@markbjerreskovlarsen6057]

Or car's

[@xmm-cf5eg]

He owns a Ruger SR, Carcano rifle, and that glorious katana. Nothing bad's happened *yet.*

[@viziotvremote6415]

@@xmm-cf5eg He recently got rid of them because he was afraid his kids would find them and shoot themselves with them.

[@GeneralSam]

let me be the first to say: youtube's compression really shit in the mouth of the digital sharpening I used in the intro.

[@commando7238]

Ok

[@daryl2328]

Thanks for the heads up

[@drcakemd7114]

Ok thanks Sam

[@ttaviation6025]

"you can tell its your mom, see her feeding trough is right here" Had me dying!

[@fulcrumindicate]

Best Quote ever followed by best comedic timing ever. Rando "Is this how friends are made?" Immediately both answered Yes. 9:19

[@RuggedWogan]

10:15 is also a good contender. "I feel so bad. He doesn't know we're going to actually eat him. Wow"

[@khill3530]

I'm glad they moved pasted the tree animation, great work

[@AnonFuzz]

“One of the most poorly executed games” he says. I’m sitting over her on ARK like, man I would love it if my graphics could load in, but I guess potato dinosaurs are fine.

[@tiko5876]

The Grubb the fact that my little brother played that shit on an original xbone is mind blowing to me. That shit plays at like 20fps lmao. Props for the dedication y’all got

[@domen3277]

Shiit true brother but i enjoyed alot when playing it, especially the 🦖

[@AnonFuzz]

@KingBepisIke Nah, I was just dumb. Luckily I dropped that game quite a bit ago.

[@nycklemoe]

It’s just frickin hard man

[@taloob493]

-bohemia interactive

[@YetiGaming]

I'm getting strong SovietWomble vibes from that intro

[@DetectiveMekova]

Soviet Sam General Womble I need this collaboration

[@HeCometh232]

General womble

[@YetiGaming]

@@HeCometh232 SovietSam

[@complexityinc.5167]

I thought the devs actually worked on it , how naive of me

[@zoriiginalx7544]

They did, BI are the reason the game is in a much more stable state, with better performance less bugs and polished features/content Lot of the modders applaud BI mainly for the bulk of the work being done, (especially when it comes to suggesting tweaks/fixes to the mod tools, API, and more) Go ask in the DayZ Modders discord for yourself. Credit is due to BI and the Modders

[@WailFin]

@@MintyLime703 Oh, it's the most fun you can have, in my experience.

[@agamerforgod4088]

Sam trying to bleep out a cuss word is like my mom trying to get to the punchline of her joke

[@aurigold]

Think it should be a requirement to use Aqua's thumbs up clip every 3 minutes in DayZ videos.

[@morganhazel2373]

ALRIGHT

[@KingDaveth]

"You people are animals!" Meanwhile Sam and the Saviors are eating people and having bloodsports.

[@RedeyeGaming]

4 more years and this game may even be, dare I say it, *E X C E P T I O N A L*

[@theterribleanimator1793]

Dying of old age by then.

[@noboy345]

"can I request a single beverage?" .... "SAM!!!!"

[@n8tiveashii]

Sadly the devs pretty much said they are moving most of the team to something else while just mainly doing bug fixes

[@redacted9990]

Honestly that’s alright, shit is so polished and fun now. Hundreds of high pop severs too.

[@youngop]

Yeah, the games still unfinished

[@lehtokurppa7824]

Really? The newest version is just now in test server adding new guns and other stuff like proper nades.

[@Hooligoon-Hāfu]

This dude has no idea what he is talking about, just pulling shit out his ass. New map drop will be soon and it is not Namalsk.

[@JohnQDarksoul]

So it's a bethesda game?

[@raulxd4525]

*Sam censoring the riskier swear words* *Still no ads*

[@jewiedabooi5527]

Putting duck tape over a hole doesn’t fix it, Sam.

[@caesarvalorvmsheevpalpatin8755]

It aint hard to improve on shit

[@gasi-kxrma]

Hahahaha this mortal knows nothing of Flex Tape

[@pitchblack5422]

JewieDabooi John Tron has joined the chat,

[@hodarov1564]

@@flymeawayy so, funny...

[@tomasbenedikt5893]

DUCK tape. Lmfao

[@JustinY.]

Yeah and next you'll say JoJo's Bizarre Adventure isn't really bizarre.

[@tristenwagoner]

Well hello

[@ExtremeConing]

Justin Y. U suk

[@Joe-pi9bx]

""""Forreal this time""""" Sure thing buddy, and the A-Team didn't contain "Hammerblow" Shmidt

[@shazbotmcgee4055]

Damn, dem trees lookin good af

[@calebmallek7696]

Chatbots are taking over please someone... they aRE IN MY HOUSE PLEASE SOMEONE HELP ME THEY JUST DECAPITATED MY DAD PLEA

[@calebmallek7696]

@Braden Barnett My dads fucking dead and you think its a good time to make jokes 😟

[@calebmallek7696]

@Braden Barnett :,(

[@str_j1649]

Friendship ended with Tarkov, now Mirek and Adam are my best friends!

[@jayclifford4319]

*Haven’t seen that kid in a while Sam, guessing it bled out in the circumcision 🧐*

[@jayclifford4319]

skyblaze23 even if it’s a girl it is the general sams child

[@lildrewy1255]

Creeper, awww man 📗📗📗📗📗📗📗📗 📗📗📗📗📗📗📗📗 📗⬛️⬛️📗📗⬛️⬛️📗 📗⬛️⬛️📗📗⬛️⬛️📗 📗📗📗⬛️⬛️📗📗📗 📗📗⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️📗📗 📗📗⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️📗📗 📗📗⬛️📗📗⬛️📗📗 So we back in the mine, got our pick axe swinging from side to side, Side, side to side This task a grueling one, hope to find some diamonds tonight, night, night Diamonds tonight Heads up, you hear a sound, turn around and look up, total shock fills your body, Oh no it's you again, I could never forget those eyes, eyes, eyes, Eyes, eyes, eyes 'Cause baby tonight, the creeper's trying to steal all our stuff again, 'Cause baby tonight, you grab your pick, shovel and bolt again, And run, run until it's done, done, until the sun comes up in the morn' 'Cause baby tonight, the creeper's trying to steal all our stuff again Just when you think you're safe, overhear some hissing from right behind, Right, right behind That's a nice life you have, shame it's gotta end at this time, time, time, Time, time, time, time Blows up, then your health

[@Demented_Donut]

Nice of you to lend Aqua your channel. We know you wouldn’t use a title like that.

[@bigballschongo2971]

General sam talking about Douglas ferns made me realize he looks suspiciously like Wranglestar

[@tanman__3878]

The word “enjoyable” being used in a DayZ 2019 video from Sam makes me feel some kind of way

[@santossmith9847]

LMFAO "is this how friends are made?"

[@bongle_dongle747]

I always had a soft spot for DayZ. Despite how broken the game is/was, I loved the concept and I loved goofing around with friends, taking people hostage, and teaming up with random dudes, but the problem was that I rarely got to do any of that.

[@kokonut5]

I dont know why but Staltt's 'It's a stick, it's just not to scale!' cracks me up every time 😂

[@Crimblor]

Damn those trees are looking beautiful Good job Adam

[@clydefrog4959]

Im so glad youve stayed so real and true to yourself over the years. Your content truly brings me joy sam. Keep it up bro.

[@cryocynical_]

Last time i was this fast Michael Jordan had the Hitler stash.

[@gamegiant5136]

Wait what 😂

[@gabrielstruckmann4414]

“Guuyz it just keeps going offuh!”

[@Loremaster-Aesi]

Sam: I want people to know who I am in video games so they give me shit Also Sam: ~hey there fellas it's me, not sam~

[@x_apollyon2822]

LOL 14:34 I NEED THAT ACCENT IN MY LIFE

[@bumblebeeman2103]

Sam: "you guys are savages" Also Sam"this is what DayZ is about" while cooking and eating his subscribers

[@SkrubCern]

2:15 I thought it was oblivion for a second lmao

[@ExtremeConing]

5:57 sEnErAl gam “Game fixed” Also Guns randomly fire ???

[@VunderFiz]

Jesapear it was a modded weapon and those are known to FOR SOME REASON lock up they’re fire keys and just never stop shooting, only way to fix it by clicking your fire button

[@lucienn9685]

thats a bug in the gun mod they are using

[@lehtokurppa7824]

Triple A games are more buggy than DayZ in it's current state. I understand you can't comprehend the idea of people enjoying the game and thus complain about minor things that almost never happen, but for your own peace of mind, stop it, get some help.

[@sheepersjeepers4953]

Lehtokurppa Von Fön you’re taking a joke too seriously

[@_wayward_494]

The game is atleast kinda enjoyable now. Kinda

[@dayne3333]

10:23 what a beautiful relationship cut short by greed. rip gamer man

[@execute9610]

The guy at 11:27 sounded like JSchlatt

[@drewmarr]

i was boutta say that too

[@DrGhoztz]

After the passive-agressive comment Bohemia Interactive put on his last DayZ video I'm fucking cryin

[@plurmbi861]

I’ve never clicked off porn so fast in my life

[@midgard9057]

BrRrRRruh

[@thepotatoegamer1034]

BBBRRRRRRUUUUUHHHHHHHH

[@kenny3179]

Punishteens

[@kingsly2275]

Bruh Moment bruh you gonna give yourself blue balls bruh

[@caesarvalorvmsheevpalpatin8755]

Certified bruh moment

[@camilanunez4554]

Now this just has to be the most epic thing I’ve ever seen in my life.

[@liamv0360]

Are you continuing your podcast? I found it rather enjoyable.

[@OxyOxy0]

"A little pepsi cola to keep you nice and cool"

[@bigdaddychudd]

If you go backwards down a one-way you aren't breaking any laws

[@RustyShacklefordReal]

Can confirm, got a $53,000 settlement for whiplash

[@Notpoop906]

Yeah. Mods saved this game. The vanilla DayZ experience is still ABSOLUTE ASS!

[@ExtremeConing]

10:57 I feel this statement in my bones

[@emknight84]

The problem with standalone was the damn devs like Dean Hall. I had a couple emails and forum posts back in the day as a tester where I was worried about the direction the game was headed. I said that the game had lost its way and become too much of a chore to play and was overly complicated. I also said the game was a shooter/builder first and a survival game second. His response was that dayz was a survival sim pure and simple and that's why he made the scrounging so hard and the transfusions requiring the right blood type. It was at that point I knew the game would fail. I'm glad to see the game is back in the hands of modders that will bring it back to glory.

[@WailFin]

Wow. It's awesome to hear from someone who was directly involved. Thanks for sharing, that's genuinely some interesting behind-the-scenes info.

[@activevertex4475]

I haven’t watched your videos for a few months, and you’re looking good! Have you been working out or dieting? Like genuinely you’re looking good Sam!

[@GeneralSam]

I've started using Grindr for the cardio

[@activevertex4475]

General Sam thats the fucking way to do it. Throw your back Thursday with a tickle hole Tuesday

[@bluecats6238]

Please join the server before it’s dead, the gym is the name

[@JamesKellyWickerman123]

Aww what they tell you what liquid is in the container now? My best gaming experience was playing with my friends and one guy kept "finding" bottles of water. Except what he had been hiding was he had a whole jerry can full of gasoline in his backpack and was replacing the liquid in every bottle he found and putting it back on the ground. Slowly poisoning everyone. A huge gunfight ensued after he was found out. It was glorious.

[@recordermasterlink411]

It was obviously an act when he "didn't see you" by the road. DayZ really brings out the worst in people.

[@jimmy-breeze]

"this is a birch. you can tell by the way it is" I heard and got that reference

[@coleandhisvideos]

Watch as aquafps calls out sam like he did to him XD

[@milkymooyt]

Almost one year from this video and Sam still can't grow a mustache

[@simplycomplicated2357]

14:15 *WHY ARE YOU ALLOWED TO RESTRAIN YOURSELF???* *W H E E Z E*

[@FunkingPrink]

I've only seen the title, but I don't believe you.

[@elementalpug5640]

I couldn't stop laughing when he said enjoyable

[@hedgeearthridge6807]

Either Sam was doing some convincing bullshitting, or he really does know a shit ton about trees.

[@Bund___Germs_Bund]

16:44 fungle impressed that Sam knew English oak lol

[@garrettmaddrill5931]

sam have you lost weight ticc daddy cause your looking even more like a snack

[@jordov9398]

ummmmmm fat shaming much??

[@kennycrane7050]

It's a stick... It's not to scale!

[@micah5506]

this will always be my favorite youtube video ever, thank you sam

[@MajorUrsidae]

This brought back a memory of a time we had a fire fight in the early wild bunch days and I got shit on by shazbot and was absolutely shamed in the video. I don’t recall who had the video, but that was my lowest moment in DayZ. So thank you.

[@GeneralSam]

you're an oldie round these parts dude jesus christ. that was like 2012 or earlier.

[@apacheko6992]

hearing sam talk about trees for a minute straight is for some reason the funniest shit to me

[@rockydocky7541]

Those tress are looking pretty damned nice.

[@ren4issance-754]

This video was a Pink Floyd concert if there was cannibalism

[@gemizu4874]

Not gonna lie, Having to pull the seat release to get in the back is fucking hilarious.

[@JordanJank]

"Na na you can tell it's your mom because her feeding trough is right here" hahahahahahahahahahhaha

[@Horzinicla]

Sam: *enjoyable* DayZ: Wait, that's illegal

[@RussianBot69420]

I still feel like I can't talk about DayZ without specifying that Im talking about Standalone.

[@YinkeeDinkee]

Jank is the true heart and soul of gaming

[@hippiemane429]

Muscle eating the chips is like Sam eating pretzels in the good ole days of DayZ

[@Lukania]

"You guys are the best!" - the poor bastard they murdered and fuckin' cannibalized

[@tjcoolk]

I've been seeing your videos on my feed for a while, but seeing your comments on I'm Not Norm's videos definitely sold me on subscribing!

[@brandon1157]

Is this how friends are made ? ...Yes, now dance for me. XD

[@Moto_Medics]

Old Sam content is bleeding through we got dayz and now story times back with the podcast!

[@cleric4049]

They still want like $50 for the damn thing

[@sirsquidly3537]

Some say that Shotgun still craves blood, pulling shells to reload itself and seek out new prey.

[@zinmas_2568]

love your content man greetings from Spain

[@gruma37]

I love the fact that Sam started playing with fungle because he played a few R6 games with this youtube presence he thought would be really cool and found out that the dude's friend (fungle) was way cooler than the dude, so they both straight up ditched the dude.

[@rustiverse]

You're the only KZbinr I've turned adblock off for. Keep up the good work and spend those shekels wisely.

[@PredaorGuy101]

That your mom joke... Fucking nailed it buddy. Nicely done. Loved it. Thank you for that raging laugh.

[@Kortney2G]

I love that Sam wears the Fascinating shirt. Its one of my favorites from Ethan and Hila's merch. 😘

[@vJaukbby]

Fungle is a riot