So You Think You Can Minecraft?

[@ceciliailluzzi]

12:26 as a frequent hermitcraft viewer I can confirm that’s cyan terracotta, they use it all the time

[@NetheriteMiner]

I play hypixel skyblock. If I'm going to spend 3 hours mining it over and over I better well know.

[@ABoxIsMyHome]

can -someone- _please_ explain *why* they use ✨ cyan terracotta ✨

[@furiousfear772]

@@ABoxIsMyHome because it goes best with concrete, especially white concrete for modern builds

[@ABoxIsMyHome]

@@furiousfear772 idk context anymore I was partially just showing off cool text designs

[@furiousfear772]

@@ABoxIsMyHome oh, okokok

[@StellaOfSalem]

Iguanas do in fact have 3 eyes Jardon its on the top of their head and its and is know as a parietal eye. It cant see shapes or color but does sense light and movement. Other lizards also have it like my pet skink Waylon. ( at 11:16 )

[@warriorinagarden7573]

I was just about comment this!!

[@elijahdasilva6571]

I just learned about something like this! Sharks have the same thing

[@ChrissieBear]

Most reptiles do AFAIK.

[@carnation969]

Bearded dragons too!

[@appletunisheccincute6253]

I dont know if your joking or not and I'm kinda scared

[@abbewinter9249]

After watching so many of Grian's season 6 HC vids, I instantly recognized the cyan terracotta.

[@eveescastle5866]

SAME

[@noo6423]

I remembered it because its just weird

[@matthewrandall1784]

I only knew that because of when he was giving mumbo build tips

[@agelessorca]

I've used it a lot in builds

[@divyamanoj3153]

pacific of season 7 made by mumbo and iskall has so much of it

[@grahamcouture6786]

The End was added in pre-release 1.9, which eventually became official release 1.0

[@4bafiafzil999]

The version name doesn't make sense

[@JameyMcQueen]

@@4bafiafzil999 Yes, it does. It's a different version.

[@Charlieto]

@@JameyMcQueen it kinda doesnt. coz 1.9 is a higher number then 1.0

[@PikaSamus]

@@4bafiafzil999 The version names reset once the game got out of beta.

[@HashiNuke]

beta aren't pre-release tho. What, you expect the End be released in 1.8?

[@Userfulpo]

How did he not get “A Complete CAT-alouge

[@kittyace196]

ikr

[@Userfulpo]

@Merrick Cason any askers?

[@Charlieto]

@@Userfulpo dont trust it it sounds like a virus scam thing. its following the same pattern i see on 'win free money from this slot game' spam i see on facebook

[@Userfulpo]

@@Charlieto yeah ofc it’s a virus

[@Sam_UrAlly]

Ikr

[@DangerNator]

I was yelling at Jardon when he didn't know what cyan terracotta looked like. Also cyan terracotta looks grey because all terracotta blocks are a color combined with regular terracotta color.

[@FriskyD.]

It all makes sense now

[@eveescastle5866]

Oh I did not know that. That explains a lot

[@blazeanimated8839]

Sloths can hold their breath for 40 minutes, but Dolphins can only hold their breath for 7 minutes.

[@pinnedcomment895]

OOF

[@misusaki8980]

OOF

[@HarshRaj-xd6ix]

Sloths don't really need to

[@summitstudio2518]

@@HarshRaj-xd6ix their heartbeat is slower so less oxygen used i think

[@Cp-vt6uz]

The thing about McDonald’s bubblegum broccoli and 3 eyed iguanas where also true

[@kurtiswatson]

20:17 "You don't need teeth to suck" - jordoon 2021

[@mattcatt1165]

Lol

[@charlesbrooks4541]

to quote a great hero "mosquitos suck"

[@Mr.FrostyApple]

13:46 who else thought he said "how many sloths are in a double chest?"

[@eveescastle5866]

See I answered 27 cause I didn't hear double and thought it was a regular chest

[@matthewrandall1784]

Absolutly

[@ractheraccoon]

@@eveescastle5866 same lol

[@unknowngamer7058]

...me

[@beckettarnold2595]

me

[@obsidionwarrior1343]

"Which of them is impossible to break in survival Minecraft?" Answer: Bedrock Scicraft server with a 3500x1500 void perimeter in the nether: huh?

[@bikalpsatyal6699]

I didn’t expect someone to bring that up here

[@HarshRaj-xd6ix]

They have a sci-block where there is void as far as you can see from the center island

[@Endersouled]

They also managed to OBTAIN the bedrock item itself.

[@tops1954]

True

[@brodie2857]

@@Endersouled I mean proto got the barrier block

[@guszettel3082]

I'm pretty sure "well yes but actually no" is more correct, because I beleive Alex's hair is based off of Jeb's ponytail, and can therefore be a boy.

[@Cloiss_]

Alex is definitely designed to be gender neutral that was like the whole point, thats why their name is Alex

[@Snapcracklepop12]

@@Cloiss_ so yes but actually no

[@Cloiss_]

@@Snapcracklepop12 yes, but actually no

[@charapresscott7750]

@@Cloiss_ I mean Steve was meant to be gender-neutral at a time until they went with the joke name of Steve in a meeting.

[@Cloiss_]

@@charapresscott7750 also true!

[@lorrygoth]

I love Jordan being genuine and open about his anxiety.

[@BoomtasticFormula]

Jardoon: is this grey or dark grey Me: it's cyan, don't even have to look at the options

[@JediDrewsterT]

and dark grey isn't a block colo, only grey and light grey

[@samalight7249]

plus aren't the grey terracottas like different browns

[@dirtycabbage3334]

well you see the thing is alex is actually "yes but actually no" because alex was designed based of jeb and his glorious ponytail

[@Ashraf7I7]

Wdym?

[@gachabloxgirl3958]

@@Ashraf7I7 jeb is a male and has long hair

[@dirtycabbage3334]

@@Ashraf7I7 i mean what i said. Alex was based off of jeb one of minercrafts developers.

[@Ashraf7I7]

@@gachabloxgirl3958 Just because she's based of a male doesn't mean she's a male wtf is this logic? Lady Deadpool is based of Deadpool but is she a male? NO. Also mojang literally confirmed Alex is female they literally refer to her as she

[@Ashraf7I7]

@@dirtycabbage3334 Just because she's based of a male doesn't mean she's a male wtf is this logic? Lady Deadpool is based of Deadpool but is she a male? NO. Also mojang literally confirmed Alex is female they literally refer to her as she

[@Sploberrie]

Up until this video I haven't realized the pun "Complete CATalog"

[@DragTheDecimator]

33:44 I can name all dye colors off the top of my head by remembering all the different colors of Alchemists Bags in ProjectE, and can confirm that there are only 16 Map creator is wrong

[@pyk_]

Lol I thought for sure he made the connection with “a catalog sounds like something you would have versus the cats...”

[@darnallfamilyemail4997]

The problem with being faster than light is you always live in darkness

[@Altasik4]

Yes.

[@maxwag9263]

@@Altasik4 yes?

[@KaySan666]

with the cosmic background raditation shifting into the visible light its probably most likely that you're living in a hazey blue cone

[@misusaki8980]

@@maxwag9263 yes

[@Reaper17th]

You good there buddy?

[@treflecrystal]

Me an intellectual: Alex is based on Jeb

[@danthony8681]

Nah

[@drantigon]

@@danthony8681 jeb has long hair

[@mattcatt1165]

Yeah true

[@TheCJBrine]

has this actually been confirmed or is it just that loading screen saying her hair is like his. Although it does seem like she’s based on his hair/general appearance just made to be feminine, her texture has glasses too just set to 0 opaqueness.

[@Y3SkyBreaker]

@@TheCJBrine The name Alex was chosen to be gender neutral, they said it in an QnA video a while ago

[@cjpauley2]

Actually, there are 16 dyes, not 18. You were right the first time

[@RadiantSharaShaymin]

That's what I thought, because there are 16 colors. I was wondering where the extra 2 came from.

[@f1rebreather123]

@@RadiantSharaShaymin maybe bonemeal and inksacs

[@ixisten5455]

@@f1rebreather123 Those aren't dyes though. You still have to craft those into white and black dye.

[@RadiantSharaShaymin]

The wiki says there are 16, and if he were including bonemeal and ink sac, then he missed lapis and cocoa beans. So whichever way he says went, he wasn't quite right. Maybe he could have spent those after-answer comments on a 'this is my reasoning' instead of telling is that smoking is scientifically healthy- actually, I think I get what happened now...

[@f1rebreather123]

@@ixisten5455 I know Im just trying to think of why it was wrong.

[@jchristjohn]

Iguana's do actually have 3 eyes. (I had one as a kid) They have a Parietal eye on the top of their head that is photoreceptive and helps with regulating their circadian rhythm and helps with thermoregulation.

[@JamAttack]

14:20 Overthinking a minecraft quiz any% world record

[@alexfsayshi5279]

I don’t know how I feel about Jardoon saying the word ‘supple’

[@FriskyD.]

You know, since the Netherlands are hot enough to evaporate water instantly, you really should be able to cook in a furnace without fuel

[@Mr.FrostyApple]

Didn't know it was so hot up there in the Netherlands. Must be difficult to take a shower.

[@eveescastle5866]

Damn the Netherlands must be on a massive heat vent or something

[@literallylegendary]

Netherlands is a country and Nether is the Minecraft dimension. "Nether" means "under"

[@nashtynash4624]

“IVE BEEN PHILZA” -captainsparkles lmfao !!! 🤣 35:30 !!!

[@varalakshmi4243]

Lol

[@akshdfakb]

11:15 Jardon, yes they do, the third one is on their forehead and can only detect light and movement.

[@niffwasau1815]

That’s not how shrödinger’s cat experiment works That Murohy’s law, where if something can go wrong, it will Shrödinger’s cat is about probability and quantum mechanics, where both are true until checked. Once checked, the trueness of both states collapse into only one correct thing. An electron is in all possible locations until you observe it and it’s in one spot

[@sgt.peppers5814]

You dont need teeth to suck -Jardon 2021

[@inkieheart]

love how the thumbnail face is just "O:"

[@fredericklang9982]

The map creator did "oh man" and "ah man" now we just need "yeah man"

[@JameyMcQueen]

Uh, man.

[@rider338]

Nah, man.

[@Christopher_Wheeler]

Jardon's third sponsor, Instagram, is so good that I clicked the follow button twice.

[@NetheriteMiner]

F

[@JediDrewsterT]

r/Holup

[@gachabloxgirl3958]

@@JediDrewsterT hmMmMM

[@literallylegendary]

it wouldn't be the follow button after you click it so you lie

[@immianow]

there's exactly 16 dyes in java. not 18, wtf (what the Fork)

[@cyancybershock719]

im so confused by that one, i think it was a mistake

[@svtolcgy]

you think you know mc? me: *dududu- no..*

[@drantigon]

Your username is eef but your pfp is the dirty crime boy

[@Cordikal]

For the youtuber question, every choice was correct, but only some had a custom response to the choice. Most said "nice".

[@pika4668]

love learning mathematics with jardon

[@NightskySkyler]

Invisibility potion is a golden carrot, and then fermented spider eye, so the answer would be the eye

[@justanaveragejoe4265]

25:58 A Complete CATalogue...I can't believe you didn't think of this one, Pun Master Jardoonion.

[@PashminaSamantha]

12:21 - It is cyan terracotta. (I know this because all of the terracotta colors are not what they seem to be. Also, my opinion, the color shades are terrible for terracotta.)

[@cyancybershock719]

I think the trick of the invisibility question was saying what is NEEDED when there are multiple recipes, both need the fermented eye

[@Pixelcraftian]

_"That's not cyan."_ Me: It is _"ThAT'S NOT CYAN TERRACOTTA"_ Me: It is _"NO IT'S NOT"_ Me: It is though _"NO IT'S NOT!!"_ Legitimately thought I was actually talking to him for a moment lmao

[@thedeltastrat]

Jardon: There is a Hoglin brute spawn egg. Me: Hoglin brutes don't exist, but piglin brutes do... The Map: Hoglin brutes don't exist, but piglin brutes do.! Me: ...

[@poocrafter2]

26:05 It's a CATalogue. You know how the devs love their puns

[@AugustA447]

"Did you know rabbits frequently eat each other?" I feel like the map creator's been watching Re:Zero recently

[@freyjapedersen7701]

My favorite unalive so far! It was so gruesome and fantastic!!

[@wahlflower3517]

@@freyjapedersen7701 It's even more gruesome in the novel.

[@TheCJBrine]

The End and Ender Dragon technically were added before 1.0.0, but in the Beta 1.9 pre-releases, which led to 1.0.0. Also, Alex was made for female players and was referred to with female pronouns, and gets more feminine stuff while Steve gets more masculine stuff (they seem to be treated as girl and boy), and Jeb said named characters have gender, so I think only the mobs and unnamed characters are genderless now. And Steve was said to be Alex’s boyfriend in a Lego Club magazine, although a Mojang member said he’s single in an AskMojang video so idk 👀

[@shairneshadowfell9879]

mojang actually said that nothing but the players have gender, and since alex is a player skin, yes alex = female, but actually no because a male or other gendered player might use the alex skin. Jardon was right the first time.

[@EndishGal56-ov7mw]

well yeah, but the fact that she has lipstick and skinnier arms kinda make her look more like a female than a male.

[@metta6947]

@@EndishGal56-ov7mw i think they just have pink lips but it doesn't really matter. my headcanon is that they're (alex and steve) all genders and none at the same time

[@amythegay7170]

Ah yes, light green un-alive is the best type of un-alive

[@Spiney09]

Beta 1.8 added enter pearls, but they didn’t do anything until the next update, 1.9. Almost right after that the dragon got added into the game, at the official release.

[@Charlieto]

30:57 you are right jordan. you need a golden carrot to make night vision potion. then that + fermented spider eye makes invisibility. so in a way you were still right

[@haph2087]

The End was added in “Beta 1.9”, if you count snapshots, but “beta 1.9” was renamed to 1.0 before the release. The beta 1.9 prereleases are actually quite interesting because they have a variety of bugs including versions where portal frames were obtainable using TNT, and mob spawners were obtainable using silk touch. It’s sad how many of the questions were straight up wrong.

[@parmizantheitalianman9650]

I wish you could still get spawners with silk touch because I would love to see massive farms people could create in survival and they just make them more rare to find

[@haph2087]

@@parmizantheitalianman9650 In 1.12 you can get spawners with fallingblock. Still, it doesn’t give you a spawner of the particular mob, just pigs.

[@parmizantheitalianman9650]

@@haph2087 might have to go back and play the older versions to go play around with it for old times sake😂

[@haph2087]

@@parmizantheitalianman9650 It’s fun to jump through alpha versions and collect illegal blocks.

[@parmizantheitalianman9650]

@@haph2087 fun little side quest with minecraft lol

[@alexfsayshi5279]

Here for the end-rod unicorn horn and it’s been 5 seconds!

[@brierhehmeyer1471]

CaptainSparklez: I thought crocodiles were dinosaurs not animals Me: Dinosaurs are animals too -_-

[@ChrissieBear]

And crocodiles aren't dinosaurs. xD

[@Michael.Nietzsche.Macucows]

19:26 it's called tipped arrow of luck and even if I'm wrong it has "tipped" on its name I'm sure

[@shaine635]

Actually no it's just called a arrow of luck but it can only be gotten in creative mode there is no crafting recipe for it.

[@suddenchanges4392]

20:45 well TECHNICALLY there IS a repeating command block minecart if yoh include mcpe cause when you spawn the command block minecart in it defaults to the repeating command block minecart and you cant change what type of command block it is (ik this cause im currently making a map for mcpe)

[@ConnorSinclairCavin]

Before becoming the “end” it was the “skylands” dimension which you had to go above build height to reach

[@cliffritch7304]

Actually, you can technically put water down in the nether. It may evaporate instantly (which you could call not putting it down properly), but if you put the water in a cauldron, you are still placing the water, and you can pick it back up. I guess that is a bit niche to be used that early in the trivia though

[@samalight7249]

12:21 CaptainSparklez: That's not cyan terracotta Minecraft Builders Community: Excuse me?

[@toshirokardevaand2772]

27:03 I would never expect something this kinky out of a Minecraft map! Oh my! :>

[@VictorPughVA]

11:25 CaptainSparklez: Whatever floats your goat I guess Mojang: Hey, we can make this an advancement.....

[@Sh1roNekoshi]

35: responding "you too" to people wishing you a happy birthday

[@dusklight7907]

8:14 this is hilariously true. I never had the chance to taste the McDonald’s bubblegum broccoli but it was in fact a thing xD

[@placeholderblankspace]

12:18 and Jordan has learnt the sufferings of all those who played Block Party without a texture pack

[@adrianjames6552]

I would imagine the mosquito's teeth are to prevent the sucking straw from being easily pulled out. Kind of like how a shark's teeth is facing inwards to prevent prey from escaping.

[@captain_jeknan2741]

Best part was when Jardon said the Crown was preventing awkward hellos and said, “I hope it continues.” Lol

[@eddog6666]

The end was in beta 1.9. The dragon was added in beta 1.9.3 pre-release 3 but wasn’t fully fightable until official release

[@hungtheheroluu]

0:26 I didn't know Jardon was part of the One Heart Club (look at his health bar).

[@jamespronger8641]

Mine craft at this point can create anything with an idea that we can believe. Just like "lego", 'meaning bind or put together. We can all make a map that takes up someone's important time but I like the videos anyway

[@kennethstangnes7324]

Iguanas Have Three Eyes! Iguanas have a special third eye on the top of their heads. This eye, called a parietal eye, doesn’t see images like normal eyes, instead, it senses lightness / darkness, and movement. Iguanas use this third eye to detect predators.

[@everettburdett1702]

I laughed so hard at cyan terracotta, clearly Jordan never watched grian or mumbo in hermitcraft season 6

[@hashinemiretsien9920]

29:55 You in fact need to first make a Night Vision potion with the Golden Carrot, but you make the Invisibility Potion using a Fermented Spider Eye on a Night Vision Potion

[@akgamer1825]

12:26 was I the only one screaming "CYAN TERACOTTA"

[@XDubio]

That gave me an idea for a new challenge for Minecraft: Beat the wither and the dragon at the same time!

[@SpaceGamers1114]

My man Jardon not assuming gender let's go

[@cyancybershock719]

there’s literally only 16 dyes what is this map

[@ashtonlove6455]

16:00 Withers have more health, but the Ender Dragon can take longer to kill because if you hit her anywhere but her head it does 1/4 damage. I think a lot of people assume the head does more damage, but it's just that anywhere else does less.

[@joghost2365]

Jordan, "Well yes, but actually no" is a meme

[@Beast_4843]

POV: you're not early you're just at the right time

[@pinnedcomment895]

Ye

[@KingdomHearts29]

Yessir

[@aloe7215]

24:00 oh no, dolphins are *extremely* evil in real life

[@hungtheheroluu]

8:18 that's the biggest closeup of Jardon's face.

[@Michael.Nietzsche.Macucows]

Rabbit stew is actually really good but if you get the ingredients and eat separately it's better

[@Ganerrr]

Oh no, he doesn't know about the irl dolphins

[@youraveragebfdifan]

ganer spotted

[@TheOneThreeFour]

You know Jardon doesn't build much at all since he doesn't recognize the weird colours of terracotta

[@Gorvindo]

The Iguanas have 3 eyes thing only works if you say it out loud. The third "eye" is referring to the "I" in Iguana

[@ChrissieBear]

There are 16 dyes, what the heck is the mapmaker smoking?

[@rider338]

Crack.

[@andixpiwi8325]

27:24 micrisoft shaking my head their head right now

[@gubsup5045]

11:00 Well, depending on how you learned it, the answer could be two options... I was taught to divide first, so 2x-30=60 would be x-30=30, x=60.

[@amanofculture2991]

lolwut If you divide 2x-30 by 2 you get x-15

[@gubsup5045]

@@amanofculture2991 Bruh, you divide the 2 from the 2x, not the 2x-30. You are left with X-30

[@amanofculture2991]

@@gubsup5045 I'm not gonna argue with you, but just go on Wolfram alpha if you don't trust me mate.

[@gubsup5045]

@@amanofculture2991 I’m beginning to think our math teacher didn’t know what she was talking about… which puts her with our chemistry teacher, physics, and aerospace science teachers. What you get when you hire a bunch of lunatics I guess. Anyways, I concede, you are right. Also yes, I am calling them lunatics as one stabled a paper to a kid’s pants, another smashed a kid’s phone, and one more “taught” us by asking us questions without giving us any answers. Google was our teacher there.

[@amanofculture2991]

@@gubsup5045 Yikes. That is _very_ worrisome. I hope you're not in a near proximity to any of those people.

[@julianrubinstein8499]

26:00 it's a complete CATalog

[@ThatOneAgarAgarioThePro]

"Mosqitoes don't have 47 teeth.They suck". @CaptanSparkez2021

[@Stray0]

minecraft doesn't have genders, so Alex may look like a girl but is actually genderless, captainsparklez is correct and DrJones4 is wrong

[@reedplaysgames]

Alex is like the most androgynous name ever they could’ve gone with any other girls name but they went with Alex which makes me think she’ supposed to be gender less

[@FoxSlyme]

This map: how good do you know Minecraft? Also this map: solve for x

[@Benw8888]

You normally use a golden carrot but TECHNICALLY you don't need one if you already have a potion of night vision. You always need a fermented spider eye though

[@lalanunu]

Sloths can hold their breath for about 30-40 minutes. Dolphins can only hold theirs for about 7.

[@BlockCheddar]

A sloth can hold its breath for 40 minutes, whereas a dolphin can only hold its breath for 10.

[@puyo-pop]

WHEN HE SAID "I got Philzaʼd" I LOST IT LMFAOOO

[@witherlordgaming2784]

You use a golden carrot to make night vison, then from there you use a fermented spider eye to change it to invisibility. Kinda difficult ngl.

[@AT-il4xl]

According to the Mojang series called "Ask Mojang", Steve and Alex are both single.

[@rider338]

Yeah I mean there are only 1 of them, so they can't really be plural.

[@AT-il4xl]

@@rider338 on the contrary, there are many that use those skins and we call them steves and alexes

[@bearhug5292]

Iguanas actually do have a third eye. Its a simple eye that cannot see shape or color it can only se light and movement and its located on the top of their head. It is there so predators cannot sneak up on them.

[@TheHarvestGoddessChloe]

8:40 I...I looked it up. McDonald's DID make a bubblegum flavored broccoli, in an attempt at making a healthier option. It was in an article in 2014 apparently. Kids were too confused by it in testing, so it just didn't get added to the menu. What the fork, Mackers?

[@bry_si_5892]

“ what ever floats your goat 🐐” 🤣

[@jankyredstoner]

Jardoon has a nice IQ.

[@thesingingsmith620]

15:06 Alex's skin as far as I am aware is actually modeled after Jeb