So many people going "well why don't you plant two berries instead of one" This. This is why.
@CatOrigins4 жыл бұрын
couldn't you reset your step count by getting into a battle then walk 2 spaces to the right? that would give you an extra tile to plant berries on (one on each side), so it would still be really long but not quite AS long
@DaBannyGaming4 жыл бұрын
Rip
@Leafsw0rd4 жыл бұрын
This is perhaps the biggest aesthetic softlock you've done. Sitting by a lake watching berries grow, with Larvitar by your side.
@cameronschiralli35694 жыл бұрын
Nursing it and caring for its poison
@Rockman98304 жыл бұрын
Sounds like something out of the anime " I found this little guy poisoned by a lake in the middle of a forest.I stayed with him for over 30 days, nursing him back to health. Hes been my best friend ever since. "
@Felixkeeg4 жыл бұрын
@@Rockman9830 "And when I tried to leave to get help, I blacked out and woke up in the middle of the ocean"
@bridgeseller70044 жыл бұрын
Guys, that's beautiful
@PeterGriffin114 жыл бұрын
@@Felixkeeg Oh...
@christophertaylor81494 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: this is actually the only way Pacifidlog gets new residents.
@whatdatechnodogedoin4 жыл бұрын
Lol
@justsomeguywholikeswater35664 жыл бұрын
I mean, it makes sense. Who would stay in a tiny water place with no gym or pokemart? It has nothing special
@davidperez36454 жыл бұрын
@@justsomeguywholikeswater3566 it’s simple... mirage island :D
@glanni4 жыл бұрын
@@justsomeguywholikeswater3566 Social outcasts, and hippies.
@packfan5253 жыл бұрын
And after going crazy for years, decades even, one old man started seeing things. After awhile, he became convinced he found something called "Mirage Island". Alas, it was his craziness all along.
@Br4v0104 жыл бұрын
“Okay, only one more berry and I’ll be free.” The internal battery has run dry. The game can be played. However, clock-based events will no longer occur.
@anthonyhutchins23004 жыл бұрын
Oh god
@WinVisten4 жыл бұрын
OOF
@averytubestudios4 жыл бұрын
I would literally cry my eyes out if that happened.
@TayoEXE4 жыл бұрын
Get your battery's life to 99% and do this. :3 (If only there was a consistent way to tell if the battery is about to die, this would be even more evil.)
@kirukiru59244 жыл бұрын
Oh no
@ChazSmith3 жыл бұрын
This is the Saw movie series equivalent of Pokemon.
@Z5Z5Z53 жыл бұрын
Iv never seen such a horrible thing in pokemon
@hugodrouin-marcotte8213 жыл бұрын
Jigsaw should be the mascot of this serie.
@Paniekzaaiertje3 жыл бұрын
I’m your 1K’th like
@kikiretzorg14673 жыл бұрын
Live or get softlocked. Make your choice.
@TSfish943 жыл бұрын
“I want to play a game. Time and power are two things people value most. In your pokeball you have a level 99 larvitar, quite a powerful ally, however one step and it will faint: forcing you to end up stranded on an island. Your only chance of escape is to dedicate over a month of your life to watering a tree and exterminating a specific fish species from the pond in front of you. What will you do? Learn time and temperance? Or recklessly run away with power? Let the game begin.”
@thetreyceratops4 жыл бұрын
He’s not even trying to make them impossible anymore, he’s just trying to make these as sadistic as possible
@gmk93214 жыл бұрын
Yeah it almost makes me want to torture my inner demons with these scenarios by playing them myself. If only I had my gen 3 game/ a link to Pokémon emerald that doesn’t give me viruses
@floatingduck62324 жыл бұрын
This is what playing with only a ditto does to u
@Cherryblossoms1104 жыл бұрын
Sadism? Considering the fact that he's doing it to himself, it's more like masochism 👀
@gmk93214 жыл бұрын
@@MightyCaesar37 ok thanks I’ll try
@degmcgee4 жыл бұрын
i mean all he had to do was not keep the berry and/or move one space up to make it impossible
@Mecceldorf4 жыл бұрын
So this is what it feels like being a route trainer. Could you imagine the euphoria of seeing another trainer walking by and forcing them to battle you on the off chance you might get thousands of exp?
@memebro87033 жыл бұрын
But if you lose you are stuck there forever. Wait, is that what the player has done to these poor trainers?
@anoyd18173 жыл бұрын
@@memebro8703 nobody else in Pacifidlog Town ever leaves either...
@MrcreeperDXD7773 жыл бұрын
@@anoyd1817 all the population of pacifidlog are trainers that softlocked themselves.
@eqsaz Жыл бұрын
>Hyperbeams your first pokemon >Immediately dies to poison >Refuses to elaborate >Stays
@Green24152 Жыл бұрын
imagine a romhack that just adds this guy
@disturbed1357114 жыл бұрын
I feel like this is an entire layer of masochism that Pikasprey single-handedly discovered and mastered
@TheReaperofHades4 жыл бұрын
He probably got it from the Exodia Rare Hunter he took an hour and a half to beat lmao
@thenthson3 жыл бұрын
Even greystillplays is telling him to calm down.
@vanesslifeygoАй бұрын
@@TheReaperofHades I remember this lol
@imaginaryboy20003 жыл бұрын
Imagine being the 200th Goldeen to get reeled in by a kid only to be obliterated instantly by a pint-sized rock child on the verge of death.
@kalemjade52582 жыл бұрын
this is my new favorite sentence
@CatchTheMarmosets Жыл бұрын
@@kalemjade5258what was your previous favourite? Or now that your comment is a year old what is your new favourite sentence
@LinkinPark4Ever1996 Жыл бұрын
@@CatchTheMarmosetsI'm curious as well
@Dexuz Жыл бұрын
@@CatchTheMarmosetsYou're my new favorite pfp.
@CatchTheMarmosets Жыл бұрын
@@Dexuzthx i stole it
@wheelotime25814 жыл бұрын
Every 16 hours you log in to gain a tiny bit of meaningless reward? Sounds like a mobile game....
@IAmMissingnoMaster4 жыл бұрын
Underrated comment.
@Cinderblock-c7l4 жыл бұрын
Pokemon Masters be like...
@Dragonrealms2454 жыл бұрын
I burst out laughing when I saw this
@leecrawford65604 жыл бұрын
remember the gold, silver/ crystal Ice berry thing he did that was crazy
@spectrasoulfaire2154 жыл бұрын
Damn, I was going to make this joke but this chap beat me to it. Well played.
@prisma.4 жыл бұрын
Request for Pikasprey to release a pokemon savefile with a similarly overcomplicated softlock, and we have to figure out the answer.
@shinkiro4034 жыл бұрын
This is actually a cool idea, upvoted 🤚
@shapeshifterk4 жыл бұрын
Agreed, would love that.
@DreamingInSlowMotion4 жыл бұрын
It would be hilarious to open up this save like "ok this doesn't seem too bad" *takes one step* "oh"
@crystaltaiko02744 жыл бұрын
Agreed
@gkstelarbeo41354 жыл бұрын
Great idea
@thepigeonmanlyon71554 жыл бұрын
Imagine that Larvitar's perspective on this whole scenario. You're 1 step away from dying, and your closest friend plants a berry, goes to sleep for 16 hours, wakes up, grabs the berries, fishes, then picks you up and uses you as a laser cannon five times, on repeat for a little over a month That's a real sad situation
@emdivine4 жыл бұрын
Sad? Your best friend sticks by your side for a month straight, painstakingly ensuring you stay alive by desperately farming and fishing for you with what little room you have around yourselves. That's heartwarming!
@Cervarius_K4 жыл бұрын
@@emdivine except he's only doing it to avoid the seaside purgatory realm
@JohnW884 жыл бұрын
To make it a little sadder: He's also one level away from evolution, but his trainer has decided that he is not worthy of becoming his best form, Tyranitar. He's stuck as a Pupitar for life even if he does succeed. :(
@jacobesterson3 жыл бұрын
@@Cervarius_K To be fair both of them will end up stuck in Pacifilog. Only way Larvitar could escape is through trading.
@jacobesterson3 жыл бұрын
@@JohnW88 Nintendo should've put in an evo stone for level 100 Pokémon who didn't evolve. So if you were to level a Charmander to 100 without evolving you could just use two of those stones to get it up to a Charizard. I'm surprised they never implimented something like that when you look at some of the really obscure shit they did to stop you from screwing up your save. It's hard to get a Pokémon to 100 without evolving by accident though lol.
@7MukuroRealm3 жыл бұрын
Pikasprey Softlocks: How They Started: "Is it possible to escape from this situation or is the game locked for good?" How They Ended Up: "Okay how do I arrange the most miserable experience possible without even pretending that I'm trapped?"
@thegoldmario48793 жыл бұрын
Fax
@jackmoore40052 жыл бұрын
I mean the fail is truly trapped
@gregparker8604 Жыл бұрын
Make videos about it and put them on KZbin
@peashooter268 Жыл бұрын
Yes
@ianfinrir872410 ай бұрын
As someone else stated, Pikasprey put a ten year old in a SAW trap.
@HobbesHobbiton4 жыл бұрын
Pikasprey has singlehandedly discovered what purgatory looks like.
@malachiatkinson72454 жыл бұрын
More than once.
@rossjohnstone46894 жыл бұрын
Its kind of terrifying, but I think that's part of the point
@BrokenGodEnt4 жыл бұрын
And we love him for his sacrifice.
@HobbesHobbiton4 жыл бұрын
@@rossjohnstone4689 Its like watching a man slowly walking into Hell voluntarily just to taste the fire
@rossjohnstone46894 жыл бұрын
@@HobbesHobbiton and the fire tastes like fish and berries
@epicluck43914 жыл бұрын
Man these softlocks keep becoming more and more evil.
@Halvos124 жыл бұрын
Of course you could make it unpickable by just taking that step yourself and then saving at the pokemon center.
@miscellaneousmastermind88174 жыл бұрын
DoOfEnShMiRtS eViL iNcOrPoRaTeEeEeEeEeD
@procommentr4 жыл бұрын
@@Halvos12 Except that's less "fun"
@TheJunky2284 жыл бұрын
and I absolutely love it
@shapeshifterk4 жыл бұрын
This is one of the easiest locks if you have been watching the series, lorelai was terrifying, this only takes a month (not even factoring how long caterpie took[200+ non skippable days])
@JohnGlasscock4 жыл бұрын
How nice you get to look at the lake and watch the clouds for the rest of the game 😁
@gmk93214 жыл бұрын
Yeah agreed verification person
@paulblache21224 жыл бұрын
@@gmk9321 lol
@windblazeanims62534 жыл бұрын
Hey can you give me some PS4 tips 😁
@keksikunkku4 жыл бұрын
just a month actually. Well I guess you're right, because it's not like anyone would ever bother to escape from this softlock.
@Brawler_13374 жыл бұрын
@@keksikunkku just a month assuming you check the game every sixteen hours on the dot and always KO a level 10 Goldeen. If you fuck up or get unlucky, it could easily take way longer.
@Pzychosis3 жыл бұрын
Something else that you forgot that adds another layer of sinistry; You have to save after every wild Pokémon kill. Incase your attack misses and the poison kills you
@defaultusername11453 жыл бұрын
That doesn’t make it any more sinistry
@kordami283 жыл бұрын
Oh god, you're right
@tessl89842 жыл бұрын
@@defaultusername1145 well I haven't played in awhile but I'd say opening the menu and saving takes about 4 or 5 seconds each time multiplied by how many battles you have to survive it adds up also if you forget to save you'd have to do it again and your mental health would take a hit
@defaultusername11452 жыл бұрын
@@tessl8984 if you choose to do nothing for the first 5 seconds of your day it will add up over a lifetime but it won’t change your life at all
@tessl89842 жыл бұрын
I get your point but that doesn't change that it adds a layer of sinistry ,which was the point of my reply and the comment I was replying to
@toppo80914 жыл бұрын
The dirtiest part of it all is that after all that, the larvitar will never get to become a Tyranitar
@chompyzilla4 жыл бұрын
Not in this game, but you can send it to SwSh and use a Rare Candy on it.
@chompyzilla4 жыл бұрын
No Name - In SwSh, using a rare Candy on a level 100 Pokémon that evolves by level up will make it evolve.
@theinsanegamer10244 жыл бұрын
@@chompyzilla really? That's actually a good idea, why didn't they do that earlier?
@plant73714 жыл бұрын
@@chompyzilla Aha, but that's also the problem. Transferring a Gen 3 pokémon to SW/SH is about as easy as escaping this softlock. (with a guide) I already made a rant on it, so I'll just copy and paste it. you need a gen 3 game, a gen 4 game, a gen 5 game, a gen 8 game, pokémon bank, poke transfer, a ds lite, a 2ds, and a switch lite. this is the most cost effective way. you don't need a gba, but you do need both a ds and 2ds/3ds to do this, since the ds can play rse with the dual slot function and you need to have Bank to transfer gen 5 pokémon to gen 6, 7, and 8. you need to beat gen 4 and 5 and complete their pokedexes, (regional for gen 4 and national for gen 5. you also need to have the national pokedex in gen 4) play gen 3 to the point you get a pokedex and pokeballs, and catch one pokemon (you need RSE because FRLG won't work, and also you need at least 2 pokemon in your party to trade/transfer), then transfer the gen 3 pokémon to gen 4 by catching it again, (now timed. yay.) then transfer it to gen 5 by playing a timed minigame (you need 5 extra pokémon to play the minigame) then put the pokémon you want into pokémon bank, send it to pokémon home, and then finally send it to sword/shield.
@davidcelona81673 жыл бұрын
The only good thing about sword & shield is that they fixed that
@horschtguenter3 жыл бұрын
12:00 'there is no way that anyone would ever make their game like this on purpose' Dude I just watched you do exactly that.
@bashfulbreloom92943 жыл бұрын
I assume it's an emulator and he uses cheats to get the pokemon and items ect.
@TheBfutgreg3 жыл бұрын
I feel like he meant to say "on accident"
@tejaswiraj66103 жыл бұрын
He was talking about the devs
@Neptunequeen424 жыл бұрын
This is actually making me think it would be neat to make a “puzzle” save file. Make sure the larvitar has enough exp that you need more than 5 magikarp to level up, but not more than 10. The player would have to realize that they can’t move without fainting, figure out that evolving larvitar is the solution to curing poison, start fishing, and realize that they have to plant their leppa berry instead of using it. A lot of these soft locks could be repurposed into fun little puzzles for people to test their knowledge of pokémon mechanics.
@3st3st774 жыл бұрын
That sounds amazing! You could then also give the player some useless items and a few more steps to take. That way you could increase the challenge if necessary.
@phyllotaxis4 жыл бұрын
He actually played a hack exactly like that. /watch?v=45m48I8Y1Y0
@kyleschwendiman7064 жыл бұрын
Reminds me of yugioh games. Pretty much all of them include a section full of puzzle challenges
@markky30503 жыл бұрын
@@kyleschwendiman706 Thronebreaker: The Witcher tales has lots of puzzle battles too. Giving you set cards and specific rules. Theyre the best part of the game imo. So satisfying working out how to win using very specific mechanics.
@loganreaper89813 жыл бұрын
You could also give them an everstone so that the player has to realize it needs removed.
@fansean92733 жыл бұрын
I think my favorite part about this is last kick in the teeth for this arrangement: because it evolves at Lv100 to Pupitar, you can't get it to become a Tyranitar.
@bridgeseller70043 жыл бұрын
Trade it to SwSh, give it a rare candy, you won't believe what'd happen.
@Maragidyne5553 жыл бұрын
@@bridgeseller7004 we really making all 700 hours worth it lol
@bridgeseller70043 жыл бұрын
@@Maragidyne555 Can't lose a pokemon that endured harshness of life for so long, my friend.
@iantaakalla81803 жыл бұрын
When the tortured Pokémon has to undergo the longest transfer ritual to become a Tyranitar
@awb77763 жыл бұрын
and therefore you couldn't use surf to escape pacifilog town
@evillecaston4 жыл бұрын
Moral of the story: Never let Pikasprey borrow your Pokemon games, or he'll smite you with the fury of a thousand Lorelei troll battles.
@PeruvianPotato4 жыл бұрын
...or you can just hit new game
@greyzetsu27334 жыл бұрын
I agree he will end your save files
@MamaTrixxieAsmr6 ай бұрын
@@PeruvianPotatoyou can hit the new game but you lose one or more shiny Pokemon
@amberhernandez4 жыл бұрын
700 hours? Still less time than it'd take to get all the Rage misses with Primeape vs. Dewgong!
@gmk93214 жыл бұрын
@Mario yeah the amount of resets for a normal luck person will be longer than 700 hours
@shapeshifterk4 жыл бұрын
Right? Like this is easy stuff compared to ditching a shiny or the caterpie lock.
@cameronschiralli35694 жыл бұрын
@@gmk9321 It's still technically possible because it's not time gated like the Larvitar The odds are so inconsequentially small that it'll never happen, but it's possible
@badvoodoo20974 жыл бұрын
Let’s be honest the 1/256 chance is basically a fraction of a % to occur so you could play the lottery if you found the means to use all rage pp after a few hundred hours at that point you could have caught every available pokemon and maxed them to 100
@bruhjoement4 жыл бұрын
true, but that one is effectively impossible because of statistics. i think pikasprey is moving away from impossible locks because they’re not as hard to get, rather moving to soft locks that can be beaten, but only with great suffering
@QuokkaWaka4 жыл бұрын
"Who's he ma?" "Oh him? I don't know, he's always been there. Legend has it he's been sat there for years, fishing and eating no more than a berry a day."
@HelloImFalco3 жыл бұрын
Underrated
@kingd82323 жыл бұрын
This softlock is all fun and games until you accidentally press B during the evolution.
@Lionimia3 жыл бұрын
This is definitely why you'd save after every single Goldeen. I mean, I'd still probably throw my GBA across the room, but at least I would just have to kill 1 more Goldeen again to evolve..
@KyojuroRengoku2043 жыл бұрын
Thats genius
@aidenconway90873 жыл бұрын
In what existence is this softlock fun and games
@kingd82323 жыл бұрын
@@aidenconway9087 It's relaxing, at the very least.
@cheese08273 жыл бұрын
Jokes on you I'd just reset before fighting a single goldeen
@semibreve4 жыл бұрын
Nothing's wrong, our trainer's just retired to live next to the lake, tending to his crops and fishing every day. Let him farm in peace
@MelancholyRequiem4 жыл бұрын
So this is what quarantine has done to Pikasprey...
@Juliame4 жыл бұрын
Oh no he was like this before
@jcnot97124 жыл бұрын
Go to his Pikasprey blue channel, you haven’t seen the least of it. He’s doing a 6 smeargle stadium run for like the third time and beating purity forest (which takes around an hour and a half to beat) with all 386 pokemon in mystery dungeon. He’s truly gone mad.
@renakunisaki4 жыл бұрын
Quarantine makes me sympathetic for the trainer.
@Ludvix4 жыл бұрын
i would love for a friend to try figure out how to lock pick the soft locked files without watching this video to see if they figure it out. its like breakout rooms but with video games lmao
@Akash71544 жыл бұрын
Yo what’s up Luvdix
@williamferreira2314 жыл бұрын
Hello this is the Softlockpicking Lawyer and today...
@justinbennett60623 жыл бұрын
hay that’s the guy that plays melee
@xyannail46783 жыл бұрын
@@williamferreira231 The Lockpicking Lawyer would materialize a Rare Candy to give it to Larvitar I swear.
@sir_smilesalot75893 жыл бұрын
Hey Ludvix, thanks for uploading again!
@bengermin31043 жыл бұрын
Trainer: "Oh no, my Pokémon fainted!" Also trainer: *goes to the furthest pokecenter*
@coolguy65673 жыл бұрын
Wait, if it’s surrounded by water and the trainer doesn’t have surf how the hell did the trainer even get back????
@nikk-named3 жыл бұрын
@@coolguy6567 desperation and magic
@rizolo45853 жыл бұрын
@@coolguy6567 they walked.
@kouron3 жыл бұрын
@@coolguy6567 the power of friendship
@Yes-by6jq3 жыл бұрын
@@coolguy6567 the trainer has the power of jesus
@cjfuller434 жыл бұрын
this is an act of true unadulterated evil. imagine finding out how to do this to your friend's saves in 2005
@y.z.65173 жыл бұрын
Not as bad as starting a new game, and save it...
@cjfuller433 жыл бұрын
@@y.z.6517 maybe
@eoinmccormack6903 жыл бұрын
@@y.z.6517 well if they get out of the soft lock they will have no pokemon or items I'd honestly prefer for my game to be wiped
@y.z.65173 жыл бұрын
@@eoinmccormack690 You can wipe your own game at any point. Rebuilding your team can be a fun challenge.
@rubylancaster21633 жыл бұрын
I would just reset the game and start over. With 750 hours i would have a better save and would be more fun
@jblen4 жыл бұрын
I've always overlooked how perfect pikaspreys voice is for this. It's got that serious, almost sinister quality but it's also reminiscent of a reporter which is perfect for someone teaching you how to torture a child by putting them in this situation
@Matt-no7gg3 жыл бұрын
I love how some of these locks are designed to be straight up impossible and others are just meant to be as absurdly time consuming as possible
@MercuryA20003 жыл бұрын
Hey, they're functional identical past a certain point. What's the longest time you would spend on escaping a soft lock after all? Even if all 3 Pokemon on this save were shiny?
@stormbreaker_1013 жыл бұрын
oh hi matt
@justin92022 жыл бұрын
He has yet to make A lock that isn't impossible
@NARFNra3 жыл бұрын
Is it weird that this feels like a mildly calming routine to me? No complex requirements required. Every day you just get up, plant your berry, do your dailies, and leave. There's a nice lake to look at your reflection in with clouds over it. Free berries. What more could you want
@Arbron2 жыл бұрын
Plus that route has some of the nicest music in the game. This isn't Purgatory, it's Heaven.
@Dragonboy555642 жыл бұрын
It's basically gacha game design.
@KowoishiKowomeiji2 жыл бұрын
@@Dragonboy55564 The Battle Cats, Genshin Impact, Dokkan Battle, Touhou Lost Word, and every other gacha game in a nutshell:
@Megidramon2 жыл бұрын
What more could I want? A Larvitar that isn't on the verge of death.
@mangosightless2 жыл бұрын
@@Megidramon though, knowing you’re so dedicated to your companion larvitar that, even in this perilous situation of its chronic illness, you choose to wake up every day and feed your little friend a leppa berry and fish up some magikarp and goldeen for it to fry, it kinda makes me misty-eyed over the thought of such devotion, even if it’s just a larvitar
@C4lmaria4 жыл бұрын
Brendan, to his grandson "Have I ever told you of that time I stuck myself with a poisoned rock dragon and had to stand still for one month, living out of the fish it killed with its lasers and half of the leppa berries I used to feed him?"
@M4x_P0w3r4 жыл бұрын
Gold: You Hoenn trainers sure have it easy. I was stuck in the route leading to the pokemon league for 8 months with no company other than a caterpie, living off the berries from a tree
@cityblue70294 жыл бұрын
@@M4x_P0w3r Red: I'm in a constant loop of my Primeape using rage against Lorelei Dewgong for eternity.
@iantaakalla81803 жыл бұрын
Lorelei: Don’t worry. I’ve learned since last time. If you use rage, I’ll make sure to knock your Pokémon out so that I can end your pain
@Toomanymareeps4 жыл бұрын
The most evil part of this is the text speed never being set to Fast.
@jacobesterson3 жыл бұрын
And battle animations are set to on.
@bashfulwolfo64993 жыл бұрын
@@jacobesterson I always keep battle animations on, it’s more entertaining lmao
@MycroftGlassgow3 жыл бұрын
YOOO, I got the same picture as profilepic on Instagram :D
@grantshope Жыл бұрын
The one step you need is to make sure the Jirachi from the Colosseum bonus disc has been received on the save file and released, otherwise you can transfer it into the party directly from the disc and avoid the soft lock.
@Alex_Off-Beat4 жыл бұрын
The saddest thing about this scenario is that, despite all that time you and Larvitar spent together all alone in the woods, despite the countless days spent growing berries and catching fish in order to nurse your best pal back to health, poor Larvitar will never be able to become a Tyranitar and achieve it's full potential 😭
@IAmMissingnoMaster4 жыл бұрын
It will if you send it up to SwSh, at least. If you use a Rare Candy on something that would require leveling up to evolve but is level 100, it'll evolve.
@epicponedge11774 жыл бұрын
You could if you transfer it up to Sh/Sw.
@aurumarma57114 жыл бұрын
Just make it a lvl 98. Now you can spend some quality time with your Larvitar, and still watch them grow big and strong.
@aurumarma57114 жыл бұрын
@@IAmMissingnoMaster I didn't know that's a thing. Despite my dislikes Sw/Sh has some excellent quality of life additions.
@rosheafan4 жыл бұрын
Unless you trade it up to Sword and Shield and use a Rare Candy on it there.
@MorbusFreak20114 жыл бұрын
31 days just to level up once, not so bad compared to the Caterpie scenario.
@jogadorjnc4 жыл бұрын
47 days if you only play once a day.
@brambleberryproductions12354 жыл бұрын
Hey, a month is totally doable! And way shorter than my estimate-
@wario50804 жыл бұрын
I am not on all the time, and i might get some lower level goldeens, so it would take me about 2 months.
@San-lh8us4 жыл бұрын
@@wario5080 you can flee from lower level goldeens, it wouldn't take you that long to find one, and if you played it once a day lik @Jn C said, it would take less than 2 months
@fraidei20944 жыл бұрын
Still deleting the save file and restarting the game is faster.
@marshmllodragon4 жыл бұрын
"It's pretty easy to avoid getting, and most people don't bother with it anyway." *Hides wailmer pail behind my back.*
@rgderen883 жыл бұрын
I dunno why anyone WOULDN'T get it
@eagletgriff3 жыл бұрын
@@rgderen88 who even plants berries (unless its a liechi)
@rgderen883 жыл бұрын
@@eagletgriff Dude, free meds lol I sell all the status meds and ethers I get because I have so many berries.
@MasterathGaming3 жыл бұрын
I'd put an everstone on just in case they didn't notice it. They probably would but would be hilarious if they didn't.
@kayfeduran39993 жыл бұрын
imagine finishing this for who knows how long to then realize your larvitar had a fricking everstone
@bwburkeGaming3 жыл бұрын
Mindy, is that you?
@lazydelibird3 жыл бұрын
@@bwburkeGaming Mindy is the worst.
@quinnk.3283 жыл бұрын
You monster
@FinalLuigi2 жыл бұрын
Not too big of a deal since you have to save every five battles, at most it would be just one more round.
@davidem7594 жыл бұрын
You left out the most important detail: save after every goldeen; if hyper beam misses it's game over.
@y.z.65173 жыл бұрын
Or after every 2/3/4 goldeens, because save costs time, and the chance of missing is only 10%.
@portwise233 жыл бұрын
The leppa berry grows at the same rate anyway, better to save after each hit
@mikul92043 жыл бұрын
@@y.z.6517 That is a terrible idea. You will eventually miss and you will have wasted all of the time you put into this.
@tigerheaddude3 жыл бұрын
@@y.z.6517 or just use save states via hotkey
@landonmain33 жыл бұрын
What's worse is at the end you have to use shead skin.... Allowing a attack.. you can die after 700 hours on your last move
@ace-zg8lv4 жыл бұрын
This is just a very elaborate setup to play farming simulator
@ShadowArmyDes4 жыл бұрын
Oh,so this is why that kid in Petalburg is just staying in front of the lake talking about the reflection in the water,he is crazy.
@raymondkertezc3644 жыл бұрын
are you hi?
@coldore67343 жыл бұрын
@@raymondkertezc364 he meant he
@ThorsShadow3 жыл бұрын
"Hello, this is the Lockpicking Lawyer..." Oh, wrong video.
@riolubruh4 жыл бұрын
I love these types of softlocks. It's not impossible, but the requirement to get out is so insane that nobody would ever subject themselves to it.
@Zichqec4 жыл бұрын
It would be better just to reset your save and spend 700 hours leveling up a whole new team XD
@MahDryBread4 жыл бұрын
I don't know how you come up with this stuff
@eternal26474 жыл бұрын
Mah-Dry-Bread - Gameplay & Streams! Idk either lmao
@quadq32854 жыл бұрын
Sheer force of game knowledge
@Kelsang014 жыл бұрын
Big league Em dee bee
@thrackerzod33034 жыл бұрын
I assume he gets some of them from the comments. They are good for the KZbin algorithm after all.
@TayoEXE4 жыл бұрын
You do big Pokemon challenges, and he can create them. You should collab sometime.
@swipeslogjack_tgaming94724 жыл бұрын
There is no way that anyone would ever deliberately make their game like this... Says the guy who deliberately made his game like this.
@raymondkertezc3644 жыл бұрын
I guess he meant accidentally?
@uzitay8153 жыл бұрын
I was just thinking this lmao
@ChazSmith3 жыл бұрын
You... you didn’t actually spend over 750 hours evolving that Larvitar... did you?
@lsgoe37173 жыл бұрын
I wouldnt be suprised. Pikasprey is a madman
@scantyer3 жыл бұрын
He used hacks and save states
@RoBoNinja9393 жыл бұрын
Imagine spending over a month to make a single video about solf-locking a Pokemon game
@kuiperbelt24883 жыл бұрын
@@RoBoNinja939 Hey, some guy managed to level up cloud in ff7 all the way to 99 in the first zone of the game. This wouldn't be far off of reality too
@RoBoNinja9393 жыл бұрын
@@kuiperbelt2488 I guess if you have the time and patience in anything, you could do it.
@adityasanket0707964 жыл бұрын
* grinds for 700+ hours * * Accidentally presses B during evolution *
@brendanstreecko78474 жыл бұрын
Oh no
@zacsolo15944 жыл бұрын
Unless you intentionally saved after, you shouldnt get this
@ArtisChronicles3 жыл бұрын
@@zacsolo1594 what if you didn't save before those 700 hours?
@zacsolo15943 жыл бұрын
You left your GBA on for 700 hours? I respect and am extremely dissapointed in you
@Soup00663 жыл бұрын
I felt physical pain
@Jack-sy6di4 жыл бұрын
"Hey kid... do you need some help? You've been sitting there fishing and planting berries for six months." "I'm fine, it's just that I can't move from this spot or my Larvitar's motion-activated poison will kick in and faint him, and then I'll have no choice but to book a flight to a distant land which apparently has an airport that only has INCOMING flights and no outgoing ones, and go to the Pokemon Center there, and then I'll be stuck."
@cupofspiders58304 жыл бұрын
“man that’s too bad”
@yorulaney85634 жыл бұрын
Thats rough buddy
@mrkncd4 жыл бұрын
just ask for pecha berry
@jacobesterson3 жыл бұрын
@@mrkncd This is a good point. In a stupidly specific situation like that the best bet would be to beg strangers for pecha berries, eventually someone would give you one, probably faster than 700 hours. Might take a few days but eventually someone will walk by who has pecha berries.
@drdca82633 жыл бұрын
@@jacobesterson you could also ask for an antidote or potion, if there were people you could ask for items.
@guitar45rocks54 жыл бұрын
God when he puts me in an awkward social position: "Once again, we're going to be putting this guy's save file into a pretty ridiculous state..."
@gengarzilla16853 жыл бұрын
Just so long as you don't reset your own save file.
@TheHortoman2 жыл бұрын
basically youre telling me youre stuck in a berry growing simulator to escape being stuck in a pacifidlog simulator
@TayoEXE4 жыл бұрын
Imagine: You're just a random camper, when all of a sudden, you are cursed and are told you will be trapped in an inescapable purgatory forever if you make one step, and the only way for you to escape is for you to turn into a berry farmer for your animal friend to keep annihilating hundreds of fish with a gigantic laser, for over a month, and let it form into a beautiful cocoon.
@SwaggyBoost843 жыл бұрын
LMAO
@GameIsMyOxygen3 жыл бұрын
Sounds like a great plot for a movie to me
@Samuel-qi7in3 жыл бұрын
then after going through multiple generations to swsh it can become a dragon thing
@stardf293 жыл бұрын
Worth noting that in the next generation (Gen IV), once a Poisoned mon gets to 1 HP from poison damage, the poison will be automatically cured. Almost makes you wonder if that was at least in part to prevent situations like this where whiting out leaves you in an awkward place. (Gen V was when poison stopped draining HP outside of battle completely.)
@GippyHappy4 жыл бұрын
Casual reminder to never complain about how long a video takes when Aspery is out here spending almost 800 hours on a larvitar for our amusement
@KobianoRoll4 жыл бұрын
Nah
@OmegaGamer19894 жыл бұрын
To be fair he doesnt necessarily HAVE to actually spend that much time. for instance, he could use an emulatoran turn off Frame-limiting while waiting. This would result in the game's clock moving forward much faster than IRL, so instead of 16 real life hours between each berry, it could be reduced to maybe like 15 minutes, or even less depending on how fast your PC can run the emulator. It would still take a long-ass time to do everything he needs to do, but it wouldnt take 800 IRL hours.
@GippyHappy4 жыл бұрын
@@OmegaGamer1989 I genuinely believe he would do it legitimately even if he really really doesn’t need to.
@thepigeonmanlyon71554 жыл бұрын
It's possible that he just used a rare candy for the sake of demonstration. I certainly wouldn't go through 752 hours of this for a video
@pulim-v4 жыл бұрын
@@thepigeonmanlyon7155 didn't he show the empty inventory tho?
@MrBizznessMan3 жыл бұрын
Forgot to mention that hyper beam can miss on occasion, and that means you will die next turn. So I hope you saved often
@Valpokbest3 жыл бұрын
there's actually a way to compute how often you should save to minimize the expected time, maybe i'll do it if I find data
@entwixed34069 ай бұрын
@@Valpokbest Wouldn't it just make sense to save after every battle? a 10% chance of missing becomes trivial with that-
@blueshell2924 жыл бұрын
And, again, we got attached to a Blaziken we knew for about two minutes.
@SnoFitzroy4 жыл бұрын
who wouldn't get attached to Blaziken ;3
@cameronschiralli35694 жыл бұрын
had to look away for that one
@KainYusanagi4 жыл бұрын
At least it wasn't Jaiden's Blaziken with Altrive's backstabbing lol
@BlueRiging4 жыл бұрын
"Hello internet users!" Oh hey that's me! I use the internet!
@maria.4564 жыл бұрын
hahaha! I do that!
@nothingtoseehere96484 жыл бұрын
NO WAY, ME TOO
@j-meister32844 жыл бұрын
Finally, something we can all relate to.
@BrokenGodEnt4 жыл бұрын
he didn't mean you though
@tpsam4 жыл бұрын
Sounds like something producer guy would say
@redyellowpink014 жыл бұрын
I love that you could've made this actually impossible by leaving larvitar with a non damage move or just stranding yourself in the town or leaving larvitar on level 100 instead of 99 but you went with just torture instead
@thetakengamer42564 жыл бұрын
It's not about making an impossible to win game... It's about sending a message
@Jerrremy2 жыл бұрын
This sounds like a jigsaw trap. Hello, Steve. Before you is a copy of Pokemon. You have only one poisoned pokemon, a leppa berry, and an old rod. You have 752 hours to get to the next town over without ending up in Pacifilodg town. Good luck. Let the games begin
@wakeupandsmellit4 жыл бұрын
For a little added annoyance, have the Lavitar traded in without collecting all the badges. This is possible and would make the process even more of a hair-pulling process.
@toumabyakuya34984 жыл бұрын
No possible, in gen 3 badges are needed to use HMs.
@wakeupandsmellit4 жыл бұрын
@@toumabyakuya3498 ...No? You only need Surf and Fly to get to Pacifilog. The fifth badge gives you access to Surf and and the sixth badge gives you access to Fly. You wouldn't need the seventh or eigth badge for this setup.
@MegaMinerd4 жыл бұрын
Wouldn't make it take longer, but you will hate it more, yes.
@1012Digimon4 жыл бұрын
It's a little questionable if it would make it longer. Yes, having a pokemon loaf around or refuse to listen to you would force you to soft reset, but a traded pokemon gets boosted exp. So I'm not sure if that will equal out or not.
@Godoflegos4 жыл бұрын
@@1012Digimon Its not really questionable, it straight up WOULDN'T. To your point, it would most certainly be faster. Keep in mind that your objective is to beat 5 level 10 goldeen within 16 hours. It doesn't matter if it takes you 5 minutes to do this, you'll still have to wait the full 16 hours for the berries to grow. You can get into A LOT of encounters in 16 hours,
@Jumf14 жыл бұрын
Me laying in bed: :( Pikasprey makes a softlock video: :)
@matt57404 жыл бұрын
me opening comments after pausing video :( realising every comment is like this :(
@shadowflamelightburst45034 жыл бұрын
Pikasprey makes a soft lock video for pokemon: Ü
@Vex-sn7ne4 жыл бұрын
(:
@gay_plant_veil4 жыл бұрын
you are now softlocked in bed and cannot leave
@20oxide364 жыл бұрын
@@gay_plant_veil :(
@Bongus_Bubogus4 жыл бұрын
So that’s why it’s been so long since the last upload.
@JunaidWolf33 жыл бұрын
Trainer's mom: my son should be home soon Trainer:
@Discoh4 жыл бұрын
Once again, Pikasprey, I'm quite impressed with your knack for getting yourself into pointlessly sadistic situations. Good job. I guess the key details here, though, is that it takes 700 hours in real time. You don't need to be playing the whole time, just check in every 16 hours. You can do whatever in the meantime, which makes it a lot less painful. Needing to spend 700 hours in-game would be completely asinine.
@tigerheaddude3 жыл бұрын
Much easier with an emulator
@TreeFlob4 жыл бұрын
Alternative title: Man sits on edge of lake for extremely long time with his poisoned pet on the brink of death. Surviving off of goldfish and feeding them to his pet as he waits for a berry bush to grow beside him. When interviewed he states “I was scared I’d go back to that town surrounded by water. I wouldn’t be able to get out because my pet can’t swim or fly. And nobody wants to trade with me. That’s why I have to turn my Pet into a cocoon.” 460 Hours later: BREAKING NEWS: GOLDFISH POPULATION PLUMMETING!
@Deleted_User2584 жыл бұрын
pwhahahahahaha
@CradilyBestPokemon4 жыл бұрын
Nice
@davidwilson29164 жыл бұрын
And the fisherman who gave you the rod gets arrested.
@averytubestudios3 жыл бұрын
I’M DEAD LOL.
@ernestotorelli12094 жыл бұрын
I love how this set up sacrifices unbeatability for additional cruelty. You truly are the Saw of pokémon.
@Arbron2 жыл бұрын
In true Saw essence, these custom-built ones *are* escapable. For a price.
@kittymae3352 жыл бұрын
This just makes me wish larvitar were lv 98 so he could still become tyranitar, he deserves it after all that
@FryzuxD4 жыл бұрын
It's no longer Soft Lock Picking. No longer a "guide" to lockpick a common softlock. It's a guide to torment friends.
@EthanMiyai4 жыл бұрын
To make it a true softlock, your Emerald cartridge should be out of battery.
@stormbornapostle51884 жыл бұрын
If he wanted to make it a true softlock, he could have just not left a leppa berry in the bag. This isn't about making things inescapable...this is about causing PAIN.
@cameronschiralli35694 жыл бұрын
@@stormbornapostle5188 he could've also left you a step further from the lake, not grabbed the old rod, or make Larvitar level 100
@kirigayakazuto9634 жыл бұрын
@@cameronschiralli3569 or delete hyperbeam instead of screech
@KainYusanagi4 жыл бұрын
@@kirigayakazuto963 That's not a softlock, that's a hardlock.
@snbeast95454 жыл бұрын
Replace the battery. Easy.
@raffyel1794 жыл бұрын
This is what saving resources for a gacha game feels like to a f2p player
@Neptune_13373 жыл бұрын
yup
@funnycat42413 жыл бұрын
Hahhah gacha fan hahaahha
@johnr7973 жыл бұрын
Gotcha game
@spimber55173 жыл бұрын
@@funnycat4241 different kind of gacha
@MercuryA20003 жыл бұрын
@@aika1313 Yea some of them are cruel as can be, but others actually go with the strategy of "If we make a fun (if a bit grindy) game people will want to play it. Then if they want to play it, more people will actually give us their money)" First time I played one like that I was actually shocked.
@bakurasensei3 жыл бұрын
The amount of thought you put into just creating this death trap is amazing. This channel deserves millions of subs tbh
@Arbron2 жыл бұрын
Pikasprey for the next Jigsaw killer?
@glanni4 жыл бұрын
Local Pokemon trainer has mental breakdown after torturous Smeagle challenge, lives under berry bush for one month.
@peachiequeen38974 жыл бұрын
It always breaks my heart to watch a starter Pokémon get released
@mihaelarusu78223 жыл бұрын
😥😥😥😭😭😭😢😢😢
@sjakierulez3 жыл бұрын
why?
@thatonebonkchoyguy2 жыл бұрын
Every time I do a Pokemon Shield challenge run (which is often), I release my starter, and I've done it so much I've become numb to it.
@jacobhenn15044 жыл бұрын
Oh thanks man, saved my save file. Thought it was a goner for a minute there, see you guys in 700 hours!
@Arbron2 жыл бұрын
Did you ever make it out of there?
@PowerHawthorn2 жыл бұрын
obviously a joke…
@grimes5582 жыл бұрын
@@PowerHawthorn really?
@TheTombot2 жыл бұрын
What I really like about this one is that you can tune it to how mean you want it to be. Like, I would probably make the Larvitar level 50, keep the HM and the wailmer pail, so there are more options for the victim to work with.
@mrcephalopod Жыл бұрын
I'd probably make Larvitar LV 98 (to allow full evolution) but provide a higher quality rod to speed things up a little
@Pikachu0071000CS7 ай бұрын
@@mrcephalopoddoesn't quite work, Tyranitar can learn surf so you can just use the pokecentre
@builttoscalevideos4 жыл бұрын
>procrastinating at work >new softlock picking. >”heck it I’m going on break.”
@wdalbright4 жыл бұрын
Same. Lol
@theiceygamer47424 жыл бұрын
Don’t go on a 700 hour break
@Valkenhyne4 жыл бұрын
It's nearly 6am and I have a job interview in five hours... but I will sacrifice 15 extra mins of sleep for this blessing you've gifted us
@haarisiqbal82594 жыл бұрын
Good luck with the interview!
@killjoy35794 жыл бұрын
Good luck!
@LatinoLover4 жыл бұрын
Hope it goes well!
@bumpadump79814 жыл бұрын
wish that was me :')
@Valkenhyne4 жыл бұрын
Thanks all! 😊
@ShycoWar4 жыл бұрын
Bro. I _literally_ rewatched all of the more recent episodes of Soft Lock Picking on a complete whim just a few hours ago. What even.
@HeeminGaminStation4 жыл бұрын
same and I thought... I think it's about time for a new episode of... oh there it is.
@tripleaaabattery84804 жыл бұрын
For me it was 2 days ago.
@emo-nordegraf2 жыл бұрын
I love how he gives a tutorial on how to do this, like anyone would be insane enough to even try it
@Zorgdub4 жыл бұрын
This man actually did this. This isn't just theory-crafting. He went and did this to himself and then got himself out of it.
@Kamirasu3 жыл бұрын
@@Hollow_Tim well this video came out half a year after the last soft lock picking video so it could be plausible
@Kamirasu3 жыл бұрын
@@Hollow_Tim i 100% agree for someone to do this, theyd have to be either insane or a masochist still though i said it was possible, but it definitely isn't probable
@blueyandicy3 жыл бұрын
@@Hollow_Tim you literally aren't playing the game, what do people not understand about this?? you literally check into your Pokemon save every 16 hours, play for 15 minutes, and wait. There's nothing hard about that, it's just like 10 minutes of your day dude
@blueyandicy3 жыл бұрын
@@Hollow_Tim What. That's like not brushing your teeth because 2 minutes and day adds up over time. Just because you are busy 24/7 with every important thing in the universe doesn't mean everybody else is.
@boring_content3 жыл бұрын
For all three of you; while we're on the topic of spending our time doing useless things, what are we arguing for? There's not much point to it. Let's just agree that he never said he actually did it and got out of it legitimately and so it doesn't matter much, and move in with our lives :D
@AgeAgeAge3 жыл бұрын
This is one of my favourites so far. Such a clever use of the berry planting mechanic.
@JAWMOW4 жыл бұрын
This channel is just a child friendly Saw
@megaagentj22483 жыл бұрын
I’m just imagining the daycare staff taking care of the HM users for years until their owner comes back
@Arbron2 жыл бұрын
And the funny thing is, because you aren't taking any steps, the haven't been gaining any XP. Daycare Man: If you want your pokemon back- Trainer: *For the love of god yes*
@Felixkeeg4 жыл бұрын
"This is the soft lock-picking lawyer and today..."
@WinVisten4 жыл бұрын
HOLY SHIT THAT'S PERFECT
@grantbaugh27734 жыл бұрын
We've got it set on hp, poison is binding...
@Amsel_6164 жыл бұрын
@@grantbaugh2773 and we evolved it
@Swordkiller556234 жыл бұрын
And the worst part of this is that if the battery DIES in those 700 hours, it becomes literally softlocked.
@mjdxp56884 жыл бұрын
I sure hope you're not playing this in Ruby or Sapphire, and if you are, I hope you patched the berry glitch...
@brambleberryproductions12354 жыл бұрын
@@mjdxp5688 berry glitch?
@mjdxp56884 жыл бұрын
@@brambleberryproductions1235 After a year of playing there's a glitch in R/S that makes time based events stop happening
@brambleberryproductions12354 жыл бұрын
@@mjdxp5688 what? Excuse me, how exactly did they manage that? Does anyone know the cause?
@kuatro_as4 жыл бұрын
@@brambleberryproductions1235 After playing for many hours, the internal battery of the game dies, causing time-based events to stop. This includes berry growing, obviously. Rather than a glitch, it's just part of the hardware not working properly. I think they fixed this error in Emerald, but, unless yoy didn't send your copy of R/S to Nintendo back in 2003 and managed to soft lock yourself in this way, you're pretty much fucked up. Maybe they fixed this in the international releases, but I'm not sure.
@TheG19954 жыл бұрын
When you thought this channel was hell and then Pikasprey starts a Purity Forest run with every pokemon available on his other 'fun' channel. Oh how the tables have turned
@Arbron2 жыл бұрын
Five-Point Palm Exploding Heart technique right here. Poisoned and on the brink of death, but as long as you don't take another step, you're good.
@DShy964 жыл бұрын
Holy crap, he's back with a new lock.
@SethTheSouthernWeirdo4 жыл бұрын
You could easily make this impossible to escape, but I think that having the solution makes this all the more cruel.
@Frelia004 жыл бұрын
There's a sick kind of fun watching this series. So many creative ways of achieving a very specific goal.
@daverowe10818 ай бұрын
"So why'd you move to Pacifidlog Town?" "Move? No, my child. I, like all others who reside here, are soft locked."
@InkubozuNikki4 жыл бұрын
I used to think it was silly how they went and basically cut out HMs and started to progressively idiot proof the games, but the soft lockpicking series lets me know it was probably the right thing to do.
@Licw-Luxus4 жыл бұрын
I mean, no one would ever end up like that on accident...
@MyratheDunmer4 жыл бұрын
@@Licw-Luxus people are alarmingly stupid.
@Licw-Luxus4 жыл бұрын
@@MyratheDunmer That I can agree with.
@fraidei20944 жыл бұрын
@@Licw-Luxus it's almost impossible, but still possible. A game should never have this kind of situations, where you have to delete the save file just to be able to play the game normally. Or if a game has those kind of situations, they usually have like a command console where you can type commands to "cheat" you out of that situation, like Skyrim
@HobbesHobbiton4 жыл бұрын
>Be me >Have Pokemon Emerald >Spend three years playing it >Beat the game, level up my perfect team >Three years later get Platinum and a DS >Attempt to transfer Pokemon to Platinum >Discover that my Emerald cartridge is fake :-(
@tomikun80574 жыл бұрын
:(
@Vex-sn7ne4 жыл бұрын
(:
@rumiyano4 жыл бұрын
Yeah those fake cartridges are bitches, I had my share of fake Emerald and Leaf Green cartridges back in the day and when I plugged it on my DS to transfer, the save file gets deleted :(
@HobbesHobbiton4 жыл бұрын
>Discover that my Emerald cartridge is fake :-( >Start furiously playing on my Leafgreen copy >Beat the game >Level up all my Pokemon >Perfect an Umbreon via breeding >Attempt to transfer Pokemon to Platinum >Discover that my Leafgreen cartridge is fake too :-(
@vakk9854 жыл бұрын
@@HobbesHobbiton should have tested the LG before going all out lol
@HobbesHobbiton4 жыл бұрын
Pikasprey: Releases new softlock video where he slowly goes insane Everybody: _Oh my god, okay its happening, everybody stay calm._
@crislouise25093 жыл бұрын
Larvitar should have been shiny that way it become the perfect trap.
@142394 жыл бұрын
It's as if my earphones strings are so entangled so the time it takes to unwrap them all is longer than making money and buying new earphones.
@RWAsur4 жыл бұрын
"They have to spend hundreds of hours feeding their Pokemon fish and berries" I mean, I would if they were real, but I think the sadder reality is "to help them get better". The poor Larvitar that has to be poisoned for over 29 days straight.
@juliamavroidi86014 жыл бұрын
"I call this the Delay-pa Berry strategy" Pikasprey
@oceankiwi45633 жыл бұрын
“Congratulations! Your Pokémon Emerald has evolved into mindless mobile game!”