Scanlan and Grog search for the Lord of the Quadroads (Part 1) | Critical Role | Ep 103

[@twoxhutch1960]

DM: "Ok roll a deception check." Grog: "Negative 1."

[@alexanderking5788]

Grog and Scanlan never fail to disappoint when they're alone together.

[@dogfood2461]

Alone together? The fuck.. 349 likes and no one has said anything? How the fuck can you be alone and with someone...

[@praisethesun5800]

@@dogfood2461 I guess no one said anything cause they know that ‘alone together’ is a commonly used phrase Its not that baffling my friend lmao

[@peteralexandergraae2830]

The first time I saw this episode, I recall Matt going: you two, what are you doing? And I was SO sure that sam would be out of breath and yell: hurry grog. They are right behind us! Returning to the group with guards chasing them is EXACTLY what I saw coming.

[@tinkers_tools]

These scenes all but confirm that we need a retelling of Vox Machina's adventures by Grog.

[@davidm1926]

Shades of Rashomon.

[@cimy4330]

scanlan: what would I wish for? me: 😢😢😢 oh scanlan if only you knew 😢😢😢

[@theeatherlash69]

I cried when I read this. ; . ;

[@jennbeejb1]

Right. In. The. Feels

[@josephburell1458]

Am watching this in 2019 and your comment has even more truth after dilans closet one shot

[@peden3222]

Im not following this one, please explain

[@CANCELLARO2]

@@peden3222 yeah. I wasnt able to follow all the Episodes aswell...

[@RikuVA]

I love how *_NEVER ONCE_* do Grog NOR SCALAN consider “Hey, maybe this is a guard of the guy we wanted to talk to!” Haha

[@davidm1926]

Still haven't seen the full run of Campaign 1 episodes, so I'm not clear when these two started acting under the assumption that the Vasselheim Bastion guards were out to get them. Did it start before this? [Okay, presumably it did, I just don't know when. Actually, I don't know the deal with the hat either]

[@Humorless_Wokescold]

@@davidm1926 This is a call back to an earlier episode when Grog and Sam's alt character, Taryon Darrington, inadvertently attacked two guards and left them unconscious, covered in ale in some guy's shop.

[@bigdrew565]

Just remember one has a low wisdom score and the other has low intelligence. ...but most likely they didn't think of it.

[@austinbrown4707]

Well yeah but also grog and taryon beat two gaurds within an inch of their lives because big robo guy mistook orders and they didnt feel like dealing with it

[@peteralexandergraae2830]

Grog: I got one of those, you know, like a headache with pictures. Scanlan: an idea?

[@Tsequiri]

I love perfectly timed KZbin ads. "Well, Mr. Butler..." "...LETS PLAY RAID: SHADOW LEGENDS."

[@bigman141]

"The thing is, he doesn't like to leave loose ends-" Video ends.

[@Shortlan]

only allowed just over 12 minutes per video, part 2 is here: kzbin.info/www/bejne/r37UoH9pgdB0epI

[@BadSkeelz]

Scanlan: I don't what to do without causing every around us to die or be scared! Grog: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[@Twoswordsdrizzt]

Is it sad or awesome that that's not the first time Scanlans had to say "We're gonna have to kill some guards, aren't we?"

[@DeJasper0222]

Why can't it be both?

[@ezrablock3218]

I like that Grog's wish would be to be immortal. With his limited intelligence he must be like a child trying to comprehend death.

[@jackofclubs6229]

I remember someone trying to derail their DM’s campaign when they weren’t getting what they wanted, so they decided to start drawing cards at random. Problem was, the first card they drew ended up getting rid of the deck itself, preventing a TPK.

[@Pokemanking12]

The cards new what was up and justed peace out before they ruin the fun XD

[@BlueAltitudes]

What's TPK?

[@diggerdog9205]

Total Party Kill

[@SentinalSlice]

Hahaha

[@marielove5606]

It's so nice to imagine Grog squatting down and hunched over telling Scanlan a secret and getting really excited while telling it.

[@deltablaze77]

Such an amazing bit, you can't write this stuff, it's pure organic funny.

[@sportsnut1473]

I miss scanlan grog banter

[@CuriousLumenwood]

I love clips like this where Travis accidentally pulls a Grog move in real life. Like this and "reverse math"

[@1utube01]

Grog missing Scanlan's first reference to the hat nicely mirrors Tary missing Grog's first reference to distraction back when they beat up the guards. Both funny.

[@xelloskaczor5051]

This is why to me Campaign 1 will always be the best, travis and sam playing two chaotic morons will always be the GOAT

[@artygunnar]

PETER!!! frostbucket

[@savedoom4345]

Asa Yagami PETER!!!!! frostbucket?

[@jonathanfairchild]

I don’t think I’ve ever seen Matt laugh this hard 😂😂

[@artygunnar]

matts way of not letting them see the lord of the quadrows

[@coranbaker6401]

Asa Yagami I mean, they COULD have. Not their fault that guard rolled two natural 20's in a row!

[@jenth]

Not yet.

[@c0dy99]

Travis and Sam's relationship is just so great!

[@jackdog06]

One of the funniest 10 minutes in the series. There are funnier single moments for sure, but these 10 minutes were hilarious from start to finish

[@franzfanz]

0:30. Top left corner is the face of a man who knows that only he knows that shit is about to go down.

[@mjentertaintment2706]

I love that their all such close friends they often hold hands when enjoying moments

[@jkokubu1984]

I love Travis/Grog so much, the perfect barbarian.

[@DomEReapeR]

I love that they're going off to get 1 wish each but the guy didn't even have 2 wishes left, he rolled 2 when he got 1d3 wishes and used one to become a lord, when he ran off he had one left!

[@jfb9380]

The dm facial expression are legit lol 😂

[@johnr797]

I love this scene but I just realized that the guards were attacked by Doty, not Grog, they were already unconscious when Doty brought them into the shop.

[@xCCflierx]

The guards were tailing them. They spoke to Taryon, Taryon called grog and doty his servants. They got suspicious and started tailing

[@Preacher_.]

Thank you for putting together these longer 10-15 minute clips... Those 2-3 minute clips just don't cut it.

[@peteralexandergraae2830]

Grog: i want to look, you know, wish-givery... you know, like a sultan Scanlan: here, take this hat of disguise Travis: hey Laura. Remember our flying carpet? Who do you love more, me or it? Laura: weeeell... Travis: unbelievable... im loosing to a rug!?

[@SimDawg]

I laughed so hard my vision went black for a second. God damn.

[@eschel2155]

You closed your eyes?

[@TheWorldsStage]

or had a stroke?

[@kelciba]

Or pass out

[@SimDawg]

@@eschel2155 en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Laughter-induced_syncope I looked it up after it happened because I actually got slightly worried. I didn't fully faint but I briefly blacked out.

[@VisardKing]

the hat bit was definitely Travis, not grog 😂

[@williamcarter7647]

I always like to think that grog got his wish for immortality and he spends that time reading books to kids at the library.

[@AndreasPalmbladBt]

This is pure gold.

[@nandimoozle703]

I really need to watch season one omfg

[@Shortlan]

do it

[@CANCELLARO2]

That moment when not even Mercer is able to keep a character.... 7:20

[@bakatako9767]

Theory the big guy that the guards were so afraid of was doty

[@Shortlan]

i mean, your theory is right? it is doty they're talking about..

[@MrUmakemelaff]

Absolutely. They were all referring to the incident with Tary, Grog and Doty when Doty beat up two guards and Grog and Tary tried to cover it up.

[@kelciba]

I have never laugh so hard in any cr video before but this one takes the cake 😂😂

[@minteasip]

That cut at the end is godly

[@TheOriginalFlowerdough]

wait..... the guy put the card back it didn't disappear and matt said it could be redrawn, so he could have drawn it infinitely

[@septhezombie]

its random what card you draw. you cant choose

[@Jeremiah90526]

...Yes, or you could draw one of the many bad cards. And if this is the version 5 deck then most of the good cards have a bad slant to them. The deck of many things is also called the "Breaker of Games" as is often does just that.

[@TheOriginalFlowerdough]

YEAH SOOOO just put it back, but on TOP @@Jeremiah90526

[@TheOriginalFlowerdough]

free wishes no consequences

[@Sandata64RD]

The deck of many things, can be a full 52 deck of cards to just a scant number of 13. To be blunt, there is normally around 50% of both good or bad cards, Plus likely one extra worst one. The deck can not be tricked, fooled, rigged, and re-drawn/discarded. Once the player tells the DM the number of cards they draw, that is also the amount. You can as a DM allow a player to make the "I just quickly draw from the Deck of Many things" line into a random set amount of cards. [Panic draws are just, what the DM thinks on what works, mostly it can be the classical 5 hand or half of them.] Mostly in cases where a player might be in a horrable danger or gonna die. The deck is pure random and ment to be that. The Monkey Gift or Monkey Paw.

[@negiushegratte982]

I would wish for another DOMT but with only wish cards.

[@noahbaden90]

Granted: Unfortunately "Wish Card" isn't a valid card in the Deck of Many Things, so they just have the word "Wish" on them.

[@geomeopeoleo1740]

It could be a monkey’s palm deck, some cards grant you the wish, but in a twisted way

[@austinboylan5476]

Anyone else think Matt may have had this happen to keep the crew from getting a wish :)? Putting that one guard in Grog & Scanlan’s path?

[@noahbaden90]

If I recall correctly, in either the Fireside Chat or the Campaign End Talks Machina, Matt said that he actually did just have the guard roll perception just in case, and got a nat 20. Even without the guard fiasco, there'd still be other issues in coercing a Wish out of someone, so I'd doubt they'd get it anyway.

[@bplup6419]

Take this _hat_

[@emm6064]

That circle gave me so much joy.

[@1utube01]

11:15 Laura and Taleisins heads in the gutter

[@hassanmahdi5521]

11:15

[@scorpius1401]

Hassan Mahdi thank you for the actual time stamp

[@JoelErhart]

I wanna see Grog on Harmon Quest.

[@nairocamilo]

Oh man, heck yeah

[@_r._7513]

The problem is the Lord of the Quadroads only had 2 wishes, used one to become a Lord of the Quadroads, and only has ONE LEFT. Also, he could have used that wish already.

[@hayden8571]

11:20 look at Laura's finger 😂😂😂

[@sirguineapig34]

11:19 fucking Laura 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Enthralpy]

How'd Travis roll a -1 if his Cha isn't below 10?

[@frankholland3025]

He has a neg penalty to all his rolls because of the card he pulled...IIRC

[@nuclearchezburgr3857]

I think he accidentally applied the Eurayle card to ability checks rather than saving throws? Good trade off since Grog doesn't get to do much outside of combat

[@luanadurrewalddacosta5824]

....with disavantage!😂

[@cmdesign01]

Just subbed

[@aaronpop0083]

Which episode is this?

[@Shortlan]

Ep103 of campaign 1

[@aaronpop0083]

@@Shortlan thank you.

[@MrSovietunion78]

Sometimes i think that Travis own intelligence is the same as Grog's intelligence. And this video is proof to that. :)

[@2theother]

The Lemming hell no, he is just a damn good actor

[@Neurodivergent-j1f]

The Lemming Nah, it takes a genius like Travis to play a believable moron. And we still Love Grog