Soldier Dad

What sort of dad would the soldier be? Let's see!
Comic created by Screamingiggle
Soldier - The Beard
Abraham - Boston Cheesecake ( / @bostoncheesecake6776 )
Mary - Abimation ( / @abimation )
Music Used:
Pioneer Suite: Minutemen - Douglas A. Wood

[@CV5Yorkie]

I hope he pass down his father's wise word. "dying is gay"

[@simonj6801]

Yes

[@_mika-mikazuki_]

I see what you did there :D

[@r3ddr01d7]

Soldier Dad: Remember Son...Dying is Gay

[@Cool-cs5dy]

XD imagine all the people that die in the war

[@jj_see_film]

What?

[@todbilegotgonbat3943]

*In front of his eight children* "If fighting is to result in victory, then you must fight!"

[@alwinwinter1645]

God, please don't tell me it's gonna turn out to be chopped off heads again

[@obisvanainobis9950]

Censuser that

[@vanukas8783]

Oh no...

[@imsoasian.1717]

*slap their mom* “This must be what the president feel like all the time”

[@rejvaik00]

And then he perfected it so no living man could best him in the ring of honour!

[@alexandnachoyt3001]

I imagine him telling his children histories like: "And there i was, spending all my time before dying teleporting bread for 3 whole days..."

[@DannyWhizzbang11803]

“Then later finding out I wasn’t going to die!”

[@Lumis_The_Lucario]

@@DannyWhizzbang11803 and ended up creating a bread monster

[@BoneChill8902]

Or what about running around naked and covered completely in honey with their mom?

[@oddtomato1049]

"And then died again to a giant loaf of bread, but then i beat the crap outta death so he brought me back!"

[@doodlesbolboles]

Like the founding fathers intended

[@fordalels]

"I punched Timmy Anderson for wanting to play 'doctor' with me!" Medic mains clearly still unappreciated.

[@theweirdone6019]

I mean, that or he will never trust a doctor again because of Medic XD

[@TheJayzBlu4721]

;--;

[@jonathanmorris7445]

“Playing doctor” is just a another way of saying “I’m going to touch your no no square”

[@TheJayzBlu4721]

@@jonathanmorris7445 *oH fUQ-*

[@jonathanmorris7445]

@@TheJayzBlu4721 a very weird “kids game”

[@acewhisper788]

If he's married to heavy's sister then she'll probably get in on the fun.

[@xm258]

69 likes *im bout to end this mans whole career*

[@emerald5273]

i'm a witness to this awful crime

[@Exis247]

thats what the trench is for. obviously heavy gave her a minigun as a wedding present.

[@plaguedoctorfynn3474]

Oh my fuck I forgot about that

[@JaggedBird]

@@Exis247 a mini Sasha? Adorable

[@hypocritehenry4619]

All jokes aside, soldier would be a pretty cool dad

[@TheMagnumDon]

Biologically? Because of the amount of lead in his blood, no. Adoption? His wife might actually make it better so maybe?

[@whatdidyouexpectanactually7891]

Ngl yeah I agree

[@lillywho]

Albeit also a very lead-poisoned, insane one.

[@lillywho]

@@TheMagnumDon I wouldn't be sure whether Zhanna would ever come to her senses.

[@TheMagnumDon]

@@lillywho Zhanna seems rather sane, just stuck in Russia for a unconvertable amount of time, I just see her has a Mama Bear.

[@doctordomino5073]

I remember I saw a joke in a different TF2 video: "So if Spy is French and Spy is Scout's dad... That explains why Scout is so good at running away."

[@Liamk-ow5jb]

F

[@BirdClubExplored]

My god yes

[@spacetechempire510]

I felt the burn from across the multiverse.

[@teukukeanu3078]

and spy from his relationships too!

[@sergioamaya3062]

lmfao

[@sloideh]

Title: soldier dad Thumbnail: *REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE*

[@Talion66]

XD

[@Mr.SM2939OLD]

*PORT*

[@sanstheskeleton-cq9vf]

XD

[@hauntedmedic373]

I can't unsee that.

[@carlolever5100]

IKR XD

[@coolguyko8583]

Heavy Dad. Heavy: " Alright children, what do we say to bad bully?" Heavy's Children: *"B L Y A T."*

[@warpey5632]

Engineer dad. Engie: Y'all know what to do when some big mean mother hubber bullies ya? Engie's kids: _Use a gun! And if that don't work, use more gun._

[@prinkpbj8027]

@@warpey5632 Engineer dad: good! And if that don’t work? Engie’s kids: use more gun!

[@thebingus9671]

I was 8 when I started walking

[@alexk9642]

@@thebingus9671 cool

[@OBM22]

@@thebingus9671 weak

[@redman7775]

In 20 years... Demo: Aye, has anyone seen Soldier? Soldier and children: Hello doctor! Demo: (looks at ingrediants in skrumpy) What the bloody hell...?

[@professorklampenborg]

wait since the demoman is like soldiers best friend or whatever wouldn’t the demoman be like an uncle? drunkle

[@francisgarcia3314]

Demo would have been surprised.

[@spooktspeek]

@@professorklampenborg drunkle tavish it.. works. extremely well. this is now canon if soldier ever has kids with zhanna or something in some timeline where the last comic exists

[@thedemoman88]

Hehehe...NOBODY will ever learn me family's secret for DEGROOT BEER!

[@bowenlavalley3297]

yeetboy 4000 drunkle stan

[@dapperfield595]

“because French is the language spoken by wusses and cowards sir!” *Spy wants to know your location*

[@docrofreborn7497]

*HE ALREADY KNOWS IT.*

[@roymolina9839]

He wouldn't be wrong...

[@thatoneguy2960]

-decloak sound-

[@thatsguy1111]

*Pyro wants to know spy’s location*

[@hizakikentai]

“*right behind you*”

[@theartofbrick]

“REEEEEEEEEEEEEEPORT!” “Report cards.” 10/10 best dad of the year.

[@yung_barbone]

.-. doubt.

[@ze_hurting]

#antigacha

[@yung_barbone]

@@ze_hurting stfu,i dont post nsfw

[@sandmalario705]

We want the 8th tf2 comics, but we got this instead, not complaining, soldier is vibing with his children doe

[@Lunartic_]

The final issue isn't even out yet.

[@girf4233]

8th? Man you're already in 2203?

[@plunger2726]

serial murderer what are you doing here lolol

[@sandmalario705]

@Devon Crusader what do you mean it's politics

[@FoolishNobody]

shut up gacha tuber

[@skellington15]

I thought the twist was that they weren’t his kids.

[@daftthewizard8142]

Neat

[@arandomuser3098]

I kind of wish it was

[@pyrolee17]

@@therealchillman YES

[@scottwales5966]

They were both covered in honey, locked in battle and coitus all for thr sake of freedom!

[@synonymdave]

Scott Wales they will probably teach their kids this secret teqnique

[@splashanimations9207]

It's crazy seeing that Soldier now canonically has children...

[@LightningCayo]

As someone who grew up with a Sergeant First Class step dad, this is quite accurate “And from that day forward, anytime a bunch of animals are together in one place, it’s called a ZOO!”

[@JosephZ144]

Unless it’s a farm!

[@fuzzyf00t44]

What about a country side

[@Herrscher-4]

UNLESS IT'S A FARM

[@meannush7552]

Not to ruin it but it's called a TZU

[@lanceelamparo7593]

actually soldier never didn't get accepted to any division or battalion in the us army just a guy who have strong sense of a true american civilian he is you can read his files or watch other youtuber explain his files for you

[@lordseelenfresserdemonking1168]

Aww he's a good father .

[@StarDustTF2]

Better than spy, because he just dont vanish

[@IgorNetoAnimation]

@Captain scout *LMAO*

[@AntroElCaprino]

@Captain scout that hurted

[@The_Foxxo]

@@StarDustTF2 i never knew spy was black

[@nightyboyo]

@Panzor of the lake O panzer of the lake, what is your wisdom?

[@minicrewmate941]

"NO PROBLEM IS SOLVED BY WAITING" This is exactly what a soldier main would say

[@Amber-_-514]

Specifically right before rocket jumping and getting launched into the stratosphere by a mini-sentry

[@mistersayless323]

​@@Amber-_-514spoken like a true lad

[@thespectacularspider-man2549]

Nobody: KZbin recommended feed: "You wanna cry again?"

[@randomperson1541]

True

[@ethanspaziani5269]

......💧

[@AlreadyTakenTag]

R.I.P Rick.

[@HumanTooth]

Me to KZbin's recommended feed, in Spongebob's voice: "You wanna see me do it again?"

[@christophert11]

"French is the language spoken by wussies and cowards." Spy: *Eye Twitching*

[@snatcher2592]

THAT'S THE POINT, MAGGOT

[@engineer5188]

Another me?

[@JustaCupOfLatte]

Spy: *im gonna commit a buttsecks*

[@jamaldeep13]

France: _literally one of the most militarily successful nations in history_ The Anglosphere: Haha, wusses!

[@highlander6573]

Spies cower in fear at the mere sight of a pyro and can’t fight head-to-head, and only attack when you’re busy or distracted.

[@darioignaciocontrerasruz5861]

Cant believe this is canon now

[@Purrnip]

I wish Rick May was still beetwen us to see this masterpeice. We all know he respawned in hour hearts as the greateast soldier the world as ever seen

[@lollikabosso.w.n7153]

He didnt respawn, he joined servers in hell to market garden them for ever. Legend has it, on the day of Mays birthday, you can hear demons cry out in pain

[@lemoncitrusi8460]

@@lollikabosso.w.n7153 I'm not sure if that is dark or cool

[@gatheredword514]

@@lemoncitrusi8460 I think that'd be cool.

[@gizaguzi95]

He survived 80 years in 2fort thats impressive

[@Phantom-zt9ve]

@@lollikabosso.w.n7153 *See Doom Eternal for what happened after Soldier died*

[@LokiMrCool]

Just waiting for "Uncle" Merasmus to appear

[@GreaterGrievobeast55]

He still can’t get his castle back, must mean they have a lot of pet racoons

[@Emily12471]

I think that they like to order pizza from someone called murasmurray but get mad when told that isn't allowed

[@alvin253]

DAMMIT MERASMUS!

[@Emily12471]

@Big Al nah i imagine scout would be the cocky uncle who just always tries to one up everyone

[@Chasolk]

Uncle? Wouldn't it be "Aunt" Merasmus? :3

[@Random_VA_277]

Soldier was a great friend and a great parent, he will be missed

[@inkstar7521]

INTRUDER ALERT! RED SPY IN THE BASE!

[@inkstar7521]

@Appa Blue PROTECT THE BRIEFCASE

[@shiren6471]

@@inkstar7521 we need to protect the briefcase

[@inkstar7521]

@@shiren6471 Yo! A Little Help Over Here?!

[@shiren6471]

@@inkstar7521 let's back son! 111 aaannnnnddd 1 !

[@Anonymous-73]

“An F in French? Good!” Spy: bonjour

[@Midnight_Pisces21905]

When Mom comes home: WHY IS MY LAWN FULL OF TRENCHES!?

[@nemergix1707]

with the russian accent

[@alwinwinter1645]

I think Zhanna would be quite okay with zhis

[@theonejackal89]

"WITHOUT ME?!" *Grabs wrist shovel*

[@ugli968]

Talk about trench warfare.

[@rynnex]

Soldier: SCATTER!

[@REQCardsup]

this aged very very well

[@kevinthemusician4767]

“Remember kids, DYING is gay!”

[@f.b.i6922]

*You we're good son Real good, maybe even the best,* *-Saucy saucy* To: *-Rick may*

[@pinklightninggacha]

Even the F.B.I shows their respects for a legend

[@dutchdoggogang6882]

F B I WHAT IS RACE A AMRICA B EUROPE C AFRICA D ASIA F MIDDLE EASTREN

[@crossroadsfate7433]

I PLEAD THE FIFTH

[@Dr._Tin_can]

Soldier actually became a dad officially and he’s more of a nonchalant and kind of strict dad but fun at the same time

[@smallpupper]

Nobody: Soldier in the thumbnail: *_REEEEEEEEE_*

[@Snapshot_the_Mad_Hatter]

small pupper LoL

[@kyleandrade6140]

Excellent

[@accountname6603]

*EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPORT!*

[@beacher50_]

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[@Beepoo15]

Stolem

[@silverthewitchdoctor8262]

“French is the language of cowards,” Spy: Am I a joke to you?

[@Snapshot_the_Mad_Hatter]

Soldier: Yes!!! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@thomas_c0nn0r26]

i mean, spy is the only one who need to disguise and use gadgets to destroy sentry,ean ahile scout just need an shotgun, pistol/bat or an atomic punch or soldier, he just meeds an rocket launcher, shotgun/shovel and done

[@blewcraft.]

Sui-je une blague pour vous?

[@cr1989]

@@blewcraft. mdr

[@cr1989]

@@blewcraft. mais on écrit suis-je une blague pour vous

[@UnderScore404]

People would think that the mother would freak out but really she's just as crazy as Soldier is...

[@Chick2106]

Also she does everything Soldier does

[@Ezekiyam382]

@@Chick2106 "The violent the nudity" -Zhanna

[@estebanramirez1178]

@@Chick2106 Soldier: ”Zhanna! Quickly! Be racist!” Zhanna: *censored swearing of the French directed at Spy*

[@t3rrablox582]

“Son, your getting older now, so it’s time I taught you how to teleport bread”

[@jbomb11]

Oh god

[@Imnotsmg4bob]

No! *I mean, yes!*

[@GatorDontPlayNoShit69]

@Navigator Rock No.

[@mylesmichel9108]

Hahaha ! I teleported breaaaaaaad !!!

[@Jafjaf08]

Soldier:"lets dig some trenches NOW! Before your mother comes!" Heavy: jokes on you comrade she has a meeting with me and my family about you

[@wisdomwis12o2]

I love how the American married a Russian

[@EzleyCaldito]

@@wisdomwis12o2 i would not be surprise if he doesn’t even know she’s russian Everyone: So you made love to a woman from russia? Soldier: Thats right! Everyone: with a russian accent? Soldier: Thats correct! Everyone: So you dating a Russian? Soldier: Indeed I- WHAT?

[@xdshrekt3909]

Title: Soldier Dad Cast: Rick May as Soldier, someone as Abraham, someone as Mary, nobody as the Baby Thumbnail: Rick May shouting *REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE* to his children

[@greatwyvern099]

Rest in peace rick may

[@ewanb1086]

This is a great comment good job

[@frontlinetactical6038]

*REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE*

[@Darkmythsolider]

@@frontlinetactical6038 PORT!

[@gayahhbihh]

@@frontlinetactical6038 *EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE*

[@thecouncilofbrazilianchads5580]

With the 7th comic out this technically is canon now

[@nionorneon]

I can just imagine all the great stories soldier would have to tell his kids about his time as a mercenary, MvM, and the tf comics with him about he and zhanna met. I can imagine him teaching his kids how to rocket jump, how to trolldier, and how to be fearless. Soldier would honestly be the greatest dad, and rick May was one of the greatest men in history. Rip rick May, he’s screaming with the eagles in heaven now.

[@Ottomancat5256]

" I was eating meat when your mother first met me! *P A T R I O T I C A L L Y .* "

[@caramel9154]

god forbid he has to tell them about pyro, heavy or spy. I feel like Demoman would come over for visits though.

[@thisguy4517]

“Screamin’ Eagles!”

[@bobby9514]

I just now noticed he named his children after american figures and a state

[@load-bearingcoconut5586]

I can't get over the fact his ypungest daughter is named *Minnesota*. Poor kid's gonna be bullied her whole life.

[@hrpang]

@@load-bearingcoconut5586 Minnesota would probably punch anyone who insults her name, build a trench in their backyard and declare war

[@jakoblent4694]

@@hrpang to the french

[@thegeneraljohn2895]

@@jakoblent4694 Because French is the language spoken by wusses and cowards... Sir.

[@harrypottard01]

Minnesota is best name. I know cause I live there

[@Bluecat089]

I hope there will be a comic of Heavy playing with his nephew and niece

[@guitarskeleton6305]

There is a fan made one which is basically a cross over of Overwatch and TF2. Is is called 'Zarya's uncle' if I recall it correctly. It's a bit sad though.

[@Master-Bait]

"Listen, tiny babies. Today uncle heavy tells you how to torture cowards"

[@yellow6677]

@@Master-Bait "Heavy show you how to use CBT Against cowards"

[@strionic770]

guitar skeleton Looked it up, can confirm it's really sad. funnyjunk.com/channel/overwatch/Zaryas+uncle/YcvkLLp/

[@thegeneraljohn2895]

@@yellow6677 "Now listen, children... Uncle Misha. Likes. To shoot. This gun." *Sets down Sasha.* "Is what you need to know."

[@snazzysketchz]

I absolutely love the fact that this is canon now

[@willowchair]

I wanna see what kind of a mom Zhanna would be.

[@hypnoticskull6342]

Most likely reads her kids the story of how Stalin fucked her country up

[@Master-Bait]

Same vibe as soldier she trains kids to resist cold and beat bears to death...with bare hands

[@willowchair]

@@Master-Bait Covered in honey.

[@TastyIce02]

violent

[@waffleczar7781]

Basically imagine heavy with tits

[@meannush7552]

Tomorrow, we'll all see them rocket jumping to school.

[@las4gna84]

Unless they didn't get a Rocket Jumper to practice before use a stock one

[@hazdra1896]

Ah, they grow up so fast, imagine if Soldier's job after retiring from being a mercenary was teaching other enlisted men the techniques of rocket jumping, if you think about it. It would be a useful skill on a real war battlefield. People all around the world would come to learn at Jane Doe's Military academy for rocket jumping. Amen and Godspeed you magnificent bastard, we will see you in the stars, and your children will carry on your arts of explosive propelled flight.

[@jm036]

Aged like a fine wine, this did.

[@MasterofMistakes]

I'm smiling and laughing so hard it hurts, thank you I needed this after having a bad start to today!

[@ItJustWorksItJustWorks]

funny seeing this now that comic 7 released

[@stefanmircetic8798]

I love how literally everyone just came to this video again after the 7th comic.

[@jiado6893]

The beacons were lit!

[@couragew6260]

“No problem gets solved by waiting” That is probably the most honest and realistic sentence the soldier has ever said.

[@yurikovRUKR762]

glad this became canon

[@_Madd4m]

THIS IS NOW CANON!!!!

[@incorrect_mr_bean]

and now we know what it's like for real

[@Unknown_Zlayr2406]

R.I.P Rick May he was a soldier who fought until the end

[@yoozoo2]

this is crazy how this comic predicted the genders of soldiers and zhanna's children

[@SDNShaDowNight]

I can feel Rick May smile through the screen by watching the video "You were good son, Real good; Maybe even the best" - Soldier

[@perhapsYoYo]

April 13, 2020, was a tragic day. Rick May, the voice actor of various different games, and most importantly, the voice actor for Soldier in TF2, has passed away at the age of 79 by the dreaded COVID-19. Will the memories we made with him stay with us forever. edit: so i had some typos and i said "voice actor of tf2" not "voice actor for soldier IN tf2" so sorry

[@cra.b5761]

f

[@MJHootHoot]

He’s still with us. In spirit, memories, and just in general. We have not lost him completely.

[@cra.b5761]

@engineer gaming no, you pardner!

[@whamrslamr5372]

I would like to say that Rick May had Throat Cancer, a Stroke and a Heart Attack, I blame those instead of Covid, Covid couldnt strike down such a Great man....

[@ethanspaziani5269]

Honestly I feel like dying

[@ranimdude]

Chat its canon

[@tacosquirrel9509]

The fact that soldier teaches his daughter self defense is amazing

[@Thegoodcoke]

Because someone politely asking you to play "docter" with them is extremely life threatening. She knew if she agreed, she'd be in crippling debt. Beautiful

[@gabrielsalinas1019]

ITS CANNON NOW BABY

[@Bebe-fq8yb]

I’d like to think soldier would open an orphanage when he retires from mercenary work

[@nathandanielsen7131]

no, thats what classic soldier and classic scout would do.

[@spagoot]

No but he did turn merasmus's castle into a racoon sanctuary

[@pofromteletubbies1243]

@Sol The Bartender good on pyro for killing (most likely) those pedos!

[@theabyss310]

He would open an orphanage, and teach the kids how to use weapons

[@pofromteletubbies1243]

@sans skeleton they talked about turning some old building into an orphanage then at last they said “Besides we’ll have endless supplies of kids to- Ross why are you covered in gasoline?” What ever context it’s not gonna be good

[@IsaacClarke39]

Its like all the mercs have retired and kept on going with their lives after the mann co no more comics

[@Some_Sleepy_Guy]

I'd like to think that They still have reunions every ones in a While, cuz I want to believe that in comic 8 they actually admit that They like each other (as much as grown Psychopathic, man children can), and that They visit each other n gift presents to one another n still having contact n shit.

[@aerothallji6514]

@@Some_Sleepy_Guy What about **Choughs** The Pyro.

[@Some_Sleepy_Guy]

@@aerothallji6514 He and engineer build up a bussiness together that deal with Spies of all kind....aaaand I'd imagine that they are someone the mercs don't want angry sooo yeah.

[@nadir4562]

@@Some_Sleepy_Guy so the fire demon is working Bruh

[@Somespideronline]

ThatOneGermanGuy I couldnt see Tf2 comic issue 8 online, mind giving me a link? Thank you

[@leesighapaul3269]

This aged liked wine Because solider in the 7th comic is now a father

[@CatsandBoots935]

This is now canon, that blows my mind

[@Hugelag]

The man who shouldn't be around children turns out to be an amazing dad. Who'da thunk?

[@lemonjammer]

yes, no one would've T H U N K

[@krakenite8444]

@@lemonjammer thonk

[@SkeweredGlaive]

@@krakenite8444 Cronk

[@redhood7650]

@@SkeweredGlaive PULL THE LEVER KRONK! WRONG LEVER!

[@RenGraes]

I find this after Rick May passes away... heh.... I confess, seeing this makes me sad but happy at the same time. Raise those kids well, Soldier. They'll carry on your legacy.

[@windiix]

Can't believe this is canon now 😭🙏

[@ishigami4622]

If medic was a dad he would probably made the child by himself in an experiment and either experiments on him or uses him as an assistant just as insane as medic he treats him like a friend but deeply cares for him *shudders*

[@GarryDKing]

medic is kinda already a feather father to the doves.

[@ishigami4622]

Garry Courtney true he does care for his doves

[@someoneprobably]

So doctor Frankenstein but better? Mixed with a bit of Jekyll and Hyde cuz its medic.

[@matthewteachout4671]

The medic has a mega baboon baby. He is currently deciding if he will harvest its organs when it grows up.

[@someoneprobably]

@@matthewteachout4671 its umbrella acedemy time XD

[@catmaster1595]

Preaty close to what we actualy got ngl

[@theshiro1238]

Who's here after seeing Soldier's CANON children?

[@tulefum]

Weeell. Now it is canon

[@Momo_Kawashima]

IT'S CANON IT'S CANON

[@the_person_that_playz_game8515]

Soldier's wife is most likely heavy's sister (zhanna) from the tf comics

[@lourdeswhitener9713]

YEP

[@Ezekiyam382]

@Antoś Żak YYEEEESSSS -Soldier

[@fireblast133]

I am imagining this. Soldier's kids get kidnapped, and ransom notices sent. Heavy and Soldier are reading the note. Soldier then turns to Heavy mentioning how he prays he finds these kidnappers first, cause even he wouldn't want to see Heavy's wrath at this. Cause you know that no matter how downright evil and diabolical Soldier gets in revenge for hurting his kids...Anything he does would look like a tea party in comparison to what Heavy would do.

[@redhood7650]

No shit Sherlock

[@martinmarkov9707]

Heavy will now put bullet in your mouth.

[@theconductoresplin8092]

This is wholesome laddy He reminds me of an old Scottish man who'd drink with me and the lass

[@spacegeneral8630]

What brand? Scrumpy?

[@tf2isagoodgame282]

does he also have a particular interest in explosives and wires

[@theconductoresplin8092]

@@tf2isagoodgame282 Oh yeah i hired him for a good long while the laddy was very good with the powder and fireworks (it got a wee bit intense at times) He even made that bomb for that one movie But when me and DJ grOovs started fighting over who he'd help he pecked off somewhere else Either way i hope that laddy is doing good

[@Emily12471]

@@theconductoresplin8092 wait did he happen to have one eye, black skin, and the last name of degroot?

[@theconductoresplin8092]

@@Emily12471 Yeah And be a Thief When he pecked off that laddy stole all my boos that peck neck

[@G3orgianSoldier]

This is cannon now!

[@aibreon]

Glad to know that this is Cannon now. wouldn't have it any other way

[@exctubilator7153]

Rip rick may, if he had kids like this, he would be proud

[@somefoolishguy8072]

This should be remade with soldier's canon children

[@CrazyCrowley19]

But a third child would be missing

[@ELIASOAUDI]

Soilder is a dad now

[@pepijn23]

It’s canon now.

[@italiankidspaghetti2383]

Damn he predicted the future and nailed it perfectly

[@demolishbuster7361]

It's Canon now Perhaps a Canon Event

[@tailsmonster12]

anyone here after the last comic dropped?

[@Nachotaco101]

Not gonna lie I legit got excited when I saw his kids.

[@Firefox21182]

this became a true Possibility

[@jakobhere620]

R.I.P. Rick May, voice of the Soldier. A great dad, a great man, and the best soldier.

[@eeeeee9953]

He may be a tough dad. But he may actually make them extremely independent and determined

[@plunger2726]

Jane Doe is an amazing father, I would want to have such a family member.

[@angelbabydragon]

“This trench belongs to America, Maggot!” XD

[@br4ss_crusader973]

"because french is the language spoken by wusses and cowards sir!" Spy: *"starts to speak Japanese"*

[@bostoncheesecake6776]

Thank you so much for letting me be in a dub, SIR! It was a lot of fun working with you, S I R!

[@UnusualAndStrange]

Soldier, who will they ever find to replace you... Who?

[@moony_haru]

Hopefully Seth mcfarlane

[@furretshiny3129]

Him son: ITS TIME FOR SHINE

[@yourRussianBoi]

now that we knnow the comic lore is over. he has 2 children.

[@rednk9106]

Soldier is a blessing.

[@laranuke1452]

i completely agree

[@hauntedmedic373]

With the 7th comic out, this is technically canon

[@lovingryza1755]

Imagine Tf3 becoming a thing, and since obviously no one can replace Rick May, Soldier's daughter becomes a playable character with the same American loving attitude

[@stupididiotmcgee2318]

WHICH DAUGHTER?????

[@pofromteletubbies1243]

@@stupididiotmcgee2318 yes

[@Nega_Man]

@@stupididiotmcgee2318 either Mary or Minnesota

[@opoderosoimperioteocratico4885]

​@@stupididiotmcgee2318Jeez, there's more!?

[@notageologist3022]

​@@stupididiotmcgee2318Minnesota with a comically large market gardener

[@CEBph5997]

I want to see the other classes as responsible Dads now.

[@CEBph5997]

@Captain scout What about Heavy?

[@hypnoticskull6342]

Definitely not Spy

[@ducktormonty4603]

@Panzor of the lake Medic has a wife, as stated by Demoman, but I do think he wouldn't want children.

[@load-bearingcoconut5586]

Panzor, Hypnotic, Spy can be a good dad when he's actually there for the kid, as shown in the official comic. He can, surprisingly, keep children calm really well.

[@hiveknight7416]

Spy is Scout's dad

[@nodmilitia7734]

This is just strangely super wholesome, and i love it, Beard's voice acting only makes the comics so much better

[@ghostboi6367]

This entire thing just shows how soldier is a great dad

[@didanic]

this is canon now after the 7th comic released

[@the_frenchtoast5227]

He is now

[@ultra_ctm]

THIS IS CANON

[@togeluga_the_cat]

May the best dad in the world reast in peace "You were good son , real good ,maybe even the best"

[@mysticnb3991]

This is so wholesome I hope rick will see this and smile

[@generictimestamperstupendi9021]

-shouldisay-

[@juliusmatijosius2219]

Who gon' tell him?

[@VergilTheMenace]

He is dead mate it happened april 2020. Twas a sad day for us all