Darth Vader Changes his Mind

[@postnuclearmorgan]

"Not to put any ideas in your head" pretty rich coming from the king of putting things in your head

[@salmonellq2981]

sheev throat goat confirmed?

[@omegaowl2334]

The emperor of putting things in you head*

[@omegaowl2334]

@FizzleDrunk Is it though?

[@Redeadhunter]

@@salmonellq2981 You need to cease and desist right now

[@salmonellq2981]

@@Redeadhunter cease to exist yourself, stop denying the truth

[@johnbroomstick8017]

I would totally watch a show with villains like this.

[@ben-chan420]

Venture Bros, look it up you won't regret it

[@dd11111]

It does, It's called "The Venture Bros" and it is FANTASTIC!

[@fallum9945]

Listen my main man, you GOTTA search for Venture Bros; it's gonna change your life.

[@speed9553]

What’s a venture bros

[@tTaseric]

Pretty much all the Lego and Robot Chicken Star Wars stuff have Vader and Palpatine act exactly like this

[@Diamond_Aura]

The funniest part of the video is you could have ended it right before Vader walks out but you fully committed to the Space Olive Garden joke XDD

[@MX-GAMING_1]

Extra breadsticks?

[@OfficialUKGov]

@@MX-GAMING_1 Extra breadsticks, anything for me amigo

[@DeLewrh]

that's the joke

[@Diamond_Aura]

@@DeLewrh well, that’s what they MADE the joke, but I’m saying that it could have stood on its own and they had good enough execution to make the video twice as long when it could have just ended at the “anything for my amigo” line

[@Lawrence_Talbot]

Sad he’s gonna blow up the space Olive Garden. Vader will never get his breadsticks :(

[@andrewtickel6804]

The canon reason Vader threw Palpatine over the reactor's ledge was because he never took Vader to Space Olive Garden like he promised

[@drkulkarnishriram6326]

🤣

[@sameyeams]

My headcanon now until George Lucas or Dave Filoni say otherwise

[@bluebearie7230]

exactly. you can notice his head tilt. that was him recalling this exact moment.

[@LTV746]

BREADSITHS! Beware they only come in pairs

[@lethellsing]

Or maybe it’s because he blew up space Olive Garden.

[@invaderzimzim4561]

I like how instead of immediately talking behind Vaders back, he calls Olive Garden like he promised.

[@Batmann_]

SPACE Olive Garden

[@erikhermansen3431]

He also has impeccable manners while on the phone.

[@ChaplainPhantasm]

@@erikhermansen3431 I mean, he might be an uptight backstabbing asshole, but doesn't mean you have to show it, yknow? Manners is important

[@wjzav1971]

Well, you don't know if he managed to make a reservation to Olive Garden, he might have told them to have extra few breadsticks. Muhahahahahaa

[@jefferywright9231]

It somehow helps my suspension of disbelief lol

[@evankauffman2139]

This was like 40% Vader changing his mind about letting Luke live and 60% Space Olive Garden shenanigans, and I'm here for it.

[@natezube8144]

@@Lawrence_Talbot Yes, the Chinese Communist Party is very good at creating biological weaponry with United States government funding.

[@sahiblindberg]

exactly what I was about to say. This gem's going to my favourites

[@charlie4christ536]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/m5LXeq2nrKdlmqM Christ died for your sins and rose on the third day, showing that anyone who trusts in him for salvation, will have everlasting life. (John 11:25-26) "Jesus said unto her, I am the resurrection, and the life: he that believeth in me, though he were dead, yet shall he live:And whosoever liveth and believeth in me shall never die. Believest thou this?" (John 3:16) For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life.

[@squireaudra]

It's good food, in space.

[@LordOfGilneas]

@@squireaudra I'm more of a Space Carl's Jr Guy.

[@Gobinoid]

i appreciate that there is "space olive garden" and "space covid" but walgreens is just walgreens.

[@MrJeff-jd1jv]

C'mon, Space Walgreens is just rediculous.

[@icetide9411]

@@MrJeff-jd1jv exactly, Space Walgreens? makes no sense

[@deadman4231]

Walgreens is universal. There always has been and always will be a Walgreens convenience store around the corner for you to buy unholy amounts of takis from.

[@Pixal_Dragon]

Is cvs still their mortal enemy or is there a new space cvs to challenge them

[@Gobinoid]

@@Pixal_Dragon its CSS (consumer space store) now

[@papanurgle8393]

"You're still family" -Sheev Palpatine, who murdered his entire family at age 19 to become a Sith.

[@DarthVader-bz8nq]

Exactly

[@Deathmare235]

I thought he did it just cause he was angry and became Sith after

[@Scar-Predator]

He ment that Luke and Vader were still family. Sheev and Vader aren't related. If they were it would be extremely weird.

[@Deathmare235]

@@Scar-Predator bit he was related to his actual family the same he killed

[@Scar-Predator]

@@Deathmare235 what do you mean? If you're trying to say that Sheev ment that him and Vader were family then you're wrong. Palpatine doesn't mean Skywalker regardless of Rey using the Skywalker name even though she's a Palpatine.

[@AluminumFusion22]

I like how Darth Vader is so willing to kill Luke that even Palpatine is like, "Dude, chill out a bit. He's your kid. Relax."

[@ownedwfactsnlogic]

Bro that's so wild I think we just watched the same video

[@AluminumFusion22]

@@ownedwfactsnlogic I know, right? Fucking bonkers. 😂 Jokes aside, I don't know why I wrote that comment. I'm not gonna delete it though because I think the replies are funnier than the comment itself.

[@just_an_internet_explorer8038]

@Korozola I too enjoyed the video that was founded on the premise of dark Vader choosing the option that would result in him ending the life of one of his offspring that pose a great threat to the empire. I was honestly quite flabbergasted with how events ultimately unfolded, but I truly did find this video amusing despite, objectively dark tone.

[@itwontcomeout5678]

@@AluminumFusion22 everybody is being waaay too critical of your comment wtf I didn’t specifically pick up on that idea until you helped clarify it, so thank you

[@alexanderbautista7930]

I mean he’s already used to killing children

[@RedWizrobe]

Vader: I feel "death-by-childbirth" makes more sense than "losing the will to live." Me: You know what else makes more sense than that? _Crushed trachea._

[@cosmicriptid]

Well that is what Palpatine told him. "In your anger, it seems you killed her." Or something like that. So he thought he murdered her and brought to bear his worst nightmare and everything was for nothing and his kid probably didn't even survive. So yeah it makes sense he's kind of an angry dude.

[@cosmicriptid]

@Hey Girl I Like Your Kitchen Romania Well that's probably not how she died, but it very well could have been. I like the theory that Palpatine secretly drained her life with the force so Vader would be completely alone.

[@silverblade357]

@@cosmicriptid I like to think that Padme was originally killed by the Jedi, by accident or intent, because she refused to let them seize her naturally gifted children. Anakin discovered this when he interrogated and murdered the Jedi sent to retrieve him. Palpatine used the fear and paranoia of the Jedi to secure his genuine loyalty for the next twenty years. Unfortunately, a studio more concerned about toy sales insisted the Jedi can't be portrayed as anything less than pure good guys. Thus, we get this confusing scenario where Anakin never even thinks to go to the Jedi with his worries about his secret family. Despite Anakin and Padme acting like a gay couple in medieval times, there was really no consequence. At worst, he would have been demoted, most likely put on probation, but the Jedi would have worked overtime to ensure an important ally like Padme survived.

[@cosmicriptid]

@silverblade357 An interesting idea. I do think they should be less afraid to show the problematic parts of the jedi, which are clearly present. As you said, I don't think they would kill Padme since she is a senator and all. As for the timeline, the jedi were already half destroyed by the time she gave birth, so that wouldn't quite work. But I like the concept of having the direct actions of the jedi push Anakin further to the dark side

[@silverblade357]

@@cosmicriptid The Jedi have been shown to behave poorly when reacting with fear and paranoia. I can see them trying to take possession of the twins due to their natural affinity. They'd fear the Sith Lord ever getting theur hands on the children of the Chosen One. Padme would resist violently and, after years of constant warfare, the present Jedi would instinctively send the blaster bolt back at her. A militant like Mace Windu would probably order them to carry on. Kenobi could have a crisis of faith over this and spirit the twins away from the Jedi Temple. Anakin is being hunted for breaking the codex or whatever and, with support from Palpatine, assaults the Jedi Temple demanding his children, who are nowhere to be found and presumed eliminated. Anakin doesn't become Darth Vader in one fight with Kenobi, but picks up all those injuries taking down every Knight and Master that stands against him. His blade slowly turns red as his hatred pours into the crystal. The dark side keeps him going even as he is sliced, stabbed, maimed, and blinded. Anakin confronts and manages to kill Mace Windu. By the time Palpatine reveals himself, Anakin hates the Jedi Order far too much to care. Kenobi took the twins to Bail and Lars. Yoda went into exile not because he was defeated, but because he allowed this to happen under his watch. That's my AU fanfic for the day!

[@graypudding3005]

What a trustworthy individual, I’m sure he would never betray anyone.

[@Jamseth_Ingramious]

“But if I _were_ to betray my friends... I wouldn’t lose to any of them”

[@AshenDust_]

@@Jamseth_Ingramious Goddamit

[@macran4]

Did you ever hear the Tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise?

[@Mazaroth]

Hey, he would.. no, never, i mean come on, he's just so... i mean seriously?

[@alessiobenvenuto5159]

**Cries in Count Dooku**

[@ThatGuy-a48]

I don't know why but the idea of Sidious just edging Vader on to fulfill the Sith rule of two is really funny to me like "hey you know you can totally strike me down and stuff it wouldn't be that hard just saying"

[@faceless2302]

I think Palpatine edging Vader would be a different kind of video

[@youtubealt243]

@@faceless2302 📸🤨

[@Wertsir]

Palpatine is a masochist. He’s just looking for a big strong Sith Lord with a big red lightsaber to force choke him as his plan comes to a climax. But Vaders too nice to play rough with him. He keeps dropping hints about how the dark side is fueled by passion and anger but Anakin just isn’t getting it. Eventually he realizes the brat act isn’t working, so he brings Anakins son in to push him over the edge, and he finally gets what he wants, as he dies spraying ropes of his blue stuff all over anakins face in a demented incestuous three way.

[@doomfan8603]

@@Wertsir I was going to say ayo what the fuck to faceless but you changed my mind. ayo what THE FUCK.

[@faceless2302]

@@doomfan8603 he's not wrong. Why do you think Palpatine keeps trying the force lightning move when it obviously never works? Electrostimulation is a pathway to many fetishes some consider to be.. unnatural

[@poweroffriendship2.0]

Honestly, the voice acting between Palpatine and Vader is on point. It feels like a Robot Chicken skit.

[@CoralCopperHead]

Not a high bar to reach...

[@SubToTheUpchucks]

Not as on point as The Upchucks!

[@OlaftheGreat]

Robot Chicken is a classic man, a classic

[@joshmartin1880]

@@CoralCopperHead it’s treason then

[@SubToTheUpchucks]

@@OlaftheGreat not as classic as The Upchucks!

[@randomindividual769]

Manager: "What was that all about?" Employee: "The Emperor called! Wanted a reservation but don't worry, I gave him a very stern no!" Manager: "You did WHAT!?!"

[@cbcgame2744]

(Looks out window) Oh look at the pretty green ligh-

[@wallythetrooper9127]

And so he fired him right there and wasn’t killed with the Olive Garden

[@hazydoom69]

@@cbcgame2744 ominous triangle shaped shadow looms over the space olive garden.

[@etazeta674]

Employee: then some guy named “Gimbo” called about something called a “base delta zero” and I told him we didn’t have that on the menu Manager: *already halfway across the parking lot*

[@Yoh4Lyfe]

"It's not what you did that angers me, it's who you did it to"

[@shinobix4925]

Unironically though Palpaltine letting Vader know that he'd be fine with him betraying him to try and rule the universe with his son just to get his way is such a badass thing

[@ShawndaPrawn]

Betrayal is second nature to the Sith. The master or apprentice killing the other is never a matter of ‘if’, but a matter of ‘when’.

[@ZomboidMania]

It's also in his character, the sith always betray one another and Palpatine knows that

[@mattk750]

Ive always said ever since He gain power Palpatine has been trying to get people to kill him

[@mistereggway9141]

palpatine if he actually followed the rule of two

[@brenster21]

There was a part of Palpatine that was always disappointed that Vader never really tried overthrowing or betraying him.

[@buhbuhsuh4696]

The part where Vader goes “Extra bread sticks” and palpatine goes “extra breadsticks anything for my amigo!” Perfectly encapsulates this channel

[@MultiMetar]

So fucking true. The "Oye" right after it just sells it

[@MundaneGray]

Aren’t the breadsticks unlimited? You already get as many as you want, whether the Galactic Emperor is buying or not.

[@Lawrence_Talbot]

@Patrick Berry yes that’s the joke…

[@charlie4christ536]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/m5LXeq2nrKdlmqM Christ died for your sins and rose on the third day, showing that anyone who trusts in him for salvation, will have everlasting life. (John 11:25-26) "Jesus said unto her, I am the resurrection, and the life: he that believeth in me, though he were dead, yet shall he live:And whosoever liveth and believeth in me shall never die. Believest thou this?" (John 3:16) For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life.

[@ranimdude]

What he said is perfectly relatable

[@nitzel9909]

I like how palpatine, who is known for lying to and deceiving even those closest to him, still holds up his end of the deal by trying to get a reservation to space olive garden. 10/10 bro move right there

[@gaysarahk]

Well yeah. When you invite someone to a public place so they won't make a scene when you dump them, you kinda *need* to be there for that.

[@yagamijubei28]

Dats a real homie there.

[@poorsvids4738]

He had it blown up though. He and Vader could have tried going there without a reservation and probably still get a table but now it's blown up.

[@maiqtheliar789]

Not like there isn't another 3 Olive Gardens in the same city. Just show up and remind them you destroyed the other one that didn't get you a table. Kind of a Karen move but I mean Palpatine isn't the nicest guy around. Plus I feel he is one of the few people that can legit pull the "Do you know who I am?" card besides Vader. Those two together could definitely get a table at any place they wanted. Wonder if the dark side of the force skimps the waitresses on tips though or is that to far even for Vader.

[@Boomrainbownuke9608]

@@maiqtheliar789 give them good service and maybe they will leave a tip.

[@chiefcombo3900]

Vader absolutely killed me when he said "you wouldn't be considering upgrading to the next Skywalker model would you"? He sounded extra suspicious but, somewhat sad at the same time.

[@leyrua]

It's got that "Wait, am I training my replacement before you fire me?" vibe.

[@dylanbuchanan6511]

Of course he’s sad. The Emperor’s his only real friend at this point now that he killed all the Jedi. Who ELSE is he gonna socialize with, Grand Moff Tarkin? Vader’s like that divorced dad who only has his job as his life.

[@ianturnbow7011]

@@dylanbuchanan6511 scarily accurate.

[@markuhler2664]

@@dylanbuchanan6511 ouch, I felt that.

[@dylanbuchanan6511]

@@markuhler2664 Why? You a divorced dad with your job as YOUR life?

[@horusemerald97]

It's quite funny that in the comics their relationship is a lot more adversarial. Palpatine is constantly testing Vader and threatening to replace him with genetically enhanced lightsaber duelists and whatever random protege of the week he's interested in, and Vader tries to do all sorts of things behind his back. But here it's like no, I will actually try to get a reservation at SPACE OLIVE GARDEN

[@ale-xsantos1078]

Still kinda accurate tbh I mean in the comics they both do that but when they're together Palps actually went out of his way to give Vader a planet of his own, Padmé's ship, offered to glass Tatooine for him and even made an speech talking about how he was his greatest creation ever With the last one having Vader calling Palps out saying if any of the candidates beat him he'd be making that speech for them instead, to which the Emperor simply agreed like its no big deal while Vader's like "yeah I guess the dark side IS about strenght" Palpatine was even proud when Vader tried to create his own Empire behind his back So yeah I'd say he really loves being frienemies with Anakin

[@painvillegaming4119]

@@ale-xsantos1078palpatine “That m’y boy” Vader “…say what now ?”

[@leowilliamson1573]

Yeah, I'm not saying it's kinda easy to tell Solid JJ's thing is comic books and not Star Wars, but...

[@thediamondking1999]

Space olive garden: "We don't take reservations." Palpatine: "You do now!" Space Olive Garden: "No we still don't. No matter who you are." Palpatine: "I am the senate!"

[@arcanegamer2723]

Sir there is no senate anymore

[@thenewbaronzyafton6860]

It's treason then

[@zacglover3345]

Space olive garden: I don't ca- auugh augh ckck (dies)

[@ChaplainPhantasm]

Space Olive Garden: "Not. Yet."

[@AlechiaTheWitch]

Employee: "sir why is there a dorito in the sky" Manager: "a whaaa- oh i ummm*

[@ChrisTheFreedomEnjoyer]

Why didn't Palpatine just lift the Space COVID restrictions so that he could reserve a table? He's the Emperor, he's the one who makes the laws.

[@finkyou]

It was more fun to blow it up

[@aname4390]

If there's a space covid, there's a space Fauci.

[@maximoomega3691]

He didn't want to deal with space Karen's.

[@finkyou]

@@maximoomega3691 Yes, for even the dark side is scared of the evil that is the Karens

[@maximoomega3691]

@@finkyou they're too powerful we can't blame em.

[@blake4249]

the funny part about the "vader you're my main guy, i'd never try to kill you!" is that canonically palpatine constantly hounded vader with assassins

[@milk-v4b]

“T-those aren’t my assassins amigo! Those are some rebel assassins!” “Why do they say for Palpatine then? Uh…they are saying that to get into restricted areas of the space Olive Garden, real nuisance I’ll have Grand Moff Bibo handle it.”

[@mechengr1731]

Though, hes of course only doing it to keep Vader sharp. Wouldn't want those pesky mental issues to get resolved

[@dylanbuchanan6511]

@@mechengr1731 Reminds me of the Plinkett joke where the emperor’s mind clouding ability wears off and he goes “Hey, wait a minute. Palpatine’s behind it all.” But with being the source of his existential depression, killing all his friends and isolating his BEST friend

[@MightyMageGames]

The Opposite Of An Assassin Is A Dickdickout

[@jayive34]

I mean, Sith masters always try to kill their apprentice to keep them on their toes, and the apprentice HAS to kill the Master to become the Master.

[@lordaragon901]

Never in my fathers life, could he have imagined walking into his sons room, and hearing the voice of Palpatine saying “space Covid restrictions” and then walking out as the official most confused man in the world.

[@knuxuki1013]

Oh my god lol Did he get context later?

[@lordaragon901]

@@knuxuki1013 yeah he asked me about it at dinner at the time and I explained it to him. He did not laugh.

[@magmarman2633]

@@lordaragon901 sounds like an L dad tbh

[@isitsweet9567]

That's not that weird. My parents could have heard "I'm very happy. I have learned a lot- we've killed everyone. I don't understand your importance, I want to go to bed." Does he know what KZbin is like?

[@Knightfall_26]

@@magmarman2633 I guess Dads not only make bad jokes but also don't appreciate the good ones.

[@Itom_Antomy]

I love how it went from “Vader changes is mind” to “palpating ordering Olive Garden”

[@shadowknight_2505]

Space olive garden

[@Yabuturtle]

We now know why Vader killed Palpatine. It was because he didn't get the extra breadsticks he wanted because Palpatine destroyed Space Olive Garden.

[@Scar-Predator]

Or Vader connected 2 and 2 and realized he wouldn't be able to eat the extra breadsticks with his helmet on, and in turn showing what he looks like underneath it to a lot of people.

[@thomasobrien1841]

Ok I guess these special edition changes aren’t as bad we thought.

[@tasmaniandebiru]

1.6K likes and no comments?

[@idun_porra]

@@tasmaniandebiru 1.8K likes and two comments?

[@tasmaniandebiru]

@@idun_porra touché

[@iforgor6673]

1.9k likes and 4 comments?

[@hy7864]

2k likes & 5 replies?

[@dometrikschramm5301]

"Not to put ideas in your head, but" that's literally all he's ever done to poor Anakin.

[@MouldMadeMind]

He reconized his mistakes and has grown as a person.

[@ic0nic707]

@@MouldMadeMind wholesome tyrannical dictator moment

[@Sundaeys]

What an absolute fucking masterpiece.

[@salahaddinwaleed2183]

"I feel death by childbirth makes more sense than losing the will to live" This line doesn't get enough credit, I was wheezing

[@6.28]

not unlike padme

[@themoon-sm5xh]

I can respect Vader for not wanting to threaten his job security, shows his loyalty to the Dark Side. Would rather solve a problem efficiently than possibly endanger not just his own standing, but the stability of his work place as well.

[@ahmedmuawia2447]

"runs in the family" God bless this channel 😂

[@livekazumareaction]

@Viper Hareous I mean not to put ideas in your head but you could just always over throw me or something

[@jaysonwhite7682]

Run the galaxy as son and papa

[@livekazumareaction]

@@jaysonwhite7682 alright full transparency.. *I might've thought of that.*

[@crusader2412]

@@livekazumareaction But honestly I've thought about it and I've got a pretty good thing going on here

[@alex0_graham]

That one was really good

[@judgeboony2695]

"Honestly he's kind of a dick." "Runs in the family." "What?" "I said you're still family."

[@jacobkreifels7690]

Nice save

[@GregoryMcStevens]

That is what it said in the video yes

[@SheonEver]

Top tier joke.

[@dylantoney6971]

@@GregoryMcStevens classic person deciding on critiquing a comment showing that they appreciate the humor in this video. If you simply scroll beyond, you will find this comment will not effect you or your youtube viewing experience.

[@tstewart1963]

LOL I'm dead!

[@amgoose3493]

Everything else has space in the name but Walgreens is just Walgreens it's too powerful

[@Lawrence_Talbot]

I wonder if that means space China created space covid?

[@dylanbuchanan6511]

I could listen to Palpatine say “Yes the one beside the Walgreens” all day long on loop.

[@VenomSkywalker.]

0:55 Vader: "He's a dick" Palpatine: "Runs in the family" Vader: "WHAT!?"

[@DigitalWraith]

"Runs in the family." "What?" "I...said you're still family." Great writing!😆😅🤣😂

[@nemotoad9315]

Palpatine: "H-Hey Vader, come on man. You're my main guy!!!" Masterpiece.

[@JaySeraphon]

Can't help but feel that line is referencing Auralnauts' The Last Lasermaster, and I love that. PALPATINE: Of course, Vader. (saying stiffly) You are my number one guy.

[@royaltinman2226]

I was half expecting the video to end with "He's on to us"

[@Drip_Wooper]

@@royaltinman2226 same, when he got his phone out I was half expecting him to just for that "He knows!" cliche joke, but seeing palpatine actually trying to make reservations and being frustated with covid is even better and more original XD

[@bodaciouschad]

I love that it wasn't "Space Wallgreens", implying that in the galaxy far far away that ordinary, planetary Wallgreens are noteworthy enough for Gimbo to know *exactly* which Wallgreens Palpatine was referring to.

[@zen4ever3]

I’m reporting you for blowing my mind.

[@gaysarahk]

Well obviously. It's the Walgreens that's next to the Space Olive Garden.

[@realafrogjl]

...

[@brightonic]

@@gaysarahk that’s what i was thinking

[@x-rayofmyhand8875]

I find it adorable how Vader's first thought of Spacs Olive Garden is "Extra Breadsticks"

[@gaysarahk]

The breadsticks are *really* good. In fact, they're out of this world!

[@ToxicNoxic]

@@gaysarahk take my like and leave

[@NameName2.0]

Extra breadsticks.. extra soup. If one of these aren't your first olive garden, or space olive garden thoughts.. idk what to say

[@bigdog3628]

My dad left me at the store once. He tried to make it up to me by taking me to a movie on a school night. My reply? Extra Large everything with extra butter on the popcorn. And no sharing.

[@captainvanghn]

@@gaysarahk leave get out of here leave you are too good get out

[@Unfeatured]

As someone who worked at Olive Garden as a host during the pandemic, this is completely accurate.

[@PFEANYCS]

How many breadsticks did you get to eat?

[@Unfeatured]

@@PFEANYCS as many as I want

[@Arelenedhel]

@@Unfeatured living the dream

[@luxinvictus9018]

Fun fact: until the end of Ep Vi, Luke never managed to reach the same level of skill that Anakin had. In fact, even Vader was never able to reach the level of skill he had when he was Anakin. He was a shadow of his former self. The Emperor felt like he had been robbed of what might have been an extremely strong disciple, and thought he could train Luke to reach that level over time. However, it is also said that, had Anakin never become Vader, his ability would have eventually eclipsed even Palpatine and he would have probably defeated him quite easily. In fact, there was one theory that the Emperor I intentionally have him a rimitive body suit instead of fixing him with prosthetics and such, because that may have made him too strong to control. However, by his old age Luke had become one of the most powerful Jedi alive, because he had attained true balance. Just some fun lore for you

[@collinalbrecht2174]

Well, when Luke reached old age he was one of the only Jedi alive so that'snot that impressive. Unless, you meant one of the most powerful Jedi EVER then yeah that's impressive.

[@xoeleox2079]

@@collinalbrecht2174 In the Legends canon Luke goes on to found a new Jedi Order and trains a *lot* more Jedi who actually exist and do things in the galaxy. He's the most powerful Jedi to them the way Yoda was to the Republic era Jedi. And his nephew (Jacen Solo) also got trained to be a Jedi and also turned to the Dark Side (Darth Caedus) but with, like, real motivations and an actual character arc, so the new canon really is just a worse version of what we had before in some ways.

[@joemama-qy4fb]

That's odd. I recall reading that Vader eventually surpassed Anakin. And I'm sure that applies to both Legends and Canon.

[@mangosteak]

@@joemama-qy4fb that should be disnsy canon palpatine for some reason wants to continue the rule of 2 in the new canon

[@joemama-qy4fb]

@@mangosteak Wookiepedia claims that Legends Vader became a stronger force user and better lightsaber duelist than Anakin. Based on Legends reference book Star Wars: Jedi Battles.

[@mathieucomte6006]

Vader: “It’s best if I just ..kill him.” Sidious: “Good. WHAT!!?” Sidious’s reaction was so priceless 🤣

[@raven4k998]

space covid restrictions🤣

[@DiamondKingStudios]

"Seems like you want him here more than me!" _It seems Vader has remembered the Rule of Two, and now feels his life may be at risk._

[@Somewhat-Evil]

That or how Paps did Ol' Count Dooku dirty. 😔

[@DiamondKingStudios]

Luke: "but he's my father!" Palpatine: "DO IT!" [Lightsaber slice sounds]

[@hoskinsfilms6227]

"Hey, you remember that Olive Garden off 82 on Sector-9? Yes, the one next to Walgreens... Gonna need you to blow that one up." --- Emperor Palpatine This is now considered canon.

[@Amsel_616]

"Canon until futher notice."

[@dustingaethje1332]

You forgot the evil laugh at the end

[@MovieFan1912]

I dedicate this rewatch to James Earl Jones. He brought life to this character like no one else could, and he will always be Darth Vader. Rest in Peace (1931-2024)

[@lemao2222]

I... can I say I'm touched that Sidious wasn't BSing Vader and actually tried to make reservations for Space Olive Garden? Such a swell guy.

[@jerry3790]

Here’s my theory. The emperor isn’t really a Sith Lord. He’s just a guy who knows the script and after accidentally killing the real Sith Lord, took his place to make sure things unfolded correctly.

[@desadograisedrobot515]

He read the script for the 9th movie and thought "By The Force why do I have to actually die like this!"

[@alex_ho]

I mean this is partially true since the whole "Clone War" thing and corrupting the Chosen One was actually originally all part of Plagueis' plan. Palpatine just killed him and took his place is all.

[@wildfire9280]

@@alex_ho This is the greatest “whoops didn’t mean to” of all time.

[@jihunyang3198]

666 likes lol

[@Anonymous-hx3pu]

@@wildfire9280 oh no, he definitely meant to

[@archsteel7]

This one went on for so much longer than it should have... And it was glorious.

[@ZonagonsBlackKnight]

"Runs in the Family." "What?" "I said, you're still Family!" Nice save Palpy.

[@KIRB881]

Lmao

[@raven4k998]

you wouldn't be thinking about upgrading to the next vader model🤣🤣🤣

[@trezor-yt3047]

I love this comment it always makes me crack up

[@Marvelfanatic3658]

​@@KIRB881 ok

[@aidanfraga3987]

I love how Palpatine was really concerned that his champion is gonna kill his own son, thinking that's really messed up.

[@Large_cheddar12]

It’s because he wanted to replace him with Luke. It’s not because he thinks it’s fucked up

[@Alex-bs1iu]

@@Large_cheddar12he does think it’s fucked up. Palpatine cares about people.

[@Mr.TimeMachine]

"But then I realized he's more or less responsible for Padme's death" Funny coming from the guy who tried to break her neck with space magic like an hour before she went into labour

[@TheSpaceCommunist]

“Space COVID”? Oh god, Palpatine didn’t try to use the Star Forge, did he?

[@JaySeraphon]

No, it was those dirty Ewoks eating Gorax soup. I mean, WHO EATS GORAX!?

[@FlameQwert]

That would be kinda interesting to programme the star forge to make a virus as a weapon instead of just Big Spaceships

[@stevenandersen6989]

The fact that the last brand is just "walgreens", and completely breaks up the naming conventions make it completely hilarious

[@double1777]

Palpatine: “Hey I’d never-“ Vader having literally killed Palpatine’s previous betrayed apprentice himself: 😐

[@DominicSantini]

2:15 about the funniest frame of any KZbin video in existence

[@JRMAV1]

Ah yes, blaming a child for the death of a mother, how very Tywin of him. Vader never found out, and assumed he killed her.

[@alexrexaros9837]

"You had a plan for me and Luke?" "Well it wasn't like I planned everything over the entirety of your life, Vader. So you know, killing him might have not been a good idea. I'm sure he would have loved my grandchildren."

[@Lemuel928]

That great grandkid was adopted by Kenobis..

[@IrvingIV]

Now I'm imagining Luke being Casually introduced to Rey over brunch or something and they just start complaining about desert stuff while Vader gives them old-timer pointers on how to deal with sand getting in their clothes.

[@zen4ever3]

@@IrvingIV that’s the only version of the sequels that I can accept.

[@IrvingIV]

@@zen4ever3 This is half of why Fanfiction exists.

[@zen4ever3]

@@IrvingIV what is fanfiction?

[@Total_DuDe]

Throughout all my LIFE. NEVER would I EVER think I think that I needed to hear Palpatine try to make a reservation at Olive Garden.

[@NoName-hg6cc]

Well, I thought I'd never see him sing about order 66....

[@shadowknight_2505]

Space olive garden you mean. It's a big diffrence

[@Sumschmuck]

I love how defeated Palpatine sounds when he's calling Olive Garden

[@dwainfrett5385]

3:26 When I was in Orlando there was an Olive Garden across the road from Walgreens. My mind went straight to that

[@jmar1973]

Man,this is me after finding out that the legendary James Earl Jones has died. Rest In Peace, and thank you.😿

[@superstarultra28]

I love how the pitch of Palpatine's voice went up when he said "You're my main guy."

[@ComicalRealm]

One of the greatest masterpieces in 21st century pop culture history

[@mhelm0225]

Alternate title: "Vader thought about what happened with Starkiller and doesn't want to repeat that."

[@JJK10293]

I love Sidious hinting towards Vader overthrowing him as that's a canonical thing that Sith masters and disciples do for the disciple to become a Sith Master. He's concerned for Vader's well being in an in universe realistically and humorously way.

[@echoexe6253]

Palpatine was so shocked at Vader choosing to kill Luke instead of trying to turn him to the Dark Side that he literally tried to suggest his own death so Vader could rule the galaxy with Luke at his side.

[@tcoi187]

0:20 I love the sudden movement of the chair

[@w1ndgeneral226]

"Goo-WAIT WHAT NOW?!"

[@masongaming58]

“WAT”

[@shartwarrior]

I really love how natural the dialogue is in this video

[@nam6128]

1:30 ik its been the same still shot of vader this whole time but i really like how his disappointment is conveyed by him flashing on screen and not having anything to say 😂

[@S3metalsymphony]

Ikr? I love how Palpatine tries to explain but Vader isn't buying it XD

[@gonzabruh3183]

Palpatine instantly turning around and screaming W H A T absolutely killed me.

[@dr.coomerclone146]

1:42 “-space Olive Garden…” “BECAUSE WHEN YOU’RE HERE YOUR FAMI-“ *Vader killing him*

[@Rad-Dude63andathird]

I love how Vader is okay with the idea of space magic, but "losing the will to live" being a cause of death is too much for him. 😆

[@VimyGlide]

the best part is that instead of just lifting the space covid restrictions because he's, you know, the fucking emperor, he blows the place up

[@PhantomJavelin]

"You wouldn't be considering upgrading to the next Skywalker model, would you?" "I mean, c'mon, man, who wouldn't?" "What?" "Like, yeah, you lead the 501st Battalion and killed a ton of Jedi, but I think you and I know that Mustafar was a bit of a career-ending injury for you." "Wha- you can't do that." "I'm the Emperor, bitch. I do what I want." "I'm still the greatest Sith warrior of our time!" "You can't even do Force Lightning! What kind of Sith can't do Force Lightning?" "THE KIND THAT HAS TOO MANY CYBERNETICS" "LIKE I SAID. CAREER. ENDING. INJURY."

[@brbupdatingtheautopsyrepor8955]

the fact that palpating specifically engineered his suit with terrible cybernetics to weaken Vader and had he had good ones he could’ve used force lightning makes this even better

[@anarchomando7707]

@@brbupdatingtheautopsyrepor8955 it could just be as likely that Vader self-hatred prevents him from upgrading

[@rmglover3191]

The current one IS kind of a junker..

[@brbupdatingtheautopsyrepor8955]

@@anarchomando7707 Both are true, actually. Palpatine gave him a shit suit so he'd be weakened, but there was one opportunity he had to upgrade his suit and he didn't take it bc the procedure was very risky and he could die and also bc his bad suit left him in constant pain which strengthened his connection to the dark side

[@anarchomando7707]

@@brbupdatingtheautopsyrepor8955 would it really be a impossibility that Sidious Had to be make(or assemble a suit in a time sensitive situation. You can't exactly blame him for making a suit with poor parts Vader deciding not to upgrade it months and years later Was not exactly Sidious fault was it.

[@procow2274]

Upgrading to the next model is literally the sith mandate

[@Dtitilator]

The emperor should've gone space Karen on the employee and asked for the space olive garden manager.

[@harrydrone427]

“Runs in the family” When you realize that Palps is Technically Anakins father. Congratulations you played your self.

[@CalebHowlett]

Agreed

[@VincShampson]

he's what

[@CalebHowlett]

@@VincShampson Anakin's father

[@VincShampson]

@@CalebHowlett since when

[@CalebHowlett]

@@VincShampson always because he forced the force to get Anakin mother to get pregnant hence why Anakin Skywalker exists

[@doremi4531]

Even in Space, Olive Garden service never works

[@theottomanunion8862]

This is genuinely perfect the voice acting the photos the dialogue its all amazing

[@noahjahnsen7841]

1:45 Me when When the Doctor asks me how i have such high cholesterol.

[@walugusgrudenburg3068]

I love the implication that Olive Garden has an entirely different Space version but Walgreens is the same out in space.

[@gachahell6897]

And so this leads into Palpatine desperately trying to get Vader to re-connect with Luke and Leia

[@grimshock6983]

That chair turn followed with “What?” was hilarious

[@TheGreatGario]

this would've been a classic had this ended at the two minute mark it's now legendary because of the additional content

[@Schmack2]

I love how there's "space olive garden" and "space covid," but walgreens is just "walgreens."

[@broannoying8765]

Solid JJ is officially my favourite channel of 2022.

[@allanizas53]

-"He is kind of a dick" -"Runs in the family" -"what?" -"I said, you are still family" Genius jajaja

[@jaudiego]

3:34 let's be honest, we all would've done the same

[@ihateroads7926]

1:02 this actually kind of makes sense given how the rule of 2 is supposed to work

[@taputechnic]

The Robot Chicken version of Palpy is now the standard.

[@eagle_and_the_dragon]

That Vader voice is about the odd voice crack-away from being a Hardy Bane.

[@HandyAlacrity]

Didn't think you would do Star Wars. I'm looking forward to see more of your Star Wars videos, especially Clone Wars videos.

[@ProcyonLotorGaming]

2003 clone wars would work perfectly on this channel

[@dylanbuchanan6511]

@@ProcyonLotorGaming Anakin: “I expected to be taller, Grevious.” Grevious: “And I expected one armed guys to have better biceps. Scrawny little weakling…no wonder Dooku destroyed you.” Anakin: “….well that was just rude.” Grevious: “Your boss choked me while I live in a robot suit. I’m sure I could have sued you for hurting the physically handicapped but I’m a forgiving guy.”

[@Yapperalla]

I definitely remember this happening

[@trattoretrattore8228]

"runs in the family" Beautiful line.

[@mastervorn3220]

it’s so lore accurate that palpatine was actually scared of vader

[@ChaoticHoly]

I just love how Emperor Palpatine is the moralist in these conversations...until he's suddenly caught in his lies.

[@roger632]

Palpatine: "Hey hey, how about we talk this over some space olive garden; my treat, how's that sound eh!?" Vader: *Silence *breaths "Extra bread sticks." Palpatine: "Extra bread sticks, anything for my amigo!"

[@AustinThinker79]

There’s something incredibly hilarious about Palpatine saying, “Walgreens”!

[@Inferno65]

1:38 *Vader:* Are you kidding? You've already done that to two of your apprentices just while I've been alive. And you even tried to do it to me in "Force Unleashed", remember? *Palpatine:* Oh come on. That's just- *Vader:* Come to think of it, if he HAD accepted, I'd be dead right now. I think it's probably a better move if I just kill you. *Palpatine:* NO WAIT!

[@davidgn40]

"C'mon Vader, you KNOW Force Unleased isn't canon!"

[@Inferno65]

@@davidgn40 Disney saying it's not canon doesn't count for shit.

[@davidgn40]

@@Inferno65 Kinda does, seeing as they control what's canon now. Plus a lot of the events in TFU are kinda stupid (like the Rebel Alliance being based off of Starkiller lol).

[@Inferno65]

@@davidgn40 No. They're not stupid. They're awesome. It's well-written, thought-out and shows mountains of character development. Furthermore, everything in Force Unleashed holds up with the original continuity and overall was just a work of art. And you really shouldn't just blindly listen to the leading shareholders just because they say something is a certain way. A lot of times, they don't do so in actual consideration of the lore. They do it to serve some stupid or selfish end to themselves. Nintendo's done that A LOT. And I'm not gonna accept that "CR Pachinko Akumajō Dracula" is canon and "Castlevania Legends" isn't just because Konami says so.

[@davidgn40]

@@Inferno65 as fun as The Force Unleashed is, it's undeniably a power fantasy for players to take on some of the most powerful Star Wars characters. I personally wouldn't want Galen to be canon to the main series unless his power and/or overall relevance was toned down a bit. I'm not "blindly listening" to anyone about the Star Wars lore. Disney controls Star Wars and thus controls what is canon, that's that. It's no one's business whether you have a headcanon or whether you still consider all of the Legends content to be canon, but Disney ultimately controls what's done with the Star Wars story.

[@crazylasagna3576]

I’m running out of room on my favorites playlist, your videos keep filling them up

[@mastadonking3816]

Lord Taxman, head of Accounting: And you decided to waste billions of taxpayer credits to blow up a single Space Olive Garden? Palpatine: ....yes?