Solving problems with Cheese Rolling in GTA 5!

[@Sir_Gwan]

I refuse to believe anybody could drink Lewis "plays CIV competently for hours on end while also drunkenly raving about crabs and clams" Bridley under the table

[@fantasticzero8965]

Brewis jinley is the greatest drinker

[@DistinctionDave]

You're joking?! Lewis can't handle more than a few drinks; there's nothing of him! He's sat there and drank five gins and then been sick in a Five Guys' toilet! I know people who drink five gins for breakfast! I mean, those people obviously have a massive drinking problem. But still.

[@Rufio20008]

I believe you're confusing his ability to drink with his alcohol tolerance. His tolerance is basically non-existent, but he just goes crazy while he's drunk.

[@amaarhaque820]

brewis ginley is a special kind of genius

[@Dr.Alfred]

Osie can because Osie is best

[@arcticwolfy]

I loved that lad's banter at the start. The part that really got me was the transition from "bus wanker" to "responsible, responsible"

[@gamingandstuff.1269]

I just love Lewis taking any oppportunity he can to say 'van Gogh'

[@thephoenixsystem6765]

A very proud watcher of QI :)

[@parkersmith8711]

I love how GTA just turns into a podcast of the Yogs hanging out

[@xXSirKRXx]

Its why Ive listen to TTT so many year, jsut funny bs banter between friends

[@taker_chan]

Was just thinking the same thing - podcast with the Yogs and there happens to be GTA gameplay to go with it :)

[@housewilma4904]

though i do miss the trolling parts like peds little moment hear the rage brought people back into the moment to make you want to WATCH the video instead of you know just listen to it in the backround though its good either way.

[@Telgar_]

One could say it turns into a Yogs ... Cast!

[@Uatarreu]

That's the exact reason why I love watching it!

[@nazamroth8427]

02:25 Can we just appreciate that smooth double-loop overtake?

[@vineveer4358]

That was so well done it practically breaks the yogscast guarantee.

[@thewingedporpoise]

it was smooth like butter (also I feel like KZbin comment god would smite me if I didn't go like "69th like!!! nice!!!")

[@Muongoing.97c]

@@vineveer4358him going off right after is the epitome of the yogscast guarantee

[@panner11]

this must be the first clean close racing overtake in yogscast history

[@stuartrockin]

Ben has mentioned airbud for the last 4 GTA videos. Is he okay?

[@Direk091]

His boy has probably been watching them all

[@asht7815]

they might have filmed them all in one session but osie had to leave early. For us its a week previous for them its the same morning

[@HeinerGunnar]

@@asht7815 you can see at the beginning of the vid that it's a new playlist, which is usually an indication of a new recording session Though the might have done two playlists on the same day

[@kbsheldon]

He has kids

[@kbsheldon]

...so no...

[@salamanda550]

The dichotomy of the medieval duelling sport story being *exactly* the dichotomy of the Dark Souls series cracked me up. I would also totally get down with just watching that

[@ImminDragon]

I mean, that was the dichotomy in real medieval combat too. You had people in armor being charged at by literally naked Scotsmen with nothing but a shield and sword/axe/whatever. The Viking berserkers were also known to sometimes wear minimal armor, instead getting high as heck, leading to them being in a frenzied state where they basically went nuts in combat (and didn't feel the pain as much). You also see it with some of the African tribes' traditional gear; a shield as tall as they are, a long spear, and some good sandals. It's a trade off between being tanky or being nimble. The one thing you see a lot, though, is that the unarmored types relied heavily on shields. If you're going to go with minimal protection, at least make it something you can put in the way of the attacks.

[@evilemuempire9550]

True, though I feel like one hit and you’ll be done

[@Xenomorthian]

@@ImminDragon Dark Souls is an accurate representation of pre-gunpowder combat noted

[@gurigura4457]

@@ImminDragon Can you cite your sources on that? Berserkers are pretty much a myth, and "africans" generally didn't wear armour because they lacked the metallurgy to produce it in large quantities, and needed to be able to run long distances. Armour would encumber you in that case. I've never heard about the Scots thing, except in Braveheart, but that's as ahistorical as you can get for a film.

[@ImminDragon]

@@gurigura4457 The existence of *someones* who were called berserkers isn't disproven at all, and the symptoms observed back then match the plant known as Stinking Nightshade. Your explanation about the tribal gear is absolutely correct about why they went for nimble over tanky; it was the better choice given the materials available. And I know there are records from different times about the Celtic warriors. The name Polybious Histories comes to mind. I'll double check that.

[@sebcw1204]

a fair number of gladiators were in it for the money and glory. gladiators rarely killed, and they ate diets that made them fat so that shallow cuts would bleed a lot and give a good show without actually hampering the fighters much.

[@SyntheticSpy]

So basically WWE

[@sebcw1204]

@@SyntheticSpy yes, exactly. with only a slightly higher mortality rate.

[@evilemuempire9550]

It’s probably also worth mentioning that other stuff went on in the colosseums too, notably public executions

[@foreng3095]

@@SyntheticSpy Oh! Here comes Janus Cennus! A Gladius Adjustment! By Jupiter, he's broken him in half!

[@deadersurvival4716]

@@sebcw1204 Someone hasn't heard of Nia Jax, Goldberg, or Brock Lesnar.

[@daaaaaaanny]

I zoned out for a bit and when they started naming Dutch footballers I thought I was having a stroke

[@weebjeez]

Oh god, I could imagine that being scary for a couple seconds before you realized Lewis was just doing what Lewis often does: ramble about things he only has a passing familiarity with, so he just says terms without context. Like, always knowledge. Rarely actionable knowledge. And I respect that.

[@magicrectangleEnt]

Every time, without fail, that the Yogs start off with “eh, sports, eh? Sportball kicking and all that!” within five minutes half of them are passionately listing off football players lol

[@swift0sword679]

Doesn't matter how much you love or hate the sport, grow up in England and you will know the names of at least a dozen players.

[@bryanahearn1218]

Lewis accidentally describing pentathalon is kind of hilarious

[@tilljosh]

He said more elaborate shooting I thought they literally do shooting and skiing

[@deadersurvival4716]

@@tilljosh shooting and skiing would be biathlon. Modern pentathlon is Shooting, Swimming, fencing, equestrian (horse riding), and cross country running.

[@CopperClappers]

09:37 Can we appreciate how Lewis's car laughs with him?

[@weebly_]

Ben really likes the idea of being "air budded"

[@JJDPerry]

Don't underestimate the power of Cheese Rolling

[@Shyl1ght]

Cheese rolling is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural.

[@mrsneeze903]

The fact you have the scream mask as a pfp, makes me feel like I'm going to get a phone call at the dead of night to be told to look out my patio window at the hill in a creepy voice and just see wheels of cheese barreling down the hill.... I would have also thought an elaborate saw trap involving a hill and cheese wheels with jigsaw as a pfp....

[@m1rrorshades]

Petr Cech, former Chelsea goalkeeper, now plays goalie for a minor league ice hockey team in Guilford. The best description I heard was that he has finished the main story and is now completing side quests.

[@HeinerGunnar]

Wasn't he the guy that broke his skull in football? Ice hockey goalie would be the last thing I expected him to do. Those pucks are fucking powerful

[@if7723]

@@HeinerGunnar At least you get some padding.

[@Tachii31]

I love the idea of the Yogs at the olympics. Just an ordinary lad to provide context on how good even last place olympians are.

[@NoNaame04]

“We should definitely get prince Andrew involved. Give him a comeback tour” - Zylus 2023

[@danhaggerty847]

God damn I'm in pain after that starting lads chat, don't hold in laughs people, it hurts!

[@herbie3oh3]

Zylus “I wanna see a bunch of dudes”. Is a perfect Grindr description lol.

[@Meraidd]

Enjoyed the longer episode! The range of topics were quite enlightening 😄

[@Srfingfreak]

I've been watching these videos for about a decade and I still don't understand why I love them. Also, it's really funny that Lewis has RTX and the highest frame rate.

[@Jamwamee]

ravs saying rob mcelhenney founded wrexham afc has actually ruined my evening

[@chloesingleton6575]

Thanks, sons crying

[@matthewharold5897]

Hey, don't look down on the juggling one, it's good fun. We used to do it at me old circus school, one guy would just walk menacingly towards you to try and freak you out so you'd drop the clubs. It's great.

[@fishpop]

1:15 Ben saying "Bus Wanker" gave me the giggles. First time i heard that was Henry insulting his passengers as they had to take Bertie on a rainy day. Looked up the term and of course it's from The Inbetweeners.

[@Kowzorz]

This is a quality GTA episode

[@Kristoby]

When they mentioned naming Dutch Footballers my mind went straight to the GOAT, Jizz Hornkamp!

[@holly.wobble3924]

the 'lads' bit almost got too real with that volleyball chat

[@TheRealDawny]

I also can't believe United United didn't make that goal 😫

[@BucketOfFail]

I can't believe they forgot to mention the time honored sport of stuffing ferrets down your trousers in England.

[@cakeside]

Best episode in a long time. I laughed so hard I cried.

[@Techstriker1]

I like the Sling conversation, I'm glad more people understand how crazy dangerous sling are.

[@slyngn7847]

It's almost as if they were used as weapons.

[@Techstriker1]

@@slyngn7847 Exactly, but in the 90s people just treated slings as a joke that "only threw rocks".

[@slyngn7847]

@@Techstriker1 You ever got hit by a rock? It more deadly than people think. Slinging stones is more powerful than throwing. Not to mention, in history, they didn't just sling rocks and stones, they sometimes would use small lead ammunitions if they had any. Literally slinging bullets at the enemy. But I guess if you compare a simple piece of string and stone to something like a gun, how could you not see a sling being less of a threat?

[@Techstriker1]

@@slyngn7847 Oh I know, they are incredibly dangerous and effective. But until more recent decades no one paid attention to that.

[@THarSul]

on the topic of weird local sports, there's a "sport" in the american state of colorado called, "pack burro racing," where the objective is to lead a stubborn donkey up and down a mountain as quickly as possible, hearkening back to the state's prospecting and mining roots. legend has it that the sport's origin was when a pair of miners, who had found gold in the same location, raced each other back to the claims office to lay a claim on the land, so the other couldn't mine it.

[@MusicalMethuselah]

This was incredible banter lads 😂

[@NomadSoul76]

Duncan: "these winkies can't get through the river" Yeah, they don't perform well in the cold water.

[@mopybrown]

Guys, did you know there is a rugby team at the bottom of the cheese hill. They are there to tackle people from running off the end of the field. There must be a compilation of people getting to the bottom before getting nailed by a full back.

[@phantomfire5013]

I'd say diving for olympic sport.

[@BigSadClownBoi]

Sorry Zylus, as a Hispanic, I will never forgive Arjen Robben

[@fishpop]

That Fierljeppen thing is basically the Pole Vault but over a river.

[@HeinerGunnar]

In regards to the conversation about sports players transferring sports: The longest golf putt ever recorded was nailed by Michael Phelps. Yes, *the* 23 time Olympic gold medalist Michael Phelps

[@frankiecedeno3724]

The crazy ducks! Yeah that dodgeball team!

[@enragedshark2480]

18:00 this just reminds me of that meme of medieval combat video where the guy who kicks the guy in the face.

[@wesleyewert1023]

I was not expecting "David ran meta against Goliath"

[@QuazzyCore]

To be fair to Duncan he could definitely beat Elon Musk at a lot of things, running a business included lmao 😂

[@simonsonlyfan8600]

I dunno, Duncan's Park didn't do well on the first run

[@PanSpaceman]

@@simonsonlyfan8600 to be fair neither did Jurassic Park

[@moona43000]

Finally the Yogs realise how good the jet cannons are… only took them ten years

[@bmxdude1337]

That's the guarantee

[@ipadking6108]

12:30 Duncan: “what’s this?”(in a jet pack) 10 seconds later: ROCKET TO THE FACE!

[@MagicCardboardBox]

Fun fact, gladiators didn't kill each other, it was like WWE choreographed fighting for entertainment, gladiators were basically sports celebrities. They did kill the lions tho. And slave / prisoner matches did happen, but they were kinda rare, mostly with the lions doing the work, and not particularly popular, it was a cruel and unusual punishment, if they were gonna kill someone they'd just execute them.

[@saoirsedeltufo7436]

Did LewLew suggest Bruce Grobbelaar? The former Zimbabwean goalkeeper?

[@a_e_hilton]

I love how much they miss Osie

[@IndelacioLetsPlay]

new yogs channel coming in 2023 lewis's hot sweaty lads. merch soon LUL

[@joelhicks5468]

GTA videos are just great

[@SgtBurned]

Hearing the "Lads" talk man stuff reminded me of the I.T. Crowd scene where Moss attempts to learn Football to talk with someone... Lads lads lads! laughed my ass off

[@thewingedporpoise]

I mean they literally said "did you see that ludicrous display last night"

[@jackb.2245]

I miss that show

[@finleyjennings6051]

@@thewingedporpoise when they said that I thought for sure that someone would do the arsenal bit

[@KittyCatMeowMeowTime]

Competition shooting involves simultaneously shooting in very quick succession, moving, and having pin point accuracy. The average person would be able to adequately train for a marathon before they achieved enough skill to effectively compete in competition shooting.

[@simmerke1111]

Funny how they know Dutch football players and no Belgian ones. There's some top players who've been playing in the UK for multiple years from Belgium. Lukaku, De Bruyne, Hazard, Kompany, Castagne, Courtois, Tielemans, Dendoncker... I don't watch any football but have heard all these names and know they played in the Premier League.

[@RabidBlackwatch]

That was a fantastic first five minutes.

[@G1V1D1]

My pride as a Belgian is fighting with my apathy towards football in this video. I'll just say Hazard and Kompany.

[@arry2000]

They need 3.. let's add Kevin De Bruyne. I heard he was pretty good

[@propaneriver]

They should redo that last race with them all taking the old jeeps, would be fun.

[@mastnes1]

I too talk about other co-workers I like with other co-workers I like.

[@nicksteele9436]

Best bizzare sport from Britain: dwile flonking. 2 teams take turns to dance around while avoiding a beer soaked cloth thrown by the other team.

[@Thromash]

Yogscast Olympic Wrestling Team.

[@iylila]

My brain went to American football and the idea of seeing 80 year old men versus a kpop team made me laugh way more than it should have.

[@user-vj3rg2jo9b]

Good cast today, just missing Rythian

[@AJTrain]

Let's not forget the Atherstone ball game as one of the greatest sporting events in our history

[@Engineer_Who]

Funnily enough, the "naked man with a stick" strategy is pretty similar to the story of Melankomas of Caria, a (possibly mythical) competitor in the ancient Greek Olympics. Back then, all boxing was bareknuckle and really simple: Punch your opponent until you knock them out cold or until they give up. No timer, no rounds, no rest. The subject of our tale would just dance around his opponent, dodging all punches and not making any offensive moves. Either his opponents would get frustrated at missing him constantly and forfeit, or they would swing until they just couldn't stand upright anymore. Melankomas supposedly won the Boxing event in AD 45 or 49 using this strategy, not scoring any knockouts nor throwing any punches.

[@williamweygandt1623]

This Whole heartedly reminds me of the story of an Italian Mob Either Long Island Or New York Who ran a Pizza Restaurant as a front, Said Pizza Restaurant was so popular and made so much money that the Mob Family gave up crime to Run The Pizza Restaurant Full Time.

[@kdg8076]

Does anyone know if a video exists of the guy with the stick vs guys in armor? 18:20

[@liamfinlay2039]

"Machine gun is kinda scary, hard to aim though" when talking about the explosive cannon...my only thought was to all the times a GTAO griefer dominated me lol

[@nathan22211]

one problem with the kpop idea is that you'd lose them when they turn 20 (on SK's calendar, not ours) as they're required to join the military

[@cameronwilsey9334]

There are so many that they're basically interchangeable anyways though

[@jaimy_games]

Okay, to add to Zylus strange explanation of fierljeppen. Fierljeppen is basically pole vaulting over a river with a gigantic pole. It is so large that you hold the pole somewhere in the middle, instead of the far end (like with normal pole vaulting). During your swing to the other side, you need to climb the pole to the top (very fast). If you make it in time (and maintained balance and everything) you will be able to reach the other side of the river. Any misdirection in swing, losing balance or too slow climbing, results in you falling short of the distance to reach the other side. The increase in level is done with extending the pole in length in which case it is measured in meters how much further from the river you land. The real champions often jump from the top of those poles at the right angle to gain even more meters.

[@Jokie155]

Ped catching Ben with that rocket at the last second was incredible.

[@toonanigans]

I would love to see Yogscast FC in the low leagues of England

[@roowco1]

fun fact, magnus carlesen tried out poker and did really well against some professionals.

[@faat1ydut]

he's also consistently one of the highest scoring Fantasy Football players

[@alias-by4nn]

Scopes aren't allowed in olympic shooting competitions. The sights are diopter sights that can look like a scope, but there are no optics in them.

[@habretho]

ya ya The Crazy Ducks, the dodgeball film!

[@Relyx]

As someone who hasn't really followed football for almost 10 years, here are some Dutch footballers off the top of my head: Johan Cruyff Ruud van Nistelrooy Robin van Persie Edwin van der Sar Arjen Robben Nigel de Jong Wesley Sneijder Edgar Davids Dirk Kuyt Dennis Bergkamp Frank de Boer Clarence Seedorf Marco van Basten Maikel Kieftenbeld (fairly average player, he just played for the Blues so I remember him) Mario Melchiot (see Maikel Kieftenbeld)

[@johnlandon8741]

time for the lads!!!!!

[@GHOSTHUNTER159]

7:25 funniest part 😂

[@mikepictor]

I live IN the Netherlands, and I can't name a single football player. I only got here in September though

[@Midnight9000]

i know this a old video but that sweaty loser line was incredible. i spit my water all over my desk.. rofl

[@Bagster321]

Lot of players have switched from rugby league to rugby union and vice versa. Also one Will Still was a football manager player and now actually manages Reims in France

[@FleksAndru]

Duncan rocking that Lazlow look.

[@p4rtyf4v0r]

And in Iceland, their paper companies play Flonkerton

[@argentandroid5732]

I think there was a guy in Australia that created a fake Football team. It started out as a joke on social media that he was going to become a professional footballer. He posted his workouts and meals, but he was sent a cease and desist because he was wearing a jersey in his photos. So he made a fake team, and wound up creating a merch line.

[@RubelliteFae]

Naked dude, metal armour, leather armour is one of the rock, paper, scissor of combat I think

[@captainmorgaz4902]

I like how it went from dude bro talk to cheese in one video without ose girl knows how to leave an impression

[@weebjeez]

I was about to throw hands at Ben for saying Competitive Juggling was lame... But then I remembered the only reason I don't find it lame is because I, myself, am lame. Well, you know what they say... "It's hip to be square!!"

[@rcrawford42]

In the British Museum they have a golden crown of laurels, with the leaves and branches made of solid gold.

[@LizBrager]

I know they joked about a builder trying to play minecraft, but one of the best minecraft builders I watch on youtube used to be a general contractor XD

[@PresumablyTunes]

I would absolutely do skeleton, would be so sick. might die, but at least i tried it.

[@adamfox264]

I'd love to watch a game of football between the Yogscast. I imagine the skill level would be so shit it would be hilarious.

[@alistairwall5470]

My favourite Dutch player is Jan Vennegoor of Hesselink His shirt was always amazing.

[@CyFiWasTaken]

I really want to know more about stick guy, does anyone know the specific tournament or sport?

[@baalrog887]

If you want to talk mental games, you guys should look up the Atherstone Ball Game. Basically the whole town is the pitch, one bloke has the ball, everyone has to fight that bloke to get the ball. The only rules are like: no weapons, no eye gouging, you can only fight the bloke with the ball

[@rott921]

I miss Bouphe and Osie (and boba)...

[@ptr9006]

21:34 as a frisian i feel seen, thank you zylus

[@Zedja]

How could Zylus not name Ruud Gullit? He was the first one that came to my mind.

[@terrybrown5190]

The Prince Andrew Joke Got Me going

[@kbsheldon]

I hope somebody is writing this fictional Yogs football team into a script right now.

[@dahgman3225]

A guy took an axe to the head in a real armoured fight, and he still does it 😱

[@Duckeasily]

I love that Slingshot Channel shoutout

[@Spiker985Studios]

I've been watching for 7 minutes, and all the boys have talked about is defrauding the UK Football League - I'm here for it, don't get me wrong, but *man* it's felt longer than 7 minutes lol