Some of the Best of Walter | JEFF DUNHAM

[@zevongrie1402]

I saw Jeff at a casino several years back. He was working on new material. We got to have an hour of Walter. We were laughing so hard we were crying. Walter is by far my favorite of his characters.

[@FEEAR1000]

Walter is def the best one hands down

[@joemag6032]

Walter reminds me of the older Jessie Lee (a.k.a. Jessie White) as he appeared in the movie "Matinee". In Mr. Lee's younger years he appeared as the prone-to-mild-violence funny-farm orderly "Mr. Wilson" in the 1950 movie "Harvey", with Jimmy Stewart. He also played the part of the Maytag Repair Man in commercials.

[@ronaldpershing8633]

looks like binden run with it jeff

[@tomreedyjr3631]

Walter is Jeff's best...

[@eirik123100]

😊

[@hanawatanuki2148]

Regarding the last joke, I loved seeing all the husbands in the audience turning to their wives just to be sure they can laugh at that joke without being murdered lmao

[@gregmark4282]

Hello

[@MaxUnruh-kz5yo]

@@gregmark4282hi

[@noahbueno2168]

0:50 “Welcome to Walmart. Get you sh** and get out! Have a nice day” 😆😂🤣

[@sarahwatkins4520]

Haha it's so funny because you can picture it in your head 😂😂

[@nenblom]

I spent 31 years working in retail and believe me, there were a few times when I wanted to say just that! 😂😂

[@jacobrobinson4444]

Yes this would be the best greeting

[@leokimvideo]

Walter is such a strong character and so close to the bone ot so many real people in life I think he needs his own film. I even have a title. Walters World

[@jaycee8329]

Yes, 15-20 minute specials. Find a way to incorporate all of the characters somehow.

[@estrangeibanez3051]

Don't worry he will be the new villain in Batman.

[@russellmcdonald6033]

Walter is by far one of my favorites!! As a Disabled Veteran your comedy videos have pulled me out of some really dark days! THANK YOU FOR WHAT YOU DO

[@MrsAlmaTrumble]

Thank you for your service Russell.

[@nathanvanek6479]

@Russell McDonald, I appreciate what you did.

[@traviskirk3834]

Thank you for your service

[@mariagrant3706]

I'm Australian but I appreciate your service and am sorry for what you have gone through - my 🙏🏼 for joy and humour like you get out out vides like this and I hope from others around you 😘🇦🇺

[@danbytp]

I'm pulling for ya,we're all in this world together.

[@callmestubz]

“Women age like fine wine” “She’s aging like milk” Brilliant

[@SUGAR_XYLER]

😁😁 Jeff's wife is already aging like milk

[@deanjordan7221]

Dick

[@sr3821]

Aging like milk? Do you mean yoghurt or kefir or blue cheese? 😁

[@fbryanthawkes8564]

That's my 2nd X wife...😣

[@lennmathis8694]

Michele Obama ages like Biden, because he/she is an old male fart.

[@russellgillen9383]

Walter is my favorite character.

[@brianhalljr.2637]

So's mine, man, and Achmed, and Bubba J.

[@missmoneypenny3303]

You probably voted for Walter Biden.

[@veldeangearheart4214]

Mine too

[@kanerichardcota2530]

Why is he so grumpy

[@freddielind5282]

My dog is named Sir Walter Thomas Jollie 😆 😂 he is cranky to

[@carljohnson8133]

1:45 Walter: "Took her out with the door." Wow that sounded quite messed up LMAO

[@MrKaraokeguy88]

The crowd thought so too

[@jakomioftherose2434]

Messed up? yes. Funny? Hell Yes.

[@imjustjordan3293]

I would love to see Walter at my local Walmart, even if that’s his greeting

[@Normal1855]

The unbleeped version of even better. 😂

[@sharkdentures3247]

That would at least be a honest store!

[@carlsimpkins9197]

Me too

[@LTRUTH334]

😂 same here

[@wadecarmen7501]

I WOULD LOVE TO SEE HIM AS PRESIDENT.

[@garthdavis4320]

Walter’s grumpiness is so funny. It makes me get over my own.

[@williamjordan811]

My favorite is the Menstrual Cycle Joke !!!

[@carljohnson8133]

1:31 Walter: "I made an honest man out of him." Hahahahahaha

[@isaiahchapman7660]

JEFF! GIVES US WALTER'S WIFE AS A PUPPET!!

[@martinanugent5045]

No that would ruin it

[@krystalthompson7903]

@@martinanugent5045 no it wouldn't it would make it even funnier when he brought Walter out

[@MrPsycho8765]

From the description of her, Jeff might contribute to deforestation

[@krystalthompson7903]

@@MrPsycho8765 what

[@hunterivey]

Yes I would love to see that.

[@Dovelove_08]

Walter reminds me of my grandpa, sadly my grandpa died about 2 years ago but watching Walter just brings back all those memories I have of my grandpa and that’s why I love him so much. Also Jeff your amazing

[@kimberlycarder7730]

That thing about people who don't need the handicap spaces but park there anyway, I'm with ya Walter!! I'm disabled and I HATE it!!!!

[@rayclark474]

How do you know they do not have heart issues, breathing issues, back isues?? Or in my case a bad knee replacement, hip and back issues. Not everyone that parks in these spots have visible issues.

[@jessicabehrends5159]

Ray Clark You would know because they would have a handicap sticker hanging up in their car or something on their license plate

[@kimberlycarder7730]

@@rayclark474 Ray, my mom has heart issues, has had 2 knee replacements, and has had a broken neck. She's lucky to be able to walk. She has a plaquard to place on the rear view mirror of my brother's truck to be able to park in the pots when he takes her to appointments, ect. In short, she may not use a wheelchair, like me she might use a cane or a walker. My point is, we do have the something to show we are permitted to park there. I would not do so if I did not have my tag to hang from the rear view mirror and neither would my mom

[@rayclark474]

@@jessicabehrends5159 I know of someone who had 1 for their handicapped child but would use the card even if she didn't have her kid with her.

[@jessicabehrends5159]

Ray Clark yes but at least she has a permit unlike others who just like to park where they want.

[@thatonememerxd812]

“His mother came out and started swinging her crutches at me!” ... “Took her out with the door!”

[@shady4546]

"She got out of bed, hopped on her menstrual cycle, and *ran my ass over*!" That's pretty accurate, tho

[@ekyue7274]

It even has a sound to it goes nag nag nag nag nag nag nag

[@larrytaylor4482]

Jeff will go the rest of his life trying to top that line.......good luck 👍

[@kylesmith6682]

That Intro montage was great needs a longer version :) Looking forward to when you get Walter And URL on stage together that's gonna be fun :)

[@TheAntHar1]

Nag a nag nag eeeeep

[@aquamanindependent8436]

@@ekyue7274 You forgot the beach word repeated a few times after that. 🤣

[@michaelbandada9887]

Imagine Walter’s wife making her long awaited debut and also, imagine the back and forth dialogue between her and Walter!

[@SomeOne-yn3uj]

The presence of Walter's wife could be great materials.

[@maryclark6329]

I don't need to imagine - I live with it daily.

[@lauramaccready7709]

Would be hilarious & epic material! 4sure!

[@razorwolf2758]

I think his wife would be to big to fit on stage

[@SomeOne-yn3uj]

@@razorwolf2758 Let's hope that Jeff won't throw some "Joe mama" jokes. 😆

[@finiteionews]

“ ...the ‘comedic timing’ is sublime!” 😁🏆👍🏻 - Anthony Aaron

[@finiteionews]

😊

[@Foamerfreindlyguy]

0:50 This made Walter my favorite character!!!

[@SceneArtisan]

Whenever anyone insults me with: "Oh, you'd be great at a party!" - I'd tell them they'd be great at a funeral,. theirs.

[@rond6783]

You've been chatting with Walter. LOL

[@MagicMahomes28]

@@rond6783 learning from him indeed 🤣🤣

[@hunterbennett757]

For someone who used to work as a grocery store greeter, I found Walter's opening Walmart line really relatable.

[@horatio_lionheart]

i worked at walmart for 10 years. trust me, there were quite a few customers a LOT of us wanted to say that to.

[@sjam1159]

​@@horatio_lionheart😂😂😂😂

[@Rev_9898]

Ha Walter. What an absolute legend! Stay safe y’all!

[@Raceboy66.2]

5:44 oh my god i completley forgot about this bit. made me and my dad cry from laughing so hard when we first heard it.

[@riverdreams9510]

The lady at 1:00 was in tears, she can be Walter's ultimate fangirl. 😍

[@paulschuh4807]

Walter: "Welcome to Walmart! Get your s*'t and get out!" "Have a nice day." I half expected him to add "dumbass" after a pause from "have a nice day." Still funny as always.

[@yui6857]

Yeah 😂

[@earlofmar7987]

Looks like Joe Biden but Walter never forgets his lines. haha

[@stevegallo8483]

That is a good one!

[@pcguysoffgridcabin]

that and he doesn't go around sniffing random people

[@patbluetree4636]

I'd vote for Walter in a heartbeat. Biden , not so much.

[@John-hp3ki]

Walter is a dummy but still much smarter than Sleepy Joe.

[@jasonhann8527]

@@John-hp3ki sleepy joe is a dummy too

[@OmnicidalClown1992]

Hands down, Walter is the funniest puppet that Jeff Dunham has to offer. I find myself laughing at nearly every comedy skit whenever Walter's onscreen.

[@IamShadow2007]

It's a toss-up between Walter and Peanut

[@actualegg9287]

My grandfather looks just like him while he's sleeping

[@trumanharwood8755]

Walter will always be my favorite:) Always makes me laugh hard!

[@CalebBelyeu]

I know everyone will say Peanut is their favorite (and I totally agree) but my favorite always has and always will be is Walter! Funny as hell!

[@14gears55]

I’m torn between Walter and Achmed

[@conconcrete]

I love walter and peanut

[@vickied9066]

Walter is my favorite

[@sereenascott40]

Walter my fav6

[@roserosie8359]

Mine are Walter n Peanut😂

[@anoncutie5728]

"What's wrong?" "I'm pissed." "Why?" "I have no idea." If that ain't me😂😂😂

[@crystalpruitt8617]

Lol

[@chisa-chan8432]

Lol it would be interesting if he made Walter's wife XD Maybe a twin brother who is always happy and positive XD

[@reuellucas7187]

That’s actually not a bad idea. He could be the Jose to Walters Peanut.

[@TheGuardianofAzarath]

Well, his latest project, which he live-streamed over a few weeks, was making a new puppet that became Walter's grandson

[@MrTroubleclef]

Can't wait to see Walter tell URL to "Shut the hell up". Or "That boy ain't right".

[@Rebeccarochelle22]

Russell Gerdes he’s a millennial whose obsessed with texting. It’s quite cute

[@gazzabyerun9556]

Perfect, Walters wife!

[@livingpicture]

3:50 missed a great opportunity for a joke about ventriloquism. Walter told Jeff he should shut up too. At this point, Jeff should say, "well, what would you do if i shut up?" ..or maybe something Jeff-ish if my line doesn't fit the bill... 😉🤭

[@hereschica]

I see why people like Walter. He's like that one guy a lot of people know from either their own family, at a job they work at or maybe even a school teacher they once had.

[@donnywilliams382]

Jeff your a genius, walter is like my grandad and i showed him this, never has he laughed so much, absolutely amazing what you do, never lose that connection with the characters you have.

[@austinurban7860]

0:11 - 0:19, Walter’s theme song.

[@Normal1855]

So true. 😆

[@Aurumental]

0:11 perfect and beautiful intro song

[@IsmaelCiulla]

“Who Who Who The Hell Cares.”😂😂😂😂😂

[@IsmaelCiulla]

Julio Siadak 😂

[@SpikesOmega]

No no no. Its "Huuda"

[@IsmaelCiulla]

SpikesOmega huuda?

[@1KingD]

*🗣Aw, shut the hell up all of ya!*

[@SpikesOmega]

@@IsmaelCiulla Pig-latin. Thats what it sounds like without proper enunciation.

[@andrewskinner8560]

Jeff Dunham had me in hysterics. That menstrual cycle joke was pure genius. Lol

[@gloriarasheed5123]

I love watching the show

[@eledhwenmare2403]

Old joke.

[@jdogthegamer7789]

DID YOU HANG UP ON ME? idk did it sound like this *click*?

[@chantelanderson3380]

I did that to my ex 😂 😂

[@dylanlann85]

This is so funny

[@dang.s]

Wow, Walter is pretty good. The jokes are hilarious.

[@kurtsarachick9221]

The best thing about Jeff is he has several good characters... and turns out he's a really funny guy.

[@MistyGaming420]

"So I ran his ass over" I lost it

[@wolfman515]

I agree, when a good walkin bastard slides out of a vehicle in a handicap spot, that's some annoying shit.

[@toddp6104]

Hooray!!! America needs to laugh especially this year. You Rock😀👊👍

[@RacketTattoo]

5:55 lol the look the guy gave to his wife.

[@WWuxian]

when Jeff is laughing at Walter. My mind was saying that "Walter is alive and had his own thoughts".

[@donzemanovic4205]

You ever see Walter's lips move when Jeff is talking?

[@lessonsindipstickery518]

5:11 pure gold Dunham

[@danbytp]

4:00 Pissed just for the hell of it.Yeah,that's Waltter alright.

[@SSKuleDe]

0:23 Me when people dont stop laughing

[@KNDCHV]

When I was a kid I loved Peanut. Now I am 30 y.o and I am starting to relate more and more to Walter xD

[@jpfanatic1912]

5:18 I got this joke right away!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@petarmilich8684]

Walter is basically a miniature Red Forman.

[@smithwesson1896]

Imagine they switch places Red: Get your hand out my ass before I put my foot in yours!

[@nickwilbur4488]

Naw walter is better than red

[@Terra8419]

Keep those two away from each other 🥺

[@petarmilich8684]

@@Terra8419 why? I think they’d get along. Eric would hate it, but we’d love it.

[@petarmilich8684]

@@smithwesson1896 Jeff wouldn’t do that with someone his own size.

[@animepaint6251]

5:35 that guy looked at his wife and thought "I can relate"

[@alexboydstun952]

“...I took her out with the door!” 😂😂😂

[@jessloveshomemaking]

I’ve been watching Jeff Dunham for over 15 years and I still get the biggest kick out of every joke! It never gets old it only gets better! 😂😂😂

[@gousingson9809]

I would like to see a short movies of them(puppets) going to an adventure. Like the jumanjis 😅

[@Richard-Bullock]

The more I watch of this, the more I realise that I am the living embodiment of Walter!

[@aprilmay1061]

"She rolled out of bed, jumped on her menstrual cycle and tried to run my a_s over". 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@bri-guy8757]

"What would happen if you were ever happy?" "Your show would suck!" That just about sums up Walter.

[@roz_p_designz823]

I literally can not wait till next year to see you in London O2! It's going to be awesome!!

[@blueyoshi101]

That Wal-Mart greeting cracks me up every time. Also as someone with a disability myself, I do hate it when people without one take up the spots.

[@julietsattaur2189]

Jeff and his puppets are the best.... can't get enough of them...thanks Jeff keep up the good work and best wishes Guyana South America

[@gregmark4282]

Hello

[@pattaccone]

Walter is the man ! “You’re show would suck” 🤣🤣

[@krisd2474]

I love Walter! 😊 He makes me laugh! Thank You Jeff!

[@carlsimpkins9197]

Walter is my favorite Jeff Dunham character! He cracks me up

[@gregmark4282]

Hello

[@jimmynguyen8551]

1:25 the couple in the back is having a try not to cringe contest

[@ryanzimmerman1594]

Jeff "Walter you ever think about being happy?" Walter "Yeah" Jeff "What happened?" Walter "Pissed me off..." Jeff "What do you think would happen if you actually were happy?" Walter "Your show would suck."

[@24zawisza]

Facts

[@lennmathis8694]

What's the difference between Walter and Joe Biden? Nothing, except Walter is puppet and Biden is a Democrat. Come to think about it..there is no difference between Walter & Biden both can't function without a hand up their backs.

[@brett-1261]

@@lennmathis8694 ooooh

[@roxycauldwell544]

@@lennmathis8694 congrats on making something political, and ruining it for everyone 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

[@superbacon3374]

I loved it when Walter turned around to see a camera behind him. Then says, “I can see cartman and Kenny... oh he just got killed!”

[@floracarpenter6400]

Hysterical! Love Walter! 😀😁😂💟 WHERE IS URL?!?! WE WANT URL! WE WANT URL! WE WANT URL!

[@jacquelinemari1083]

It's so great being able to laugh and smile with Jeff and his family on KZbin. Cable TV really stinks these day's!!! Thanks Jeff❤

[@sylviastreet6785]

‘shut the hell up” and “I keel you” are the best row lines!

[@lynnspeelman5645]

I love me some Walter!! He's so hilarious!!!!

[@gregmark4282]

Hello

[@carljohnson8133]

5:13 Jeff: "Well women age like fine wine!" Walter: "She's aging like milk!"😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@TheBladeOfLight90]

Ah yes, This is Grate, thanks Jeff, for all this years of Laughs

[@jre1939]

Actually seen Walter at Walmart. Took the kids to town. Wanted to know what we we're doing. I told we going to see Walter. Walked in and the greeter at the store looked just like Walter. Greatest day with the kids

[@TheSurviver72]

There's nothing funnier than Walter in a bad mood. 😂 Hope to see more of Url soon. Thanks for the laughs, Jeff. 👍

[@pHD77]

On a good day, he's funny. On a bad day, he's fucking hilarious 😂

[@gregjeffcoat4258]

Walter in a good mood. That's a scary concept.🤪🤯

[@rhondapohlman509]

Oh hell Walter...stop doing that...put me into perimenopause!! 😂😂😂

[@Lord_Calf]

I need more of Walter, he's tha MAN with the Wisdom of the Life ;)

[@genarovaldes97]

You want more Walter? Look at Joe Biden

[@ro3784]

Walter I love your antics and get sad. Why? Because I'm really living "Loco De Vida." Lol. Just kidding, 😂😜, can't wait till you make it hopefully to Rio Rancho, Alburquerque, and Santa Fe New Mexico. This is one show I pray not to miss.

[@spiercephotography]

Just what I needed this afternoon after a crappy week, a laugh and lovely reminder that life could be rougher- I could be married to Walter (or his wife, I dunno which is worse) 😂

[@gregmark4282]

Hello

[@lolawhite8222]

Thanks for the humor we all can use a good laugh help heals the soul

[@gregmark4282]

Hello

[@deantait8326]

Know someone? I am Walter now at 70 but just not as good looking or funny. Don't mess with us old farts with nothing much, left to lose..😁

[@kylesmith6682]

A great montage of the best of Walter. Actually Walter is the most grounded of all the characters you have Jeff. He's no optimist nor a pessimist. He's simply a realist who tells it like it is without caring who likes it or not. You do realize Jeff that eventually you'll become like Walter in real life as you age more and reach Walter's age and beyond.

[@garysisk3431]

I swear, Walter looks more like Old Joe Biden everyday

[@SpikesOmega]

Or is it Biden who looks more like Walter?

[@FQP-7024]

Both look more alike, like they are slowly changing they're bodies the older they get

[@paulhuval6579]

I would agree with you there lol

[@kurtb8474]

At least Walter still has all of his marbles.

[@marybrown4469]

Please don't insult Walter.

[@LchanOtakudom]

As a former employee of Walmart, I knew a man named Bob who was the spitting image of Walter. He was a greeter too! Sadly, he only used the line “Welcome to Walmart, get your shit and get out!” with me and a few coworkers that knew of the brilliance of Jeff Dunham. Rest In Peace, Bob, and thanks for being our very own Walter!

[@AidantheLegend]

Ngl I also like your older performances when Walter was still tiny

[@LeeannCase-bi6zx]

I love Jeff Dunham arguing with myself this is my favorite of all his shows. I love him and all of his puppets

[@danielclaw]

I wonder if there's anybody who had a teacher like Walter in school or college?

[@lorettatayor5840]

I had a history teacher that looked like him, only with glasses, lol. Only he was a egghead, very serious.

[@ivory561000]

My Sargent Major grandfather is Walter all day every day...He taught ROTC in highschool....

[@crystalpruitt8617]

No but that would be cool

[@christopherunfus8962]

I watch Walter when i get angry. He always makes me feel better.

[@avengersassemble8492]

He is funny because he is a puppet but if he was a real man... I would I really sued him😂😂.....love from India.....thank you for doing these amazing shows and filling our days with laughter😄😄

[@avengersassemble8492]

And I think you have to increase your humor level because it was supposed to be a joke and don't worry I'm doing great in my life.

[@avengersassemble8492]

@Santina Murphy no....y?

[@invisible7824]

From a small bar now a theater this man has gone a long way.

[@Wanda_Maximoff91]

0:50 LOL 😆

[@larryburton9369]

Thank you so much for the laughter and joy that you give us 😊

[@michellebrits2617]

Walter is so relatable😂😂😂

[@gregmark4282]

Hello

[@michelemcguire8995]

Walter has a human version, its my son in-law, the only thing thats missing is the salute, my son in-law flipping the " bird" in every photo!!😂😅🤣

[@karansjet3823]

"Nag,Nag,Nag,Nag,Nag,BIIIIIIIITCH, B-BIIIIIIIIIIITCH" Every man in a relationship ever: Vietnam flashbacks

[@sandicoleman1222]

I love Jeff he is a marvel! He Walter and Peanut came to Mississippi few years ago I really wanted to go but was unable. I heard Mississippi was not welcoming to him I could not believe it. I love him and his family and Walter and Peanut. I laugh and laugh.

[@ryanzimmerman1594]

Is it bad that I worked at Walmart a long time ago and one of my coworkers had a ringtone that literally was "Welcome to Walmart get your sh*t and get out!!!"

[@vintagebrew1057]

Some old guy passed me in the store the other day, tunelessly humming a song. I thought " Ahh, he seems happy" when he got near the baking aisle he stopped, gave the products a fierce glance and barked "F***ing cake mix!" and passed on his way. The spirit of Walter is alive and well in London UK!