I saw Jeff at a casino several years back. He was working on new material. We got to have an hour of Walter. We were laughing so hard we were crying. Walter is by far my favorite of his characters.
@FEEAR10002 жыл бұрын
Walter is def the best one hands down
@joemag6032 Жыл бұрын
Walter reminds me of the older Jessie Lee (a.k.a. Jessie White) as he appeared in the movie "Matinee". In Mr. Lee's younger years he appeared as the prone-to-mild-violence funny-farm orderly "Mr. Wilson" in the 1950 movie "Harvey", with Jimmy Stewart. He also played the part of the Maytag Repair Man in commercials.
@ronaldpershing8633 Жыл бұрын
looks like binden run with it jeff
@tomreedyjr3631 Жыл бұрын
Walter is Jeff's best...
@eirik123100 Жыл бұрын
😊
@noahbueno2168 Жыл бұрын
0:50 “Welcome to Walmart. Get you sh** and get out! Have a nice day” 😆😂🤣
@sarahwatkins45209 күн бұрын
Haha it's so funny because you can picture it in your head 😂😂
@russellmcdonald60334 жыл бұрын
Walter is by far one of my favorites!! As a Disabled Veteran your comedy videos have pulled me out of some really dark days! THANK YOU FOR WHAT YOU DO
@MrsAlmaTrumble4 жыл бұрын
Thank you for your service Russell.
@nathanvanek64792 жыл бұрын
@Russell McDonald, I appreciate what you did.
@traviskirk38342 жыл бұрын
Thank you for your service
@mariagrant37062 жыл бұрын
I'm Australian but I appreciate your service and am sorry for what you have gone through - my 🙏🏼 for joy and humour like you get out out vides like this and I hope from others around you 😘🇦🇺
@danbytp2 жыл бұрын
I'm pulling for ya,we're all in this world together.
@hanawatanuki21482 жыл бұрын
Regarding the last joke, I loved seeing all the husbands in the audience turning to their wives just to be sure they can laugh at that joke without being murdered lmao
@gregmark42822 жыл бұрын
Hello
@MaxUnruh-kz5yo Жыл бұрын
@@gregmark4282hi
@russellgillen93834 жыл бұрын
Walter is my favorite character.
@brianhalljr.26373 жыл бұрын
So's mine, man, and Achmed, and Bubba J.
@missmoneypenny33033 жыл бұрын
You probably voted for Walter Biden.
@veldeangearheart42142 жыл бұрын
Mine too
@kanerichardcota25302 жыл бұрын
Why is he so grumpy
@freddielind5282 Жыл бұрын
My dog is named Sir Walter Thomas Jollie 😆 😂 he is cranky to
@thatonememerxd8124 жыл бұрын
“His mother came out and started swinging her crutches at me!” ... “Took her out with the door!”
@finiteionews4 жыл бұрын
“ ...the ‘comedic timing’ is sublime!” 😁🏆👍🏻 - Anthony Aaron
@finiteionews4 жыл бұрын
😊
@callmestubz4 жыл бұрын
“Women age like fine wine” “She’s aging like milk” Brilliant
@SUGAR_XYLER3 жыл бұрын
😁😁 Jeff's wife is already aging like milk
@deanjordan72213 жыл бұрын
Dick
@sr38213 жыл бұрын
Aging like milk? Do you mean yoghurt or kefir or blue cheese? 😁
@fbryanthawkes85643 жыл бұрын
That's my 2nd X wife...😣
@lennmathis86943 жыл бұрын
Michele Obama ages like Biden, because he/she is an old male fart.
@michaelbandada98872 жыл бұрын
Imagine Walter’s wife making her long awaited debut and also, imagine the back and forth dialogue between her and Walter!
@SomeOne-yn3uj2 жыл бұрын
The presence of Walter's wife could be great materials.
@maryclark6329 Жыл бұрын
I don't need to imagine - I live with it daily.
@lauramaccready7709 Жыл бұрын
Would be hilarious & epic material! 4sure!
@razorwolf2758 Жыл бұрын
I think his wife would be to big to fit on stage
@SomeOne-yn3uj Жыл бұрын
@@razorwolf2758 Let's hope that Jeff won't throw some "Joe mama" jokes. 😆
@carljohnson81333 жыл бұрын
1:45 Walter: "Took her out with the door." Wow that sounded quite messed up LMAO
@MrKaraokeguy886 ай бұрын
The crowd thought so too
@jakomioftherose24342 ай бұрын
Messed up? yes. Funny? Hell Yes.
@imjustjordan32934 жыл бұрын
I would love to see Walter at my local Walmart, even if that’s his greeting
@Normal18554 жыл бұрын
The unbleeped version of even better. 😂
@sharkdentures32474 жыл бұрын
That would at least be a honest store!
@carlsimpkins91974 жыл бұрын
Me too
@LTRUTH3344 жыл бұрын
😂 same here
@wadecarmen75014 жыл бұрын
I WOULD LOVE TO SEE HIM AS PRESIDENT.
@garthdavis43204 жыл бұрын
Walter’s grumpiness is so funny. It makes me get over my own.
@kimberlycarder77304 жыл бұрын
That thing about people who don't need the handicap spaces but park there anyway, I'm with ya Walter!! I'm disabled and I HATE it!!!!
@rayclark4744 жыл бұрын
How do you know they do not have heart issues, breathing issues, back isues?? Or in my case a bad knee replacement, hip and back issues. Not everyone that parks in these spots have visible issues.
@jessicabehrends51594 жыл бұрын
Ray Clark You would know because they would have a handicap sticker hanging up in their car or something on their license plate
@kimberlycarder77304 жыл бұрын
@@rayclark474 Ray, my mom has heart issues, has had 2 knee replacements, and has had a broken neck. She's lucky to be able to walk. She has a plaquard to place on the rear view mirror of my brother's truck to be able to park in the pots when he takes her to appointments, ect. In short, she may not use a wheelchair, like me she might use a cane or a walker. My point is, we do have the something to show we are permitted to park there. I would not do so if I did not have my tag to hang from the rear view mirror and neither would my mom
@rayclark4744 жыл бұрын
@@jessicabehrends5159 I know of someone who had 1 for their handicapped child but would use the card even if she didn't have her kid with her.
@jessicabehrends51594 жыл бұрын
Ray Clark yes but at least she has a permit unlike others who just like to park where they want.
@hunterbennett757 Жыл бұрын
For someone who used to work as a grocery store greeter, I found Walter's opening Walmart line really relatable.
@horatio_lionheart Жыл бұрын
i worked at walmart for 10 years. trust me, there were quite a few customers a LOT of us wanted to say that to.
@sjam11599 ай бұрын
@@horatio_lionheart😂😂😂😂
@williamjordan8114 жыл бұрын
My favorite is the Menstrual Cycle Joke !!!
@paulschuh48074 жыл бұрын
Walter: "Welcome to Walmart! Get your s*'t and get out!" "Have a nice day." I half expected him to add "dumbass" after a pause from "have a nice day." Still funny as always.
@yui68573 жыл бұрын
Yeah 😂
@SceneArtisan4 жыл бұрын
Whenever anyone insults me with: "Oh, you'd be great at a party!" - I'd tell them they'd be great at a funeral,. theirs.
@rond67834 жыл бұрын
You've been chatting with Walter. LOL
@Deadpool02103 жыл бұрын
@@rond6783 learning from him indeed 🤣🤣
@anoncutie57284 жыл бұрын
"What's wrong?" "I'm pissed." "Why?" "I have no idea." If that ain't me😂😂😂
@crystalpruitt86174 жыл бұрын
Lol
@shady45464 жыл бұрын
"She got out of bed, hopped on her menstrual cycle, and *ran my ass over*!" That's pretty accurate, tho
@ekyue72744 жыл бұрын
It even has a sound to it goes nag nag nag nag nag nag nag
@larrytaylor44824 жыл бұрын
Jeff will go the rest of his life trying to top that line.......good luck 👍
@kylesmith66823 жыл бұрын
That Intro montage was great needs a longer version :) Looking forward to when you get Walter And URL on stage together that's gonna be fun :)
@TheAntHar13 жыл бұрын
Nag a nag nag eeeeep
@aquamanindependent84363 жыл бұрын
@@ekyue7274 You forgot the beach word repeated a few times after that. 🤣
@leokimvideo2 жыл бұрын
Walter is such a strong character and so close to the bone ot so many real people in life I think he needs his own film. I even have a title. Walters World
@jaycee83298 ай бұрын
Yes, 15-20 minute specials. Find a way to incorporate all of the characters somehow.
@estrangeibanez30516 ай бұрын
Don't worry he will be the new villain in Batman.
@carljohnson81333 жыл бұрын
1:31 Walter: "I made an honest man out of him." Hahahahahaha
@Dovelove_082 жыл бұрын
Walter reminds me of my grandpa, sadly my grandpa died about 2 years ago but watching Walter just brings back all those memories I have of my grandpa and that’s why I love him so much. Also Jeff your amazing
@isaiahchapman76604 жыл бұрын
JEFF! GIVES US WALTER'S WIFE AS A PUPPET!!
@martinanugent50454 жыл бұрын
No that would ruin it
@krystalthompson79034 жыл бұрын
@@martinanugent5045 no it wouldn't it would make it even funnier when he brought Walter out
@MrPsycho87654 жыл бұрын
From the description of her, Jeff might contribute to deforestation
@krystalthompson79034 жыл бұрын
@@MrPsycho8765 what
@hunterivey4 жыл бұрын
Yes I would love to see that.
@OmnicidalClown19922 жыл бұрын
Hands down, Walter is the funniest puppet that Jeff Dunham has to offer. I find myself laughing at nearly every comedy skit whenever Walter's onscreen.
@IamShadow20079 ай бұрын
It's a toss-up between Walter and Peanut
@Rev_98984 жыл бұрын
Ha Walter. What an absolute legend! Stay safe y’all!
@SSKuleDe3 жыл бұрын
0:23 Me when people dont stop laughing
@hereschica4 жыл бұрын
I see why people like Walter. He's like that one guy a lot of people know from either their own family, at a job they work at or maybe even a school teacher they once had.
@andrewskinner85604 жыл бұрын
Jeff Dunham had me in hysterics. That menstrual cycle joke was pure genius. Lol
@gloriarasheed5123 Жыл бұрын
I love watching the show
@eledhwenmare2403 Жыл бұрын
Old joke.
@austinurban78604 жыл бұрын
0:11 - 0:19, Walter’s theme song.
@Normal18554 жыл бұрын
So true. 😆
@trumanharwood8755 Жыл бұрын
Walter will always be my favorite:) Always makes me laugh hard!
@CalebBelyeu4 жыл бұрын
I know everyone will say Peanut is their favorite (and I totally agree) but my favorite always has and always will be is Walter! Funny as hell!
@14gears554 жыл бұрын
I’m torn between Walter and Achmed
@conconcrete4 жыл бұрын
I love walter and peanut
@vickied90664 жыл бұрын
Walter is my favorite
@sereenascott404 жыл бұрын
Walter my fav6
@roserosie83594 жыл бұрын
Mine are Walter n Peanut😂
@Raceboy66.22 жыл бұрын
5:44 oh my god i completley forgot about this bit. made me and my dad cry from laughing so hard when we first heard it.
@chisa-chan84324 жыл бұрын
Lol it would be interesting if he made Walter's wife XD Maybe a twin brother who is always happy and positive XD
@reuellucas71874 жыл бұрын
That’s actually not a bad idea. He could be the Jose to Walters Peanut.
@TheGuardianofAzarath4 жыл бұрын
Well, his latest project, which he live-streamed over a few weeks, was making a new puppet that became Walter's grandson
@MrTroubleclef4 жыл бұрын
Can't wait to see Walter tell URL to "Shut the hell up". Or "That boy ain't right".
@Rebeccarochelle224 жыл бұрын
Russell Gerdes he’s a millennial whose obsessed with texting. It’s quite cute
@gazzabyerun95564 жыл бұрын
Perfect, Walters wife!
@dang.s Жыл бұрын
Wow, Walter is pretty good. The jokes are hilarious.
@riverdreams95104 жыл бұрын
The lady at 1:00 was in tears, she can be Walter's ultimate fangirl. 😍
@dvanhoose013 жыл бұрын
Joe Biden looks like Walter
@earlofmar79874 жыл бұрын
Looks like Joe Biden but Walter never forgets his lines. haha
@stevegallo84834 жыл бұрын
That is a good one!
@pcguysoffgridcabin4 жыл бұрын
that and he doesn't go around sniffing random people
@patbluetree46364 жыл бұрын
I'd vote for Walter in a heartbeat. Biden , not so much.
@John-hp3ki4 жыл бұрын
Walter is a dummy but still much smarter than Sleepy Joe.
@jasonhann85274 жыл бұрын
@@John-hp3ki sleepy joe is a dummy too
@MistyGaming4204 жыл бұрын
"So I ran his ass over" I lost it
@wolfman5153 жыл бұрын
I agree, when a good walkin bastard slides out of a vehicle in a handicap spot, that's some annoying shit.
@IsmaelCiulla4 жыл бұрын
“Who Who Who The Hell Cares.”😂😂😂😂😂
@IsmaelCiulla4 жыл бұрын
Julio Siadak 😂
@SpikesOmega4 жыл бұрын
No no no. Its "Huuda"
@IsmaelCiulla4 жыл бұрын
SpikesOmega huuda?
@1KingD4 жыл бұрын
*🗣Aw, shut the hell up all of ya!*
@SpikesOmega4 жыл бұрын
@@IsmaelCiulla Pig-latin. Thats what it sounds like without proper enunciation.
@danbytp4 жыл бұрын
4:00 Pissed just for the hell of it.Yeah,that's Waltter alright.
@actualegg92874 жыл бұрын
My grandfather looks just like him while he's sleeping
@livingpicture4 жыл бұрын
3:50 missed a great opportunity for a joke about ventriloquism. Walter told Jeff he should shut up too. At this point, Jeff should say, "well, what would you do if i shut up?" ..or maybe something Jeff-ish if my line doesn't fit the bill... 😉🤭
@aprilmay10614 жыл бұрын
"She rolled out of bed, jumped on her menstrual cycle and tried to run my a_s over". 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@animepaint62513 жыл бұрын
5:35 that guy looked at his wife and thought "I can relate"
@jdogthegamer77894 жыл бұрын
DID YOU HANG UP ON ME? idk did it sound like this *click*?
@chantelanderson33804 жыл бұрын
I did that to my ex 😂 😂
@dylanlann853 жыл бұрын
This is so funny
@donnywilliams3823 жыл бұрын
Jeff your a genius, walter is like my grandad and i showed him this, never has he laughed so much, absolutely amazing what you do, never lose that connection with the characters you have.
@kurtsarachick92214 жыл бұрын
The best thing about Jeff is he has several good characters... and turns out he's a really funny guy.
@RacketTattoo4 жыл бұрын
5:55 lol the look the guy gave to his wife.
@toddp61044 жыл бұрын
Hooray!!! America needs to laugh especially this year. You Rock😀👊👍
@bri-guy8757 Жыл бұрын
"What would happen if you were ever happy?" "Your show would suck!" That just about sums up Walter.
@WWuxian4 жыл бұрын
when Jeff is laughing at Walter. My mind was saying that "Walter is alive and had his own thoughts".
@donzemanovic42054 жыл бұрын
You ever see Walter's lips move when Jeff is talking?
@keokiainokea11154 жыл бұрын
Walter for President 2020
@alexboydstun9524 жыл бұрын
“...I took her out with the door!” 😂😂😂
@jpfanatic19124 жыл бұрын
5:18 I got this joke right away!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@jimmynguyen85514 жыл бұрын
1:25 the couple in the back is having a try not to cringe contest
@lessonsindipstickery5184 жыл бұрын
5:11 pure gold Dunham
@TheSurviver724 жыл бұрын
There's nothing funnier than Walter in a bad mood. 😂 Hope to see more of Url soon. Thanks for the laughs, Jeff. 👍
@pHD774 жыл бұрын
On a good day, he's funny. On a bad day, he's fucking hilarious 😂
@gregjeffcoat42582 жыл бұрын
Walter in a good mood. That's a scary concept.🤪🤯
@KNDCHV Жыл бұрын
When I was a kid I loved Peanut. Now I am 30 y.o and I am starting to relate more and more to Walter xD
@jacquelinemari10834 жыл бұрын
It's so great being able to laugh and smile with Jeff and his family on KZbin. Cable TV really stinks these day's!!! Thanks Jeff❤
@calhoun39074 жыл бұрын
0:11 perfect and beautiful intro song
@deantait83264 жыл бұрын
Know someone? I am Walter now at 70 but just not as good looking or funny. Don't mess with us old farts with nothing much, left to lose..😁
@ryanzimmerman15944 жыл бұрын
Jeff "Walter you ever think about being happy?" Walter "Yeah" Jeff "What happened?" Walter "Pissed me off..." Jeff "What do you think would happen if you actually were happy?" Walter "Your show would suck."
@24zawisza3 жыл бұрын
Facts
@lennmathis86943 жыл бұрын
What's the difference between Walter and Joe Biden? Nothing, except Walter is puppet and Biden is a Democrat. Come to think about it..there is no difference between Walter & Biden both can't function without a hand up their backs.
@brett-12613 жыл бұрын
@@lennmathis8694 ooooh
@roxycauldwell5443 жыл бұрын
@@lennmathis8694 congrats on making something political, and ruining it for everyone 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
@superbacon33744 жыл бұрын
I loved it when Walter turned around to see a camera behind him. Then says, “I can see cartman and Kenny... oh he just got killed!”
@jessicacruz2974 Жыл бұрын
I’ve been watching Jeff Dunham for over 15 years and I still get the biggest kick out of every joke! It never gets old it only gets better! 😂😂😂
@TheBladeOfLight904 жыл бұрын
Ah yes, This is Grate, thanks Jeff, for all this years of Laughs
@pattaccone2 жыл бұрын
Walter is the man ! “You’re show would suck” 🤣🤣
@gousingson98094 жыл бұрын
I would like to see a short movies of them(puppets) going to an adventure. Like the jumanjis 😅
@Richard-Bullock2 жыл бұрын
The more I watch of this, the more I realise that I am the living embodiment of Walter!
@krisd24744 жыл бұрын
I love Walter! 😊 He makes me laugh! Thank You Jeff!
@blueyoshi1014 жыл бұрын
That Wal-Mart greeting cracks me up every time. Also as someone with a disability myself, I do hate it when people without one take up the spots.
@petarmilich86844 жыл бұрын
Walter is basically a miniature Red Forman.
@smithwesson18964 жыл бұрын
Imagine they switch places Red: Get your hand out my ass before I put my foot in yours!
@nickwilbur44883 жыл бұрын
Naw walter is better than red
@terra2495943723 жыл бұрын
Keep those two away from each other 🥺
@petarmilich86843 жыл бұрын
@@terra249594372 why? I think they’d get along. Eric would hate it, but we’d love it.
@petarmilich86843 жыл бұрын
@@smithwesson1896 Jeff wouldn’t do that with someone his own size.
@Wanda_Maximoff913 жыл бұрын
0:50 LOL 😆
@spiercephotography4 жыл бұрын
Just what I needed this afternoon after a crappy week, a laugh and lovely reminder that life could be rougher- I could be married to Walter (or his wife, I dunno which is worse) 😂
@gregmark42822 жыл бұрын
Hello
@isaacbeeby25283 жыл бұрын
Walter is basically gonna be the new President now.
@michellebrits26174 жыл бұрын
Walter is so relatable😂😂😂
@gregmark42822 жыл бұрын
Hello
@jre19392 жыл бұрын
Actually seen Walter at Walmart. Took the kids to town. Wanted to know what we we're doing. I told we going to see Walter. Walked in and the greeter at the store looked just like Walter. Greatest day with the kids
@lynnspeelman56454 жыл бұрын
I love me some Walter!! He's so hilarious!!!!
@gregmark42822 жыл бұрын
Hello
@rhondapohlman5094 жыл бұрын
Oh hell Walter...stop doing that...put me into perimenopause!! 😂😂😂
@christiekoerth80794 жыл бұрын
I love peanut he’s funny
@gregmark42822 жыл бұрын
Hello
@michelemcguire8995 Жыл бұрын
Walter has a human version, its my son in-law, the only thing thats missing is the salute, my son in-law flipping the " bird" in every photo!!😂😅🤣
@roz_p_designz8234 жыл бұрын
I literally can not wait till next year to see you in London O2! It's going to be awesome!!
@genniferkelly3 жыл бұрын
I wish Walter was working at my Walmart store.. Welcome to Walmart, get your shxxt, get out😂😂🤣
@Lord_Calf4 жыл бұрын
I need more of Walter, he's tha MAN with the Wisdom of the Life ;)
@genarovaldes974 жыл бұрын
You want more Walter? Look at Joe Biden
@9timepokechamp4 жыл бұрын
The ending is my favorite
@julietsattaur21894 жыл бұрын
Jeff and his puppets are the best.... can't get enough of them...thanks Jeff keep up the good work and best wishes Guyana South America
@gregmark42822 жыл бұрын
Hello
@LchanOtakudom4 жыл бұрын
As a former employee of Walmart, I knew a man named Bob who was the spitting image of Walter. He was a greeter too! Sadly, he only used the line “Welcome to Walmart, get your shit and get out!” with me and a few coworkers that knew of the brilliance of Jeff Dunham. Rest In Peace, Bob, and thanks for being our very own Walter!
@avengersassemble84924 жыл бұрын
He is funny because he is a puppet but if he was a real man... I would I really sued him😂😂.....love from India.....thank you for doing these amazing shows and filling our days with laughter😄😄
@avengersassemble84924 жыл бұрын
And I think you have to increase your humor level because it was supposed to be a joke and don't worry I'm doing great in my life.
@avengersassemble84924 жыл бұрын
@Santina Murphy no....y?
@karansjet38234 жыл бұрын
"Nag,Nag,Nag,Nag,Nag,BIIIIIIIITCH, B-BIIIIIIIIIIITCH" Every man in a relationship ever: Vietnam flashbacks
@garysisk34314 жыл бұрын
I swear, Walter looks more like Old Joe Biden everyday
@SpikesOmega4 жыл бұрын
Or is it Biden who looks more like Walter?
@FQP-70244 жыл бұрын
Both look more alike, like they are slowly changing they're bodies the older they get
@paulhuval65794 жыл бұрын
I would agree with you there lol
@kurtb84744 жыл бұрын
At least Walter still has all of his marbles.
@marybrown44694 жыл бұрын
Please don't insult Walter.
@vintagebrew10574 жыл бұрын
Some old guy passed me in the store the other day, tunelessly humming a song. I thought " Ahh, he seems happy" when he got near the baking aisle he stopped, gave the products a fierce glance and barked "F***ing cake mix!" and passed on his way. The spirit of Walter is alive and well in London UK!
@AidantheLegend4 жыл бұрын
Ngl I also like your older performances when Walter was still tiny
@kylesmith66823 жыл бұрын
A great montage of the best of Walter. Actually Walter is the most grounded of all the characters you have Jeff. He's no optimist nor a pessimist. He's simply a realist who tells it like it is without caring who likes it or not. You do realize Jeff that eventually you'll become like Walter in real life as you age more and reach Walter's age and beyond.
@danielclaw4 жыл бұрын
I wonder if there's anybody who had a teacher like Walter in school or college?
@lorettatayor58404 жыл бұрын
I had a history teacher that looked like him, only with glasses, lol. Only he was a egghead, very serious.
@ivory5610004 жыл бұрын
My Sargent Major grandfather is Walter all day every day...He taught ROTC in highschool....
@crystalpruitt86174 жыл бұрын
No but that would be cool
@carlsimpkins91974 жыл бұрын
Walter is my favorite Jeff Dunham character! He cracks me up
@gregmark42822 жыл бұрын
Hello
@danbytp4 жыл бұрын
Walter is so popular because we all have had days where we are like Walter.
@trevorcollins44642 жыл бұрын
I think I am turning into a pseudo Walter. Turning 60 will do that to you.
@lolawhite82224 жыл бұрын
Thanks for the humor we all can use a good laugh help heals the soul
@gregmark42822 жыл бұрын
Hello
@patriciab71374 жыл бұрын
This video should have been longer. Walter is so funny.
@gregmark42822 жыл бұрын
Hello
@sylviastreet67853 жыл бұрын
‘shut the hell up” and “I keel you” are the best row lines!
@ryanzimmerman15944 жыл бұрын
Is it bad that I worked at Walmart a long time ago and one of my coworkers had a ringtone that literally was "Welcome to Walmart get your sh*t and get out!!!"