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Jeff Dunham

Jeff Dunham

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@dalekarman6387
@dalekarman6387 4 жыл бұрын
Jeff Dunham is the only person that can make people cheer when saying “there’s a terrorist with us” 😂
@TheDeadSkeletonShow
@TheDeadSkeletonShow 4 жыл бұрын
Ha!
@curtandlisa1190
@curtandlisa1190 4 жыл бұрын
Ok
@lynpowell8532
@lynpowell8532 4 жыл бұрын
Isn't that the truth. I love the skit where Achmed says he has pillow is. Guitar guy lost it as Jeff did. You hear Jeff saying to Brian " dont look at me". Both of them totally lost it. Jeff is dynamite at his craft.
@yusefdelacruz4811
@yusefdelacruz4811 4 жыл бұрын
Never thought I'd meet my long lost bro here
@paulaewen5503
@paulaewen5503 4 жыл бұрын
Love it
@cris_j
@cris_j 4 жыл бұрын
Achmed's parts falling off has to be one of the funniest non-intentional recurring bits on a stage anywhere.
@TheMokubaCosplayer
@TheMokubaCosplayer 4 жыл бұрын
That high-pitched scream killed me
@lindamay9064
@lindamay9064 4 жыл бұрын
When the stage hand comes out with duct tape to "fix" his legs.
@Seth_Hezekiah
@Seth_Hezekiah 4 жыл бұрын
I'm pretty sure those are intentional.
@morgancutler3900
@morgancutler3900 4 жыл бұрын
As well as Peanut getting thrown out of Jeff’s hands
@lynpowell8532
@lynpowell8532 4 жыл бұрын
@@lindamay9064 that was hysterical. Poor Marnell. It would be cool if Jeff designed green alien to be with Achmed ( A c phlegm ) , Walter or even Bubba J. Bubba J might use the flying saucer as a dinner plate.
@krishanuphukan80
@krishanuphukan80 Жыл бұрын
That last 'I kill you' is the funniest of them all. Achmed is pissed. 😅
@Amanapanthulu
@Amanapanthulu 4 жыл бұрын
Achmed has more expressions than lots of actors today
@smc1942
@smc1942 4 жыл бұрын
...and a better personality!😄
@jakestickerson_1254
@jakestickerson_1254 3 жыл бұрын
More expressions then everyone in the live action Mulan.
@justsad-1392
@justsad-1392 3 жыл бұрын
Too troo.. acphlegm!
@jobob47
@jobob47 3 жыл бұрын
does not need the botox?
@camwinston5248
@camwinston5248 3 жыл бұрын
And a much wider range...plus you always know where he stands on an issue.
@scribbledoodle2003
@scribbledoodle2003 4 жыл бұрын
Imagine Achmend being a librarian. Some guy: *makes a sound* Achmend: Silence! I k i l l y o u !
@kidawesome5577
@kidawesome5577 4 жыл бұрын
Actually that'd be pretty affective. Library would be quiet asf.
@treztube
@treztube 4 жыл бұрын
Scribble Doodle I keel you!
@MrElionor
@MrElionor 4 жыл бұрын
@@kidawesome5577 No it wouldn't everyone would keel over laughing
@reneliebregts64
@reneliebregts64 4 жыл бұрын
Achmed: *grabs a bomb and lights a lighter* dont make me do it
@gretchenlockrey5453
@gretchenlockrey5453 4 жыл бұрын
That would be so freaking hilarious😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@F21012013R
@F21012013R Жыл бұрын
Achmed is hilarious. His face expressions are so good. And ' I kill you!' makes me laugh so hard everytime.
@lotuscabrio2937
@lotuscabrio2937 4 ай бұрын
Me too
@davidnissim589
@davidnissim589 4 жыл бұрын
I can't get over how stunned Achmed looked when Jeff removed his ribs.
@cutiepatootie4094
@cutiepatootie4094 3 жыл бұрын
How would you feel if someone disconnected your you know what without it hurting? Yea, stunned and pissed
@niveth1
@niveth1 Жыл бұрын
*”I k i l l y o u”*
@carolwenzel3170
@carolwenzel3170 Жыл бұрын
😂
@haleighcrawley7713
@haleighcrawley7713 4 жыл бұрын
Even though he’s a terrorist, I still love him for being a sweetheart towards some audience.
@clydeandfriends
@clydeandfriends 3 жыл бұрын
@q_xia I KEEL YOU
@monsoon3816
@monsoon3816 2 жыл бұрын
@@clydeandfriends *aggressive staring*
@suzannerust8658
@suzannerust8658 2 жыл бұрын
"The last time I had this much plastic on my chest, it exploded" I laughed way too hard at that line! One of the many reasons I love Achmed and Jeff.
@Sum_TypaWeigh
@Sum_TypaWeigh Жыл бұрын
For sure lol that was genius 🤣
@cutiepatootie4094
@cutiepatootie4094 Жыл бұрын
To be honest, that joke had wrote itself
@the_good_citizen
@the_good_citizen 11 ай бұрын
Yeah this line was particularly funny..😂😂
@shadow__bubby
@shadow__bubby 8 ай бұрын
Frick you I was scrolling through the comments and that line popped up after I read your comment lmfao
@hawkeyegamer8231
@hawkeyegamer8231 4 жыл бұрын
Marnel!!! MARNEL BRING DUCT TAPE!! Jeff "oh he actually brought duct tape" Achmed: "surprised look"
@LKs_myFavs2022
@LKs_myFavs2022 Жыл бұрын
I love all the dummies...but Achhhhmed is my FAV!!! Side-splitting funny!
@rickevans4226
@rickevans4226 2 жыл бұрын
I love how Jeff Dunham can screw up and still make people laugh and make it seem like it's part if the show.
@CurlyFromTheSwirly
@CurlyFromTheSwirly Жыл бұрын
Silence! It's still funny.
@TrainsCatsOtherStories
@TrainsCatsOtherStories 7 ай бұрын
Honestly I feel like ever since the "screw ups" first happened he incorporated them into the act. So there more on purpose now than screw up.
@paigepriddy7715
@paigepriddy7715 4 жыл бұрын
Achmed is the reason I have such fun memories of running around yelling “I keel you!” As a 7 year old
@justsaiyanv9150
@justsaiyanv9150 4 жыл бұрын
Same
@antiqueunique2871
@antiqueunique2871 3 жыл бұрын
same, I was trying to remember where I saw it
@Asmith-1111
@Asmith-1111 3 жыл бұрын
Did you ever run into a wall? LOL not really.
@lovemojiheartkiss
@lovemojiheartkiss 3 жыл бұрын
So how was the mental hospital after doing that?
@cutiepatootie4094
@cutiepatootie4094 3 жыл бұрын
Yea my teachers where so confused. Then my dad explained it to them. And they where even more confused and worried for my mental state-
@RaptorRecordz
@RaptorRecordz 3 жыл бұрын
The greatest thing about Jeff is the fact that he does this so fluently so few others would ever be able to reach his level the man's a comedic genius ... Imagine having puppets as a kid and his parents thinking it's a phase to see him make absolute gold out of something viewed so mediocre ... Have and always will be a massive fan of this guy if he ever comes to liverpool or even the UK IL be there if I gotta buy the whole family tickets to see his genius in person 😁👏🏻
@rickmcdonald1557
@rickmcdonald1557 Жыл бұрын
Jeff is the greatest ventriloquist that ever lived and we are so lucky to have him in this generation and each and everyone of his videos are Pure Gold~!!
@davidsoto1472
@davidsoto1472 Жыл бұрын
saw him in person 🙂 Great show he introduced URL that night lots of fun, I highly recommend spending the money it's worth it !!!!!!
@djtbone001a
@djtbone001a Жыл бұрын
Nope. Jay Johnson is way better. I like Jeff but I grew up watching Jay on Soap. 😂
@rickmcdonald1557
@rickmcdonald1557 Жыл бұрын
@@djtbone001a I don't know who Jay Johnson is but I'll Google him and thanks for the reply.
@Hodaris_Darlin
@Hodaris_Darlin Жыл бұрын
He's not bad, but he's not as good as David Strassman with Ted E. Bare & Chuck Wood.
@John-nz5vd
@John-nz5vd Жыл бұрын
Of all the great ventriloquists that were mentioned no one compares to the amazing Paul Winchell.
@julieclearythefeistyrebelg5660
@julieclearythefeistyrebelg5660 4 жыл бұрын
The final part of the show is beyond hilarious and Jeff being so professional kept on going on and made it even more hilarious!! Love this man, his humor and his talent!!!
@dasuniversum5875
@dasuniversum5875 8 ай бұрын
i think that was a part of the show
@julieclearythefeistyrebelg5660
@julieclearythefeistyrebelg5660 8 ай бұрын
​@@dasuniversum5875 Yes, I know, lol!!!!
@jonevans5084
@jonevans5084 4 жыл бұрын
After Walter, (I’m a 63-year-old curmudgeon myself) Achmed is my favorite!😉👍🏻❤️🇺🇸
@RickaramaTrama-lc1ys
@RickaramaTrama-lc1ys 4 жыл бұрын
Ditto~!!!
@allenlovell1604
@allenlovell1604 2 жыл бұрын
How Jeff is able to keep a straight face and avoid irreversible tongue tangling is beyond me ! I love his characters, maybe he could something with some former and current politicians ? That would hilarious
@jamesmorrissey2297
@jamesmorrissey2297 3 жыл бұрын
Jeff's ability to stay in character, is amazing. Always, there are two people on stage.😀👍
@cb4337
@cb4337 4 жыл бұрын
ribs getting caught on the spine; rib cage coming off... Jeff's expression...PRICELESS!!! 🤣🤣🤣
@cutiepatootie4094
@cutiepatootie4094 3 жыл бұрын
Just 👁👄👁
@WheatleyDoodlez
@WheatleyDoodlez 2 жыл бұрын
Just O°O Ò~Ó
@rayoko_tube
@rayoko_tube 2 жыл бұрын
His scream at 8:02 had me rolling HAHA was not expecting that 😂
@NERGYStudios
@NERGYStudios 4 жыл бұрын
The only guy who can integrate a technical difficulty so seamlessly into the main act!
@gedjones5977
@gedjones5977 3 жыл бұрын
It’s more than likely that was written and rehearsed after a malfunction during rehearsals, the duct tape bit looked too practised and the stage hand was laughing when he first came on.
@apocalypse2819
@apocalypse2819 3 жыл бұрын
@@gedjones5977 you sound like such a fun person...
@dionlindsay2
@dionlindsay2 2 жыл бұрын
@@apocalypse2819 I'm with @Ged Jones on this one. It makes it even more fun that JD has thought it all through and rehearsed it. He's a performer.
@jamielyndriscoll3691
@jamielyndriscoll3691 3 жыл бұрын
“SILENCE I KILL YOU!” Gets me everytime I love it 💀
@leociresi4292
@leociresi4292 3 жыл бұрын
When Achmed loses his arm or leg. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@jean-mi1825
@jean-mi1825 2 жыл бұрын
Someone should sample it and use it when people are being lound in movie theater !
@userslinx6865
@userslinx6865 2 жыл бұрын
If I say that line in PUBLIC like Achmed... some body call 911. Don't try because I already test it!
@dalehood1846
@dalehood1846 Жыл бұрын
Great dating line. "SILENCE, I KILL YOU!". At least for the first time.
@rodolfobaliga7577
@rodolfobaliga7577 2 жыл бұрын
This guy jeff dunham is a multi talented when it comes in jokes entertainment, he makes your kidney blown up of laughing outloud.
@charleshewitt5169
@charleshewitt5169 2 жыл бұрын
And yet you can see his lips and throught move he Ned's to take lessons from Darcy Lyn farmer she is the best
@scrappydoo7887
@scrappydoo7887 Жыл бұрын
@@charleshewitt5169 you're really dull . Can't you just enjoy an act without turning it into a pissing contest?
@Shinlexia
@Shinlexia 4 жыл бұрын
To think that this is the dude who changed jeff dunhams career for the better I love achmed❤
@unknownalien3459
@unknownalien3459 4 жыл бұрын
it talks jeff not achmed cmon
@SaleBSGN
@SaleBSGN 4 жыл бұрын
@@unknownalien3459 Really??? OMG!
@hardwirecars
@hardwirecars 4 жыл бұрын
and to think it was one of his original prototypes look up dead osama.
@oldgoat7089
@oldgoat7089 Жыл бұрын
Actually, I think that when we elected a president who looks like Walter, Jeff's career/fame was made!
@JackSilver1410
@JackSilver1410 4 жыл бұрын
His ability to play off puppet malfunctions is legendary.
@miryssaduncan9615
@miryssaduncan9615 2 жыл бұрын
I love how Jeff talks to them like they are real but then I remember it's all him 🤣😂
@yarningchick
@yarningchick 4 жыл бұрын
Whatever else Jeff might be dealing with, the main point is that he will always have someone to talk to, even in quarantine.
@harissououro4335
@harissououro4335 4 жыл бұрын
What a talent! I have great respect for you Jeff. Your name will down in the books as one of the best ventriloquist of all times. Bravo!
@charleshewitt5169
@charleshewitt5169 2 жыл бұрын
Are you kidding me even at twelve Darcy out performed him
@Ghostbusternyc
@Ghostbusternyc Жыл бұрын
@@charleshewitt5169yeah, no one knows who you’re talking about. Jeff is the best.
@jennyfindley1514
@jennyfindley1514 Жыл бұрын
You are an extremely talented man. My favorite puppet is Achmed the dead terrorist I would hope you'll be written in the school drama class for years to come 😅😅
@Pr0phetless
@Pr0phetless 2 жыл бұрын
Goes to show the talent Jeff has where his props break unintentionally, and the crowd goes crazy
@Caduceus0508
@Caduceus0508 4 жыл бұрын
Sometimes I think the characters are real and Jeff is the dummy
@drchunkybiscuit9973
@drchunkybiscuit9973 4 жыл бұрын
Or, you're the dummy! 😉
@emmaoconnor5748
@emmaoconnor5748 4 жыл бұрын
lol
@DGsynchroman
@DGsynchroman 4 жыл бұрын
“Jeff the shared delusion”
@azreljohnson2983
@azreljohnson2983 4 жыл бұрын
Ouch
@justinw7258
@justinw7258 4 жыл бұрын
Or you could be the real dummy
@SailorV1234
@SailorV1234 3 жыл бұрын
I give Jeff more props over everything else for being able to make jokes about accidents that happen during a show.
@jaiengore2908
@jaiengore2908 2 жыл бұрын
I’ve recently broken my femure and on nights that I can’t sleep I’m listening to Jeff. I often wonder if he realizes how many people he makes smile, even during the bad times?
@raquelgarcia7424
@raquelgarcia7424 3 ай бұрын
Oh no! My brother had leg injury 3 weeks ago. Femur, tibia and ankle surgery. Speedy healing to you and keep laughing/smiling! 🫶🏽
@jaiengore2908
@jaiengore2908 3 ай бұрын
@@raquelgarcia7424 thank you! I pray that your brother is recovering from all his injuries. I’ll keep y’all in my prayers. 🙏🫶
@raquelgarcia7424
@raquelgarcia7424 3 ай бұрын
@@jaiengore2908 🙏🏽thanks!
@lazylot9560
@lazylot9560 4 жыл бұрын
After watching all of Jeff Dunham's performances I feel like all his puppets are real and like they share a bond like family....Thank You Jeff Dunham 👍😂
@leonadodson5906
@leonadodson5906 6 ай бұрын
I would like to meet Walters wife
@seemslegit6203
@seemslegit6203 3 жыл бұрын
"Last time i had this much plastic on my chest, it exploded" i was laughing at that for far too long
@cutiepatootie4094
@cutiepatootie4094 3 жыл бұрын
Imagine your mom walking in on you watching this, not even a teenager, laughing at a shmecks joke. Yea that happened once. Not gonna say when, but I got slapped so hard my cheek is still sore T.T
@Tree_e888
@Tree_e888 2 жыл бұрын
@@cutiepatootie4094 sorry about that man, my parents let me watch family Guy when I was 5 years old so that would never be a problem for me!
@monsoon3816
@monsoon3816 2 жыл бұрын
@@cutiepatootie4094 ok
@catalinache
@catalinache Жыл бұрын
excellent show.... Loving so much both Achmed & Achmedina :)
@sillyoldfrog
@sillyoldfrog 2 жыл бұрын
Seeing Jeff perform live is number one on my bucket list.
@Michaelmyersbae
@Michaelmyersbae 2 жыл бұрын
My parents saw him on a cruise ship before he got famous
@roxannerobinson2398
@roxannerobinson2398 2 жыл бұрын
Mine too. He was here a few months back and I missed it. Hope he comes back soon.
@charleshewitt5169
@charleshewitt5169 2 жыл бұрын
You must have a short bucket list
@ryankelly9032
@ryankelly9032 Жыл бұрын
Saw him at Winstar. He’s hilarious.
@cynthiaellerbee1720
@cynthiaellerbee1720 Жыл бұрын
He is actually better live
@silverphantom9675
@silverphantom9675 3 жыл бұрын
I love how when most comedians talk about issues, Jeff Dunham uses actual characters and has conversations with them. It makes everything a hell of a lot more funny. Great stuff, I enjoy listening to your shows on Apple Music.
@tessiet.santos3291
@tessiet.santos3291 8 ай бұрын
Of all Jeff Dunham characters I love Achmed!
@kenhurley4441
@kenhurley4441 4 жыл бұрын
A person who talks to himself,,,,, using a puppet and making things up as he goes is totally awesome! Jeff's having more fun than the audience!
@morganleo625
@morganleo625 4 жыл бұрын
"The last time I had this much plastic on my chest,it EXPLODED!" LOL
@debbiebammann8444
@debbiebammann8444 2 жыл бұрын
Oh he's soooo funny. God bless you Jeff and your whole family. Thanks for making us laugh!
@thehigh-plainspiper9143
@thehigh-plainspiper9143 4 жыл бұрын
Never would have known that people would have cheered when someone says, “there is a terrorist among us”.
@lilsunflower5146
@lilsunflower5146 4 жыл бұрын
0:01 "ladies and gentlemen, there's a terrorist among us". audience applauds
@NightmareYT_real
@NightmareYT_real 5 ай бұрын
"Ladies and gentlemen, there's a terrorist among u-" (explosion)
@BOKC_SkivMalarky
@BOKC_SkivMalarky 3 ай бұрын
I even read this when Jeff was saying it 😂
@brenredhead3482
@brenredhead3482 Жыл бұрын
It's the eyes that gets you when he says, "Silence I Keel You."
@Panwere36
@Panwere36 4 жыл бұрын
Achmed is the reason that you are one of (if not still THE) most popular comedians in the Middle East! Thank you and God Bless you for "allowing" Achmed to be in your act!!
@kerriproper5843
@kerriproper5843 4 жыл бұрын
Every time I hear Achmed's " Jingle Bombs" song, I always crack up during his verse of the song🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@annedorris5899
@annedorris5899 Жыл бұрын
This guy is the best, Achmed & Peanut are my favorites
@SW-fb1wh
@SW-fb1wh 4 жыл бұрын
When I went to a Jeff Dunham show he accidentally threw Peanut, and I think he took Achmeds arm off, and he sang Jingle bombs and my dad started laughing so hard. He actually couldn't stop, and when Achmed Said I KEEL YOU, he was chuckling. Gonna be honest Peanut was one of my favorite parts of the show
@kenr7715
@kenr7715 4 жыл бұрын
OMG, I LOVED THIS!! Can't wait to show my wife this evening. She works in healthcare field and could really use the laughter. Thank you!!!
@ellencoelho16
@ellencoelho16 Жыл бұрын
I watch these shows over and over again and still laugh till I cry! Love Achmed the best!
@CindyJohnston-oo5zx
@CindyJohnston-oo5zx 2 ай бұрын
I never get tired of watching Jeff's videos! Achmed cracks me up!
@local_ace_case
@local_ace_case 4 жыл бұрын
My dad introduced me to this, and Achmed was the first puppet I ever reacted to. So thank you for producing the best terrorist ever!
@local_ace_case
@local_ace_case 4 жыл бұрын
One more thing: Do you think you could ever do Peanut and Achmed on stage one day?
@neotheresa
@neotheresa 3 жыл бұрын
Watching these specials on tv is one of the most vivid and beloved memories of when I was a kid (which probably lead to my more mature sense of humor at that age) and, even after a little over a decade I am still blown away by the skill
@larrybennettsr8048
@larrybennettsr8048 Жыл бұрын
You got to be the funniest comedian I've ever seen acting it is funny he's hilarious all your other funny man I can watch him over and over and I get a kick out of your your pretty slick throwing your voice man I like it when you throw down in the box with Walter you're pretty good man I ain't seen nobody better than you you don't need to be on America's Got Talent you got that beat hands down
@komrade_8352
@komrade_8352 4 жыл бұрын
Counter Terrorist Units:His hitbox is smaller since he is just a walking skeleton, get the biggest guns you can.
@haroldhahn7044
@haroldhahn7044 4 жыл бұрын
Don't be silly! He is already dead! Just keep reminding yourself that Jeff can make anything including a road kill, or a baked thanksgiving turkey, talk, and be funny!
@Nighthawke70
@Nighthawke70 4 жыл бұрын
They tried to catch him, but he left a false trail by throwing an arm and his rib cage at the cat. And so kitty being greedy, ran for it carrying his bits all over the place.
@zekesteed4185
@zekesteed4185 4 жыл бұрын
That song jingle bombs always gets me where it hurts. I love how melodramatic Achmed is.
@leociresi4292
@leociresi4292 Жыл бұрын
I love Achmed’s Amamata, Alquaida High!
@MCB_GS
@MCB_GS 4 ай бұрын
Jeff Dunham is the number one comedian in Saudi Arabia. And it's not even a joke
@jeffdunham795
@jeffdunham795 4 ай бұрын
Thank you so much for your love and support it keeps me going.
@finiteionews
@finiteionews 4 жыл бұрын
🤔 “ ...hmmm, when Achmed farts does he ring like a wind chime?!” - Anthony Aaron
@jaynamooney9745
@jaynamooney9745 4 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣 And now I have to clean up the coffee I spewed all over, but it was worth it!!!🤣🤣😍😍😍
@Ghostrob2023
@Ghostrob2023 4 жыл бұрын
Jeff should have that in his next show which I think would make everyone laugh so hard they end up doing it as well. Lol!!!
@mikerose1441
@mikerose1441 4 жыл бұрын
@@jaynamooney9745 Coca-Cola here, stings for a few minutes... had to rewind after clean-up
@magpieone9390
@magpieone9390 4 жыл бұрын
Thank goodness I'm drinking water right now 😆😆😆😆
@jaynamooney9745
@jaynamooney9745 4 жыл бұрын
@@magpieone9390 Right!!🤣🤣🤣🥛
@callmestubz
@callmestubz 4 жыл бұрын
Can’t wait for this and the best of Jose
@maulzy18_yt13
@maulzy18_yt13 4 жыл бұрын
Same lol
@electric98yt98
@electric98yt98 4 жыл бұрын
Same here
@augustlewis6679
@augustlewis6679 4 жыл бұрын
same
@Jbot004
@Jbot004 4 жыл бұрын
Best of José, on a stick
@deadponic117
@deadponic117 4 жыл бұрын
i dont know if he can post those jokes because of the current political situation, but it cant hurt if it makes people laugh.
@rachelgarcia4301
@rachelgarcia4301 Жыл бұрын
A+ for originality. I LOVE it!
@razorsedg3563
@razorsedg3563 4 жыл бұрын
We actually sang Jingle Bombs constantly in December while in Afghanistan. Needless to say, Al Qaeda weren't happy(the ones who understood English) It was funny!!
@kerriethompson2073
@kerriethompson2073 4 жыл бұрын
My favorite Christmas Carol ever!
@djonpow
@djonpow 4 жыл бұрын
That IS funny!...oorah!
@hollywoodghostbusters9869
@hollywoodghostbusters9869 4 жыл бұрын
That's fucking awesome!
@architakumar2579
@architakumar2579 4 жыл бұрын
@@djonpow ba dum tuss
@dannyh.s.1936
@dannyh.s.1936 4 жыл бұрын
Is this true?
@LD-hs9iv
@LD-hs9iv 3 жыл бұрын
"SILENCE! I KILL YOU!" Those words have remained with me ever since I was a child 😂
@sleepymoo6130
@sleepymoo6130 Жыл бұрын
Jeff is just awesome....the way he gets offended at his puppets is just so endearing lol x
@unogazzy84
@unogazzy84 4 жыл бұрын
Jeff: How do you spell your name? Achmed: A... C... Phlegm. Hahahahahahaha I'm crying here.
@jonathankennedy
@jonathankennedy 4 жыл бұрын
SILENCE! I KEEL YOU!
@christianparrish6647
@christianparrish6647 4 жыл бұрын
Classic
@T05H18A1037
@T05H18A1037 Жыл бұрын
7:34 “Your ribs are caught on your spine. One second.” Not a sentence you hear everyday! 😄
@levibrechbiel2183
@levibrechbiel2183 4 жыл бұрын
WHEN HE SAID FLESH WOUND I IMMEDIATELY THOUGHT OF THE BLACK KNIGHT FROM MONTY PYTHON AND THE HOLY GRAIL
@TheMokubaCosplayer
@TheMokubaCosplayer 4 жыл бұрын
Basically
@smc1942
@smc1942 4 жыл бұрын
Me too!😄😄😄
@ieatchildren7863
@ieatchildren7863 4 жыл бұрын
*Ţ̠̫̳̳͉̙̘͔̌̊̋͑ͯ͆̉͛ͦ̍͊͛̓͝¡̡̰͇̱̜̩̩̩̼̗̫͍̩̞̙̊ͬͭ̏̓̽͂̄̅̌͛ͥ́͛̇ͣ̇̀͡§̛̘̮̳ͮ͆̅ͫ̎͂͗̊̍͒̔ͥ͊ ̨̧̼̞̜̽̽͛̎̔́͌͗͆̂ͮ̂̎̄̽̆͟b̠̠͉͈̲͍̻̟͚̼̖̹͎͈̤̺̻ͣ̀̏ͤͬͯ͠u̙͎̞̞̩̼̘̘̰ͭ͊̔͐ͦ̕ͅt̋̑̎ͨͩ͌̌҉̢̪̞̮̩͈̹̼̱̬͉̦͠ ̸̨̳̖̬̞̺̱̹̭͕͚͓̥ͧͭ͌̈ͤ̾̒͑̕͞Æ̶̛̼͕̘̤̦̹̘͈̙̖̣͈͚̏ͫ͊́́͘ ̢̲̼̣͔̪̌͗̌̿̌͗̋ͪ̋ͯ̓͌̔̀S͑͒͊̅ͩͦ͗ͯ́҉̶̹͍͉̮̹̠͖͔̫̪͓͝ͅç̵͈͕͔̳̘̳̹̳͈͙̳̺̺̳̎̾̈́̎̋͐̒ͦͩ̏͒̒͊̇̒͟͞ͅr̨̢̫̱̖̮̮͉͐͊̇̓͌̌̍͒̄̏̉͗̉͊̄̚Ā̞̥͎͎̘̩̜̫̣͇͍̜̬̣̜̋̿̈́̽ͤ̈̈̂́ͤ͊͠ţ̸̷̸̦͔̤̠̼̖̞͔͍̫̲͖͉̗̃͌̊̎͂͐̓̓ͣ͋̚̚Č̵̡̠͓̱͍̱̮̪͙͚̟̰̤̤̽̌͋̂͑̑̽̿ͦ̎ͩ̏ͧ̎̎̀̚͜h͎̞̝̞͕̯͎͉͈̙͔͑̌̔̇̈́͂̒͐ͭͥͫ̊̅͊̽̀́̕͟*
@tradewins
@tradewins 4 жыл бұрын
All comedians steal material from others. It's just amazing to me that Jeff apparently thought nobody would notice he stole that line!
@oxtailpuncake1211
@oxtailpuncake1211 4 жыл бұрын
i think all of us did
@kanehawkins7008
@kanehawkins7008 4 жыл бұрын
Jeff Dunham is the only person on the planet who can say on a massive stage "there is a terrorist among us" and it get an applause
@wildwillie6132
@wildwillie6132 11 ай бұрын
I rerun this too often. Just too funny to ignore.
@Orca19904
@Orca19904 4 жыл бұрын
I hadn't seen that bit from Controlled Chaos yet; the part where Jeff accidentally pulled Achmed's entire ribcage off had me absolutely laughing my ass off! XD
@The_Freestyle_Skater
@The_Freestyle_Skater 4 жыл бұрын
my favorite achmed is when he was dressed up in minding the monsters
@The_Freestyle_Skater
@The_Freestyle_Skater 4 жыл бұрын
some of the best of bubba j
@Aulakyria
@Aulakyria Жыл бұрын
We need a two-hour video of Achmed !!
@coolstreetman
@coolstreetman 4 жыл бұрын
his version of jinglebells is the most patriotic thing ive heard LOL
@belinda8278
@belinda8278 4 жыл бұрын
Hi Jeff when can we see more of monsieur jacque merd 😂. He’s famous here in France. Please more French joke.
@roadking99jokerst60
@roadking99jokerst60 4 жыл бұрын
I do know ,,, Jack Shiet.
@TheGrocerboy
@TheGrocerboy 3 жыл бұрын
Translated loosely as Jack Shit. Most Americans would not get it!
@PRBLMatic671
@PRBLMatic671 2 жыл бұрын
Some people say he's the side character. Some people say he's the antagonist. But I say he's the hero.
@nickb3987
@nickb3987 4 жыл бұрын
Achmed is love achmed is life
@burnoutlegend0185
@burnoutlegend0185 4 жыл бұрын
But he's dead tho.
@sudeshkaruppan3607
@sudeshkaruppan3607 4 жыл бұрын
@@burnoutlegend0185 xd I can't breath
@gnashawits4368
@gnashawits4368 4 жыл бұрын
@@burnoutlegend0185 wait... I uhhhhh... Okay I win
@your_boy_jeff_
@your_boy_jeff_ 4 жыл бұрын
Nick B Normally people say that about Shrek but I’ll let it slide those this time!
@charleshewitt5169
@charleshewitt5169 2 жыл бұрын
Achmed is just a plastic puppet
@charankumar9897
@charankumar9897 Жыл бұрын
You're the GOAT man , we love your work. Keep entertaining us please.
@tobiasripper4124
@tobiasripper4124 4 жыл бұрын
after all these years im still laughing so hard at "poliosis".. that was just brillant. "help! im twisted and i can't get up!"
@christinab.2864
@christinab.2864 4 жыл бұрын
Oh you mean the whole I can set up now, actually no you can’t?
@tobiasripper4124
@tobiasripper4124 4 жыл бұрын
@@christinab.2864 no i don't think it was that. it was a christmas special in milwaukee. guitar guy was there... he was CRYING! and jeff could barelly keep it together himself because of that one. then jeff goes "i forgot where we were" and achmed "milwauwkee you asshole!".
@rbaileyrb
@rbaileyrb 4 жыл бұрын
2:18 me when i see a spider
@Pankaj_Agricos
@Pankaj_Agricos Жыл бұрын
Love From India... I Really Love the Achmed Character... This was Too Good...when they Say "I will Kill you...." 🤣🤣🤣
@thetrashcansystem
@thetrashcansystem 4 жыл бұрын
omg i died when his ribs came off xD the technical difficulties with the puppets are the funniest. i notice most of em happen with Achmed xD
@MegaRazorback
@MegaRazorback 4 жыл бұрын
"Well maybe if you fed me a sandwich every once in a while THIS SHIT WOULDN'T HAPPEN!!!!!!!
@nicolestewart
@nicolestewart 4 жыл бұрын
This never gets old 😂
@samasonedderman
@samasonedderman 2 жыл бұрын
I love Achmed ❤️!
@Kazeshini11
@Kazeshini11 4 жыл бұрын
My first time watching a Dunham sketch in 3 years since a relative of mine who enjoyed this very much with me passed away. Strange feeling to have. Mixture of laughter and sadness combined. Hard to describe. I want to thank you for the years of entertainment you have given me and my relative over the years. Walter was by far his favorite but can't bring myself to listen to a Walter sketch yet. Thank you for the good memories you provided me with.
@vintagebrew1057
@vintagebrew1057 4 жыл бұрын
Achmed, in a bizzare way, you have got me through the lockdown. Cheers from UK
@GordonBlack-t9c
@GordonBlack-t9c 8 ай бұрын
Jeff Dunham is a genius
@VoloKinProject
@VoloKinProject 4 жыл бұрын
Jeff the first time I've seen Achmed was like 15 years ago. I still laugh. Thank you
@ninetenduh
@ninetenduh 3 жыл бұрын
Even after all these years, this stuff is still hilarious.
@victoriathorne8252
@victoriathorne8252 2 жыл бұрын
I love Achmed gets stuck & falls apart
@jorgeneves7969
@jorgeneves7969 4 жыл бұрын
Achmed's voice actually sounds kinda intimidating when he is serious like Batman+Achmed (Batmed? Achman? BatAch?)
@weiss3922
@weiss3922 4 жыл бұрын
ACH-man
@Bird_God_
@Bird_God_ 4 жыл бұрын
MedMan ?
@marcuspoosz2190
@marcuspoosz2190 3 жыл бұрын
bachman?
@pamelaharnage
@pamelaharnage 4 жыл бұрын
Achmed one of my favorites. I will be downloading this on to my phone when it becomes available
@shellyoliver6173
@shellyoliver6173 3 ай бұрын
I just can't believe that I have not heard of you until today. Since COVID my husband had brain tumors and passed away two years ago and a year and two months ago a tornado hit my house and I have been living all this time in a hotel but things are finally coming to an end and I should be home by next month. Sorry I am going somewhere with all this. I haven't laughed in a long time but my new friend sent me a link to your video and for four hours now I have been laughing my self to tears watching all the videos of you I can find. You my friend are a genius in your field! Your talent is outstanding and if I can find you close enough to see you live I'm going to be there! Achmed is my favorite well and Walter is great too well all are! I'm in Tulsa Oklahoma and hope someday you'll come! I just am blown away watching your genius!!
@CindyJohnston-oo5zx
@CindyJohnston-oo5zx 2 ай бұрын
I'm so sorry for your loss. I lost my mother during COVID. What a tragic time! Like you, I recently discovered Jeff, and he has really lightened up my life! I watch his videos over and over, and laugh just as hard each time. I love Achmed, Peanut, and of course Walter! At least now I know where to go whenever I need a pick me up!
@SoftHeartPC
@SoftHeartPC 4 жыл бұрын
Actually, he's the only "man playing with dolls" I ever seen, that was funny as hell, and not a sad sight. 😂😊😏
@manu1434u
@manu1434u 4 жыл бұрын
Jeff..you are high up their with all time comedy greats..much love for putting a smile on millions of people..Thankyou!
@ClaiborneSmithJr
@ClaiborneSmithJr 7 ай бұрын
The funniest 😂 stuff I have seen it never goes old just love the way he does this
@perfectmotionx
@perfectmotionx 4 жыл бұрын
'Actually, you can't. Your ribs are caught on your spine.' ---umm, yeah. Hate when that happens 🤣
@pixelparasite829
@pixelparasite829 4 жыл бұрын
Jeff: There is a terrorist amongst us. Audience: (Cheers loudly)
@AlolaMaskedYT
@AlolaMaskedYT Жыл бұрын
5:17 Chipmunks doing a terrible job at harvesting be like:
@bubbagaming1337
@bubbagaming1337 4 жыл бұрын
"I'm a terrifying terrorist" "Rawr" "are you scared" "No" just then I got a Kohls ad and I shit my pants a little
@decoy9854
@decoy9854 4 жыл бұрын
Damn, this makes me so happy. I used to watch a few clips of Achmed when I was like 12 or 13yo, and now I'm 21. It's been a while since I felt this nostalgic.
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