Some Sussy Scuba Stories

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I had no idea scuba diving could be this insane lmao

[@Azeal]

Ahaha I love when Adobe premiere pro breaks my captions and overlaps the audio uwu so quirky sorry about that, hopefully the video is still entertaining

[@canalalex0119]

Oh! I thought you kept getting cut off everytime you tried to talk! That’s hilarious XD

[@TVtheTV]

Yeah editing is wack as fuck sometimes I understand.

[@shutlap]

how long does it take to caption everything?

[@Azeal]

@@shutlap several hours usually

[@mozzarellawizard6134]

@@Azeal I'd say it's worth it

[@Cosmic2254]

It's actually nice to hear something much more lighthearted in nature. I still think mental health is extremely important and Azeal is doing an amazing job of bringing awareness to it, but it's refreshing to hear something a bit more humorous and less dark.

[@whyiwakeup6460]

The one guy who had the wack paranormal shit and the part 2 are more lighthearted than most other stuff on the channel, and I kinda want more

[@fyrelorde]

I dunno, when she was diving in the night, that was pretty dark

[@nutritionalcow7]

@@fyrelorde good one

[@screaming_cat2007]

Agreed

[@cdesigner9178]

Indeed. While I'm glad to see that the mental health stuff is actually being talked about, sometimes I just want to hear stories of how a bounty hunter gets attacked by a redneck with a samurai sword, or a diver almost gets f***ed by a shark.

[@gofitc5620]

"Yeah I had a shark almost f*** me" The way it was said was so chill bro

[@airplanes_aren.t_real]

"Would you say that the shark was... drown bad?"

[@gofitc5620]

@@airplanes_aren.t_real *laughter track plays*

[@stephaniecourteoreille5972]

@@airplanes_aren.t_real *_Bdm tsss_*

[@PsycicStriker]

@@airplanes_aren.t_real I wanted to groan at the pun, but at the same time, it was just incredibly smooth

[@thebestproblemchild7017]

Me sees this video guru instantly comes to mind

[@Scarril_VT]

"A group therapy session with a fish" I never thought I would hear that in my entire life.

[@Sumthing2U]

Same 😂

[@KeyboardKlutz_0]

Your heavily emotional stories are immensely important, but I don't think anyone will be adverse to some of these more humorous takes. This had my lungs empty.

[@Azeal]

:)

[@RandomInternetStranger]

"this had my lungs empty" is one of the most unintentionally ominous things like ever lmao

[@KeyboardKlutz_0]

@@RandomInternetStranger Thats what happened when I heard her so bluntly say "Yeah the shark tried to F&ck me." Like it was just something that happened on her daily routine. I almost broke my chair laughing.

[@Falfan42]

@@KeyboardKlutz_0 I saw that and just returned to monke

[@dankerthegamer7279]

@@RandomInternetStranger this video boiled my skin it was so funny

[@CAyuh]

i’m never EVER fucking with scuba diving or messing with the ocean after i read into, and WATCHED FOOTAGE of someone diving too far down, getting so deep he physically cannot swim back up,hallucinating thinking he’s at the top, taking his breather off, and drowning, i can’t fathom the fear of knowing or not knowing when you’re at a point of no return like that

[@technodude458]

that’s why you’re not supposed to go that far down

[@adventurekitty101]

If you ever do go that far down, you have to go back up slowly. Give your body time to adjust to the pressure change. Atleast that’s what I’ve heard. Decompression sickness or something. Correct me if I’m wrong. Edit: I heard my info from a story where a man got stuck in a lucky air pocket in a boat that sank, the rescue divers had to slowly swim him up due to how long he was stuck under that giant boat. He’s still alive today and I think he also became a rescue diver.

[@RobinTheBot]

@@adventurekitty101 At a certain point it's just too far. No survival. You're just dead with 5 minutes to enjoy it.

[@canalalex0119]

I wanna see that footage now, any idea of where to find it?

[@titantanic7255]

@@canalalex0119 just look it up

[@kombatkid8674]

She had a shark try to eat her and a shark try to eat her out. SCUBA diving is something else!

[@aidenyorke2132]

ok

[@Mangotherango57]

@@aidenyorke2132omg it’s a primagen ahhhh

[@aidenyorke2132]

@@Mangotherango57 no

[@Mangotherango57]

@@aidenyorke2132 yes

[@aidenyorke2132]

@@Mangotherango57 :(

[@dashiellgillingham4579]

As soon as you mentioned you picked up a mantis shrimp I was like 'oh fuck you're going to break your hand in this story.' I'm glad it was an entirely different story. A mantis shrimp can punch like a bullet the size of its fist. They're tiny but they're entirely built to break very hard stuff. That's why they're brightly colored and don't fear bigger things.

[@lyndsaypeters5981]

She literally said it wasn't a mantis shrimp

[@eveakane6563]

I thought it was a pistol shrimp, which is just as scary.

[@Slurp_Durp]

And to add that on the punches can vaporize the water around it, being hot as 8,000 degrees.

[@prisma9971]

There’s actually two kinds of mantis shrimps: the ones that punch and the kinds that spear their prey

[@ranting2daMAX]

@@lyndsaypeters5981maybe they misheard or misread????

[@toakongu1]

When she mentioned she was the only one to have a dive knife, I was half expecting her to say "Shark Repellant Bat Spray" instead lol. If you get that reference you had a fun childhood

[@DeliHam]

Batman?

[@sentientmop1801]

Dude it’s that one obscure Batman reference on that helicopter

[@PsycicStriker]

Smooth

[@azadalamiq]

@@sentientmop1801 not really adam west batman was popular.

[@azadalamiq]

I mean, there are just some days you just can't rid of a bomb. :)

[@unfavred4205]

"Drown Bad" LMAO best dad joke ever

[@necktye1315]

I absolutely hate the ocean, stupendously beautiful but infinitely terrifying, so to hear stories like this that sounds so casual is mind boggling to me. Mad respect to our diver friend

[@YaToGamiKuro]

whenevr i see the see, and how deep it is, i always wonder, if i swim there, ik there will be a hand pulling me down to the bottom and make me one of their captives

[@Yuki_Ika7]

same, i have a fear of water deeper than my neck

[@sovuchkin5093]

I really hope fizzy comes out okay

[@Azeal]

Me too ;-;

[@airplanes_aren.t_real]

Same

[@glacierwolf2155]

We all wish that she comes back out alive.

[@PsycicStriker]

As do I

[@l0li_w0lf]

Alright bois, who wants to grap some of my guns and break fizzy out

[@thicc.pikachu]

She sounds very passionate about diving. It's really cool to see someone so knowledgeable about a topic so interesting that a lot of people don't know much about. I didn't know that you could essentially get high by just being in deep water.

[@gitguuchisidetweedledeeand7200]

That’s a guy

[@gitguuchisidetweedledeeand7200]

That’s a guy

[@gitguuchisidetweedledeeand7200]

That’s a guy

[@gitguuchisidetweedledeeand7200]

That’s a guy

[@gitguuchisidetweedledeeand7200]

That’s a guy

[@goodasdead4303]

Sussy scuba stories with your favorite mid term biology study

[@MyLittlePonyTheater]

Scuba diving is one of those things I've wanted to get into my whole life, but that I've never had the opportunity to do living in an inland state. It's always awesome to hear stories like these - even the scary ones. I look forward to one day getting my license and going on dives myself!

[@airplanes_aren.t_real]

Good luck

[@stephaniecourteoreille5972]

As somone who loves the ocean & it's oddity's, this video is such a joy to watch! It' both scary, *AND* funny- I want to hide in my bed while also wanting to explore the ocean- it's weird man

[@marcopohl4875]

same

[@vv-dj4gt]

Glad to hear she's found something in life that she that interested in, especially after such a rough start.

[@Bill-lo3hm]

"Drown bad" That got me by surprise, im still laugthing

[@itsyaboiroman3345]

I’m currently working towards my Master Diver qualification too! I’ve done 35 dives so far and need 50 to do it. I’ve done my Advanced Open Water diver and have gotten First Aid certified so that I can do my Rescue Diver qualification next. After that I can do my Master! It was so nice to hear another diver talk about their stories. Telling people about my experiences to try and encourage them to dive is one of my favourite things. I’ve seen sharks a few times too, however they were just Black Tip Reef Sharks so it was pretty safe. It may be dangerous but it’s one of those activities that once you do you just can’t get enough of and I would really encourage anyone that gets the opportunity to to try scuba at least once

[@goldenapplesaga5446]

Azeal's dad jokes give me life

[@guywithmusicalinstruments]

watching this on the livestream was fucking hilarious, loving going back through and watching it a second time through.

[@gonk1244]

imagine going to an island and almost getting *mated* by a shark, JUST TO WATCH PLANKTON *mate*

[@jeffreyramirez9621]

The shark wanted to make jaws 5

[@neochromatic6723]

lmao

[@titantanic7255]

I’m actually getting my scuba diving certificate soon and I am in the PADI seal team aswell, I can’t wait! (I remember when they taught me about the air vest that keeps you buoyant, I was so amazed) I love swimming in oceans with sea life as I have done snorkeling but I’ve always wanted to be able to stay there for longer periods of time. One time when I was snorkeling in Belize, we were going to swim with nurse sharks and I came across some rays, they told us the rays are friendly and I’m sure they are but anyone would still be scared to be stung. Well the reys are swimming around me and just before that I saw my first wild shark ever (I love sharks), I chased it as hard as I could but it was kinda scared of me and swam away. Now while I’m swimming I come across a barracuda, now take in the fact that the barracudas there are HUGE not like super big but abnormally large (and scary!) they have tons of sharp teeth and stuff just look up a picture of an oceanic barracuda. So this barracuda is eyeing me down and I’m starting to feel a little scared, and then, a Rey comes right below me, (I am in a very shallow area near a reef) they say that reys do this as like a game or something but having a Rey right beneath your fear isn’t very fun, but then a realize that the Rey starts to chase the barracuda away, I’m not sure if it was just trying to eat it but I’m pretty sure that it was protecting me! Anyways that’s pretty much it, I also saw a moray eel teaming up with a Goliath grouper by getting behind it and the grouper acts as a sort of wall and they get close to a fish and bam! The eel kills it, they then split it in half, it’s kind of crazy to see two different species working together for food.

[@johnmcconnell7052]

I've got shot at etc hearing the first situation is more terrifying than getting shot at. Glad you bring up the pros and cons about it.

[@Rat_64]

Great, now I’m afraid of swimming because at any moment Moe the Minivan Fish could appear behind me and kill me instantly

[@MoodyRugrat]

I love that all you got from the shark story was “So you could say that he was.. drown bad?”

[@monkeboy121]

As someone who worked at an airsoft / paintball place my manager was a dive instructor and we had tanks ourselves I learned alot about tanks and I know a broken oring leaks are quick and if a problem occurs underwater especially at night it can be terrifying

[@flowerperson581]

It's nice to see something not triggering for once lol

[@Crazyfrog41]

Speak for yourself... I am never going near the ocean ever again

[@pige0223]

@@Crazyfrog41 ocean is pretty when you're deep down. the fish near the shallows scare me

[@elwiwi4638]

@@Crazyfrog41 🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈

[@steveoevo]

@@pige0223rlly?! This guy?! 🐟

[@pige0223]

@@steveoevo yes.

[@claraB1016]

The fact that the woman in the shrimp story still insisted on the "touching marine life" issue after nearly killing someone? I would have flipped. That makes me so angry. The obvious ignorance and plain self-righteousness is baffling

[@JTruong3rd]

That story with the shark. And I thought dolphins were already pretty sus as they are.

[@jayboi3488]

Dolphins no matter what are always pretty damn sus.

[@Slurp_Durp]

Dolphins are still the number 1 sus creatures in the ocean

[@airplanes_aren.t_real]

This will be a tale to remember

[@alanlowstuter9698]

You mean a tail to remember (I'm sorry)

[@airplanes_aren.t_real]

@@alanlowstuter9698 not as sorry as the drown bad shark

[@TVtheTV]

I love this girl so much she’s so charismatic and strong.

[@StonedHunter]

I really appreciate the balance of heavier and more lighthearted content that you put out. As important as the heavier topics are to cover, it's just as important that we remember all the wonderful weirdness that goes on in our world.

[@dilophosauruschannel9525]

I absolutely love these stories! Also too I really hope Fizzy is alright and safe

[@BlackReshiram]

i dont mind these more lighthearted stories sometimes! its important to take a breather inbetween heavier subjects :D

[@ErikPT]

Exactly my point! Some serious issues adding light humor. We will exhaust ourselves hearing morbid topics instead, a breather to reprieve! Also, having a serious account sprinkled with humor like the marine fire watch frijoles

[@unknown20005]

i like how every video has a charity this channel is probably one of the top contributors to a number of charities

[@sloppiesweeaboocorner]

Being able to understand all the technical details about what someone in your videos is talking about made this video going from “haha pretty funny” to “damn right hilarious”

[@Mizaxa]

For those interested in the shrimp, i believe the shrimp she's talking about is either the coral banded shrimp or the crystal red shrimp. Im thinking coral banded cause she said it looked weird

[@prisma9971]

Thank you friend :)

[@littlemisseevee2309]

I love her stories, its always nice to hear her and hear she is doing better too

[@Clown_the_Clown]

"Her" hahaha

[@mellcatz]

@@Clown_the_Clownyes?

[@Clown_the_Clown]

@@mellcatz that is a man

[@mellcatz]

@@Clown_the_Clown she is intersex, she wasn’t even born a male but she is intersex but identifies as a woman, stop being so desperate for attention.

[@シジマメイ]

@@Clown_the_Clown you are on so many comments you are just proving your desperation

[@toakongu1]

Alternate Title: VRChat KZbinr Makes Horrible Pun After Guest Nearly Boned By Shark

[@cavemaster5981]

You have no idea how much you just motivated me to become a diver when I grow up as a profession

[@OreDa_]

Some light-hearted content is nice too see! A good mix of topics right there. Context: I have SSI Open water diver certificate, though i don't do diving anymore. Leaky tanks: This is why I have an fear of/obsession with the pressure gauge. Man o'war: The bloody thing is a menace. I was stung by one. You ever broke a leg? Yea that, but about 4 times worse, and longer and AUGH. Fish encounters: Some fish are really curious, and try to bite off pieces of equipment too. None tried to tackle me yet though. About the abbyss: I don't like it either. It's not fun not seeing anything. Especially at night. The diving instructor: NONONONONONONONO. You know the blobfish (Psychrolutes Marcidus)? It does NOT look like that normally. That's the result of being pulled from a considerable depth (about 1200 m) up to the surface. It's an extreme example of what would happen to all your tissues had they been deeper. As the Guest said: attempted murder. If you want to check if you have Talassofobia i'd recommend playing a nice game called Subanautica, but try as hard as possible to go into the game blind. It's really nice. And really terryfying if you hapen to have Talassofobia.

[@PsycicStriker]

What's Talassofobia?

[@elfi643]

@@PsycicStriker fear of open water

[@gos358]

@@PsycicStriker a misspelling of Thalassophobia, the fear of the ocean/sea

[@PsycicStriker]

@@gos358 thanks

[@OreDa_]

In my defense it's not a mis-spelling, it's how it's written in my language. Still, thanks for corrections.

[@killian9314]

26:20 she got CO2 and Oxygen backwards, it's 78% Nitrogen, 21% O2, the rest is split between co2 and other gases

[@that_void_being5619]

the man'o'war ugh,those guys are horrible,they're everywhere in nz and aussie during summer too

[@jupiter8315]

i met you on vrchat a few minutes ago, you are the coolest person, i was to scared to say hello till my sister said something. you are my fav vrc yt :DD - viper

[@Azeal]

Oh hey there! That was fun, nice meeting you :)

[@Falfan42]

You really wanted that alliteration, damnit

[@Azeal]

😎

[@Falfan42]

@@Azeal that was hella fast

[@couchfort3934]

Maine lobsters, not “main” lobster. Love you. Azeal. 😂

[@Azeal]

Sorry I missed that 😭

[@sierradonaldson2472]

It's really cool to hear into scientific fields! I think it would be fantastic to hear crazy stories from like, geologists or forensic scientists

[@eyesofobsidian9222]

"Drown Bad" followed swiftly by that disappointed sigh XD Was a good pun tho

[@thisperson2963]

I’ve always considered getting scuba certifications since every time I leave for vacation I’m running around snorkeling and free diving chasing the fish and one time this shark who wanted nothing to do with me or my go pro (which I had clicked off record trying to record) but where I live the water is more on the vile and rip current side. But it’s great to hear stories explained with so much detail it gives me a clear visualization of how gorgeous it is to be able to stay down there for longer than a few seconds to a minute. But my nicotine addiction definitely killed my diving time 😅

[@1223whiteguy]

When i was doing my open water course, a shark cleaner / shark sucker tried to swim up my dive masters pants

[@sumilebellekaese6349]

This was absolutely so interesting to listen to! The passion just seeps out from the conversation and i just got so engrossed in the stories ❤ if you could do more of these that would be amazing!!

[@Reereepeepee-hc4cw]

I would love to see them here again and hear more stories about diving and experiences

[@gareckthetailor9918]

it saw her caked up on a dive day and couldn't help itself lol

[@aidreinhorn1534]

Imagine trying to get freaky with a girl, only to realize halve way through she's a gigantic alien.

[@mikaelrs2219]

Oh man i can just listen to stories like that for hours

[@everydaynoob1]

Ngl that shark must have had a huge hit on their self confidence thinking they can’t do their job right

[@Azeal]

😔

[@ÆSH379]

"Could you see the shark was maybe, drown bad?" Really got me.

[@CrowSongProductions]

Man, I loved this, a bit of levity as exactly what I was needing! Not to mention the deeply interesting scuba facts I would have otherwise known nothing about!

[@aidenlink4580]

I hear tendrils... tentacles in my mind, and shark mating...

[@Praise_the_Omnisiah]

If I ever hear the words “Drown Bad” in that order again I will become physically violent

[@Azeal]

That is understandable

[@peteneblett9344]

Small point: Bugs aka Maine (Atlantic) lobster CAN be sweet and compact, or more meat and less flavor. It's a more matter of hardshell or soft shell. Ready to molt vs just molted; they get crammed into their shell, then burst out face-hugger style. Part of why they come inshore in the summer. Awesome otherwise, been listening to your story and happy for this addition. Nothin but love from this far Northern fishing village!😉

[@clarehidalgo]

8:21 reminds me when I went night snorkeling in Puerto Rico to see the luminescent plankton in a specific bay then we were swarmed by moon jellies and I was the only one to get stung

[@wildwaters8348]

5:51 I once got an ear infection like that while diving in a lake. Wasn’t that deep either, I don’t know how to dive with a tank so I just dive and hold my breath (where we usually swim it's 3-4 meters deep). I've loved diving to the ground and looking at the fish and crabs and stuff since I was little, but I guess that one time I wasn’t fast enough with equalizing the pressure. I dive, and I feel this pop in my ear and then really REALLY bad pain. It didn’t stop hurting until I got to a doctor that put a cotton ball drenched in some salve in my ear, that had to stay there for two days. Not a ripped ear drum, but honestly after that, I don’t think I ever want to experience a ripped ear drum

[@Photo_ID]

*sonic drown theme starts playing* her: "I won't surface ill just go to my dive instructor who 20 feet away"

[@darkmagician4697]

12:49 I feel like that was a not necessary pun. In fact it made me write this comment. Bad Azeal. Side: Note amazing job

[@Azeal]

😎

[@Adroxia]

Definitely one of my favorite videos of yours to date

[@MaticTheProto]

Even before they said that I already thought „no way inflating that thing down there isn’t dangerous with compression sickness“. What an a hole diving instructor

[@RE3-Nemesis]

I have thallasophobia and honestly thinking about deep water freaks me out otherwise though great video keep up the great work

[@cringycrank7077]

the first story: its getting hard to breath, oh well, anyways imma keep petting this cool lobster.

[@radioactiveassassin5218]

11:58 That made me laugh out loud. Way more than it should have. I love you for it.

[@jabberwocky1790]

0:00 WHO THE F*CK STARTS A CONVERSATION LIKE THAT?!??- Peter Griffin

[@yourfriendlyneighborhoodmonke]

scuba s-self c-contained u-underwater b-breathing a-apparatus

[@Fishchair]

That shark almost made her fail NNN

[@OneColdRepublican]

Well that's quite the opening.

[@Kraxel-North]

I enjoy your usual content but it is nice to every once in a while get a story that isn't extremely traumatic.

[@tadhgmcdermid7545]

i was here for the stream, man i loved her, she is an inspiration and i admire her

[@bigtankmctokery543]

This is DEFINITELY a Nopefish, found in Nevergonnahappen Bay off the coast of Upper Fuckthatistan. There's no way in NINE HELLS you'd get me to do something like that RECREATIONALLY!! Emergency situation ONLY! To the storyteller I say you're made of sterner stuff than I, thankfully you're willing to share your exploits with us because they're very entertaining ESPECIALLY that horny shark tale, it wrought many a guffaw to hear! Azeal please have more of this type of stuff, it's a much required counterbalance to the more serious interviews.

[@An_idiotgamer]

the funny thing is the 14 foot lemon shark isnt the thing that scared me, it was the fact that you were over a 2000 foot wet abyss(i have kinda severe thalassaphobia, and the fear of looking down into water and not seeing the bottom)

[@MarsMakes]

there are many perks to being a marine biologist

[@ApenasumBr]

one lobster distracted her while the other tried to end her oxygen so they could eat her later as revenge for their deceased lobster buddys

[@lumaowo2113]

I saw the last story of hers and I relate to it a lot I'm also trans but I mostly related hormone issues (and being denied transitioning because of it) it got into the part of tumor near in the pituitary gland I already know I have it.. I have the testing already written up years ago it's been waiting years now I'm just avoiding the testing.. I've been dealing with chronic cluster headaches since I was young my cortisol is cyclic so I'll have high cortisol one day and low the next creating stretch marks all over my body.. in places it doesn't make since my arms and around where they draw blood and parts of the body that not even extrame body builders get stretch marks and I'm too weak to work out happy to hear someone who survived the surgery.. transitioning and doing things they love kind of gives me hope thank you

[@woomy2343]

I'll bet the shrimp that you found with the red and white stripes was either a coral banded shrimp or a pistol shrimp

[@txicacez3765]

Someone in her friend group: *starts a debate* Her: *argues back* Someone in her friend group: at least I didn't get mated by a shark

[@yeetbirdo]

So just something about the nitrox segment. First off, normal air is about 78% nitrogen, 21% oxygen, and 1% other gasses. Secondly, nitrox doesn't add co2, just adds more oxygen and takes away nitrogen. Third, nitrox doesn't let you go deeper, it actually DECREASES your depth limit. This is because of oxygen toxicity. Basically, the partial pressure of oxygen in your breathing mix should not exceed 1.4 bar. To determine the pp (haha) you take the oxygen percentage as a decimal and multiply it by how much pressure you're feeling based on the depth. This number increases by one for every ten meters you descend. So with EANx36 (36% O2) at 30m (~100ft) you would have an oxygen pp of about 1.44, which is too much, so you can't even go that deep with EANx36. With EANx32 (32% O2) at 30m the pp would be about 1.28, which means you can go that deep. On normal air, you can get to about 65m (~215ft) with a pp of about 1.365. So to sum it up normal air lets you go deeper than nitrox.

[@aimoealmighty]

Is it bad the thumbnail peaked my curiosity?

[@ZikedY]

No, it isn't

[@Azeal]

That's the goal :)

[@RudyMA]

@@Azeal 🗿🗿

[@titan_o7]

I remember the one and only time I went scuba diving was in Belize. It's hard to recall exactly what it was like since I have the memory of a microwaved banana but one thing I will always remember is just how badly I want to do it again. One of these days for sure. Scuba diving may be expensive and the training may be long and extensive, but it is ABSOLUTELY worth it all.

[@Toonlink-sd9rg]

The lemon shark was like “lemme scare the shit outta someone, and make them realize they’re over the depths of hell.

[@i_teleported_bread7404]

"Hanging back from the rest of the group while night diving." Okay, I'll just wait for James A. Janisse to walk out at the end of this video to give you the golden chainsaw.

[@whistleaspect]

scuba divers: *exist* sharks: and I took that personally

[@lilvypr]

Honestly glad to see some goofy light hearted experience from Vixie compared to all the shit they've been through. (Including a near fatal shark attack eeee) Would be nice to see a follow up some time in the next year too. Always found their insightful stories.

[@Jschlatt_fake]

When she said that the marine instructor pushed it off her hand, I thought it was the ocean equivalent of a black widow.

[@Golddie4719]

I'm fascinated by marine biology myself and I genuinely loved this video 🩵

[@Phoxinsocks]

Always great fun listening to recreational stories.

[@Draco-0787]

Ngl that might be one of the weirdest flexes to pull. Like there's plenty of fish in the sea but how many sharks have you had try to bang?

[@je7746]

Wow the story with the shrimp just infuriates me I would have had that person charged with attempted murder I wouldn't have had your restraint

[@coolguy5133]

Probably better getting mated by a shark than being food.

[@WarFish_Sardini]

11:58 NAH MAN💀 "drown bad"

[@roadhouse6999]

Okay... I'm not a diver myself and I've only met 3 sharks that weren't behind glass, but every other source I've heard about sharks says that their courtship rituals typically involve the male biting the female's back, not nudging them or grabbing a fin. The female decides whether or not to mate with the male based on how strong his bite is. Sharks usually nudge things out of curiosity or an attempt to clear themselves or each other. Kind of like a wolf licking someone.