VRChat Stories that Make Me VERY Concerned...

[@Maceman486]

Oh look, its that guy I am! If you have any questions about the stories I told I will do what I can to answer it.

[@commandercorl1544]

"Only the krispy kreme staff can put in the creamy filling" marry me you god damn genius

[@Maceman486]

@@commandercorl1544 I have moments :)

[@noox200]

The best way of stating that you are in something

[@ultimatum1895]

Couldn't help but notice right away how much better you sound in this video versus the prior one, like you are doing so much better and are, hopefully, happier with your situation. Good stuff!

[@Maceman486]

@@ultimatum1895 Indeed I am.

[@wesleypatterson2284]

"I was flying to California to passionatley hug a goth girl I met online" This guy gets it

[@trenchcoatbandit]

but did he ever?

[@simpledj509chromo7]

I'd definitely give it a shot. Goth girls for the win.

[@darkfyy]

sounds hot

[@spectrumspectre]

The Tactical Burrito is definitely one of my favorite stories so far, tied only with The Piss Bottle Incident (also hi Mace!!

[@Azeal]

hell yeah!

[@W1ndowP4in]

Im stealthy, what can i say

[@Maceman486]

Hi Spectrum!

[@mah1na]

@@RealWBWG mom mvp right there

[@tokoyami9022]

@@RealWBWG W but like I hope you mean the food item

[@codysmith3531]

“If y’all mother fuckers make me miss my show I’m gonna start naming everyone of y’all I’ve given a sloppy too” THAT IS SO FUCKING HILARIOUS IT DOESNT FEEL FAKE BUT IT DOESNT FEEL REAL

[@thesewinggeekmiri9029]

2:46 "only Krispy Kreme staff get to put in the creamy fillling" I'm dead 🤣

[@Azeal]

😭

[@SpeedyShimeji]

The silence in that room spoke more volumes than that man ever could.

[@ghostlys_graveyard]

Yeahhhh, dude had so much power

[@arecane2000]

Reminds me of the guy, in Florida, using a tranquilizer gun in an attempt to breed a race of super mutants with the alligators.

[@notoriousgoblin83]

Wait *w h a t*

[@arecane2000]

@@notoriousgoblin83 Yup...

[@ericlemmon9342]

As someone from Florida, I completely believe this

[@Amogusrath]

The Master is real

[@whitemink0939]

Only in Florida,

[@GallerySpecter]

Given all that Azeal's heard from people across the globe, seeing him suddenly pause, go WTF, and slowly look back at Mace told me I was in for a good one 😂

[@morrisbates242]

I remember watching Maceman's first interview, the overwhelming amount of empathy I felt moved me to tears. Weeks afterword, I kept wondering how he was doing now and, in hearing him so much happier and laughing...I can hardly express the amount of joy it brings to know he's thriving. Thank you Maceman for sharing your stories & thank you Azeal for helping get these stories out there ❤

[@Azeal]

🧡🧡🧡

[@Maceman486]

glad to hear you enjoyed listening to me talk like somebody doing a half assed hank hill impression for an hour

[@Fer--]

ooooh a metro fan!

[@DotJus]

Maceman found his purpose and I love it!

[@elfinshell4758]

Almost a whole hour of unhinged stories. Azeal you’re outdoing yourself every video! I live for this shit now. 🤣

[@Azeal]

Hell yeah! 🧡

[@BoaIsTheBestfrfr]

​@@Azeal best VR chat youtuber

[@hadlii]

I haven’t watched this video yet and I know this is off topic, but watching your channel and listening to so many people’s stories has helped my mental health tremendously. I’m currently in a not so great life situation and every time you post a video it’s a new level of comfort for me. Thank so much for giving people a space to share their stories, Azeal. You deserve so many more subscribers for your hard work

[@Azeal]

[@ThelatestAbrams]

​@@Azeal👈😮 it the him

[@Demon_Slayer213]

I think that Maceman sounds like a chill yet strict guy.

[@Maceman486]

Thanks friend!

[@Demon_Slayer213]

@@Maceman486 no problem! Also, are you okay? If you're not, you can tell me to help get the weight off your chest.

[@Volvith]

Rogue confessions happen more often than you'd think. People just confessing to crimes they aren't at all involved in, without rhyme or reason. The mind's a messy playground, that much i know.

[@charlessaint7926]

One hospital story, I injured my left ring finger playing flag football in college. My hand reached to grab a guy's flag, went into his pocket. I slipped with said hand still in pocket. Heard a snap, shooting pain, and my finger was paralyzed. I go to the VA hospital, I'm a veteran, and the doctor on duty gets an X-Ray and shows it to me. Near the first digit of the finger is a bone fragment shaped like a toenail clipping. Doctor says, "It's just a sprain. Put some ice on it." When asked about the bone fragment, he said, and I quote, "It will graft itself into the bone later on." They gave me an ice bag and sent me home. The next morning, I got a call from a very angry VA doctor, demanding I come in now for emergency surgery. Turns out, that bone fragment cut the tendons in the finger. They snapped like a rubber band and were now gathered at the base of the finger by the knuckle. I told him was the first doctor said, it was a sprain. "I don't care what he said. Your finger is broken. Get over here now." He wasn't angry at me. He was angry at the other doctor and his misdiagnosis. They had to cut open my finger, pin the tendons back into place, and inserted a 1/2-inch-long metal rod through my finger to keep it in place. About eight weeks later they removed the rod. No surgery for that. Just a set of pliers. Yeah. Pliers. Over time the rod eroded through the tip of my finger. That was natural. When it was time, the doctor used the pliers, two strong yanks, and out came the rod. No pain. Then came another two months of physical therapy. That was the fastest I've seen the VA move. I'm guessing they feared a malpractice suit. Recently I got a copy of all my VA diagnosis and treatment summaries. This injury is still listed as a sprain!

[@Beelzebubby91]

That’s the type of doctor to tell a patient with their broken femur sticking out of their skin to, “walk it off.” 💀

[@wolf2403]

17:00 So there was this old man I knew who I saw on my way to school some days (depending on the path I took) who would hang out beside a local coffee shop. He was just a nice old man who was perfectly mentally healthy and nice to talk to. He was on the street due to some stupid shit he did as a teen that got him a federal record. It is nigh impossible to get a job with a federal record in Canada. Anyways he passed away a few years ago in his 50s (iirc) and the local folks put up a little memorial for him.

[@woodytheone99]

"I guess he was pissed because only Krispy Kreme staff get to put in the creamy filling" 💀😭

[@TrashPandaPirate]

i love that this episode was just a bunch of funny lil anecdotes tied together. its a nice break from the occasionally heavy content. not that that stuff isn't good, just nice to have a little break

[@ChrisTileyz]

Mace is such a good storyteller! I was hooked throughout the entire video lol

[@Azeal]

agreed!!

[@glitchreloaded1284]

My favorite response to Christians saying I'd be going to hell is "Good, I'll have plenty of geothermal power and metals down there"

[@roboticgamer4645]

Tactical Police Burrito That is a sentence I never thought I'd hear or see in my life Also y'all's height difference is funny

[@hatandglasses7574]

All this time I wondered why people even did K12 and today that question was answered when he said that he doesn't show up on drug test. I'm always learning something from this channel.

[@JoeyJohnDoe688]

I thought this comment was talking about the school system (specifically kindergarten to grade 12) until it got to the "doesn't show up on drug tests" part lol

[@thestoic_rn8911]

Man this shit hits hard. Coming from when I used to work at a psych facility to currently emergency. It’s nice to hear these stories and what people do and it feels relatable.

[@etheflea5376]

As usual these stories never cease to make make laugh

[@Azeal]

Oh hey I know you!

[@dannyboy1688]

I listened to this at 6 am. I won't give any spoilers but the story in the end about captain quack quack was possibly the best way I have ever started my day. Thank you for your time sir 🤣😂

[@Azeal]

Glad you enjoyed it!

[@Maceman486]

Glad you enjoyed it as much as I enjoy telling it.

[@tallish_human]

Holy shit I love this dude. He's up there with the bounty hunter for me. Lots of love. Also hi

[@Maceman486]

Nah bounty hunter is cooler. Though I do save his ass in darktide when we play.

[@tallish_human]

@Maceman that sounds awesome that yall play together that must be so chaotic. There is only one thing left to say and that is quack quack

[@liammccbyrne4184]

its surreal seeing the phantom of the paradise saying this stuff to a small fox person.

[@Azeal]

lmaoo

[@teaDVOVA]

im sorry but "only the krispy kreme guys get tto pot in the filling" w h a t

[@phoenixwriter6214]

A fellow person on Vyvance, I hope you didn’t have to bad of a reaction when you got on it. It sucks. I love getting to hear other people talk about things they experienced, it inspires me to be more empathetic to others. Thank you for letting them have a voice

[@micahh9351]

this is why Help not Handcuffs works. happy you're working somewhere you love!

[@Maceman486]

Depends on the situation. I agree more de-escalation training and usage would improve a lot of situations and interactions, but we can't toss aside uses of force when it is necessary. There are always going to be people who are experiencing an inability to control themselves due to MH or intoxication and *properly* restraining them prevents them from harming themselves or others until they regain control over themselves. Use of force is a fascinating topic that is complex enough that we need to examine every instance on a case by case basis as well as improve with broad strokes reform.

[@Crashdip.twitch]

Pg warning about the duck incident is what I am going to say about what I say next. So I have this phrase that I like to say whenever I mess something up. The Illegal Duck Activities story puts a whole new meaning to it though. "Well f*** a duck."

[@Maceman486]

I imagine the police got to the scene and suspected Fowl Play

[@Lost_in_the_Gray]

This interview was AMAZING. It was so good it made me donate. That's how you KNOW it's good.

[@Azeal]

Glad you enjoyed!! 💙

[@haunted_artist]

So many wild stories!!! Gotta say, love how Maceman quoted the old man who just wanted to watch his show 😂

[@artegames2921]

Whenever i have a headache i always load up one of your videos, and they are super funny and keep me entertained. Thank you!

[@ComradeCorvus]

The "vr chat interview" genre of youtube already has some wild-ass thumbnails, but I think youre really gunning it for top spot, arent ya?

[@Azeal]

LMAO yeahh

[@maxwell4778]

This guy sounds just like technoblade and it’s making me so sad and nostalgic dude. Also because technoblade would probably love these stories

[@E1_DE3]

The outro music is so comfy. Great channel. I love VR chat storytime.

[@morpheus_uat]

that perishable goods story was gold 👌

[@carbonizedgoomba2109]

56:37 - 57:18 I just kept saying OH NO ! As this went on , IT JUST KEPT GETTING WORSE

[@flibbernodgets7018]

He sounds so much happier than in the earlier vid, good for him.

[@notoriousgoblin83]

This isn't what they meant by "the ducks in the park are free"

[@evankimori]

Oh man, so nice to have a cool down video with all the negativity these days. Another great interview session Azeal!

[@anubion42]

I love these short story compilation like videos. The long form one are great too but this is a nice change of pace. Also I normally listen rather then watch these videos. How have I not noticed how small your avatar is lmao.

[@VarmintLP]

When I imagine that 19 yo kid of 6,2 or 6,3 of 280-300pounds I imagine Dudley from the Harry Potter books where they describe him like a baby whale sometimes xD

[@Azeal]

LOL love that

[@VarmintLP]

@@Azeal right? It's hilarious

[@soundsofexpressions3720]

That last bit i almost shot water out of my nose 😂😂

[@Azeal]

x)

[@evieinfinite]

i thought they were gonna calm him down by bribing him with a nice tasting burrito

[@Testsubject276]

Never imagined this kind of goofy stuff to happen in these kind of facilities tbh.

[@Azeal]

yea it's wild what a bunch of people who need help will get up to

[@crimsonplane]

I wanted to forget the damn Krispy Kreme. But no. You HAD to mention it

[@Azeal]

Never forgetti

[@austinferrell4921]

​@@Azeal oh my god its Krispy Kreme glaze yeeeahhhh aaaaaggghhhits so sticky and delicious 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@catmanisacatlord]

Please tell me this man has more stories! Maceman has a beautiful way of saying all of his stories\

[@Maceman486]

I do actually. Thank you for the compliment!

[@merderSeal]

1:49 that's why the Finnish jail system is the best

[@ourdream1]

Well, just watched this one in the background too, as always quality work Azeal.

[@h0shidont35]

Damn, Azeal is totally right about Vyvanse. I take it, and if I forget to, I end up a zombie. Also I get really hungry for some reason.

[@Azeal]

It suckssss

[@finbotic]

Another one of those Vyvanse munchers here, Vyvanse is, as are most stimulants, are appetite suppressants! To make a complicated story short, it removes the sense of hunger, so sometimes you can not eat all day and just be like "not really hungry tho." Make sure to eat regardless! you still need just as much food on Vyvanse :)

[@h0shidont35]

@@Azeal yeah, I've crushed a shareable or two from McDonald's on those days when I forget, lol.

[@Azeal]

@@finbotic yep, sometimes it takes a headache for me to realize I need food >~

[@noahleonard2481]

@@finbotic “not really hungry tho” is the perfect description for the vyvance experience. I look in the fridge and cabinet because I need to eat and nothing looks appetizing. Have you found any way around it?

[@rwdplz1]

I remember that interview, glad to hear this guy is doing better!

[@Azeal]

[@amanawolf9166]

56:40 Great... just as I'm about to head off to bed, I get a goodnight story about McDuck ****er.

[@Maceman486]

Sleep tight!

[@K4_is_gaming]

don't let the b̴̛̹͓̲̹̀̅̆ẹ̸̢̳͈̦͙̚d̴̡͖̬͈̫͐̃̍̄̾͊̕͠b̴̨͚̹̔̑͋̋̃̈͘͝u̸͓̭̯̰͊͌̋ǵ̷̟̟̜̣̒̊̚s̵̹̭̻̍̃͘ bite

[@bluedemon2783]

19:47 Holy crap that made me laugh so hard it's hurting my side.

[@isakougter4937]

Bro did not give a fuck he was going to see his show even if it meant he would have to expose all his fellow inmates 😂😂😂😂😂

[@hydeandzeke]

Is that a Phantom of the Paradise costume?

[@Maceman486]

Yes!

[@Simple_birb]

this is nice to wake up to. also hi from North Carolina

[@Azeal]

SUBMIT A STORY HERE: azeal.me/submit Watch the first video with Maceman: kzbin.info/www/bejne/fJndaXqdjrqqY9k

[@J0hnB09]

Hoi

[@chillcannongames5758]

I seen the beginning and was gonna say I've seen this. Glad I read into it more and seen it's a part 2.

[@clawedmoss9030]

thnx for the video azeal and mace :D

[@whitemink0939]

I saw “tactical police burrito” and had to see what that was

[@long-hair-dont-care88.]

It's a shit time man no one wants a turtle suit.

[@notoriousgoblin83]

Back at it again at Krispy Kreme 😫

[@reddoesstuff7553]

8:55 this has the same vibe as "Alright, who shit my pants"

[@stubbstcg9682]

Guess the duck dude took Chiefs advice too seriously lololololol.

[@trenchcoatbandit]

all jokes aside how do you meet these people? i havent laughed so hard in a long time.

[@Maceman486]

He met me in a dark alley. I thought he wanted a half and half but he said all he wanted was a story. Still paid me the same though.

[@Azeal]

LMAO MACE 😭

[@jakevex4198]

My cousin is a cop I am going to ask him about the burrito

[@tenneseeangel1293]

"Get the Burrito." 😂😂😂

[@i0am0superBlast]

These were some good stories... Some of them fucked up... But still good stories XD Also I always enjoy a good malicious compliance story. I really liked that one XD

[@technomancerchuckturboman4364]

That vomit anit mine

[@shrtony]

The "Show me what you've got, Snake!" map.

[@S4DSLIME]

I think it would be really cool if you made these into podcasts

[@ForgieDusker]

i feel like a lot of the practices used on that 18 year old were also used in my special ed classes growing up, but it's been so long that i hardly remember it

[@ostrichlord9097]

God decided the law wasn't doing enough when he placed that Grandson next to the SA case😅

[@noahdigit430]

That legless guy story reminded me of shadow of the colossus.

[@Azeal]

LMAO what a comparison

[@severren1095]

Another vid another really funny set of stories and some that are as Fubuki would put it YABE. The Old guy getting the people to shut up was really funny

[@nickmelchi3078]

Glad I got to see azeal pretend shank someone.

[@killerflamingo9566]

K-2 isn't technically addictive but it does lead to horrible cravings to do more n go harder into it eventually leading to harder drugs

[@elementalgamer0732]

I take Vyvanse too! Unfortunately its gotten hella expensive. I'm basically playing 100 dollars a month in order to be a functional adult and not lose my job. (Job insurance covers like half of the actual cost, which is somewhere in the 200 range, but still I gotta pay this on top of bills, food, etc.)

[@NghtmareMoon]

I needed this

[@Azeal]

[@Anton-de5vu]

From henceforth I will be referring to the older gentleman as “sloppy Joe”

[@mozzarellawizard6134]

The burrito is crazy

[@vitaminbleach1217]

“No officer that’s not my vomit all over my shirt definitely not mine”

[@aaad3552]

jail is a culture that come from slavery when there is no law in place yet back in the day. ppl just dont want to put an effort to changing it

[@lilly_xox0244]

Jealous of the fact that the met tech, he's honestly one of my idols lol

[@lastpringle8904]

Now thats an intro!

[@Azeal]

xD

[@ShootingStarNeo]

Hmmmmm… if I remember correct from this guy’s last video, I’m guessing that Tech N9ne is a local celebrity in his neck of the woods, bc it’s also my neck of the woods, lol. Greetings, fellow hellstate resident! o/

[@Countryballs-United]

So this is what my friend is making me talk for, very good indeed!

[@spideryboi8856]

Love this map

[@Azeal]

same!

[@Zippy_Zolton]

"all the pieces are there" LMAO

[@lilydafoxchan]

lil off topic but im someone who made the mistake of coming out as a furry like freshman year of highschool Im now 19 (sounds younger) and i get bullied for being trans and a furry each day as a senior among other things

[@lilydafoxchan]

as a side note i also had trauma and stuff that i won't go into and am looking into testing for any of the disorders that have to do with said trauma so thats also there

[@Maceman486]

When you get out on your own and find your community with supportive friends it does get better. Never been furry or trans but I know what it's like to feel like you don't belong.

[@Freedom_Aviators]

16:11 *"Get me the burrito"*

[@JessePinkman_69420]

24:09 Alright, in other words, crystal meth, or just regular meth, IDK the difference

[@clawedmoss9030]

there is a difference??????

[@JessePinkman_69420]

@@clawedmoss9030 idk, probably, i wouldn’t know

[@notoriousgoblin83]

​@ClawedMoss technically it could be just about any form, injested, injected, snorted or so on. The smoked crystal is more common though

[@notoriousgoblin83]

​@ClawedMoss technically it could be just about any form, injested, injected, snorted or so on. The smoked crystal is more common though

[@grantpodue39]

these stories are the best

[@kidblaze210]

It's funny on those drugs like k2 it say on the bag"don't smoke this but burn it like a aroma"

[@trenchcoatbandit]

YOU HAD ME AT ILLEGAL DUCK ACTIVITYS

[@MintyFreshToS]

Doing my part and giving a like :)

[@cxrmack6922]

Bro has to be the main character

[@jayxander2988]

this channel is great

[@Azeal]

thank you!! :3

[@tritonia_]

Just leaving a comment for the algorithm

[@hgrim2773]

Getting hunters dream vibe from bloodborne here

[@foggychurch]

ohhh!! i love this guy!!

[@RhuuZenWhelh]

Never in my fucking life have i heard funnier jail stories XD

[@Khaoxius]

Sure are some interesting stories of stuff a person would do.