Johnny vs. Resident Evil 2 (2019)

[@NicoB]

That wasn't quite the house tour I was expecting...

[@shihoblade]

You make videos sir, DONT WATCH THEM!

[@krisisgod666]

Gotta say...at least it’s a memorable visit. (Shrugs)

[@valydendor4472]

Oh hey Nico. Literally just watched your latest KH3 video.

[@KidSnivy69]

Nico, you watch Johnny?!

[@theinimitablejora522]

Woah! Nico in a Johnny video’s comments?! That’s some Komaeda wacky right there. “I know, right? Johnny had some bagels!” Makes sense.

[@TayTheNeonNeko]

2019: "I would love to do an Resident Evil marathon but I can't now due to the apocalypse." 2020: *is doing a Resident Evil Marathon during the closest thing to an apocalypse right now*

[@godzillafan9115]

Poifect.

[@Scp--ru9bk]

Perfect

[@ForrestFox626]

Irony

[@TheTrueKnight01]

"HIS TEETH ARE SO WHITE." The scariest zombie, the one who has great dental healthcare.

[@MTdaBlacking]

It's actually Umbrella's true goal: zombies being in a better state than human beings.

[@griffinbaxter4754]

MTdaBlacking That’s....actually kinda not far off from canon, though that was more Wesker’s goal then Umbrella’s

[@MegaAnimazing]

@@griffinbaxter4754 Zombies with great dental healthcare is Umbrella's true goal.

[@fissilewhistle]

If M. Bison has taught me anything, it’s that the scariest bad guys are the ones with the most flawless teeth.

[@northwindkey]

T-Virus comes recommended by 3 out of 4 dentists...

[@NanaKyoto]

These skits bring back memories of a simpler time.

[@shadowthelegend100]

Reminder that Skits are a large reason those simpler times ended. At one point videos were 50% skits

[@BackPalSA]

He's gonna take you back to the past...

[@KeyBladeMaster-Dan]

I'M FIGHTING A POSSESSED SONIC HAT!!!!

[@kaputpack3541]

Backward Palindrome To play some shitty games that sucks ass...

[@mailman019]

@@kaputpack3541 He'd rather have a buffalo...

[@thirdeye9698]

Wow Johnny, even your house has fixed camera angles. Any tighter and you could’ve been a Johnny sandwich!

[@playerone6995]

dat reference

[@Gamesmarts194]

Not just that, it the video even stutters trying to load in each angle!

[@marioxzeldagamer4511]

That's a good one 🤣

[@ASLB247]

“So let’s go out with a bang before I have to bang something else- phrasing!” And this is why somecallmejohnny is the best thing ever.

[@VincentEternal]

That was close you were almost a Johnny sandwich.

[@HandmadeGoose97]

Ha ha, your right!

[@gameman250]

Does Barry tell everyone that story?

[@VincentEternal]

The goddamn gameman Oh yeah

[@nicktiner2074]

I hope this isn't Ryan's blood.

[@vitcawolfbane]

Is this the start of the johnny cinematic universe?

[@DaFro3713]

I think this is a de-boot of the JCU

[@vitcawolfbane]

@@DaFro3713 well maybe. Tails doll is still out there kinda. Plot twist tails doll is secretly a B.O.W

[@mikester8171]

“The door is jammed and you don’t know why”

[@thirdeye9698]

Master of unlocking he is not

[@Michael-590]

Yeah, I liked that reference the most! 😁

[@MegaAnimazing]

"So you proceed to throw yourself into the door hoping that would unlock it."

[@DefaultGray]

"Raspberry... There's only one man, who would dare give me the Raspberry! ...LONE STAR!"

[@snoopsq.527]

Okay, but where’s Matt as Mr. X?

[@paulollarsabaiii9824]

Snoops Q. They couldn’t afford him. They only had 20 bucks. The suit alone costs 9001 dollars. Matt was an extra 500

[@jakegarman4526]

Work

[@drewchristopher4609]

He's waiting for the eventual RE3 remake so he can be Nemesis

[@OsakaLover]

@@drewchristopher4609 Oh, that I can see haha

[@CrasherX2000]

@@paulollarsabaiii9824 the suit... *ITS OVER 9 THOUSAAASND*

[@HubPie3]

Ah yes, those authentic classic RE stutter effects. Stay classy, Johnny.

[@XanduIsBored]

I legit thought my PC was fucking up for a second before the joke dawned on me.

[@HubPie3]

@@XanduIsBored You too, huh?

[@adonailr9667]

I thought i had lag and my phone was dying :v

[@Da_ComputerMonster]

Kind of wish the Live action portions were crusty as Hell to capture that FMV look aswell

[@Zumabdeen]

@@XanduIsBored Same.

[@_mango_]

Elliot nearly made Johnny asphyxiate by lying on top of him. True story.

[@hunterjulian98]

I know what that's like. My brother used to sit on me all the time and he weighed over 200 lbs since we were children.

[@TheUnknow]

"Elliot... Seriously..."

[@frostyfoster6056]

Loved the intro! It reminded me of old SGB videos!

[@blue_ronado]

I was thinking the same exact thing.

[@SShaBazzz]

@@blue_ronado I was thinking the same thing after you were thinking the same thing.

[@shawnfields2757]

SShaBazzz I was thinking the same thing after he said he was thinking of the same thing, and after you were thinking of the same exact thing too. Weird coincidence.

[@supermariof0521]

Kinda seems like a followup to the "Dead Rising" video.

[@wetsocks2083]

@@shawnfields2757 Really? Because after I thought the same thing, I traveled back in time and thought of the same thing before he thought of the same thing. So that must mean that you thought of the same thing before he thought of the same thing, and before he thought the same thing.

[@shadowknuxadventure2]

16:09 I'm sorry but Johnny repeatedly smacking into a wall has me in tears.

[@adrianamaya6102]

I love the slight delay whenever Johnny transitions into another room, very nice touch/ reference to the original resident evil 2 game

[@jamiefletcher3186]

Johnny: "Isn't that right, Mark ?" Zombie Mark looks at Johnny and goes for him. Johnny: "OH S**T!!" Shotgun blast goes off. 😂😂😂

[@ThatEntityGirl]

I love how your basement is only accessed through a secret entrance. I've always wanted a house with secret rooms~

[@spyrobandicoot356]

That is a neat touch, I'm alittle jealous.

[@capnsquid3169]

ThatEntityPerson maybe it does... and you haven’t seen it

[@patrickdelaurentiis6752]

The lag between scene cuts is so funny!

[@spiderninja8779]

How I missed Johnny's skits. I still remember the Tails Doll arc. Good days

[@astersworld6169]

I legit thought the tails doll was the cause of the apocalypse

[@leafality2788]

@@astersworld6169 Me too, but that villain's done with

[@TetrisShark70]

He's probably not gonna come back, unless he remakes his sonic R video. But that'd be a longshot.

[@TetrisShark70]

@VideoGamePlayer Sonic R still gets it's occasional moments here or there, specifically when they announced Team Sonic Racing. So i don't think it's dead but it's definitely not as popular to bash as it used to be.

[@violetprincessgreen8]

Is it bad that the entire time I was screaming "WHERE IS SELENE!? IS SHE OK!?!?"

[@KidSnivy69]

No, that means your human.

[@AnthonyKusanagi101]

It means you care

[@mikedude2724]

It means you have a heart

[@violetprincessgreen8]

@Charmiskit lmao, Selene is Johnny's cat

[@supervideomanic2]

Do be reminded that this is obviously a skit meant to pay homage to resident evil's themes. So yes, Selene is fine, but it's good you care.

[@av4d]

It’s like the SGB day’s never left...

[@BoundaryBreak]

I do recommend neutralizing mr x when you need to move the book shelves. I made the same mistake but on a second playthrough realized its kind of worth it to save on time

[@CrasherX2000]

I know headshots are a thing but even still he eats up SO MUCH AMMO when neutralizing him that I never even bothered Especially considering I often ran out of ammo in the game

[@bigmanliam]

I did it while he was chasing me lol

[@TheHeroOfTomorrow]

Cue “X Gon’ Give It To Ya”

[@whodatninja439]

I'm playing with that mod, it's amazing!

[@Shinigami13133]

Mr. X would like to know your location

[@methetyo]

the skit in the beginning brought me back to the days when this channel was sgb

[@plaguedfrost1753]

InsertNameHere Some gallme Bohny

[@theresastarmanwaitinginthe5149]

Johnny is making mac and cheese and nobody can stop him!

[@10millionsubscriberswithno75]

I love that video

[@islandboy9381]

*fucking mac and cheese

[@Hecata_Harbinger]

Holy shit! When was the last time Johnny did something like this, with the ambiance, and the horror? Love these kind of reviews.

[@curtailedbike4123]

I'm more surprised it was zombies trying to kill Johnny and not fans asking him to review kingdom hearts 3

[@SuperFusionAJ93]

What's the difference? Just Kidding.

[@petwisk2012]

Is his next game

[@jacobmonks3722]

Or Kirby.

[@CrimsonMoonM]

"Your SomecallmeJohnny has evolved into SomecallmeScreenwriter!"

[@slashtheporcupine6746]

Don’t lie, that intro was Elliot’s idea.

[@Freashplayer]

I was hoping Johnny's cat would become a zombie.

[@jrhamari]

You monster... Selene is too adorable to be a zombie! *Jumps out window*

[@Siralpha-vm2eu]

Why

[@123darkelf]

Siralpha 2106 probably to have a scene where Johnny cries.

[@Root4BeerFloats]

It could've been a bat wrapped in barbed wire.

[@growlie2676]

Cats don't get slot of horror movies featuring them as monsters.

[@Joevenon]

*Imagine a Sonic Adventure remake like that? Getting the best points from the past and present while listening to the right fan feedback?* *A momentum-based gameplay, no dash pads, open ended levels with true alternate pathways (not some 5 seconds stuff), a better structured story, other playable characters being optional and not needed to get the true ending (like the classics)..Man, It'd be my favorite Sonic game.*

[@legoking6165]

For Sonics 30th anniversary, I think Sonic team should give Adventure 1, 2 and Heroes an HD remake. Who's with me?

[@krisisgod666]

Joeveno you speak madness...and a love it.

[@AriaKyuKyu]

Pfff, screw that, Sonic Team knows what we need, we need another súper serious story about depression and suicide with Sonic being Jesus

[@jacobmonks3722]

This whole comment can be summed up as "What if we got a Sonic Adventure remake that was good?"

[@sterlingmuse5808]

Legoking 616 I love Sonic Heroes, but I do NOT need a remake for it. I'd much rather just get a new game. Then again, if they managed to fix all the control issues, then I'd still buy it. I'd still prefer a new game, though

[@LaserXP101]

Seems like a normal day on the channel. Its not the first time demons possessed the channel

[@breadcat2990]

Holy shit, Johnny's acting was REALLY good in the opening.

[@haydens.2755]

This feels very much like early SomeCallMeJohnny, the throwback feel was very much appreciated. I'd love to see more of these kinds of skits from you where you're able to do them! Great video once again, Johnny!

[@benwasserman8223]

With this and Resident Evil 7, Capcom is finally getting back on top. Meanwhile Konami is likely digging a bigger grave hole

[@duckingtonducksss9326]

*cough* *cough* megaman 11

[@bigpenny8223]

Ben Wasserman cough cough devil may cry 5

[@ArthurGaming146]

Cough Monster Hunter World and finally localizing Generations Ultimate.

[@nota444tm2]

For some reason, alot of people are hating RE7 since RE2R is out...

[@calvinbarboza]

N O T A 444 TM Really? Why? I’m probably one of the hugest Resident Evil fanboys and I love 7, it basically brought self respect back to the series.

[@ThatTravGuy]

Holy Crap this was fantastic! The Skits were fantastic with really well done pacing, acting, and shot framing. Cudos to you guys, you really nailed the skits here. The game was pretty cool too I guess.

[@spamit]

This intro is deffo AVGN quality imo. VERY entertaining.

[@georgecampbell3687]

Burn5 Same thing I was thinking.

[@Lugbzurg]

After he ran down the stairs, I thought the room there looked a lot like the room in The Angry Videogame Nerd, and kind of half-expected it to be exactly that for a wacky cameo complete with the Nerd.

[@r10101]

So... in Johnny's dreams his cat is a shotgun. ...ok.

[@vgamer4993]

This is a weird Valentine’s Day special.

[@aroperdope]

Love hurts or kills?... Ugh I've got nothing...

[@roiitzkovich4545]

Should be called "SGB review: Resident Evil 2 (2019)".

[@Comkill117]

Roi Itzkovich it cant be SGB when two of the brothers are dead, or undead in this case.

[@michaelrhett4958]

Terry R. Most of the SGB reviews WERE just Johnny.

[@JomaXZ]

Playing games to handle the emotional grief of brothers turning into zombies? Sounds like you’ve got your priorities straight.

[@x2buller47]

I'm not one for Survival horror games but this game looks fun as heck. Also that skit was by far one of my favorite skits of all time now. Awesome video Johnny.

[@wwetitle818]

Lmao, this looked like a hell of a lot of fun to film. The bloopers had me laughing my ass off! Great work, Johnny!

[@georgesilano8709]

I'm telling you friends, we NEED more videos like this. A fun storyline segment adds to a review video, provided it doesn't make the video too long! A+ job.

[@jjslider3026]

Was anyone else expecting the Tails Doll to return? I know he's probably gone forever after wrapping up his character arc but idk, maybe a cameo every now and then.

[@Kodusu]

I dunno. We still don't know what his letter said......

[@zachattack5691]

JJ Slider The Tails Doll should’ve been here. It would explain why Mark and Elliot were zombies.

[@21stCenturyGuy]

This was a very well done video. Can't wait for the Resident Evil marathon

[@BluesGotAClue]

Jesus that jump scare with Mark near the end got me ( also great work on the live action moments, the whole video was solid )

[@jamesgriffin7962]

Thanks for the warning

[@sergioruizmoreno5247]

I had a feeling there was a jumpscare based on the absolute quietness of the scene.

[@danteshorewaves2587]

Thanks for spoiling asshole

[@red5158077]

I Loved The Wilhelm Scream Though

[@BluesGotAClue]

@@danteshorewaves2587 maybe watch the video first before scrolling through the comments 👌

[@ブラクマト]

16:51 that dust off to zombie pose had me on the floor😂😂😂

[@Bluedino152]

JOHNNY GONNA GIVE IT TO YA What could we tell Ted? Dragon quest 5 doesn’t get a review ever cause Johnny got lost? Kirby still sucks? That Pokémon battle is never getting animated? I didn’t know Johnny’s middle name is wilhelm

[@sterlingmuse5808]

Either he was going to say "I lied, I was about to start a Kirby marathon!" or he was going to say "KIRBY ISN'T WORTH A REVIE- *bleh* "

[@jamestomato1744]

God damn it, man. That jumpscare ACTUALLY got me. Like, holy hell! I don't fall to jumpscare's anymore, but that one was well done. I tip my hat to you Somecallmejohnny. You earned it!

[@divinedubs3691]

And the Oscars go to! SOMECALLMEJOHNNY!

[@IamaPERSON]

More like, SomeCallHim a winner!

[@Da_ComputerMonster]

"Lala Land"

[@prophetofpants1906]

Just like the remake, this was incredibly refreshing. Kinda reminds me of old somecallmejohnny when you did more skits with Elliot and Mark weather it be fighting Jigsaw,the sonic hat, tails doll(yes I know they are all the same) and even that small vid from 9 years ago when you and Elliot kept asking redundant questions my favorite being “Hey Mark? Why do you play so much and. PacMan?” This brings me back to the good old days while being something new. Keep at it Johnny! This is one hell of a spectacular job you did along with the rest of your friends and family!👍

[@demogeymidge2997]

That intro was incredible I hope you review other Re games.

[@IamaPERSON]

With intros like that too

[@neosonic199]

Great job on the skits (it honestly felt like a mini-movie, but too bad this wasn't on Halloween). It's a nice little homage to your horror-oriented reviews with the Tails Doll.

[@TheEclipto21]

Okay, the live action stuff in this was so low budget it's genuinely brilliant

[@CB-qg3yh]

Johnny, you're a treasure to the world. Never stop making videos!

[@ehmwhy]

So Resident Evil Marathon confirmed?

[@ehmwhy]

pet rock larry Good. ‘Bout time!

[@adonailr9667]

Hell yeah!

[@thegroove14]

Kingdom Hearts 3 first!

[@jeffreyali3644]

DevilKaz it did not suck, you're making more disappointing than it is, Jesus Christ

[@northwindkey]

@VideoGamePlayer Knowing him he'll shit on 64 because he hates Classicvanias that aren't pathetically easy (SC4), hate Lament because it's boring, wank off Curse because it's basically SOTN in 3D, and rightfully tear apart LoS.

[@periwinklelynx761]

That's a hell of a way to start your video Johnny! Kudos!

[@fantasmike]

So I guess "SGB" is just "Super Gaming Brother" now?

[@Lugbzurg]

"Super Gaming Brother(s)"?

[@HugxoMartinez]

The Super Gaming *BRO*

[@SamProcrastinates]

This is so awesome!!! This reminds me of those old SGB videos. LOVE IT!

[@Da_ComputerMonster]

Daaaw, Johnny didnt get Tofu... :(

[@Kohchu]

To be fair, getting Tofu mode is a pain in the ass, clearing fourth survivor mode is already a healthy challenge of ammo conservation and knowing when to use what items.

[@saedt]

The subtle freezes in the intro were brilliant. Great vid Jonny, it’s the little things that keep us going, entertainers like you are one of them.

[@ryancarberry2040]

Cause this is thriller Thriller night And no-one's gonna save you from the beast about to strike You know it's thriller Thriller night You're fighting for your life inside of Thriller, Thriller THRILLER!

[@BlueValco]

My boy Juan getting all the sponsorships now. Congrats man, you make great content, you deserve it.

[@adriann9919]

See what happens when you don't do the kirby marathon.

[@TheSuperMarioMAS]

With the facepaint, Mark looks like Arnold Schwarzenegger in Predator

[@Comkill117]

TheSuperMarioMAS there’s something out in the Raccoon Police Station, and it ain’t no man... we’re all gonna die. (Yeah that wasn’t Dutch but still)

[@ryanwheeler2292]

Johnny: isn't that right mark Mark: Rrrraaahhh Me: LMGDAO 😂😂😂😂

[@TheInfinityBreaker]

Seeing a skit in a Somecallmejohnny video all these years later is so awesome! Reminds me of the old days. 😂

[@austinliner9076]

John, you, Eliot, mark, Matt and everyone else of this Super Gamer Family are amazing!! I love you guys so so much and you guys are so awesome, please do more skits my guy Edit: that ending scared the hell out of me, love it

[@hyperhedgehog7]

One of the reason's I love your little skits is that because you don't do them very often it's always a nice surprise instead of the "oh not this shit again, just get to the game" feeling that I have with other reviewers.

[@GameAlicornLuna]

You raised that kitten well, Johnny. She makes a lovely full grown cat.

[@VGFanatic]

best opening skit i've ever seen. ya'll went all out. plus the rest of the ep. my gosh man, best episode i've seen. good work to all of you for this, and a free copy well deserved my man

[@whiteking2f2]

This was one of the funniest reviews in a long time. That’s not to say recent reviews are unfunny, but this was a cut above. The live action segments legit had me laughing, and the pauses between camera angles and the resulting disorientation was so true to the original. And those outtakes were such a perfect cherry on top of this fun package

[@bldem4ster103]

The intro was well made, I was not expecting this at all. I also love the blooper reel; it caught me laughing like crazy. And that zombie Mark scare near the end; I sort of expected it, but it was otherwise great.

[@neodragonwyvern]

1:11 to quote Al Bundy...."DAM STAIRS!" 7:35 so that's why Matt wasn't in the intro (lolz sorry Matt, had too) XD

[@cloroxhammer3289]

I like how the video freezes for a split second before changing to another camera position, like the pre-rendered room angles in the original RE2. This video is just awesome, wish you did more like this.

[@unsunghero7477]

When the Resident Evil Marathon happens can we get one of this skid video because this one was so good

[@sparecarbon1278]

This is the good future where Johnny's videos are only getting better and better. Keep up the awesome work!

[@joe88john]

wow the panic must really have set in. Thinking he shot Mark in the face, when there is a massive hole in his chest.

[@tripleshits]

Shock is a hell of a drug

[@diatrigger6636]

That scare at the end of the video really got me. Excellent video Johnny!

[@ryanwheeler2292]

Now THATS how you do a live action skit that's actually funny

[@Domin0Head]

I’ve rewatched this video a few good times, but mostly the bloopers. They are just so damn funny!

[@Jose-se9pu]

2019, and Johnny is still one of the few youtubers to offer top quality content on KZbin...how he only has 340K subscribers is beyond me.

[@olderchild3323]

I didnt know just how much I missed these sketch like videos they were always some of my favorite reviews that I would always go back in watch especially the early sgb vids, great job guys!

[@frozen_applejuice]

When johnny does a live action skit after years, its just, mwah!

[@neroultimate1]

Can't wait to see the RE marathon you have planned for us!

[@MozillaVulpix]

Great skits and Selene is still adorable! Oh, and great review, too.

[@BellowDGaming]

I'm actually impress by the editing you guys did on this short parody of RE2. Great review as well

[@Ahren_blk]

Spectacular review the best I've seen off KZbin very well done and worth the wait with that entertaining intro hahaha keep it up!!!

[@mikecar9899]

omg i was dying at those bloopers please can we get more skits just for the bloopers

[@djrobotnik299]

Halloween in Febuary. This really reminds me of Johnny's old Halloween sketches like from his Saw and Superman 64 reviews.

[@felman87]

0:49 Hey, looks like Johnny caught a glimpse into the 2020 future last year. Thanks for the heads up.

[@TheFormalFools]

That intro was the most Johnny thing ever...

[@AJMitchell777]

This brought me back to Johnnys Ghost and Goblins episode. I was hoping the tails puppet would pop out somewhere haha

[@flameheadshero]

0:48 Philly, right after the Eagles won the Super Bowl

[@G.N.F462]

i like how the skit at the beginning was a theme through out the entire video and you stuck with it. Immersing the viewer in the horror.

[@TheFormalFools]

14:24 That genuinely jumpscared me! it's so loud! But oddly the jumpscare at the end didn't get me as much :/

[@NumberOne1One1]

That intro completely turned my day around! I Love it so much! Great work Johnny! 💛💛💛

[@OctaviousNight]

boy that sure was a CREEPY ELLIOT you put in the beginning of your video

[@PaceBreaker]

Great review as always! Man I wasn't expecting another skit for this but I definitely enjoyed it! It's good to see you guys clown around. Also Elliot's still smiling during serious shit. XD