Someone Call The Doctor, I'M CHOKING!! | Online VS Battles [#4]

Our quest to become an S Rank Multiplayer continues in today's episode of Online VS Battles! Witness the wins, losses, and chokes that Dave experience's in this episode!
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[@sebastianvargas864]

Honestly, Mario Maker 2's slow motion mode is looking GREAT!!!

[@ryanleu8441]

IKR

[@mrsmartypants1987]

WhatS IKR?

[@TeamCobes]

Azan Simin I know right

[@idk_n_idc0_0]

True that

[@Haydunk]

What is IDK

[@isaactheclickbaitor8455]

15:30 See?! FALLING IN PITS FINALLY PAID OFF!!! I didn’t even notice I’m early!

[@AshenAstra]

Sadly, it wasn’t a troll level

[@DGR_Dave]

FINALLY!! 😂😂

[@isaactheclickbaitor8455]

Wow this is my most liked comment!

[@boosters23]

Yeah that was awesome watching him fly to the end lol. Everyone was like where he get that powerup.

[@rscals]

lol

[@donovanlookinded2330]

22:50 Dave: Wow, Yoshi you are a jerk man. Luigi: Am I a joke to you?

[@explodingdragon]

No kidding, I was about to comment this. You beat me to it!

[@netatsake]

At least he mistook luigi for someone he doesn't like sacrificing. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@Laceddd]

Luigi is pathetic.

[@SirGreywolf]

Freudian Slip. That's why he keeps letting Yoshi RIP.

[@MLGMANIACPBC]

About to post this! You beat me!

[@steveharrington7444]

„Der Wüsten Tempel“ is german and means the desert temple in english 🤓 Funny how you pronounced it, made my day 😝

[@grunertoad4013]

Wenn Leute kein Deutsch verstehen, habe ich iwie immer das Bedürfnis, sie in den Kommentaren zu korrigieren... xd

[@steveharrington7444]

Grüner Toad Isso haha

[@benking3151]

Jaa der deutschen treff hier xd

[@weinsim3856]

@@grunertoad4013 ja isso nh

[@derkuchiii]

Ich liebe das immer bei englischen KZbinr

[@ChristopherMoom]

"I heard Dave caught a case of Chokema" "What's chokema?" "Chokema Online VS Battle"

[@teraction]

Christopher Moon I’ve seen your account in almost every comment section in videos

[@sandwic236]

Ok......

[@jvian_eclipse8265]

Dat Boi Ŷęp

[@michaelabate7230]

Christopher Moon I don’t get it.

[@zmfx951]

That would be a good "Dad Joke" for the start of a stream

[@blokbustr]

20:44 That simultaneous death was absolutely amazing, ngl!! xD

[@NinbloxGaming]

Dave don't worry I'll call 911 "Yes hello Is this 91-" *gets on hold* ...

[@godyeeter3606]

Me no understand

[@blokbustr]

My guess is that the guy on the other end is watching DGR as well? lol

[@HaultRxst]

Ah what..? That was lame

[@TimmmTim]

Joke from a person less inteligent than Dave

[@AriCali713]

ANSWER ME

[@charlierashi100]

Wait... Dave reached A rank? What have you done to the real Dave?!

[@jvian_eclipse8265]

😮

[@sincereduck9405]

IT'S A CLONE

[@godyeeter3606]

What A tragedy

[@phoenixstormjr.1018]

THIS NEW GUY IS A MONSTER!!! I SHOULDVE KNOWN DAVE IS TOO BAD FOR A RANK!!!

[@personguy6904]

I'm B Rank Dave is A Rank i'm worse than dave ACHIEVEMENT UNLO-

[@calebmrcel9645]

Hi Dave we want to see Mario embark on some more "Jerseys"

[@becauseimapotato7599]

Yes please Dave!

[@brots3]

I am currently on vacation in New Jersey

[@bloop2106]

8:34 can we get some sad violin music for todette who fell in lava 20:17 and for Luigi who drowned in water

[@butterslice1053]

*Don’t let this distract you from the fact that Just Dance 2020 is coming to the Wii*

[@pessimisticpianist582]

😂😂

[@CaptainCoolzCT-]

Butter Slice lol I can’t believe it, WHY WOULD THEY RELEASE IT FOR THE WIIIIIIIII

[@ItsaMeGarbo]

2020 Nintendo on a wii would be weird.

[@ItsaMeGarbo]

PotatoGuy 03 i wonder what the graphics will be like.

[@EthanBCWEntertainment]

Shaggyleaf :P what!? dOnT bE siLlY tIme tRAvelErs aREnT rEaL!!!!1!!

[@danielarputharaj9918]

2:13: “Wait, where’s Blue Toadette?”

[@themaskedstallion]

Lol that's something Desbug would say

[@Marty-bo6op]

@1:43 DGR: Everyone died Blue Toad: Hold my mushroom

[@hariraagavtr8426]

(15:29) DAVE! YOU FELL DOWN A PIT AND IT WORKED!

[@BattleBlits]

*DGR calls toadette “babe”* Me: What a happy couple

[@biggestbubba]

ok i know this is so so late, but i was actually toadette in that situation (dankmemes) and when i watched this video for the first time i laughed so hard at this. im also a guy so it was even funnier

[@tabbitabbithatabster]

911, what’s your emergency? MY FAVORITE KZbinR IS CHOCKING! Where does he live? I don’t know. What is the cause of it? ....Mario Maker 2... Sir, your clearly pranking us. *HANGS UP*

[@TeamCobes]

Churlz 06 chocking?

[@cagiestmonkey8585]

After hanging up, why are so many people saying their fav youtuber is chocking? Oh wait maybe this isn’t a prank....

[@ted8487]

That is the least funny comment I’ve ever seen

[@michaelabate7230]

Churlz 06 He lives in PA.

[@xanderlithgo2604]

I hate chocking.

[@papajohn5081]

While Dave was playing SMM2, Ryu was playing minecraft :L

[@IanC14]

He's one of those whining about the lack of 100 Mario challenge 🙄

[@derikr]

🥺🥚🥚✌️😄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🤢😦😵🤠

[@HaultRxst]

He's irrelevant

[@IAmDerekTB]

street fighter 2

[@zandardouble0798]

8:35 rest in peace toadett 2018-2019 💀 (Excuse my bad spelling)

[@ryanamburgy2791]

Zandar Double07 lol

[@zandardouble0798]

@Mr Felix Thanks😎

[@TheHeavenlyBuddy]

dgr screaming “FUDGE NUT BROWNIES!!” is this purest thing

[@jellyspl7277]

22:53 "Wow yoshi, you are a jerk man"-DGR, While talking to luigi

[@Nightforce8]

“It’s over Anakin! Luigi has the high ground!”

[@scytheleaf]

17:53 I was Luigi! (ScytheLeaf) I just kept bouncing on top the the goombas (?) until the end xD GGz Dave “It’s over Anakin; I have the high ground!”

[@robertrodriguez8902]

What do u mean I was luigi

[@Bacher108]

"I'm gonna keep it chill, low salt, my cholesterol is kinda high so gotta keep the salt to minimum" 2 seconds later "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO---NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.... NOOOOOOOOOOOOO" lol.

[@Maninawig]

Every speedrunner: hopefully they assign servers to the multiplayer aspect. DGR: Hopefully they fix their servers

[@FlexCloud]

"Hahahahahahaha! Everyone died!" Blue Toad: "Am I a joke to you?"

[@AbbyStJames]

Dave: I don’t know how to throw Me: look in the “Mario Moves”

[@thebreakfast8055]

”YES AND TOADETTE JUST DIED! 👏” -Dave 2019

[@Essstola]

dave in 3d world style if you press up=ZR=jump you get a higher jump than a normal one

[@explodingdragon]

I think he knows that trick.

[@Essstola]

@@explodingdragon i havent seen him do it at parts where he could jump on to something

[@explodingdragon]

@@Essstola Here, I found proof. Go to 23:33 in this video: kzbin.info/www/bejne/moexo4qbo6igr9U

[@anthonyferrara4846]

Luigi steals Dave’s powerup. Dave:Wow Yoshi you are a jerk

[@halbdrilling898]

20:28 it means "the desert temple"

[@isabellajulca2342]

What I like to call all the ranks D:Eh? C: Ok getting better B:Wow not bad! A:Amazing! S:Super!!! S+ : Super Amazing!.. no GOD!!!

[@yimpster27]

What about S++?

[@isabellajulca2342]

Oh... S++: You Beat It

[@yimpster27]

@@isabellajulca2342 chances are it goes passed S++, but we don't know yet because nobody is there yet, last I checked.

[@IanC14]

@@yimpster27 there's one S+ in Europe iirc

[@yimpster27]

@@IanC14 there are more than one S+ rank players, I was talking about S++.

[@idkwhattomakemychannelname9613]

... wait where is blue toadette? DGR-2019

[@reezslash5671]

Is the outro music Super Monkey Ball?? :0

[@musicmachine87878]

Those 3 back-to-back really close calls to death (at 13:07) were awesome!

[@TeamCobes]

Because you said “jebaited” in the last troll level you played, I started saying it too 🤣

[@jvian_eclipse8265]

Alena Atamanyuk łøł

[@TeamCobes]

Pikachuisloveandlife thanks

[@rpgdestroyer4251]

Luigi:*takes Dave's fire flower Dave: Yoshi is a jerk

[@ShockNX]

I was looking for this comment

[@philRacoindie]

2:11 "Wait, where's Blue Toadette?" DGR - '19 of 2k.

[@kalebspears2677]

Philraco Indie Toad at*

[@philRacoindie]

@@kalebspears2677 oh ok

[@jamesmerkel1932]

In response to 16:13 I quote Walter "Unless life's gonna give you sugar and water your lemonade is gonna suck..."

[@progutsineverything120]

A DGR video a day, keeps the doctor away

[@barackwashington7588]

#DGR Hey Dave, can you play this level? BN1-KYG-XMF It's a level that has 4 different types of speed runs in 1 level, and I'll be happy if you get to play it!

[@urmumisamum2153]

Awesome level I played it and it's pretty cool

[@barackwashington7588]

@@urmumisamum2153 that username lol

[@davidlachry9601]

I'm gonna play it later

[@miriamtrauernicht3978]

Awesome vid! Just like always. I really love seeing you play Mario Maker 2! And the Name in of the level at 20:33 translates to “The desert temple“ (yes I know his own translation wasn't meant serious, just thought someone might want to know) And you almost got the pronunciation right. Only the “ü“ was wrong.

[@hiimlunaaaa]

Directions unclear: I called the nearest target pharmacy

[@phily1050]

DGR: everyone died, yes that’s the way we wanna start Blue toad: say sike right now

[@atticusnari]

Nintendo: The servers? You are the servers!

[@jmgaming1975]

What DGR actually stands for! D - Dave G - Choking R - Repairs

[@glewy_]

Choking does not start with G

[@Meteorite_Shower]

It's always a good feeling when you find a leaf/feather no-one else has, and fly by players with ease.

[@chadmanigan]

The Mario and toad dance off was my favorite moment!

[@jesswinter]

You and toad at 21:08 had me laughing so hard😂😂😂

[@styx3586]

8:34, LMAOO POOR TOADETTE, the guy probably got so cheesed😂

[@shanu1268]

20:30 Wüste means desert, so it‘s „the desert temple“ always funny to see/hear non-german people trying to say things in german

[@ArchaicAbsol]

are you german?

[@shanu1268]

RandomYokai Ja bin ich -> Yes I am

[@ArchaicAbsol]

@@shanu1268 ich hab bisher 4 deutsche gefunden xD

[@shanu1268]

RandomYokai Nice, mal gucken, ob‘s nochmehr in dieser community gibt 😂

[@bossbrickle1531]

Cool. I normally speak English, but I know German.

[@JesusinYouTV]

**Looks at Luigi** "Wow, Yoshi, you are a jerk, man."

[@guam_]

Me: Dave do you want do die? Dave: In real life or in the game? Me: In the game Dave: Not interested

[@carolinea5792]

"Thank the Lord's Cheeps"

[@MrWeegee]

It’s always the guy that plays blue toad is the guy you have fun with. Crouching a lot is a sign of fun

[@mikevanlieshout4513]

22:50 You just called 'Luigi' 'Yoshi' well done man well flippin' done

[@CaptainCoolzCT-]

The High Ground is a pathway to many abilities, some consider to be UNNATURAL.

[@alexanderbabich]

7:06 the words on DGR’s tombstone “he died playing a game he kinda loved”

[@plish]

911: What is your emergency? Me: uh this guy is choking 911: Oh my god where? Me: *at his house playing Mario maker* 911: ..

[@diysquad222]

Dgr: I would like a multiple player game mode Muiltipie player co op:I'm I a joke to you

[@TheLoneRipper1]

Thumbnail: Me when I eat a hot dog too fast

[@joshburcham8466]

When the monkey ball outro music plays...goosebumps everywhere!!!

[@pro-magic8393]

8:38 Dgr is not caring that toadette just died in the lava

[@johncastaneda1293]

Luigi: it's over toad I have the high ground Toad: you underestimate my power Luigi: don't try it Toad: *dies*

[@CodyTheBlackChickenSubscribe]

Dave: wants online fixed Smash players: are we a ioke to you?

[@grayshyguy3870]

14:41 When you manually break the stage like a boss.

[@3oones186]

Man I came to check on you because I thought you were actually choking. Smh, call me when your actually in trouble

[@calebmrcel9645]

Lol

[@WuF2611]

You got jibaited son!!!

[@3oones186]

I know😂

[@lucasbruinsmc2913]

Mr felix he would have been dead before he could upload it

[@kodyivers1260]

Thank the Lord's chips! Had me dying hahah

[@doshi066]

I'm new to ur channel and your laugh makes watching you so entertaining!

[@diaack.]

Hey dave! I haven’t watched in a long time. I came to stop by because I loved your Mario odyssey videoes. I’m loving these new videos too! Last time I watched u were at 105k. Congrats on 270k!! Have a good day if u read this.

[@Southern19]

Luigi- it’s over Dave, I have the high ground

[@a.s.raiyan2003-4]

Dave singing Linkin Park was the best thing

[@Logan_XZ]

8:47: The clutch my man, you’re crazy!

[@owenmenning3878]

I can't wait to see future episode titles: Episode #62: THERE WERE 4 DOORS!!

[@crichards8092]

22:50 This is why Luigi made the "die bro" troll mansion

[@JesusinYouTV]

"Later, guys! LATERRRRRRRNNNOOOOOOOOOO" Love it. This is why I subscribed.

[@Serious5GamingS5G]

11:28 MARIO FLEW OVER THE FLAG POLE 😂

[@bhwhugo]

4:43 Enjoy the Windows 98 Presentation Me : Yeah , that's we want to see

[@thegold707]

The ultimate troll rag 6:30 🤣

[@TakeWalker]

Gotta love that boss rush level and Toadette sailing off into the lava at the end.

[@MEDICPhD]

DGR Dave seems like the type of person to get demonetized while still being family friendly

[@davex2444]

5:50 Dank memes played with sou in the second round too 8:41 Toadette just fell into the lave lol

[@redaipo]

I got a scam ad of super mario maker 2 which said super mario 2 and it was a video of BTG playing but the video is put inside of a phone and it claims you can get super mario maker 2 on mobile for free what has youtube come to

[@MinePlayersPE]

most people who watches smm2 channels WILL get this fake ad. i still can't believe we can't report ads

[@redaipo]

@@MinePlayersPE you can report the creators of the ad.

[@MinePlayersPE]

@@redaipo how? i cant even get the ad creator's channel on mobile

[@AriCali713]

Luigi: it's over Dave I have The High Ground Dave:ok

[@AriCali713]

By the way Dave you called Luigi Yoshi

[@ohheyitsbubba]

I love the nacho libre quotes 😂

[@wazzup9179]

One thing I've learned online is that the toadettes are always the trolls who somehow wins

[@amp7980]

2V2 sounds really fun. Toads VS Mario Bros. Only one has to finish for both to win. One can play defense.

[@putiraa]

When he said “Where’s blue toad at?” I thought he said “Where’s blue toadette?”

[@jojopw1146]

20:30 it means "the desert castle" Trust me i'am german😁

[@thecreepergaming9175]

It’s a desert temple

[@rg6782]

14:40 *when you just need to leave this virtual world you live in to help your high cholesterol*

[@henrycelin8929]

I love dave's laugh it makes me laugh 😂

[@happyfellowship4291]

DGR: Let's goooooooo baby let's het this W Luigi: *It's over, Dave* *_I have the high ground_*

[@KanSanyara]

8:33 Luigi : *Grabs pole* I'm number 1! Mario : *Grabs pole* Mamma mia... Toad : *Grabs pole* Alright! Toadette : Seems easy! *Misses pole*

[@Happy-American]

22:50 How dare you insult Yoshi like that 😂

[@ungarsdesontemps]

«Its over Dave, I have the hight ground» - Luigi 18:29

[@kern5450]

22:49 did he just call Luigi, Yoshi 😂

[@flowerysquid7338]

14:42 , when you realize he's not actually inside the game.

[@oles9196]

"I need to master the throwing" No one in any online Game ever

[@michaelabate7230]

4:10 Did you really just say Super Sunshine! 😂

[@sonicmario564]

20:08 that was the funniest thing i have ever seen :D

[@monkeys03]

Me: Sees title “Call the doctor, I’m choking” Also me: Oh shoot it’s been six hours since he said that